Footage shows three women terrorizing pizza delivery driver
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Those delivery guys broke a long-standing rule - You never go in by yourself!
@Papa Bludgeon 1.- why? 2.- who sets that rule? o.O
@@throwacnt7603 Getting robbed / killed
@@mrcroob8563 That and/or getting sodomised.
@@mrcroob8563 Is that a thing in the US? Having women as bait to go in and get wrecked?
@@throwacnt7603 yes welcome to the us
"Why does every guy have be like 'I have to feel?'"
If you hold a carrot on a stick in front of a horse and expect the horse not to go for a nibble, you know nothing about why you're holding a carrot on a stick in front of a horse.
That's a top-tier analogy.
i feel like this pertains to women who don't know they are attractive and why men are attracted to them. yes girl you are the carrot and i'm the ass you thought was a stallion trying to get that carrot!
You are right farmer kyle
Best analogy ever?
Fun fact: As a guy i thought the same as Jeannie and was like: "How F'ed up in the head are we guys actually?"
Then i went in on this thought and tried to answer it myself. And even though i have never been in this situation, even though i am a fucking 30 year old virgin, i actually came up with a really good explanation.
"What if they're not real? You can feel if they're real, right?"
There you have your explanation.
Because a lot of guys (me included) get totally weirded out by faked ones. I hate it. I'd rather have a flat chest infront of me, than 2 fake Mount Everest. It also tells a lot about the woman, who has the fake boobs, like personality and shit, tells me that she feels insecure about herself and that i have to be extra careful with what i say in her presence and what i do in her presence to not make her freak out and key my car or my face with her nails...
Oh, yeah and fingernails. If she has fingernails longer than my D, get the hell away from me.
I am not sure you are using the word terrorizing correctly
Right. What is wrong with this generation?
😂
14:52 jeannie’s entire monologue about cats in symbolic to open relationships was so amusing😂
All the while Henry died inside
Are Henry and Jeannie in an open relationship?
@@yashuab.2979 Nop
Henry looked so incredibly lost. Like this is the first time I've seen him look so actually genuinely speechless and lost
i felt so lost but then Henry looked so lost too so i wasnt that lost anymore cuz i knew all men were lost at that point.
I'm a delivery driver, I've had the "t0pless girls" prank done on me. They told me to wait outside so they could give me a tip. I left, it was -20 degrees out. I ain't waiting around just to see their bongos, I can see all that for free, at home.
Edit: Holy crap didn't think this would get so many replies/likes! Thanks! :D
Certified Chad Moment.
In your comfort chair, with lotion and napkin ready in hand.
unacceptable, that's just sexual assault, I mean imagine if a man did that?
where did this travesty take place? as a pizza delivery driver myself I feel an obligation to go and investigate....
@@stephenfox79 It was -20.
@@tgsoon2002 that or go to my fiance, lol!
I learned this ancient technique for getting out of conversations I don't want to be a part of... Imagine you forgot something incredibly important and interrupt the person that's talking, informing them to "hold that thought" before walking away... Whether you walk away calmly or in a rush depends on whether you want to inflict emotional damage or not
I do something similar. Step one: bring up politics. Step two: switch to religion, Step three: lecture the other people on a subject they already know about. Step four: never get invited back (profit). You will either make a new friend or be "that guy". The emotional harm you do largely depends on HOW you say it, not the content of WHAT you said.
I just leave.
@@DozenMarks gigachad
I just say I have diarrhea, borrow their toilet and climb out the window there.
@@stoonersan2707
At step four I accidentally joined a cult. What is step five?
I delivered pizza for 3 years and yes, men and women do answer partly naked, but it's rare and usually at night. You'll also get customers that offer beer, joints and shots; along with generous tips.
Jeannie is so naive it's adorable. "Why is it all the guys have to feel". Might be the hardest I have ever laughed at CZcams content. Thank you so much!
I laughed. It's an act. All of it.
She was the one to corrupt Henry.
@@davidbritton5282 off course it´s an act(=not to ofended Jeannie but c´mon she is not a virgin....
@@tiagoalves2056 Isnt she? 🤔
@@knightyagami7841 i dont know 🤣👌
CAUTION!!!! Heaven and Hell are real... Is your heart right with God? We can not hide our sins from God. Jesus Christ loves you and He died for our sins. If you will REPENT of your sins and put your faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and believe in the gospel, you will be saved and your name will be written into the Book of Life.
Revelation 20:15 Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire....
"Salvation Prayer"
Dear Heavenly Father, I come to you, to confess that I am a sinner. I have done some things in my life that I am not proud of and I repent of my sins. I believe that Jesus died on the cross for my sins and that He arose from the grave and that He is alive today. I ask that you forgive me of my sins. I proclaim that Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. AMEN...
Hahahahaha the simple delivery of “your mother” had me dying I replayed that so much
8:04
"you're mother"
😮
😂😵💀
"Yer Mum" - British guy.
your mother hids harder with boston/new york accent
Just when you thought dogs can't get that emotion after being cheated on... You can literally felt the heart just broke into many pieces
Poor doggo, he needs a good hug and a new girl-dog-friend.
bro fr. Dogs realy bond like that huh?
@@Random-qi3vv Heh, no. He may never have ever seen either of those other dogs before. His natural male doggo instinct is simply to breed any female in heat, and fight any other male dogs in order to be the one. He was just itchin' to get into the action.
Naw, he misses his nuts.
It's a very common vocalization in bully breeds. Our Stafford Bull Terrier made that sound when he saw cows. It's funny but annoying at higher pitches.
I haven't watched yall in seven months just so I could binge watch, Def gon be worth it
I just relax so much watching you both. It calms me, it's entertaining and fun! Great content and real reactions. Thank you so much for making my day :D
The zooms on Jeannie’s face made my day 😂
She's so damn cute, a face worth fighting for, that's for sure
I didn't have a 'topless' experience when I was doing plumbing, but it was definitely in the ballpark.
I had an appointment to do yearly service on furnaces and water heaters at each rental unit of a complex with a few dozen bungalows. Each tenant was told to expect someone between x hours, as I worked my way through the compound. The one unit I went to, I knocked, and waited a minute, to be met with a hastely opened door, and an absolutely gorgeous college aged girl looking like she just bolted out of the shower, still dripping wet and wrapped in nothing but a towel.
I offered to do another unit first and come back later if it as more convenient. She declined and invited me in to complete my work. I have to say though, the moment that she opened the door, stories of that kind of stuff happening to a delivery drivers did flash through my head, lol.
"The legends were true.."
Really?? You have to try my guy! Dude I be successful everytime. Even when like they knock on my door asking about changing my gas provider lol, man I'll have her in there naked in 5 min. When I was a salesman I got so much pushy everyday omg especially WW they were so easy and horny young and old
Once I went to a girl's house to fix her sink and her older sister and best friend immediately got undressed bent over and touched their toes and I stayed there for 3 hrs having great sex with 23 yr old best friends. I sold a girl some weed she didn't have all the money I said 🖕🏾fuck you , she said ok let's go upstairs.... she was a fuckin virgin bro that was 2001 she's still hot now at 37
so glad you guys "survived" the whole youtube situation! :D
15:12 Henry contemplating intensifies "is she asking for a ring?"
Bruh, that entire ending had all the ingredients of a soap opera
Man's fearless, out of the strike period and right into another strike worthy video, I salute him.
Henry: "We're done with our strike period"
Also Henry: "let's watch something strike worthy"
Edit: I am not saying that I dislike the content and think that CZcams should strike them, not at all, just a little funny thing to point out
they defo dont help themselves ill be honest
@@thenovastargamingchannel it gets the views. 🤥
@@entropybear5847 It also carries with it the risk of losing their channel forever... Worth it for 100k extra views ??
@@rohan1748 if Logan Paul can scam people out of hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars, I’m sure they can look at a butt or two.
not like youtube is any reasonable in how they manage striking channels. I remember someone getting reprimanded by youtube for showing grown women in dresses, normal ones might I add just because you could see cleavages. CZcams is inconsistent in their actions and very uptight for no reason, that and retroactively going back on stuff they reviewed (let's not forget they subject their videos to human reviews before making it public).
So yeah if maybe CZcams could enforce their rules in a consistent and objective manner we wouldnt have all this mess to begin with
I've seen other people mention the pizza delivery guys being lured into a honey trap robbery but I'm more paranoid. I'd worry about waking up in a bathtub full of ice with certain organs missing, if I'm lucky.
so glad u 2 r still going strong ! much love from germany
As a former pizza delivery driver never turn down a meal
Saw plenty of sights when I was doing delivery in the 90s.
Some women have no shame.
It's awesome.
@@rogerramjet6429 I'll bet this former cableman has seen far more. I've got stories that most would think was straight up outlandish fantasy. You'd be shocked at what women would do for free cable. And it wasn't just single women that would throw it on ya either. By far and away the best perk of the job. And also a cruel one. Because I've also seen things that can't be unseen. Life altering. Not in a good way!
You should start a podcast talking about your experiences
@@rogerramjet6429 men have no shame either yet seem think they can F.K 50 women but when a women sleeps with 3 guys shes trash sad af
3!!!! free meal!!
Yo if I was delivering pizza to that house I'd just be asking for the money if they owed it and otherwise dipping. The only people who go along with that whole scenario obviously don't mind if they catch a charge or wake up with one less kidney.
this also crossed my mind, but i'm willing to roll those dice
that's what ppl say when they never had some strange
It's hubris. Thing of yourself realistically and realize there's evil intent.
@@MrGFYne1337357 that's like telling a fat man he's never eaten because he's full and turns down a slice of cake.
@@entropybear5847 that analogy doesnt work cus they are saying “never had strange” has the fat guy NEVER eaten before? two different situations 😅
@ 5:05
Always use cool or room temperature water, not hot water, to de-ice the windows of your car, the water only needs to be slightly above freezing to loosen the ice.. Causing rapid expansion or contraction (thermal stress), at a fixed point on a pane of glass, will always result in shattered glass. The same will happen if you pour cold water on a really hot pane of glass. Don't do this unless you want to have stitches.
Not watched many of your videos yet but you've both got a really good vibe. Really enjoyable content ✌️
4:49
I have done this. I've been driving for almost 20 years.
It's really easy in a newer gas car that's pretty close to silent on the inside.
The really embarrassing part is that I've done it with my diesel truck which is in fact not silent when running.
Best CZcamsrs
i detected no cap
Cap
They are legends
@@Nick_Backwards ok
@@BAVidmar17 frl
You guys are very funny but also very relaxing to watch
10:08 - This is exactly why managing your panic in an emergency is the most important thing you can do. The most obvious solutions completely flee your mind when you are panicking.
Yeah right, but that was really just stupid.😂
All she had to do was breath in through her Nose and blow into the Glass. 🤦
I delivered pizzas all throughout college. Had some crazy experiences :)
@Jayhawk See, that could be interpreted many different ways. Did you deliver pizza while you were studying or did you deliver pizzas throughout a college?
@@throwacnt7603 Both. I delivered pizzas while I was studying, and probably 50% of the deliveries were to other college kids. We stayed open until 3AM. Except for the time I was robbed at gunpoint, it was a really fun job.
@@Jayhawker2000 Niiice. (Except for the gunpoint part)
this was so funny again henry and Jeannie, really well done and thank you both for always putting a smile on my face no matter what sort of day i have had 😊😍
Great video as always!
Just watched an old video and the outro took me by surprise. " Ahhhh, Nostalgia."
Sometimes love is like a fart. If you force it, the results are shit.
And it’s best done sneaking where it’s inappropriate.
Gotta watch as soon as it's posted just in case it's taken down
ikr
I amazed at the driving instructor - calmly waiting for his trainee to realize the mistake.
5:10 Warm water. Not hot water. I did this to unfreeze my stuck door a couple weeks ago. Worked just fine.
My heart goes out to that dog , he had to watch his girlfriend get railed by the neighbors dog!
"This man totally forgot he had a job to do
I laughed too hard at that
im at home with a busted knee and so glad I found you two. this really made my day
5:27 This happened to me on the train many years ago. The woman next to me tapped me and said "you know we can here your music, right?". I was mortified. It was plugged in but not all the way. To this day I double check my headphones every time I put them on, even Bluetooth ones.
You two always make me smile/laugh!
Watching Henry die inside as Jeannie talks about cats who won't get married are just not wanting to be loyal was tough man.
When did she say that? I thought it was more like cats that are never around
Yeah!!!! She's definitely a savage
100% fax, though
Thanks for another funny video 😂 but when did the channel get a strike
OK, You two made me Laugh more than I have in a Month Thank You
I love the no simping elephant video. Made my day lmao
The kid handed off the ball with no issue even though he was upset. he has good character. you love to see it.
Man, their editor is really earning his keep in the first clip.
They need a bonus for that one 😂
Love the wisdom from Jeannie at the end😂
Just got laid off today after being with a software company for 2.5 years. Im just happy I can wind down after a hectic day to some mxr plays :) thank you guys.
Yeah bad time to be in tech right now. Best of luck and know people care about you
It's okay dude, you'll be alright somehow. One thing I learned in my entire 20 years of disappointing life is that nothing lasts forever. You'll get your footing someday, and right now just enjoy some daily dose of Mxr to boost your spirit back up
Quick, set up as a contractor so they can beg you to come back at three times the pay.
@@sneakysquirrel1990 many tech companies are still hiring. LinkedIn is full of jobs and where I work we have senior dev and ui/ux openings.
@@arrayoutofbounds Does "entry level" still require 5+ years though?
I've done the trying to drive with the vehicle off thing. Quiet engines kinda suck for those moments lol
5:15 you can do that but not with hot water, only warm water. Till certain point there is no temperature shock and wont break the glass. But you also need to clean the water pretty fast, if temperature is below zero the water will freeze again very quickly. Defrosting with water in freezing weather is not efficient though.
Jeannie's grin at the end was hilarious 🤣 Need to what vid again🤣
Jeannie explaining why house cats are better than outside cats is now my new Power Animal
5:01 of all things to forget, starting the car is the best. She remembered everything else.
Yeah she was doing everything else correctly and in order, just no _“vroom”_
2:32 She's realizing she told the truth on how she climbed the musical industry.
"Because the consistency is just as important as the visuals." 🤣🤣🤣
As a part time pizza delivery driver, I sincerely hope this becomes a trend.
Amen 💀
As a part time pizza delivery guy, who regularly delivers to a high school, I don't share your sentiment.
😸
Maybe if it were limited to college campus town areas. Not all women look like those did. Women who look like that I don't think are frequent pizza eaters
I've seen plenty of nudity and had a bunch of offers of sex.
Just never took up any offers and still got accused of cheating.
I once did the "got your nose" trick with a 2 year old.
She started crying. Wouldn't believe us when we told her it was still there.
I had to put it back.
The "rectangle of family friendliness" made me lol.
the conversation trap thing. yeah. it happens to me all the time because I am a fricking good listener and I do give good reactions to what people telling me. my longest conversation with a random dude at a party was at least about 2 hours, he just kept going and going about a story of how he managed to stay alive in Mt. Everest alone when he got tired and got left by his Team so that he can wait for rescuers.
6:15 - yeah, I'm going to need a lot more of this Henry in the future.
12:34 can really help you appreciate the extent of Jeannie's widefacedness
Edit - Never mind, 12:54 is better
6:11 henry 😂 the first time he looks at the camera so aggressively
Jeannie's reaction to the child who had champagne go on her head is priceless, I thank that Jeannie would be great mother.
Everyone go watch previous videos and comment as much as you can, We need that Kai Cosplaying Episode 2
That other news anchor wasn't laughing because he was there in that squirrel outfit!
Kudos to you guys for actually putting the clip featured in the thumbnail and title in the beginning of the video.. lol this is why I clicked on it lol.. just for that I continued watching the rest of it.. Usually, I just fast forward to the end to see the part I clicked on..
That nasally voice she made when she was mocking the outdoor cat was so hilarious that i kept going back to listen to it over and over again 😂 It sounded like she inhaled helium 😂
"Many still dressed in their furry...furry costumes" That line killed me!😆
The serious anchorman should have wrapped it up by earnestly wishing they get the treatment they need.
it's good to have the worry of strikes off our back but the new youtube rules may be pretty bad, just want to hope the best for all of mxr including kai
lol @5:13 someone down the street literally did this a few weeks ago and completely broke ALL THE CAR WINDOWS at once!
I died inside everytime you started reading the captions.
That's why I did not choose to work with DoorDash before. D:
Fun fact: Elephant's view humans the same way we look at dogs, as pets or playthings lol makes the toss so much more funny for both me and the elephant
That's actually false, if it were true elephants wouldn't be responsible for about 500 deaths per year
@champ it's a national geographic fact lol its not the elephants fault humans aren't where they're suppose to be 🤣
That's one of those facts that doesn't actually make sense since humans don't all look at dogs the same and no one can actually know what an elephant is thinking. They're really just guessing based on brainwave activity in a random study... still fun to think though.
10:17 the look of uncertainty on Henrys face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Jeannie face about checking the pipeline was legit funny....
12:28 Greatest quote/poem I ever heard:
Here I am sitting broken hearted
I tried to shit, but only farted
So today I decided to take a chance
I tried to fart and pooped my pants
14:53 Jeannie spitting straight (implied) facts.
The 'face' that Henry makes always has me chuckle
"Please tell me that one breaks".... Jeannie, you're hilarious.
IS THE STRIKE PERIOD NOW OVER!?!? If yes, wow that was a long time.
Why were they on strike?
@@lilyrosepunkunicorm9871 it was that Gordon Ramsay thing that CZcams thought was bullying or something
@@lilyrosepunkunicorm9871 They weren't on strike. 2 months ago the channel got a guidelines violation for putting Gorson Ramsay's face on a girl with a bikini
I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE AS THAT WOMAN WHEN I TOOK MY ROAD TEST but my teacher was right outside the car screaming at me (in Chinese so maybe the proctor didn't understand and didn't care), telling me to start the car, so I got saved. Also props to her for learning manual.
That is in Britain. Of course its manual.
@@showme21 You have to drive manual for the road test in the UK?
@@henryhe5945 I think its a standard there still. And in Czech republic we still do so as well. In CZ its also a thing that if you can take a driving test on automatic, but then to drive manual you have to have another driving test, because on drivers licence for automatic you are not allowed to drive manual.
This was great.
Loved the commentary
Jeannie's reactions are so precious. I love watching these 1 adorkable goofballs tofether
One thing I was taught by my dad about boats. Have a lifejacket at least in reach. And there is a reason you always have an oar on a boat. Just stick it under the inside rail and pray you never need it. Because one day, you will.
I had a similar thing happen at a punk show. The drummer tossed his stick into the crowd. I reflexive caught it and another guy grabbed it right after I did, we locked eyes and he said. "I'll give you 50 dollars for it.."
So I got fifty dollars out of it. 😅
6:10 Jeannie going “oh no”
Like what, you want the cat to run away and go missing for 5 days?
12:04 poor guy. That happening to you around your friends is already bad enough, but imagine seeing the video of it making it onto Reddit and into CZcams reaction videos
It's really what you deserve when you think it's funny to fart in someones face..
@@bishopau1228 *shart
jeannie : this isnt even funny
Me: das only if you're a good person, which i assure most of us are not 😂 i laughed my ahh off
Glad the strikes are gone, you guys are awesome!
An MxR video on my recommended. Surprised YT promoting y’all lol
Elephant don't simp for nobody
Lol
6:15-6:30 The amount of sarcasm in Henry's voice... Ouch! Someone get some aloe vera, that burn is harsh! 😂😂😂
I almost choked to death when Jeannie did her “checkin’ the pipes” face.
Genie gets the Grammy for best supporting sidekick on a docu'series. If I still had a sense of humour I would probably be in fits of hysterics right now.. Anyway awesome Genie, I am laughing on the inside at all those heinous jokes you supported for Henry and the animals both inside and out. So on, .. yada yada ...
So......I been sitting here wondering if any gentleman, certified men of culture would drop the sauce in the comments for the pizza delivery video....I'm disappointed to see nobody has
The pizza guy? I'd say that was probably the best tip he's received for a long, long time.
5 years 85-90. Saw this stuff frequently. Wild. Women love pizza.
8:28 always remember to tighten your clamps and brackets, also maybe add a kill cord system so it wont hydro lock
What's more insane is your channel is growing again you were stuck at 1.94 million for a hot minute
Because they called out the platform
@@maxwelljacobfreedom implying they have any effect on CZcamss decision making
@@mrcroob8563 youtube are petty assholes
@@mrcroob8563 well first off, CZcams doesn't care about any content creator. No matter how big they are. Now with that said. Henry and Jeannie have far more influence than you would ever have 🙄
So what is your pointless point exactly?
@@spades77 Lmao you good? This is a literal childrens response