If you are experiencing a timeline where Avatar 2: The Way of the Water is a movie you can watch right now, please exit the bad timeline and return to the good one immediately
But I like The Way of Water, I watched it with my mother on Friday. Anyway, I remember seeing this vid a while ago, and I went back to it to see if anybody had commented recently, and yours was the first recent one I found, and I still had to scroll a lot. Not gonna lie, I really hope that Avatar 4 and 5 are actually made along with 3.
"Hmm, we've found records of an 'avatar' movie made by some guy called M. Night Shyamalan, but it seems like it was widely hated, it seems stupid to want to make a sequel to that"
Movieunleashers so by 2100 or so avatar 3 will be announced then will be pushed to 2110 then to 2130 then 2124 or so on Man I'll probably dead or dying. For my death wish I want to see avatar 3... If it's out
Our children will probably be dead before this franchise is over, let's not kid ourselves here xD Hell, James Cameron probably won't even get to finish it. Just pass on his notes to some other up and coming filmmakers in the future.
It's feeling insecure about its sexuality. The best thing you can do is be positive and receptive to its concerns and let them know that everything is okay.
The galactic cycle date is 5H48R. Globs of consumptors accelerate to the nearest theatorons to witness the legended work Avatar 2. The consumptors, olderly and yothd, prepare. The theatoron’s imploees distribute controlerations. Words are on the displey. “Half-life 3”
I think one important difference is that Avatar 2 is in active development and has even finished some of its filming. Looking for evidence of Half-Life 3 probably requires you dive into a pile of Gaben's knife collection and surviving that you have to piece together its code by playing 20 of Digital Homicide's greatest hits.
"I think people will get tired of the MCU and Star Wars craze." Says esteemed director James Cameron, sightseeing the Mariana Trench after pitching five Avatar movies
They eventually end up releasing Avatar 2, 3 and 4 at the same date, and it'll be a special 5D event where you experience all three movies in a single timeless instance.
Apparently Disneyland made a bunch of Avatar rides but then quickly turned them into Star Wars rides because everyone already forgot what Avatar was and the studios keep delaying the sequels.
GOSH I can’t wait to watch S2x Plane2: 2: 2 the S2xening during the 11Eth zeon in the eon of our ruler Zorgrababatholo! Such classic 3rd dimensional media!
Right so it’s been delayed again. And now it’s got 3 more sequels as well. The release dates are (as of August 29, 2020): Avatar 2 - December 16, 2022 Avatar 3 - December 20, 2024 Avatar 4 - December 18, 2026 Avatar 5 - December 22, 2028 Bruh by the time Avatar 5 comes out, my dad will be like 63. I’ll probably have kids by then.
I love how it was almost released within a month and then gets delayed 59 years
they don't think it be like it is but it do
Dogman_35 I just had a stroke
It also gets delayed again AFTER the supposed release date has passed. Try and wrap your head around that one.
Blame Super Covid
If you are experiencing a timeline where Avatar 2: The Way of the Water is a movie you can watch right now, please exit the bad timeline and return to the good one immediately
But I like The Way of Water, I watched it with my mother on Friday. Anyway, I remember seeing this vid a while ago, and I went back to it to see if anybody had commented recently, and yours was the first recent one I found, and I still had to scroll a lot. Not gonna lie, I really hope that Avatar 4 and 5 are actually made along with 3.
HOW
That timeline is tragic. It got totally robbed of SexPlanet 2, the superior sequel.
DAMNIT! Where did I go wrong this time?
Crap.
"Neo Germany" looks too intense for me
think of it as normal Germany, but there's Neo Nazis there now
@@joey_bonzo it is
"I want to get off Neo-Germany"
@@MannequinRandom So normal Germany?
When Avatar 2 finally releases, historians and archaeologists will need to be employed to even find out what it's a sequel to.
"Hmm, we've found records of an 'avatar' movie made by some guy called M. Night Shyamalan, but it seems like it was widely hated, it seems stupid to want to make a sequel to that"
Hm
Hm
one thing i really like about the future predictions is that its still in the imdb format
zorptobers come and go, but imdb never falters
imdb controls the spice
Limey Lassen underrated comment
It’s now zMDB
when there’s a movie called sex planet ii patience is of the utmost necessity
I can't wait to see Papyrus font 2
RomWatt NO!
Keep in mind there will still be 3 more sequels after the second Avraton comes out
Movieunleashers so by 2100 or so avatar 3 will be announced then will be pushed to 2110 then to 2130 then 2124 or so on
Man I'll probably dead or dying.
For my death wish I want to see avatar 3... If it's out
Avatron 3 coming 2534
Avatard 4 coming 3012
Avaturd 5: The End coming 4004
I'll be long dead at that point. Unless a long Cain of events happen
And I totally agree then they'll reboot it around 5000 with Avatar: Reboot
Our children will probably be dead before this franchise is over, let's not kid ourselves here xD
Hell, James Cameron probably won't even get to finish it. Just pass on his notes to some other up and coming filmmakers in the future.
Movieunleashers But by then, everyone will be speaking Solresol!
What if Avatar 2 Doesn't wanna come out?? Maybe it's shy idk
It's feeling insecure about its sexuality. The best thing you can do is be positive and receptive to its concerns and let them know that everything is okay.
damnit i just made that joke
S E X P L A N E T 2
751 likes glad you all appreciate my genius
Come to future little Bella...😃
No no wait don't come heres a fckn pandemic all around the world.
Bye.🙌
August 2022 has come and gone, but Avatar 2's release date has somehow not been pushed back to 2026 yet. I'm frightened.
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Watching in November 2022. The trailer for Avatar 2 dropped a few days ago. It's really happening. What a world.
its okay, avatar 2. When you come out, we will support you for who you are.
Hunter Young unless you are a bad movie
Hunter Young , 😂😂🤘
Unless he is a suit person
“Ain’t no sequel of mine gonna be set primarily underwater”
So what did you think of Sex Planet 2?
I like how it became a musical.
and then was promptly no longer a musical
Then it was War
and ceased to be everything else
I think being a Sex Adventure fits it best
I go back to this video every time I see Avatar 2 news
I can’t wait to see Avatar 2 II in 3045
Quinton Reviews didn't expect you here
Rox he made a whole video about this guy, I'd be surprised if I he didn't show up
I expected this.
Subscribe to soup water on CZcams
And I‘m hyped for Avatar 3️⃣ in early January thirtieth millennium. I physically can’t wait!
Movie just got delayed again due to COVID, this is truly a timeless video.
Fun fact Avatar 2 comes out the same day as Half-life 3
The galactic cycle date is 5H48R. Globs of consumptors accelerate to the nearest theatorons to witness the legended work Avatar 2. The consumptors, olderly and yothd, prepare. The theatoron’s imploees distribute controlerations. Words are on the displey.
“Half-life 3”
I think one important difference is that Avatar 2 is in active development and has even finished some of its filming. Looking for evidence of Half-Life 3 probably requires you dive into a pile of Gaben's knife collection and surviving that you have to piece together its code by playing 20 of Digital Homicide's greatest hits.
Is that when Beyond Good & Evil II is released?
I get, it's funny because neither of those things will exist.
Nate MCnate and comes the day before despasito 7
"I think people will get tired of the MCU and Star Wars craze."
Says esteemed director James Cameron, sightseeing the Mariana Trench after pitching five Avatar movies
He wasn't wrong.
Well shit
Yup
he's a visionary!!
He predicted that Disney would bungle those franchises, I suppose.
Evolution of Avatar 2 genres:
Action, Adventure, Fantasy ---> Musical ---> War film ---> Earth Media, Sex Adventure, Comedy
And somehow that's still exactly right
Can't wait, I have my 7D glasses ready
There are only 3 dimensions
r/whooosh
@@KaizerBeatz-vf9wf some people really don't understand what a joke is 😂😂
To think, it's already 2140 and Sex Planet hits sanctioned viewing stations tomorrow. How time flies.
I love the fact that he got the delay month right
I had to come back and watch this again after seeing that new trailer
...He just highlighted Avatar, he clicked the drop down menu and then he just randomly selected papyrus, like a thoughtless child...
> implying Neil doesn’t calculate everything he needs to make these top tier shitposts
Austin Elliot Whoosh
The title for avatar 2 has been revealed so we're really close to it being delayed for 50 years!
Just got delayed again. Can't wait to watch it in 43704.
This movie is a testament to either the tenacity of the human spirit, or just how far corporate greed can push a corpse
Well, it’s out
Is that bad? Did we do something wrong?
apparently ava2r: avatron II is finally coming in 2022!
the compressed audio is such a nice touch, really the icing on the cake
the funniest thing about this video is that it was made two years ago and avatar two still hasn't come out
I have a feeling sex planet 2 will be worth the wait.
Not really. They have sex with their tails.
+Jeremy Riley That just makes it more worth it.
Damnit James Cameron's clone better give the na'vi dickgina tails or the A.I. simulating my consciousness will boycott this movie.
I don't know what tickets to order first, the ones for Sex Planet 2, or Moon Quadrant A.
Artificial Leech
Hope our grave marker likes it.
just saw the trailer. looking forward to the release of sex planet 2!
I heard that Avraton 2 is really just a soft reboot made for a direct-to-brainplug release.
They eventually end up releasing Avatar 2, 3 and 4 at the same date, and it'll be a special 5D event where you experience all three movies in a single timeless instance.
Apparently Disneyland made a bunch of Avatar rides but then quickly turned them into Star Wars rides because everyone already forgot what Avatar was and the studios keep delaying the sequels.
Man I just can't wait until Extember!! Avraton II is gonna be skitooting!
Who else watching in 2020 after Avatar 2 got delayed yet again?
What...
What does Germany do
It has a thriving film industry
@@neilcic We sadly don´t...
World War 2 II: The Revenge of Germany
GOSH I can’t wait to watch S2x Plane2: 2: 2 the S2xening during the 11Eth zeon in the eon of our ruler Zorgrababatholo! Such classic 3rd dimensional media!
Let me mark my calender real quick for zorptober
Ahh, all my favourite Avatar characters will return, such as.... Blambingno, Plinko, Dinkaroo and Scotch
Don't forget Papa Smurf
Christopher Rapczynski Also known as Rich Evans .... Poor rich! XD
And the blue dude from magic roundabout
Christopher Rapczynski
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE! I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw!
so excited to see sex planet 2 this winter!!!
Right so it’s been delayed again.
And now it’s got 3 more sequels as well.
The release dates are (as of August 29, 2020):
Avatar 2 - December 16, 2022
Avatar 3 - December 20, 2024
Avatar 4 - December 18, 2026
Avatar 5 - December 22, 2028
Bruh by the time Avatar 5 comes out, my dad will be like 63. I’ll probably have kids by then.
Your kids will be 300 years old and will live on agekillers
@@PETRIXXXX by the time Avatar 3 comes out, the earth will be 100% water
@@an_alienwashere so immersive!!
It's a shame it released in 2022. We definitely could have pushed it a few more years to get Ava2r
Avatar 2: The longest awaited sequel since Despacito 2.
>awaited
>avatar 2
By whom?
Williamz the same people who unironically listen to Despacito
i get it
With the untimely passing of James Horner in 2015, Mr. Cameron has elected Luis Fonsi to become the new composer for Avatar 2! :-P
But avatar was first........
I guarantee that this video is better than avatar 2.
*IT'S ALMOST TIME*
The duke nukeum forever of movies
Not true. People actually wanted Duke Nukem Forever to come out. Nobody cares if Avatar 2 comes out or not because nobody cares about Avatar anymore.
[Booming trailer voice] This Decembulonmas...
Avatar 2 has to be some laundry scheme for it to have been in "development" for this long without any substantial leaks
dude already admitted he's in it for free scuba diving. he's gonna ride it as long as he can
As I write this, it is the final day of this video’s relevance (17 Decembulon 2140). I lived long enough to see Sex Planet 2!!!
I live for that low bitrate
Insightful as always, Neil. Thank you for your service.
thank you for your service
Now I want to watch Avatar again because of this video. I just remembered how great the music score was.
Can't wait for Avraton II!
Finally! It's 2140! I have resurrected myself using accurate soul gathering technology to watch the thrilling second installment of Sex Planet!
I had to watch it at half speed. You make my memes come true, Neil.
I am real excited for avatar 2. Been waiting for it since I left the theatres in 2009. I feel this pain.
Seeing this video again after 3 years makes it even funnier
Doesn't look so hopeful, Neil. Thank you for updating....
Greatest film of all time
Strong words coming from our greatest living filmmaker
Thanks Todd, tell Charlie hi from me
Neil, you lied to us!
That moment when you come back to laugh at this video all over again and hit the like button... inadvertently undoing your previous like.
My favorite Earth Media is Incredibles LXXXIV. 2138 was an excellent year for direct-pupil-injection cinema.
Now the wait for Sex Planet 3 BEGINS
WE'RE BACK BOYS
I was really looking forward to that Zorptober release
I already saw this on Twitter but I didn't notice the changes on the bottom line until now haha
HAHA great twist at the end 😂
Me: Can’t wait for Sex Planet 2
(Checks release date)
“Fuck, I’ll be dead”
Video Games: * *exists* *
Prosafia: It's free real estate.
Dio Drando What does that have to do with this video
Chili Cierny you can only cycle through so many comments in a lifetime
Evolution of Prosafia spoiling every Kirby game's final boss in the thumbnail before the game even fucking releases
He did the same with Mario Odyssey. If you don't want things spoiled, probably a good idea to NOT go to Prosafia's channel.
Fuck off weeb
They swear it's coming this year!
A hearty chuckle was had, good sir.
who's making this movie? Square Enix?
Nah, it's Valve.
I think it's CD Projekt that's making it, judging by recent events.
I can't wait for Phantasy Star Online 2, coming west in 2012
timeless video
Avatar 2: The Squeakquel: Tokyo Drift
Everyone come back here in August to celebrate this years Ava2r day
Edit: it’s now august 2022 congratulations on Ava2r!!!
2020 is over neil, dont worry, still no avatar 2
This is the Back to the Future Part 2 of Neil videos now, in that we've gone past it and we can now see what came true.
Thank you for this important video
I love how it's Zorptober in 2086 and then in 2139 it's back to March
Can’t wait for the Avatar Too straight to dvd release
Time to update this
Ah, I can't wait. It's the musical we've all been waiting for.
ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE ITS HAPPENING
Guys stop pressuring Avatar 2 to come out. They might not feel comfortable with their homophobic parents
i'm here after seeing it now that it's actually come out. Hello past people!
it's like the paradox of the runner and the tortoise
one day we'll catch up to ava2ar
smelling this in 2140, I can't believe how accurate this is
Update: It's now 2020. It's planned for release in 2021
I've seen this video before, but I just realised it's the Potter Puppet Pals guy.
The funny thing is you now can watch avatar two and I watched it today
I didn't even realise this was a Neil cicierga video at first
here we are again
Avatar 2: Electric Boogaloo. Coming to a theater near you.
Justin Y. Found you again
Justin Y. I CAME BEFORE YOU HA!I'M QUICKER THAN JUSTIN Y.!!!
Justin Y. With food like soda and popcorn too
Justin Y. Beautiful
do you use bots why tf are you loterally in every single comment section
you truly are a saint