I SHOT MY WIFE EVERYDAY FOR A WEEK WITH NERF GUNS
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"Honestly officer, I have no idea how he stabbed himself 47 times!"
Agent 47’s new signature mark
Swoozie?
*47 STAB WOUNDS*
😂😂😂😂😂
@@HelloThere-gm9xy I was going to comment that myself, _General Kenobi, you're a bold one.jpg_ ...
Wife in bed: he must be thinking of other women
Husband: *plans strategically what nerf to use*
Wife: I HOPE he's thinking about other women and not that.
@@fornax5798What
@@tiyaskun What do you mean 'What'
@@lucifearical Fornax said the wife HOPES he thinks about other women lol
@@tiyaskun Well yeah he was adding to the joke
My mans has a nice house, a cute kid, a cat, a hot wife and a nerf collection that most of us would have killed for as kids. He’s got it made
the wife part might change
@@Souflouz Oh well, can't have everything
And he’s about to throw it all out the window.
Until he gets a divorce...
All that stuff dosen't amount to nothing when you don't have Jesus.
0:52 love how the daughter jumped up and down with excitement 🤣😂
He is being a wonderful role model, his daughters boyfriends are going to be able to get away with all sorts of tomfoolery.
Her: "Either you stop this childish behavior or we're done!"
Him: "I'm sorry, my love... but it's NERF or nothing"
Underrated
Best comment
Made my day LMAOOo
WITH THE NEW DIVORCE PAPERS!
IT COMES WITH A BATTERY OPERATED SYSTEM TO KEEP YOU ALONE FOR GOOD!
This is the best comment I have ever read
This is a dad that desperately needs a son to clown with.
@Ron Stone5 I get that it can get a bit underwhelming with too many women in one house.....but it's certainly not a BAD THING....
@@aarushigupta2985 maybe not for you. But I'd hate to be the only dude in a house full of women I'm related to.
@@lilbuddie5980 Yeah. It sucks
no bros sounds horrible
I guarantee the daughter will be the one with the nerfs in a year or too.
Finding a partner who is playful and spontaneous is priceless; they’re blessed🥰
Upcoming US news: Woman buried husband in her backyard, next to a dozen NERF guns.
Anything for the content
this is exactly why all these fools screaming "divorce!" over a nerf gun are absolutely gonna wind up divorced statistics themselves. They livin that statistic life
@@83KJackdude no one cares
@@connor7296 who asked tho
Ah, what a wise lady. She didn't even tried to fight back as she knew it was an instant loss considering the big arsenal he holds
She is Lois Griffin
If she divorces him all he should say is
“It’s nerf or nothing”
김현수 just commented I didn’t even se this😂😂😂
Nice
*genious*
This is one of the only comments on the entire internet that for a full 5 seconds made me lose my shit laughing. Thank you sir, and Godspeed
@@logsaplenty made me lose my shit for a good five to
“If you hit me at close range, I s..”
Bang
“Oh you fuc…”
Giant health bar suddenly appear in the air
“Betrayed Target of the Shitlord”
good one
New mission: SURVIVE
Boss music plays
**Cleric beast theme starts to play*
STILL HERE TO RESPECT YOU AFTER 5 YEARS YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND, WELL DONE SOLDIER.
You can call me toxic but I'd say this is real genuine love being displayed.
toxic 🤭
My brain:
*That man is trying to speedrun divorce papers*
Actually, being playful like this helps strengthen bonds between couples. Ignoring/being distant is what leads to divorce
@@bdstudios6088 idk, the wife seemed pretty pissed lmao
@@bdstudios6088 not letting your wife do anything without thinking of getting shot and being a manchild for youtube views is definitely going to strengthen your bonds, yes
Divorce speedrun any%
@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 nah if it was an any percent he’d quit when she brought up divorce, this is a 100% speedrun.
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.”
XD
Call Of Duty!!
not in valorant
Csgo dialogue xD
Craig Seewer wahr not cod lol
Dad was ahead of his time. That was one of the most perfect cut moments to a video ever.
The fact WHAT he was doing is called *target practice*
and family murders are all the rage these days...
Sure...Yep. For sure.
Ahead of his time.
Wonder if they're still alive.
Even the cat isn't spared 😂🐾
Weirdly enough, a man was found buried in his backyard today, half decomposed and with multiple nerf guns around the body. Authorities are baffled.
This life is full of such coincidences
@@Johnny12575 There is no such thing as a coincidence 🤫
@@campcampcamp only happy little accidents
Yeah was pretty strange found nerf bullets in his torso and in his back
@@campcampcamp The fact that you're watching this video
I like how he's upgrading the arsenal each day. Dedicated guy.
U noob
It’s the little things like that that count
Because his wife destroy his nerf after he shoot it lol
It's like he "upgrades" his caliber.
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
As Grunkle Stan once said, “ my wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”
When she said if you hit me at close range, and didn’t hesitate. 😢 beautiful
0:28
Wife: If you hit me with that in close range
Husband: *shoots*
Current Objective
SURVIVE
If you eat your cereal you'll survive
Run. *AWOLNATION intensifies*
0:27 Either he didn't get any sugar that night or he got some angry revenge sugar.
999 likes, I'm about to ruin it uwu
Mission complete
I love the daughter jumping for joy as mom gets pelted
0:55
Frrr
Ahhh nothing's as precious as a child's laugh
@@onuraagdas8051 agreed.
After that week, the wife shot him only once...
If you know what I mean...😂😂😁😁🤣🤣
Legendary.
Your little daughter's excitment at the full auto doorway ambush was great!
All pay respects for this soldier, I hope he's ok after all these years.
Their son: Dad, why did mom divorced you?
Dad: I honestly don't know son.
LOL
She didn't understood that it's Nerf or nothing
they clearly had a DAUGHTER not a son. You can clearly see in 0:22
It didn't have no gas in it!!!!
@@bambambaby5289 That's a lot of assumptions about a couple you don't know anything about.
A local man has been found dead with _an Arsenal of nerf guns and bullets up his rear-end_
😮😂😂
Has to be Phil Leonardo right?
@@mono8476 definitely
Always love finding a railfan channel
Geess Aess can only be the workings from the shah of iran
Wife: I wish we could be more spontaneous, like we were when we first met.
Him:
I love how dedicated he is lmao, no words, no laughter just shooting.
I can’t believe she turned into a cat one day
How does this not have more likes
@@preloww it's a copied comment, seen the exact same one a month ago, on this same video
Well, that's not right, that's animal cruelty.
Timminator There might have been another comment like it, but I haven’t seen it, I posted the comment and didn’t really scroll through the comment section
@its John but you can call me snake CLM "CatLivesMatter"........I got it. lol
This guy is literally showing no remorse to his wife
No mercy
No forgiveness
U want forgiveness? Get religion
It's nerf.
Or nothin
not until he uses every single nerf out there
Yeahy without remorse 😆😆
Your honor, I’d like to call exhibit A
- the prosecutor at his wife’s murder trial
How did I just get recommended this after 6 years.
With how big his arsenal was, I'll never understand why she didn't just take one and get back at him-
Maybe she did.
She must’ve done it off camera
Yeah... “nerf” gun
Eh she was a party pooper and all she did was complain😅
A man shooting his wife everyday knows to have a hidden stash.
Third day: while she tries yoga
Thirtieth day: while she’s talking with a therapist
Hundredth day: while she’s meeting with divorce lawyers
110 th day in court 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@@pesunitedgamer8277 and that's the day he upgrades from nerf guns to a silenced glock
1,000th Day: using it against the FBI as he runs to the Mexican border
@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 nope
@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 lmao
Her: "Did you miss me?"
Him: "With every nerf dart so far."
She thought turning into a cat as cover would save her! And damn she's patient!
This man didn’t get any action for the next 1-2 months guaranteed lol.
I doubt he cares.
That was plenty of action if you ask me lmao
Dudes married... that was inevitable...
He can use the guns anytime tho...
"Choose carefully girl, good time or shot time?"
Oh he knew what he was doing the second he picked up the gun. It was then the inner child took over and he had to do this
Damn, this man has the nerf to disturb his wife during her yoga
Good one
goddamnit this is good
Did somebody say yoga
SpingeBill MemePants no fabien
@@mcch1cken473 nama-go fuck yourself
Pulls out Vulcan
Wife: AAAAAAH, STAAAHP!! 😭😭
Daughter: Wooo darts go wheee!!!! 😄😄
She's tolerant...don't mess it up, you'll never find another one like her.
Her husband everynight be like :
**Bravo Six, Going Dark.**
😂😭
Hmmm
Seal team
😂💯
"Get that rpg and fire at that hind"
"So why did you get divorced?"
"I shot her with nerf."
Haha made my day
one year
she must’ve preferred nothing
@Brady Nelson
Is there anything better than a good pussy?
Yes, a really good nerf.
I still don't get why he did this is stupid but is funny as shite
This feels like something I might have done to my siblings when I was 11. But then I grew up and subsequently realized my wife would probably leave me if I did it, and rightfully so.
I love how one day he just decides to set up a machinegun with a bipod
“daddy, what’s a divorce and why does mommy want one?”
Oof
That's tough to answer
"listen bella, divorce is something where your mother will take half my nerf gun collection so please tell her not to get one."
You could say it's...
NERF or Nothi-
*F B I OPEN UP*
IT'S NERF OR NOTHING
I love how he never gives her a chance to finish her threat before firing away😂😂
During those moments,she simply regards him as a kid in a grown up body.
Respect. This guy risked his entire marriage just to entertain us. A definite like
Hes an american. Hez bound to get divorced at any time.
@@alanshellykoshy112 Eggzatly
@@alanshellykoshy112 exactly
Trust me on this, he did it for himself.
@@Yautah zoomers: i hate my life
Boomers: i HaTe mY wiFe
“Good job 47, now get out of there”
Haha Hitman vibes
He ain't getting outta there
😂😂😂
The money has been wired to your account
😂😂😂
So, this is why divorce is legal...
Judge: so why do you want divorce?
Wife: he always shoots me with nerf guns.
Daughter literally enjoys their daily show.
Best seat in the house!
And so does my daughter 😂
😂🤣😂🤣 i wonder if she got divorced
@@carnagephoenix1978 lol 😂 😂 😂 my wife plays cod 😂 😂 🤣
@@fedra5873 🤣 wow
"GOD YOU'RE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON THIS WHOLE FREAKING PLANET"
And they say romance is dead
Lmaomao
Lmaomaomao
I friggin' can't wait to get married.
Lmaomaomaomao
@@anthonyc.4246 haha yea
*PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
0:40 honorable mention
Are none of us talking about the day his wife magically becomes a cat?
Trappee boi
She got a haircut
@Cactus Jack oh my gawdddddddddddddddd noice one
Yes mr trapper
She is a wizard you know?
I’m just impressed by the insane arsenal of NERF guns this guys has..
Yeah I have an insane Arsenal of nerf….I mean my son has an insane arsenal of nerf guns 😉😂
We'll you're about to be impressed by the insane arse full of nerf guns this guy has
XD
Yeah and he even has a Vulcan.
@@dogcreator7439 Pretty rare gun. Doesn't work so great.
I hope they didn't get a divorce for this
This is the type of content that CZcams was originally made for.
Hes so dedicated that one the one day his wife wasn't home, the legend married a cat.
Respect
Lol
Yo you still play pg3d?
.
Shane Dawson moment
Reading this hurt my brain
The question isn't why he's shooting his wife with a nerf gun. The question is why he has so many different kinds of nerf guns.
Lol
"Is nerf or nothing"
To shoot his wife
@@VisionsGames139 the question should be thank God it's a nerf gun😶
Joe Estrada ha ha
My favorite part was when he completely derailed her concentration while doing yoga. Top tier trolling.
Missed a great opportunity on the last one
After coming home from Afghanistan, Jim had to scratch his itch another way...
Tasteless
Cursed comment
@@thattruepyromain5635 thank you❤️
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc thanks bub❤️
Probably true
If my husband did this I would buy my own nerf gun and have a nerf gun war with my husband 🤷♀️
What's stopping you?
That's why u don't have husbend
@@akashk.790 Moron spotted
Always have a nerf case in your vehicle, you never know when you need to take up arms lol XD
@@akashk.790 thats why you dont have a life
Couldn't find his wife that day so the cat took her place
She has a spidey sense for it in some of these clips 😂
My grandpa did this when he got cancer. Even on his last days alive, he would open the window and fire away!
Edit: with a nerf gun
hold up
With a nerf gun right?
*right?*
He’s not using his hands...
@@gabem9018 yes
A nerd gun? Not even a BB gun or meat gun, or a real gun? I rate this at 10 groovy's out of 10.
I like how the weaponry got more advanced as the week progressed
I like that you used "weaponry" 😂
Honey where did all of our spare money go?
Coolest girl ever
This man playing gun game
ItsYaBoiWolfy 3....2....1 *game starts* gets disconnected
This has to be one of the best thing CZcams ever recommended me
The wife just posted a video. It's called "I shot my husband, once and for all"
To be fair, that last one, she pretty much deserved it. Who's she think she is, doing yoga quietly, minding her own business? Smh the absolute nerve.
*the absolute nerf
You are suck an idiot. Relaxing Is really important in your life. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
@@spadessongs ily
@@spadessongs W
Did someone say yoga?
It’s all fun and games till she pulls a pink colored glock
Lil Trunks 😂
Oh shi-
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
No jury would convict her.
That was a super human effort to not shoot when she was in downward dog
Bravest woman I've ever seen - but having kids with you just seems like suicide, not bravery.
This guy put his marriage on the line just to provide us with content--RESPECT
Press "F"
Or he clearly doesn't know how to grow up.
Man this comment deserves 10k likes
@@probabilisticskepticism7292 cheers mate
Lmao
"You're the most annoying person on the planet!!"
Now that's love.
brilliant
Idk why I heard “you are the best annoying person on this freakin planet”
Ahhh shit
Exactly
I guess we beg to differ
“Yes officer, my husband fought off the intruder valiantly, and gave his life.”
“But ma’am, there’s no sign of any breakin or intruder”
:-)
If you hit me a close range 😂😂😂 you can tell she had anough. Keep it up
This is a landmark run in the any% divorce speedrun category. This man was the first to fully realize the potential in nerf gun starts and through years of practice and dedication, he got it down to a science. This led him to the first sub 2 week run which stood unbeaten for years.
Had me dying bro
Nerf%
strats or starts?
r/CursedComments anyone?
I hope they don't nerf it
Everyone else: *Nerf jokes*
Me: *Concerned how this man thinks there’s 8 days in a week*
I count 7. Nvm 8. He even shot the cat
The cat is a freebie.
No 1 time he shot his cat thus he shot his wife only 7 times
@@wolverinegaming_yt2688 nah, 9 clips, 8 were shooting his wire. 1 cat
@@Winter0192 true, I count every clip too
Next video: "I texted my ex-wife everyday for a week with "I miss you" texts"
all jokes aside this guy has got an impressive nerf collection
And a hot wife
And a hot wife
And a hot wife
And a hot wife
And a hot husband
Plot twist: Hes married to his cat as well
This comment right here officer
@@TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest
*You just made this comment even better XD*
Plot Twist: Even to his daughter
@@GabriCreeper56 Lets go to jail together homie
@@SatouKazuma Roger
This is how you slowly turn someone into a killer.
"So babe, what's your love language?"
Mom: freaks out. Daughter: dances happily in the background.
Daughter will definitely grow up a gun owner and a daddy's girl.
While commenting a joke.
Everybody: skips to next line.
ty gamer: gives spaces.
@@IshwarSR GTFO You Streetshitter
@@AK-tf3fc whoa, who hurt you?
@@IshwarSR People like you who poops on roadsides.
0:39 That's an odd-looking wife you have.
😂😂
Ay it's a cat 😂 🤣 🤣
@@fedra5873 thats not a cat thats his wife
@@garterbelttights6607 wow what next? His daughter is his wife 😂 🤣 🤣
@@fedra5873 damn bro you thinking wild
Emergency Room.
"Well we've never had one of those up there before".
Man's is practicing for the real thing.
No one talks about the fact that he literally has a different nerf gun everyday of the week.
@1:22 She gave us a clue why he keeps getting a new nerf gun every day...
He is rich af
TheVal526 cause he is rich, did you see his house?
@@Marcus1074 that makes no sense at all.
You're implying his nerf collection has something to do with sex?
That's probably his wife takes his gun and shoves it up his ass every day of the week after the camera stops rolling.
0:40 "I'm a cat. I'm a cat. not your wife!"
walter Clements
LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-
Hi
No, it was his wife.
"You're not my Wife, you're a Frog!"
After the first time, there'd be no gun anywhere. He has a very good-looking wife.
Divorce speedrun any%
I love his wife turned into a cat in the middle of the week
yeah... like... we [women] all turn into a cat someday in the week
@@to-nem-ai That's a cool ability ngl
i do it all the time
isn't it called a menstrual cycle?
@@manuelcastillo2649 that's when they turn into rabid feral cats
Wife: "St-opp it! You're the most annoying person on earth!"
Daughter:" Best Daddy ever. Period"
I can imagine a small, innocent looking girl, saying that and then a demon voice saying, *”PERIODT.”*
ahhh gotta love marriage :D
“You’re the most annoying person on this entire freaking planet!”
Dunn Gyllite why period
I would’ve said, “ I know, that’s why you love me.” So cute!
Now this is a marriage made it heaven💯
Wife will have no problem finding an adult replacement.
Men feeling trapped in their marriages
This guy:
“I’m not trapped in here with you ...
YOU’RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!!”
OH GOD HELP ME
I LAUGHED HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
i miss rorschach
I understood that reference
Just proves life is what ya make it
@@johnnyb.5281 is it from willys wonderland
Her: god, you're the most annoying person I've ever met
Also her: *proceed to marry and had kids with him*
_That's how you get 'em_
I'd like but it's the funny number
@@housel9352 haha, ruined it
I see nothing but true love. If a person can still love you after doing stupid shit, then she/he/other loves you very, very fuckin much
@@qwertysingha you monster