How to talk to attractive women in retail
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- Rowan normally can't talk to girls...And now that a particularly hot chick walks in...
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A really attractive woman moved in next door to me. She started chatting to me and mentioned my cat. I denied having a cat. I can't explain why I did that. I do have a cat but in the moment I forgot. I've had that cat for 10 years.
That's almost another sketch for VLDL
Neighbour: "Awww, what a cute cat! Is that yours?"
(Cat moves through legs while purring)
You: "Uhh... Cat? I don't know any cats."
Neighbour: "Oh! Then... I could swear there is a cat walking around your legs."
You: "Nuh-uh. Must be your imagination. Is that everything?"
Neighbour: "Uhhh... Sure..."
You: /closedoor /gotobed /rethinklife
This comment made me laugh so much OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I’ll take your cat for ya
now you officially are a weirdo
I asked a guy what his favourite colour was, and he said, "Blue, what yours?"
And I said, "Orange"
And he said, "Me too!"
Lol happens too often. Dudes say dumb shit when a girl exists in front of them
It's ok, guys are nervous af and can't control their words if they really like you
Its a natural instinct of attraction called. Being dum😂😂
Abs are boobs for men. I gotta say mine are pretty flat.
Wow! so u r not allowed to change ur favorite color on the spot?!..very "considerate" of u.
it happened similar to me.. but I was smart, giving away my number and getting a date..10 years later I am happily divorced
That plot twist😂
Sorry I laughed a bit
Dudu 10 years.. wth
Fuckin lmao we skipped a LOT of chapters there
The sad truth of it all hopefully you had some fun along the way. At least it's a cautionary tale for others.
Love how the comments are just everyone talking about their worst fumbles
Oh man, the amount of times I completely fucked up despite the woman I'm talking to _clearly_ being into me... it's nice to know I'm not alone in that experience.
they're all AI bots.
They weren’t shocked at Rowan talking to a hot girl. They were shocked that he actually did his job for once.
and he did it pretty good, there is a reason he is the manager ;D
And the end explains why they shouldn't have him do his job.
He is like Michael scott from the office
@@spideyvas2396 wow exactly
Well Rowan's work efficiency significantly increased when he goes nude and when there are insane customers
2 minutes: watching this video
40 minutes: reading all the epic comments
Well done! 👍
Yup
Same here brother
Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time
@@zhin4362 i play hard to get with woman i get nervous to talk too girls like that its the reason why im still single.
I was on a plane ride and a cute girl in front of me that I had noticed earlier snuck a note with her phone number on it between the seats. I stood up and gave it back to her thinking she had lost it or something. She was sitting next to her parents who realized what had happened when I told her she lost her note. I still to this day can't believe how stupid one can be. This is probably 12 years ago
Just say to yourself, that you could have dodged a bullet
To be frank girls manage to create the most obnoxious hidden secret "hints" and covert forms of communication that you wouldn't even think of as an intelligence agent and expect the dudes to just get it. Of course it leads to confusion and mistakes.
It is what it is
Still one of your funniest scetches! |Old but Gold!!!
Easily the funniest 😂
Old but gold 👍 gotta remember it 🙂
I've never seen someone choose a computer so fast in my life.
Here I'm.
I bought two computers like that.
That means you've never seen a girl buy a computer.
@@wlockuz4467 😂😂😂😂
@@wlockuz4467 Haha nice comeback
Apparently it was $89 dollars so I'd have got it too
They can't even tell if they're more shocked at him doing his job well, or talking to a cute girl 😂
both?
oh, they know!?
He actually still didn't do his job well. She came in looking for a laptop and he gave her a 90$ keyboard.
@@asterfield02 as the son of a salesman, I can say, that is a great job.
@@asterfield02 that's a laptop box..
Almost 5 years ago when I was a senior in college, I had an insanely hot female friend. We had put together a small group of our friends that would go snowboarding together pretty frequently. One day in early February, once we had finished riding for the day I asked her to go snowboarding with me on February 14th and she enthusiastically said yes. That day our friends had classes so it was just us. I noticed that she was acting a little more flirty that day, and we even started talking about previous relationships and stuff while on the slopes. I didn't pick up on a single hint until I got back to my apartment and my roommate asks me how my Valentines Day was. I had asked my crush out on a date on Valentines Day and didn't realize it.
complete your goddamn story!!
@@desiassassin3268 The next time I went skiing with her (only a week or two later) she had met and started dating another guy. A few weeks after that and I started dating another girl who liked me. My relationship ended up being a super toxic and life-encompassing relationship that took close to 9 months of my life, during which time I lost contact with a lot of my friends. The girl in my story ended up breaking up with the guy she was dating after only a few months, but then started dating the man she would eventually marry not long afterwards. I'm still single and dating.
don't beat yourself up.
So you blew the chance of a hook up. But you forced her to think about herself and why she didn't got what she probably ALWAYS gots.....
You did God's work that day.
Maybe you even helped her becoming a better person. Who knows?
That s a whammy
@collingraf606 well whatever had to happen has happened brother. Nothing different could have or would have happened.
Group of us guys met a group of girls one Saturday afternoon (we were all in our mid 20s) and invited them to a house party we were going to that night. All cute but one girl was clearly a step above. We were all talking and hanging out that party. At the end of the night, everyone is packing up to head out. I, the introvert, was trying to think of how to set something up for the future when I see in the other room, the hot girl I like, give her phone number to my roommate, Kerry. Oh, the deflation at that point. Kerry, the extrovert wins the day. A few minutes later, she comes up to me and says “can I give you my number?” I, the idiot, say “yea, I saw you give it to Kerry, I can get it from him.” (What a stupid thing to say. I didn’t even make eye contact when I said it.). To which she replies, “yea, he asked me for my number but I WANT to give it to you.” Thank goodness for her directness. We dated for a year or so. Wonderful woman.
Finally a good ending
@@Yonatan_Aizic finally😂
Introverted does not mean shy, though.
@Yonatan_Aizic took so damn long scrolling down to get it, too.
You're not an introvert
"Can I get your number?"
"It's on the window up front but here you go..."
Oh Rowan
That happened to me once yrs ago and the only reason I declined is because the store was too busy that day. Bugger.
In spanish that misunderstanding would not happen haha
Bad luck for you.
And bad luck for all of us because even in spanish, that does not happen hahah
@@rvch883 it can happen in spanish, it just rely on the situation/persons, and i think its even more F on spanish tho XD
@@Nekotico Obvio puede pasar de muchas maneras jaja
Pero a lo que me refería es que en español si digo "¿Me podrías dar tu número?" Es claro que uno se refiere a la persona con la que habla.
Pero en inglés "you" es tanto "usted" como "ustedes".
Entonces, si en un negocio digo "Can I get your number?", puede que me refiera al empleado o a la tienda. Es más impresiso en ese caso en partícular
@@rvch883 a mi me ha pasado.... así que ya ves XD
He giving her the store number is actually very relatable, because we men are idiots
Nah man we're in a professional setting so if you're asking for our number, I'm giving you the store number cus that's my pro... oh alright we're fucking morons.
wel it depends,if she asks can i have youre number and you give youre own number when she actualy means the store number,this was most likely about his personal number but you never know.
i would have subtely said you mean the store number right? just to be shure and not fuck up.
@@Marcustheseer He's the store manager. The perfect way to get out of this is to give your professionnal personnal number. And see how it goes.
Although i would have fuck up the same way...
Yup, happened too many times.
Looots of time to lie awake and think about how stupid you are afterwards.
I worked retail for 25 years, and boy do I have stories... One of the best is when a girl wrote down her number, slid it over to me and said "here is my number if I need help with it..." I didn't catch it until she was out of the store, and I didn't call...
I used to work retail and had a random incident with an extremely attractive woman. The dumbstruck feeling they had in this video is totally real and embarrassing. It's like your brain just shuts off for a little bit.
This place I worked, it was a restaurant so you’d think I’d know how to talk but this was over Covid. Started at this new place and it was like walking into a family, everyone was best friends, went to school together, a young chef and his parents both worked there and it was a big team. Anyways all the girls were stunning and sort of accepted they were out of my league, even though looking back they probs weren’t. This one girl who was the hottest IMO, she used to hug me every time I came in, kiss me on the cheek etc. When the place was shut for the day, we all post individual selfies in the group chat, I posted mine and she replied “Tom you look amazing”, I replied “thank you darling” 🤦♂️. Later on I went on a night out with everyone from work besides this girl and another, later on in the night when I was drunk all the girls cornered me and asked “who do you fancy at work and who’s the hottest”, I panicked and said this other girl who was deffo out of my league as she had a modelling career so I said her as a safe option. Then this girls best friend (not the model girl) said “what about Beth” (name of the girl who liked me), I said “nah”. Hit later and I was like ffs, I dont think I said the other girl as a way to deflect her, think I just played that safe coz it was a typical and safe answer and didn’t want the gossip.
Boy you were dumb
I don’t get it
@@mast3rchief536 don't beat yourself up.
So you blew the chance of a hook up. But you forced her to think about herself and why she didn't got what she probably ALWAYS gots.....
You did God's work that day.
Maybe you even helped her becoming a better person. Who knows?
This was back in high school, 15 years back.
There were 5-6 new students who had transferred from another school in same city to ours.
After about 15 days, an attractive chick from among the new students comes to speak to me when I was alone at my desk and exactly says to me: "I think I like you".
I was shy and completely unprepared, so without even making any eye-contact my response was: "okay, thank you", and I continued doing my work.
I am still waiting till this day for another such opportunity.
I wasn't expecting to cry because of the comments of this channel
Why are you waiting? She took it up on herself and told you she liked you, you can do the same to the people you like.
Man, mind if they make it that easy for you, aren’t even pushing around the bush.
Ofcourse not everyone is super confident so I get you.
lol wut who even says that
Thank you. I like myself too.
that ending was exactly what I did when chick asked me out and I said that "I'm good", then I left the club and realised what a moronic move that was.
Oh god... I'm so sorry for your loss
A moment of silence for our brother.
It's likely for the best, given what i've witnessed.
Kind of along these lines.
czcams.com/video/8QKdGydsgWo/video.html
That kinda things happened to everyone :)
My top-1 is when girl (very cute) invited after clubing i said that i have to go to work early...facepalm :D
@@janisstrazdins3367 that's just responsible. Plenty of fucktime in the weekends
To all hot chicks out there: Yes, this truly happens.
the other way round too LOL
The hot chicks don't read CZcams comments tho.
@@sickofitall89 thanks for calling me ugly....
@@Matobit Eh how would i know it ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@sickofitall89 im just messing with ya. But ya cant say they dont exist or read comments. its kinda rude and unrealistic lol
He used all of his mana to cast this spell.
In my mid-twenties I was on the beach in Thailand and three hot girls called over the guy selling water bottles. I stopped the guy, gave him the money for the three bottles, and then brought them over to the girls all smooth-like. I chatted them up and they were all beautiful smiles and seemed into me, but I was nervous. I never did stuff like that, but I was in Thailand and forced myself to be bold. It was going great until like an idiot I asked them for the money for the water bottles! And the worst part is, the cost was like eighteen cents for all three! Their faces dropped when I asked and they said 'oh' and started reaching into their bags. At that point I knew I f'd up and was panicking. I took the money, and practically ran out of there. 25 years later, whenever I think about it I scream out loud until the horrible memory goes away.
Introverts 101, if you need to be an extrovert then you become one, but then your brain collapses.
wait i don't get it. Can someone explain the ending please.
@@leonardu6094 It's a joke about nerds can't physically talk to women. That dude manages to hold it together for 5mins before all the physical reactions coming back at once.
Facts... That is hundred percent myself. Many people say I am amazing in giving speeches and convincing people and stuff like that, but afterwards my mental status is like that guy in the video.... No one is even aware of how much pressure I go through to express myself.
@@Yourebeautyfull You're not alone. XD
@@qiuboujun it's not a joke. lol
I was invited to a haunted house once by a cute girl i worked with and her friends. Before we went in she said “you can hold on to me if you get scared” I remember replying something to the effect of “nah, i dont scare easily”. It took a week to realize she may have been flirting.
dear lord, even I had to catch up to this. xD
Not a mistake per se. You can play the long game doing that. Acting like you don't care and like you're not thirsty for it can be fun for them.
As long as it's conscious...
Oh boi
OOOOOFFF (XL)
I think it's just banter, to say that you're a 'coward' that is easily scared, but who knows, it could also be flirting.
This has got to be one of the greatest comment sections in the entirety of the internet.
And years later they ended up working together.
But she must have gone insane sometime after this.
These guys are so good. I can't believe I've only just found them in 2019.
Yeah, they’re really good!
Morning! Good day for youtubing aint it? Huh-ha!
same
Same
Same here. I'd love an opportunity for a role in any number of their videos.
This is exactly how I met my wife - except it was in a game store and not a computer store. Also, I vaguely remember throwing up after she left instead of going into a seizure.
Such a beautiful love story. I cried.
She asked for your number too? Now I have to be brave enough to ask guys out too.
Better than twilight
The fuck?
So, you meet a girl/woman who makes you throw up and then u marry her? Holy shit how ugly YOU must be. Well beggars cant pick.
Time to give in my two cents.
I was 20-22ish at the the time and went on a volunteering trip. Women slept in one building, men in another.
I met this one cute girl who I hit it off with but in my naïve mind I thought that she was just being nice. After a while she introduces me to her also cute friend.
During the last night of the trip the whole group was around a bonfire at night, eating, drinking, mingling, but the three of us stayed together.
Around midnight they say to leave the party and head over to their room. I walk up with them and they're touchy and flirty with me but my stupid ass brain didn't catch on to that. So when we arrive to the door I f*cking say "Ok well since men aren't aloud in and I'm tired I guess I'll just head back to my room and call it a night". They look at me bewildered and say "are you sure?!" and I just say "yeah its been a fun trip but I want to sleep now". They again ask "are you sure?!?!" I AGAIN refuse. We say our goodbyes and never see each other again.
I still have trouble sleeping when I remember this.
Nooo noooo god nooo!!! 😂😂
Oh man. This is baaad. Dude how???
@@umarmoolla I know righht? it's nearly impossible, especially after twice ''are u sure''? ))
I guess he was tired)
Wtf this pains me just reading about it. Damn this comment section is pure pain.
bro got 3 chances
You can always end up regretting something though. I had a good sense for that kind of thing, and I don't regret a thing regarding missed opportunities. However, because I had an easy time finding new sex mates I indulged in it too much, which led to me completely abandoning everything else. So if I were to regret anything I would regret not getting a high school degree. The good thing is I don't seem to need it anyway, but it might come in handy eventually. But either way everything comes at a cost. Perhaps if you didn't miss those opportunities you would end up having some of those girls pregnant, or worse you would catch something.
This video is great but the comment section is even better
When I was 16 I was chilling out side of a produce store waiting for my family to get done shopping when a girl who was way out of my league came up to me and started talking said she was new to the area because of family drama and had moved to live with her dad we just started up interesting conversation about life and I told her about the area. Anyway we talked for 45 min or so and I was so nervous the entire time my family walked out the store and I was like good talking to you bye. I didn’t even get her name. I’m 20 now and still loose sleep every once in awhile because of that
Well you're only 20 bud. And if it happened once... you can go out and make it happen again!
I feel you dawg
Man, if you find her again, please tell us
Wish u meet her again bro.
Well, man. I have a very similar story)
Anyway, there are going to be dozens of such moments in your life, it is not a problem.
I am currently dating with the woman "way out of my league" and she really-really loves me. This is truly fascinating and proves that this concept of leagues is not a thing, really. You just have to find your way with the women. There is plenty of time until you like 50 years old, or something)))
Thats my boi .. Customer is a customer.. you can pass out after that
Yeah, with customers you don't have the pressure of being yourself, that comes later... 😁
7 years later that gorgeous lady is now your workmate at techtown😅😅😂😂
I was just mentioning that in their recent vid, someone in the comments was saying "Britt's introduction to Bored is the best thing" or something along those lines and I was like "well she is also the first to play 2 Bored characters" cause it's pretty clear her new Bored character isn't this character unless this character went off the rails insane 😅
When I was going to school, I worked at a full service gas station just south of the financial district. There were a lot of amazing looking women that came in to get gas there, both young secretaries and older executives. If I have the advantage, meaning I am in a comfortable environment like work, I can chat up most any woman. I just feel relaxed and have no issues being witty and saying the right things. That is until they start liking what I was saying and start getting interested, then I freeze up or just sound stupid. I had a couple ask me for my number, and I responded by telling them I could give them a business card for the station and tell them about the services the garage offered. I started to change after one of them took the card and flipped it over and then ask directly for my number and wrote it down. After that, I noticed more of the women who flirted with me and took advantage of it. It turned out that working at a full service gas station was a great place to pick up women. Best job I ever had.
Oh this one reminds me of a moment in my early twenties i am not so proud off. I was on an introduction week and in my group was a very attractive and nice girl.
We got along great for a week and to close of the week there was a dance. I had a splitting headache so at 21.30 i told my new friends and her that i would turn in. She said she also was not feeling great and she walked me to my room. I open the door and she follows me, so i walk towards the bed and i feel a hand on my shoulder. She asked with a Smile if there was anything she could do to make me feel better, my immortal reply was "no im good, thanks. nothing an ibuprofen wont fix".
She left and i am still banging my Head against a wall 20 years later.
I come back here every few months to read new amazing stories, and sir, u made the biggest blunder out of them☠😂
@@rianshmalik7678 not a trophy i am proud of but i'll take it 😀
Oh jeesh... She was asking you this _so directly_ and yet you had to refuse... T_T I wish I be a magician or had like a time machine to be able to fix all those 98% success and yet failed situations(
@@NightLancerX in my defence, i did have a headache but trust me when i say i regretted my reply for years 😀
im not a doctor but thats probably why u have a headache mate
This is the best fucking representation of nerds ever
I mean yea but they for whatever reason don’t seem nerdy to me as much but sure
Ayyyy ACG lol
Hahaha one of the best CZcams reviewers if not the best replying to one of the best sketch /comedy creators . Wow I respect your work Karat!
ACG WAS HERE.
Funny thing is they are all handsome which is often the case its just an issue of confidence and not being a cock.
6 years later she works there and just summoned Rowan out of nowhere to throw a terrible customer out the store for not knowing his own girlfriends name.
naw you're thinking about her blonde sister.
I love all these stories about blowing it with attractive women. So glad to see I'm not the only one.
well you would be surprised at how many guys do blow it with attractive girls it's a huge problem happens more often then you would think🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was at a barbecue with some friends at this insanely hot girls place once. We spent the day talking and having fun, ignoring most of the people around us. At the time I had a large chopper bike and as I was about to head out she said that she'd always wanted to ride on one of these.
I said: " Well maybe you should get one too".
xDDD
💀
Sad LOL!!
Why can't women just say, "I want to ride your hog."
@@mikeoxlong3676 "Oh yeah i'm quite good at playing Hog, didn't know you play Overwatch too"
little do people realize that the service industry gives you the ability to follow a fantastic script when interacting with attractive individuals, but once the "conversation" ventures outside of that script we're fucked!
Hard disagree. Scripted conversations are weird and cringy to me, so much so that I'm visibly uncomfortable trying to follow them. I get great service marks just talking to people plainly.
@@AdmiralKarelia you do realize there is an episode where Rowan creates a script for them yes?
@@AdmiralKarelia sometimes it's not really your choice, just part of corporate culture that most of us accept. Doesn't mean we believe in it.
If you work in a small store where supervisors are on shift with you and they enforce company policy there isn't much you can do but play along. I feel bad when people are trying to upsell to me with their boss in earshot because I know they're forced to do it and in some cases earn more if they do.
@@AdmiralKarelia cringe is my forte
i will stick to the script beyond pain
@@BlueZirnitra People feel that way, but when I worked minimum wage I openly challenged the managers and constantly reminded customers of the parent company that owned the store which was an grossly gigantic investment conglomerate headquartered in a state on the other side of the country. I constantly pointed out all of the stupid bureaucratic errors the company was losing profits on to my coworkers and superiors - and yet I did a good job and always showed up on time so they were hard pressed to get rid of me haha. Ended up walking out one day for better opportunities. I think most people just don't have a smidge of courage in modern times, honestly. Everything is always somebody else's fault, and everyone spends all their intellectual energy on things they have no control over. We don't make anything any more, mostly just consume
When I was in college chemistry lab i sat at the bench with an extreme 10/10 brain and beauty. I had a crush on her so bad. I would practice the lab before class so that i wouldn't look like a fool Infront of her.
One day her reaction fails because she spills one of the chemicals by accident.
I clearly had enough chemical for both of us though.
My mind exploded knowing this was my moment to be the knight in shining armor.
She walks over to me and politely points out her mistake, clearly giving me my opening to come to her rescue.
....Boys.... I said.. without looking at her - "that sucks" - and for some reason, I poor all my excess chemical into my reaction....
I just stood there in disbelief looking at my empty vial . . . haven't had a good night's sleep since
Please tell me you tried ai
What was her facial expression?
So you're telling me...there's no chemistry?
I'll show myself out.
@@LinchZhang I laughed out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who works in retail. The job does turn you into a charismatic robot.
feel ya
Happened to. My crush asked me at a school camp if i had a blanket otherwise i could sleep under hers and i said no im good i got my jacket. I didnt sleep one second that night💀
Oh god, my dear boy...my son you made a huge mistake. I would also be hating myself the entire night 😳. wishing to go back in time. You will learn with enough errors, least you realized and learned from it. 😂😂
🤦♂️
U are truly his disciple im proud of you!
U missed out Big Time
That’s okay at least you were honest.
Rowan used ALL of his magical buffs for the day, just so he could complete this one interaction. What a legend.
Apparently, a delayed overdose on witcher potions
Actually he was all out of mana and was casting out of HP and was risking permanently lowering his Willpower stat.
I hope he got a good commission.
He popped a few energy potions for sure. Ran out of health potions at the end though. ;)
Not as painful as many of the stories i’m reading here but thought I would add my contribution.
I’m a simple simple guy from simple origins but once joined my friends from college to a violin concert which was quite outside of my normal past time activity. I actually turned out to really enjoy it and in the break of the concert, this really classy pretty women I could only dream off approached me. She asked me if she could ask me a couple of questions for a study she was conducting among the concert audience. I agreed and she asked me a couple of questions about why I visited the concert and stuff like that. The conversation was fun and we even found out we had mutual friends. She wrote nothing down which I thought was weird and after a while the questions got more personal and I couldn’t see how they were relevant for any study. I sort of disrupted the conversation to ask what exactly the study was about and how many questions she had left. She didn’t really give a clear answer and the conversation ended there. I immediately realised what I did which made the second half of the concert far less enjoyable. I just never imagined a guy like me meeting a woman like that at a fucking violin concert, it was too good to be true. Who the fuck conducts a study without writing anything down and wearing a gala dress. After typing this, I don’t see how this is any less painful than the other stories here lol. I’m an idiot. Let’s hope I learned my lesson.
I don't think that was entirely on you though. Why did she make up a survey?
@@Interestking Maybe she was interested in the first place and made up a survey as an excuse to make a move on him? If that makes sense, I don't know.
@@Interestking Because women are just as cringe and weird as us. That's why. They just get away with it more often somehow.
Why you didn't talk to her after that
@@Interestkingit's just an opener man. She was PUAing him
Bro drained the charisma battery for his whole life in like 1 minute. No wonder he's on the floor....
This is how introverts work. As long as they have a 'script' to go by, they're fine.
Delivered pizza for years. Had the same set of phrases for every door I went to. When someone tried to create small talk, my brain completely shut down.
I used to work telecompany and I had one of the highest selling rates, because I have a gentle voice and I sound very authentic, unlike most salesmen. But whenever I have to talk to someone from social services or whatever, I have a complete blackout and completely embarrass myself because I am so stressed, no matter how much I try to mentally prepare myself. I actually have lot of good potentials, but when I have to convince someone of that, it all starts to turn against me somehow. It's strange how the mind works, it's like a curse really...
You cannot just tell the secret to everyone. ;)
@@Yourebeautyfull ty for putting this into words so articulately, I feel you.
that's so true
I work in retail in a garden center. I helped load several bags of soil into this really attractive ladies car and she said jokingly "oh thank you, can I take you home to unload this?" without hesitation I replied "depends, will your husband be home?"
if there was a millisecond that felt like a million years it was that moment. Lucky for me she laughed and my soul left my body. I think she got weirded out when she was eventually staring at a lifeless body because I dont remember anything after that.
lmao
Niceee
That's was epic bro
But you have to admit you went out with a banger.
ROFL!!!!
At a summer camp in Ireland, I was 17, a couple of very lovely girls kept giggling while looking at me and laughing at me or so I though.
I started to have the impression I was ridiculous in some way for these girls, during the 2 weeks of camps they did it until one of them actually sat next to me and leant on my shoulder, I was still thinking she was testing me and ready to laugh at me had I shown any sort of interest so I didn't react in any way and she simply got bored and left. It was the last day of the camp.
Only years later did I realize that she was probably interested in me and giggled like any girl her age would in this situation.
I just have to add she was particularly beautiful, to this day I can't think about this story without wanting to punch myself in the face
Someone should explain to teenage girls that this is very confusing behavior for poor teenage boys!
You dodged a bullet. If she was truly interested, she wouldn't act like that and would've tried harder. A good girl understands men and probably gets it, that you didn't pick up her signs.
Don't beat yourself up about it, girls like that are not empathic. If they're bored that easily, you'll be come bored with them as soon as you're a year into your relationship (or perhaps even sooner) with them.
Looks aren't everything, pally. Who knows where you would be if you had landed a date with her? Maybe you would have gotten off worse? She might have turned out ugly on the inside after all.
As a hot chick connoisseur, I am very impressed with how the last guy held out until the end. However, you can see that eventually all that hotness will eventually irradicate all physical ability to function. Personally, I was in a hot-chick coma for three years. Doing much better now, thanks.
This happened to me once but the opposite. Hot chick working the till of a grocery store was talking to me allot when she was checking out the shit I bought, and asked me twice if she could help me take everything to my car. I said no I’m fine.. she said, “are you sure? I have nothing else to do”. I said no I’m fine. Later when I got home it hit me that she was trying to pick me up. I was punching myself in the head for that one. Went back several times but never saw her again. Oh well😅🤷♂️
maybe she was a ghost :o
this happened to me at a Lego store. The vendor was implying that she loved building Legos specially with a coffee. But single somehow her son came into conversation and I was like nope sorry thanks.
:o that's cause she was actually a serial-killer who was caught the very next day. You would've been her last victim
@@RastaPilot737 maybe the whole ke shop was made of lego and when you left the women you spoke to and her son just clasped into little bricks on the floe
@@RastaPilot737 that floe was meant to be floor😅
The whole vid I was like "HOW DOES HE DO IT" then he gives her the store number and I was like "oh...oh no" LOL
which explained the seizure he got at the end...I think he realized it right after she left :D :D
@@Phoenix_VR That's what happens when the two hemispheres of the brain get locked in nuclear war against each other, lol.
im not liking causee u dot exactly 222
@@alberttalex9815 It's ok, you can move on now. :-)
he could have sneaked his phone number in there, lol
My theory: Rowan was oblivious to the fact that Britt was flirting with him and he legitimately thought she wanted the store's number, but when she left, he realized what happened and seized up
... that was the joke...
@@33LB They never said WHY he seized up. Could have just been Rowan acting professionally for the sale and once she was gone, he let it out and seized up
@@theunderdog9353 if that was the intended joke, then the writers would not have had her ask him for a phone number.
@@33LB Actually I also thought Rowan was just acting professionally faced the consequences in the end. I don't think it was about the number. Would actually be nice to hear what the intent really was.
@@JackHarb89 if the joke was him acting professionally then seizing up afterwards, then you could cut out everything from 1:17 to 1:40, and it would be exactly the same joke. instead, she asks him for his number, he gives her the number of the business, then she walks away with a confused look on her face. so clearly the intention of the joke is that he gave her the wrong number.
My turn! When I was in my 20s,I was living the hell of them, I go to my village for a few days. All good ,fun and girls but in a split second whith all the noise from people and music I thought I heard a girl talk about me.. And I was FAST! O boy! I literally run to that girl! I thought this is it, no second chance! And I tell you it is the most beautiful girl in the world!! Short story, we are together 15 years now and going good!! Sorry for my English!!🎉😊😅
I once worked with a guy called Tony who literally went to pieces in front of women.
We once called at a new client to survey for some work and this super cute, very athletic and very well spoken woman answered the door.
She looked straight at Tony, saw the logo on our shirts and asked if we we needed to survey the windows from inside or outside, and he tried to speak but muddled his first two words, then just babbled a stream of unintelligible baby speak and went bright red and sweaty.
I sent him back to the van, apologised to the client and lied that he had learning difficulties and I'd brought him to help give him more life experiences, and did the survey. She thought I was amazing because if it.
When we left, she came out to the van and slowly talked to him through the window as if he was 5, then slow motion waved him and said bye. It was amazing, I never let him live it down 😅
Dude you kinda saved him and killed him hahaha
I'm dying 😂
that sounds like the Office US episode where the new HR representative Holly thought Kevin was retarded
literally? Literally went to pieces? Literally? as in he blew himself apart into tiny little pieces? I love how that word is Literally thrown around LITERALLY way too often. You need a dictionary for Christmas
@@puppethound i think you need to understand that language evolves
He redlined for so long, he blew his head gasket
This is real thing
Going full throttle on the brain pedal for too long 😂
Dude, that is gold comment
wait i don't get it. Can someone explain the ending please.
Ahahaha... epic comment!!
Alright. So this is a reverse story.
Back in Uni, I, a girl, was once asked out to a lunch by a guy. I’m pretty bad at defining people’s look*, but I think maybe he’s not bad.
In terms of personality though, I can confidently say that he’s great. We both became friends real quick cause we play games. Imagine that. Out of the very few guys who had ever had a crush on me, he’s the only one who game and likes geeky stuff, like me.
Before asking me out for that lunch, he consulted with a guy friend, who is also my friend, whether he should confess or not. And I think this friend, doesn’t know that the girl was me, so he just told him to go and confess. Thus the lunch.
But I’m kinda scared about a guy having a crush on me, as I also haven’t had a crush on anyone since primary school I think. So I turned him down, *knowing that something might happened*, thus scared me.
I really do think he’s a brave guy, as I heard like a year later from that friend, that he was very confused and nervous.
I’m still scared and insecure of relationships til this day. I do wish him a great partner.
Sometimes, I wondered if it would’ve gone differently if that friend knew that the girl was me. Cause he knew my personality a bit better, and knew that I avoided relationships.
And maybe, maybe the guy’s approach would’ve been different.
If he reads this, I hope he knows that it’s not anyone’s fault. I do not think any less of him. In fact, I think he’s a great and brave guy. Perhaps I might never get to be with someone like him, but I don’t regret it, I treat the guys who had a crush on me the same. I plainly reject, cause I’m such a p*ssy and insecure person.
Too bad it kinda became awkward between us after graduation… well how can it not, I’m socially awkward. And he’s the same, I think.
Real story:
I was about 23/24 and one day i am at a park. I look at all those kids playing, and at one moment....
oh shit, wrong story
Wait
😂
bruh...
This is so accurate from the Introvert perspective.
My sister once brought one of her friends to our house for a sleepover, she was really beautiful & gorgeous. During the night while we were watching TV, she started talking about one of her favourite authors. One of them was also one of my favourites & I thought to myself, "I should talk about it."
Out of the blue, I started talking about one of his latest books & she's immediately interested with her eyes fixed on me & listening intently. At that moment I was lost for words.
All of the sudden & I kid you not, I couldn't tell what I loved about the book. I literally tried to explain one peculiar part & I almost couldn't do it without saying too much, "Uhhh..." Sweat was starting to come out on my head & I was probably blushing while she is looking at me exactly like the woman in the video.
I know EXACTLY how you feel my brotha
oh man, that sucks. yah gotta take her out mate
This has nothing to do with being introverted. What you're describing is social anxiety. I'm incredibly introverted and don't have any problems with talking to attractive women.
Wait, you were trying to make sure to not spoil the story? If she's not with you now, she's missing out!
U should talk with your sister to set up her with u then 😂 girls are good at arranging on this kind of stuffs
girl: nice weather today
me: thanks
her: me too
lol
You're perfect for each other!
This is god tier poetry my man
Lmao
I’m dying laughing at this. Wtf is wrong with me?
I was 20 and in a billiards hall with friends one Friday night. An absolute bombshell beauty came up to me and started flirting. Her friend came over and joined in. We played billiards and had a lot of fun for a couple hours. Later that night they asked if I wanted to follow them back to their place.
I repeat: THEY asked if I wanted to follow THEM back to THEIR place.
I said I couldn’t because I had to work in the morning?
15 years later and the regret has not diminished an ounce.
Two girls? They were going to roll you. You - and your wallet - are lucky to have gotten out of that situation.
Nah you probably dodged a bullet.
@Nyxio_ how do you know that he dodged a bullet
The stroke at the end explains a lot of present Rowan...
The nerds weren’t shocked at the other guy talking to the girl. They were shocked that she picked a laptop that fast.
She actually got a keyboard lol
First, im pissed at Rowan for being so damned social, then im pissed hes hitting it off like a champ.
THEN IM PISSED HE GAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
Then im sad hes having a seziure like the rest of us, still just a mortal man
the point is... it doesnt really matter if you give your number to a hot girl or not if you're actually confident
Goddam loser
@@Brickinasock naah Bro dont even try it those nerds are doomet for ever
This maybe old my bro and also this is a also a late comment. I also experienced your situation and heck I didn't punch myself at all. Just drove back to waste money just to be lucky enough to see her and maybe it will happen again, but nope. Wasted a cash to not see her
"Like the rest of us"? Not all guys are heterosexual, you homophobic shit.
She looks so better without that blonde hair
One of your best videos ever! Thank you! :)
he gives her the shop number that's true professional dedication
He loves his job
@@jcers GIGACHAD
Ma'am I service my own TVs
loll
The problem is I can be talk confidently and normally with a hot girl until I think I got chance, then I get seizure
If a hot girl is interested in me, then she has a screw loose somewhere.
@@drummonkeystuffuk1875 legit what’s happening to me right now. What’s wrong with her.
@@traytonsorensen8352 Maybe she just wants you for your pokemons. Also worth remembering is that women care less about looks than men..generally. So fuck it, take a risk.
@@Fizz-Pop haha I ended up getting ghosted
@@traytonsorensen8352 Nooo :( I'm sorry my bro. She has no taste.
Smart people know that she is just Britt with a different hair colour
One of the funniest sketches so far. Laughed out loud at 3AM and woke my wife.
When I was like 16 I was walking with a girl, it was kind of windy that day. She said something to the effect of “it’s cold today” clearly giving me a chance to propose her my coat.
Me being really inexperienced and profoundly stupid:
“Yeah you gotta dress warmly these days”
There was no second date
If shed wanted you to be cold for her on the first date she was not a keeper. So good job
lol
@@andreivasiliu8954 yh lol
BASED COAT WEARER
@@andreivasiliu8954 keeler?
So this actually the first episode I watched and then went back and watched the rest and now it all makes sense. He's wearing the black shirt +10 charisma and looks
Haha, glad it finally all makes sense now 😜
I am watching this just now and I laughed so freaking hard! Great stuff!
She definitely dodged a bullet lets be honest. Imagine having to deal with him 24/7 lol
Imagine dating *peasants* lol couldn't been me
@@looniemoonie5955 the girl is mediocre at best though as far as looks are concerned
@@silksonic3927 ummmm.... no
@@eodyn7 u have poor taste or u are soo ugly that u have to settle for below average girls
@@silksonic3927 You can have your opinions, of course, but you are definitely in the minority, if you don't think she is attractive.
She asked for his number and he gave her the store's number?
The look on her face as she walked out... xD
perhaps the seizure is him realizing how he fucked it up so badly and it's all too late now.
I loved how he handled it. I had thought he was just really smooth and didn't care. And then I realized otherwise.
Swinde yes, we got it thank you.
That's the end joke, he's a clueless fool.
I’m exactly like rowan....straight business doesn’t get her advances, then when she goes on her way, confused af, I’m left questioning my entire existence.....
you just described my whole life, by the time i realize someone flirted with me, they already got married and have two kids
Story of my life right there
Same. Lol
People flirt with you? oh damn
@@bjornironsides6474 you dont need to be handsome or buff or anything for someone to flirt with you. You just need to relaize and most of people (including me and probably you) dont. Just be a nice guy and be friendly. And NEVER confuse flirts with friendly chats or you fucked up
One of your best skits. Spot on. Right up there with Mark Twain's encounter with a pretty shop attendant in a Paris shop in his book Innocence Abroad.
I saw this ages ago and it's been living in my head rent free ever since
Yes, ladies. This is the truth. You have no idea.
🤔
I still have no idea
@Misan tropo. Preach brotha 👌
Fuck off, homophobe.
@@kurvos wat? 😐
What the fuck are you talkin about? 🤣
Problem: we never have a plan because we never really think we’re going to get that far.
Case in point: I remember back in college in this one lounge I used to hang out in there was this 9.5/10, blonde, near-model studying engineering (I know right!?). One day when I was feeling particularly elated and balsey I commented on her nice leather jacket as she passed by on her way out. I 150% anticipated a “thanks” and continuance on her way. Instead, she stopped to chat for what ended up being like 15-20 minutes. At the end, I had to leave for class. She asked me if I had anything planned for that upcoming weekend, to which I replied “sorry, I do, heading back to spend the weekend with family” (which was true). And that was it. I left just like that.
It’s not that I didn’t fully realize in the moment what she was suggesting. It’s just that I was so unprepared for it that my psychological defense mechanism was to pretend ignorance.
Anyway, I didn’t sleep much that week. And I stopped hanging out in that lounge. But maybe a month or two later she ran into me somewhere and immediately jumped into conversation and wanted to catch up. I was so blown away as I had assumed she just thought I was an idiot and that I had flushed my chance down the toilet. I’ll spare the details but basically I did virtually the exact same thing again. So I got that blue moon second chance and still f’ed it up.
Been years now and I’ve long since moved on to other relationships and such, but I still get shudders when I think back on it.
You are insane! :O Send that girl a DM
I in officially in mourning, and will put black drapes over everything in the house for thirty days in remembrance of your opportunity.
Dude what if you rn just tried sending her a dm and just be honest about your fuckup, I bet she'd be surprised to hear from you but probably also laugh at how you handled the situation back then (or failed to do so xD). What's the worst that could happen :D
Same with me, a girl asked me to watch movie and just like you I reject it right away because that's my defense mechanism, I regret it right away but I can't tell her that I actually can and want to watch movie with her.
Months later after very minimal contact, she asked me to accompany her playing an indoor ice skate, but again I reject her because I don't know how to ice-skating and again it's my defense mechanism.
I am still embarrassed at myself for my own low self-confidence back then if I remember this event. Looks like she's married now, well good for her.
She is probably so insecure now that nerds don’t even find her attractive…
Respect 👊🏻 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, for me, one of the funniest video of this guys
My favorite skit of them all
Haha, if i was in his position when she asked for my number, I would have done the same thing. There is no way I would think that she would want my number, not in a million years
I would ask her: Do you want the store's number?
But then again who actually asks for store numbers nowadays🤷🏽♂️
#Low Self-esteem FTW #AlwaysSingle
Aw, that's too bad :(
If you want to test the water just jokingly ask her if she wants your private number as well
can i get your number?
yeah ita on the window but...
ME: starts hiting head on the door*
He absolutely f*ck up so bad at the end.
i have seen this video 3 times and i don't know how many more times I'm going to watch this because it is totally relatable 😅 😂😆
I remember and this is no joke. When I worked in gnc. This gorgeous woman walked in and asked me what's the best thing you have for weight loss. My words next. The BREAST thing we have, I mean best. She giggled and she loved it but I passed out by that point and my female colleague stepped in
Did you literally pass out or just socially pass out?
@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 i think he meant socially passed out.
A co-worker of mine (both of us are in IT support) was talking to a female co-worker in another department. She has a large chest. Anyway, my co-worker wanted to tell her “let’s check it out” but instead said “let’s *chest* it out.” 😂😂😂
If it makes you feel better, 3 of my teachers in high school accidentally said “orgasm” instead of words like “organization” and “organism”
Fun psychology nerd fact: Sigmund Freud coined this 'parapraxis' - better known now as a 'Freudian slip'. When you say one thing but you mean your mother.
I'm an idiot, all I can think of was "Why is Rowan's number on the window?"
Yeah that's weird aye....
Didn't figure it out? It's a store's telephone number/work phone.
lmaooooo wow !!! thats funny... he was an idiot not thinking she was legit asking for his personal number...lol men r so dumbbb
@@felicias1613 You do realize that a) this is a show on CZcams and b) the thing is scripted, right?
Lol, women are so dumb (they are not, but I felt like giving this particular speciman a taste of her own medicine). Also, "dumbbb"? How the hell are you supposed to say that out loud? "Dumb-b-b"?
@@felicias1613 Personally I have this issue with women. They don't like being straightforward and they send signals and shit. Sorry I can't be certain if you like me like that, just tell me for God's sake.
Worked part time in a convenience store once(while studying college) i saw my crush/schoolmate enters the shop , she comes to where i was cataloguing groceries and my mind was so out of place(daydreaming) that during arranging out some items i accidentally dump several cans of fruit cocktails on her feet. She really cries that time and i swear she really held back herself from smacking my face. Was reprimanded and i really felt super bad at the end she just forgets about it and just goes on with her day. My life changes after that encounter several years have passed after that incident i met her again , we have a good laugh, we dated , she got pregnant and i became a dad. I hope she watches us from heaven and i hope she is proud of me and our daughter.
Sorry for the loss but sounds like you gave her a happy life while she had it
This was a fuckin rollercoaster oh my god.
I love you guys ! All of you !
Just for making me laugh.
❤🇳🇱
When I was 21, I used to work with this insanely hot older woman, she was 9 years older and had surprisingly shown interest in me a few times. She was very into CrossFit. I randomly bought shoes for lifting, not knowing that they were CrossFit sneakers. Someone at work had mentioned to her that I must have started CrossFit because of my sneakers, so on her way out of the building one day she stopped by in front of at least 10 people and said "Hey, I like the CrossFit sneakers, John told me you started training??" For the love of god, all I had to do was say "No, I just like the shoes, but maybe I'll come by your gym one day to try it out." but instead I shouted "Oh yeah, that's why I got them, been going a few weeks now, loving it". To which she immediately replied "Really, which one, where!?" and I stoned-faced looked her right in the eyes like an uncontrollable moron and said "Yeah I don't remember the name, it's off exit 52, it's got a big ol gate in front of it, gravel parking lot, next to a pool place, I think the guy's name was Bill, my old co-worker Ryan brought me". She didn't hesitate at all, and with a very turned-off face, she said "Your lying... why are you lying to me?". Turning beet red, I doubled down, told her that would be crazy, and said I'd find out the name tomorrow and let her know. She replied "Ok... well, this was weird". I avoided her for 4 months after that. My buddies still randomly ask me how CrossFit is going, just to be assholes.
How is CrossFit going?
I love how after 5 years, this video still produces amazing comments, still comes here every few months
Haha damn, this is relatable. Thanks for suffering with us.
Daymn Joshua nice crossfit moves buddy
I would've laughed and said you would never catch me doing crossfit ever. But dashing someone's hopes and dreams is somewhat of a hobby of mine
A pretty girl was interested in me years ago. She walked over and sat down beside me and smiled. I was desperately trying to come up with something to say. I finally blurted out, "have you always had those dark circles under your eyes?". I actually thought they made her look cool. Needless to say, she got up and walked away. I never saw her again.
Damn hahahahahaha that sucks
That is so funny actually! Hope you found another great girl :)
@@krissismilie I think she may have been "The One". She was the whole package. Brains , beauty, athlete...just perfect. I guess I'll have to wait until the next time around (next life) to maybe get it right.
Oooooooooooofffff
@@schmingusss how do u know she had brains u didnt talk to her
To this day, still one of my favorites of VLDL!
Now I seriously want a a episode where Britt comes back but with a full loaded family
the two in the red just have such cartoony reactions and gestures, it's great.
weatherspoon epic npc man hack reaction was great. Welcome to the town of my dick. Dude was shocked and started looking around at the town lol
Adam and Alan
Half a decade late to the party but guess I'll add my two cents.
When I was about 20 I was a barman at my local pub. I was placed in charge and tasked to train any new staff we hired. We took on this absolutely insanely hot girl, who was without any hyperbole the most stunning girl any of us had ever seen. In a totally different league to anyone we had ever seen in our small northern English town.
I was training her and we got on well. Didn't think much of it though. No way I had a snowballs chance in hell.
One evening after our shift we go and sit in one of our booths to enjoy a drink. She then tells me quite literally, in the most plain and unfiltered terms imaginable that she really likes me and wants us to go on a real date, and get to know each other better.
I just say 'No you don't, that's impossible'. She insists. I insist she's lying. The lass was literally being as direct as she could possibly be and here's me just like 'nah, impossible!', as though this simply could not be the reality I was currently experiencing.
I see her again on a night out about 5 years later and she brings that event up and how much of a colossal idiot I was. I would have done something at this point since I was no longer an idiotic child, but she was married by then of course.
I genuinely regret this to this day, she was absolutely unbelievable, but my brain simply refused to process it.
This is straight up just sad
@@_t_h_o_m_a_s_ can't argue with you there mate. It was a learning experience at a young age at least.
I'm sure you probably didn't mean it but you just crushed this poor girl's self-esteem.
@@nielapureflamme2772 👻
I remember me going to my regular club with some guys and out of nowhere this girl: "Hi!", very enthousiastic, she wanted to go for a talk. I went total idiot of course and went "Hi? Do I know you from somewhere? Hi?", she walked away with anger. A few moments later it dawned to me I screwed up, massively.
well do i have another one...
so just the first or second week of the college, i was feeling terrible because of a surgery. i was in pain most of the time and my mood wasn't high. i was consistently terrible at getting through the first weeks of school my entire life, i don't think i ever started talking to people after 7 months or something. so this wasn't going well but it started going worse because my math class was exceptionally crowded for some reason. normally i could find an empty row but that time it was all full and i had to sneak my way to the back rows and actually had to sit by other folks. my anxiety peaked there and i was legit shaking. as i was trying to calm myself down the girl on the row below turned and asked me if the class was the calculus class. i wasn't expecting that i was able to mumble a "yes". she said thanks and turned. not much later her friends came like 2 girls and a dude i guess. anyways we do the lecture and i am stressing the whole time because it's so crowded, i can't breathe, i can barely see the board because i am too far back, i get anxious because there are people sitting by my side. the lecture ends and i am still trying to not to die. then that girl's friends leave the class but she stays behind. then she turns back to ME AGAIN and asks my name. i swear it took like 3-4 seconds to barely say my name with a lot of stuttering. it's a bit weird but it should get better right? WRONG she asks other things like my department etc and i send the questions back with answers that take took long to say because i have to think about it like my brain slowed down by a factor. i don't even remember her answers because i was fighting for my life. she doesn't question me anymore and the class ends. i didn't pay a lot of attention but i have never seen her in that class again.
that was the only time an individual of female species tried to communicate with me in college just out of curiosity or interest and i made such a beautiful mess out of it. in my defense, that's happening just after the pandemic and my already awful social skills were completely vanished. i barely had any human interaction for 1.5 years. i couldn't even say hello without preparing for it a day before. that unfortunate girl had to see the worst of me, awful communication, bad mood and a sore and stitched abdomen.
She is actually stunning, she and Alan are my favourites 🥰, but I love all the work you do guys, it is impressive
He collapsed because he realised she was asking for his phone number and he gave her the store's number.
Goddamnit this is too relatable!
I'm subscribing
No, no. Thats not why he collapsed. He collapsed due to the strain of having a normal conversation.
I met a cute girl while walking the dog. After a short chat, she asked "what's your name?" - a pretty clear signal. But I just mentally froze up and blurted "her name's Maggie" as if she had asked "what's her name?".
Well I mean just play it like you misheard, it's fine.
One day I dated a girl and after a couple beers we were just saying good bye and she said: will you kiss me? In spanish it sounds also like: will you tell me when you arrive?
I said: yes, I will tell you. And she was like:.. huh?
Then I understood and kissed her passionately :D
True story, I swear. Sometimes being an introverted dumb has a happy ending.
@@rolgolding she was asking when the kiss will arrive
You now have 69 likes!
@@kedabro1957 I saw your comment and had to go and ruin it.
And that's how kids, Rowan met his work wife. ❤
Literally spat my drink out at the end when he's on the floor 😂😂😂
Ah man. It is really fun to read people's stories in the comment section!!!!