Clubbing in the Wild (David Attenborough nature documentary parody)

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2018
  • A never before seen glimpse at the human mating ritual that is clubbing
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  • @DenterNu
    @DenterNu Před 3 lety +3862

    Boys: Hello adventurer!
    Girls: Skip.

  • @misantrope6267
    @misantrope6267 Před 4 lety +6421

    "Males approach in the most seductive way they know how"
    ...
    "Nice day for fishin', ain't it? HUAH HA"

    • @David-io5fz
      @David-io5fz Před 4 lety +60

      This has me laughing my ass off

    • @_MrBread
      @_MrBread Před 4 lety +34

      Whoa there buddy slow down, that seems to be aggressively seductive, that move will skip you straight to morning aftersex. Only use it when you’re really desperate.

    • @Koragh_
      @Koragh_ Před 4 lety +36

      Gets too close to the NPC
      Npc: Heeeeeey hey watch it!

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 Před 4 lety +4

      i'd tap that
      #nohomo

    • @josephstromoski2117
      @josephstromoski2117 Před 4 lety +33

      "You must leave this small insignificant asshole of a club, and come with me on a more important venture"
      "My sheep have run amuck..."

  • @vinnieg6161
    @vinnieg6161 Před rokem +3016

    this documentary is more accurate than most others I watch

    • @RickTalbot
      @RickTalbot Před rokem +16

      It is truly quite accurate! We're animals after all.

    • @joaquinel
      @joaquinel Před rokem

      You are not talking about David Attenborough.
      Heretic.

    • @Caliell
      @Caliell Před rokem +7

      Minus the alcohol.

    • @gaelsaussereau4375
      @gaelsaussereau4375 Před rokem +2

      Ahaha. Actually it looks really similar to this.

    • @mwara2444
      @mwara2444 Před rokem

      Except alcohol is usually involved

  • @mangarang
    @mangarang Před rokem +2253

    This is really not any weirder than those exotic birds dancing.

    • @philipgwyn8091
      @philipgwyn8091 Před rokem +32

      Explaining the joke ruins the joke.

    • @mangarang
      @mangarang Před rokem +93

      Explaining the explanation ruins the explanation.

    • @pliashmuldba
      @pliashmuldba Před rokem +7

      Well if you call that Dancing.

    • @Cyberphunkisms
      @Cyberphunkisms Před rokem +12

      exotic birds don't have feminist movements destroying any possibility of collective mobilization against the rich tho

    • @pliashmuldba
      @pliashmuldba Před rokem +6

      @@Cyberphunkisms To birds rich = feeder, and you do not bite the hand that feed you.

  • @DH-ng2lh
    @DH-ng2lh Před 5 lety +8872

    “The males retreat to another club, because ya know, this one was shit anyways!”
    This whole video had me laughing, great job 😂

  • @merzarino
    @merzarino Před 4 lety +5881

    More awkward when you realize they have to act this skit without music on.

    • @marn200
      @marn200 Před 3 lety +171

      They have bird sounds!

    • @fongqr8809
      @fongqr8809 Před 3 lety +109

      More awkward when you realize the cameraman only get to watch

    • @fastair8546
      @fastair8546 Před 3 lety +80

      there was music, they just removed the audio and then added in recorded nature sounds. obviously

    • @ronpetersen2317
      @ronpetersen2317 Před 3 lety +39

      Well there is no dialogue they could have had all the noise in the world going on for it. But increasing the awkwardness increases the comedy.

    • @David_Fellner
      @David_Fellner Před 3 lety +18

      @@fastair8546 For the sake of their own sanity, I HOPE this was the case.

  • @respectfulconversation944
    @respectfulconversation944 Před rokem +1836

    How.. HOW in the world they managed to film this without breaking down laughing is beyond me. But kudos for doing it 😂😂

    • @FalconRS
      @FalconRS Před rokem +60

      I am pretty sure they did. Not even Greg can hold it sometimes.

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 Před rokem +39

      It’s definitely multiple takes and likely a new clip each cut

    • @JB-nq5rf
      @JB-nq5rf Před rokem +30

      We need outtakes! 😂

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Před rokem +16

      I need to know this, I see this kind of comment on too many comedy videos. Are you people trying to make a meme joke, or do you really believe that shows are filmed in one take?

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 Před rokem +16

      @@maythesciencebewithyou
      Never underestimate the stupidity of people in CZcams comment sections, it’s rule #1 here

  • @vainsilence
    @vainsilence Před rokem +618

    can we please see a behind the scenes to this, aint no way you got this done in less than 100 takes

    • @shibasurfing
      @shibasurfing Před rokem +4

      so there’s an ai david attenborough voice that’s well known…

    • @relevation0
      @relevation0 Před rokem

      🤣

    • @d4sp1d3r
      @d4sp1d3r Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@shibasurfing There was no AI voice generation 5 years ago.

    • @a320nick
      @a320nick Před 8 měsíci +1

      Behind the scenes....? Just trees!! And a camera man... and three guys inferring the sexuality of the girls.

    • @a320nick
      @a320nick Před 8 měsíci

      @vainsilence : You mean more than one take - LOL.

  • @alexrichardson3398
    @alexrichardson3398 Před 3 lety +6126

    "Embarrassed, ashamed, still ridiculously horny"
    The best🤣

    • @redharlow76
      @redharlow76 Před 3 lety +81

      My life motto

    • @albertdittel8898
      @albertdittel8898 Před 3 lety +27

      @@redharlow76 that's my weekends up unti I turned 30. After 30 I stopped approaching women almost completely. Why? - Because the embarrassement and shame accumulated and now I feel sick any time I think about performing that ritual (and as for the ridiculously horny part - there are other ways, you know...)

    • @professional_cynic98
      @professional_cynic98 Před 3 lety +11

      @@albertdittel8898 virgin

    • @nvmtt1403
      @nvmtt1403 Před 3 lety +9

      @@albertdittel8898 accumulated? what did you do? approach random women on clubs? Thats not how this works bro......unless all you are looking for are short terms.

    • @frowndere6597
      @frowndere6597 Před 3 lety +11

      @@nvmtt1403 He was using the ways of the WILD.

  • @Jpudlo01
    @Jpudlo01 Před 6 lety +1899

    "The females, not being aroused by this, is simply unimaginable." Ahahahaha I DIED

    • @ThErElOaDeR99
      @ThErElOaDeR99 Před 4 lety +20

      Its a male narrator so ofcourse its "...unimaginable." LUL

    • @TheShamansQuestion
      @TheShamansQuestion Před 4 lety +41

      @@ThErElOaDeR99 attenborough sometimes empathises with the animals on screen narrating as if from their perspective. That's what they're doing here

    • @Eskimoso
      @Eskimoso Před 2 lety

      @@ThErElOaDeR99 it could be male narrator and it wouldn't make any sense. Stop writing feminist bullshit

    • @thebob3712
      @thebob3712 Před rokem +1

      @Ajit Adonis Manilal I suppose you just have to catch a goat

    • @XGD5layer
      @XGD5layer Před rokem +2

      @Ajit Adonis Manilal You're better off with bars or dating apps.

  • @yoshiSBX
    @yoshiSBX Před rokem +811

    This is exactly what plays in my head when i’m in a nightclub & watch people get weird 😅

    • @bobbybero7452
      @bobbybero7452 Před rokem +1

      People still go to nightclubs

    • @nicolapodgornik6644
      @nicolapodgornik6644 Před rokem +9

      Why go clubbing if you don't enjoy dancing 😪

    • @vincent_hall
      @vincent_hall Před rokem +2

      Cringe.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt Před 9 měsíci +7

      Especially if you go out clubbing completely sober.... oh the fun watching drunk people trying to mate. lol

    • @Kenjuudo
      @Kenjuudo Před 6 měsíci

      @@bobbybero7452Nope. They stopped once you got older.

  • @lokop-bq3ov
    @lokop-bq3ov Před rokem +481

    I can't help but laugh when I imagine them recording this in complete silence in the middle of (what I assume is) a forest. I just hope that someone accidentally walked by and witnessed 3 girls dancing quietly and 3 guys just running away

    • @PaulHawkins
      @PaulHawkins Před rokem +29

      It was probably a wood near a public park.
      So yeah, there probably were some spectators
      giggling some at the performance.

    • @JohnDemetriou
      @JohnDemetriou Před rokem +20

      When this was recorded, it was weird, now with all these idiotic tik tok performers that dance in random places and then sync the music to their movement is every day life.

    • @theIastgeneration
      @theIastgeneration Před rokem +5

      @@JohnDemetriou so in other words the courtship went like anything else to the digital realm
      yet in the old days they had style, now this is just a mess

    • @hgus
      @hgus Před 10 měsíci

      And the result was a hilarious out of rhythm.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt Před 9 měsíci

      Nah man, they were blasting some great Armin Van Buuren EDM hits, but of course edited out. lol

  • @hughmongoose9854
    @hughmongoose9854 Před 5 lety +1907

    Imagine taking a stroll through the park and then you see these people recording this

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 Před 4 lety +30

      Which is exactly what I'm going to be doing when they start the next Epic NPC man series. I know EXACTLY where they were recording, and it's amazing they're allowed the keys to the place.

    • @mitchellbettes
      @mitchellbettes Před 4 lety +85

      And you just speed walk on by and mutter to yourself, "this is why drugs are bad"

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK Před 4 lety +13

      Hugh Mongoose
      Uh, I would immediately pop a couple of e's and just join, thinking it was a rave either about to start or not ended yet!

    • @brainmind4070
      @brainmind4070 Před 4 lety +19

      I'd think it was the opening scene of a porno.

    • @dwdelve
      @dwdelve Před 4 lety +4

      No doubt they had fun

  • @MrMojo23100
    @MrMojo23100 Před 3 lety +3694

    That is a damn near perfect David Attenborough impression.

    • @Raven10241
      @Raven10241 Před 3 lety +28

      and this is why they play video games cause they suck at seducing the ladies

    • @whatthecinnamontoastfudge
      @whatthecinnamontoastfudge Před 3 lety +214

      I thought it actually was and was like, how the hell did they get David to do this little skit? Who’s actually doing it?

    • @uglycasanova6689
      @uglycasanova6689 Před 3 lety +39

      Yeah I thought it was him. Funny stuff and Britt butt, can't go wrong.

    • @D64nz
      @D64nz Před 3 lety +5

      Not at all, but close enough

    • @MicahPotts
      @MicahPotts Před 3 lety +47

      Yeah, if it's not him, it's damn near perfect for real.

  • @StzaJack
    @StzaJack Před rokem +516

    This is how i've always seen nightclubs, it's weird as hell. If I ever lose my current girlfriend I would have 0 clue how to do this shit haha

  • @Lifeistooshort67
    @Lifeistooshort67 Před rokem +202

    "This one was shit anyways", best line from David in a long time.

    • @Distrance
      @Distrance Před rokem +1

      you do realize it's not the real David?

    • @ks2091
      @ks2091 Před rokem +9

      @@Distrance surely this is David Attenborough himself speaking

    • @SyenPie
      @SyenPie Před rokem +6

      For me it was the "and still ridiculously horny" bit that got me 😂

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Před rokem

      @@Distrance
      Who is it then?

    • @TheVoitel
      @TheVoitel Před rokem

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 The Video descriptions credits the V/O to some attenbro420.

  • @thecosynovelist
    @thecosynovelist Před 3 lety +7906

    I honestly never realised the only difference between animal and human mating rituals was awful nightclub music.

  • @vinyleyezz
    @vinyleyezz Před 4 lety +5892

    I could watch an entire SERIES of these 😂😂

  • @TheCurl1972
    @TheCurl1972 Před rokem +31

    Omg omg omg!! Im DYING!! Ok im a 50 yr old woman and it just proves in nature NOTHING REALLY CHANGES! Its like the high school dance and college party all over again!! 🤣🤣 And 10/10 on the narration!

    • @rayzerot
      @rayzerot Před měsícem

      Humans really are just fancy apes no matter how hard we pretend otherwise lol

  • @Tetianka.Ukrainka
    @Tetianka.Ukrainka Před rokem +20

    2000 years from now people will find this video and will take it for real 😂. This is just genius!

  • @nowthenzen
    @nowthenzen Před 2 lety +1180

    How can this be a parody when it is absolutely spot on accurate?

    • @AZ-rg3rf
      @AZ-rg3rf Před 2 lety +24

      It was a typo, it was supposed to read "re-enactment"

    • @andy347
      @andy347 Před rokem +2

      Good point!

    • @user-rf9mx4qf7z
      @user-rf9mx4qf7z Před rokem +20

      Parody? This is a documentary.

  • @AttilaAsztalos
    @AttilaAsztalos Před 5 lety +2016

    "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

    • @romanticdonkey468
      @romanticdonkey468 Před 4 lety +38

      Wargames. Matthew Broderick👍🏻

    • @tobiastrust4232
      @tobiastrust4232 Před 4 lety +22

      as quoted by a famous wizard...

    • @lazypanda199
      @lazypanda199 Před 4 lety +3

      Yep

    • @Maxumized
      @Maxumized Před 4 lety +12

      Dr. Stephen Falken would be proud of you

    • @Midnightv
      @Midnightv Před 4 lety +6

      Great Teacher. How do the various species of humsn males from distant continents circumvent this?
      Far to the east...

  • @DookyShoes1
    @DookyShoes1 Před rokem +131

    When they approached in the most seductive way they knew how I lost it.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před rokem +5

      yeah and if physical contact happens intercourse is assured and then some how he still fails🤣

  • @dodochicky
    @dodochicky Před rokem +99

    This is brilliant, I ache from laughing every time I watch it! You're all amazing, thank you so much for everything you do for us.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před rokem +7

      ridiculously horny they retreat to a different path🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-zb3yl1wu8u
    @user-zb3yl1wu8u Před 4 lety +661

    I love how they mimicked bbc's camera zooms, pans, and movements lmao hilarious stuff

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin Před 4 lety +14

      That marks a great work from an okay work, I guess. Shows that they really did a research into what makes a BBC documentary recognizable as one)

  • @fredgarvinism
    @fredgarvinism Před 6 lety +2692

    Too close to home man. Too close.

    • @J4ymzz
      @J4ymzz Před 6 lety +134

      well you know.. this video was shit anyways..

    • @jamess3417
      @jamess3417 Před 6 lety +54

      First I need friends to hit the club with

    • @jenshep1720
      @jenshep1720 Před 6 lety +3

      ha, im your 400th like. thank me latert ;-)

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Před 5 lety +27

      Way too close... We all know how it will end from the start.. still hurts to see

    • @elessal
      @elessal Před 5 lety +22

      true. if you ask me, women should be the ones doing the work. unless they are extremely ugly, they will hardly ever be rejected.

  • @marvech9830
    @marvech9830 Před rokem +16

    Whoever did the narration made an AMAZING impression of David Attenborough.

  • @daimonien
    @daimonien Před 5 měsíci +6

    After 5 years still one of the top youtube vids ive seen. Never regretted that I subbed to VLDL because of this vid. Thank you!

  • @adenthedesigner7584
    @adenthedesigner7584 Před 4 lety +4721

    I know this is trying to be a joke but it is pretty damn accurate. Every time I go to a night club, this is all I see lol

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j Před 3 lety +171

      and yet you choose to go there...

    • @JuanRodriguez-im6ul
      @JuanRodriguez-im6ul Před 3 lety +513

      @@user-wq9mw2xz3j He has to mate

    • @sumtingwong4557
      @sumtingwong4557 Před 3 lety +63

      @@JuanRodriguez-im6ul lmfao!

    • @Tragicide
      @Tragicide Před 3 lety +60

      This set off my anxietal ptsd.

    • @pierremorena4307
      @pierremorena4307 Před 3 lety +54

      @Doom Guy, yeah, it's the harsh reality, women are often seen as pieces of steak by men and are constantly annoyed if they are beautiful, especially at these moments.

  • @sick3795
    @sick3795 Před 6 lety +1442

    Best pickup line:
    NICE DAY FOR FISHIN' AINT IT? HUHAH

  • @rodrigoff7456
    @rodrigoff7456 Před rokem +58

    Must be a treat to be a bystander of such recording sessions

    • @gaia7240
      @gaia7240 Před rokem +8

      I did a bit of bartender, the first 10 minutes it is amusing, the rest of the night you just want to go home

    • @FalconRS
      @FalconRS Před rokem +4

      @@gaia7240 Bartenders should be payed extra for extra cringe in the workplace.

    • @gaia7240
      @gaia7240 Před rokem

      @@FalconRS so true 😂

    • @FalconRS
      @FalconRS Před rokem

      @@gaia7240 What was the worst pickup line you heard? "May I taste your juice?"

    • @gaia7240
      @gaia7240 Před rokem +1

      @@FalconRS oh my God not that one haha but once a guy actually did the beep beep sound of a pick up 😂

  • @briansonnenfelt7125
    @briansonnenfelt7125 Před rokem +168

    How they didn’t loose their minds laughing during this whole think I have no idea

    • @shellshhock
      @shellshhock Před rokem +6

      lose

    • @MWorsa
      @MWorsa Před rokem +5

      *lose

    • @shubhroy7960
      @shubhroy7960 Před rokem +5

      why is it people always go for correcting "loose"? I can see another word misspelt but people just can't wait to show how smart they are knowing there's one less o in that word.

    • @MWorsa
      @MWorsa Před rokem +2

      @@shubhroy7960 It’s the new round of words people are misspelling/using like worse and worst, an and and, odd that I’ve been seeing lose and loose a lot lately 🫠

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Před rokem

      How is it that people make this comment under comedy videos, don't tell me you think they film everything in one take.

  • @asdasdasdasd714
    @asdasdasdasd714 Před 5 lety +720

    And this is why clubs are dark and alcohol-heavy places.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 5 lety +7

      True.

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r Před 5 lety +23

      @ŇøHă Ģ. He didnt say from him. What are you trying to pretend to be? Some white knight who defends female rights? Cause trust me, you are not needed at all, women are strong enough to defend their rights themselves. Fucking idiot.

    • @nukenade4623
      @nukenade4623 Před 4 lety +14

      @ŇøHă Ģ. ahhh the white knight, as soon as he is called out, he becomes the thrower of insults because he cant stand being called out for what he is, and as of such needs anonymity behind the internet to feel tough

    • @FloozyMcDoozy694
      @FloozyMcDoozy694 Před 4 lety +5

      @ŇøHă Ģ. you sound like such a melt mate

    • @omegatrion9959
      @omegatrion9959 Před 4 lety +1

      hahaha

  • @bushbashers4231
    @bushbashers4231 Před 6 lety +1073

    This needs to be a series!!!! "Humans in the wild"

    • @lukeh8002
      @lukeh8002 Před 6 lety +5

      Chris 1598 yes that would be epic

    • @Afeeq1011
      @Afeeq1011 Před 5 lety +13

      Yes, any social interaction be it awesome or awkward within Attenborough narration

    • @17MrLeon
      @17MrLeon Před 5 lety +3

      It is already a movie.

    • @yauhendounar9933
      @yauhendounar9933 Před 5 lety +11

      you should watch this movie "The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human"

    • @neojournalyst
      @neojournalyst Před 5 lety

      I think this video pretty much runs the gambit on what can be done with this topic. Maybe fighting but that’s it.

  • @arizjones
    @arizjones Před rokem +160

    This is about as realistic as a David Attenborough nature documentary.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před rokem

      have you gone clubbing out in the wild?

    • @peterfireflylund
      @peterfireflylund Před 9 měsíci +4

      Attenborough wouldn’t use “whom” incorrectly.

  • @Spiritchaser2828
    @Spiritchaser2828 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love this skit. I know it's 5 years old but still funny as hell

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 Před 3 lety +1323

    "And who could possibly turn this stud down?"
    Did... Did Rowan write this script?

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 lety +44

      Lets not act like rowan wouldnt get some at a night club.

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon Před 3 lety +15

      @@Jebu911 Not acting like that he wouldn't.

    • @NC-ij9rb
      @NC-ij9rb Před 3 lety +8

      I think he’s the narrator too 😂😂😂

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 lety +2

      @@FaultAndDakranon Bro he might he aint ugly after all.

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD Před 3 lety +1

      I think Alan is there writer

  • @jediflash1436
    @jediflash1436 Před 6 lety +1608

    Oh look its my dancing skills

    • @Kevinskcirdneh
      @Kevinskcirdneh Před 6 lety +38

      I can't even pretend I am even "that" good LOL

    • @deziking
      @deziking Před 6 lety +15

      This feels like sims.

    • @90koskenkorva
      @90koskenkorva Před 6 lety +2

      deziking in sims you would be woohooing less then 5 min

    • @deziking
      @deziking Před 6 lety

      CloWn TeCh hehehe irl i have yo use my $$ to woo in 5 mins 😣

    • @realism51
      @realism51 Před 6 lety +3

      Jedi Flash your skills are pretty fly for a Jedi lol

  • @BiaxialSnake
    @BiaxialSnake Před rokem +4

    Omg !!! So wonderfully splendid !!!! It's been 5 years... time for another one PLZ

  • @grgr6720
    @grgr6720 Před 5 měsíci +5

    At first I thought they were dancing to music that was edited out.
    From the outtake it seems there was no music at all which makes this even more hilarious.
    How on earth did they film this?
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alex-by4zv
    @Alex-by4zv Před 3 lety +2057

    I could only imagine how many times they had to record the whole thing 'cause of them dying of laughter

    • @Cheios-Demiose
      @Cheios-Demiose Před 3 lety +18

      yeah

    • @babasemka
      @babasemka Před 3 lety +48

      They are kinda professionals already

    • @annaagapova3583
      @annaagapova3583 Před 2 lety +4

      @The Chad he's right tho, they are professionals and doubtful that they just laugh in the middle a lot

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 2 lety +54

      @@annaagapova3583 I am not sure why them being "professional" at a job makes them stop being human and laughing?

    • @babasemka
      @babasemka Před 2 lety +3

      Both of you are missing my point, though.

  • @chrisb4224
    @chrisb4224 Před 4 lety +1556

    Imagine walking by and seeing this 😂

  • @andrewbonhomme8069
    @andrewbonhomme8069 Před rokem +3

    I’ve seen this a number of times over the past few years and still cracks me up

  • @BullShitThat
    @BullShitThat Před 2 lety +601

    The person who did the David Attenborough impression deserves an Oscar

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Před rokem +69

      Do we have evidence that David didn’t narrate it?

    • @mhzprayer
      @mhzprayer Před rokem +30

      Right! Probably he would know from his own experience.
      "Hello ladies, I'm an award winning movie actor!"
      "Oh really? What kind of movies?"
      "Documentaries. "
      "OOOh..." < females tighten formation shutting out the intruder >

    • @k33k32
      @k33k32 Před rokem +13

      @@mhzprayer 50 years ago he was a hottie

    • @Connacht89
      @Connacht89 Před rokem +21

      Perhaps it is AI-generated. There are even WarHammer 40k videos with "his" voice narrating about tyranids and space marines.

    • @sepg5084
      @sepg5084 Před rokem +22

      ​@@Connacht89this video was 5 years ago. When did AI voice copying started to become mainstream?

  • @vividhaiku
    @vividhaiku Před 4 lety +1950

    No virgins were nailed in the making of this video
    😂

  • @timothywilliams1359
    @timothywilliams1359 Před rokem +13

    My entire college experience in four minutes...

  • @alderdash2469
    @alderdash2469 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Oh my goodness, I have somehow *never seen this before*. It's fabulous.
    Poor youngling Adam 😄

  • @DerpOtron9k
    @DerpOtron9k Před 6 lety +496

    I need to see the bloopers from this.

  • @Langenbacher
    @Langenbacher Před 6 lety +212

    "Ready to mate", "young and hopeful". This is gold

  • @MobaCry
    @MobaCry Před rokem +19

    We need more of this kind of videos guys 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @quatermass8
    @quatermass8 Před 3 měsíci +1

    My favourite skit from this channel.

  • @tamastorok1435
    @tamastorok1435 Před 3 lety +723

    "Males approach in the most seductive way they know how"
    "Evenin'! Nice day for matin', ain't it? huh-hah!"

    • @adrianwolf90
      @adrianwolf90 Před 3 lety +11

      Best comment hahaha

    • @AceSlaanesh
      @AceSlaanesh Před 2 lety +7

      "Good evening! Glorious night for conceiving wouldn't you say? muahah muaaaahahahaha"

    • @jeanackle
      @jeanackle Před 2 lety +1

      @@AceSlaanesh Nah, none can beat the fisherman!

  • @Buddythunder1
    @Buddythunder1 Před 2 lety +456

    Absolute gold... and yet somehow genuine anthropology.

  • @psybadge
    @psybadge Před rokem +1

    Been waiting for a parody like this to come out. Make more!

  • @TheLusaso
    @TheLusaso Před rokem +9

    "DIS-ASSTER!" 💀 lost it

  • @aztharz5637
    @aztharz5637 Před 2 lety +1993

    I once went to a club on shrooms, this is exactly what I realized about human behavior at clubs. Ever since I saw reality this way, I've never been able to forget.

    • @ablejohnson
      @ablejohnson Před 2 lety +32

      Only once? 😏

    • @TheMtoczylo
      @TheMtoczylo Před 2 lety +20

      It's actually hilarious during and after the fact.

    • @aztharz5637
      @aztharz5637 Před 2 lety +51

      @@ablejohnson lol I've done them a handful of times, but im 35 year old dad now haha my party days are long gone.

    • @ablejohnson
      @ablejohnson Před 2 lety +9

      @@aztharz5637 ahmen, I used to dj at Club Strut back in the day, always had my dance bag with me, just like my stripper girlfriends, we were frequently "on tour" in the party scene so to speak... Now days same deal, raising the kids and keeping things simple. It's today's kids turn to get krunk at the club.

    • @reneesmith7597
      @reneesmith7597 Před 2 lety +172

      I have aspergers and this is pretty much how I see all social interactions

  • @Sully...
    @Sully... Před 3 lety +1021

    "Males approach in the most seductive way they know how"
    Rowan literally doing the weirdest walk ever

  • @2010johnking
    @2010johnking Před rokem +22

    That's pretty much how it goes in reality.

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX Před 4 lety +1997

    The look on Britt's face when Alan touched her waist was priceless. 😂

    • @Muumin-H
      @Muumin-H Před 4 lety +4

      Don't know what you mean

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen Před 4 lety +130

      She was also very close to breaking from laughter when Rowan approached her.

    • @MrAmulyamishra
      @MrAmulyamishra Před 4 lety +6

      😳😳😳
      🤣

    • @hr473
      @hr473 Před 4 lety +99

      @@PalleRasmussen Maybe its not scripted, and just a normal doin in their free time?
      But all was recorded with a hidden camera..

    • @KalleVonEi
      @KalleVonEi Před 4 lety +12

      I thought she kills him

  • @protechtips1978
    @protechtips1978 Před 3 lety +633

    The last line, " Because, You Know, This one was shit anyways " hahaha that had me really laughing out loud 😂😂

    • @kevinkelly1529
      @kevinkelly1529 Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks for repeating that line. I listened to it 5 times and could never figure out what he was saying.

    • @knoahbody69
      @knoahbody69 Před 3 lety +1

      Well it was shit. They should've ordered drinks and put on the female's favorite song.

    • @recordsmanukrnet
      @recordsmanukrnet Před 2 lety +1

      @@knoahbody69 why bending over for them? 🤦‍♂️ the more you bend over for a woman the more you make her feel like she’s the boss of the situation 🤷🏻‍♂️ you should do everything for her no to feel like she’s in a position to demand

    • @knoahbody69
      @knoahbody69 Před 2 lety +2

      @@recordsmanukrnet You must really believe that if you treat a woman like sh*t, she'll appreciate you.

    • @recordsmanukrnet
      @recordsmanukrnet Před 2 lety

      @@knoahbody69 it’s how it works unfortunately, otherwise she’ll treat you like sh***

  • @MWB_FoolsParadisePictures

    Spectacular delivery. Absolutely hilarious. Birds chirping in background--top notch. The way the women react to the weirdness of the men--solid gold.
    I wish the narrator had mentioned something about how the alpha failed to make eye contact or any sort of personal introduction before going right up behind that woman and touching her.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před rokem

      Disaster even the Alpha Male must admit defeat happens all the time🤣

  • @joelalvares8351
    @joelalvares8351 Před rokem +1

    The narration was spot with DA....completely fooled me for a few seconds!!!
    Bravo to the narrator... 👏👏👏

  • @Vaultboy101
    @Vaultboy101 Před 4 lety +1022

    Oh god this is brilliant and uncomfortable in equal measure.

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 Před 4 lety +2

      Not funny. The narrator is annoying, the girls are too hot and the guys look too old and conservative in comparison to them. Totally unrealistic. If that’s brilliant idk.. maybe the stupid behaviours of both genders yeah

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 Před 4 lety +6

      @Delon Duvenage Lol, last time I went to a nightclub was like 15 years ago and I don't remember being able to see much through the smoke and the strobe lighting. Plus the bouncers were all unlicensed back then so most had a criminal record. Back then it was Ecstasy and house and garage. Now it's all champagne, Charlie and being self conscious. I don't envy the youth of today.

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 Před 4 lety +5

      @Delon Duvenage I never really enjoyed it much when I was going every weekend in my early 20's. The men might as well skip straight to jacking off at home and save themselves a few bucks and a bit of their self dignity.

    • @RagingBad
      @RagingBad Před 4 lety +2

      BadMan's Pyjama STFU you ignorant fuck

    • @Xarx42
      @Xarx42 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Vaultboy101 /@Delon Duvenage Oh wow, what do we have here? Two miserable aged men, united in their bitterness and self pity that they didnt got laid enough? ;P :D

  • @BezoomnyBratchny
    @BezoomnyBratchny Před 4 lety +507

    I hear David Attenborough narrating in my head every time I watch people interact in clubs. Where has this video been all my life?

    • @nlocnil3602
      @nlocnil3602 Před 4 lety +9

      That's called schizophrenia 🙃

    • @BezoomnyBratchny
      @BezoomnyBratchny Před 4 lety +15

      @@nlocnil3602
      That's not how schizophrenia works.

    • @brainmind4070
      @brainmind4070 Před 4 lety +2

      Well, it was in your future, until it wasn't. Now it's in your past. Ain't life crazy?

    • @TheShamansQuestion
      @TheShamansQuestion Před 4 lety +1

      Same!

    • @noonehere4332
      @noonehere4332 Před 4 lety +1

      I hear him whenever i observe the homo sapiens.

  • @STyx2909
    @STyx2909 Před 10 měsíci

    I had this clip in my playlist to be watched for more than a year, probably two.
    This is a great one. 🤣

  • @brianalsum7706
    @brianalsum7706 Před rokem +1

    One of the best VLD videos every!

  • @yonnel9571
    @yonnel9571 Před 6 lety +766

    How can you keep your calm dancing in the middle of the woods with no musique, without exploding in laugh! x)

    • @ecosti
      @ecosti Před 6 lety +24

      who told yuo they didnt explode in laughs? u where there? :P

    • @falpikikos
      @falpikikos Před 6 lety +12

      Who told u there was no music?

    • @yonnel9571
      @yonnel9571 Před 6 lety +18

      Ζιγουλάκολας at the very en of the video

    • @Makujah_
      @Makujah_ Před 6 lety +10

      Imagination and sinking into the role. That's what actors do

    • @wfTitus
      @wfTitus Před 6 lety +9

      Sanctus de Mattis Quantico More like a lot of takes!

  • @NoChannelChannel
    @NoChannelChannel Před 4 lety +4461

    And then when the ladies turn 30+ the roles reverse.

    • @garethhanby
      @garethhanby Před 4 lety +139

      @VeryCleaverName Thanks for explaining the joke to me.

    • @dismafuggerhere2753
      @dismafuggerhere2753 Před 4 lety +42

      @VeryCleaverName you make that sound like a positive

    • @yongamer
      @yongamer Před 4 lety +60

      Take the blue pill.

    • @TheAusugn
      @TheAusugn Před 4 lety +35

      Hahahaha so true, this got me

    • @Tmidiman
      @Tmidiman Před 4 lety +348

      And the woman bring children they’ve had with other males and are rejected. Truth

  • @purveyorsofnothing977
    @purveyorsofnothing977 Před 9 měsíci +2

    omg please post up the bloopers hahaha. Love it

  • @bengoacher4455
    @bengoacher4455 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Honestly the fact that this is a relatable experience for everyone has removed a lot of anxiety I had over clubbing. Especially that first contact, clubbing, parties, any of that. Just want to run away haha

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 3 lety +436

    This was hard to watch, but that David Attenborough impersonation was so spot-on that at times I thought it was him!

    • @GravyTraining
      @GravyTraining Před 3 lety +43

      I considered it for a moment that they had somehow managed to secure him for voicing this. He's a really nice guy, I could see him doing this 10-20 years ago. :)

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 lety +2

      @@GravyTraining David Attenborough is still alive tho don't act like he is dead.

    • @GravyTraining
      @GravyTraining Před 3 lety +4

      @@Jebu911 Umm, yeah, I know. Not sure where I said he wasn't...

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 lety +8

      @@GravyTraining You just made it sound like he is unable to do anything anymore even tho he literally narrated a new documentary this year and even wrote a book last year. 10-20 years ago my ass the man could narrate this stuff today if he wanted to.

    • @GravyTraining
      @GravyTraining Před 3 lety +15

      @@Jebu911 Sorry if I offended you by not painting the exact picture you had in your mind. I meant that 10-20 years ago he would have been more likely to do something like this. For fuck's sake, is it really that important to you to try to correct people on the internet? You misread my comment, deal with it and move on with your life.

  • @tsuchang1
    @tsuchang1 Před 3 lety +641

    It hurts to watch that. Well done tho. My PTSD from the dating scene was kicking in.

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 Před 3 lety +36

      PTSD: "You weren't in that club man!, you didn't saw what we saw!. Those beautiful women who would reject us, i still remember the music... every beat of it"

    • @Reachland02
      @Reachland02 Před 3 lety +47

      Me as an introvert and someone with severe social anxiety but wanting a girlfriend somehow: I think I should be lonely forever

    • @papasfritasduras
      @papasfritasduras Před 2 lety +7

      @@Reachland02 Find a hobby: Board games, literature club, theather, dancing, painting, playing an instrument, don't know... whatever you like and instead of looking for videos on how to do it, look for a social club or some course where you actually have to attend and interact with another people.
      Yes, it will be really hard for you, since you will be leaving your confort zone... but doing an activity that you enjoy will soften the punch; and if you actually are interested about it and learn about it, you will have a topic of conversation where you feel confortable to talk to other people.
      Eventually, you will tak to a girl and it will feel natural, because you are not talking to a girl to get into her pants, but instead you are talking to her because it's a topic that you enjoy and you want to share your opinion, and if she is into it, she will also have an opinion and you will discuss about it. Eventually you may get to know to each other and perhaps something will happen... or perhaps she will become your friend and later you will get to know more people ¿Who knows?
      Just leave your confort zone... it sucks, but it will pay in the long term.
      PS: I used to be a bit of an introvert, but when I was 18 the extrovert that adopted me forced me to do theather with him and it was great.

    • @jose123ajc4
      @jose123ajc4 Před 2 lety

      @@papasfritasduras si Bad consejo!!.. of My experience the females responde to an stalyn Bad, arrogante, impertinente and with exessive confidence but whith CLASS, JOY, TRANQUILITY, SELF SECURITY AND INGENIOUS AND JOY (gracioso); and... Go with a man like You propossed for money and stability to the childs of the man stalyn arrogante.

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 Před 2 lety +2

      @@papasfritasduras You are exactly right about all of that.

  • @dalelerette206
    @dalelerette206 Před rokem +1

    This is very humorous and informative. Thank you for sharing.

  • @namanpujari1964
    @namanpujari1964 Před rokem +1

    I have not gone to any club in my life the documentary will be my first time survival guide.

  • @soylentmajority989
    @soylentmajority989 Před 4 lety +948

    Without alcohol, there would only be half as many humans as there are.

    • @Marquan1988
      @Marquan1988 Před 4 lety +17

      I agree

    • @AnyLastWords_
      @AnyLastWords_ Před 4 lety +16

      Interesting thesis. Wanna make a video about it?

    • @Pieppe18
      @Pieppe18 Před 4 lety +25

      True. Only a small percentage of men approach without alcohol, and i am one of them (haven't got any results, but still proud of acting without alcohol)

    • @OLBICHL
      @OLBICHL Před 4 lety +6

      and with alcohol, quantity beat quality to a pulp... so many idiots walking around this beautiful earth

    • @corpsetime
      @corpsetime Před 4 lety +1

      You've never experienced the Fosters Flop? or perhaps Brewers Droop?

  • @amarug
    @amarug Před 2 lety +706

    Absolute perfection, the writing, the narration, the acting and facial expressions. I laughed tears and at the same time became painfully aware of the fact that we are just another animal, the only difference is, we have electronic music. The moment that is gone, this is like any other animal mating documentary, just with the males having less skills (compare: Bower bird etc)

    • @ChargedPulsar
      @ChargedPulsar Před 2 lety +4

      You may view yourself like just another animal, but rest of the humans don't :) .There are always exceptions of course.

    • @Leprutz
      @Leprutz Před 2 lety +13

      The reason I don't do any clubbing. Cause it's shit anyways.

    • @AlexanderNixonArtHistory
      @AlexanderNixonArtHistory Před 2 lety +3

      the acting won me over for sure.

    • @PuresG1ft
      @PuresG1ft Před 2 lety

      Man we have nothing on bower birds… but their actual sex life is shit.

    • @jimi8393
      @jimi8393 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m dying 😂

  • @endlessdaze6054
    @endlessdaze6054 Před 8 měsíci +1

    You guys are so bloody funny!!! I LOVE all your stuff especially the "Dungeon and Dragons / FRP" skits...Just SO SO Refreshing...You are like a resurrected updated Monty Python!

  • @Misserbi
    @Misserbi Před rokem +1

    Then a gentleman swoops in and actually speaks and offers a drink. Offers a lighthearted observation. And smiles to let the other know he is friendly. Three to three is zero.

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty147 Před 6 lety +368

    Can't wait for the making of! XD

  • @chrislss8
    @chrislss8 Před 6 lety +959

    I'm sad. I really was rooting for them. xD

    • @chrislss8
      @chrislss8 Před 6 lety +18

      Sometimes you want a happy ending for all, but just can't have it.

    • @contrafax
      @contrafax Před 5 lety +15

      SOME women, I am sure some women go to clubs to get laid same as men. If at least SOME men didn't get laid the men would quit going and the clubs.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Před 5 lety +2

      Aaah damn spoiler! Change your comment plz :(

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 Před 5 lety +1

      @@RKroese it's a damn 4 minute video

    • @ZetsubouZolo
      @ZetsubouZolo Před 5 lety +7

      @elijah mikle and it is well knwon that men go to clubs to get laid so I wonder why both parties go there in the first place.

  • @birdblackbird4766
    @birdblackbird4766 Před rokem

    Man this video stuck by me for years now as very memorable and then I find out now that it's Viva la dirt league, my husband and I watch so many of your videos, thanks for this classic though!

  • @samiam4544
    @samiam4544 Před rokem

    One of favorite shorts that you have done.

  • @k01dsv
    @k01dsv Před 6 lety +2545

    You should do the exact same video, but instead do a comentary of the females perspective :D I think that would be hillarious.

  • @danachase8083
    @danachase8083 Před 6 lety +142

    This is the best video yet.
    "Any hope the group has now lies with the Alpha Male."
    "Disaster!"

  • @lancerben4551
    @lancerben4551 Před rokem

    If you pay attention they even got the ground noise matching with the male moves and twirls on the ground... the level of details is amazing. Too funny this skit !

  • @HelioPopTart
    @HelioPopTart Před rokem

    This reminded me one of those major holiday, i.e. Christmas day. The 24/7 gym i went to had no music and people were listening to their own music doing their thing and I forgotten my earphones that day. Never forgotten the silence and small amount of groaning here and there. Very relatable and I couldn't stop laughing to myself

  • @Mark-ci6ln
    @Mark-ci6ln Před 3 lety +157

    How they were able to film this without dying from laughter is beyond me

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Před 2 lety +14

      Probably countless and countless retakes. Would love to see the bloopers.

  • @_Agosto_
    @_Agosto_ Před 6 lety +390

    0:46 "It's truly a wondrous sight"
    *then Britt appears*
    *yes it is*

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 Před 6 lety +1

      What you on about?
      Britta was already there... XD

    • @_Agosto_
      @_Agosto_ Před 6 lety +17

      Radicaldanny I mean the editor decided to put a close-up of her just after that sentence

    • @OnesecK0
      @OnesecK0 Před 5 lety +7

      @Anja Aleskari Just google man, but just to be a bro her fullname is: Britt Scott Clark

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Před 5 lety +7

      @Anja Aleskari lucky its only for a science project, else you might be heartbroken to find out she got someone allready. Good girls are never single (and often its the other way around as well...)

    • @isiiio
      @isiiio Před 5 lety +9

      She is beautiful af.

  • @smirkinatu5512
    @smirkinatu5512 Před rokem

    Thank you for this video. Made my day.

  • @MikeChatman
    @MikeChatman Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ive wanted to do this so bad. That David Attenborough impression is on point! lol this so good lol!

  • @getrealdave9975
    @getrealdave9975 Před rokem +17

    this the funniest thing i've seen in ages. so accurate. :)

  • @stryyker9
    @stryyker9 Před 3 lety +348

    And here we see how the human race went extinct.

  • @ramonbannister9498
    @ramonbannister9498 Před 3 lety +170

    "They retreat to a safe distance," had me laughing.

  • @phillipbrown1467
    @phillipbrown1467 Před 5 měsíci

    This is well made and exactly what I needed.

  • @kaleoariola
    @kaleoariola Před rokem

    Love it! Did not know his Sir was into comedy also. Mahalo for sharing

  • @bryandonahue8302
    @bryandonahue8302 Před 3 lety +112

    "The youngling is frightened and out out his element"
    Woooooooooord

  • @frankwestphal8532
    @frankwestphal8532 Před 2 lety +96

    This is good. Haha. When I was a bartender I saw this go down SOOO many times. Turns out behind the bar is the best place to be :) And the other thing I noticed is that nightclubs are intentionally set up to distort reality... low lighting, alcohol, and loud music. No real communication can occur and that's the point. It makes it much easier to believe you're getting what you want, when you're actually not.

    • @nicolapodgornik6644
      @nicolapodgornik6644 Před rokem +1

      Free parties😉

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Před rokem +4

      But that's coincidence/correlation, not intentional to help people hook up. That's not their business, they don't get extra money when it works. They do, however, make most money by selling drinks and getting blasted by loud music is the main attraction of a club, at least for most women. Low light is needed to make light show work which enhance the dance experience and drug fuelled impressions. Okay, maybe having extra low lights is done on purpose to hide several things but even then I think masking how dirty the place is and making everyone more comfortable dancing are way up the priority long before "make sure hook up attempts have higher chances of happy endings".

    • @BrochTyr
      @BrochTyr Před 8 měsíci +3

      Was a bouncer, and yeah, I have to agree that being staff at a club is the best option. Watch the pain from a distance.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 5 měsíci

      Behind the bar, best seat in the house

  • @Clubbedcashew50
    @Clubbedcashew50 Před rokem

    Definitely funniest video. Hands down worth of a series on human nature.

  • @DJ70404
    @DJ70404 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Make em laugh, lads. That's always the best way.

  • @starhawke380
    @starhawke380 Před 2 lety +70

    Amazing self control by the 3 females... not breaking out laughing.

    • @mikelisteral7863
      @mikelisteral7863 Před 2 lety +2

      theyre all humping the same guy and dont know it. because he has a bmw haha

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před rokem

      yeah they are pros🤣