You Will Fall Asleep by the End of This Video - Chapter 1 | ASMR
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- čas přidán 12. 04. 2019
- Writing & whispering the first chapter of my new book titled: You Will Fall Asleep by the End of this Video.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Zábava
My phone will die by the end of this video.
I’m at 97% so I hope it doesn’t
6,6 feet charger bro
I use my charger while watching
I'm at 7%
Damn you its 3 am and I just started laughing so hard
I love the personality this guy has. Organized, profound set of interests, and bold hobbies. One cool guy.
I really enjoyed the part when he wrote about how we will fall asleep by the end of the video....
Oh you too, awesome♡
Wtf
hahajmhahaha original and funny
Ah that was the best bit
Rlly? I quite luked the part where he was all like you will fall assleep by the end of this video.. Thats just my opinion.
Used blue ink. Can't sleep to this
Black on white or insomnia
Lord Hughes *english teachers have entered the chat*
@@bleepblarp275 He has the poetic langiage pass.
Nice Smite relic
He’s a blood
Son: Dad, what are you doing?
Rift: You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video...
Son: ...(Close the door quietly)
He’s so committed to his videos that I’m starting to get concerned
son: d-dad?
Rift's summoning the Goddess Of Sleep
When you're trying to write your essay and just care for filling up the word count ...
Lol 😂
I just shared this with a friend who's done med school. he laughed. a lot.
Golden Drago me
Attempt #1 to get e.r. To do a chess game, Corvus vs Deep one Dave
start off normal but they should start questioning each other.
I'm curious to see if this will be better or worse than Kermit's attempt. Please, Frank the Tank, continue.
Hmmmmmmmm yeeees
I second the notion!
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
That's a skull facture for sure
Ubisoft goes steamworks bye bye Always on DRM
@@m3rl1on hahaaa
@@m3rl1on omg yes
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm just gonna bash your brains in
I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in
The video none of us asked for, but all of us needed!
Honestly really love whispers and very light writing sounds. So this is pure bliss for me. Thank you Rift!
I see you unlocked the arctic digital camouflage skin for your notebook, gg.
It’s rift rarity highest tier possible
No
@@whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687
There's a skin only the developers of the notebook can get, I think it's called orange polkadot
@@penguini3306 it's a joke
@@Samson12 read what I said out loud
Ephemeral Rift is Mr Beast of ASMR
Ephemeral rift’s computer destroying asmr
Ephemeral rift’s 100k battle royale asmr
Ephemeral rift’s asian sticker asmr
I litterallly just woke up dude comon.
Well, it happens xD
Oof. Go back to sleep 😴😂
Nice problems to have i can never sleep lmao
Adam Abdin right
Can't wait for your 4 20 special, E.R!
I can’t wait til all the weed goes on sale in the online dispensaries I fuckin love 4/20
parasite time That’s if u smoke meth
How in the hell did this God of a man just get that pen working?! Those type of pens never worked for me! I had to try with it for minutes before it started writing!
Pyro VA have you tried using ones that weren't used or opened a LONG time ago? Have tried to violently shake the old pen or smash it with a hammer to jiggle the remaining liquid of ink to rejuivilnate the crusty ink
Ephemeral Rift please post a video of all your bloopers from all your past videos, it would be hilarious to see them all! :D
Well, it keeps getting tinglier and tinglier.
Your voice is the most soothing thing I know about
God the writer's cramp I'd get doing this...
*watches the video*
*falls asleep in the middle of the video*
*the video ends*
*next video*
James charles: HeY siSTerS!!!!
for me a ad
Why do you watch James Charles?
@@porcelina5834 I dunno why james is the next video 😂
Haha just woke up
Time to sleep again
Is that a fuckin xbox avatar?
whatiswhat lawl no it’s a banana
Yes it’s an Xbox profile picture
I take pride in the banaenae
Sam Farah it makes what you said even better
Shouldn't u be sleeping instead of reading thru the comments?🤔
Shyann Martinez shouldn’t you be sleeping instead of posting comments?🤔
Shouldn’t you be sleeping instead of assuming people will read your comment?🤔
Shouldn't we all be asleep instead of commenting 🤔
@@jdplayss1364 well u see..... yes your right
@@jdplayss1364 yes but also no
Thank you so much for your dedication
This remind of when Jack Nicholson's character in "The Shining" writes "Murder" in his book over and over.
Same
He didn’t write murder. He wrote all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
His son writes “redrum” , jack does NOT.
this is the highest form of dedication
It's amazing how dedicated he is to his videos, that's something not a lot of people do keep it up ER
I loved the part where he said “You will fall asleep by the end of this video”.
This video actually made me fall asleep.
yes! this is what i have been waiting for!
The dedication to make this video
Skip to 26:49 if you don’t want to sit there and watch him write “You will fall asleep by the end of this video”. 👍
Edit: After that little drawing thingy he continues writing that for the rest of the video
The dedication of this man
seriously props to you i don't know if i would have the patients to write "you will fall asleep by the end of this video" for 50 straight minutes.
Just the type of motivation this man has to write non stop. Come on guys. Positivity.
In terms of sheer wacky creativity ER is definitely one of the best asmrtists :)
Rubbing the pages up and down made me fall asleep watching it the 1st time.
Oh a new video
Its sunday 2 o clock in gemany and i cant sleep
Thx👍🏻
Him: “You”
Me: *snores*
it worked last night
thank you :)
Underrated chapter 1.
I forgot about this technique. I do inherently love almost anything and everything about coherent writing. Similar to sheep, but with a cognitive fight to challenge yourself one way or the other. Love the sarcasm/irony throughout
So creative!
All asmr, no play make uncle E a sleepy boy
love that it's called chapter #1 x)
28:10 literally me when I can’t fall asleep
(Or during lectures)
No wonder you Americans are so uneducated.
@@robinhyperlord9053 well he/she is a Russian but ok,for you everyone is American
@@powaahh love your profile pic
Robin Gilliver lmao
Robin Gilliver How come 5.5% of Americans go to college and 3.5 of the UK go to college?
So simple yet so effective
_All work and no play makes Rift a dull boy._
At one point in this vid I was about to fall asleep and your the words your saying started sounding like the lyrics of yesterday by the Beatles, I then fell asleep
I FELL ASLEEP THE SECOND YOU OPENED THE BOOK
I feel asleep _before_ I watched this video
Just a few seconds in and I feel like laying in my bed and falling asleep.
He wrote you “will fall asleep by the end of the video” millions of times and I had to subscribe cause fo that
i really did fall asleep by the end of the video
Aahhh man. This is so good
Ótimo gatilho! Parabéns!
I fell asleep immediately
Reminds me a bit of a punishment I had quite frequently in elementary school - writing sentences. I got very skilled at writing 100+ of the same sentence over and over
i love you performance so much, thats what i call dedication XD
The new shining scene looks good
I hope these chapters never end 💗zzzzzzz......
Instantly got the shining vibes so no I did not sleep by the end of this videos
Exactly one year ago E claimed he was leaving society for good. Welp he lied
@@technotomboy I can count on you...
I like the bit where he told me I would fall asleep by the end of this video
Me: I won't!
Also me after 3,7 secs: zzzZZZZZzzz.....
Faires5 you type real fast
*3.7
@Pinkymutt Miscellaneous alright
Pinkymutt Miscellaneous really?
Pinkymutt Miscellaneous nice to know!
1:44 I wanted to use this concept for a video, but it appears to be C O P Y L E F T E D
why hasn't this comment got thousands of likes? is the pun community dead?
@@taragroves9083 i am genuinely mad that his comment has only 5 likes.
**falls asleep immediately**
Where does everyone get that damn profile picture from.
Diesel Maniac shitty meme called “oh yeah yeah”. spawned from a fortnite youtuber. you can automatically assume anyone with this pfp is 12 years old
- Xterminator2 - 😂
All this asmr and no play makes Rift a dull boy
This lives up to the title
It’s 8 am here in Cali, welp I guess back to sleep I go. Thanks E.R!
I'm gonna listen to this and drive. Wish me luck boys!!
I just watched ephemeral rift, dare me to drive?
You’re the best!
The shining asmr
God damn This reading has moved me
I believe rift needs more recognition because I mean come on he is writing you will fall asleep for like 45 minutes straight and its only chapter one but he puts so much time and effort and personality into his videos that I think other channels can sometimes be bland and I'll just come back to him
Darn ASMR women.
I want to listen to this but the writing reminds me of all the homework im too lazy to do and its making me feel guilty 😭😭
That is SUCHHHH a big mood man.
Literally same tho
For a second, I thought it was going to come up with reasons why I should fall asleep...
Guess I was right
Watching this makes my wrist cramp
The handwriting is NoT NeAt I'm NoT rElAxEd
It’s interesting to watch because I’m right handed and I’m watching this from the “perspective”of a left handed person
Attention! The world's first endless video was released!
I fell asleep by the end of the intro
Man, the ending got me
You cheeky man. I really thought that we were finally going to hear you say your channel name out loud as you were writing the title. Well done.
thanks rift
Rift is definitely gonna win the Pulitzer for this one
I fell asleep in the beginning of the video
merry christmas
I will fall asleep by the end of this video
Can't wait for the movie adaptation!
All work and no sleep makes Rift a dull boy
I could never write like this in such a long session... I was never taught how to hold a pencil properly when I was growing up, and so ended up with a weird full-choke deathgrip on it when I write so it actually hurts my hand. And when I try to hold a writing device the proper way it feels wrong in my hand, and my handwriting becomes completely illegible. So on top of the top-tier tingles... I'm just straight up jealous. :P
Well he was not wrong, I did fall asleep by the end of the video.
you did this for 50+ plus minutes ?¿ thats dedication man
impressive amount of writing for a left hander
Great!
ASMR School Detention Roleplay
Newmono being driven home by your parents after you’ve served your detention asmr
@@TheCitedAviator getting your ass whooped after being driven home by your parents.
Being put into the hospital after being beat by your parents Asmr Roleplay
You should do a compilation of all of all of your questionnaires into a video.
Video just started and I'm already yawning.
You promise not to be interesting or make me laugh then? ;)
Look forward to this tonight, thank you!
Let's go lefty squad!!
Fun fact: I was watching this on an asmr playlist, and I fell asleep *before* the video. In your face, youtube title!