The Unintelligible Doctor | ASMR
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Zábava
"Give it to me straight doc, am I gonna make it?"
"Suhungingushu"
"Oh dear God"
FPS NubScrub underrated ass comment
~plays fortnite till the start of season 5, the day that we die~
Best comment I've seen in a while
“Nu, SuhungingushUIO”
“Ohhhh, well thats great news!”
You have butt cancer! Oh noes!
I don’t think this mans ever been to medical school
Ahh he hearted my comment
of course he hasn't, he went to nfoeubfgosdfgoh8ghertuo school instead, its much more useful than those damn medical schools, its much quicker and easier and has higher pay.
Yes he did. He got on the medical school to become a doctor and to get a very bad writing letter and a very bad speaking letter
By the way hes talking sounds like he went to no schools
Or kindergarten for basic english
This dude is the reverse of a normal doctor . He writes absolutely perfect and clear English but speaks doctors handwriting
I just wanted to sleep this comment have me an extra life 😂😂😂😂
Right?!
Stolen 🙄
@@wil-ba8043 oh no! Boohoo, what are we going to do about this earth shattering opinion?!
Doctors : Writes Braille
This Guy (Ephemeral Rift) : Speaks Braille
Me: "so Doc am I healthy?"
Doctor very quietly: *"vroom vroom"*
idk why but im laughing so hard my caruncles hurt
@@kingpuddles1404 caru- what now
@@bananaphoneproductions it’s a reference to another ER vid
He’s going to hit you with his car is what he means
Vroom vroom I’m fucking dying
is this what a doctor's handwriting sounds like?
ochawan this is just a tad more coherent. I think the spoken version of doctors handwriting would actively forbid body language. You know, just to make absolutely sure you had no fucking clue what they were talking about
omfg best comment
ochawan Most underrated comment ever
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdrikvfikmkk
Facts
i just watched a grown man pull a pencil out of a bag and incoherently mutter at it in a threatening tone and put it back in the bag
Teachers when you don't do your wor
Comet/Shooting Star/Jewel/Snowy Paws Ocs got killed by their teacher before they could finish the comment
We not going to talk about the shaving cream orrrr?
It's fucking amazing
@@SnakeFruitCookieGood aw yes that happend all the time cuz i forgot my home wor aww man don't you hate it when you forget your home wor
Goddamn my sim's medical career really took off. Good for him. He deserves it.
Why dont you have 2k likes by now this comment is ingenious
Hey….you’re not wrong
Hell yeah
nice 😀🤡
@@smabrigo5266 🤓
This is just a doctors appointment in the Sims.
yeah
Underrated
He speaks like a lego character in the complete Saga.
most likely
But 1 second is 1 minute in the Sims world, so this appontment lasted 2 days and a half.
I know this language.
I've played the Sims.
XD next meme
Well assuming the background was green-screened we wouldnt be able to see the simbob
Shadowace 625 I’ve played Animal Crossing.
I've played The Original Lego Games I know what he's talking about!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
This man is speaking Minecraft Enchantment Table
Hahahaha
Lmaoo
now this, is meme worthy.
Looks like Playboi Carti got a partner
That's not Minecraft Enchantment Table. It's something much harder to understand. This language he speaks...it's Doctor Handwriting
I can't tell if I'm supposed to be a different creature that doesn't understand language, a baby that doesn't know speech yet, or if this is just the doctor my budget insurance can afford
@the man that actually explains the entire video bro wth that's genius
😂😂😂❤
You're in another country and had a fever.
He's speaking English, you just have some sort of traumatic brain injury or clot that pulped your language center. Ya, trying to make a joke but just thought that sort of thing seriously happens and I can't imagine how terrifying that would be.
all of the above.
7:41 - 7:51 4 year old me trying to explain to my parents why i shoved the fork into the outlet.
Too good lol
lol true
When you've been playing the sims all weekend and try to speak to a normal person.
duracell 1692 saruu.. Kerjoi hibber poi deruga!
Hahaha!
Drii_ft Watj discape!
Huhsna nahanua
Funny but no ones normal
*love him or hate him, but hes spittin straight facts*
Ppl always shit on the minecraft enchanting table comments, but this is never questioned and I honestly dont care
😔✊
I got this to 420 likes 😎😂
I'm too gay to understand any of what he's saying...
h,,,hom,,,,home,,stuck-
Er: loses script on accident
Also er: improvise, adapt, hğeœuđ
LMFAOOOOO
When your doctor temporarily blinds himself with a little light stick thing, you've come to the right place.
flashlight?
Torch?
“light stick thing” is the best thing i think i have ever read
We’re stuck with ‘light stick thing’ now.
Shhh....
*light stick thing* 👌
This guy speaks how doctors write...
Modemomo nailed it, that's the joke right there lmao
As someone who worked at a pharmacy in pre-electronic script days, can confirm.
Veronica Byers like you guys are told to write unintelligibly or you guys just rush or what? I want to know how you guys are always so bad at writing
am a nurse so can comfirm
Pretty sure she was a pharmacist who had to decipher scripts rather than being the one who wrote them.
3:58 the ONLY coherent thing he said throughout the ENTIRE video was “vroom vroom”...
Screaming 🤣🤣🤣
Alexei be like:
@@nolanhayzlett6817 i love this
Jäger From GSG9 They said coherent, not intelligible.
He actually said “the car then said vroom vroom”
2:01 “It is god...” *softly brushes invisible mic.*
HAHAHA!! I LOVE WHEN I READ THE COMMENTS AS THE COMMENT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO!!!🤣🤣🤣
Love your name but personally I think the pp suc 1000 is better even though it's older...jk lol
“And it’s godess,,,” *uses me as a canvas*
"It taste good" *Brushes my invisible ears*
"it is god"
"It is Günther"
"So, what prescription do you need pick up?"
"I...I don't know..."
Didn't you hear, you needed to pick up habundendamablasuanda
@@marioluigi27 That sounds like an actual medicine tbh
You know when you're at the wrong doctor when he whips out a toy car and says *froom vroom*
I just read your comment and that part came, what is this sorcery?!
XD YEA
No that’s how you know your at the right doctor
@@Dani-ry5zm it's magic, but shhhh🤫, dont tell anyone..
The right* doctor
tell me doc, how much longer do I have left?
"ᴴᵘˢʰᵍᵘⁿᵈʰʰⁿᵐˢʰ"
Oh lord say it ain't so **loud sobbing**
*When you steal a joke from three comments above and it only gets half the likes*
How... How the Hell did you do that??? How did you make your letters smaller? Are those special characters???
Jar Of Jelli how do you make your comment look like that
Jar Of Jelli SAY OT AINT SO I WILL NOT GO No GeT tHoSe LiGHts OfF!
PROGR4M His comment was made a month before FPS.
In the beginning he is like wall-e showing his stuff to eve, he looks so proud of them.
Wall-e is a good movie, i still wach it sometimes
@@mtfhauliox-17redwildfire1-5 It's one of my favourites
Yes wall-e is superior
@@sensemmosta8019 same
2:17
Me: asking the doctor how bad it is
Doctor: msghjdm
Me: cries into hands
Maybe the script for this was written by an actual doctor, and he is just doing his best to try and read it.🤔
Underrated
Mateo Dominguez funny laugh repeat
How would this man remember a whole script if there are no scene cuts?
I used to always joke that you go to pharmacy school to learn to read Dr hand writing, but all the scripts are electronic now.
one of these comments that's somewhat original and funny. i thought this type of comedy died out
Damn THE SIMS 5 looks dope
Vianney Underrated comment.
Lol I thought he sounded like a sim too
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nice one!
You win the Internet
The pen light was the first time I’ve ever unironically laughed during asmr
0:40 Gandolf has gintamas
What is he trying to tell us
Adolf has Christmas
Condom montana
"This condoms that can tell us".
@@johnygames5627 oml XD
I’m just going to smile, nod and laugh and hope to God he doesn’t ask questions.
Aerin Atkins well....i hope u did well
MrRaymo88
Nope.
MrRaymo88
Don’t mind. But please try not to stalk me. Yes, that’s me in my picture. I’m from South Africa, that’s why it says I’m South African.
Lmao, just like in school 😂
Aerin Atkins No one's gonna stalk you. Women aren't that special anymore.
I still don’t understand why this channel isn’t more popular. You’re literally the best in the game
I mean hey, he’s definitely one of the more popular ones. Half a million subs is nothing to sneeze at
Im the GOD true true
There's not enough people who want to buy what he's selling so to speak
Maybe because some of his video are kind of wierd
Fully agree that rift should be #1, but everyone is right its hard when you cant fall back on an asmr makeup tutorial/slutty bikini asmr and most ppl who listen to asmr are female
My man's just litterly speaking facts. All there is to it
5:26 I’m just gonna... hentai da oompda
Right after that you hear him say "yaba daba do
Hentai what
Doctor tell me WHAT are you going to do to that ompalompa!?
How the actual hell did I read this as it played I had to do a double take to the time stamp on this comment
What English sounds to none English speakers
What any foreign language sounds to anyone
Yeah
@@user-sl2qk6sp5m the latter sounds
At first I assumed that that's Japanese, then Spanish, then Norwegian, then I gave up
i forgot
“Am I healthy?”
“Os£hjd7m”
“Damn.”
lolol
😂😅😂
😂
I CANNOT EMPHASIZE HOW HARD I LAUGHED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO
Imagine goint to a doctor and the first ten seconds you see him, he goes. "Hmm immhimm imm imm shim a gommas a shommas." *clanks blocks together*
15:17 He actually says I'm just gonna
He is indeed just gonna.
@@speedwheel1807 yes, he truly was just gonna
Thank you mr helpful
@@steven_0236 he did just gonna
2:01 it is good
I feel like not having subtitles was a miss opportunity.
NintendoWolf they’re not available
Joseph Siri oh fuck i actually read this while not half asleep lol i’m sorry aha
instead of that you should've just said r/woosh and played it off as a joke lol
Uba de Jube guh leh wen cuoh
Makes sense to me
That would be hilarious XD
nobody:
The only surgeon left in north korea:
Underrated comment
@@leonr7837 i highly agree
dokkan or legends
That isn’t unintelligible, he’s just speaking every language at once
*He sounds like me in every social situation*
Black_Site_Studios "socail". Guess you proved your point
He also sounds like your spelling
A Smol Pic Of Ferb nice one
But his prescriptions are written PERFECTLY
BIGBOSSSAINT let's address the elephant in the room.... Pharmacists can understand those scribbles. They are real world MVPs
Thank god, you actually thought of something funny, no one else in this comment section has a brain cell to spare for a joke, you are the first I’ve seen
The human typewriter
TheOnlyHound You highkey got a superiority complex man. It's just a joke. No need to insult hundreds of people just because it was funny lmao.
Shane Benjamson my man edited his comment just to put lmao at the end😂
This is actually the Swedish Chef’s brother, the Swedish Doctor. You can totally see the family resemblance.
*Me trying to explain to the cashier that my mom left for second*
Was really hoping half way through he'd pull out a phone and start speaking perfect English
Navi The Fairy that would’ve been epic I hope he does that in a sequel
Navi The Fairy LeL
Ngl, that would've killed me, especially if I was falling asleep.
Lmfao, bro yeah.
"Yes doctor i need hearing aids."
Carelian Poet creepy af
Hes just too scared to tell you that you have testicular cancer
take my ball
Impressive, given my lack of testicles.
Mate, it's already too late, their already gone
I think I would know.
Stupid ligma…
7:10
Me trying to explain my mom how i got 2 with an entire library under the PC
What lol
Huh?
@@scarykitten9082 whats the pfp, it feels like a specific reference
@@pogo8170 Just some fan art of Jolyne Cujoh
@@scarykitten9082 thx
This is basically ASMR with Mr bean
*LOUD MR BEAN NOISES*
U right
SamOuse 544 Remember that episode of Mr Bean where he goes to his attic to see his car after it was run over by a tank
SamOuse 544 i never laughed so hard at 12:45 at night
2:00 "It taste good."
Underrated man
3:59 *vroom vroom*
Cool name
FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES🤣🤣🤣
That should be the commercial... Ramen noodles... it tastes good
Honestly, it's kinda comforting hearing gabledigook from your doctor. It's a concrete confirmation that you've lost your marbles
6:08 me presenting my project while being high
Wew exactly 69 likes lol
Heh
Halfway through you switch from speaking unintelligibly to speaking R'lyehian.
RIFT LIKING A COMMENT WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
Yeah, a bit like R’lyehian but with a lazy tongue.
Whats that .-.
Nana Chan You must be new. Welcome to ephemeral rift! Enjoy your stay. We have free cookies.
@@cian2168 T_T so is R'lyehian from another one of his videos
Rift should enable youtube’s amazing english subtitles for this video i’d wonder what would come out of that.
Doctors handwriting
+1
Shyler 723 something anti-semitic
It auto guesses Arabic or something
Deep speech or ry,lehian
3:16 was I the only one who heard “it’s a good cup”
Most likely
I heard "it's good, cool"
his unintelligible videos are the perfect mix of sounding like a language and sounding like gibberish, while also being extremely tingly and relaxing
Doctor:Y𝙹⚍ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ↸ᒷ!¡∷ᒷᓭᓭ╎𝙹リ
Me: Oh thank god
-"You have depression"
It says: “You have Encephalocerebromeningomyelitis and have 1 month to live before dying!”
@@Pangea1430 Isn't that comment in Minecraft enchantment table language.
@@gaminggod1495 I read every thing
@@Pangea1430 damn bro
Accidentally cites ancient domonic ritual and summons corvus
Jacob Federici the true origin of corvus
Bold of you to assume it's an accident
Not to be that one guy but I think it's demonic, not 100 percent sure tho...
domonic
Jacob Federici ah yes. The rituals of Dominic. Brother of David and cousin of Damian, who welcomes you back to emkay to enjoy the festivities of R/whoosh
When he started muttering fast a portal to hell opened up and a demon named popo came out and just sits in my closet yelling harsh loud German at me
Bleiben Sie hydratisiert! Zögern Sie nicht, über Ihre Probleme zu sprechen! Du wirst geliebt! Selbstmord ist nicht die Antwort! Ich habe andere Pläne für Sie...
Nah that's not a demon. that's hans with his time machine... He's just trying to figure out what year it is and if you have food
@@thepissedoffwhitedude969 Hans. Hans get zze Flammenwerfer!
Imagine just going to the doctor
"uh hey i think that lump on my back has gotten worse. I think it might be cancer.."
Him " tousipotaati"
Patient "what?"
Him "honeskino hm ariana grande"
Patient "i think youre having a stroke"
Him: Brushes your face with a brush
Vroom vroom
3:29 That was hilarious😂
3:59 Vroom vroom
I laughed at both of these too much
I’m a Doctor but probably not the one you are expecting...Doctor Asmr
Sherlock Kenway ASMR’s the name, Doctor ASMR.
Me when i talk to my crush
Jordan Briggs A tier comment
Totally can relate
Exactly!
Tryna ask you gf out on a date or proposing to her
Jordan Briggs *talks to crush*
r/absolutelynotmeirl
“doc, is it cancer?”
“nemeshkundembe.”
“oh my god..”
Me: I broke my leg
Doctor: "uhfmm herm fnnnm buhchkuh pfflm"
00:10 “Numushkumnurma.” Rift, we need merch with this quote on it. Please make it happen
I feel like I’m watching a whispered episode of Pingu
ⁿᵒᵒᵗ ⁿᵒᵒᵗ
Bish yesss :-P
Actually there was a doctor in pingu
lolipopi8_gaming doc: (whisper) noot noot
Literally from the first word (or sounds i suppose) i felt like i was in a claymation film and it was the best feeling ever. took me back to the serenity of childhood. thank you
He’s speaking [REDACTED]
Most docs can’t write clearly, this one can’t speak clearly, but every prescription he writes is pure calligraphy.
The is a perfect example of how I hear things sometimes and ask someone to repeat it 4 times :D !
When he said
*vroom vroom*
I felt that
This doctor: exists
His patients: do not exist
His surviving patients: wait, where are they?
Correction: his patients used to exist
ER should make a video where Corvus cleans his mask, where since Corvus doesn't have his mask on he will sit behind the camera so all you can see is his hands, i'm curious to hear if the voice sounds different without the echo of the mask i think it would be really cool too.
Kaden yes!
Curious idea maybe a Halloween video?
Kaden then he faces the camera using CG to replace his face with an eldritch looking mess.
Yesss
He could use tweezers to remove all manner of perpexling horrors from the inside
Yeah I think you said it wrong. Its pronounced “Desflsaposudhelfp”
Garaskisus hujukiput? Ha
Что это
@@danabowring сука бьуат
Gamer du Québec tabarnac, ta yeule
@@danabowring ah bin criss un québécois
0:02 Everyone talking to the teacher when they’re in trouble
*_This doctor so advanced, he speaks cursive as well!_*
0:40 taps two blocks together "Condom Montana"
My gosh dude you have no right to make me laugh this hard at 2 AM
“These condom that can tell us”
😭😭💀💀
😂😂
"mahnamahna dodo dododo" 8 months later, you can't hide it from me 33:05
lmfao
he says it TWICE!!!
SCREAMS
LMFAO!
I knew I could find the comment again. Lol I love this
This is the forbidden language that we spoke as children when communicating with one another
I think what's so good about not understanding what he's saying is that your brain power isn't being used to hear language anymore that majority of it is being used to enjoy the tingles✨
Me when mom asks me who the hell I think I am when I breathe a little too aggressively
And me also sulking at like 3 am and internally redoing the argument but I this time I win even though I know I wouldn’t do it next time cause I’m a lil bitch that kind of wants to live a little longer
softie r u ok there bud?
😭
I'm gay and I love your username 🌻
Your 1 year old
Listen Doc, I have a blobgl on my stroprel and everytime I barglargl my shubeldap hurts. Can you help me?
Drink plenty of spaghetti-Os and try not to sleep anymore, should help
If it hurts when you barglargl then don't barglargle, that's just common sense really.
Fritz sorry i don’t speak Murloc
Is this channel a true tressure trove?????
You gotta put pressure where the shubeldap hurts and stretch the stroprel back and forth about 5 times. Do this 2 times a day until you are symptom free
No one:
My sims being burned alive:
If doctors spoke how they write, this is how I'd imagine they'd sound
When you're performing in front of the class and forget your lines.
Your mic could catch an atom flying by
Jenn 2 then it would be noisy af
Nevermind the thought BOOOOOGOOHSNEHEJJSNEJSIIWNQJ YWHWNWNOCOVKDBBSUWJ TJFKSOKWMWJDJFMFKIDISK
Accurate as I can
Close enough. You get a golden star.
Bookmulch Forthegame what about.. Explosion sound(s) around me
Drii_ft come on man that's too much noise for me to hear. If I could my eardrums would be destroyed
"How long do I have to live doc?"
*Mmhvissigifusm*
cries into hands
I read the title as “The _Unintelligent_ Doctor,” but realized my mistake as soon as he started talking lol 😆
This was a fantastic idea! I love the sounds of soothing voices as I fall asleep, but I get too distracted with hearing what’s being said to actually sleep. This was a great solution! 👍👍👍
I would consider changing your profile picture because it reminds me of something unpleasant that happened over 100 years ago
@@bunsirose6123 what?
@@Daniel2687XB NS
@@bunsirose6123 what about ns?
@@Daniel2687XB google it and think about germany
I know your probably won’t see this anymore.. but I’ve always wanted to comment and say that you have the “it” factor. You put so much passion into your content and you know just how to make your role plays hit the perfect mark on what makes them so intriguing to watch. Thank you for starting this channel so long ago.
Ok
him: dibipiammlmamahhvolgangamgk
Did need more likes
but 69 is nice
I had to say each word out loud to understand what in the world you said and I still don’t get all of it
Lol 3:26 when my man literally blinds himself for a second, then says “that tastes good.”
i love the unintelligible asmr since whenever he's talking it always makes me wanna respond and if i do (usually in my mind i think to myself responding) it just throws my mind through a loop of thinking of different things since i probably have adhd.
this is what i hear when someone’s telling me something important
bublygoddess It be like that sometimes
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Hwendys*
@@flyingfloorboard4097 this isn't Bob Ross with that liquid whhhhhhhhhite
Daniel Nevin dark white and light black
Underated
michael scott
Plot twist: He's speaking doctor handwriting
I honestly cannot say how many times i’ve used this one video to fall asleep
so amazing !
Let me become real as I say I read it as the "Unintelligent Doctor", which still would have sufficed for ASMR purposes.
No.
No. XD
No.
"Let me become real"....
What does that mean?
Don't worry about it.
0:56 "i weren't gonna tell what this is good"
3:59 vroom vroom
MEDIC!
DOCTOR!
My professional opinion? YOU ARE ALL SO UGLY!
OHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!
You know you've come to the right doctor when comes and shows you his random items in his bag
when he said "jus lak sum wa ham doo." I really could connect with that!