Junk Drawer ASMR
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- čas přidán 21. 07. 2024
- I reveal the secret mysteries and relaxing ASMR powers that lie deep within the depths of the fabled junk drawer!
00:00:00 Opening the Junk Drawer
00:01:02 Behold! The Junk Drawer!
00:02:49 Feel Its Power!
00:03:52 Container of Energy Containers
00:05:23 In Case of Emergency
00:07:22 Small Snack Freshness Saver
00:08:00 No Junk Drawer Should Be Without!
00:08:46 Screw This!
00:09:24 Not Just for Fixing Ducks
00:10:15 Assorted Colored Writing Implements
00:11:03 Large Snack Freshness Saver
00:12:12 It's Magic!
00:13:11 A Sacred Package
00:14:16 Truly Noteworthy
00:17:17 Container of Liquid Adhesive
00:18:07 Masterfully Organized
00:19:27 To Keep Tabs on the Authorities
00:20:49 The Box of Manuals
00:23:42 Protecting the Box of Manuals
00:25:00 My Favorite Game
00:26:00 Finding What You Need Couldn't Be Easier!
00:29:16 Concluding the Video
00:30:03 Closing the Junk Drawer
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I had this man as my real estate agent. Showing off the property took 4 days for each visitor. But everyone was very relaxed. 10 out of 5 stars.
I can already imagine the future video for this
@@nathannunes427 that would be cool if he could go through his whole house inside and outside without having to worry about getting doxxed.
Umm slay !
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Apparently i typed this in my sleep .w.
the junk drawer is my favorite thing about people. like we all have one, yet they all look different. humans just love to save things in a little box
Indeed, and recently I just got a old cabinet of sorts I can fill with my plentiful amounts of junk- I mean treasure, cause that’s what it truly is.
Nah it's just used treasure. That AA battery I used for me Wii remote will always have a spot in my man drawer
I would like to have one but my apartment literally has only two drawers and they’re in the kitchen so I have to wait for a house before I can officially have one
@@sworddemonboggle1491 my man what kind of coffin-sized apartment do you live in that only has two drawers? Where do you keep clothes???
@@SPARTAN_B-312 in the dressers we bought
the universal experience of a junk drawer has now been ASMR-ified, next up is the bag of bags
The bag of bags is a great idea LOL
am i the only one who has a spaghetti monster of old cables that you physically cannot fully seperate and organize?
My bag of bags is in my pantry wbu
@@bigbunn_same
@@bigbunn_ under the sink for me
it’s so satisfying when you’re looking for something and you decide to check the junk drawer and it’s there
This man can make ASMR out of anything.
If you think about it, anything can be asmr.
And also nothing!
@@AFarChant paradox asmr
Already proved it with pebble asmr
Yer a wizard Rift.
This man's house could be turned into a legit theme park.
And I would pay to go and watch asmr in person there
The ASMR house
Maybe museum of arkham?
A live ASMR experience that you tour like a haunted house but it’s all zen 💤
Good idea for a video
Who says junk must be limited to a drawer? EMBRACE THE JUNK, SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE YOU GO
Still, having a junk drawer is great
Does not compute. Must maintain cleanliness and organization. Burn the junk. Burn it.
Littering
Have a second house; that’s the junk “drawer”
My house is a junk drawer:)
Once you see his nose at the lower left corner, you cannot unsee it. Marvellous.
Oh yes, the fabled junk drawer. Both treacherous and intriguing. What mystical items can one find before the slide gets jammed?
Every single house MUST have a junk drawer, it's the law
My junk drawer has a designated section for about 50 mini yellow chick erasers that have been there for almost 10 years. Sometimes I put one in the ice maker in the fridge so that when someone tries to get some ice they get a chick eraser in their cup
ER just makes the best ASMR on the platform. Nobody else comes close.
It helps he does different things. Pretty much all the others use like the same four sounds/objects every video
I'd say few do.
@@PredatorH2O name them
Yeah, his are great, in my top three with Made in France and Zeitgeist.
I also like the guy who draws maps even though it's the same thing every video. I can't remember his name rn
Some might call this junk. Me, I call them treasures.
Cool Skyrim reference
You know what they say. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
@@elijahhill6602 @7 water😢 I'll❤❤ 10❤
SKYRIM
8:58 i love how he pulled a human bone then casually put it back to show us his screwdriver
"You do have a junk drawer, right?"
Yes, but it's on two shelves of a bookcase in my living room.
my grandpa has drawers just like this! it’s pilled with junk but he knows exactly where everything is. amazing
The fact that the drawer didn't just crap out and collapse onto the floor after being pulled that far out is nothing short of miraculous.
Ahhh, nothing like the smell of dust, menthol, and nickles
At this point I'm not even phased to learn that ER had a human tibia laying around in his junk drawer. I 100% believe it. Seems like business as usual.
Why do I agre
Yeah. Of course. If you have ONE human tibia? Toss that shit in a drawer. Now, if you have two or MORE tibias, you have to start thinking about having a PLACE to hold all your tibias. That's MUCH more concerning.
Kinda cool to know that everyone has a drawer filled with random things that don't really have a place
As an ace hardware employee, I appreciate you buying our brand of glue sticks lol
I was very confused wondering what being asexual had to do with it before I remembered that's a store.
How did I not notice the tibia until he picked it up? I guess it’s just such a necessity it didn’t even look out of place.
Mr. Rift I have been watching your videos since I was in like the 8th grade and I'm now 21 I just want to say thank you for helping me get to sleep every night I couldn't imagine not having your assistance and I appreciate that you are a master at your craft
started watching in 11th grade and am almost 21 now, and i feel the exact same way. have his stuff playing every night when i’m not w my gf
This video reminds me of the scene in To Kill A Mockingbird, where Jem shows Scout all of the things he found in their tree's knothole. The way he pulls items out and whispers about them to Scout reminds me of this video. Another great video, Uncle Rift.
A flashlight, batteries, Ducktape, Something to communicate and some improvise weapons, ready for the Horror/survival szenario. 💪😎👍
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Damnit you took what I was about to say. That's not junk, it's gonna be necessary before too long.
If you change three letters in the word Junk and add another four letters to it, you get the word Treasure. What a coincidence.
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I love that you still upload videos on a regular basis. You’ve been active and consistent for soo long. Thanks soo much rift
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I was half-expecting him to pull the drawer out too far, and it falls and loudly crashes to the ground.
A junk drawer is like the hidden lore of a person. And you have to 100% the game and then find 5 Easter eggs in order to obtain the junk drawer secret
Junk drawers are always so interesting, lots of hidden gems in there
Reminds me of when i was a kid and always curious about and snooping through my parents’ junk drawer to see if anything new magically spawned in there
Right!! I was just talking about that exact thing to a friend of mine yesterday! And today I find this❤
@@tonyamedsker213 glad i’m not the only one ❤️
Rift: "Maybe next time we'll explore what lies within this box"
Me:.......WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!! 😫
Lolll
The fact he keeps me so intrested.. just by moving to veryyyyyy slowwwwlyyyy open his junk drawer.. and then bro says "behold" WHY AM I SO INTO THIS
I love how pretty much everyone has one of these.
Im on a "vacation" from my junk drawer because someone put old candy in ours that somehow melted all over the bottom of the drawer and all of it's contents,don't ask me how there's not ants I have no clue, but I'm in a love/hate relationship with the thought of trying to clean it 🤣😭
Sheogorath!
I like how many of ER's videos have duration like 30:30 or 55:55 or 1:10:10 ect.
Holy shit i never realised
BRO
If you go to 55:55 or 1:10:10 i will show that the video was that long for some reason
And I like how he always says "just a moment" at least once in every video
got to love the randomness of all his videos
It's so random and- slightly unhinged but it makes sense in a way lol
I absolutely adore when you move incredibly slowly or do actions very slowly and carefully in videos, it relaxes AND satisfies my brain for reasons I don't even understand!!
I have literally never felt quite so "seen" in my entire life. Duck tape, bag clips, chalk markers 😆
I always love seeing more of your home. Obviously it's good not to show a bunch due to keeping privacy, but your late night kitchen talks, and this tour of the magnificent drawer of junk feels comfortable and like a second home in a way.
Ive never heard such a deep description of a bag full of batteries 😮😂
my grandma had a junk drawer, it was full of random stuff like tiny metal pieces that were probably used for doors or something, tools, toothpaste which surpisingly made the drawer smell like toothpaste, little angry bird toys.
up coming video: Application questionnaire to join the International League of Junk Drawer Enthusiast
"which junk item is most essential in a sacred junk drawer?"
a) a tibia of unknown origen
b) tissue package of the elder gods
c) a bag of soil from Margaret's garden
d) nothing
I am writing a fantasy novel and all I want is for it to be 10% as creative that ER is and I'd be so happy!
I swear, uncle rift never runs out of ideas
I have started to set aside 2 hours of my day at around noon for ERs random (almost daily) upload so I can take a fat nap and relax
Its not a junk drawer, it's a realm where everything one needs stays
I needed a "good now" today. Now I'm off into the endless void that is the abyss in the deep recesses of my mind. *tips fedora and unstraps my umbrella* "Good tomorrow, I hope."
after watching his recent videos I believe this man has stopped taking his meds.
And I love it, stay of the meds .
Being in college a long ways from home, this video is really calming and relaxing to me. Becuase for whatever reason it reminds me of my junk drawer back home. Thank you uncle E
Easily one of my favorites. The voice tone on this one is just perfect. I also must said that i feel this so relatable hahahahahaha
I love the Constantcy and variety he does to help us sleep and be entertained. Thank you Ephemeral form the bottom of our hearts
Honestly, that flashlight had some excellent sounds.
Your video contains much more creative content than average ASMRer, more interesting than just trigger sound. Great effort.
I want to say thank you, ER. I was having a panic attack yesterday due to a depression low. I needed to go to sleep but I couldn't stop crying or calm down. I played this video and after a while it helped me calm down enough to fall asleep. Something about the slow and calm rambling, I guess. Genuinely, thank you!
maaaaan, that´s awesome!! thanks x1000!!!
Thanks for the epic video of you exploring your junk Mr.Rift!
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Me in Skyrim/Fallout/Dishonored trying to be sneaky while I steal everything like the little gremlin I am
When you're trying to make a tuna wrap at 3am but accidentally open the wrong drawer and get carried away.
Maybe it’s because it’s 3am, but I think this video just showed me a whole new way of looking at life. 😂
I have my very own junk nightstand beside my couch here’s what’s in the top drawer.. 10 pocket knives, a few rocks, isopropyl alcohol,Advil, 10 bucks, a wallet I don’t use, wii remote, farro rod, flashlight-carabiner, drivers handbook, rope, old batteries, tape measure, sharpies, wire snips, used gift cards, flashlight, micro usb cables, a sewing needle, receipts, leather strop, floss, small screwdriver, long Robertson extension… and then in my bedroom I have a 2 piece mastercraft tool bin filled with… tools and more junk 😂.
Knew immediately I had to watch. Junk drawers are primo ASMR 😍
I thought it said juice drawer.
Now I really want to see ASMR of a drawer filled with different kinds of juice.
I’m moving into a new apartment soon and am looking forward to building up as magnificent of a junk drawer as yours. Excellent sounds, ER!
This makes me feel a lot better about my desk junk drawer- XD
Never thought I'd feel relaxation from a junk drawer 😴
I love how ER finds allure in the most basic, mundane things
bro has the best house, everything in it is a part of a biggest asmr of all time. im waiting for full house asmr
i really enjoyed this one, something about it is very anticipatory and adventurous
this guy is almost 50 times more interesting and unique than everyone ive seen
He really is just so cool lmao
Hey ER I just want to say, please use some electrical tape and cover both ends of each loose battery in that bag. It's kinda tedious to do, but loose batteries like that are a common cause of house fires and I don't want that to happen to you buddy
haha what!?! excuse me while I go tape my batteries now I guess!?!
A staple of every home
Love this video! 😂 my organizing ocd is a little upset you didn't put the like things with like, but I suppose that's the charm of a junk drawer
I’m about to watch this and I already know this gon be a banger.
Already sounds tingly!
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE POST-IT-NOTES FOR DAYS
I think this shows you can make asmr out of anything to be as original as possible
Ah good, I was starting to think it was weird that my family had a junk drawer. Seeing this drawer with the batteries, the empty package, the index cards, screwdrivers, etc. makes me realize it's completely natural!
I love the junk drawer your voice is so relxaxing
A tibia in the junk drawer! 😅 I didn't even see it until he took it out! 😂
That's the nicest, and tidiest junk drawer I've ever seen.
Everyone talking about the drawer, but not it’s contents, a full bone appearing to be of human nature, then after that, he pull out a screw driver and makes a stabbing motion while uncomfortably saying “for.. screwing”. This is why I love ephemeral rift, little details and attempts to make you uncomfortable.
This is actually relaxing.
Give the empty pen package lore
i’d like to believe that this is somehow cannon and also very important to the eru lore.
This looks like one of those old I Spy games I used to play on the computer when I was like, seven, where once you found something it would change to indicate that you found it.
I love a good game of Touch Me
I can smell the drawer.
You all know that smell.
That plasticy cardboardy but refreshing smell of every junk drawer.
I haven’t watched an asmr video in a while, decided to pay our favorite a visit. After coming back I immediately thought Owen Wilson was voicing this video.
Wow
Rift being a lefty like me just made my day 😮💨
been waiting for this one
ASMR is in his blood I tell ya. He was born for it.
Looks good!
My house is laid out weird so I didn't have a junk drawer. Fixed that by buying a nice looking box and sticking it on the shelf of a corner unit I bought. Junk box that looks kinda classy. Anything that doesn't fit gets tossed on a shelf in the linen closet, lol.
Experimental ASMR is the best. Nothing can compare.
Oddly mesmerizing-never change Rift, never change!
This is a work of art
Junk drawers have a strange power where even though it’s a mess, you still know where everything is
God of storytelling ❤
Happy world sleep day Rift! My pooch and I will watch some of your videos while we celebrate
25:18 that ls exactly what the stranger in the van told me. 😂
I too have a device to keep tabs on authorities in my junk drawer