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  • @jettythesunfish
    @jettythesunfish Před rokem +610

    "The Bible is smarter than mankind!"
    Bible: Bats are birds.

    • @zoggdawg8141
      @zoggdawg8141 Před rokem +107

      Bible: talking animals.

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 Před rokem +24

      🤣

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 Před rokem +89

      @@Danny451 Smallest seed is mustard

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Před rokem +104

      Bible: God created light before stars
      Me: wait a minute 🤔

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 Před rokem +86

      There were plants before the sun

  • @TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn

    There's no hate like Christian love.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Před rokem +43

      Their god so full of love and that's why they love 'hate' so much

    • @az8theist977
      @az8theist977 Před rokem +22

      That's my new bumper sticker. Well done!

    • @revwillyg6450
      @revwillyg6450 Před rokem

      He loves you, so love him back, or he'll burn you in a fire forever. Makes sense, right?😂

    • @TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn
      @TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn Před rokem +2

      ​@@acefighter682 I don't remember saying these things. If I may ask, why do you feel this way?

    • @polarfroge
      @polarfroge Před rokem +2

      Or.....is there no love like christian hate?
      Semantics, eh?

  • @jayreynolds7069
    @jayreynolds7069 Před rokem +705

    John is a perfect representative of Christianity

    • @Brammy007a
      @Brammy007a Před rokem +88

      yea.... absolutely pathetic

    • @dannyspitzer1267
      @dannyspitzer1267 Před rokem +85

      Yup. Pure delusion

    • @claudiasolomon1123
      @claudiasolomon1123 Před rokem +10

      @@dannyspitzer1267 oooo I remember you. You are one of our most famous trolls. So how has your trolling been going today🤔??

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +11

      @@claudiasolomon1123 Don't you mean MCD? @Danny Spitzer is cool.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature You have a pair of nuts on your chin whether you believe it or not, _preacher._

  • @marcimarce1207
    @marcimarce1207 Před rokem +322

    It's scary how many people live in a delusional fantasy world.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před rokem +29

      What's worse, they insist that you live in that delusional fantasy world, too.

    • @francmittelo6731
      @francmittelo6731 Před rokem

      They are not delusional. If Christians are delusional, then so is everybody else, because not everything we believe can be proven with 100% certainty. Believing in a lie does not make one delusional.

    • @latetodagame1892
      @latetodagame1892 Před rokem

      I'm living the dream!

    • @makdrumz
      @makdrumz Před rokem +5

      Yeah I know…I used to be one of those ☹️ knowledge and scientific research actually opens your eyes and leads you to logic…and is also a creative and fun process!

    • @itsaboutthattime4425
      @itsaboutthattime4425 Před rokem +5

      @@dx1450 and then they hate you when you decide you don’t want to join them.

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 Před rokem +231

    This is your brain on religion.

  • @dannyspitzer1267
    @dannyspitzer1267 Před rokem +368

    Like all theists, John's brain has been deep fried in a giant vat of religious grease. Extra crispy.

    • @Jabbatic
      @Jabbatic Před rokem +24

      Don't forget the side order of char-broiled DERP!

    • @dawkinrich2051
      @dawkinrich2051 Před rokem +1

      You were duped with atheist sophistry. Extra bigotry.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +17

      Man, that grease has to be incredibly nasty by now. It's the same grease since the first mistake of Genesis 1.

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 Před rokem +27

      @@dawkinrich2051 bro u asked for evidence for atheism, I think u need to worry more about who’s duping who lmao

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před rokem +1

      @@dawkinrich2051 👈 truthimus maximus, Essene J_w, Rechard Dorkins, Reality Check, Randy Minor, Master, Festus Rebooted, Magical Chemical Daddy, God, Dilly Junior Lacks Belief, Rev. Fester's Fly Swatter, John Wayne's Boots were atheists, Clyde Barrow, dawkin rich, Dawkins, Vlad Putin, Richard Eubank, Jim Jones, Rev Rufus Thudbuckle, Joe Daddy, Joe Momma, Jomomma, Joe FoneBone, Fester B Thuggin, Festus is Bestus, Lester Bestertester, Reverend Festus, Tom Hammer, Thug Life, God's Thug, God's SOLDIER, Truth Bomb, Atheism K*lls (#1), Atheism K*lls (#2), Atheism K*lls (#3), Rev Fester BesterTester, Ham Bone, Hambone, Rev. Cletus Thudbuckle, Joe Crank, Rev. Bubba Flavel, Recl usiarch, Jim Slim, TrustInJesus111, Dan Cox, Daniel Cox, Senator Cox’s Son, Our Secret Lord, Atheism Exposed, Jack Valance, The master- bay-ting, Admiral Buckley’s Son, JESUS CHRIST!

  • @suburban-vampire
    @suburban-vampire Před rokem +68

    "HEY MAN! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT!"

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 Před rokem +6

      🤣

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 Před rokem +9

      That would make a great T-Shirt

    • @suburban-vampire
      @suburban-vampire Před rokem +2

      @@canbest7668 I think I may legit try to make these. I have OK graphics skill and think I can manage all caps 😎

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 Před rokem +2

      @@suburban-vampire I will buy one!

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +1

      Someone in another channel, when asked why they always use all-caps, replied "That's the only way that I know of, to make my posts stand out"
      Lol.

  • @TheAntiburglar
    @TheAntiburglar Před rokem +506

    This is not only sad, it's infuriating. The absolute smug condescension dripping from this caller's words is beyond insulting, and that's not even touching the spectacularly awful arguments made.

    • @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump
      @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump Před rokem +4

      🔊ATHEISM IN 2022? REALLY!!!!! 💣💣💣😂😂

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před rokem +70

      @@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump 👈 obvious troll is obvious AF!

    • @johnd.shultz7423
      @johnd.shultz7423 Před rokem +3

      smug condescention IS the meat and taters of the x-tian religion....

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před rokem +30

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +24

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Religion is a smile on a dog.

  • @Ozone280
    @Ozone280 Před rokem +174

    Imagine being one of Darmer's victims in heaven and finding out he's just moved in next door!

    • @MrKit9
      @MrKit9 Před rokem +3

      Nobody in Heaven will move in next door to Dahmer.

    • @petem.3719
      @petem.3719 Před rokem

      Heaven and Christianity suffer from the same fundamental problem. Too many Christians. Dahmer would be no worse than anyone else there.
      I'd just as soon go to hell than spend eternity with a bunch of damn Christians.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Před rokem +18

      @@MrKit9 since heaven is imaginary thats true.

    • @thenaturalmidsouth9536
      @thenaturalmidsouth9536 Před rokem

      Imagine being one of his victims in hell and knowing the guy who raped, murdered and then ATE you is spending eternity in paradise.

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 Před rokem

      Well, considering a lot of them were gay they wouldn’t, which is an even bigger fuck you in my opinion.

  • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers

    I find, in my limited experience, whenever a theist has nowhere to go in an argument, it often ends with, “You’re going to hell”.

  • @PapaDon46
    @PapaDon46 Před rokem +222

    Sometimes I feel sad because I'm not as smart as I would like to be. Then someone like John from CA calls and I feel like Aristotle. 🧑‍🎓

    • @porch.honky.420
      @porch.honky.420 Před rokem +1

      Same here.

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify Před rokem +6

      Even though he was a bright guy, Aristotle was wrong about almost everything. Don't worry, John feels like he is smart enough for the both of you.

    • @Refertech101
      @Refertech101 Před rokem +11

      @@rembrandt972ify But Aristotle had the lagit excuse of true ignorance, now days John does not!

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify Před rokem +2

      @@Refertech101 You can always find an excuse. 🤪

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 Před rokem

      Aristotle was kind of an idiot, though.

  • @alkristopher
    @alkristopher Před rokem +141

    I love how this guy COMPLETELY deflates after one single question made from a calm, rational mind. Basically dude hit a wall and staggered back in a daze.

    • @hakureikura9052
      @hakureikura9052 Před rokem +2

      What!? Timestamp it for us man. This is 17 min. long...

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine Před rokem +6

      @@hakureikura9052 It's the first question asked 1:18. John can't be honest so just rambles on incoherently.

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine Před rokem +5

      Oh, there's more to pick from! 6:10 as well

    • @hakureikura9052
      @hakureikura9052 Před rokem +4

      @@marasmusine nice 👍 when videos go more than 10 minutes, people's attention span usually already gone. We then need time stamps for that so people can go to the meat of the matter, rather than listen to theists incoherent rambling, which is painful to the ears. Especially when they say so much only to mean nothing at all.

    • @scottfulton267
      @scottfulton267 Před rokem +5

      He finally stops dancing around the question and answers around 8:20

  • @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen
    @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen Před rokem +84

    Apparently when god washes away our sins, several IQ points get washed away too.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem +4

      That's a good one. 😂

    • @chiricahuaapache5132
      @chiricahuaapache5132 Před rokem +4

      More like 30 in John's case, from 85 to 55.

    • @mikesmith1181
      @mikesmith1181 Před rokem

      @@chiricahuaapache5132 and I think 75 is the cutoff for being retarded. John started off pretty low...

    • @ericdellinger6260
      @ericdellinger6260 Před rokem +3

      You are correct! When our sins are washed away, it's standard to take the right 2 digits off of your IQ. Apparently with this caller, his IQ was only double digits to start with...

  • @chickenpants
    @chickenpants Před rokem +253

    This is really sad. He's heard some apologists spout their nonsense. He tried to stick to a script and very reluctantly answered direct questions. He has so many christian thought stoppers going around his head. It's really sad. I hope that he finds his way out.

    • @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump
      @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump Před rokem +1

      🔊🔊🔊TIME TO DROP TRUTHBOMBS ON ATHEISM!!!!!!!! TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN🔊🔊💣💣🧨🧨🥳

    • @mchevre
      @mchevre Před rokem +20

      @@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump lmao please be a poe

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před rokem +27

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Hello, fellow primate.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +26

      @@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump Bad week for Orange Cheesus.

  • @khill8645
    @khill8645 Před rokem +93

    'Jeffrey Dahmer can be forgiven for his youthful transgressions' was not the direction I expected this to take...

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Před rokem +11

      If they're honest...it always leads this way. Otherwise they stutter and stammer

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 Před rokem +3

      Would that mean if his transgressions were later on life then he couldnt be forgiven?

    • @khill8645
      @khill8645 Před rokem +10

      @@Julian0101 Pretty sure, given the smoothbrain theology of the caller, that it means he'd have to ask for forgiveness again (or that he'd have to ask for forgiveness _and mean it_ since apparently True Christians™ don't sin)

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +18

      @Stoned Nihilist Actually, by Xtian dogma, Dahmer's in heaven, and his victims most likely are in hell.

    • @Ironraven001
      @Ironraven001 Před rokem +12

      It's exactly where I thought this would go. Of course they love the cannibal. Have you ever been to a church? Blood of Christ? Lol

  • @jasons8479
    @jasons8479 Před rokem +70

    John's mind must be what hell is like. That poor guy is obviously living in perpetual torment in this life.

    • @bswantner2
      @bswantner2 Před rokem +1

      Grew up with fundie parents. Cowards, mentally. They hide reality inside the littlest Russian doll. Shouldn't have made me literate by three AND been fans of the founding fathers. Thomas Paine's 'Age of Reason' was a quick read at 15. Leaving behind any semblance of belief was an even quicker decision.

  • @Sydney_With_A_Why
    @Sydney_With_A_Why Před rokem +98

    An inanimate object probably is smarter than John.

    • @boarder6246
      @boarder6246 Před rokem +21

      I’ve had more intelligent conversations with a furby

    • @cubonefan3
      @cubonefan3 Před rokem +3

      Don’t insult the callers intelligence, please

    • @willdwyer6782
      @willdwyer6782 Před rokem +8

      @@cubonefan3 it isn't an insult if it's the truth.

    • @Sydney_With_A_Why
      @Sydney_With_A_Why Před rokem +2

      @@cubonefan3 I'm not insulting, I'm agreeing.

    • @duncanbryson1167
      @duncanbryson1167 Před rokem

      Rocks rock 😉

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer Před rokem +50

    and still ZERO evidence for some magical invisible sky daddy

    • @Jabbatic
      @Jabbatic Před rokem +1

      You've got to give the believers some credit for all the hard work they put in asserting its 'power', 'agency' and 'existence'. Such a shame that, in thousands of years, every one of them has produced zero, zilch, nada, nil, none, nought, zip, nul, ኒል, Զրո, শূন্য, ʻAʻole, אֶפֶס, शून्य, Nulla, Ekkert, ноль, leai, शून्यम्, nol, nialas, Нула, neoni... and all the other ways in too many languages you can write 'not a damn thing!' regarding evidence of their brand of sky daddy. But they all do suffer from a severe case of bloviation, with complications caused by an excess of purest bullshit, the poor deluded things! 🤣🤣

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Před rokem +4

      I'd be willing to fake believe a sky daddy. That sounds hot 😂

    • @dawkinrich2051
      @dawkinrich2051 Před rokem

      and still ZERO evidence a concoction of chemicals came from the OBLIVION and made everything.

    • @Columbiastargazer
      @Columbiastargazer Před rokem +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature nope, you poorly educated child

    • @jquest99
      @jquest99 Před rokem +6

      @@Columbiastargazer He was going on and on about how heartbroken he was that Matt had left and he was going to stop trolling this channel.
      But because he's a theist, his morality is based on an imaginary god creature, so he is OK with outright lying.

  • @queezle4277
    @queezle4277 Před rokem +9

    Calls like this are frustrating but are so good at holding a mirror up to questioning and more logical Christians. Really shows them how ridiculous their religion is

  • @jayv9779
    @jayv9779 Před rokem +43

    You know when they pull out the "bible is perfect" they have abandoned reason.

  • @averagebear5889
    @averagebear5889 Před rokem +120

    A true christian will sooner or later resort to threats when their arguments turn to shit.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem +9

      Unfortunately.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 Před rokem +10

      @@Sinless_Stone_Caster fortunately. That’s slowly but steadily turning normies away from their bizarre and hateful dogma

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem +5

      @@a.g.m8790 Good.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 Před rokem +5

      @@Sinless_Stone_Caster hell yea. I’m so glad they can’t help themselves

    • @jacksonrajman9006
      @jacksonrajman9006 Před rokem

      That's not a true Christian, that's an idiot!
      Oh wait they're the same thing, my bad!

  • @simonkoster
    @simonkoster Před rokem +30

    When arguments fail there's always the threats ...

  • @johnosullivan675
    @johnosullivan675 Před rokem +6

    Being stuck in the same afterlife as John - CA for eternity sounds like hell to me.

  • @SNORKYMEDIA
    @SNORKYMEDIA Před rokem +15

    the judges are all holding up "9"s for johns mental gymnastics performance

  • @dirkmolen9392
    @dirkmolen9392 Před rokem +17

    The fact that John takes FOREVER to answer a simple yes/no question is really telling...

  • @simonbelmont5801
    @simonbelmont5801 Před rokem +19

    Frightened caller couldn't answer any simple questions. Poor guy.

  • @acfkelly6291
    @acfkelly6291 Před rokem +33

    We all knew the answer. They tell CHILDREN they're banned for hell. After the child watches the church forgive their abusers

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Před rokem +10

      Or watches their abusers be the ones giving other people forgiveness.

  • @bryanblalack4340
    @bryanblalack4340 Před rokem +7

    Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

  • @TheRaven_200
    @TheRaven_200 Před rokem +7

    This caller didn’t come to engage, he came to preach. He doesn’t care about facts or his poor logic, he only wanted to proselytize.

  • @AzathothTheTrueGod
    @AzathothTheTrueGod Před rokem +13

    He’s in a blind panic to not answer a simple question and just wants to repeat his script he knows is nonsense.

    • @feedingravens
      @feedingravens Před rokem +1

      Do not be so harsh - he does not know that this is nonsense. In his bubble that alll makes total sense, and after this onslaught of reality he will flee back into his bubble and forget all this.
      These people have been conditioned to not perceive certain things. When you have this strategy to set out your perception, you can live a happy and easy life in peace.
      Just as people here in Germany learned not to perceive certain things, to not look in certain directions, where jewish shops were taken over by christians and jewish families moved away or disappeared suddenly.
      Great effort was made by the regime to maintain normality, to keep people distracted. You could live a normal, harmless life, never seeing anything bad. They maintained that largely even throughout the war. Moves like "Die Feurzangenbowle"; "Münchhausen", "Große Freiheit Nr. 7" were produced far into the war, and are totally unpolitical, absolutely harmless, you can watch them with fun and do not need to have a bad conscience.
      That is the application of the same principle as that what christianity does.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem

      When John laughed around 2:23, I thought he was about to have a mental breakdown. 😂

    • @AzathothTheTrueGod
      @AzathothTheTrueGod Před rokem

      ⁠@@feedingravens I understand 110%. Not to seem condescending but I was a devout Baptist who went to a far right evangelical baptist school. I was this guy for most of my teen years.
      Then the pendulum swing a little to far in the other direction and had that prideful feeling of nonbelievers after I felt like I “escaped” something and everyone around me needed me to tell them that!
      Now I’m completely comfortable saying I don’t know if there’s a deity/creator behind all this chaos. I say I don’t believe YET but this is the forum for it I think.
      So yea, I shouldn’t be so harsh. Maybe it’s because I see some of myself in some of these guys!
      However all that said, in order to have a productive, mature, honest conversation you need to contribute to it. He’s learning how but he’s got too many scripts to go through that revolve around his personal/emotional needs.
      Which as you said is ingrained.

  • @richardreese2257
    @richardreese2257 Před rokem +17

    THere's no point in even talking to people this deeply messed up

    • @jszlauko
      @jszlauko Před rokem +2

      Yes, it's what brainwashing creates!

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem +1

      So deeply messed up that it's up their a** and around the corner. 😆

    • @2msystems740
      @2msystems740 Před rokem +3

      Agree. But it can be funny if you ignore the tragedy though.

  • @jtdavis62
    @jtdavis62 Před rokem +14

    What kind of monster would throw its creations into "hell"? It's a stupid concept only believed by stupid people.

  • @Leszek.Rzepecki
    @Leszek.Rzepecki Před rokem +40

    John of CA is the sort of arrogant Christian who confirms me in my belief that giving up Christianity like an alcoholic gives up booze is the best decision I ever made. Not that that I was ever a religious addict like John of CA. He's a sad case, and would make a bad neighbour, lousy friend and absolutely horrible spouse.

  • @ari1234a
    @ari1234a Před rokem +33

    If sin, as I have been told, breaks the laws of the gods, then as an atheist I cannot break them.
    Atheists cannot be sinners, sinners are people who believe in that particular god and the laws they believe in.
    These "laws" only apply to those who live in the country/religion/god governed by these laws.

  • @claudiasolomon1123
    @claudiasolomon1123 Před rokem +61

    John's brain has been thoroughly washed & conditioned.

  • @I-AM-IS
    @I-AM-IS Před rokem +31

    John is right, the bible is definitely smarter than him.

  • @majuli8420
    @majuli8420 Před rokem +14

    John didn't suffer the ravages of intelligence.

  • @MasamiPhoenix
    @MasamiPhoenix Před rokem +8

    I always find it funny when they're asked a straight yes/no question and they refuse to answer it, because it makes them look bad.

  • @eileenmiller9914
    @eileenmiller9914 Před rokem +42

    John's beliefs are disgusting! He basically called to preach.Who would want to be in heaven, even it were real?

    • @luvyatubers
      @luvyatubers Před rokem +3

      If there is a heaven I don't believe God is there. He put his mistakes on planet Earth and abandoned us. And if he did attempt to help by sending jeebus, Earthlings were unkind. Which makes even more reason to fly far away and disappear from us forever. There is only helll and we are all going there

    • @AnnaP-uh3mc
      @AnnaP-uh3mc Před rokem +3

      Right! I do not want to be in heaven with John and Jeffrey Dahlmer thanks

  • @_Omega_Weapon
    @_Omega_Weapon Před rokem +51

    A perfect (maximized in every conceivable way) being would be free of wants, needs and desires. It would be perfectly content. It would have no need to create anything at all much less DEMAND it's creations to glorify it for eternity or torture them eternally for not believing it exists.

    • @cheftr1
      @cheftr1 Před rokem +8

      I would argue that perfection is incapable of creation, because any creation would necessarily lower the quality of existence.

    • @LuminesBreezer--
      @LuminesBreezer-- Před rokem +15

      And what believers don't, and never will understand, is how much this counters the claim of 'free will'. If you were brought here with two choices to either worship whichever god you devote your life to, or suffer for eternity, what is free will?

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Před rokem +3

      @@cheftr1 I'd more so argue perfection is incapable of creating imperfection

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Před rokem +2

      @@wyett123 unless they did it on purpose, but that's a whole new bag of worms.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Před rokem +2

      @@denverarnold6210 😂 that just takes us back to why would a perfect being want to create anything

  • @1414141x
    @1414141x Před rokem +186

    I live in the UK and I can honestly say I have not met any of my countrymen spew out this kind of crap ! Yes, we have Christians of various shapes and taste but you just don't get this weird stuff. I am 66 years of age and I have never heard anyone speak this kind of garbage. I listen to quite a few American atheist programmes because I find some of the callers are so delusional is quite entertaining.

    • @ministryofarguments3525
      @ministryofarguments3525 Před rokem +1

      In the US religions are not governed by the state and are allowed to adversely influence the society from a independent position of power. The fact that religions have managed to infiltrate their way into politics all the way to the top and corrupt the society through and through is a major reason for the religious weirdness that comes out of the US.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem

      Yes, the seppos here are full-on muppets, science help me.

    • @alangriffiths2100
      @alangriffiths2100 Před rokem +14

      I also live in theUK but I have met some one who spewed out this crap, he was a jobo (Jehovah witness in case any one doesn’t know). He told me that he had total proof of the existence of a god, and then showed me a passage from the watch tower. My favourite American evangelist is Kenneth Copeland. Please send him over to us so that he can blow away our political problems.

    • @MPM6785ChitChat
      @MPM6785ChitChat Před rokem +7

      It's Genetic 😃
      The initial wave of invited Immigrants - 185O's then second 1900 to America were people who were mostly victims of persecution - religious mainly. Mix of :-
      Puritan, Anglican, Quaker,
      Calvinist, Lutheran religions plus
      Jews, Politicos etc .

    • @rectorsquid
      @rectorsquid Před rokem +3

      It sounds like you are just insulting other people, based on the country they live in, to make yourself feel superior. People where I live don't do that sort of thing.

  • @bct8881
    @bct8881 Před rokem +31

    Hell can't be any worse than the place John's mind is in.
    I'll risk it.

  • @archersomers
    @archersomers Před rokem +73

    Perfect example
    ." Religion makes otherwise normal people do and say wicked and disgusting things,"

    • @1414141x
      @1414141x Před rokem

      Thankfully we no longer live in a world where you can get murdered for not believing in a god. Unless you live in a fanatical muslim country of course.

    • @petem.3719
      @petem.3719 Před rokem +8

      "Good people do good things. Bad people do bad things. For a good person to do bad things...that takes religion".

  • @woody4269
    @woody4269 Před rokem +85

    Love how Kenneth deals with theists. Truth and humour. Always gets me smiling. 🍻✌️

    • @1414141x
      @1414141x Před rokem +1

      Kenneths tactics - deflection and denial with the occasional straw man thrown in.

    • @woody4269
      @woody4269 Před rokem

      @@1414141x yep. Truth and humour woody.

  • @Gwaithmir
    @Gwaithmir Před rokem +3

    I love the way Christians evade and dance around a question when they're cornered.

  • @carlmalone4011
    @carlmalone4011 Před rokem +24

    "Just answer the fucking question" ! Dave rocks.

    • @ksiistoyiiwa
      @ksiistoyiiwa Před rokem +1

      I love how John tried to use the "I'm the one who called in - I get to ask the questions" gambit.

  • @j3pelfrey
    @j3pelfrey Před rokem +17

    John when you won't answer a direct question you appear dishonest and weak. If the almighty creator of this universe is backing you up, you would think you might be a little braver.

  • @AMGPilot
    @AMGPilot Před rokem +10

    Hopefully one day religion will be banished and humanity can learn to live in peace and harmony as one on this planet.

    • @jacksimpson-rogers1069
      @jacksimpson-rogers1069 Před 2 měsíci

      There are non-theist religions. Cricket has a phrase for bad behaviour. "It's not cricket". Religion is a word that people associate with being Good. I object to cluttering it up with belief in a God.

  • @lorraineclark4413
    @lorraineclark4413 Před rokem +24

    Three strikes and you're OUT! If somebody dodged my question more than twice, I'd kick their butt to the curb.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem

      I like your attitude.

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f Před rokem +1

      Happens all the time. They get cornered with logic and won't answer because they know how it makes their religion look. Is slavery moral usually does it.

  • @thomasflanagan505
    @thomasflanagan505 Před rokem +11

    If you have to bend over backwards so far that your spine snaps, to justify inconsistencies; then your book probably isn't inerrant

  • @AussieNaturalist
    @AussieNaturalist Před rokem +11

    Seems to be another alumni from the university of Dunning-Kruger.

    • @jquest99
      @jquest99 Před rokem +1

      It's a good thing they stopped him from going on with his "science". Now THAT would be Dunning-Kruger at its finest!🤣

  • @LuminesBreezer--
    @LuminesBreezer-- Před rokem +40

    Lol 'dancin' with Jesus in Heaven.' classic one, Dave. 💙

  • @alangriffiths2100
    @alangriffiths2100 Před rokem +16

    Where did the sinners go before the church invented hell?

    • @boarder6246
      @boarder6246 Před rokem +4

      If I’m not wrong, we all went to candyland, and that is where the holy boardgame came from.

    • @dannyboyakadandaman504furl9
      @dannyboyakadandaman504furl9 Před rokem +1

      Sheol

    • @ministryofarguments3525
      @ministryofarguments3525 Před rokem +6

      Before Christianity or the Hebrew religion Hell was the place that everyone went to after dying, heaven was reserved exclusively for the gods alone. It wasn't until Zoroastrianism came on the scene that ordinary people were then allowed to go to heaven and Hell was reserved for the evil people. So Judaism, Christianity and Islam have all been influenced by the earlier monotheistic religion of Zoroastrianism whether they like it or not.

  • @deanmoncaster
    @deanmoncaster Před rokem +7

    "here's some conjecture based on a random human written book, you need to protect yourself from it!"

  • @asagoldsmith3328
    @asagoldsmith3328 Před rokem +17

    Why should I fear a fictional dictator

    • @Angelum_Band
      @Angelum_Band Před rokem

      The christian conquerors during the crusades and the conquest of Indigenous America murdered millions of people. The god in the name of which they kill was and is fake but the murders were real.
      Not saying to have fear but to keep a good eye on the fictional god followers.

  • @debbieburton938
    @debbieburton938 Před rokem +5

    I am astonished at how they can never answer a simple question

  • @PramodKumar-gy8lb
    @PramodKumar-gy8lb Před rokem +12

    Einstein : Imagination is more important than knowledge.
    John the caller : Let me take that to a whole new level.

    • @feedingravens
      @feedingravens Před rokem +5

      John has ZERO own imagination. He believes what he is told is The Truth by the self-proclaimed mouthpieces of God on earth.
      He has no choice, he was persuaded that he will go to hell when he doubts anything, and he believes the word of God (spread through the mouthpieces) is perfect and true and so cannot be changed. He is not allowed to ponder over it, and was told that God's wisdom is beyond the human understanding.
      So it makes no sense to think about the teachings and think that you found flaws. Per definition there are none, you are just too dumb to know.
      The true wisdom is to understand you do not have to understand, you are just right like the Bible is right. And never doubt that. Then you can look down upon all others that say "That is full of blatantly obvious contradictions, I cannot understand that".
      Not thinking as virtue.

      Einstein's imagination was to think outside of the normal paths, that also means you know the path and when you go beyond, That you take on other viewpoints, other angles.
      John has one path he goes with Bible goggles, and he does not even know that there is anything else than that path. He is a two-dimensional being living on the surface of his christian bubble - the surface is endless, but the area of the surface is tiny. But unless you go into the third dimension and look at the surface of the bubble you live on from the outside, you will never see the limitations - and that there is much more to be discovered.
      But as two-dimensional being he has no ability to grasp this idea of a third dimension. He is happy with the two he knows.
      Hmm - I like that description, I think I will use it more often.

    • @edrick106
      @edrick106 Před rokem +4

      Imagination requires thinking by yourself , which John is clearly not capable of doing

  • @redmed10
    @redmed10 Před rokem +33

    Took a bit of time but John did eventually answer the question.

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 Před rokem +2

      8 whole minutes to answer a single yes or no question. Incredible

    • @scottfulton267
      @scottfulton267 Před rokem +1

      It was very hard for him to admit it. All those 8 minutes, he was trying to prime Dave and Ken for his despicable "yes" answer.

  • @Gdwmartin
    @Gdwmartin Před rokem +16

    I admire your patience guys. These theists that call into the show are maddening on times

  • @tshepokgwele1789
    @tshepokgwele1789 Před rokem +11

    Lol, wow, when you trapped them with a yes or no they squirm like snails on a hot stone covered in salt.

  • @laurajarrell6187
    @laurajarrell6187 Před rokem +19

    John should ask himself a lot of questions. First I wonder if John ever read the bible. He's just listened to others. Like many, he hasn't a clue how the thing even came together! 🌊💙💙💙🌊🥰✌

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 Před rokem +8

    Finally, people are doing the Dahmer hammer. I've been posing the question for years.

  • @michaelburgess6004
    @michaelburgess6004 Před rokem +14

    The issue with hell is that there is literally no possible way to deserve to go there forever. Some people may deserve punishment, but eternal torture is the ultimate unfairness no matter what you've done. Even people like Hitler and Genghis Kahn don't deserve *eternal suffering.* Imagine being tortured so long you could watch the entire life cycle of the universe birthing and being destroyed by the hands of time trillions of times and still not being any closer to salvation than when you started. Why not just obliterate the souls of the damned? That would be more reasonable than the concept of hell is.

    • @michaelburgess6004
      @michaelburgess6004 Před rokem +2

      @@ookeekthelibrarian What? I dont understand.

    • @drsatan9617
      @drsatan9617 Před rokem +3

      @@michaelburgess6004 its British slang and an insult

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +2

      There's a school of thought that after enough time had passed, the tortures of hell would become "meh" once the mind has snapped. A person could retreat into that mind, and live there, maybe playing back their past life, or imagining a new one. Someone in heaven wouldn't have this option, they'd spend every minute of every day and night, waiting on god, as prophesied in Rev.
      Of course, all of this is just a load of dingoes kidneys anyway.

    • @michaelburgess6004
      @michaelburgess6004 Před rokem +2

      @@TBomb39 "A load of dingo's kidneys." That's probably the most Australian thing I've ever heard lmao

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +2

      @@michaelburgess6004 I borrowed from Douglas Adams, who may have borrowed from Aussie slang. I'm a big fan of both 😀

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před rokem +6

    *_You've got to hand it to God... he's the world champion of playing HIDE AND SEEK!!!_*

  • @waffles2waffles
    @waffles2waffles Před rokem +9

    I love talking about the resurrection because it's not just that there are 4 contradictory stories, but the Greek Testament doesn't tell us anyone actually witnessed the rising. All they have is the claim that the tomb was empty, so they need to accept that he was risen on faith, not witnesses (even though Jesus said the "wicked and adulterous generation" would be given this sign).

  • @gabecoolwater4497
    @gabecoolwater4497 Před rokem +72

    So, according to John, I can commit the most terrifying crimes imaginable in this life... and as long as I believe in jesus, I won't be punished and I'll go to heaven to party. Well, that's screwed up as f*ck. That's a sick deity right there.

    • @ajclements4627
      @ajclements4627 Před rokem +18

      Yep, be Jeffrey Dahmer, say you’re really really sorry and get “saved”, BAM, instant Willy Willy Wonka Golden ticket to heaven!

    • @wyldink1
      @wyldink1 Před rokem

      These are the same Christians that say atheists just don't want to have any personal accountability.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Před rokem +13

      In his world, it is possible that Hitler is in heaven, and because I do not believe I go to hell.

    • @gabecoolwater4497
      @gabecoolwater4497 Před rokem +2

      @@MrCanis4 Oh, man... You know what, no wonder there's so many sx crimes committed by priests (catholic church) being uncovered in many contries (like mine). In their minds, they can do whatever they want to anyone: just believe in jesus and you're safe.

    • @Refertech101
      @Refertech101 Před rokem +6

      @@MrCanis4 Well according to christianity hitler is indeed in haven, he was a creationist after all

  • @MODea-pq7ei
    @MODea-pq7ei Před rokem +10

    This guy and all of the other christians lack of knowledge about their own religion and their holy book made me an Atheist when I was very young

  • @bardukfr33k1985
    @bardukfr33k1985 Před rokem +3

    John is talking a mile a minute yet managing to say nothing. Phenomenal

  • @XEndlessSteelX
    @XEndlessSteelX Před rokem +35

    It's so incredibly hard for theists to answer straight forward questions, there are like 1-2 of those in every live show. This is seriously sad.

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před rokem +11

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

    • @XEndlessSteelX
      @XEndlessSteelX Před rokem +7

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature "creature" lmao

    • @XEndlessSteelX
      @XEndlessSteelX Před rokem +4

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Which one?

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 Před rokem +3

      @@XEndlessSteelX "creature" is a stupid dog whistle that Darth Dawkins sycophants use. This guy keeps changing accounts and spamming because he's too afraid to go crying back to Daddy and say that he failed.

    • @XEndlessSteelX
      @XEndlessSteelX Před rokem +4

      @@asagoldsmith3328 Ah I see now. That explains a lot.

  • @TrumanSparx
    @TrumanSparx Před rokem +15

    I don't think John knows the definition of contradict.

  • @crispymidget8531
    @crispymidget8531 Před rokem +18

    This guest just barrels thru with every talking point he can use.

  • @GMcC-ow4wg
    @GMcC-ow4wg Před rokem +10

    No one ever mentions the victims. Jeffrey gets to go to heaven, what about his victims , what did they get?

  • @eh9618
    @eh9618 Před rokem +13

    15:53 aww, john couldn't explain the contradictions in the book he claims to be "smarter" than the hosts.. so is now trying to run away by changing the subject

  • @sigmaoctantis1892
    @sigmaoctantis1892 Před rokem +37

    The Bible is like a car wreck. That's all I got out of John's babble.

  • @2jverses
    @2jverses Před rokem +22

    I really love this show ahahahaha.. just answer the question believer

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 Před rokem

      The "Christians" have a difficult time answering a direct question.

  • @canbest7668
    @canbest7668 Před rokem +11

    John-CA - Poster boy for atheism

  • @jeffreyp1855
    @jeffreyp1855 Před rokem +116

    John is a great representative of the philosophical fallacies of Christianity.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +14

      As well as the failure of his educational system.

    • @jeffreyp1855
      @jeffreyp1855 Před rokem +2

      @@TBomb39 , as a child, I was mostly educated in Christian private schools who used A.C.E - Accelerated Christian Education curriculum, which taught young earth creationism, Bible literalism, white nationalism and American exceptionalism. I was taught that slavery and the trail of tears were ultimately postive things as they led many Africans and "Indians" to Christ. Pretty damned gross and in my opinion, child abuse!

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 Před rokem +2

      @@jeffreyp1855 Wow! I totally agree, that's beyond normal indoctrination. Congrats for escaping all of that.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster Před rokem +14

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Do you ever get tired of running around in circles?

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před rokem

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you are a terrible representative of the non-magical chemicals the evolved into the animal you are, regardless.

  • @RAD-ju1ru
    @RAD-ju1ru Před rokem +3

    This is awesome. The hosts remain calm as the caller (realizing he isn't blowing their minds) begins to talk faster and faster. THAT'S how you know when you've beaten these people. 😄

  • @ingoatwetrust8086
    @ingoatwetrust8086 Před rokem +9

    John can't answer a question.
    Also John - Ask if he is being heard and keeps talking without pausing to get an answer.
    😂😂

  • @terrywright9765
    @terrywright9765 Před rokem +10

    If I am not as smart as a book that says the Earth is flat and unmoving, the Sun goes around the Earth, the Sun and stars are not similar and the stars will fall to the earth someday, then I should burn forever.

  • @FatLittleButterfly
    @FatLittleButterfly Před rokem +7

    He can't answer the question because the answer conflicts with his personal morals and if he sticks with it, he is afraid he will be damned for eternity in the after-life, if there is even one.

  • @skaface32
    @skaface32 Před rokem +30

    i was told santa brings presents in december.....so it must be true

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 Před rokem +4

      At least we know people get presents in December
      That's a whole lot more evidence for Santa

  • @rectorsquid
    @rectorsquid Před rokem +8

    I have no excuse why Bigfoot should not stab me with a unicorn in front of a stadium filled with fairies. I guess I'm doomed.

  • @dlbsyst
    @dlbsyst Před rokem +14

    atheism is the next stage of human evolution.

  • @onlyme972
    @onlyme972 Před rokem +14

    Created a whole universe but has1 a one track obsession with bronze age goat herds.

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před rokem +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

  • @slstunes
    @slstunes Před rokem +6

    I love how they quote preachers and bible passages as proof because they assume everyone they talk to accepts it as absolute truth.

  • @travisboggs8670
    @travisboggs8670 Před rokem +8

    Poor John sounds simple.

  • @nephjd88
    @nephjd88 Před rokem +13

    So you have four different perspectives from four different writers, who weren't even there, writing about hearsay that definitely does contradict each other, which introduces so much confusion. How could an infallible, perfect god allow that to happen? If you wanted people to know you, wouldn't you want your message to be perfectly clear with no room for confusion? So why allow four different authors tell four different versions of the same story with contradictory things happening? Make it make sense!

  • @ynotspank1
    @ynotspank1 Před rokem +6

    This guy avoids straight forward questions like a beast. 😂😂😂

  • @tonydarcy1606
    @tonydarcy1606 Před rokem +14

    John starts with the threat of hell, and finishes with the threat of hell, having been shown to be wrong on all issues he raised. The tap dance didn't work John. No wonder Christianity is losing adherents !

  • @arthurunknown8972
    @arthurunknown8972 Před rokem +6

    99% of people who ever existed fail to meet the biblical standard to avoid hell, including this caller but they are deluding themselves out of fear AND never even consider whether the entire concept is rational or supported by sufficient evidence to warrant belief.

  • @jd190d
    @jd190d Před rokem +9

    When christians talk to me about the bible, i tell them "If I came to you and told you the way to paradise after death is the Easter Bunny. He brings warm fuzzy chocolate goodness forever, you just believe in the bunny and everything will work out". I then ask them what they think about what I said and after a couple of evasions they will admit it's silly. Then I tell them that when they talk to be about a god, it's the same as the Easter bunny story to me, and no matter what they try to pile onto that, it's just more Easter bunny nonsense.

  • @paulschenkel1660
    @paulschenkel1660 Před rokem +11

    Hell = House of Ever Lasting Love.

  • @andersandersen6295
    @andersandersen6295 Před rokem +5

    People who are praying will also claim that god has a plan and are allknowing, so praying is disrespecting their gods plan and ignoring that he already knows the thing they are praying for. And even when they claim that god has a plan they will still say that they have free will.

  • @rebeccadubois8270
    @rebeccadubois8270 Před rokem +8

    Believers and their empty threats.
    Crazy how brainwashed they are.

  • @yespub234
    @yespub234 Před rokem +4

    Never take permanent action for a temporary problem.

  • @richardc6269
    @richardc6269 Před rokem +16

    This person is lost to the bs he has been told to think. These people are delusional.

  • @DTRproductions
    @DTRproductions Před rokem +11

    I couldn't even get through the whole video, John just wants a pulpit to preach and throw bibbles at people.

    • @dawkinrich2051
      @dawkinrich2051 Před rokem

      And why should we believe your random mutations in that atheist skull, and not an elephant seal's?

  • @rougechaos2726
    @rougechaos2726 Před dnem

    The love vibe is so strong lmfao! Dave & Kenneth are full rock stars!!

  • @triton007a
    @triton007a Před rokem +12

    "what could you have done?" You were born. Because Adam sinned, anyone born deserves to be punished unless they say a few magic words. And if you are a complete sadist and say the magic words you are in too.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Před rokem +5

      Lets do a deep dive into John’s family tree, and if any of his ancestors committed a crime John needs to be arrested immediately.

    • @scottfulton267
      @scottfulton267 Před rokem +2

      It amazes me to think that Christians believe that a baby, straight out of the womb, covered in blood and slime, knows nothing, doesn't know right from left, doesn't know right from wrong, and is basically a blank slate, is doomed to hell right from the beginning unless someone intervenes to indoctrinate him and gets him to achieve salvation.