Space Force Just Got Boring | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
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- Mike Pence tries to drum up excitement for a U.S. Space Force, America's gender pay gap begins at childhood, and a woman goes viral for her rendition of a Missy Elliott song.
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To stupidity........and BEYOND!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Razamanaz Exactly
Best response yet!
I just hope that MARTIANS are going to pay for this SPACE FORCE.
tooran oroojnia lolz..
No we are not !!!
No way...
tooran aroojnia, I'd be more worried about Russians than non existent martians, pretty sure they're now years ahead of you when it comes to space and weapons.
Lumby1 Don't make it any harder for Trump.He will never ask Russians to pay for it.
You cant provide clean drinking water for our citizens...but yeah.. SPACE FORCE!!!!
isn't there a treaty declaring space a war free zone.
Space force
To take war and battle where America has not taken it before and beyond
Rahima dhon LAskar The military-industrial complex is running out of places on earth to make war and profit from it so they’re wondering if there’re some aliens out there to fight and sell weapons against (and for, because why not).
So now we're stealing oil from the martians while destroying their land? Cool.
Gotta stop Mexican from entering from space
Time to battle against those intense UV radiation
What "next battlefield" and "new generation of threats" is Mike Pence talking about anyway? Because, at this rate, I'm seriously beginning to think that America is planning on getting the Earth dragged into an interstellar war. =__=
General John Travolta has a ring to it...
"To prepare for our next battle" sums up perfectly their mission is never peaceful anywhere they go... Why can't just send ""Thoughts and Prayers?" Don't they travel in that direction, anyway?
Well somebody watched Avengers snd got scared😂😂
SpongeiMLG
And Thor won't be there to save us cause he's an illegal alien.
SpongeiMLG, my money is on Independence Day, he thought just by strapping a few rockets to some F22’s you get space force. I look forward to the generals and engineers trying to explain to Trump his idea of space force is impossible.
A A, no, they'll just give some more cartoons to watch! always works with the three year old mentality
must be Avengers the nearest DC threat would be the white Martians and he would have no problems with them since they are White
I've also heard that there's oil on Saturn's moons. They probably have weapon of mass destruction too!
:-0
Need some democracy
Great! Now Mike Pence is binge-watching Star Trek as well. Or could it be the Avengers. Either way, I blame Hollywood.
Prianca De I think so lol
I bet he loves the Kardashians, oops sorry, the Cardassians.
Renegade, your a bigger nerd than me :-)
Darhe'el probably makes Pence hard...
LOL
I’m a girl and when I was living with my parents, I didn’t know that simply suspending personal hygiene could earn me money. What did I do all that dish-washing for:/
I'm a girl living with my parents, and I've been suspending personal hygiene for three weeks.
They haven't offred me money yet, but I can take another 3 weeks of not showering.
Ha I’m a guy and I was never paid for personal hygiene or any chores for that matter. If I started to get abit ripe after sport or something my mum would just be like ‘you stink go and shower or I’ll spray u down with the hose’ what is the world coming to when you have to pay a child to keep themselves clean or even consider it a ‘chore’
I hope Curiosity doesnt discover petroleum in Mars...
Trustworthy McLegitimate I'm hoping it doesn't find microbes, Trump would declare war on them. Ironically, HG Wells' War of the Worlds tells us which side would win. It wouldn't be Trump's "space farce".
If Trump ever claims it has, he's lying. Coal and petroleum are organic matter (plants, mostly) that decomposed under high pressure and heat. Mars never had any serious organic matter. They haven't even found any chalk or limestone, which are formed from the shells and skeletal remains of marine life.
cant tey build a wall...and make the aliens pay for it?
MrSchmolko Lol😂
How was Mike pence able to say that with a straight face?
Straight is the only Pence-acceptable way of doing anything
Weren't there international agreements to NOT militarize space?
David J. Kleinsasser no nukes, i believe hypersonic kinetic projectiles doesn't count, much easier to intercept during mid-flight not when they're close to land / impact
why would anyone follow it?
and you believe Trump read it @David J.
Granny rockin' the shofar too
Ahhhhh, the American Space Farce...it has such a ring to it.🖤🇨🇦
Now they've really reached the Dark Side 😂. Fight aliens before they've even been found 😂
Sapce Force: To boldly go where no man has gone before...to find God, space-guns and oil.
Trump can take his entire administration to Space for all I care.
Imagine how the Space Force recruitment Ad would like.
Tell me like ONE problem that space force would fix.
bishap global86 Lol are you a troll or a Trumptard
... I see somebody watched Star Trek and got spooked.😂😂😂
Space force Ghost, coast to coast.
It's like Lt. Commander Data set on safe mode, trying to explain Starfleet to a primitive society
except Data is way more charming and animated (and shock! Horror! Does "fully functional" things outside of wedlock!)
May the space force be with Pence hahahaha
It's like they are expecting ALIENS XD
Ehhhhh my neck my back🤣😂
3:11 there's a dead antelope guys focus!
Such gravitas, Mike.
gravitas sucks, or was that gravity?
New Call of Duty 😂
Are martians going to pay for this SpaceForce??😂😂
LOL Pence didn't know where Central and South America were....I don't think he knows where space is, besides between his ears!
🤣🤣🤣 so true!!
When they find oil on Mars i guess Mars needs some freedom
This is makes my back hurt.
Let's just hope the aliens don't come in peace!
..or Pence!
the way vice preso dent announced UNITED SATE SPACE FORCE I thought I was watching Independence Day.
No place like space 😂😂
it's a musty old void
(Mondegreens rule!)
Ian Dalziel 😆😆
It's called the outer space treaty
go Granny go Granny
Sounded like a movie or a joke, and he says it with a straight face
Imagine fortunate son playing in space and yelling space force
Thunderbirds Are Go! - Face Palm.
US gov't might sanction alien planets soon. Lol!
Has the first contact been made?
The defending freedom thing around the globe in the hills of afghanistan was outrageous. Now they will defend freedom in space... whats next?
Freedom in another dimension, I like to call it “dementia force”
Thank goodness I thought by space force they'd create something like HYDRA in space?? Like in winter solider? PHEW...I really was scared for a second there!!
How hard do you have to mess up as a parent when the only way to get your son to clean himself is to PAY him? That's either pathetic or entirely made up.
Space force is going to fight space Isis, 🤣
Adheesh B and build space walls...its gonna be great
Oh! so the space balls emerge.
Wait what?!
Aliens are presenting themselves soon! Confirmed.
Imagine you go to space war and noone shows up
Brilliant
oh, Space Force 😂 this story getting crazy in everyday .
... aline 👽 will say ... Greetings, Earthlings! .. welcome to the space. Lol 😅🤣
Will the Orange Clown want to kick out those from other plants too? They are maybe a different colour.
Our green and yellow plant buddies are already marginalised - they don't vote, and have to survive on our used air! This wont end well!!
Wait, WHAT IS SPACE FORCE!!...I am confused
Why do they think that if aliens invade their first target is the U.S.
Make “don’t boo, vote” shirts!
I'm signing up for space force... will be paid for nothing.
Skankhunt42 i am a big fan of your work sir
Lol!
These people read to much comics.
Yep...time to spread FREEDOM and LIBERTY to space!! xD
Mike Pence is trying so hard to sound like JFK
Love the lady with the Missy song...
I was more interested in the woman in the background with the white shirt enjoying herself lol
i was recently studying in china, and i was introduced to cixin liu. he writes science fiction books. let me recommend ''the three body problem'' trilogy of novels. i am freaking out a bit about this spaceforce stuff and chinese radio satellite
Chinese SF is the best - a revelation!
Pence sure is sooooo boring.
03:12 Trevor Noah's Bollywood dance
The blood of the boer is on your hands trev
2:42 dear captain, who are these women?
Mike Pence reminds me of the Old American Times of 1950-1980.
paygap does not account for hours worked and fields of expertise chosen.
What in the world is that last saying? It started in English but ended with gibberish. Reminds me of Simlish for some reason??
Why does that Woman sound like "Dr Evil" ???
Why? Why do America, or any country, need a space force? Why?
You missed the opportunity to play the version with the halo theme underneath
How the mighty have fallen
Mmm ah yes my favourite unbiased and reliable source of news
So if they're pretty much limited to the stratosphere cause moving in space is slow and all our enemies are on earth... What will space force do that the Air Force doesn't already do...
Watch too many Avengers i guess...hahahaha..
The next battlefield!?! Is this a promo for a new syfi movie?😉
Everyone just forgets about Space Force........ We all need to talk about Space drug ........ WE ALL NEED THOSE things!!!
So is this the way to reveal aliens and the MIB exist?
Clean uranus before thinking of bigger blacker areas!!
There is already a Digital Army ...
There is a pay gap but it is not just because of gender. Telling people there that there is a gender pay gap is incorrect and, mildly said, dangerous, leading to a devide between the men and women.
To insanity and beyond!
Haha looks like Trevors giving the middle finger in the TN
Does this mean the Cheeto in Charge went to Area 51?
Kids get paid to take showers now? Seriously?
I wonder if Donald Trump watched Spaceballs before deciding this?!
What a great American patriot
Why would people not want a space force
Yeah... Mike's tone makes me worried that he's serious and that this space force thing is actually a real idea
Mike pence look like he can't believe what he's saying
Dead rats are hard to swallow on live tv...
Thanos scared the GOP
awww That is nice
she was brave enough to be herself...
A woman who likes missie Elliot.
Who's attacking America from the space?
Illegal space aliens, they bring in their space guns and space drugs, that’s why we need to build a space wall and make the extraterrestrials pay for it!
Pence speaks/reads like GW Bush.
At last Dale can watch PewDiePie for being a 9 years old.
Who get to fight THANOS?