The United States Space Force Announcement | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
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- čas přidán 18. 06. 2018
- Beyonce and Jay-Z set the internet ablaze by releasing their "Everything Is Love" album, and President Trump announces the addition of a "space force" to the U.S. military.
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Trump has lost his mind and Pence stands there behind him nodding his head in agreement. Insane
Still no money for healthcare...
in space, no one can hear you sneeze!!
a space force.... goodbye the "No weapons in space" treaty. next week, Trump orders oil drilling in Antarctica.
Americans act like Earth belongs to them and now they think the universe belongs to them too
guillaume langlois I am sure no one has ever called you "informed"
Why, Guy? Because he's speaking the truth?
america is gross
They suffer from God complex and hero complex mate
guillaume langlois they call the baseball games World Series...
I thought Space Force was just a joke but this weird alternative reality timeline we're living in is making every bad joke into reality.
Space Force + Border Wall = Space Wall
Trump: “I will build a great Space Wall on our sky border and I’ll have Thanos pay for that wall.”
epic
"Thanos will pay for it" I'm done 😂😂😂
Never understood hype Beyonce gets.
your loss
"SPACE FORCE"
America is that your president 😅😅😅
donjon bro heh.. behave, general space cadet is listening
Space force! What even is real life anymore?
michael lombardi. Did Trump watch an episode of Space Battleship Yamato and think it a documentary?
More like the end of Moonraker. I wander if he knows that they don't have Space Shuttles anymore.
I sense a plot line for a “Team America: World Police” sequel.
Or is this a fantasy?
I feel like somebody must have time traveled into the past and created this crazy alternate reality.
America, the entire country, has just jumped the shark.
Did you hear that deep nasal breath right at the beginning of Trumps announcement? Together with his star wars ideas, i can't help myself, I'm thinking of Darth Trump now.
Nah. Vader Breath is intimidating. Trump just sniffs like a cokehead on seven bags a day.
The term “Break the Internet” is so over used by Kanye, Kim, Jay Z fans etc.. listening to that sound bite the internet is well safe.
Coal powered, russian made, american piloted rocket 😂
I get that this isn't the point of what he was saying, but wouldn't the Norway of the West just be Norway?
Andre Ponniah yes
+Lumis Sappier : Ca. 7% of the population in Norway are immigrants from Asia and Africa. Another ca. 7% are immigrants from Europe (mostly eastern Europe). In total, a bit over 14% of the population are immigrants, with 211 countries represented. Have you heard about facts before? It's an interesting concept...
No, every other country in the world has to be considered from an ethnocentric American perspective relative to the U.S, or it doesn't exist - the middle-east is only the middle-east because it's east of the States. They should just build their walls and stay inside them
Are you joking? The term Middle East is Eurocentric. It is the land located in the middle between Europe and the East (i.e India and China) when traders were travelling on the Silk Road.
theminisnor Sure, it's also Eurocentric, but it's still ethnocentric and it's been Americanised with every invasion. It's like the term 'Asian' in common usage now refers almost exclusively to people from South-East Asia, or anyone with remotely Mongoloid features. If you look at most regular maps in use today, the middle-east is south of Europe.
Remember when Newt Gingrich wanted a lunar colony, and we all laughed?
That moment, a spiteful dream was born.....
DarkSoulSama he already got one in Iron Sky.
Trump after seeing star wars
He was like "i wanna grab the aliens by the pu$$y"
he thought it was real
More like after seeing the ad
CZcamsr 101 hahahhhaa
The Joint Chiefs are like "We never should've let him watch Avengers: Infinity War..."
Seriously, Trump has us facepalming so much we may have brain damage from it now.
Please tell me that life has become a comedy show and Donald Trump is just an obnoxious character in that TV show. The stereotype of a dim-witted megalomaniac.
"WE NEED SPACE FORCE!!11".
We're in the Simpsons universe or something thelike, right? right?
This show has jumped the shark a long time ago ...
I think too many people see this as not real and so not worth getting upset about. It is real.
Hello Danerys
the Simpsons were never that unrealistic!!
Lol. Separate but equal
Separate but equal??
Hmm.... sounds like George Orwell's Animal Farm..
All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others...
It was in fact a segregation-era political doctrine:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separate_but_equal
We're gonna be called, Space Force!
Isn't that a little derivative?
Space Navy?
I didn't ask for your opinion, Putin
Oh America... only you...
The 'There's no place like space' memes are about to flood the internet...
New Message my favourite comment was Piiiiigggggsss iiiiiiiinnnnn spaaaaaaace.
New Message. In space no one can hear you scream FAKE NEWS!!!
and wait for him to deny saying it!!
Statue of liberty should be crying by now. America is gone
The French should insist on having it back.
You mean that French Statue?
Is Pence a robot?
Jonestainment lone wolf. They all are
Probably. I know Jared is a robot, and Ivanka, and her two unfortunate adult brothers, Melania certainly is a robot... Trump might be a robot that has short circuited. Something has gone wrong there. Who built and owns these robots? Putin, no doubt, but probably needed China's technology. A good joint effort. Think what they could do if they joined together for the good of the world!
No, he is just dead inside 😂
No, his human suit is of a lower quality than supreme leader Taurump.
He's definitly trying to find the selfdestruct feature.
America is one inch closer to real life power rangers : SPD with space force announcement.
He probably watched some space movie and thought it was real
+Smileyrie James But probably not *Independence Day: Resurgence* because he would have considered that too unrealistic (a female president!)
"We're gonna have the Air Force and we're gimme have the space force..... Seperate but equal"
"SEPERATE BUT EQUAL"
Doesn't that phrase have a distinct history?
Oh yeah, so you heard it too
Trump has wet dreams thinking of becoming a dictator like Kim Jong-Un.
R.I.P. X
Call captain Scarlet, the Mysterions have stolen the presidents brain.
no, they haven't!! don't blame the mysterons for trumps stupidty!!
Quick lets run to our vehicle and get to headquarters Captain!
No no , lets calmly stroll over or wait for the scene to cut there.
eardey ohnson true, that band wouldn't want to be caught dead with anything Trump.
They cannot steal something that doesn't exist.
The ending killed it
I'm stoked for this.
That comment about "Mona Lisa" killed me hahaha and for sure some people will say that, so very soon. :)
I'm on board, not literally......hahahaha
So it's official. He wants to be in the next 'Starship Troopers' sequel as Galaxy Commander.
I will gladly give everything I own, to see this Trump strapped to a rocket and launched into deep space.
Charles Uwakwe we could start to collect even some more money.... I guess tje right amount would let him do it
If there’s a gofundme page I’ll put in..
What about your life?....-_-
Good, we should ask your father for funding.
I'd be happy to kick him square in the nuts. A good kick though, like a proper punt.
may the force be with you..
The audience didn't know they were cheering for jim crow😂😂
yes they did!! they're trump supporters!!
He'll be wanting his own death star next
There is no place like space 😂
i still find beyoncé kinda overrated
Joseph Raymond same
you're not alone
Definitely not alone.
Yep
Extremely overrated, both as an artist and as a person.
I think he saw Star Wars for the first time and got the inspiration.
That awesome
Reminds me the end of Spaceballs the movie :D
Space Force. Huh, it feels like the scene from Friend's 20th Century Boys.
I love the telemundo joke
Space Cadet Buzz Lightyear reporting for service!!!
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FFS, he's litteraly a cartoon president!
I'd like to see his response when thanos comes down to earth.
Death Star is coming to life now apparently
I had a birthday on Sunday, thank god! XD
Jay Z's Respect for Art & Culture is beyond me.
wait is this like edited or for real ?! I'm not sure anymore
is it just me or is it extremely funny that the Pope has a twitter account
HEY TREVOR !!!!!!!!!!
I guess Trump heard about Thanos and saw that the Avengers didn't do enough.
Why is the space force thing not on your american youtube channel ?
I think trump knows sth bout aliens tht we don't 🤔🤔
Danial Azim. I highly doubt any secret service would share any information about aliens with him
Danial Azim i believe he dose know something and he just almost spilled the beans
Jim the Crow. Nice one
Stop it America, the joke wasn't funny to begin with, but it's starting to get really obnoxious now...
The Space Force 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
US Space Force = STARCOM, only 80s kids will know lol
Wow, I commented that below before Trevor said anything 💀
Wonder if Beyonce and Jay-Z are going to fake the sales on this album aswell
that space force thing is a good development, because it will be very helpful for science
Who showed him Star Wars?
Did Session forgot to tell the Pope, that it is God's wish....
He's sniffing when he talks again. 😅
ts coke dropplets .
space force... the aliens are coming , the aliens are coming, call the space force
No place like space. Yep. Go there.
Need to check out the space between his ears.
"SPACE FORCE" one step closer to STAR WARS
Adil Y i would say closer to Space Balls...
Trump and Peter Griffin are the same guy.
That is clearly not the real Mona Lisa. The real thing is unbelievably small.
Do you wanna be a space hero?
Hero is four letter word
You learn well at our school
That hero is just another word for fool
Trump sounds like a 6yr old discovering the internet. SPACE FORCE DWL
Wait, does that make Trump Sidious or Vader...? Nope, probably Kylo...
Am I high or is he?
kenna163 he's possibly high, but certainly unhinged.
Isn't space a DMZ though
*No place like space* 😂😂
We already have a secret space force but now it's in the public stream is this a soft leak for bigger things ?
i dont even know who they are
We did it people, we lived long enough to see the start of the space age..YES LADS!
You never know....the government knows something we don’t
he's from space
Trump is now talking like Andre from the League.
Donald Trump saw the emperor in star wars and taught to himself, mmmm this is even better then North Korea !
Trump = Emperor Palpatine !
Bee and Jay? Had someone who's name starts with a P and you got yourself a snack
Will they guard the space in his head?
Trump: There's No Place Like Space!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Help I'm dying!!!
SPACE FORCE? Trump definitely came up with that one.🤪
Jay Z's hairstyle thoooo
It seems Trump watched so much Power Rangers that he decided the pentagon needs one. Space Force.. jeez.
I knew it! Aliens!
Who are you fighting in space?
Isn't there like a international agreement not to militarized space?
yep. to prevent another crazy US-Soviet shenanigans.
Didn't get the World Cup joke
Let's attack those aliens for once and for all!! 🙈 cool name for a fiction film haha
OMG, please send him to mars.
too close, send him to another galaxy
Jan Cleve like that would work... the martians would send him back on account of " unknown address ".
Trump heard how Russians call their forces - Воздушно-космические силы - "Air-Cosmic forces". Therefore Trump in preparation of a meeting with Putin decided to have own Space Forces :D