America Just Won The World Cup | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • čas přidán 13. 06. 2018
  • North American countries gear up to host the World Cup, and Bill Clinton takes heat for his remarks about his affair with Monica Lewinsky.
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  • @Tahia213
    @Tahia213 Před 6 lety +35

    It’s called football for the rest of the world! Why the US would hold the World Cup event they cannot even name this sport properly.

  • @joriandrake
    @joriandrake Před 6 lety +118

    Why can't you just properly call it footbal, and call the fake US thing just what it really is: American Gladiator Games?

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH Před 6 lety +8

      joriandrake lol, very true! Somebody once said that in America foodball you don't play the ball, but the man. I'll just call it from now on American Gladiator Games.

    • @lilmortybln
      @lilmortybln Před 6 lety

      PCLHH it is called football*
      Lol nobody here in the comment section write it correct

    • @alvin081988
      @alvin081988 Před 5 lety

      It's called American Rugby

    • @ziyan9924
      @ziyan9924 Před 3 lety +1

      @@alvin081988 it's called handegg

  • @ednachidzugwe7869
    @ednachidzugwe7869 Před 6 lety +29

    I love the faces Trevor makes when he imitates Trump 😂😂😂😂

  • @byronking8130
    @byronking8130 Před 6 lety +426

    It’s football !🤕

    • @--Dan-
      @--Dan- Před 6 lety +7

      Even calling it soccer, 2 minutes was all americans could handle.

    • @MrsBobby-gy5of
      @MrsBobby-gy5of Před 6 lety +5

      You do realize the term soccer started in England long time ago.

    • @exec001
      @exec001 Před 6 lety +13

      The name football is a bit of a giveaway: a ball, a spherical object, propelled mainly by using the player's foot.
      "Soccer" is an abbreviation of Association Football, which was a colloquialism to separate football from "rugger" (Rugby).

    • @mikeh996
      @mikeh996 Před 6 lety +2

      exec001 soccer the only part you got right

    • @privdy
      @privdy Před 6 lety +2

      So does that mean US is still a British colony? I mean the rest of the world use the term football instead of soccer (even former British colony like India) so one would expect the US to do the same but...

  • @kevinroth2900
    @kevinroth2900 Před 6 lety +195

    Is Mexico gonna pay for it? :D

  • @donnpatz2779
    @donnpatz2779 Před 6 lety +23

    What a waste of money for a country that doenst appreciate soccer all that much. It's a waste of money for every country that hosts a big event. Why not do that in countries where they already have stadiums enough for that kinda of thing.

  • @shakurfaith
    @shakurfaith Před 6 lety +353

    It's called Football*

    • @exec001
      @exec001 Před 6 lety +13

      In 2026 the game will still be called football by most of the world because a ball, a spherical object, is propelled mainly by using the player's foot.
      "Soccer" is an abbreviation of Association Football, which was a colloquialism to separate football from "rugger" (Rugby).

    • @meaculpa4768
      @meaculpa4768 Před 6 lety +2

      We call it soccer or football in South Africa. While football is the worldwide term, we refer to it casually as soccer. So trevor would have grown up referring to it as soccer.

    • @ojedaml
      @ojedaml Před 6 lety

      It’s actually “futbol”! 😂

    • @nathanfielure4305
      @nathanfielure4305 Před 6 lety

      Soccer is only appropriate when used in Soccer Hooligans and Soccer Moms.

    • @joaov.m.oliveira9903
      @joaov.m.oliveira9903 Před 6 lety

      No! In America it's called soccer and that's how they want it to be. Do you have a problem with that?

  • @shannonmullis9916
    @shannonmullis9916 Před 6 lety +26

    James Patterson looks very uncomfortable

  • @zeljka9975
    @zeljka9975 Před 6 lety +70

    FOOTBALL!!

  • @Chloe-ge7vv
    @Chloe-ge7vv Před 6 lety +229

    Don't get how the US or even Canada are interested in hosting a world cup for a sport they legit don't care much about lol

    • @scorpioninpink
      @scorpioninpink Před 6 lety +21

      Chloé Vullo Canada cares about it but you are right.

    • @iamamazing1885
      @iamamazing1885 Před 6 lety +59

      Yeah Mexico hosting actually makes sense but not so much the other two... Morroco probably would have been the better host nation

    • @harithwaseem8468
      @harithwaseem8468 Před 6 lety +22

      Chloé Vullo Canada cares about Football we just don't have great players

    • @redglasses33
      @redglasses33 Před 6 lety +6

      Xin Ni Lim but they really dont want ppl coming into their country

    • @haris7089
      @haris7089 Před 6 lety +14

      We have a lot of Europeans/ Latin Americans here in Canada that are big soccer fans!

  • @promisemadepromisekept.7575

    The co-writer reminds me of a lizard on a tree limb, just sitting there... waiting..lol

  • @jeanvaljean9293
    @jeanvaljean9293 Před 6 lety +12

    First thing you need to understand now that you have the World Cup
    it's football not sucker.

  • @allabouttheafc6031
    @allabouttheafc6031 Před 6 lety +148

    The only way the US could qualify for the World Cup. xD
    Even Mexico can advance without hosting, yet the US couldn't without hosting. xD

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride Před 6 lety +1

      Since it is a triple bid, the hosts might not be automatically qualified this time around.

    • @scorpioninpink
      @scorpioninpink Před 6 lety +3

      They will expand the competition to 48 teams. That's the reason why the United Bid won. Morocco should have won it though.

    • @Karifi
      @Karifi Před 6 lety +2

      How about Canada?

    • @bravoalley228
      @bravoalley228 Před 6 lety +1

      US has a decent football team...

    • @gladystshehla6984
      @gladystshehla6984 Před 6 lety +2

      Bravo Alley yeah.... no. No they don't. I watched they're world cup qualifying matches, they play like a bunch of toddlers. Their rugby team is even worse.

  • @AbsoluteSkycaptain
    @AbsoluteSkycaptain Před 6 lety +19

    Incoming James Patterson memes.

  • @usamazahid3882
    @usamazahid3882 Před 6 lety +2

    The "We won the bid" parody song is hilarious.

  • @joseffthomas10
    @joseffthomas10 Před 6 lety +70

    Trump teaming up with Mexico?
    Didn’t see that coming.

    • @thereaper2615
      @thereaper2615 Před 6 lety +3

      Joseff Thomas It has nothing to do with Trump.

    • @joseffthomas10
      @joseffthomas10 Před 6 lety +2

      Weedle Guy Trump thinks he’ll still be President in 2026, this definitely has something to do with him.

  • @steffaney2012
    @steffaney2012 Před 6 lety

    James Patterson Meme "Hello Darkness my old Friend"xD

  • @c.c8752
    @c.c8752 Před 6 lety +1

    How you going to interrogate a man about some head from 20 years ago 😂😂

  • @blastman2154
    @blastman2154 Před 6 lety +3

    Yup first Russia now USA? I see a trend here...
    Soccer is not even hot in USA.

  • @orealz
    @orealz Před 6 lety +2

    3:33 Hello darkness my old friend......

  • @lokiwartooth7058
    @lokiwartooth7058 Před 6 lety +27

    The other guys face says most of what he's trying not to. Stick to the script, dude!

  • @nanthakumar4095
    @nanthakumar4095 Před 6 lety +2

    Oh my god it’s football Americans get used to it 😤

  • @mrdfac
    @mrdfac Před 6 lety +1

    That look on Patterson's face is like mine when I see the horrid injuries during soccer games. That game is so brutal. But they players are tough because after all that crying, they get up and run around again.
    Cue James Patterson face meme. :D

  • @alignmentsixtrading4200
    @alignmentsixtrading4200 Před 6 lety +1

    All Clinton has to say “I answered all those questions back in the day” 😄

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 Před 6 lety

    Nice work!

  • @pjmcaleta506
    @pjmcaleta506 Před 6 lety +8

    Bill Clinton taking a page out of The Trumpsters book???

    • @DaveJones876
      @DaveJones876 Před 6 lety

      pjmcaleta What leaf would that be? He told the truth.. It was a dumb question. The Republicans were the ones who hijacked Monica Lewinsky's life! Why should Bill Clinton apologize for something they did?! It's an idiotic question!

  • @SP.007
    @SP.007 Před měsícem

    0:50 - let's hope you're right Trevor

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +2

    I've never seen Bill so desperate for a '..but her emails..' moment.

  • @LisaMaria248
    @LisaMaria248 Před 6 lety +1

    and I thought for a second he would talk about the Quidditch World Cup :D

  • @Uma.ch4460
    @Uma.ch4460 Před 4 lety

    the whole world : Football
    America : SoCcEr
    if you're going to host the thing at least get the name right xD

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma Před 6 lety +7

    I don't care about football in the slightest, but even I know it's called _football._

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 6 lety

    James Patterson’s spirit animal is the Skyscraper Racoon!

  • @cyberash3000
    @cyberash3000 Před 6 lety +5

    The irony is that the World Cup costs more money than it generates I love football and support Blackpool F.C. but it’s great cos of the amount it ends up screwing the host countries and America deserves the debt

    • @cyberash3000
      @cyberash3000 Před 6 lety

      daarkside not at all look at geeece

    • @nathanfielure4305
      @nathanfielure4305 Před 6 lety

      It depends on how much you have to spend to build. America has most of the infrastructure in place for world class events, unlike third world countries.

  • @muazniwas3757
    @muazniwas3757 Před 6 lety

    That co-author tho! 😅😅😅

  • @mermaidman2903
    @mermaidman2903 Před 6 lety

    Every time you say soccer a little peace of me dies!!

  • @maxwen1734
    @maxwen1734 Před 6 lety

    good stuff

  • @tatendazuze
    @tatendazuze Před 6 lety

    Oh it fits

  • @carlvlok5754
    @carlvlok5754 Před 6 lety

    I an laughing myself to death😂

  • @1111MJR
    @1111MJR Před 6 lety +9

    Hmm, the current World Cup is administered by FIFA, hosted by Putin's Russia...I think I'll put £50 on a USA/Russia final.

    • @scorpioninpink
      @scorpioninpink Před 6 lety +3

      1111MJR USA didn't qualify for Russia 2018.

    • @1111MJR
      @1111MJR Před 6 lety +1

      scorpioninpink Really? Won’t make any difference Putin will probably grant them a last minute wildcard. Pardon my ignorance. Not a footie person. As far as I’m concerned the real World Cup isn’t until next year.

    • @DaveJones876
      @DaveJones876 Před 6 lety

      1111MJR Which world cup is that? Cricket world cup?

    • @HarvesterYT
      @HarvesterYT Před 5 lety

      I'd linch myself

  • @josephyang4997
    @josephyang4997 Před 6 lety

    Poor James Patterson.

  • @fathilahmaidin939
    @fathilahmaidin939 Před 6 lety +2

    oh noo 😂 i love james patterson’s books and this is sad. poor him

  • @rschmitt472
    @rschmitt472 Před 6 lety

    The similarity between James Pattersons and Angela Merkels facial expressions is astonishing

  • @mashprivel3996
    @mashprivel3996 Před 6 lety +16

    its called football...

  • @ibidesign
    @ibidesign Před 6 lety

    Interesting how this might pan out, given the current pending trade wars.

  • @Anna133199
    @Anna133199 Před 6 lety

    I feel for the man, but James Patterson's face = gold!

  • @DailyDiscountNL
    @DailyDiscountNL Před 6 lety

    Wow just realised Canada will participate on a WC soccer 😂

  • @alignmentsixtrading4200

    Why was he told to promote the book now. 😄😄😄😄

  • @milisanghavi45
    @milisanghavi45 Před 6 lety

    You the best!😂

  • @carpdig1002
    @carpdig1002 Před 6 lety +28

    Gonna be up so late to watch it (live in England). But still football's football so it's gonna be good

    • @carpdig1002
      @carpdig1002 Před 6 lety +15

      Henrik Enemark wow you're clearly American 😂

    • @Joiedevivredesilives
      @Joiedevivredesilives Před 6 lety +1

      I have the paint ready walls primed to watch it dry over 90 minutes plus extra time if required

    • @vrushabhsekhar1564
      @vrushabhsekhar1564 Před 6 lety

      hahaha finally it'll be a good time for aussies

    • @pjmcaleta506
      @pjmcaleta506 Před 6 lety

      As I remember in the 94 World Cup that was held in the US, the games were all on at reasonable times for the UK, I remember problems with the heat and keeping players hydrated as games were being played at midday and 4pm-ish US time, so shouldn't be too bad for us on the other side of the pond.

    • @aratyal
      @aratyal Před 6 lety

      Henrik Enemark i dont think youve ever watched a football match in your life have you...and i bet as an american you still cant fathom why some teams play for a draw

  • @eirajsharar2199
    @eirajsharar2199 Před 6 lety

    Its not your weird soccer.....its football!

  • @Bruintjebeer6
    @Bruintjebeer6 Před 6 lety

    No soccer is the translation from voetbal

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH Před 6 lety +1

      Mieke Bruin Dutch or Afrikaans? 😊

  • @greydonwenn2659
    @greydonwenn2659 Před 6 lety +1

    does that mean that canada usa and mexico qaulify already for the world cup .. because the host qaulify already ?

  • @ekramali9076
    @ekramali9076 Před 6 lety

    2026 World Cup
    will be weird.

  • @famisoul
    @famisoul Před 6 lety

    America just won the World Cup.... (paused) ..... hosting responsibility!

  • @trebucketz752
    @trebucketz752 Před 6 lety

    Thought it would have been a combined North America and Russia bid!

  • @arawn1061
    @arawn1061 Před 6 lety

    Why do they call it soccer?

  • @pedroluisramosmartinez1116

    It's football man. FOOTBALL

  • @TheDavidlloydjones
    @TheDavidlloydjones Před 6 lety

    How be we split the games 50-50 between Canada and Mexico? By a vote of two to one...

  • @eemelilounela1212
    @eemelilounela1212 Před 6 lety

    So will all 3 host nations get in to the WC automatically in 2026?

  • @ajeronfiona7991
    @ajeronfiona7991 Před 6 lety

    Its official name is WALL COP

  • @commenthere4165
    @commenthere4165 Před 6 lety

    He could not run for the next term then run again

  • @dumdumbrown4225
    @dumdumbrown4225 Před 5 lety

    ...the USA hosting the football World Cup is a hilarious concept ...an image of confused USA-nians wondering how kicking a ball with one’s foot equates to football

  • @NightRiderGost
    @NightRiderGost Před 6 lety +1

    The rest of the world: lets calls it football
    Americans: Na soccer

    • @jamesedwards1284
      @jamesedwards1284 Před 6 lety +1

      British_CurryMuncher canda, japan, south-africa, Australia, new zaeland and other all seem to disagree with you here. I’m dutch and i say soccer too.

    • @jamesedwards1284
      @jamesedwards1284 Před 6 lety

      Ouinn Ouinn we use soccer when we speak english smartass

  • @saajidahartley3548
    @saajidahartley3548 Před 6 lety

    We south Africans call it soccer because "Football" and "English football" are two different things and very confusing

  • @rajasultan9273
    @rajasultan9273 Před 6 lety

    Ha ha ha ha..........

  • @DarkSoulSama
    @DarkSoulSama Před 6 lety +6

    OUCH!
    Bill, I love you, man, but good Lord!

  • @immortalkdude8721
    @immortalkdude8721 Před 6 lety

    Football..

  • @sayakdas4159
    @sayakdas4159 Před 6 lety

    I thought Monica-Bill relationship was consensual.

  • @phonemyatthu1364
    @phonemyatthu1364 Před 6 lety

    FOOTBALL= A SPORT THAT YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FEET WITH A BALL

  • @neocrix9368
    @neocrix9368 Před 6 lety +1

    Whos up for world cup??????

  • @shady8205
    @shady8205 Před 6 lety

    It's called Football

  • @HarvesterYT
    @HarvesterYT Před 5 lety

    They never will lol

  • @dagbag321
    @dagbag321 Před 6 lety

    nah, at 0:52 it's "but you won't be president then", "Yeah, I'll be God King instead"

  • @64standardtrickyness
    @64standardtrickyness Před 6 lety

    wait America cares about the world cup?

  • @mccullumdamps5785
    @mccullumdamps5785 Před 6 lety

    It’s fooooooootball

  • @binociousbinocious9357

    Of course Donald wants FIFA 2026. Vlad is hosting it in 2018. Perfect gift for Father's day.

  • @dtmc_notorious_notorious5518

    Hosting the wc is the only way America can participate in the wc

  • @johnnyjoestar7143
    @johnnyjoestar7143 Před 6 lety

    whats soccer?

  • @OneProof
    @OneProof Před 6 lety

    No "Hello darkness my old friend meme?"
    Kinda disappointed.

  • @rubazahran3252
    @rubazahran3252 Před 6 lety

    Hosting the 2026 games and calling soccer instead of football... blasphemous

  • @zaroffhound
    @zaroffhound Před 6 lety

    What makes you think any other country wants to come to America? You are still living in a smog of 'we strongly dislike foreigners'. It's your policy. But football makes an exception!? Ludicrous.

  • @yeahokay5038
    @yeahokay5038 Před 6 lety

    This guy absolutely hate America,😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clintonharold8375
    @clintonharold8375 Před 6 lety

    😂😂😂😂

  • @preciousndweni4393
    @preciousndweni4393 Před 6 lety +3

    Why are people so pressed about it being SOCCER??? ... It's called SYNONYMS!!

    • @atndaguba
      @atndaguba Před 6 lety +5

      Precious Ndweni No, it's Americans insisting on calling it soccer because they've christened their own version of Rugby (which is predominantly played with the hands)football.

    • @preciousndweni4393
      @preciousndweni4393 Před 6 lety

      Adetayo Ndaguba We also call it soccer in South Africa... That's why Trevor is comfortable calling it soccer

    • @preciousndweni4393
      @preciousndweni4393 Před 6 lety

      daarkside Yes... America may be wrong in calling Rugby Football... I don't really care about that. But... That still doesn't make soccer different from football, just because the majority calls it "football" doesn't mean we can't call it "soccer" okay? It's just like calling "BBQ" a "BRAAI" ... SYNONYMS!!!! How about the majority just stop getting pressed??

    • @preciousndweni4393
      @preciousndweni4393 Před 6 lety +2

      Pual Just because your 95%+ calls it football doesn't mean it's disrespectful to call it soccer... And just so you know, Rugby is in fact popular - just not to you, anyway... You can't expect the whole world to conform to the majority's standard of the norm...we will call it soccer whether the 95%+ population likes it or not. It is not a big deal, it's just a sport okay?

    • @preciousndweni4393
      @preciousndweni4393 Před 6 lety

      Pual..... And Soccer is a synonym to football and football is a synonym to rugby in America... The definition of a synonym is a word that has the same meaning as another right?.... It's really not that hard to comprehend

  • @yvonneesber3450
    @yvonneesber3450 Před 6 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IMAxBlackArrow
    @IMAxBlackArrow Před 6 lety

    Another reason Trump would be great at soccer is that you dont need to use you hands so he wont have to bring attention to them.

  • @nawalaitelcadi5237
    @nawalaitelcadi5237 Před 5 lety

    Should have been Morocco, we know soccer better than USA....pffff

  • @shrieking_singer
    @shrieking_singer Před 6 lety

    When you'll host the World Cuo please call it Football!! For that's what it is!!

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley161 Před 6 lety

    Poor James Patterson. He's sitting there prune faced, silently resenting all this fuss about #me too. Inwardly screaming"We are here to talk abiut our fake book!!"
    Which brings me to a question...So Patterson usually these days just pops his name above the title and anither author (in smaller letters of course). So who actually wrote this one?

  • @Khetaz
    @Khetaz Před 6 lety

    Annnnd... No mention of the Trump's threat to stop supporting countries that doesn't vote for US FIFA application. That's disappointing.

  • @turigirl101
    @turigirl101 Před 6 lety

    *football

  • @truegaming2810
    @truegaming2810 Před 6 lety

    ok... you didn't mention Trump threatening to cut the aid for countries that do note vote for U.S. Canada and Mexico...through Twitter.
    and it's football....
    I watch every single video.. you are one of the best.. keep it up

  • @PixelatedBlu
    @PixelatedBlu Před 6 lety

    I live in canada and most of my friends are pretty excited

  • @leducbre694
    @leducbre694 Před 6 lety

    FOOTBALLL

  • @antonybro7400
    @antonybro7400 Před 6 lety

    the story of a philanderer .....

  • @CamelliaSinensis
    @CamelliaSinensis Před 6 lety +20

    With due respect to all women who've been through harassment, I truly sympathize with you!
    Unlike many victims of the metoo move Monica Lewinsky was a participant in the scandal as Bill Clinton was right? Please correct my judgement if you disagree

    • @callumjarvis8893
      @callumjarvis8893 Před 6 lety +11

      Mr. DD i get what you’re saying, but there’s a big power difference between those two.

    • @DaveJones876
      @DaveJones876 Před 6 lety +2

      Snk3 Cj what does that have to do with anything? Did that power difference make Monica Lewinsky pursue Bill Clinton like she did? If she'd changed her mind after pursuing Clinton do you honestly think he would have fired her or blacklisted her or perhaps had her murdered by Mossad assassins? Please! They were grown people.. That question was idiotic. The only people who should have apologized to Ms Lewinsky were the Republicans.

    • @DaveJones876
      @DaveJones876 Před 6 lety +2

      Long Change No. She was a grown woman who chased after Bill Clinton. She pursued him, not the other way around.

    • @CamelliaSinensis
      @CamelliaSinensis Před 6 lety +1

      DaveJones876
      Seems like people are misuse the movement to absolve themselves from guilt and blame it on external factors even though we're active, willing participants
      Did Bill lie? yes, should he apologize for that? Yes

    • @coolwater55
      @coolwater55 Před 6 lety +1

      Mr. DD A young vulnerable low position girl in the White House was probably not willing... Power position..taking advantage of someone half their age. You figure it out.

  • @mikeh996
    @mikeh996 Před 6 lety

    World Soccer cup!

  • @jimmyturner4909
    @jimmyturner4909 Před 6 lety +1

    goood yhhhh hahaahhahahahaahahaha trump hed love it great trevor

  • @user-vk2ip3yv8c
    @user-vk2ip3yv8c Před 6 lety

    Football doesn't belong in US and Canada ....

  • @sangeet9100
    @sangeet9100 Před 6 lety +2

    The one betrayed in the Clinton-Lewinsky love affair is Clinton. This me-too has gotten so silly that at the mention of it, men start apologizing to women at random - get over it and focus on getting equality, not just arbitrary, symbolic apologies.