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  • What? No space this time? It's VIRTUAL HYDLIDE for the Sega Saturn!
    Watch the first Hydlide video here! -- • Hydlide - ProJared
    Watch Super Hydilde here! -- • Super Hydlide - ProJared
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  • @majoraswrath8316
    @majoraswrath8316 Před 5 lety +702

    Fun Fact: During a speedrun of Virtual Hydlide, the runners don't turn around in-game. They pause the game, pull up the map, turn around on that, and exit the menu--all of which is quicker than just spinning on the spot.

    • @alexandersuschena4776
      @alexandersuschena4776 Před rokem +51

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 hey, might as well try to get something out of it, at least speedrunning MIGHT be funner than playing it

    • @sammer1097
      @sammer1097 Před rokem +61

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 That's a needlessly condescending and cynical way of looking at it. It's all in good fun, even if it's ironic fun.

    • @monstersociety3360
      @monstersociety3360 Před rokem +8

      wait, how would people speedrun Virtual Hydlide exactly? The worlds are randomized, that would be a HUGE rng issue.

    • @monstersociety3360
      @monstersociety3360 Před rokem +5

      @taaroan Yeah, but the dungeons & things would be different distances from each other, which would create inconsistent walk time, that's my concern.

    • @idowateveriwant7507
      @idowateveriwant7507 Před rokem

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710
      speedrun is a way of doing charity,so what your point....

  • @LeviathanSushi
    @LeviathanSushi Před 4 lety +1196

    That noise of distress at the beginning kills me every time

    • @ElHarmonyV
      @ElHarmonyV Před 4 lety +30

      Aughhh......

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Před 4 lety +34

      Wish he'd go back to doing these types of intros for his videos.

    • @realGeorgelucas18563
      @realGeorgelucas18563 Před 4 lety +21

      Superluigi881 my favourite is PBG scaring him in Pocky & Rocky

    • @grunklebran7535
      @grunklebran7535 Před 4 lety +4

      That is him reacting to his cancelation.

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 Před 4 lety +13

      And the fact he can't even say the name without feeling disgusted, it's hilarious 😂

  • @MaskMan191
    @MaskMan191 Před 5 lety +1664

    "I'm playing Hydlide!"
    "I'm playing SUPER. HYDLIDE."
    "Euuggh."

    • @rigistroni
      @rigistroni Před 4 lety +66

      Anger, Bargining, depression

    • @silent0089
      @silent0089 Před 4 lety +18

      AEUGH

    • @lwright9690
      @lwright9690 Před 4 lety +17

      Virtual Hydlaaaa.... Virtual Hydleh
      Virtual pff... Just show the game!
      Lol he gave up trying. 😂

    • @RexcorJ
      @RexcorJ Před 4 lety +9

      _misplaced Wilhelm scream_

    • @humantwister9209
      @humantwister9209 Před 4 lety +4

      @@rigistroni what would be acceptance

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 Před 4 lety +935

    “Virtual Hydlaa..”
    “Virtual Hylaa..”
    “Virtual...”
    “Just show the game.”
    Still one of my favourite moments.

    • @squadalaguydc
      @squadalaguydc Před 2 lety +8

      Scott The Woz would then use that gag in Chibi-Robo Zip Lash many years later.

    • @magicamadeye
      @magicamadeye Před 2 lety +8

      @@squadalaguydc I meeean its not like its an original gag

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Před rokem +1

      damn right

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Před rokem +1

      very funny

    • @thehappylad999
      @thehappylad999 Před rokem +3

      @@magicamadeye True. Hell, AVGN used that gag during his first review of Hydlide, which came out a year before Projareds review of the same game.

  • @thesalinator3557
    @thesalinator3557 Před 9 lety +429

    The manual calls the original Hydlide "a hit title" I think it was a typo. It must have ment "shit title"

  • @colethomas790
    @colethomas790 Před 7 lety +815

    The look of utter defeat on his face at the beginning is the best

    • @PointyMorper
      @PointyMorper Před 7 lety +7

      Hmm yes

    • @brotherdaniel1524
      @brotherdaniel1524 Před 6 lety +35

      Plus the guttural sound of agony, lol!

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny Před 6 lety +3

      Really not the end

    • @jonathanrupe8399
      @jonathanrupe8399 Před 6 lety +13

      Cole Thomas Looks more like pure, ceaseless agony to me.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo Před 6 lety +11

      I more loved the horror in his voice at the realization of Virtual Hydlide being a remake of the original.

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er Před 6 lety +703

    It's not even "Congratulations!" it's "Congratulations." That period is so funny to me.

    • @Shadowrayquaza27
      @Shadowrayquaza27 Před 6 lety +83

      Tyler Joseph Schommer "Congratulations. You beat the game.
      F*ck off."

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel Před 5 lety +67

      It's like it's that guy running the ring toss at the fair who just can't give less of a shit and never looks up from his phone.

    • @Neppix_
      @Neppix_ Před 5 lety +40

      Congratulations. You beat the game.
      *wooo hooo. 🙄*

    • @loudsqueal2896
      @loudsqueal2896 Před 4 lety +13

      game coded by dwight k. schrute

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 Před 4 lety +25

      CONGRATURATION !!!
      YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME .
      AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE .
      NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !

  • @distance7721
    @distance7721 Před 2 lety +107

    Man, nothing like some classic ProJared to lift your spirits while fighting off the flu

  • @AlvinEarthworm
    @AlvinEarthworm Před 8 lety +1021

    Gotta love the irony of hearing the Mario invincibility theme during a death montage.

  • @PenniDeadful
    @PenniDeadful Před 8 lety +2916

    This looks like a fake game that they would show on Law and Order: SVU

  • @thewilliammendez2221
    @thewilliammendez2221 Před 7 lety +1003

    0:00
    ProJared the Knight
    Killed by Virtual Hydlide

  • @lincolnsnewaccount41
    @lincolnsnewaccount41 Před 4 lety +89

    "Yes, Thats enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!" - Some Vampire

  • @a.j8307
    @a.j8307 Před 8 lety +381

    "I kicked a dog so hard its head spun around like a rotor"
    "I don't care about kids"
    -ProJared, 2013

    • @PseudoWounds
      @PseudoWounds Před 8 lety +3

      *2013

    • @MegaRazor619
      @MegaRazor619 Před 8 lety +13

      puppies are better than babies

    • @whitesisterrom1961
      @whitesisterrom1961 Před 8 lety +24

      _Key difference: Dogs are cute and make good bodyguards in their older years._
      _Kids are fucking annoying pieces of shit that don't know how to shut up._

    • @hedgehatchet3578
      @hedgehatchet3578 Před 8 lety

      +White Sister Rom Is that a joke?

    • @PseudoWounds
      @PseudoWounds Před 8 lety +7

      Sans Gaster No.

  • @jimjam742
    @jimjam742 Před 9 lety +405

    I'm ALMOST tempted to create a kick-ass Hydlide game, and send it to ProJared to ease his pain... Ultimate Hydlide!

    • @ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty
      @ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty Před 9 lety +39

      Nate Dude Do it.

    • @shurikendongle656
      @shurikendongle656 Před 9 lety +41

      ***** Some Palpatine shit right there.

    • @MisterKingKola
      @MisterKingKola Před 9 lety +2

      Nate Dude pleeeeease. I would play it, I'm actually really interested in the series--especially Super. Hell, I'll help you debug it. rogerkalmbach@gmail.com

    • @kokodoko8036
      @kokodoko8036 Před 9 lety +4

      Do it! I liked super hydlide, and it deserves to have an even better game than that!

    • @lukedumoulin1185
      @lukedumoulin1185 Před 9 lety +2

      Nate Dude yeah man if youve got the skills to do it i wish i was that smart

  • @GamerFromJump
    @GamerFromJump Před 4 lety +76

    The “Master Sword?”
    I know the Master Sword. I’ve wielded the Master Sword. You, sir, are _no_ Master Sword.

  • @Hei_Darkfire
    @Hei_Darkfire Před 6 lety +449

    "Yes that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp."
    God I want to make that sentence a thing... can we meme that please?

    • @OtioseFanatic
      @OtioseFanatic Před 4 lety +17

      Hei Darkfire i need Jared to make that into a shirt. I’d buy it SO fast.

    • @Hei_Darkfire
      @Hei_Darkfire Před 4 lety +10

      @@OtioseFanatic Oh god yes. I'd buy that too.

    • @OtioseFanatic
      @OtioseFanatic Před 4 lety +16

      Hei Darkfire yep and the only context given is the same blurry and pixelated jpg of the wizard from the game behind the text. It would be brilliant.

    • @InstaTechGaming
      @InstaTechGaming Před 3 lety +4

      YES
      YES
      PLEASE

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. Před 3 lety +3

      Yes, just yes.

  • @DaveControlLive
    @DaveControlLive Před 7 lety +2723

    "Over 40 billion combinations"? What is this, No Man's Sky?

    • @RG-iv2do
      @RG-iv2do Před 7 lety +12

      DaveControl omg Dave!!!

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 Před 7 lety +72

      It is a brilliant comparison.

    • @LogBucket
      @LogBucket Před 7 lety +15

      DaveControl One. HOLLY CRAP DAVE Two. I thought the same thing

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před 7 lety +92

      I haven't played either game, but it sounds like Virtual Hydlide has more to do in it.

    • @BronzeLincolns81
      @BronzeLincolns81 Před 7 lety +49

      It's no man's game

  • @badgermcwaffles4834
    @badgermcwaffles4834 Před 7 lety +274

    "like turn your plate armor into an herb..." i don't even have a response to say to that. that alone sums up this game rofl

    • @InterEDGE
      @InterEDGE Před 7 lety +20

      Badger McWaffles Honestly, that sounds exactly like something one of the Souls games would do. Allow you to do something that would completely screw you over that you would never do willingly unless you had no idea what it did.

    • @badgermcwaffles4834
      @badgermcwaffles4834 Před 7 lety +8

      ***** It's truly a middle finger to the player haha at least the Souls games were like made to do that

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny Před 7 lety +13

      InterEDGE "So I accidentally hit the blacksmith and now he won't stop trying to kill me"

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 Před 4 lety +2

      @@InterEDGE no you dont get screwed over like that in the souls games

    • @DCBiscuit
      @DCBiscuit Před 4 lety

      Lucas beck
      That sounds like something Dark Souls would do. Maybe not armor but the Souls version would turn your boots into lasagna trays and reduce your movement. I mean, we’re talking about a game series where store NPCs can be permanently killed or permanently agro’d.

  • @jasonalen7459
    @jasonalen7459 Před 5 lety +85

    0:05 Translation: "I'm playing Virtual Hydlide"

  • @jamesedward3619
    @jamesedward3619 Před 4 lety +454

    This actually looks like it could be a good game if it were to be made today and given an adequate development cycle and budget.

    • @ElHarmonyV
      @ElHarmonyV Před 4 lety +35

      As long as it's not owned by EA or companies like them.

    • @ColorfulTiger-eb7tu
      @ColorfulTiger-eb7tu Před 4 lety +77

      Oh your armors cursed? Just give us 30$ for special currency and we will uncurse it for you! As simple as that!

    • @darthmalgus786
      @darthmalgus786 Před 4 lety +22

      @@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu EA BAD! Upvotes to the left.

    • @peoples2296
      @peoples2296 Před 4 lety +3

      No...

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 Před 4 lety +2

      Don't give them any ideas

  • @laggory
    @laggory Před 7 lety +775

    _"It's sacrificing a child with every swing! It's a good thing I don't care about kids."_
    -ProJared, 2013

    • @jellynutter3121
      @jellynutter3121 Před 5 lety +12

      oh crap my favorite youtuber doesn't like me

    • @jasonquiver6907
      @jasonquiver6907 Před 5 lety +9

      @@laurasullivan77 You do understand that was a joke, right?
      Or did I just get whooshed?

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee Před 5 lety +19

      @@laurasullivan77 Not every one likes kids. I hated them when I was one. I have one now and I still don't like them. It's just not for some people.

    • @chamberlainallman3242
      @chamberlainallman3242 Před 5 lety +5

      @@ElysetheEevee damn

    • @laggory
      @laggory Před 4 lety +3

      @@Michael-bz8ml i didn't even notice this comment thread became a disaster after that drama

  • @shwinggg
    @shwinggg Před 8 lety +56

    That fucking noise Jared makes at the start gets me every time

  • @raidmaster6879
    @raidmaster6879 Před 4 lety +1070

    I'm here to support you. I hope you can get back to where you were before.

    • @r.c.christian4633
      @r.c.christian4633 Před 4 lety +20

      Yesh! YEESH! I can't stop moving my finger on the like button!

    • @k.t.7640
      @k.t.7640 Před 4 lety +8

      @@r.c.christian4633 Same 👍

    • @danilolopez9203
      @danilolopez9203 Před 4 lety +13

      We want this charismatic guy again :D

    • @ramiobeid2889
      @ramiobeid2889 Před 4 lety +17

      He gained more than 40,000 subscribers since his video. I'm happy to see that.

    • @waluiginumberone4962
      @waluiginumberone4962 Před 4 lety +11

      I feel so bad for him

  • @Leftylooser
    @Leftylooser Před 4 lety +31

    Hydlide: "Congratulations!"
    Virtual Hydlide: "Congratulations."

  • @dragmire3D
    @dragmire3D Před 8 lety +532

    Hydlide ending - Congratulations!
    Virtual Hydlide ending - Congratulations.
    Based on the punctuation, Virtual Hydlide wasn't very impressed with itself either.

    • @nakano15
      @nakano15 Před 5 lety +12

      I guess the congratulations is because the player had the courage to play the game until the end.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 Před 2 lety +12

      "Oh, are you done? Congratulations. Please play again."

    • @eduardoherrera2368
      @eduardoherrera2368 Před 2 lety +6

      Well, that's at least ONE good point about it. The game knows it sucks.

  • @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements

    Are you he? you're a pimp!
    -the complementing vampire.

    • @wikthedik4065
      @wikthedik4065 Před 7 lety +29

      but he isn't a straight baller like the ALMIGHTY NUPTUP

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW Před 6 lety +33

      Yes, that's enigmatic.

    • @retro.gfuture5911
      @retro.gfuture5911 Před 5 lety +2

      A R E Y O U H E? Y O U R A P I M P!

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Před 5 lety +2

      I've always wanted to say that to someone just to get a reaction. I love that bit to death.

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee Před 5 lety +1

      @@some-clown I liked your comment because I hate when people misspell those few simple words, but to be fair, the OP misspelled "compliment", so....

  • @jottyparker731
    @jottyparker731 Před 6 lety +21

    I love how the back of the box said "the hit title hydlide is back!"

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 Před 5 lety +10

      Nah, they meant shit title. They were probably just being sarcastic, or it's a typo.

    • @drakematsen4978
      @drakematsen4978 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh God. I've played so much Kingdom Hearts that I read the sentence as "Get up on the Hydra's back!"

  • @jonahsauve1086
    @jonahsauve1086 Před 4 lety +25

    I love ProJared so much I'm so glad he's getting a comeback

  • @PixelGeeksOfficial
    @PixelGeeksOfficial Před 9 lety +846

    So let's see: Hydlide is to ProJared as MySims is to PeanutButterGamer.
    Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 Před 9 lety +10

      DahProGamers Prrrrrrretty much, yeah.

    • @gordonfreeman112
      @gordonfreeman112 Před 9 lety +65

      You mean he hates it but continually subjects himself to them time and time again in hope that they get better despite knowing for a fact that it won't?

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 Před 9 lety +9

      Evan Hitsugyia Kinda.

    • @JannaJaNaiPleaseKillMe
      @JannaJaNaiPleaseKillMe Před 9 lety +10

      Evan Hitsugyia Super Hydlide isn't too terrible :o

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder Před 9 lety +2

      ***** Hahahahahahahahahahha YEA IT IS.

  • @Eightbog
    @Eightbog Před 9 lety +2071

    Re-Watching All the ProJared Videos anyone else?

  • @supershinystar5515
    @supershinystar5515 Před 6 lety +39

    2:20 “The hit title Hydlide”
    Excuse me what?

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 Před 5 lety +4

      Maybe they meant to say shit title, but either couldn't spell it, or maybe it's a typo or they censored it?

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 Před 5 lety +5

      The game was a huge hit in Japan and it came out about three to five years before it hit North America.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 Před 5 lety +1

      @@micdrop344 Oh ok. Thanks for the help dude.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 Před 5 lety

      @@shawnfields2757, anytime.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 Před 5 lety +1

      @@micdrop344Cool. Thanks. I hope to see you around the net. Until then, have a great day/night, and remember to stay beautiful.

  • @ratxinxaxcage
    @ratxinxaxcage Před 4 lety +35

    Ah, the hydlide trilogy. How I’ve missed you. I never gave up on you Jared, happy to revisit the classics.

  • @pine4875
    @pine4875 Před 8 lety +1611

    Its entertaining to watch all hydlide reviews in a rowXD

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade Před 8 lety +275

    Dammit Varalis, stop gaioshfiouhjvweing the princess!

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 Před 8 lety +13

      Varalis: ILL DO WHAT I WANT! As long as some guy doesn't come into my castle and kill me- OH NO THAT SPECIFIC THING HAPPENED TO ME X.X

    • @honkhonk877
      @honkhonk877 Před 8 lety +11

      Varalys*

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 Před 7 lety +7

      ohhhhh you must be soooooo coooool when you are killed you get a statue of yourself, hmhm, not edgy at all.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 Před 5 lety +1

      You spelled his name wrong.

  • @slatebrick6016
    @slatebrick6016 Před 4 lety +68

    You're so engaging. I forgot what a good reviewer you are. Oh and could you do more D&D stuff? that would be fun

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 Před 6 lety +39

    0:06 when you realize you have to go back to school

  • @Danko1900
    @Danko1900 Před 10 lety +39

    "Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a Pimp!" I couldn't stop laughing at that part!

  • @sydneythompson5600
    @sydneythompson5600 Před 8 lety +569

    I like that the manual says "the hit title hydlide is back!!" -__- riiiiiiight...

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 Před 8 lety +18

      REALLY????? o__o huh... wouldn't have expected that... >.>

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 Před 8 lety +6

      just look at some of the content they create and yeah, that's an easy thing to figure out. XP

    • @adudzik
      @adudzik Před 8 lety +68

      Hydlide first came out in Japan in 1984. There was no North American version until 1989, by which point there were buckets of superior games to compare it to, notably The Legend of Zelda (1986). But it was an innovative game when it first came out. Prominent releases from 1984 were games like Tetris, Duck Hunt, Paperboy, Marble Madness and Excitebike-there were few RPG games at the time, and close to zero action RPGs.
      Of course The Legend of Zelda made Hydlide look like hot trash, but for more than a year, in Japan, Hydlide was legitimately the most interesting game of its kind. Games were primitive, especially before the NES-keep in mind that in North America, Pac-Man was still a top-seller as late as 1982!

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 Před 8 lety +2

      oh wow. o.o I never knew any of that.. that's neat! :P

    • @lddestroier814
      @lddestroier814 Před 7 lety +26

      And it's absolutely right. I hit my hydlide cartridge all the time.

  • @stephendonovan9084
    @stephendonovan9084 Před 7 lety +249

    Super Hydlide was foreshadowing. It was warning you, Jared. It, as the best of the Hydlides, was trying to save you from what was to come.
    This is a Sega game, and it is a joke.

  • @raygatana1886
    @raygatana1886 Před 3 lety +8

    I hit shuffle on the full ProJared playlist and this was the first video. We're in for a good ride folks

  • @toastwings9358
    @toastwings9358 Před 8 lety +311

    wait... the manual says "the hit title HYDLIDE is back." do I even have to point out the flaw with that sentence?

    • @Battle_64
      @Battle_64 Před 8 lety +9

      Makes you wonder how the devs of this game were even able to get 4 games out. Like, was the first game such an amazing success that this needed to happen?

    • @blaze45ful
      @blaze45ful Před 8 lety +7

      they say that in japan it was a huge succes in its time.

    • @toastwings9358
      @toastwings9358 Před 8 lety +3

      blaze45ful WAAAAAAT?!?

    • @salvatoreventura4623
      @salvatoreventura4623 Před 8 lety

      yes we get it hit title lol

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před 8 lety +12

      +blaze45ful I can imagine that, since there probably wasn't really anything else like it at the time. Of course, when Zelda came out Hydlide was made totally obsolete, but before Zelda it was probably the only adventure RPG available, and when you have nothing similar to compare a game to even the most flawed titles can seem good.

  • @ChiefCoralcola
    @ChiefCoralcola Před 7 lety +114

    Jared's intro face never gets old... even after 3 years of watching this video.

  • @bappojujubes981
    @bappojujubes981 Před 4 lety +14

    6:47 "You get Tool. Yeah, I get Tool! It's great!"

  • @calvinskithepolishamerican7524

    0:05 The sound of true pain

  • @FoxGlove_
    @FoxGlove_ Před 8 lety +279

    Next is STOP MOTION Hydlide

  • @lvl5Vaporeon
    @lvl5Vaporeon Před 7 lety +1310

    So a large meaningless world with lackluster content and a bad ending?
    Wow Jared. You reviewed No Man's Sky before it even came out!

    • @tonyrigorous
      @tonyrigorous Před 7 lety +73

      Savage.

    • @miciah8340
      @miciah8340 Před 7 lety +17

      lvl5Vaporeon savage level:99999

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma Před 7 lety +12

      To be fair the ending was part of the original Hydelide.

    • @shinny_grimmy
      @shinny_grimmy Před 7 lety +18

      16ktsgamma That's like saying it's alright that your car broke down, because your last car did the same thing.

    • @anotheronebitesthedust6100
      @anotheronebitesthedust6100 Před 7 lety +28

      You forgot that the world is randomly generated.

  • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
    @DopeioThePhoneBoi Před 6 lety +349

    Atlus? Like...Persona Atlus!?

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing Před 4 lety +96

    "Hey, look what I found! You know what this means- WEEE MINECART SEQUENCE!!! It somehow works in both directions despite having a 15 foot jump!"

  • @icarusmarioFAN
    @icarusmarioFAN Před 8 lety +742

    If Virtual Hydlide got a Hydlide/10 and Hydlide got a Bee sting/10, does that mean that Virtual Hydlide also gets a Bee sting/10?

    • @AlanStagner
      @AlanStagner Před 8 lety +176

      +FireIcarus I think mathematically speaking that's actually (Bee Sting/10)/10

    • @_Altus
      @_Altus Před 8 lety +22

      +Masaaki Hosoi
      So is that *half* a Bee Sting out of ten, or *two* Bee Stings out of ten?

    • @AlanStagner
      @AlanStagner Před 8 lety +79

      +Ruin That's one tenth of a bee sting out of ten.

    • @_Altus
      @_Altus Před 8 lety +8

      Masaaki Hosoi
      I wasn't clear. I understand the math, I'm not talking about that. I meant that since a Bee Sting is bad, and that's why it was used, would (Bee Sting/10)/10 mean it's only half as bad, or twice as bad?

    • @AlanStagner
      @AlanStagner Před 8 lety +54

      +Ruin If we assume bee sting actually stands for a number, and the scale is lower=worse and higher=better, than according to Google calculator and a few test substitutions for bee sting I think that actually makes it 10 times worse.
      Which, judging from ProJared's reaction at the very start of the video, might not be far from the truth.

  • @AQWWill
    @AQWWill Před 8 lety +221

    "ugh.. HYDLIDE... Saying the same gives you a gag reflex... HYDLIDE."

    • @underarkduke9172
      @underarkduke9172 Před 8 lety +7

      avgn

    • @peteranderson5296
      @peteranderson5296 Před 8 lety +17

      +Nova ...Sounds so wretched and foul... Maybe it's pronounced "hid-lide", but who knows? And who even knows what the fvck it means?
      ~AVGN's introductory line, "Hydlide", Episode 86

    • @graceskate
      @graceskate Před 8 lety +2

      it's true it does lol

    • @seto635
      @seto635 Před 8 lety +2

      +Nova ... I'm curious as to what he would say to this game. or the Japanese second game (Projared said Super Hydlide was technically game 3, and AVGN does play some games only released in Japan)

    • @MiloTheMightyDude
      @MiloTheMightyDude Před 8 lety +6

      Dr. Jyklle and Mr. Hydlide. 'Nuff said.

  • @bluezilla2547
    @bluezilla2547 Před rokem +3

    Still the best intro to ANY of his videos. I legit watched it numerous times before getting anywhere close to watching the full video proper.
    If you've seen the reviews for the first 2 games you'll understand EXACTLY why he would be making that face and noise upon dealing with another Hydlide game.

  • @EPKLemonz
    @EPKLemonz Před 4 lety +52

    Can y'all imagine when we finally get a new Pro Review and see the intro again. Welcome back, Jared!

    • @edcellwarrior
      @edcellwarrior Před 4 lety

      I think he said that the creator of the intro song won’t let him use it anymore.

    • @HEMIpoweredherochao
      @HEMIpoweredherochao Před 4 lety +2

      . . . . not like he needs it.

    • @Cheshipuss
      @Cheshipuss Před 4 lety

      @@edcellwarrior What a redundant thing to restrict. Unless he also wants him to take it out of every single video it's in as well, any additional videos wouldn't make a difference. He's just acting like a child at that point.

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. Před 4 lety

      @@Cheshipuss One could argue that he just doesn't want to be associated with the whole scandal
      One could if he didn't make a remix of the song mocking Jared's situation

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko Před 4 lety

      @@Cheshipuss He still uses it for his new videos as the outro theme.

  • @flan1299
    @flan1299 Před 8 lety +621

    I want Bethesda to make a Skyrim style remake of Hydlide

    • @TheBrutalSax
      @TheBrutalSax Před 8 lety +128

      Jim the Dovahkiin...

    • @lizzycorvus5109
      @lizzycorvus5109 Před 8 lety +100

      With a F*ck You, Nature DLC!

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams Před 8 lety +48

      I made a "Jim the Knight" character in Skyrim. Altmeri knight with a sword an shield. It was fun.

    • @diegojose193
      @diegojose193 Před 8 lety +1

      ***** Lol yass

    • @Monody512
      @Monody512 Před 8 lety +49

      I want Bethesda to make a Hydlide style remake of Skyrim.

  • @l0stndamned
    @l0stndamned Před 8 lety +264

    The vampire and the mage are implied to escape the first fight (turning into a bat and teleporting respectively), hence why you fight them again but not the other bosses. Due to the terrible graphics I only notices this on my second play-through.

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned Před 8 lety +41

      ***** It was one of those stupid teenage dares :)

    • @Rakuyo13
      @Rakuyo13 Před 8 lety +95

      but the manual says that its impossible to play twice

    • @Maxiz60
      @Maxiz60 Před 7 lety +24

      l0stndamned are you insane?

    • @olivius8891
      @olivius8891 Před 6 lety +25

      You played it twice?

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 Před 6 lety +8

      l0stndamned why did you play this twice?

  • @Kreiser_VII
    @Kreiser_VII Před 4 lety +7

    After rewatching every ProReview several times, I can say without doubt that this is easily the best Cold Opening. I'm sure that if Cold Openings have a chance to return, they're gonna learn from this... Curiously it's the last of them, well, better to end on a high note

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament Před 4 lety +14

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 16

  • @MegaAnimazing
    @MegaAnimazing Před 9 lety +76

    "You just touch one of the trees, but if you touch the wrong one, BEEEEEES!!!!"
    It came back.

    • @gappletime9437
      @gappletime9437 Před 9 lety +1

      Line came as I read your comment XD

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Před 9 lety

      *****
      Not the bees~!! Not the bees~!!

    • @TheTrueChuster
      @TheTrueChuster Před 9 lety

      ***** So did I.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 Před 2 lety

      To be fair, how many people do you think could survive stings from bees that big?

  • @DaviddeBergerac
    @DaviddeBergerac Před 10 lety +63

    Y'know. I think Hydlide had a better ending than Virtual Hydlide.
    At least in Hydlide the "Congratulations" had an ! after it.

  • @AlpenSkyWatcher
    @AlpenSkyWatcher Před 4 lety +2

    My home tab and recommendations keeps getting filled with ProJared videos. And I havent been bored from his vids.

  • @caliggyjack7480
    @caliggyjack7480 Před 2 lety +7

    Jared' s utter disdain for the Hydlide series never stops being funny

  • @heartstriker2831
    @heartstriker2831 Před 8 lety +274

    "not the bees!!!! aaaahhhhh!!!!aaaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" - Jim the Knight

    • @min._.5940
      @min._.5940 Před 8 lety +10

      killed by bees

    • @astro6239
      @astro6239 Před 8 lety +5

      akso Portly dude the Knight... dead by bees.

    • @annakuehne5126
      @annakuehne5126 Před 8 lety +6

      fuck you nature

    • @calilaployploy2827
      @calilaployploy2827 Před 8 lety +6

      anything but the bees!!!!....aaahh....mi eyes....ahhh!!!

    • @astro6239
      @astro6239 Před 8 lety +7

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!~1!111111!!!!!!!1

  • @arkhamfivehundred
    @arkhamfivehundred Před 7 lety +313

    You know your game is a disaster if it makes Zelda's Adventure CD-i look like a masterpiece.

  • @carlrichie2012
    @carlrichie2012 Před 4 lety +7

    Watching this now, hope you get back on your feet and start creating awesomeness like this again soon

  • @Archvale8
    @Archvale8 Před 4 lety +3

    Honestly, your best opening, it cracks me up every single time, and an awesome way to retire the old bit. One of my fav reviews of yours!

  • @WaterLines333
    @WaterLines333 Před 10 lety +89

    That noise at the very begining.
    That is the sound of pure fear and hatred.

    • @TheAssOfEternity
      @TheAssOfEternity Před 10 lety +20

      No. It's much worse.
      That is the sound of a mans soul coming apart at the seams and dying. Not the body, but the soul. It's a fate ten times worse than death.

    • @WaterLines333
      @WaterLines333 Před 10 lety +11

      GorillaBorg or the sound of dragging a Led Zeppelin fan to a beiber concert.

    • @TheAssOfEternity
      @TheAssOfEternity Před 10 lety +5

      [NKH] Plymouth Haefeli
      That also works.

    • @spool122
      @spool122 Před 10 lety +6

      GorillaBorg or a man who's been taken to deepest and darkest parts of hell, and has been tortured by the very thought of the dark evil. By "deepest, darkest parts of hell", i mean the back of a flea market, and by "dark evil" i mean Virtual Hydlide.

    • @ARandomLoafOfBread
      @ARandomLoafOfBread Před 10 lety +4

      Or simply a man facing the prospect of playing Virtual Hydlide. A fate worse than death.........

  • @sarahvilardi3071
    @sarahvilardi3071 Před 8 lety +110

    This game gets a bee sting/100.

    • @JackStache
      @JackStache Před 6 lety +1

      Zack Vilardi 10000000000000*

    • @Noid
      @Noid Před 2 lety

      Is that division? Wouldn’t that mean that it isn’t as painful as the bee sting is further from the largest value?

  • @MatTen532
    @MatTen532 Před rokem +3

    Can't wait till Jared covers this game in Now In The 90's

  • @FireballFlareblitz734
    @FireballFlareblitz734 Před 4 lety +6

    “I’m playing Hydlide…”
    “I’m playing SUPER Hydlide…”
    “*weak screams of anguish*”

  • @ceedthemediocre
    @ceedthemediocre Před 8 lety +50

    For the curious at the 11:30 mark...
    Turns out, he's speaking Japanese. Slowed down and reversed.
    purei suru ninzuu o erande kudasai
    Which means "Please choose the number of players".

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 Před 5 lety +14

      The answer to that is 0

    • @pigfish99
      @pigfish99 Před 5 lety +8

      thats because this is using an engine... FOR GOLF.

    • @alexanderkosten7611
      @alexanderkosten7611 Před 2 lety +4

      @@pigfish99 Now I'm imagining the horrible alternate universe where Hydlide managed to achieve mainstream success instead of Zelda, and had a golf spinoff series like Mario does. I feel a deep need to inflict this traumatizing idea upon anyone else who stumbles into this comment section.

  • @EymericSeven
    @EymericSeven Před 8 lety +93

    ATLUS ?!
    Persona, Catherine, Shin Megami tensei ATLUS ?!

    • @TheBrianJ
      @TheBrianJ Před 8 lety +27

      +Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) Following the success of Persona, Shin Megami Tensei, and Catherine, Atlus published their masterpiece: Virtual Hydlide.

    • @EymericSeven
      @EymericSeven Před 8 lety +10

      Is this the real life ? ;-;

    • @eyem6407
      @eyem6407 Před 8 lety +7

      +Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) is this just fantasy?

    • @harleyalegarbes3297
      @harleyalegarbes3297 Před 8 lety +6

      +Eyem caught in a landslide

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea Před 8 lety +4

      +Harley Alegarbes no escape from reality

  • @greymaster8203
    @greymaster8203 Před 4 lety +11

    Everybody should have asked your side Jared

    • @aryanpatel2924
      @aryanpatel2924 Před 4 lety +2

      I DESPERATELY hope the Internet takes this as a lesson to never make their judgement until all sides are heard. The fucked thing is that there's no way in hell this will happen because the Internet, nay, humanity as a whole never learns from their mistakes.
      It's a shame, it really is. In a perfect world, bad things like this only happen once and then never again. But this ain't no perfect world, now is it?

  • @opa-age
    @opa-age Před rokem +5

    Thanks for the review, this game actually impressed me a lot more than I expected, being one of the earliest 3D RPGs ever made.

  • @-mykerthegeek-2713
    @-mykerthegeek-2713 Před 8 lety +17

    using the invincibilty star's theme from super mario while playing the death montage is hilariously ironic.

  • @sunnysideup137
    @sunnysideup137 Před 10 lety +19

    "It's like sacrificing a child with every swing!"
    "Good thing I don't care about kids."
    You're cool
    Subbed.

    • @livbarnhart1605
      @livbarnhart1605 Před 10 lety +1

      *****
      "Are you HE? You're a PIMP!"
      Best game quote of all time...I am snickering just while typing this...

  • @werewolf4925
    @werewolf4925 Před 4 lety +164

    Hopefully new comments on your old videos also help you out :3

  • @Mingulinthu
    @Mingulinthu Před rokem +1

    So many years later and I still keep coming back to hear those first 7 seconds.
    Absolute highest grade ghoulish screech.

  • @JorseyBurden
    @JorseyBurden Před 9 lety +151

    When you showed the title screen my mind denied that Atlus made this game and blurred it when I read it

    • @zynnyzoo
      @zynnyzoo Před 9 lety

      Takeshi's Challenge!? Oh, WAUGH is me!

    • @videomaker580
      @videomaker580 Před 8 lety +15

      +Jorsey Burden Publish isn't the same thing as develop. T&E Soft Inc appears to be the company that actually made the game. Atlus only made the game available for everyone to purchase.

    • @videomaker580
      @videomaker580 Před 8 lety

      +Don Patawaran
      Thank you! I saw this pic on Google images and had to use it.

    • @icarusmarioFAN
      @icarusmarioFAN Před 8 lety

      +Jorsey Burden Why are you Takeshi?!

    • @JorseyBurden
      @JorseyBurden Před 8 lety +6

      Why are you not?

  • @DerekEidahl
    @DerekEidahl Před 8 lety +11

    "...making it impossible to play this game twice""Well they got that right."XD

  • @ryanhutchinson4467
    @ryanhutchinson4467 Před 3 lety +5

    0:05 When your crush says “let’s just be friends.”

  • @marcopollo2198
    @marcopollo2198 Před 4 lety +4

    Happy Birthday to this video and jared!

  • @Shogunelite
    @Shogunelite Před 9 lety +81

    The hell did the vampire say?

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 Před 9 lety +93

      Nesto Navalo Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!

    • @Shogunelite
      @Shogunelite Před 9 lety +8

      I meant what did it actually say.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 Před 9 lety +54

      Nesto Navalo I don't know, ask the developers, even though they were probably higher than the Empire State Building when they programmed it.

    • @Shogunelite
      @Shogunelite Před 9 lety +65

      I'm almost disappointed to say but it's a backmask of the Japanese saying purei suru ninzuu o erande kudasai. Roughly translated it means: Please Choose the number of players.
      And it was slowed down to give a deeper voice. Now that we know what this gibberish means I can sleep a little better at night.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 Před 9 lety +11

      Nesto Navalo It still sounds like he's high.

  • @deneb_tm
    @deneb_tm Před 9 lety +89

    In the manual it says "The *hit title* HYDLIDE is back!"
    Hit title? More like HIT THE TITLE BECAUSE IT SUCKS SO BAD!

  • @kylewynn3147
    @kylewynn3147 Před 6 lety +5

    4:16 What do you mean Jared? You get score. What all true warriors strive for.

  • @brinkofgaming
    @brinkofgaming Před 3 lety +2

    Gaaaaaah this intro still gets me to this day! :P I love revisiting these older Jared videos from time to time! Always good for loads of laughs!

  • @hard4games
    @hard4games Před 10 lety +246

    Dear Lord...this game...

  • @shademeadows2424
    @shademeadows2424 Před 9 lety +13

    I Like the fact that he redo the same jokes and phrases from the original Hydlide review! and it is still funny in a different way! XD (so many SAME things to list... LOVE IT)

  • @TNewGuy001
    @TNewGuy001 Před 4 lety +5

    That intro...never gets old. "Auuuuuugh-"

  • @titan7181
    @titan7181 Před rokem +4

    this is probably still my favorite cold open he has ever done.

  • @gostcade1254
    @gostcade1254 Před 10 lety +61

    THE PRINCESS' FUCKING NECK WAS LIKE 1000 FEET LONG JESUS CHRIST

    • @geneticwizard132
      @geneticwizard132 Před 10 lety +32

      Giraffe Princess. A movie about a princess who is exploded into fairies.
      Her towel boy, 'Jim' has to run around, and collect her pieces.
      Alas, all was not well, since when the adventure ended, the princess came back as...
      ...
      ...
      *A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE*
      And thus ends the tale of how I met your mother.

    • @monkeyscientist9913
      @monkeyscientist9913 Před 9 lety +10

      Bobjin Bubson Sounds canon to me.

    • @SaganSacredArrow
      @SaganSacredArrow Před 9 lety +9

      Bobjin Bubson Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 Před 9 lety

      My neck is almost that long. Almost.

  • @theganon111
    @theganon111 Před 7 lety +149

    The princess has the longest neck i will ever see on a human being.

  • @user-rx1xt2nd5e
    @user-rx1xt2nd5e Před 6 lety +4

    This intro is godlike

  • @ashe2253
    @ashe2253 Před 2 lety +3

    "We have left the realm of frames per second to seconds per frame"

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh Před 10 lety +60

    This needs a HD remake.

    • @jacknotbarakat
      @jacknotbarakat Před 10 lety +23

      Oh, hi there, Satan! :)

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Před 10 lety +17

      Jack Is A Fangirl
      I just want to preserve this classic for future generations :3

    • @halfhalo33
      @halfhalo33 Před 10 lety +2

      Get a emulator, then get a ROM, set the display @ 1080p w/ some AA.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Před 10 lety

      halfhalo33 But what about the textures :3 ?!

    • @koshi6505
      @koshi6505 Před 10 lety

      halfhalo33 I don't think that would work. The art is digitized.

  • @thesilverblueman
    @thesilverblueman Před 10 lety +22

    (manual) the hit title hydlide is back again. I cant stop laughing at that

  • @loganreads90
    @loganreads90 Před 4 lety +4

    0:05 Jared's accusers when Jared spills the real tea.

  • @DayronDesmet
    @DayronDesmet Před 3 lety

    I love going through thses over and over, even 7 years in. Still love this stuff. Thank you Projared

  • @Thunderfox77
    @Thunderfox77 Před 10 lety +13

    11:29 never gets old

    • @CuddleMushroom
      @CuddleMushroom Před 10 lety

      Thunderfox77 i wish i could give you more thumbs ups :(

  • @kid14346
    @kid14346 Před 10 lety +30

    Childhood Nightmare Games
    ProJared - Hydlide
    Caddicarus - Rascal Racers
    ...
    That's actually all I know...

    • @CoffeeNinjaderp
      @CoffeeNinjaderp Před 10 lety

      Every NES gamer - E. ..... No I can't even type the name of that steaming pile of dog shit.

    • @newsuperstevebros
      @newsuperstevebros Před 10 lety +17

      CoffeeNinjaderp
      Do you mean E.T.? Because that was for atari 2600, you goof troop.

    • @CoffeeNinjaderp
      @CoffeeNinjaderp Před 10 lety +5

      No I mean like Eh.... The game I was referring to was Dr. Jekyll and... Mr. Hyde. :(

    • @CoffeeNinjaderp
      @CoffeeNinjaderp Před 10 lety

      ***** Don't copy me please. That was what I was referencing.

    • @CoffeeNinjaderp
      @CoffeeNinjaderp Před 10 lety

      Seems legit

  • @idontwant7139
    @idontwant7139 Před 4 lety

    I'm so glad you're back. I've subscribed both of your channels. We're gonna get it back to one million!

  • @SPARTAN_B-312
    @SPARTAN_B-312 Před 4 lety +5

    "And then Varalys gjbhgjberh and the princess explodes into fairies! :D"