r/Askreddit What Stupid Rule At Your School/Work Backfired Beautifully?
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- r/Askreddit in today's Askreddit thread, we check out times when terrible rules at a person's school or work has backfired terribly! For example, one student threw his bully out of a school window because of his school's zero tolerance policy on violence. His perspective was, "If I'm going to get punished for defending myself, I may as well make it worth my while!" We also have stories of employees showing their bosses just how incredibly stupid the new company policies are. If you like this content, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos!
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What is your school/work's really stupid rule?
Mine was that girls couldn't show shoulders
When was the last time anybody went to the hub and was like "HOT TEEN EXPOSED SHOULDERS! GIRLS RUB SHOULDERS IN HOT SHOULDER ON SHOULDER ACTION!"
FiRsT
Keep up the good work Rslash! Please do more scary and horror stories, you have the right voice for narration.
Lol, mine was and still is. No standing up. During a break. Even if you are social distancing. No standing. I got yelled at for breaking the rule.
We werent allowed to run, like not the running in the hallways, like run during recess (in primary school). Apparently it was a safety hazard so we just kinda sat or walked.
LMAO MAN YOUR COMMENTS ARE SO UNDERRATED
School: no bullying! And we don't tolerate things eithe-
Kid: *pushes bully over the window*
*Task failed successfully*
I mean, who amongst you whoâs been through all of the public school hasnât seen at least one kid push another through a window?
Violence isn't the answer, unless you keep asking the right question
When I was at school we also had a zero digging policie
It worked so well that when people did have fights no one ever told the teachers
Ever...
One kid did and he ended up in hospital
I'm against fighting, always has been, but I'm not that silly
@@taxevasion0336 I believe in self defense
In school, around my 10-12 years old, during a PE class, the teacher was taking our BMI. So we are going two at time, stripping to underwear to be weighed (boys and girls do PE in different gymnasiums). By a bad coincidence I go at same time as a bully of mine, and I hated be underdressed (at the time I would go to beach and poll in short and tshirt), so I got anxious and my bully didn't help. On the way back he began to pester me, I don't remember what make me lash out, buy at the end I was mauling him and 7 classmates trying to hold me down (I was and still a friendly giant nerd).
We are send to the coordinator office to explain what happened, the bully got 3 days suspended and I just got a warning.
The way adults work when it comes to kids is "you have to follow the rules, but they don't apply to me, because you're a kid and I'm an adult." It's ridiculous, but it happens everywhere.
That shit pisses me off so badly!
That was the one thing I really disliked about my Dad - do as I say, don't do as I do. And so I made a definite point of NOT doing that with my kids. I started wearing a cycle helmet when I taught them to ride bikes and we went on bike rides together and when I went to their mother's to collect them on a weekend.
And as a smoker I couldn't say "Don't smoke, it's bad!" so I told them that starting to smoke was the stupidest mistake I'd ever made and all the reasons WHY it was such a bad idea.
@@treeefrogUK We need more of you
When some seniors in high school are actually 18 and also according to the eyes of the law an adult...
As I kid, I always assumed that people who made the rules were automatically exempt from them, so I would often go against rules that I made up for the other students in class.
But that raises the question: am I the only one who didn't have critical thinking skills as a kid?
School: WE DON'T TOLERATE ANYTHI-
The Kid: If I'm going to the time, then I'll do the crime.
*to do the time
@@SilverFang2789 embarrassing man đł
Yeah my middle school was like that, except smart asses like me found the loopholes lol.
The bullies didn't fair much better either.
That's the mindset I have. Schools will punish you for fighting back, so you might as well screw your antagonist up
@@Q_ari I'm just waiting for someone to drag the bully to the office
I remember the silicone bracelets that said "I love boobies" that they used to sell everywhere around town for Breast Cancer Awareness. Everybody in my class had one, like they were THE thing to have in middle and elementary school. The new elementary school principal banned them for using the word "boobies" because it was "inappropriate", so anybody caught with one had their bracelet confiscated and was given detention.
Then, a high school teacher was diagnosed and they tried to change directions COMPLETELY, encouraging everybody to buy one to support her. Parents refused, citing the contradictory rules that elementary and middle school students had been subjected to for the last year.
They didn't allow their kids to wear the bracelets (to school; many still wore them outside of school) until the principals gave a formal apology about THEIR (the principals') inapporpriate behavior.
"That's like the police going up to some headless guy and going 'hold it! You're under arrest for murder!!'"
Headless Horseman: *sweats nervously*
Nearly Headless Nick: *chuckles* Iâm in danger
Or any Dullahan
@@youraveragemango8671 I think that counts as ATTEMPTED murder.
At my old school all the menâs bathrooms had signs saying âtreat this bathroom with respect or it will be locked at break and lunchâ. One day someone trashed every single menâs bathroom in the whole school, them being the idiots they were locked them for lunch the next day, some guys who were desperate enough literally went into the womanâs restroom, other waited until class and when asked why they didnât go at lunch replied something like âI literally couldnâtâ. Youâd think they unlocked them, well they did, one week later after they had over 20 parents threatening lawsuits
did the lady student let them use their bathroom?
@@misschuckito1311 I hope but it seems unlikely
We had them all locked the last 5 minutes, the 5 minutes in between class, and the first 5 minutes of class. Also during lunch and before and after school. Then they got mad that everyone went during class. That went on the whole time I was in high school. It was awful
Reminds me of a why didn't you go to the bathroom during break? Bathroom during break: Demonic shenanigans
@@MonsterUnderYourBed. well they needed to PEE or SHIT somewhere I'd rather it be in a girls bathroom....or whatever rather than on the fucking floor
Little RSlash tryin to start a revolution in the 3rd grade what a king
It was actually daycare. But yeah, I agree.
@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 You're usually in 3rd grade when you're 8. Was r/slash held back a few years?
@@Cantfi That's a good question actually. Now I'm curious.
@@Cantfi daycare can be after school. I had my 5 or 6 birthday at daycare even though I was in kindergarten/1st and my mom just couldnât watch so I went there
Revolution? King? Something ainât adding up
I stopped wearing a bra in high school, one, because it was more comfortable, and two, the bra strap rule is the dumbest rule on earth. 7 years later, I still donât wear one lol
You go girl! \o/ Let 'em bounce/swing free! :-D lol
LMAO!
I think the PTA, the Governors and the Police need to have a word with the Principal about throttling back on his "Bra Inspection".
Tbh, I thought the student was going to say she didn't think it was appropriate that a Male Faculty Member was inspecting and dictating to female students on the standards of their bras and that perhaps she and her parents ought to have a word with the School Board..
Amen. As soon as quarantine started, no bra. Haven't worn one since then. My mom still tells me to put one on, but she usually doesn't notice. Mission accomplished, my sleep is wonderful.
I never wore a bra the entire time. I remember mrs. Principal calling my mom here and there seeing if we were too money-tight to get me one. (We weren't I just don't wear them) soon Mrs. Counselor then took me out to go Christmas shopping for myself in freshman year. I'll give the short version and it made me uncomfortable when they gave me clothing I personally didn't wear and they didn't listen that I knew my size but insist on me trying it on. So I just said yes to the first item they grabbed. I just wanted out. They also insisted on getting me a bra..... Multiple. Still haven't worn them. And if I do it's a sports bra! ITS DOES THE SANE THING!!
The first story, I'm imagining the kid is like 7 feet tall. He grabs the bully's belt and collar, and then chucks him through the window like Moe used to do with Barney.
That would be a sight worth seeing
I can picture some dude being chucked out a second story window
Rslash's candy story reminded me of a story of my own:
Once on a field trip my mom had packed me a small chocolate bar. The teacher confiscated it and said I wasn't allowed to have candy since it was unfair to the other kids. However, as part of the field trip we stopped to buy ice cream. We were supposed to bring money from home to do this, and there was no maximum allowed amount. So some kids had more money to spend than others, and they ended up buying ice cream AND candy. Including chocolate bars bigger than the one I had. The teacher was fine with that because "they bought it". As if I fucking stole my candy bar or something.
When were back at school after the trip I asked for my chocolate bar back. The teacher acted as if she didn't know what I was talking about and denied ever taking my chocolate. I am willing to bet money she ate it on the bus on the way to location. I have several reasons to hate that teacher, she was the legitimately an awful person. But that was one of the worst things she did. She literally stole candy from an 8 year old.
Fun fact: When she announced at the end of the school year that she was quitting (found out later that she actually got fired), I celebrated by going "Yes!". I was not as subtle as I thought I was. Everyone both heard and saw me fist pump.
I think your teacher just wanted some chocolate and found a stupid excuse to confiscate yours so she could have it.
@@skyblue5300 Most likely. She was a vile person so she probably wouldn't have any qualms about that.
I had a lot of shit teachers, but she might actually have been the worst.
There's always that one awful teacher! Way back in 8th grade, my social studies teacher needed to take a good portion of his year off (I forget why now, been too long) and so they brought in a substitute. She came in a week before he left to get to know the ins and out and meet the students and seemed nice enough.
That all ended once she was in his position. I don't think she understood all the projects that were in place and was just unrelentingly nasty about any little mistake anyone made. She wasn't afraid to point this out in the front of the class either. I'm not going to say I was a good student by any means at this time (I was something of a class clown and waaay to good for homework!) so I seemed to be a frequent target of some of this ire.
By the time she departed, she had become the most unliked person in the school. Even the actual faculty didn't get along with her. This many years later I've forgotten why.
@@PinataFreaks damn, what a heifer! Did you tell your parents? Did they do anything? I feel for little kid you... đ„ș
@@MAZZ0Murder maybe because she was a jerk to them too? Some people really believe that they are above others, just because they might have a pretty resume, or they went to some uppity school...
My school has a janitor who everyday he sits outside of the cleaning closet and has a bucket of candy that everyone can take as long as they say hi to him. He was a very sweet man everyone loved him.
This made me tear up for some reason
That is an awesome janitor
aight you talking mad bs for someone in raise distance
@@sidharthvitthanala9935 aye bro, even if heâs saying bs just enjoy the wholesome story
@@SpairM I meant that man deserves a raise
I can see the boys above saying, "its not a skirt, its a kilt!"
I honestly didnât even bat an eye seeing that pic because with the tartan pattern, they DO look like kilts.
I was hoping it was going to be part of the "no shorts" story! A bit of malicious compliance when it's too hot to wear trousers
When my middle school came up with a stupid strict uniform policy this smart ass quickly noticed it didn't say anything about a boy wearing the girls uniform. Most of the school thought it was funny as hell, the admins not so much.
Some schools in england have a no shorts rule (they think they don't look smart?) which is a real pain in the summer. But the uniform policy isn't locked to the students gender so skirts get worn.
to be fair, a kilt is essentially a type of skirt
In third grade I brought a zebra cake to school and tried to eat it during lunch. A staff member yelled at me because I didn't bring one for everyone. According to them bringing your own lunch is okay but God forbid you bring something to go along with your "hot" lunch.
âYoU DIdnâT BriNG oNe fOR EveRYoNeâ you want me to ask my parents for $100+ worth of ZEBRA CAKES?????
Did you still eat it? Lol
I had a similar scenario! I was in Middle School and had some of my Halloween Candy and a teacher yelled at me for not bringing enough for everyone. Bein a the smart ass that was, I turned to the teacher and said, "Right after *you* bring enough for everyone otherwise, you shouldn't have a secret candy stash at your desk if your not going to share!"
That rule lasted only a month and then it got change to Lunch only.
@@randomboys1000 nope it got taken away from me
@@pumpkinspice7541 Exactly! It's not my fault that "the other kids are jealous" that I'm not giving them a zebra cake. In fact I don't even think the kids cared. It was taken away from me. I paid for it. If we're not allowed to share food from our plate, we shouldn't be allowed to bring in food for everybody else.
Props to the second guy for calling himself an asshole and sharing his story
I call myself an asshole all the time
@@hydra9476 but do you share your embarrassing stories for the public?
@@winterspectre yes actually
"Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture."
[School] [Prison]
"They're the same picture."
That was my only regret with those who bullied me. Not fighting back. If I was gonna get suspended anyway, I may as well go down swinging.
By the time I hit high school I was like that
It took me years to get to my breaking point. Turns out all the bullies were little bitches who didn't know how to fight back at all
my school has a policy that 3 strikes you get suspended, i already got 2 strikes. The first time i confront my bully by yelling in the middle of the field, thankfully the older class mate break it off and i got the strike. The second time it happen it was after school is over but happened on the school ground, i slap him in the face really hard that he turned around, then i choked him, iâm not exactly proud but enough is enough, i choked him for 5 minutes, each time i let loose my arm to let him breath then i choked him again, and again, and again, until my friends and teacher separated us, second strike. He never bothered me after that
@@rivaldo5176 In gr.9 (age 14) I had a girl strangle me out cause I didn't share an inside joke with her. I'm not suprised he never talked to you again, I never talked to her either
@@whatevername4873 we remained civil to each other, but he never bothered me because he now knows what will i do to him if he tried that shit. I regretted that sometimes but he basically asked for it
I worked at a casino where we were literally not allowed to say no to the highest paying customers. These customers could literally have anybody fired for anything. There were posters all over the back of house showing the "Seven stars card" and saying "the answer is yes". It lasted for years and even after the company was sold and policy rescinded, still breeds some of the most entitled customers ever.
Frankly Iâm surprised after the stalls were locked that guys werenât using the sinks
I would've pissed in the teacher's trash can
I would have shit in the urinals
That actually happened at my school. It came to an end when some little snitch went to the principal about every boy peeing in the sinks and just giving no fĂŒcks
I bet the Principal got an ear raping from the Janitor and I'll also bet the words "Union" and "Walkout" were used MULTIPLE times!
@@matthewbare255 Why call them a snitch when they're simply pointing out the resulting inevitable outcome?
Me and my friends were almost suspended for âbeing in a gangâ because we all got the same kind of shoes. They were skating shoes. Like sold as skateboarding shoes. The brand was Eâs. This was like in 2002 and I was like 12 in the 7th grade
You telling me a 30 year old commended âpoo pooâ somewhere
I don't get why kids wearing the same things is evidence of them being in a gang. Is that an American thing? Do American gang members have a dress code?
@@limiv5272 Yes
@@limiv5272 yeah and they are very strict on your shoes
@@limiv5272 doesnât this mean that schools that have a dress code are all just gangs in disguise
Regarding the fake vouchers at school comment, once the "intermingled" fake vouchers were re-used after being bought, they were 100% as good as the "real" vouchers. THEY THEN REPRESENTED REAL MONEY PAID.
They got rid of vending machines at my high school to try and get kids to eat and drink less sugary snacks and drinks but a couple of people went to Costco and bought several cases of soda and candy and sold them cheaper then the prices of the vending machines so more people bought it and it was done off school grounds so they couldnât do a thing about it
I did this and they absolutely hated it because all the kids were spending all their money buying stuff from me and they were throwing away hundreds of pounds worth of food every day I actually got excluded for it and still went before school every morning and lunch and made more money than ever because everyone found out what I was doing đ
that's an extremely stupid policy. just put healthier options in the machines along with what's already in there
I used to sell crisps sweets and energy drinks in school made about ÂŁ25 PROFIT in about 50 minutes. i did this for about 5 months till teachers caught on
Lol my school did this, everyone just went across the street to the convenience store. Lasted maybe a month before they restocked and plugged in the machines.
They basically just screwed themselves out of money
I feel like all the most nonsensical rules were created by people who never did the work.
Yea pretty much! I think any good manager would take time to learn the jobs they are managing. At my current job we actually have a good manager who knows how to do the jobs he oversees and doesn't treat workers like trash. If i were managing i would be doing the jobs to figure out what works and what doesn't, you can't make good decisions without understanding the work to begin with. My old job however we had a manager who just made stupid ass rules based off assumption and he was terrible.
Meetings and sitting at your desk is all about your bossâs power - nothing else.
@@contradictorycrow4327
They also regulate tasks to others so that they have nothing else to do.
Context for the thumbnail:
School don't allow shorts, so kids wore skirts instead.
Pre LGBT+: "HOW DARE YOU DEFY US IN THIS MANNER! DETENTION FOR ALL!"
Post LGBT+:"Oh, s-so you all identify as either Female, Trans or Scottish, do you? That's... *nervous glance at Lobbyists and School Board* " nice to hear".... " *Twitch*
Im like 20 minutes from that school and it makes me so proud
@@flashstudiosguy are you trying to imply there was an era where LGBT+ people didnt exist? đ
wheezes in gender norm stereotypes
screw that stuff, gender expression is not the same as gender identity, or sex, although I'm glad I'm not in public school, cause I'd get my ass kicked for preaching that shit in the south. I got enough frustration from the blatant homophobia, transphobia, and racism in middle school, ew. I learned more slurs those two years than I wish I had, mostly due to them being thrown at me.
Tbh iâd do that, even if my school allowed shorts, iâd like to wear a dress
My school had a policy that if you didn't wear the right clothing, you'd be sent home. The area that I lived in was mainly full of new people to Australia and were pretty poor, and the principal wanted everyone to wear a $300 blazer. First day of year 12 and 400+ students were sent home on the first day. Media got a hold of it and they changed it to a in school suspension. There's video of two of my mates getting pulled back in behind the reporters haha
For two years now this has been the best part of my morning
That's pretty nice, for me the video are up around 3pm, a bit unfortunate. but at the same time I got something to look forward to
Yes
Me too! I'm listening while I put groceries away
That 'have some for everybody' thing didn't go well for me. I had to bring in cupcakes and treats for everybody in my *grade.*
The thing about this is there was one kid that couldn't eat gluten. So, whenever I brought cupcakes and cookies in, this kid had to sit out and eat some fruit snacks. I first felt bad for the kid, but I didn't question it.
A few weeks later, I noticed he never genuinely smiled. I talked to the kid, and it turned out he wasn't even allergic to any food, his mother just had too much control over his diet. He didn't even have any sweets/candy before. I then went to great efforts to get him something nice whenever we had a celebration. I always snuck an extra cupcake for him from then on until I had to move away. I really hope it's gotten better for him these days.
So wholesome though ;D
You are a hero, random person. Fight the power, feed the hungry.
In grades 1-5 I was always allergic to eggs and I still am, everyone always brought in sweets that would always have eggs in them. When I say always I mean always, so I always just sat there at my desk when everyone is just chewing cupcakes in my face lol. I always wondered what other people were thinking when I was just sitting alone in disappointment. You're a really kind person :D
@@yeetusdeletus6935 Did anybody at least try to make something different for your needs?
If they didn't, then that would've been the near saddest thing I'd ever seen for elementary school.
I'm pretty sure I would've just up and left the class whenever a cupcake event happened. I'd be way too emotional to deal with not physically being able to have what other people have *and* dealing with the silent taunting they were giving you.
The Starbucks one is so infuriating and it happens even at jobs that do much more of important work than giving customers their coffee. I hate when new ideas for other people to do are created by people who donât work their and it always morbidly satisfies me when one intelligent and outspoken person breaks it down within 15 minutes of hearing it being proposed.
Theres a saying in business, I don't need to know your job to tell you how to do it. That about sums up every stupid bass ackwards rule/policy.
My everyday routine listening to rslash before work
I wake up listening to this man. It's beautiful
Nighttime for me but whatev
I brush my teeth to this guy before bed
while i wash dishes đ©
While eating lunch
My sister's school had a point system for students behavior (kinda like Hogwarts, you got extra points for good behivior and negative points for bad) is work quite well outside of one thing - if you were late for a class you got -2 points but if you didn't show up at all you would got only -1 so students started to just skip classes if they knew they are gonna be late
That's pretty common in the UK. It's called House points so if you do something good (ie good attendance, behaviour, work etc) you win points for your house, but can also lose them if you do something bad.
@@rebekahsegun8319 So basically Hogwarts
@@evetheeevee2977 House points came way before Harry Potter.
@@rebekahsegun8319 and teachers like Severus Snape too. 73 points from gryffindor for the arrogance of answering my questions.
First story...back around 1965 ( I was 13 years old ) I put THREE guys in hospital in one week. I'd been bullied so much and for so long...I finally snapped. The first one went into hospital when I broke his collar bone, the second after I'd knocked him down and then kicked in in the face...breaking his jaw. The third ended up with loosing three teeth....Regret it ? Hell yes...I should have done SO much more !
Achievement unlocked: TRIPLE KILL
The thumbnail reminds me of this one time, not my school but one that my cousin went to, it was so hot and the school didnt allow boys to wear shorts, only trousers. But, skirts were allowed. So you know what the boys did? They all went to school with skirts. My cousin told me the looks on the teachers faces was priceless
Edit: found a news source
www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/education/2017/jun/22/teenage-boys-wear-skirts-to-school-protest-no-shorts-uniform-policy
The whole "if you bring something then you must share it with everyone" policy got suspended at my school when I would show up with what most would call the worst candy to share. Back in the day I loved what most would call "Old Man's Candy" which is a collection of Lemon Drops, Horehound, and Butterscotch hard candies. Kids got really sick and nauseated when I shared the Horehound because they thought I was sharing Rootbeer candies.
0:26 is it still ok to give props to the kid who through the bully out a window. My friend just said it depends if it's second story or not XD
Our school banned the colors red and black being worn together because they were âgang colorsâ....... our school colors were white, RED AND BLACK. đ€ŠđŒââïž spirit days were interesting.
Did everyone just show up in white, the day become some weird white room torture.
"The principal made a show of sending girls home to change if their bra-straps were showing."
And do what?! Put on another bra? Shift the sleeves of their shirts to cover them again? What was the goal here?
I think just to cover up but it's just utter bullshit
either way it's the dumbest rules I have ever heard. the principal's not very smart.
the Zero Tolerance shit pissed me off in school, I got in more trouble for not throwing a single punch and just dodging than the other kids did for actually throwing punches at me. they started it when they were making fun of the autistic kids and kids with Peanut allergies (most of which I was in band class with)
It has good intentions but a horrid payoff. It doesn't address shit!!
I had my hair set on fire on a bus. I got suspended for a few days for accidently hitting her friend when I swung at her and they didn't even get talked to
@@shandibrooks8593 funny thing that same year a fucking bus ran into my house
@@gearsfan6669 wow just a messed up year in general sorry to hear that dude
"You cant say no to a customer"
Yeah,this restaurant? Yeah i want the entire menu for free and you cant say no
I dealt with my bully by launching him over a desk. Teacher was trying so hard not to laugh and suspended me with reluctance.
"oh you wanna bully me? Tell me what the ground feels like'
hmm. yes. this concrete is made out of concrete.
"Tell me how the grass tastes little man!"
More like âTell me how SHATTERED GLASS feels likeâ
And broken glass
@@MalonzeProductionsGaming âtastes like grass, big manâ
Growing up my school didn't have a share candy policy they had a no candy policy, not so people didn't feel left out or for health reasons but because kids were damaging school property to steal others treats, gotta love school in America.
What is it with teachers and school staff and dress codes. Feels like their eyeing the kids, f weirdos.
I guess they all want people practicing some level of modesty. Must suck being a male teacher though... unless your okay with telling a girl what's wrong with her way of dressing >.
I love the analogy of the guy with his head chopped off. That one cracked me up
This is almost like a mini-marathon of Malicious Compliance stories.
You couldn't wear pants with holes in them. The popular and favorite kids got a free pass and got to wear them, while my friend had a hole the size of a penny and got yelled at.
Thatâs exactly how my school was. Teachers would just pick and choose who they felt like dress coding and some kids could get away with almost anything
Time-out or grounding for stuff like that is when a kid is right but the adult doesn't want to admit it. I'm hoping I'm a chill enough mom to just admit being wrong. I'm definitely saving that bra one for the kids I have who will have to wear them someday.
Only time will tell
Not sure if either of the awful schools I went to even had rules, but I once was suspended for a week for *getting bullied.*
How the hell does that happen
@@Juet5 I wish I knew.
@@Juet5 ..I take it back-
*No, no I do not wish I knew.*
@@_Depending_Viscount_ bruh that dumb
Sorry that happened to you
@@Juet5 Yeah, but it's fine. That was honestly one of the best weeks of my life, once I got over the stress of thinking I'd done something wrong lmao.
I love the "back to the drawing board" faces they make when their "well thought-out" rule backfires.
Throwing your bully through a window must feel soooooo good
I kicked one in the cluster.
@@13BGunBunny in the what?
@@gomax6676
Gonads
the drink voucher story reminds me of that diary of a wimpy kid story where some kids make counterfeit vouchers so the school kept changing the color of them
True I thought of that actually but that was on a scale of thousands
I'm just imagining during those Zoom meetings, at the end when the boss asks for any questions or comments, someone just goes "I just want to take this moment to personally thank the company for spending $X,XXX for this meeting where no actual work was done and no customers were served."
âYou canât hang out outside of work unless you invite everyone!â
âOkay, have fun paying for an entire superstore of employees to come on my date with my girlfriend from another department.â
You know this was only put in place because no one liked the manager. Heard a story a while ago about something similar; a supervisor who was so unpopular with those he worked with, that come payday, he would hand their checks out at the pub after work. So if you wanted your money, you'd have to go with him to the pub.
I have a story similar to the first one
I was in about the 7th grade and a kid was bullying me and one day on the way to lunch he punched me in the back of the head and I turned around and just absolutely decked him and since I was walking along the wall when I punched him (pretty damn hard might I say) he smashed his head off the wall and it ended up knocking 4 teeth out
I was suspended but I damn sure made it worth my while
Rslash narrating the injustice he suffered when he was a kid.
Me : Is this Rslash's origin story ?
Simple answer for the equal invitations to coworkers rule⊠you don't pay me in my spare time, *therefore* you don't get to tell me what to do in my spare time. I'm fine with suggestions, but orders imply compensation, thank you very much.
Omg when I was in high school I was in drama club and we would have little parties at my friends house with all the drama kids. The teacher who ran the program got upset with us for calling it a "drama club party" when SHE was not invited.
ah... school zero tolerance policy. The teachers understand standing up to your bully might require a punch or two. but policy demands we enforce it.
17:11 âAs a result, package during distribution increased drastically.â
So... Russian nesting dolls of packages were shipped?
It wasnât package, it was breakage.
@@youraveragemango8671 Listen.
Read. The text said "breakage".
But yeah, rSlash did _say_ "package".
It seems as though both of you are right.
The first story:
âNo shit.â
Damn, that bra story is hilarious.
My school would have chewed out that principal for implying that girls had to not have bras at all.
In my school district there is a rule where your not allowed to sell anything during school. Nobody follows that rule. Some kid in middle school sold candy and chips and legitimately made over $200 profit. Plus, in high school even the security guards would buy chocolates from students.
I used to work at Kroger, and some genius at corporate decided that people who did accounting should no longer count the loose coin in the tills. No idea why, other than to probably cut employee hours and save money. Well, every single day all the tills would always be off by a few dollars. Some days they were off by $20 or more because sometimes a cashier just decided to unroll every single coin roll in the till (which we do count those, just not the loose coin). The cash got more and more messed up, and instead of fixing the OBVIOUS PROBLEM, they just kept revising the accounting procedures we had to follow, then got sooooo surprised when the cash was even more messed up. It continued like that for years even up until I left the company. I have no idea if they still do that or not.
my school back when i was 16 was fed up with male students smoking in the toilets, they couldn't stop it so they make the toilet into 'open air' toilet. so basically only the cubicles that is the only closed area. the sinks and etc is all visible from any sides. it was awkward but we adapted it and it did stopped students from smoking there so they find another secluded place to smoke.
One minute in. I love it! And I love Rslash!
Welcome to rslash's channel
Yaaassssssssss
10:45 what an absolute power move- fire me? Iâll suspend your entire company
Eta: image someone getting sexually harassed thru email and when you go to report it they also get fired? Yeah, itâs an incredibly dumb policy and Iâm glad they got screwed over before someone undeserving of it did.
Oh, I was homeschooled for most of my life, but when was I was in Public Middle School, there was a rule against bringing in sweets for lunch, as âif you bring it, you have to share itâ, so my friend brought in several boxes of donuts for the students. So many beautiful donuts, covered in frosting and full of cream. THE TEACHERS found out and tried to get their donuts, but then my friend, whoâs mom is a total genius, made sure the TEACHERS had plain donut holes. The teachers and Principal couldnât do Jack or even bring in their own donuts or sweets to counter this.
The rule was removed not long after.
I got teased when I was younger for being short. In...year 5.
Plot twist:
I'm still short now, Jesus Christ not everyone gets a happy ending. Not dramatically short short, just...kinda short. 2nd shortest kid in my class, thats all. I'm in Secondary school.
The Starbucks story kind of made me think about how old times were the boss or owner of the company would have their child start at the ground floor to really learn the business. Too bad they don't have their new executive do the same thing
Throwing someone through a window is called defenestration. The more you know...
That's suspiciously specific. Was throwing people out of windows really common at some point?
@@limiv5272 Probably started with Snape throwing himself out of one
@@limiv5272 I think it used to be common to chuck _objects_ out the window, not necessarily people. Though I do think it used to be more common to defenestrate people than it is now as well
Prague 1618âŠ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague
@@youraveragemango8671 I used to know the HP books almost by heart, but it has been years since I read any of them and now I can't remember when Snape threw himself out a window. A little help?
Some teachers used to get huffy about students having to wear ties as they made everyone look 'presentable', but in 5th and 6th year we had to wear fancy tartan ties. These ties were expensive as far as high school ties go and some people were getting chewed out daily for their ties even though they couldn't do anything about it.
I learned how to tie a normal tie into a bowtie, pissed the teachers off to no end but I was following the rules and wearing a tie. At one point a teacher stopped me in the hall and was lecturing me on how I 'didn't tie it correctly', this was when 3 students with fist knots in their ties walked past. She decided it wasn't a fight that was worthwhile
"I'm mad I didn't get invited for ice cream"
Middle school called, they want you to come back and finish.
I remember back at secondary school (high school) being told off for using the girls toilets during break.
I'm a girl.
The reasoning for this... Is because these girls toilets were only for the girls in the year below me and not my year. đ
When I was in kindergarten you were not allowed to have a birthday party without inviting the whole class even if it was at your own house I did not get a birthday party that year since my parents didnât have enough money for all of the kids and if one of my teachers did that now I would kick them in the face
What if your house was so small that they couldn't all fit. That was a stupid rule
That sounds flat-out Draconion
5:54 âwhy isnât work getting done?!â âWell, I would be doing work *right now*, but Iâm stuck in this zoom meetingâ
lol
A dumb school rule we had was that we couldnât get lunch unless we didnât talk
And thanks to the one brain cells of my classmates in 4th grade we didnât get to eat lunch until like 10 minutes before lunch was over so half of us were starving and at recess we would all be starving unless we had a packed lunch
I have entitled parent/entitled kid story:
so this must of taken place about early 2015 all the way to late to 2016. I was at school at the time and I had this friend. maybe friend isn't the correct word because even though I tried to get along with him he was such an entitled brat. basically his dad owned a carpentry compony and was making good money and driving a BMW convertible and this made the kid so entitled. here's one of the many things he would do, anytime someone would buy something he would get his dad to buy him the same thing plus loads of extra stuff to go with it to show wealth. one of the things I remember was one kid purchased a lego set so this entitled kid went and got his dad to buy him every lego set in that specific collection to flex at this other kid.
basically one day this entitled kid was doing his usual habit of acting better than everyone so one of my friends called him out and said to him "stop acting like your something special as you're not. you are the worst on the football team and have literally no talent in anything so all you do is brag about your dads accomplishment's" this entitled kid was pissed and started saying how he was gonna be the most successful because his dad will employ him. that's when I said " you're such an idiot that no one else will employ you so your only chance of getting a job in life is to work for your dad" that shut him up but you could tell by the look on his face that it wasn't over.
basically he must of said something to his dad and his dad complained to the school demanding that I'm kept separate to his son at all time as he doesn't want someone like me near his son. i didn't care but i guess entitled kid was still complaining to his dad because the entitled kid was coming up to me in school saying that his dad said I would fail in life and one day they'll see me sleeping on the streets. so of course i fired back and said "well tell your dad his compony is trash and i know people that hired him and complained about how bad of a job the workers did" which by the way is true.
basically this happened several times, entitled kid would say what his dad said about me and I would fire back. eventually the dad actually phones me up threatening to sue me, keep in mind at the time i was a school kid about 15 years old and have a 40 year old guy shouting at me down the phone so I'm basically like "yeah whatever" and put the phone down. i haven't really heard from them in years now and entitled kid would be about 20 years old now but i recently got some new info.
entitled kid recently fell out with his dad over something relating to the carpentry compony so his dad kicked him out of the house so now he's homeless living in someone's shed. lol don't you just love karma.
If only my bus ride to school in the morning was longer I could watch the whole vid
You have real school?
@@noelgo5354 yeah
@@lukebrueggemann1674 rip
To the guy who threw a bully out a window
Dude that was epic
0:30 Yes, absolutely. Please put bullies in the hospital at your earliest convenience. If they persist, break enough of their limbs to make sure they're slower than you. Then you can at least get away.
Locking all the men's bathrooms? This won't end well for the janitors. And you don't want those guys pissed off.
As a Janitor I can confirm. At first we won't mind, because that's less work, (Men's rooms are often the worst) But as time goes on, we're gonna get pissed off, and do are the employees/customers in the building.
Ok the first one is just pure badassery
Wow, I really enjoy this style of video for you. Especially when I can hear a human read answers. Keep up your amazing work dude!
I have a teacher food story about sharing. We once had a substitite lady who was absolutely adament about no snacks aloud unless you have enough for everyone. Most of us just saved our snacks for lunch, but there was one girl who had to have her snack. So while she was eating, the teacher goes to call her out. Teach goes: "I see youre eating. Do you have enough for everyone?"
Kid: "Uh. No..."
Teach: "Well why are you eating in my class then?"
Kid: "I'm diabetic"
Dead silence.
Instantly shut down. XD
I always assumed that the rule that got both kids in a fight suspended was the schoolâs quiet way of telling them, âDonât be a punching bag. If they start the fight, you finish it.â That guy finished it.
This is just r/maliciouscompliance in disguise
Hey slash I wanna say thank you you got me through some of the worst time during school I I wouldnât be able to focus without you
funny thing about bosses wanting you to look busy even if you're not in japan some companies encourage staff to sleep at their desk as a sign that they have been working hard which has resulted in employees pretending to be asleep so they don't get in trouble for not working hard enough
Your the best rslash and you should do crackhead Craigslist or donât fund me are awesome
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i never realized the galaxy in the background was moving
Me neither
I work in a warehouse where we lift all day every day. Recently, they implemented a team lift rule where if you don't feel comfortable with the weight or size of a box, you ask a coworker to help you. Great idea, but in practice is a complete joke. When you ask someone to team lift with you it is essentially halfing the work of the employees involved, and the boss is mad every time and can do nothing about it, because we are following safety rules.
Your narration is hilarious and I love it, ask reddit is one of my favorite videos
The guy who threw the bully through the window is a true chad
Why does his job right before him becoming a youtuber change every time he talks about it???
A guy can have multiple jobs.
"If I were to have a past, I'd prefer it be multiple choice." -A very wise man.
My high school had a zero tolerance policy against violence. A bully decided to go after me for some reason. I already had to deal with bullying all through elementary and middle school so I took the time to learn how to fight. As soon as the bully touched me, I laid him out flat. Principal was going to expel me, I told the principal then the bully should get the same since they started the fight, and I had plenty of witnesses to vouch for me and I will get a lawyer to pursue this legally if they do expel me. Principal tried to call my bluff, but I was not bluffing. I told the principal there will be hell to pay as my sister was the most popular girl in the school and had a lot of friends. "Expel me and everyone will know that the school will only punish the victim just because they defended themselves." First time I ever seen a person go pale. Bully was suspended for a week, I got off scot free. Zero tolerance policy was revoked within a week.
At my first full time job we got a new boss who instituted a new vacation policy, not in line with the actual companies. His rule(s) were only one person at a time could be off, no carry over, and if two people wanted the same day off the one with the most seniority would prevail. What we did was to add up everyone's vacation and then found out that for this to come close to working someone would have to be off everyday of the year. And then the 4 least senior people, I was one of them, could never take a day of vacation. All 20 of us walked up to his desk, as he was sitting there looking down at his desk. Someone called out his name and when he looked up his entire department was standing there, not happy. We pointed out that first off his rules violated company rules, second someone would have to be off at all times, and lastly four of us could never take any vacation days. We then asked if he wanted to rescind the rule(s) now, or should we all walk down to HR. He quickly rescinded his absolutely stupid rule and never made another one like it.
Hey guys what's up?
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SpongeBob song is playing in my head right now and it goes well with this
I used to live in Canada and one day during elementary school, this second-grader got hit in the face with a snowball that happened to have a tiny piece of ice inside and got a small bruise.
After that, the school completely banned snowballs. Not just throwing them, but also making snowballs. If they ever caught snowballs we'd have to go to the principal's office and possibly get a suspension.
I can understand the concern they had, but banning them?
Dilbert figured that out a while ago..."how would I know the meeting was wasting time without this meeting?"