Barstool Pizza Review - Mama Celeste Frozen Pizza
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- čas přidán 2. 04. 2020
- Secretly Dave's favorite frozen pizza growing up was Mama Celeste, also... the packages just keep coming.
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I know frankie is laughin his ass off when he gets this footage to edit everyday lol
edit?
Get a life
@@Rya_N33 are u ok?
@@bv6377 yeah. Dave just lets the camera roll and frankie cuts everything together. That way its not an hour long video.
@@xdan9xx actually dave does everything, even the naturalizations
this is way more cokey then yesterday's
didn't think it was possible.
Why do you say that what stands out. Ive never done coke.
@@latenightchillin Are you serious? After he eats the pizza he is literally going 1000 miles per hour. The dude is geeked up beyond belief.
@@latenightchillin he's all fidgety and talking really fast
@@pwebb34 i just got to the unboxing. Lol now its obvious. I was thinking there was something small i missed.
@@latenightchillin It's just sad that so many people send this moronic "hundred millionaire" free shit while by tomorrow I am out of food and not sure where to turn. Really puts a microscope on how fucked up our society is.
So what did you do during the virus pandemic?
“I watched a very coked out guy eat half of a small frozen pizza on CZcams and then score it.”
uk what nevermind i watched more of the video its obvious
So many pizza reviews, the days...they all just start to blur together.
Guy burns every pizza 😂
I’ve watched @6:25 about 30 times. Dying here 😂😂
We’re seeing one man’s descent into madness little by little every pizza review
Winner.
its a descent into cocaine
adderall
Dave has the maturity of a 12 year old and the pop culture references of a Boomer
He threw in a Drake reference but we all know that's to distract us from the boomerism
Probably because you think everybody older is a boomer and completely forget about the greatest pop culture generation - Gen X. Which means that you're probably a millennial.
Dave's feeling himself way 2 much
He grew up on the cusp of the greatest generation alive, Generation X.
NFL is rigged ok boomer
Dave is one of the true to life down to earth folks on CZcams. Always brings a great honest honorable time to the audience. He's like a friend you have that is miles away.
One month long coke binge, everyone knows he’s lost it.
There is NO coke around
Louis Payan oh yes there is 🙄
@@lbertlopez83 more cut than usual or just plain fake. Nobody is bringing anything in.
Louis Payan if you think you have the same access to cocaine as a multi millionaire, you’ve lost your mind.
Louis Payan yes it’s been stomped on😔not like the good ol days
A million comments about Dave's coke addiction, everybody knows the rules.
Right
one saltine, everybody knows the tweaking fool. smol pp = big knife ez bro.
One Jetson's reference, everyone knows Prez is slowly losing it.
djchey93 one accurate comment, everyone knows to be concerned
That was super cringy to watch.
I think he was huffing that dry ice. He has been going down hill since.
Slowly? That’s debatable
Good lord, this is a full throttle unboxing.
Bort cocaine is a hell of a drug
Fukk throttle is exactly how I would describe it
I don't know how i will keep going on once these unboxing reviews end, they are literally the funniest shit on YT right now.
The little people in Dave’s head are working overtime with these new pizza reviews
Came here just to read the comments about Dave and his coke habit
You couldn't eat that much pizza if you were on coke...trust me.
Gimli, son of Gloin I’ve always thought that!!...then chalked it up to his garbage yip lol
Me too lol
@@jORDYTHEMAN1 nah look at his eyes. hes coked up
You really came to see if yo mama commented on here, thanking Dave for a good night last night, dont lie
"It's thick... it doesn't wash down easy... I do like it."
- Dave Portnoy
Goes well with "I'm knee deep in pickles right now."
“Two unsolicited pickle packages in a row”, everyone knows Dave wasn’t talking about those pickle packages
The two pickle packages he didn’t unbox were solicited though
8-ball of cocaine, everyone knows the rules.
Og comment. May you be first tomorrow
One video over 17 minutes long, everybody knows it’ll be mostly opening packages
Please be aware of whats truly going on! banned.video/watch?id=5e8639d5d753df001e1eb96d
I'm enjoying these package openings.
5:47 Dave trying to open a package with the dull side of the knife
underrated comment lol didn't notice that at first!!
Chris Capezza yep, it's sad to see what cocaine does to a person
Thanks for helping out all these businesses, it's also fun to watch you open all these mystery packages.
Dave drained his energy banging that blowup spaceman. Definitely did some booger sugar in between takes
MY EYES ARE SO BLUE WOA
I looked up that band. Not my kinda music
“I know I’m gonna die doing content. If this is how they get me, this is how they get me” 😂😂😂
This is my favorite one ! This is my monologue when I'm alone just talking all over the place.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug........everybody knows the rules.
We truly are watching him descend into madness right before our very eyes.
Normal people: Italian
Dave: EYE TA LIAN
its more like itāljian.
Dave's ability to not let his nostalgia skew this one's rating is impressive. He's truly a man of high moral standing.
One bite, everyone know we look forward to these every day and it helps us get thru this bullshit. Thank you, Prez!
He hasn’t left his house for weeks and he has a “wrist situation”.
you mean left?? nice fail kid
KiLL DoZeR lol did that offend you?
KiLL DoZeR you never heard of autocorrect I guess
It's that free month of PornHub premium for sure.
@@KillDozer44 call him a kid when you have over 5 years of playing lil kid games on your dead channel
One moon hitting your eye like a big pizza pie, everybody knows that’s amore
self amore
Brilliant
When the world starts to shine, like you’ve had too much coke 😂
Charlie Smith beautiful follow up
Rhyming on a Friday love it
This man is a professional! He doesn't waste your time thanking people and reading notes, he just pulls it out of the box, says it sucks and tosses it in a pile in the middle of the room! Damn, I love this guy!
"Helium shot? That, I think, is just air"
Brilliant
He can do a Munchkin voice while doing a frozen pizza review.
4:27 - "I'm noodley today", everyone knows that code for "I'm coked up today".
Nice to see prez can still get his cocaine during these crazy times.
its a essential service ,so they can't shut it down
Hahahahaha
@@neatkernskerns8652 😏
Thank you covid-19 for this high quality cocaine-fueled content.
One middle school with a gymnasium full of coke, everyone knows the rules.
Cheers 👉🏼👃🏼
5 minutes he got a nice drip rush everyone knows he's zooted out of his mind
Michael Collings holy shit you weren’t kidding😂😂
but how could he have an appetite?
i can’t even think about food when i do coke.
its adderal. he mentioned in another video he took it.
Drip rush lmfao
Russian Bot probably ate the food first, then got on his grind. He only takes a few bites.
One celeste in the microwave after school everyone knows dave used to run around the house and try to get back before it beeped
Dave loves it when he gets surprise "pickle packages"
Why are this dudes reviews so calming and relaxing .
One bottle of adderall, everyone knows the rattle.
It's old already
Yup yup yup
The Fatman is going to sue you for stealing his phrase
One time thinking it’s May, everyone knows the blow has Dave in the future
Dave lives in the future so the present is his past
Looking back on this 3 years later, Dave looks fuckin' unhinged, hasn't shaved, and is reviewing Mama Celeste unironically. This brought back shitty (but funny) memories of COVID quarantine.
Dave, you are frigging hilarious under quarantine!! Ty for the laughs El Pres 🤘🤙😀
One leaked address, everyone knows Dave is trying to get more presents
NEPA Pickleball You can literally read it in the vids.
@@SlicedBread1219 Ohhhhh nice lol
@@nepapickleball4719 weirdo
NEPA Pickleball you might as well send him bofa while you’re at it.
You can search his name in google and find his address on white pages and then cross reference that with the Zillow listing for that apartment and the same furniture and decorations are in the picture on the listing that are in his videos.
this is all i have to live for now
Same 🙋🏻♀️
How’s life going now?
6:15 that shit had me rolling so hard 😂 his face when it popped out
Tiki, do you love me. Are you fine me. Chiki dance. 😭😂😂😂😂
Anyone else picturing him absolutely BURYING his face in a mound of cocaine every time the camera cuts
I've said it before but I'll say it again.
One line, everybody knows the rules...
Oh absolutely, he goes from slowly eating pizza to maniacally open packages. He ripped at least a gram between cuts.
Dave's losing his mind, everyone knows the rules
This was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.The speeding going on during the unboxing was a fucking work of art
Bravo Prez
In the future... when my grandchildren ask how the Covid19 shut down was... im just going to play this and laugh my ass off all over again.
One Celeste everybody knows this is Prez’s go to snack after an adderal binge.
Dave saying "ganja man" is worse than slavery.
EDIT: No, his Drake cover was worse than that.
Dave doesn’t realize how important he is right now to us👏 bringing us content everyday, he’s the 🐐 of quarantine
The GOAT of quarantine are THESE NUTS
6:20 i fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂😂 he thought the corona jumped out that shit 😂😂
One admission of insomnia, everyone knows Dave wasn't talking about the blue light.
i cried tears of laughter when dave got scared of the dildo in a bottle.
This is the new normal for pizza reviews Pres , One bite open everyones presents 🍕
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! Thank you pizza man!
One bite, everbody knows the pizza isn't all that Dave shoves down his gullet
One inflated score, everyone knows the frozen pizza scale is full of bias
Then don’t watch
“Frank Tarnowski plumbing, this guy has to be from Chicago” LMFAOO
13:30 what are the odds of getting 2 unsolicited pickle packages in a row? 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
When Pres got scared I laughed😂
I belly laughed uncontrollably 😂
ts got me dead af 😂!!!
I'm laughing so hard at that hahahaha
One inflated score everyone knows it’s only because of the nostalgia.
That’s fair though
If a company can pull off nostalgia well enough, it plays into the score. Same reason people love disneyland so much.
And nosetalgia
@@Yressa of course!
nostalgia sells better than sex. - actually a fact. marketing 101
One bite, Dave has flashbacks to being bullied in middle school, everybody knows the rules
Dave letting strangers into his apartment during quarantine everyone knows he has corona
WE WANT TO SEE YOUR FREEZER!!! No way you're fitting all these pizzas in it.
You know hes eating it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Thats what she said.
This man really said "Ouuuuuu, rice crispy TWEATS!" 11:06
Brian Pawinski 😭
That killed me
Brian Pawinski I played that like 10 times in a row hahah
Presidente is such a fucking dork "janga mon" 😂😂 love the guy
I've always put this pizza in the microwave. Gets the cheese nice and melty. Love the soft dough too
"omg my eyes are so fucking blue" I'm dying
I love how this went from amazing pizza reviews, to amazing pizza reviews thrown into awsome unboxing videos haha. Makes my day every day man! Keep up just doin what you do.
Bro do they lace his pizza with crack I love this man
Dave is so fucking high, he's going out on his 32nd story balcony and try his best impression of Michael Jackson's moonwalk on the railing!
😂😂
One Dave slowly descending into the depths of insanity, nobody knows the rules.
You guys always talk about how he’s on coke, but I didn’t believe it until now.
Same. I kept seeing comments about him doing coke didn't believe it until now lol holy shit is he gone
Ah, he's fine. What happens in quarantine doesn't count, right?
"Look at my eyes, their blue." but what I heard was "Look at my eyes, I'm so fucked up."
I'd bet he's on a truck load of adderall here
Someone send him coke a cola 😉
one man willing to die for content, everybody knows that's dedication
Dave is so damn naturally funny without even breaking a sweat
he's sweating quite profusely
i can't be the only one enjoying the frozen pizza review and loot drops more than the regular reviews right? He's on fire lately!! lmao!!
Keep sending him stuff. Everyone just send him random shit like pokemon cards and a ping pong bat.
Mr J
Like used hypo needles👍🏻🤪
Yes!
That's the best idea ever!
A ping pong..."bat"
?
🤣🤣🤣
One ENTIRE bag of blow, everyone knows dave is losing it.
I know I'm not the only one who saw that 'I ❤️ Tramps' shirt. I'm happy Dave and I are on the same page about that 😂😂
I see the adderall is still hittin from that day trading stream
Link please?
Gradyn Lewis it was live streamed on twitter
@@metroboomin599 ok thanks. I need to see that
6:25 One scare, everybody knows Dave's gotta change the purple pants now 😂
Because... in Deadpool terms Dave was wearing his white pants for that surprise?
@@chin4me Yes he was 😂
Why are these videos so addicting lol
Dave has officially gone crazy opening these boxes!
I love when Dave's unboxing videos have a pizza review in them
One bite, everybody knows Dave can’t throw a frisbee or pronounce anything correctly.
"Snatch you of liberty"
Dave's neighbors are eating good. This whole thing has created something new for him to film, the unboxing. Pretty damn funny.
One man meant to be isolating, everyone knows uber debby's lying in his bed.
And this is why we love you. Someone sends you a pizza with pizza cutter, hockey puck and even the oven to cook it in and it received a .1 higher score than a 99 cent pizza the next day. Not an ounce of bias in ya lol
"I love Tramps" lmao
Lolll yoo those adderall be hitting Dave different lately 🤣🤣
Haha ...he's like a little kid in a candy store. You're the best!
The speed that he opens the boxes stresses me out, take it easy bro. Also look at his pupils, sniff sniff
One upper middle class kid growing up eating Mama Celeste, everyone knows his family must be Jewish.
The fact that he's got Home Run Inn below Red Baron and Mama Celeste makes me question his palette.
I had home run inn once and it was absolutely inedible. Maybe had 2 bites and the rest went in the trash.
I'm going to have to agree to disagree Home Run Inn ultra thin is probably my favorite frozen pizza.
Someone send Dave 10,000 frisbees so he can practice his throwing