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- Dungeons and Dragons geeks meet...a girl.
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"We're dragon racists."
Jason's laugh though
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Billy holiday
Gemel6 lol!😂😂😂
Camden Carter how with no iPhone or iPad or no small nail who are you Adam sandler who is Dracula from that animated movie
*gasp* "we're dragon racists!"
😂😂😂😂😂
That was hilarious. 😂😂😂
Dragons! color-coded for your convenience!
That's my favorite line in the entire sketch xD
Marlow Canady pure gold comedy
Marlow Canady 777th like woohoo!
“But to be fair my lady, dragons are rather evil creatures, kind of like the IRS but with wings.” 😂👌🏼
What is IRS ?
Roli Pande It stands for Internal Revenue Service. They collect taxes in America. We mostly hate them over here, thus the joke.
P.S. I am assuming that you are not from American and that this was a real question and not a joke.
But it is a golden dragon. The most "good" dragons.
pluubooruu So you think you can tell everything about a dragon by the colour of its scales?
@@lazerninga In the DnD universe, generally speaking, Dragons have specific alignments. Chromatics are bad. Metallics are good.
Exceptions can be made in the most extreme circumstances, but this is the nature of DnD dragons.
“We’re dragon racist” LoL I love him ❤️
I'm Orc Racist
Im dwarf racist
D&D _is_ pretty Dragon racist. The Dragon's colour (and age) determines pretty much everything about it.
@@tobybartels8426 True, but wouldn’t dragon racist be dragonist?
To be fair, dragons are good or evil depending on their coloration.
No one's going to mention Jason's majestic wing flapping while he fanboys
Hahahaha so funny when Jason did that
What's with the wing flapping actually? I don't get it x)
yes! I need a gif of that XD
lEt ThE dReAm BeGIIIIIIIN!!!!
true mattory moment
Jason represents every Mattory shipper ever
he is just flapping his arms it is so hilarious
What?
@@eden5197 Matt Meese + Mallory Evans = Mattory
Yep
...shipping cast members? Y E S
I think it’s great how Mal can be so confident like she is in this sketch, or she can be way overbearing and creepy, or she can be super awkward. She’s so versatile and an incredible actress and I love it
ALL DAY CORN, CORN FOR DAYZ!
I soo agree! As well as Jason and Matt!
It's a pity she no longer doing studio c
That’s why she plays a ranged
She actually said she was so nervous before doing this sketch that she was shaking and on the verge of tears before she got on stage. Somehow it all faded away though and you couldn't even tell when watching this
I once played D&D with some guys at lunch (I'm a girl) and the reaction Mal got was almost the same reaction with me. All the guys were like 'OMG A GIRL'
Catgirl0217 lol
Boys gonna be boys
I'm a boy and I think it's cool
D&D is still a thing?
odd and ya young guys are pathetic I just laugh at it
I've never played and I want to
(Also trolololololooolol)(no but hou do u play)
Benjamin McCoy lmao
And thus Mattory was born.
Joe Vasicek yeah
Hi
BUT I LOVE MY MEESEY ❤️ ❤❤❤❤❤
Joe Vasicek XD
Joe Vasicek iiii
MATT - "Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman . . . . . . says my character."
Uh, critical fail.
Critcal fail. Your expression reeks of creepiness and grants you -2 to charisma checks
“My fantasy threesome...of cops on a case.”
critical fail, you blabber nonsense.
No
Pretty Girl: Plays dungeons and dragons
Nerds: Wait, that’s illegal
It’s not illegal, they never thought someone would do it
My entire dnd group is girls, we're all kinda nerds except me and one other are just insane
Best feeling in the world
A lot more girls play DnD than you think, these days. Source: I have been in 3 DnD groups, and they all have had at least one pretty attractive woman.
I just realized its a real game..........WOW
Mallory and Matt:about to kiss
Mallory:you are so... gullible
Me:crying myself to sleep
I felt that in my gut.
Same
Mal and Matt are trying so hard not to break character, but Jason... 😂
Jason was full sending it😂
I find it funny when they start laughing during the sketches. xD
Ikr!!
Yeah
No way the couldnt have laughed, did you hear Jason!
Have you watched Wonder Woman fights for equality? Matt as the flash almost breaks down laughing please watch
Alanna-Mary Quinn I mean Natalie did slam Jason's head against a table xD
“Instead of crying you break a leg” this is
Surprisingly accurate. I once tried to check the vibes between two characters and when the NPC changeling was about to attack, my idiot half elf thought she was about to hug the other player character
My friend (playing a druid) once turned into a centipede to scout out a room, failed his stealth check and alerted the six troglodytes that were in the room of his presence, thought the best course of action would be intimidation (for some unknown reason), and got squished during the first round of combat. That was...an interesting session 🤣
😂😂😂😂
I love how blind Adam is to Jason and Matt’s crush on Mallory 😂😂
Ever notice that when Matt and Mallory are that close to each other, they nearly cracked up laughing.
And with this sketch, a thousand ships were launched...
And they are still sailing
Mattory
Ninjax2000 Probably Jason's fault... he's the one guy that makes everyone break out of character, after all
"let the dream begin"
💕I love how Matt and Mallory can't help laughing at Jason's high pitched squeals at 5:51💕
Yes, actually, a dragon's colour says a lot about it
The ringtone for my father is Vader. Appropriately, he declares: "I am your father." I'm imaginative like that.
Is it along with the "nooooo"?
Jason is such a versatile actor.
DACOOLEMILY yup
Nyle is saying that he is able to adapt to a large range of characters.
Yessir
Right? He can be a nerd AND a jock? Hm.
I love how Matt and Mallory were laughing during the end of the skit!
mattory
+TheSomeawesome Ikr!! Mattory!!!!💓💓💓
It’s a Gold Dragon.... legit the Goodest of all dragons.
Angry nerd sounds
exactly
ok then why did it incinerate them
It was a Red dragon in gold paint to trick it's victims.
@@romake101 lmao
Is no one gonna point out Matt’s “I stand with skill in standing” that is the best line in the sketch 😂😂
i like how theres no swearing
+GamerMan Jummbles they are mormons !!!
+PhantoMace2012 all of them?
i'm pretty sure...
+joethejokerTV yes
XD
"It ate my mother once" Best quote by Matt of 2013 ! 😅
Wait.... 2013? Omgggg I figured out time travel
I love Perry the Platypus! Phineas and Ferb for life!
Even though this is hilarious, I have to say that no D&D game has that many things depend on rolls.
And then the things they actually should have rolled for they didn't. Plus so much meta-gaming happened
I don't play d&d but I can agree based on most games that are similar
@@peppermintghost5187 yeah there are a ton of d&d type games out there. And a lot of newer games are being made that are similar too (cooperative style games). It's awesome!
Yeah
yeah the gameplay was nowhere near accurate, but it wasn't really supposed be that true to d&d, it was intended for comedic effect
“Says my character” is my dnd campaign group the only one that doesn’t say that? We just say whatever and we assume it’s as our characters😂
This sketch has very little to do with DnD, and even the play on the sexes very poorly mirrors the modern RPG scene. It’s just a framework (a setup) for the sketch and the jokes within.
He didn't want the embarrassment of admitting that in front of her...and everyone else present.
"Luke, I am your ringtone!"
for a moment I was thinking I want that for my Ringtone
Ironically when my friends and I play, there's only one guy and five other girls xD
***** 0.0 the king has shown himself unto us
+SilentKillerOwl Hail SilentKillerOwl... The Master of D&D
you are my hero xD
+SilentKillerOwl Same with me, lol! We started with more guys than girls, and then people joined and left and me and the DM were the only guys after that, with a majority of girl players. It made for some funny sessions though, lol!
The DND 5e DM screen comes to mind
That's mass effect.
Inaccurate. Adam didn't have them role for a dexterity saving throw against the golden dragon's breath weapon.
Also funnily enough, golden dragons are lawful good 😁
Not to mention the fact that they had to roll to have facial expressions
depending on the dragon and their char level it also isn't necessary. even if you make the dex save you still take half the damage (with a few exceptions like rogues), and if that half damage is enough to fry you its not necessary to have the player roll for it.
They didn’t roll stealth to go in
Its a comedy... It's not meant to be accurate
Cough*
Nitpicker(s)
Matt - “ huuuu, we’re dragon racists”
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
Since I play A rouge, and she said: "you would just rob the dragon?" YES!!
Isa Kaner-roth well duh! I'd love to do that!
Isa Kaner-roth I don't get how you play this... could I have walked I and said: "don't worry I'll play my own character, he's a level 6000 elf
+SmogTheImpaler ! You would need a class type to go along with the race of elf, and 6000 isn't possible, it's takes long enough to level up a couple of times 😂
I want to get dungeons and dragons so bad
I am playing a Rouge too
Never seen these videos before, now I am binge watching when I should be sleeping. Work is going to suck tomorrow.
haven't slept correctly in days
+Rob Lena Same thing is happening to me Studio C is honestly life
+Rob Lena Haha that was me my first night with them. And they make so many so quickly it's impossible to catch up!
Terry Weiss Can't discriminate either, if the title doesn't interest you its still good. Who would have thought the Mormons would create successful comedy?
Welcome to the fandom.
But Gold Dragons are good... I KNEW IT! THE "GUILD OF ADVENTURERS" ARE EVIL!
Shade's Insane Chamber You know right?
Like I think in 4th edition a golden dragon is the main quest giver in some adventure.
Honestly, this sketch came out years ago and I can't believe there isn't a top comment pointing that out
Shade's Insane Chamber Hazah Magic Powers
Huzzah magic powers!
Tarik crap just noticed this XD
Not only that, gold dragons could be consiidered the purest metallic dragons on the prime material. All of Bahamut's guards are great wyrm gold dragons.
"My character left his formal robes in town 5 moves ago!"
So... 30 in game seconds ago... I don't see the problem.
Concerned Commenter yeah I don’t think they actually play
They should actually play and film it. They could give CR a run for their money
I think he said moons.
@@jonahclements9549 I can check. There is captions yknow.
@@concernedcommenter8258 those are not accurate captions. They are automatically created by a computer.
That being said "five moons" is not something someone in d&d would say. Though tbf no one who actually plays d&d would say they left something in town "five moves ago" because that isn't how the game works and they wouldn't go from a town to a dragon's lair in anything resembling five moves.
Did anyone else hear Matt say:" ate my mother once "?
She got better
6:11 the closest we've ever been to seeing mattory
Have you seen the sketch "Naturally?"
+Jency Petersen just checked it out. mind blown.
Snoozy Luna lol Ikr!
Snoozy Luna
What about the four page zone sketch?
Yep Four Page Zone was actually pretty great.
I don't know why but Matt playing a Gnome makes so much sense. 🤣
An elf would of been more accurate. 😉
"Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman....says my character" 😄
Lmao 😂
5:48 AWW YEAH AWW YEAH AWW YEAH AWW YEAH AWW YEAHHHHHH
lol
Lol
6:13 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONONONONONONONO COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK
MAJOR MATTORY MOMENT!!!!!!
+Valerie Newbold
alliteration is awesome
Mal tried to get Matt to break when she looked at him at 1:52!
And you know it doesn't take much to make Matt break! :-)
matt wasn't even looking at her tho lol
Nobody makes Matt break but Jason
I may be too late for studio C original casts, but MATTORY never dies!!! ♥
Never having played D&D... somehow I can relate. Me and my friends made this board game like Risk... but with "Politics".
This cute girl joined in (we explained the rules) and nobody really saw her as a threat... until she marched straight into my undefended capital not expecting an invasion from her.
I know it’s from two years ago, but what’s the name of the board game?
Lmao 😆
@@peterdonlon2083 Sounds like Diplomacy. An excellent game!
Actually, fun fact. Golden dragons are not actually evil creatures in the D&D universe. A Golden Dragon falls under the category of "Metallic Dragons", such as Copper Dragons, Bronze Dragons, Silver Dragons, etc, which always fall under the "good" spectrum. The "evil" dragons are what we call "Chromatic Dragons" such as Green Dragons, Black Dragons, Red Dragons, etc. So, no. A Golden Dragon would not kill them, after all they are some of the most helpful and powerful species of Dragon:
"Gold dragons are the most powerful of the metallic dragons, and the most dedicated to defeating evil. They spend the bulk of their lives in human form, seeking out evil and punishing wrongdoers to the best of its considerable abilities. Its typical mode of operation runs roughly along the lines of a sting operation: the dragon will listen for stories of dangerous or evil creatures or persons, then reveals its true form and metes out punishment. They prefer to turn villains over to law enforcement if available, but will ultimately take whatever actions they deem necessary in order to see justice served. They are best summarized as the paladins of the draconic world."
I totally agree.
+Nathan Hettinger You made that nerd statement on a nerd video sound awesome. I thank you for the insight!
Dragons are evil, they have tails!
+Adam Alakhras So, gerbils are also evil.
+Raylyn Smith Very much so! I mean for starters, they have tails and 2... They have tail!!!
my mattory heart omg
5:48 Jason is so darn funny, I almost peed my pants from laughter!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matt & Jason are the funniest two guys for sure
Jason is always the best at keeping a straight face while Matt is always the first to smile in any sketch.
Mal and Matt Were trying their best not to laugh when Jason was gasping and flapping.
Matt's "Ow" at 5:26 was so perfect.
This sketch got me into dnd
~so close to kissing~
Mal: you... are so gullible
~runs away~
Me: I’m dying with laughter 😂
😂😂😂
Who here plays Dungeons & Dragons and realized all of the mistakes that were made in this video, beside how hilarious it is. :)
They rolled for EVERYTHING!!!! But indeed always a great time.
Gold Dragons are good not evil and don't usually have psionic abilities.
Spells don't usually have silly gibberish names but rather say what they do. Examples: Stoneshape, Fireball, Call Lightning
Using a character from a different campaign isn't usually allowed unless a DM looks over it and specifies otherwise.
Two players isn't usually enough to play.
The d20 is standard for most rolls and usually all come the same size but those sounded like d6s or even d4s which are usually smaller.
DnD takes forever to play.
Girls playing Dnd aren't as rare as you'd think; the ratio I usually see is 1in 3 which I guess is represented here, but not being used to seeing it is weird since most players have played in more than one campaign.
She needed to roll bluff against them. Though doing so covertly is possible to prevent metagaming.
The DM should have had to roll and explain a lot more.
What they did right: Girls usually are the better players; a lot of them are more open to role playing and think stuff through.
Ignoring the DM will end in death. Critical fails are a thing that people do, but even though just about everyone uses them they're not in the rules.
It's neat because Golden Dragons in D&D are actually lawful good, so she made a good point! Why it incinerated them upon waking up is questionable though... that, and they don't have psionic abilities as far as I'm aware. /nerd
Some dragons do but yeah, at least in 5e, gold dragons don't have psionic abilities.
I think it incinerated them beacuse it's Matt and Jason.
xD
We don't actually know the context, for all we know this thing could have been corrupted, the natural alignment also doesn't excuse a bunch of "dragon racists" who came into the lair for treasure.
Tyler Smith My last D&D character was a dragon racist... Specifically a drunk elf that blames Dragonborns and Dragons for her problems... She (kinda) grew out of it tho :D
DM, It's Official, Your Cousin is the most skilled 'THAT GUY' I've ever seen...
"Master Hoarders: A gold dragon keeps its hoard in a well-guarded vault deep within its lair. Magical wards
placed on the vault make it all but impossible to remove
any treasures without the dragon knowing about it. "
-Monster Manual
They couldn't "Take the treasure and run".
:D
They'd just have to run really really fast. Lol
PhoenixQueen77 so, Naruto run?
@@DiracComb.7585 I mean, I suppose, lol
Now I have an image of a gold dragon Naruto-running after a pair of thieves in my head
@@Phoenixqueen77 In Dragon form or otherwise?
Oh Matt, it's okay! We already know that your in love with Mallory... OH umm... I mean "Karley"
STRANGER THINGS IS AMAZING | Carly
STRANGER THINGS IS AMAZING I kobe you profile name! STRANGER THINGS IS AMAZING
You’re*
MATTS my favourite...
ikr
If he is the one in the red shirt then SAME
+Maura Clerc yes . yes he is
+Amar Lakhan ok thank you (I'm new to this channel)
same... I love him
This was actually my first introduction to dungeons and dragons. Years later and I'm now my group's (who I also got into dnd) perma-DM. Thank you Studio C, you have given me a beloved hobby.
3 more years later, still playing dnd
"It ate my mother once"
Jason can be manly, or a weak dweeb
Okay....Look guys, golden dragons are metallic not chromatic in D&D, which means to you commoners that golden dragons are nice. They also don't have psionic powers. They breathe flame.
Therefore it must be that either the dragon has been pocessed by an evil force or the Guide of Adventurers... Huzzah magic powers ...have evil alignments
@@prestonbrower762 And they don't really seem like the type of people to play evil characters.
It's funny cause Gold Dragons are Lawful Good, and in some editions the players work for golden dragons
So this is an evil campaign
I love how dedicated matt was when saying "huza magic powers" he just got so into the nerd part, I mean Jason is good too but matt is so nerdy .
Matt: "I love you."
Come on, you're making this too easy.
Mattory confirmed!
where did he say this
+kimberli gage 2:27 "I love her"... Slight error on my part
The Mallory bite at 4:41. Most nerds would fall for that.
Scratch that. Most men would fall for that. I did. xD
I love how Matt and Mal are barely containing themselves at the end 😂
At 4:07 Jason’s laugh was SO FUNNY that I almost stared laughing like him lol 😂
I was in the live audience for this one! I can hear my own laughs at certain parts :D Absolutely brilliant sketch. Love it.
Awww, Carly is so *mean!!!* Poor Matt!!
0:23 To note, any DM that would make you roll to cry tears of joy would quickly find himself without any players.
First time I’m revisiting this sketch since getting into D&D. Man it hits different now. Especially since my group has two girls and they’re the ones that act like Matt and Jason. Also lots more rolling than I remember
Luke... I am your ringtone
I swear I thought that they were gonna kiss!!!
When I was playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends, one of them kept trolling the rest of us by saying things like "You were breathing too loud so 2 goblins noticed you," or "You whispered too loud so 5 goblins noticed you." I was being as quiet as physically possible. (by the way this was in the forest area i think)
My fav quote "to be fair dragons are quite evil they are like the IRS just with wings."
Yeah
"Dragons ARE rather evil creatures, kinda like the IRS but with wings."
Truer words were never spoken; hilarious.
Did you see how close we were?
I felt it!
3:32 that feels natural
These guys are such good actors
"Kind of like the IRS, but with wings."
FAVORITE LINE!!!!
+Madison Westwater second place: "Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman."
"Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman.......says my character. HA HA HA HA!!!!! Back in the mid-70s, I used to play D&D down in the BYU Bowling Alley. Good times.
4:57 Me every day of my life.
6:19 "Did you see how close *we* were?" is such a funny/sad line lol
Is it bad the entire sketch I was thinking about what pop they were drinking it's Fanta Mountain Dew and sprite
Sunkist soda not fanta,
Get it right
Say soda not pop. Pop is like Ariana grade and Katy perry. Annoying af
@@sophiagarcia362 yeah but different parts of the us say it different.. i say soft drinks and some people say pop. its just a matter of where you grew up.
Hello fellow minnesotan
I just love how Jason can turn into any character. He's such a great actor! and that laugh at 4:07-4:22 😂😂
Wait a second.
Very few dragons have psionic abilities.
Jason's laugh gets me every time!!🤣🤣
Excuse me, All Gold Dragons are servants of Bahamut, and as such are Lawful Good. Second, Dragons aren't versed in psionics. Third, a Crystal Mask of Entrenched Psyche would be required to prevent the dragon's magic, not a gold amulet.
i bet you're fun at parties.
You know it! When Gilthim, Paladin of Moradin, Bearer of The Shield of The Resolute, draws his Holy Avenger; all the Orcs be crying out for Gruumsh!
He got Smite Evil/day for /days!
Awkward.
In 4th edition pretty much every metallic dragon is unaligned (kinda like a self serving neutral).....
That just makes it better, since it means she was totally BSing the whole thing. :D
its like the irs with wings
Golden dragons are intellectual as well as magical. My guild actually befriended one and she helped us defeat the black dragon that was regularly pillaging a village
“ dragons are evil creatures like the IRS but with wings”
Great dating tips! Im going to use these irl! xD
Is it sad that I know that if it is a Golden Dragon that it is lawful good?
I was thinking the same thing.
Jed Barber me too
XD D&D fans unite
Nah, it isn't sad. #nerdsrock
It seems they were playing with the 4th edition, which means the dragon is unaligned.
5:20 before he rolled for the dragon he should have made Matt and Jason roll a stealth check if this was proper D&D
one of the best Studio C sketches.
#mattory
William Herron #mattory
Destiny indeed
Matt and Malory should get married! You two are meant for eachother! KISS KISS KISS 💏
+S.L. Flinn
You have to roll for that to be effective.
+Dylan Grace aww yeahhh.......
Mattorry
+Dylan Grace Critical fail, instead of getting married you lose an arm.
YES YES YES AND YES!
Im a dnd nerd and gold dragons are lawful good. They are nice!
Loved it to the moon and back.