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  • @1classikai
    @1classikai Před 4 lety +10013

    “I am the security system.”
    Raw power

  • @subjecterino8848
    @subjecterino8848 Před 4 lety +11000

    This security guy's IQ is so elevated, he even knew that the woman's name was Whitney without anyone ever mentioning it

    • @shuaitailai1119
      @shuaitailai1119 Před 3 lety +195

      same for jeremy i think
      nope nvm

    • @HueYing
      @HueYing Před 3 lety +24

      WoooooooooW

    • @yuralgonnadi7964
      @yuralgonnadi7964 Před 3 lety +139

      He probably could see and hear through the cameras

    • @jiaweiye9489
      @jiaweiye9489 Před 3 lety +303

      It was simple you just take the type of shoes multiply it by how old it is check the color of the hair divide it by the number of protons in a wonton then subtract by the number of neutrons in a notebook. And boom the name in mandarin.

    • @jaypavia24
      @jaypavia24 Před 3 lety +3

      950th like

  • @nehb1332
    @nehb1332 Před 4 lety +9108

    "And they say philosophy is a useless major."
    Never underestimate philosophers.
    Even when they're dead.
    Especially when they're dead

    • @corranaven7425
      @corranaven7425 Před 3 lety +305

      Schrodinger must be rolling in his grave.
      Or he might not be

    • @Wyndser
      @Wyndser Před 3 lety +66

      @@corranaven7425 Lol nice

    • @Spacedoubt7
      @Spacedoubt7 Před 3 lety +65

      8th grade philosophy major. Only one in the city!

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer Před 3 lety +9

      @@Spacedoubt7 uh

    • @hoppingh907
      @hoppingh907 Před 3 lety +39

      He is so smart, he even new Whitney’s name before he was even brought up

  • @preasidium13
    @preasidium13 Před 4 lety +6343

    You know you need to take a man seriously when he’s just casually reading Kant

    • @skyfallprime7977
      @skyfallprime7977 Před 4 lety +99

      Is Kant something classical that everyone should know or is it an inside joke?

    • @robinhowat826
      @robinhowat826 Před 4 lety +155

      @@skyfallprime7977 he's an ancient philosopher

    • @cosmotes
      @cosmotes Před 4 lety +125

      @@robinhowat826 Not really ancient

    • @preasidium13
      @preasidium13 Před 4 lety +402

      Arvid Rorvall Kant is a German philosopher notorious for his long winded, difficult reads. Even people who like Kant hate reading Kant.

    • @alexanderjohnson3014
      @alexanderjohnson3014 Před 4 lety +115

      @@preasidium13 Out of curiosity, you mean Immanuel Kant right? I'm not familiar with any modern german philosophers with the name Kant other than Immanuel himself. I've never heard him Arvid Rovall Kant either.

  • @makcarolin
    @makcarolin Před 4 lety +6838

    Jeremy: “but I’m a gentle loving person.”
    (Is currently robbing a bank )

    • @ssach7
      @ssach7 Před 4 lety +133

      Maybe they can have different moral systems

    • @australianword3812
      @australianword3812 Před 4 lety +89

      Well he's not hurting the people. He's hurting the bank owners

    • @rbanerjee605
      @rbanerjee605 Před 4 lety +35

      Mak Carolin immoral gentle loving person...

    • @No-vu7pc
      @No-vu7pc Před 4 lety +28

      @@australianword3812 Bank owners are people though.

    • @TheGreatArloMan
      @TheGreatArloMan Před 4 lety +27

      @@No-vu7pc Bank Owners are people who are greedy- That money is definitely insured and honestly, this is probably the best outcome for both parties (thieves and bank)

  • @oriannali124
    @oriannali124 Před 6 lety +3414

    Jason: "You're the biggest liar I know!"
    Matt: "Oh, Whitney, he's called you fat"

  • @eternally426
    @eternally426 Před 4 lety +3367

    “You’re forgetting about the moral theory of -*Stungun noises*”
    My favorite theory

    • @trashmankev7814
      @trashmankev7814 Před 4 lety +16

      Indeed

    • @SuperT417
      @SuperT417 Před 4 lety +53

      @@trashmankev7814 2 out of 3 ain't bad

    • @owencarroll2795
      @owencarroll2795 Před 4 lety +18

      ITS A TASER

    • @AustinJASMR
      @AustinJASMR Před 3 lety +24

      I honestly read it as *Shotgun noises*

    • @TheCStrike2
      @TheCStrike2 Před 3 lety +5

      @@AustinJASMR omg me too hahaha. I even rewatched it to make sure I wasn’t crazy

  • @chucklesdeclown8819
    @chucklesdeclown8819 Před 4 lety +3694

    i love how the plilosopher thought about what Jeremy said for a second as if he had some sort of a point.

    • @kidpen
      @kidpen Před 3 lety +291

      He did honestly!

    • @laurenphillips8746
      @laurenphillips8746 Před 3 lety +59

      I know, right!!!🤣 Sooo true!!!🤣😂

    • @Keyce0013
      @Keyce0013 Před 3 lety +396

      It looked to me more like he was trying to analyze what the man was saying before coming up with a counterargument.

    • @cybersketcher1130
      @cybersketcher1130 Před 3 lety +54

      The soldiers only kill as a means to an end.

    • @rgfs8881
      @rgfs8881 Před 3 lety +124

      @@cybersketcher1130 Arguably so do thieves, they have a goal and tend to only kill due to percieved resistance or other factors.

  • @kennethmoses4900
    @kennethmoses4900 Před 4 lety +4466

    Why is no one talking about the “feel free to cry”? Best line.

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar Před 4 lety +49

      For not talking about it, you all should feel very badly about yourselves.

    • @brogrammerplus7683
      @brogrammerplus7683 Před 4 lety +7

      Kenneth Moses Ostrich from family: Ha! Ha!

    • @chunkyegg8472
      @chunkyegg8472 Před 4 lety +12

      no it’s oh whitney he’s calling you fat

    • @craftyeunoia
      @craftyeunoia Před 4 lety +5

      Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890-_:;()@%"&*#,?!'EvievonboeLADE

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv Před 4 lety +3

      It was mediocre

  • @evanhancock8787
    @evanhancock8787 Před 10 lety +5060

    "Ohh...Whitney, he's called you fat!"

  • @michaeljohnaragon9316
    @michaeljohnaragon9316 Před 4 lety +3453

    ”This is why everyone hates moral philosophers” - the good place

  • @eliseclark1299
    @eliseclark1299 Před 4 lety +2728

    “...and our pinkies don’t mean anything anymore!”
    every 6 year olds nightmare 😂

    • @hiromilock9269
      @hiromilock9269 Před 3 lety +5

      You know guys, I'm not so sure about that...

    • @Haundo
      @Haundo Před 3 lety +5

      Lol

    • @JonathanKAKE
      @JonathanKAKE Před 3 lety +5

      it's cooties. that's their worst nightmare.

    • @manuvirajkhare
      @manuvirajkhare Před 3 lety +1

      You forgot the Yakuza.

    • @night-x6793
      @night-x6793 Před 3 lety

      You pick my untrustworthy pinkie to make a deal with me.

  • @LordQueezle
    @LordQueezle Před 8 lety +2815

    "Uh you are forgetting the moral theory of..." *zap* xD best part!

  • @sydyes6145
    @sydyes6145 Před 8 lety +3579

    "But what if it's Grandma's gold?"

    • @nathanandrews6631
      @nathanandrews6631 Před 8 lety +45

      "Listen, stop trying to confuse us, we are taking this gold"

    • @topdeck2245
      @topdeck2245 Před 8 lety +34

      +Panda Sloth Fine, but i wonder if your colleague thinks he deserves whatever he can take. Including your share of the gold. Food for thought.

    • @sydneyjezik236
      @sydneyjezik236 Před 8 lety +25

      +Samz Cannons But you - you pinky promised.

    • @saaniaz
      @saaniaz Před 8 lety +33

      +Sydney Jezik Ah, well sound the alarm. Professional thieves are always known for keeping their pinkie promises

    • @saaniaz
      @saaniaz Před 8 lety +24

      +Nice Shadow not

  • @feliciachiddix5520
    @feliciachiddix5520 Před 3 lety +793

    "Jason, if you are still confused at this point, you are your own enemy, and nothing worthy of value exists in your cognition."

    • @craftimeart6651
      @craftimeart6651 Před 3 lety +41

      My cognition guys!!!

    • @zayahaglund8984
      @zayahaglund8984 Před 3 lety +25

      Feel free to cry

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 Před rokem +14

      I love how Matt basically said to Jason that he is worthless and should cry

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated Před rokem +15

      And yet Jason was the best of the three. So open to criticism and changing his position based on new information. Though, also somewhat gullible it must be said.

    • @xxdagrimreaperxx5803
      @xxdagrimreaperxx5803 Před rokem +7

      Just casually breaks a man

  • @JennyG.COW5
    @JennyG.COW5 Před 4 lety +2895

    Love the lines:
    "My Cognition guys!"
    &
    "Pinkies don't work anymore Jeremy!"
    &
    "And they say Philosophy is a useless Major."
    Very Creative Sketch! 😁👍

    • @leonardocarrillo865
      @leonardocarrillo865 Před 4 lety +4

      Literally when I started reading he said the first one

    • @TikiDragon1
      @TikiDragon1 Před 4 lety +7

      The Good Place taught me that moral philosophy is pretty awesome.

    • @desaster903
      @desaster903 Před 4 lety +10

      “Ohhh Whitney, he called you fat!!”

    • @leonardopaulsen2116
      @leonardopaulsen2116 Před 4 lety +10

      You are forgetting about the moral theory of... THE TASER

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 Před 3 lety +2

      The first one's my favorite
      MY COGNITION, GUYS!

  • @rez188
    @rez188 Před 8 lety +5760

    "and they say philosophy is a useless major"

  • @theoreticalbear3806
    @theoreticalbear3806 Před 8 lety +6088

    Banks no longer need million-dollar security systems, they just need Matt and a lifetime supply of books.

    • @bellavlad9802
      @bellavlad9802 Před 8 lety +99

      and sandwiches

    • @javierlim4873
      @javierlim4873 Před 8 lety +68

      (And shield from flying soccer balls)

    • @smingjr
      @smingjr Před 8 lety +4

      +Blue Headphones haha I get it

    • @Willy-nu3oc
      @Willy-nu3oc Před 8 lety +41

      and a taser gun

    • @owos100
      @owos100 Před 7 lety +16

      Sorry, won't work. I've already hired him as my personal security guard :)

  • @1AmGroot
    @1AmGroot Před 4 lety +946

    "Ehh, 2 out of 3 is not bad..."

    • @scammbledeggs2707
      @scammbledeggs2707 Před 4 lety +27

      You can't always convince them all. Some people are just too closed minded.

    • @boitata2617
      @boitata2617 Před 3 lety +6

      @@scammbledeggs2707 he convinced them all, to take each other out, but not themselves, so one was bound to remain

    • @scammbledeggs2707
      @scammbledeggs2707 Před 3 lety +3

      @@boitata2617 he could have convinced the last person to commit suicide or turn themselves in.

    • @loganmatthews3672
      @loganmatthews3672 Před 28 dny

      I quote this all the time

  • @sunocoburrito
    @sunocoburrito Před 4 lety +421

    the MAN, the MYTH, the PHILOSOPHER- SCOTT STERLINGGGGG

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před 3 lety +12

      Still the same old goalkeeper, just a different door.

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 Před 3 lety +3

      @@u.v.s.5583 Now with less soccer balls!

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 Před 3 lety +1

      He retired from ball sports to focus on philosophy so that he wouldn't get hit in the face with any more balls.

    • @tsnap4
      @tsnap4 Před 2 lety +3

      All those blows to the head did him some good...

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tsnap4 Y E S

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 Před 8 lety +7871

    Moral of the story: Anybody with a mustache is good at Philosophy.

  • @valloarukaevu2846
    @valloarukaevu2846 Před 8 lety +1397

    That accent is the best thing ever.

  • @uwucatzz3225
    @uwucatzz3225 Před 4 lety +673

    Matt’s face when Jeremy starts being philosophical too tho 😂

  • @swiggingswag4193
    @swiggingswag4193 Před 4 lety +629

    Jeremy gives an explanation that makes sense.
    Mat: Do I smell defiance?!

    • @elisa9992
      @elisa9992 Před 2 lety +21

      I mean it makes sense but matt was totally right, if everyone thought like that civilization would fall

    • @outlawjoe5447
      @outlawjoe5447 Před rokem +16

      @@elisa9992 not true, we already have different moralities for different groups of people, he explained so- Matt didn’t even address what he said tbh

    • @thebudderblock2149
      @thebudderblock2149 Před rokem +1

      "I smell someone in need of lesson."

    • @mikegillettify
      @mikegillettify Před rokem +3

      @@outlawjoe5447 for sure we assign different morality codes for different groups and that keeps specific groups trusting each other, but the fact that there are different codes for different people shows the break down in society on a larger level, so Matt’s rebuttal to Jeremy wasn’t entirely wrong, even if there are certain codes we live by to specific groups.
      Thoughts?

    • @firstcedric8129
      @firstcedric8129 Před rokem

      @@mikegillettify morality is nothing that is permanently, morality changes with time. this day some may find it acceptable to kill humans for some reasons, others not. maybe some time every human will never accept that killing humans is right, therefore morality changed. i would even argue that since globalisation and the process of speaking with nearly everyone one the planet, brought morality concepts closer.
      i would even argue that by 200 years, give or take, the morality on this planet would be nearly unified.

  • @v10l3nt6
    @v10l3nt6 Před 8 lety +841

    Matt actually took a degree in Philosophy and made this sketch so he could say those lines "And they say Philosophy's a useless major"

    • @TheKaiticat
      @TheKaiticat Před 7 lety +38

      Actually, his major was in psychology.

    • @Spirantizer
      @Spirantizer Před 4 lety +21

      What do you do with a degree in philosophy? Something else.

    • @ChallengeMister14
      @ChallengeMister14 Před 4 lety +7

      As I read the last part that’s exactly when Matt said that.

    • @jackbarman7063
      @jackbarman7063 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@Spirantizer unironically, there are a lot of transferable skills from philosophy to other disciplines. It gives a good foundation for thinking and reasoning that are useful elsewhere, such as science and law.

    • @strangelyukrainian7314
      @strangelyukrainian7314 Před 6 dny

      @@Spirantizer
      Human resources

  • @TheNBAFANaddict
    @TheNBAFANaddict Před 10 lety +1206

    "MY COGNITION, GUYS!!"
    This line slayed me!

  • @scammbledeggs2707
    @scammbledeggs2707 Před 4 lety +625

    Being able to mold others beliefs is more powerful than any weapon, person or idea.

    • @tolkienlover7881
      @tolkienlover7881 Před 3 lety +10

      @@catoams or a TASER

    • @rose_sylveon5675
      @rose_sylveon5675 Před 3 lety +9

      Beliefs can change very quickly when held at gunpoint

    • @alexanderharrison3912
      @alexanderharrison3912 Před 3 lety +10

      @@rose_sylveon5675 Not if the belief is worth enough to die for.

    • @maryamm8379
      @maryamm8379 Před 3 lety +6

      @@alexanderharrison3912 yeah people can lie to survive a gun shot, but it can’t really do much compared to Persuasion

    • @alexanderharrison3912
      @alexanderharrison3912 Před 3 lety

      @@maryamm8379 Sorry, can you clarify? Your grammar is a bit spotty.

  • @kaylinlugo2347
    @kaylinlugo2347 Před 4 lety +598

    3:04 Matt is like, “Seems like a have a challenger...” 😂

    • @Sa3Dushh
      @Sa3Dushh Před 4 lety +21

      His reaction is the best 😂

    • @desaster903
      @desaster903 Před 4 lety +33

      “What your colleague has just proposed, Jason, would sow the seeds for the destruction of WESTERN CIVILIZATION.”

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive Před 4 lety

      @@desaster903 colleague

    • @desaster903
      @desaster903 Před 4 lety +1

      @@JoahTheThread5ive Thanks!

    • @kingkazma5937
      @kingkazma5937 Před 3 lety +2

      Didn't last very long though

  • @zachkelly1847
    @zachkelly1847 Před 8 lety +10015

    How much does this security system cost?

    • @bakh554321
      @bakh554321 Před 8 lety +557

      +zach kelly 25 Dollars an hour

    • @PeregrineX7
      @PeregrineX7 Před 8 lety +785

      +zach kelly Depends on how much value you yourself place on Philosophical security and the value of human consciousness.

    • @arielgracianodidimustanto65
      @arielgracianodidimustanto65 Před 8 lety +155

      minimum wage - tax

    • @CodeTriangle
      @CodeTriangle Před 8 lety +300

      A lifetime supply of books.

    • @codylamify
      @codylamify Před 8 lety +216

      a small collage loan of a million dollar

  • @hiddensoundtest1444
    @hiddensoundtest1444 Před 6 lety +515

    "I'm a gentle, loving guy"
    Says the robber holding a gun.

    • @chloeedmund4350
      @chloeedmund4350 Před 4 lety +12

      And brought up soldiers as an example of how they could trust each other while lying to other people.
      How do we know that he wasn't lying?

    • @TerminatorGundam300
      @TerminatorGundam300 Před 2 lety +2

      He's trying to steal grandma's gold!!!!!

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 Před 4 lety +600

    "I thought there'd be a security system"
    "I AM the security system!"
    "Not yet."
    ...
    "You're forgetting about the moral theory of-"-taser-"-UNLIMITED POWER!!!"

  • @Logan-qi4nx
    @Logan-qi4nx Před 5 lety +281

    "You're forgetting the moral theory of-"
    *Zap*
    "MIGHT MAKES RIGHT!"

    • @GodActio
      @GodActio Před 4 lety +4

      Aka, Kratocracy!

    • @howlingdin9332
      @howlingdin9332 Před 4 lety +4

      Retaliatory force; defense of oneself and one's property.

    • @Keyce0013
      @Keyce0013 Před 3 lety +2

      So he first tells the bank robbers that might does not make right, and then goes to show that might makes right.

  • @EnigmasExpeditions
    @EnigmasExpeditions Před 9 lety +1226

    "and our pinkies dont mean anything" XD XD

    • @joshcoyle2111
      @joshcoyle2111 Před 8 lety +2

      Lol

    • @SephDark18
      @SephDark18 Před 5 lety +5

      Wasn’t it that if you broke your pinkie promise your pinkie would get cut off or something in the older days?

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 Před 5 lety

      I saw pickles at first sight.

    • @kys767
      @kys767 Před 4 lety

      Dont say xd

  • @CherryStudios2
    @CherryStudios2 Před 7 lety +1078

    "Oh, Whitney, he's called you fat." LOL!! Wait, how did he know her name? :P

    • @joelshewmaker3567
      @joelshewmaker3567 Před 7 lety +212

      Cherry
      If you get high enough into philosophy, I'm sure they teach you how to read minds. :p

    • @horizonpenblade1288
      @horizonpenblade1288 Před 5 lety +30

      *Joel Shewmaker* that or he's the Doctor.

    • @timkarlsson2921
      @timkarlsson2921 Před 4 lety +27

      he is a philosopher, it is a part of his job.

    • @zaggernut5054
      @zaggernut5054 Před 4 lety +51

      how does anyone know anyone's name? what is a name

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Před 4 lety +20

      Hey vsauce, zeggernut here

  • @amarastewart9360
    @amarastewart9360 Před 5 lety +66

    "My cognition, guys!"

  • @TheHalfblood.Studios
    @TheHalfblood.Studios Před 4 lety +43

    Holy heck the outro song almost made me cry, the nostalgia is real...I can't believe this video is 7 years old!

  • @oliviamaloy5581
    @oliviamaloy5581 Před 8 lety +2494

    That amazing feeling when you find older studio c episodes that you haven't seen before

  • @abidillon3046
    @abidillon3046 Před 8 lety +4203

    This is the last Studio C you're going to watch, and then you will work on your schoolwork, got it, self? THIS IS THE LAST ONE!!!

    • @ominousbliss6386
      @ominousbliss6386 Před 8 lety +91

      +Abi Dillon wow how did you know i needed to do ma hw? lol

    • @umber6937
      @umber6937 Před 8 lety +36

      +Abi Dillon Welp, now I have to. Thanks.

    • @abidillon3046
      @abidillon3046 Před 8 lety +25

      Nevermind; I could do this all day.

    • @random_person2369
      @random_person2369 Před 8 lety +22

      +Abi Dillon I.... can't... the pull is too strong... must... keep going
      Just one more video

    • @edwardtoh
      @edwardtoh Před 8 lety +11

      +Abi Dillon HAHAHA thanks! I'll do as you say!

  • @Hsjfiwbrbffbabs
    @Hsjfiwbrbffbabs Před 4 lety +66

    I wonder how long he was in there.
    “Whitney, he’s called you fat.” -Ze Security System

  • @rafaelcastor2089
    @rafaelcastor2089 Před 4 lety +24

    "The biggest liar i ever saw"
    "Ooooh, Whitney... he called you fat." LMAO

  • @Zapperr459
    @Zapperr459 Před 8 lety +595

    *Tases Withney*
    "Eh, 2 out of 3 is not bad"
    Nice one

  • @theassassin6261
    @theassassin6261 Před 8 lety +1484

    "Jason if you are still confused at this point you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition."
    That's seems meme worthy, maybe just shorten it to "if you are still confused at this point then you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition," that'd actually be good for a calculus teach to put on there wall, to get the students in the mood of calculus. Food for thought.

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 Před 7 lety +54

      MY WHOLE LIFE IS CRUMBLING BEFORE MY EYES!

    • @MummeMaster
      @MummeMaster Před 7 lety +50

      TheAssassin what you have just proposed will so the seeds for the destruction of Western Civilization!

    • @caseywellington4761
      @caseywellington4761 Před 7 lety +102

      "MY COGNITION, GUYS!!!"

    • @cragalanche1672
      @cragalanche1672 Před 7 lety +60

      Ah 2 out of 3 is not bad.

    • @denhsoka
      @denhsoka Před 6 lety +10

      TheAssassin, you didn't make it shorter and u just removed Jason

  • @randomhuman3134
    @randomhuman3134 Před 4 lety +31

    “Uh Oh, Whitney he just called you fat” double lol

  • @charlesbradshaw205
    @charlesbradshaw205 Před 2 lety +19

    This guy is the reason no one has broken into Area 51

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před rokem

      The christian moral philosophy teaches that even thinking of breaking into Area 51 makes your cognition contain nothing of value whatsoever.

  • @giftofaJOYfulLIFE
    @giftofaJOYfulLIFE Před 9 lety +2237

    ***** Please do another practical philosopher!

  • @stormyphillips251
    @stormyphillips251 Před 6 lety +181

    "MY COGNITION, GUYS." I love Jason.

  • @connortempleton5865
    @connortempleton5865 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I like how they actually acknowledge how the point was to in order to make them go against each other not to make a strong argument that was actually see that in ways the character reacts,

  • @jonahlange7898
    @jonahlange7898 Před rokem +4

    "MY COGNITION GUYS!" 😂😂😂

  • @benjamincoyle5316
    @benjamincoyle5316 Před 6 lety +259

    I totally want to see this in a D&D game. "I am ze security system."

    • @corymoon2439
      @corymoon2439 Před 3 lety +23

      So NPC with a huge charisma modifier?
      Or DM just fudging rolls to push the story that they wanted to. Either way it'd be highly entertaining.

    • @izzye3874
      @izzye3874 Před 3 lety +3

      A D&D game with Matt trying to convince our teams to go against each other would be AWESOME!!! Great idea!

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 2 lety

      I would like to direct you to the beguiler class. You're welcome.

    • @YaBoiNicho
      @YaBoiNicho Před 2 lety

      I'm playing a character who basically is a mix of the eloquence bard and scribe wizard.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před rokem

      Roll the dice.
      1-20 points: You cry out MY COGNITION GUYS and drop dead from regret.

  • @josephharoldsen5719
    @josephharoldsen5719 Před 9 lety +701

    I've got a friend at church who is a Philosophy professor but was a police officer for 30 years before getting his PhD. I would totally watch a show centered around a police officer using this sort of technique on his daily beat :D you guys definitely need to do more skits with this character. He could disrupt a drug deal, stop a purse-snatcher, or neutralize a hit man ^__^

    • @diegoruiz2186
      @diegoruiz2186 Před 7 lety +38

      Joseph Haroldsen
      There's a show on PBS called Father Brown featuring a sleuthing priest who rather than uses deduction to solve mysteries uses history, philosophy and psychology. He's not a cop but close enough. 😂

    • @blakan3
      @blakan3 Před 5 lety +17

      : O Then, the philosophical policeman finds a philosophical thief who also did his heists with phylosophy alon.

    • @michellebaljeu3410
      @michellebaljeu3410 Před 5 lety +5

      I would say that the mentalist comes close
      or Criminal minds, both look at the psychological side of crime

    • @Thevampireprincess61
      @Thevampireprincess61 Před 5 lety +2

      There is its called Sherlock lol

    • @dan-3268
      @dan-3268 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Thevampireprincess61 except that Sherlock doesn't really use philosophy

  • @user-by9lg6tu2z
    @user-by9lg6tu2z Před 8 měsíci +6

    This is one of my favorites lol, everything Matt said made sense but also was confusing. PERFECT!

  • @zaahidapatel1362
    @zaahidapatel1362 Před 2 lety +22

    I miss these guys .... they were an amazing team .

  • @taylorfields9200
    @taylorfields9200 Před 9 lety +447

    "But you are forgetting about the moral theory of umm." *zaps her with stun gun* "eh two out of three's not bad."
    This is wonderful somebody give these people... something, I don't have any cookies so they should just take laughs, or something that I can give.

  • @JamesLandon
    @JamesLandon Před 8 lety +2628

    Matt: "And zey say zat philosophy is a useless major."

  • @coltondavis9125
    @coltondavis9125 Před 4 lety +19

    I love how they walk in there as friends and in 2 and 1/2 minutes, he's able to turn them against each other.

    • @warden-1894
      @warden-1894 Před 3 lety +2

      And they say Philosophy’s a useless major!

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein Před 4 lety +53

    In conclusion: He just wanted to roast everyone

    • @izzye3874
      @izzye3874 Před 3 lety

      Yes, yes he did. And he succeeded!

    • @izzye3874
      @izzye3874 Před 3 lety

      Philosophy can do so much!

    • @diemenschen8339
      @diemenschen8339 Před 2 lety

      Still sounds like Nietzsche philosophy.

  • @martagalindo9399
    @martagalindo9399 Před 9 lety +508

    Lol I love Matt's accent XD

  • @milocow44
    @milocow44 Před 8 lety +513

    I'd love to see this guy in another video. It's really cool.

  • @voidelemental3760
    @voidelemental3760 Před rokem +9

    This man torn them apart with history, philosophy and physiology man I wanna be this cunning

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 Před 5 lety +30

    I love how he's just calmly sitting there reading a book while saying " I am the security system"

  • @joytodd1151
    @joytodd1151 Před 9 lety +183

    " But what if it's Grandma's gold" " We just found out that we can't trust each other because we're theives and that our pinkies don't mean anything anymore Jeremy" " Oooohhhhh my cognition guys!" I love these! :)

    • @SaltyBacon2321
      @SaltyBacon2321 Před 9 lety +4

      And my pinkie does not mean any thing! :( Lol.

  • @commentor93
    @commentor93 Před 8 lety +138

    Can you please make the Philosopher appear on many more episodes? This guy is a genius!

  • @lordbuss
    @lordbuss Před 5 měsíci +3

    3:40 The greatest tool of any philosopher - the baseless negative accusation.

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 Před 4 lety +10

    4:04 wins any argument.

  • @lordofrubies8508
    @lordofrubies8508 Před 6 lety +170

    3:02
    The way that Matt looks up makes me laugh every time.
    I also find it funny that he walks Jason through saying “predatory moral philosophy”

  • @henrywarmoth1792
    @henrywarmoth1792 Před 8 lety +355

    I think the only thing that could have made this video better would have been if Matt never stood up from his chair. Then he would single-handedly stopped the bank robbery, all while comfortably sitting in his chair, reading his book. Getting up and walking around forces him to do more physical acting, which isn't really necessary. The dialogue alone is strong enough to make it great even if he never moves. Just my thoughts, you probably disagree, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
    I hope they make more of the practical philosopher, he's one of my favorites of their characters.

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 Před 5 lety +14

      If he didn't have to get up, he could read all his lines from the book.

    • @toatahu2003
      @toatahu2003 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah, that would have been better... Constructive criticism is always great.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 4 lety +5

      Food for thought

    • @horizonpenblade1288
      @horizonpenblade1288 Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah, but the moving around makes the visuals more interesting/dynamic

    • @Zonorheso
      @Zonorheso Před 4 lety +1

      I feel the same. If he would have never gotten up, it would have demonstrated just how much power he held over the situation - commanding three armed robbers from the comfort of a chair without even looking at them.

  • @ricardoleite2190
    @ricardoleite2190 Před 4 lety +20

    “I’m a gentle loving guy”
    He says while robbing a bank and aiming a gun at his colleagues

  • @homyanh9074
    @homyanh9074 Před 2 lety +9

    1:34 He just turned from German to Italian, genius.

  • @ABlindSniper115
    @ABlindSniper115 Před 7 lety +145

    I can say as a philosophy major, this is fantastic.

    • @EstoyPensando
      @EstoyPensando Před 4 lety +5

      The Sightless Swordsman so i know its been three years but does the philosophy you study keep you up at night?

    • @ABlindSniper115
      @ABlindSniper115 Před 4 lety +5

      @@EstoyPensando Not really, why do you ask?

    • @EstoyPensando
      @EstoyPensando Před 4 lety +4

      @@ABlindSniper115 I'm not sure why, but I feel like learning about multiple philosophies and how they clash would over complicate my thought process. Perhaps I'm not smart enough to handle it? Haha

    • @fgorn
      @fgorn Před 4 lety +4

      Do you agree with the line of reasoning wherin Matt takes Jeremy's point to the extreme? They obviously aren't choosing the allies at random; the allies are chosen based on common goals. I feel as if the argument is missing something. Am I worng?

  • @isaiahpedaso4518
    @isaiahpedaso4518 Před 8 lety +81

    Best.....security.....EVER!

  • @questworldiangreenknight7455

    “Two out of three is not bad” honestly that’s a boss quote!

  • @countrytime2535
    @countrytime2535 Před 4 lety +11

    The old studio c cast was my favorite

  • @oddjars
    @oddjars Před 8 lety +81

    When yo charisma is 20 and you have ranks in bluff.

  • @AtomicHaven
    @AtomicHaven Před 8 lety +488

    this reminds me of something The Doctor would do

    • @henrywebster2104
      @henrywebster2104 Před 8 lety +6

      Totally

    • @anuronironworks6164
      @anuronironworks6164 Před 8 lety +2

      +Alexis Edenburn (NoahJ456 biggest fan) Yeah :D

    • @caliburwithak6247
      @caliburwithak6247 Před 8 lety +4

      +Alexis Edenburn (NoahJ456 biggest fan) Don't mean t be that guy but The Doctor uses science (fiction) to get out of things but this is philosophy

    • @rockinrodney5000
      @rockinrodney5000 Před 8 lety +22

      +Calubur (With a K)
      Actually the Doctor uses principles of different areas, he did in fact use a philosophical argument in his speech against war in "The Zygon Inversion" from what I understand about that episode. A philosophical solution of cooperation stemming from the fact you don't know what side you're on has been expressed in "The Day of The Doctor".

    • @caliburwithak6247
      @caliburwithak6247 Před 8 lety +1

      rockinrodney5000 ayy i forgot about that, he does rarely do it (very rarely)

  • @jojomoody614
    @jojomoody614 Před 4 lety +12

    When Jason says that he's taking the money, he points his gun at himself.😂

  • @charliehubbell7513
    @charliehubbell7513 Před 4 lety +12

    Matt when Jeremy throws his philosophy into the ring
    “ Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

  • @mythandmayhem1134
    @mythandmayhem1134 Před 7 lety +36

    I love how after Jeremy finishes his argument Matt is just like " dang it, this gonna be harder than I thought".

  • @gFamWeb
    @gFamWeb Před 7 lety +312

    Funny thing is, the way he argued is very similar to Kant's line of reasoning.

    • @AB-eq9mm
      @AB-eq9mm Před 7 lety +36

      Noah Gregory that was the whole joke.

    • @gFamWeb
      @gFamWeb Před 7 lety +32

      * * Well not too many people would catch that

    • @AB-eq9mm
      @AB-eq9mm Před 7 lety +8

      Noah Gregory true.

    • @koenigkorczak
      @koenigkorczak Před 4 lety +11

      @@gFamWeb r/iamverysmart

    • @vinyak123rohatgi
      @vinyak123rohatgi Před 4 lety +1

      That is why he took him out first

  • @garlic1387
    @garlic1387 Před 5 lety +13

    2:23
    Just a little time stamp for myself 🤗

  • @owent4465
    @owent4465 Před 5 lety +9

    Probably no one will see this but I love how Matt studied psychology in real life and now he is using his skills

  • @mspeir
    @mspeir Před 7 lety +669

    Wait... They placed the charges inside the vault... in order to get inside the vault. O.o

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle Před 4 lety +39

      These thieves aren't very smart, clearly.

    • @pigeon9538
      @pigeon9538 Před 4 lety +35

      They placed the charges within the locking mechanism or next to the hinges. This is pretty common in movies.

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 Před 4 lety +7

      They may had had an inside man

    • @ocepige
      @ocepige Před 4 lety

      Shut it, you

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 Před 4 lety +3

      The charges where set by the philosopher with a candle stick in the vault

  • @liamfoxy
    @liamfoxy Před 8 lety +54

    Ah, of course. The ancient art of the moral theory of Tazer.

  • @brianmchaney7473
    @brianmchaney7473 Před 4 lety +32

    Just realized no one said Whitney's name before the Professor did...

    • @Keyce0013
      @Keyce0013 Před 3 lety +2

      I guess she looked like a Whitney?

    • @cattywat
      @cattywat Před 3 lety

      @@Keyce0013 no she looked like a thief

  • @sciencetube4574
    @sciencetube4574 Před rokem +2

    Not just practical philosophy, tactical philosophy

  • @timtaft8585
    @timtaft8585 Před 6 lety +10

    Dear Studio C,
    PLEASE, PLEASE DO ANOTHER PRACTICAL PHILOSOPHY SKETCH! This one is just too good.
    Sincerely,
    All your fans

  • @katiebaxter7901
    @katiebaxter7901 Před 10 lety +52

    Matt is so stoic in this, it's epic.

  • @elliea595
    @elliea595 Před 3 lety +2

    Strong man deserves his money YaaH

  • @dominicbell8616
    @dominicbell8616 Před 4 lety +45

    "Feel free to cry."
    "My Cognition guys."
    "Pinkies don't work anymore Jerry!"
    "Oh whitey, he's called you fat."
    best ever

  • @Redspecialist300
    @Redspecialist300 Před 10 lety +94

    I have used this on a group who was bullying me before and they turned on each other so fast. This tactic works great on people who don't have direct explanations for what they do.

    • @jillgrace5582
      @jillgrace5582 Před 10 lety +4

      That is SO AWESOME! Great tactic!!! :)

    • @Xesthan
      @Xesthan Před 9 lety +3

      Redspecialist300 What exactly did you tell them? I'd like to know.

    • @linnaeuskuderewko
      @linnaeuskuderewko Před 9 lety +2

      Tell us. Everything

    • @Redspecialist300
      @Redspecialist300 Před 9 lety +18

      Linnaeus Kuderewko Let's see it was 3rd grade and I was being picked on by 3 5th graders who thought they were cool. One day I had enough of their harassment during recess, and I basically tricked them into finding out that they were only doing this to me because they had nothing better to do. They stopped picking on me after that. As for the exact conversation it happened 10 years ago. Of course the conversation was no where near a scholarly sounding as this, but I still used the main topics of misdirection to stop them. Thanks for your interest you two :D

    • @linnaeuskuderewko
      @linnaeuskuderewko Před 9 lety

      XD SO want that to happen to me!

  • @CameronShirts
    @CameronShirts Před 7 lety +47

    This man walks into the Bisque restaurant
    Chaos ensues

  • @elis7648
    @elis7648 Před 2 lety +4

    studio c’s old stuff is so good

  • @jenmordecai8817
    @jenmordecai8817 Před 2 lety +3

    As a part time philosipher i can tell you that we do this i break peoples mind literally made like 29 enemys in a single 5 seconds

  • @bywatergal4177
    @bywatergal4177 Před 7 lety +109

    No, you cannot, you're forgetting about the moral theory, of uh... I have a tazer.

  • @MrTrulyHandsome
    @MrTrulyHandsome Před 8 lety +15

    SCOTT STERLING, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND of philosophy

  • @dartheeyore8131
    @dartheeyore8131 Před 4 lety +6

    “I’ve seen this raw power only once before”

  • @itsneverlupus5544
    @itsneverlupus5544 Před 2 lety +5

    This cast was the best.

  • @cheeseranger100
    @cheeseranger100 Před 10 lety +33

    as a moral debater, I can say this is actually legit stuff

  • @michaeloconnor5904
    @michaeloconnor5904 Před 8 lety +16

    "Oooh, Whitney, he just called you fat." Funniest line ever!

  • @Lily-di6hm
    @Lily-di6hm Před 5 lety +22

    3:54 and zey say that philosophy is a useless major
    A guy in the background shouts “yeah!”

  • @pandakatiefominz
    @pandakatiefominz Před 5 lety +30

    Me before taking Ethics: Hahaha
    Me after taking Ethics: *Wheeze*