Russia Shocks World With Move To "De-Nazify" Ukraine | T**** Heaps Praise On Putin
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- The talking heads at Fox News joined our former president in showering Vladimir Putin with praise for his strength and cunning, as the Russian leader launched a violent attack on Ukraine and stunned the world with his twisted justification for war. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Here in Kyiv listening to distant explosions. I know this is a comedy show, and I appreciate that this issue is still taken solemnly. It's infuriating to see Americans making jokes about ww3 or how they feel unsafe while I'm here barricading windows preparing for bombing
I'm thinking of you tonight.
@@NediSafa thank you!
We made jokes during 9-11 as well. This is how some of us cope with tragedy
@@tar2185 this isn't your tragedy to make fun of.
May you stay safe. Lots of love to the people of your country, and lovers of peace everywhere.
FYI - most Russians are against the invasion. My Russian wife has spent the day crying and feeling ashamed for Russia's actions and 2,000 Russian anti-war protesters have been arrested.
Awww. It's really not her fault. Poor dear.
Tell her we're praying for Russia too.
We do not blame the regular people for the decisions of a corrupt megalomaniac shirtless dictator
We send our love to your wife. She is not Russia.
We know it’s not the people of Russia it’s Putin tell her that
I couldn't laugh at any of it. It hurts my heart to know that the Ukrainian people are fighting not only for their lives but their right to exist as a people. I stand with the people of Ukraine. They are heroes and I hope that the United States and other nations offer more weapons and defensive support. I'm just one person but I'm keeping you in my prayers. Strength and victory to the Ukrainian people!!
We could never have endured the horrors of the trump presidency without humor & believe me it really wasn't at all funny. We laugh at everything to deal with stress. We laugh because we can. Our free press means we can use this format to express serious issues in a light way. It does not mean we don't care. Many here wish our government would do more but we are exhausted with having to end wars that start in Europe. We live in peace here with our neighbors. We are much stronger than all our south American neighbors, than Canada, than the bahamas, yet we not overpower them & take them over. You all have to rise up for regime change....we can't do that for you.
Biden is still sponsoring the genocide in Yemen so americans should deal with their own shit!! Now USA is all hollier than thou! All americans do is invading really small third world countries and think they are ”the good ones”🤮🤮
🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦💙💛✌
#IStandWithUkraine
@@babyyoda3118 world central kitchen is helping Ukrainian people
They helped afghan refugees in Phoenix
It hurts my heart to know americans are joking about this and don’t care about killing children
Hello from Kyiv. It's funny you pay attention to our country, I watch your show.
"There is no purgatory for war criminals, they go straight to hell"
War Criminals and Heros go to the same place after death. Nowhere.
What? Of course they go somewhere. You think we're just gonna leave them sitting out and decomposing? Disgusting. You gotta at least clean up after yourself.
Americans should pay attention that the US must perhaps pay a high price for the fact that in 2014 they staged a coup d'etat and brought to power Ukrainian nationalists who began genocide in the Donbas!
Undoubtedly, someone has to "pay the bills" of God for the children of Donbass (whom the Ukrainian Nazis have been killing for all these 8 years) by shooting at residential buildings czcams.com/video/ArNdiRFD3Xc/video.html
And for those killed in a brutal way by the Ukrainian Nazis czcams.com/video/e7tN0MjRQDI/video.html
After the US refused to negotiate with Russia (December 2021) about safety at the Russian border (perhaps in the hope that sooner or later the U.S. will deploy shock weapons on the Russian borders, as in Romania and Poland), Russia had no other choice but to neutralize the military infrastructure in the Ukraine (including the British naval base in Ochakiv)
The US is the main culprit of the shed blood, as the blood spilled in the middle East...
Putin at the end of his speech (on the beginning of the military operation in Ukraine) said: "If someone tries to stop Russia from the outside, they will get a response from Russia that they have never experienced on their own land"! So sit still and just watch...
Does that include Bush jnr
An whining orange dodge drafter calling criminals patriots is so disgusting.
I loved how the Russians are protesting in the streets with signs in Russian saying “NO WAR!”
Proves that not everyone of them are for this act of aggression.
This has been building up since at least 2014 with Russia under Putin taking Crimea, and Russia still led by Putin likely won't stop with just Ukraine and continue expanding into Belarus, Latvia, Estonia, and Finland unless The U.S. and our NATO allies find a way to hurt their economy and stop their military efforts.
Goes to show what the leaders do are not always the will of the people. Happens a lot with dictators.
While Republicans support Putin...
@@AwkwrdPrtMskrt props to Russian citizens. I mean, what next, they overthrow their government, or at least topple Putin?
It's hard to have a comedy/news show when there's dark material going on in the world, I felt like he did very well comedically and know his heart was in a good place. My heart goes to everyone that doesn't wanna be involved in this conflict, Putin stop the madness please.
Major tom?
Begging Putin isn't going to make him stop. We need to help Ukraine with tangible aid.
czcams.com/video/lyx1nhamK1g/video.html
Truth of america
czcams.com/video/cqM4SVIvqZc/video.html what madness? Tell your Nazi friends to stop the madness.
@Kyle Taylor czcams.com/video/cqM4SVIvqZc/video.html #nazisgohome
This is great stuff, There is a lot of people that don't know what's going on right now in Ukraine. A show like this can reach people normal headlines and news can't and get the information out there. They aren't trying to make fun of the war or act like it doesn't mean anything Stephen is just using his platform to reach the minds and hearts of others and inform them the only way he knows how.
I can’t believe we’re going from pandemic to war. My heart goes out to the Ukrainian souls fleeing their home.
The Ukrainian souls staying home to defend their homeland could also use some of your heart.
Americans need to understand Donald trump is a traitor. Trump was advised years ahead of the invasion and all trump did was withold aid to Ukraine. Donald trump has blood on his hands
As of yet the USA is not at war. The USA was at war for twenty years and it just stopped about six months ago.
@@randyfuentes4201 Yet Trump is spinning that story on Fox that the attack wouldn't have happened under his Presidency. Screw the MAGA cult and Putin! From Europe
we are going from pandemic to ukraine war to ww3
If we’re gonna freeze Russian assets, let’s start with
Mar-a-lago.
❄️
Trump is a Russian asset as well. Perhaps they should Walt Disney his a$$. 😀
its hard to be a comedian to make people laugh comedians are very intelligent like colbert and zelensky thank you u put light in our life
Not a time for jokes. So tone deaf, sets a tone that Americans are making light of this disaster. I know I, myself, am not.
My hopes are with the people of Ukraine & the Russian protestors.
I feel for all of the Russian people with the exception of Putin. The Russian people did not start this war but they will most certainly pay the biggest price, along with the whole of the Ukraine.
Did you feel the same when America invaded Iraq? A million people died.
@@Just_logic I did. That war was a Bush vendetta. The Bush family has always had it out for Husaine. At the end, most Americans agree it was useless and prayed for the innocent lives lost.
@@JaysPCImpossible THATS SOMETHING GOOD TO HEAR FROM THATS SDE
@@Just_logic Well, unlike in Russia now, in the US I could bet the average citizen wasn't going to pay that big a price so I didn't feel particularly bad for us. But otherwise yeah. I marched in the protests, as did rather a lot of people in the US, not that the US government listened to the citizens then any more than Russia's government will listen today.
God bless the people of Ukraine, and God damn Vladimir Putin.
“He’s a genius!” - DJT
@@gregbors8364 He is a monster.
For eight years, the east of Ukraine has offered to negotiate with the west of Ukraine, now you are pretending that this did not happen
vlad planned this whole thing with all his friends in the west. epstein saga forced their hand and now the game is on.
Putin's just the latest bad boy created by u$a'ss obsession to bully the globe.
Comrade Trumpski, once again proves his commitment to the American people!
Not a good time for jokes about this topic… a lot of innocent people are dying right now. And who knows which country will be attacked next.
Prayers from germany 🙏🏼
Just goes to show we can’t take our democracy for granted!
Jan. 6, 2021 showed that to me. We have to fight for our democracy every single day here like every other free democratic country around the world.
tRumps fault!
@@Onikage55 If Congress swings to the Republicans, Europe is lost. Anyone who thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine needs their head read.
What scares me the most is that I am seeing a repeat of 1939. The question is, what will be our Poland moment? And how long will we wait until we make it our Poland moment? And if we do have a Poland moment, are we prepared to do what it takes to end the war?
On that note, I do realize that winning the war is impossible; with nuclear deterrents in effect, the best we can ask for is a return to the previous borders. As long as Russia isn't at risk of falling or collapsing, I doubt they will actually launch.
@@triarb5790 he didn't stop at Georgia, he didn't stop at the Crimea. I'm afraid you are right
It would be so satisfying if the foreign bank accounts of the oligarchs were seized and were used to alleviate the suffering of the common people in these 2 countries. That would be JUSTICE!!!
I get what you are suggesting and why, but you are assuming they support a war in which the majority would not. Most are oil rich. The oil they profit from is sold to mostly Europe and India, etc. That oil is what is falling under sanctions. So this isn't in their favor, but they aren't dumb enough to complain to The Kremlin because being alive is more important.
I'm hoping that hackers consider open season on their cripto wallets.
Lol, most of Russians, civilians and military, believe what Putin believes. They may not even support Putin, they may not support hot war, but still they are imperialists and N*zis. Russians are not victims, they do it voluntarily. Many of them said it on camera, it's all over CZcams, ready for the Nuremberg Trials 2.
And even though there's some small percent of Russians that never wanted to counquer sovereign countries with either hard or soft power, they will still pay reparations to Ukrainians for the next 100 years. Remember WW2 and how it ended?
lol they refused to do that in the fall of teh soviet union, what makes you think the us would force the SAME oligarchs out now? We cause d this, we wanted this.
Let's focus on Ukraine for now. If the foreign accounts of these people are seized, they should be used to fund the Ukrainian resistance.
So many times I want to give more than just one 👍 to this show! 😂 Thank you Stephen Colbert (and Crew)! 🎶
I'm sorry to break it to you... But only in the US there is a pant-less guy yelling on the train "The end is near!". Go figure!
Stephen, I am from Germany and I needed this to cheer me up. Comedians are made for dark times.
Americans need to understand Donald trump is a traitor. Trump was advised years ahead of the invasion and all trump did was withold aid to Ukraine. Donald trump has blood on his hands
@@3000BETA I did not know that. Boris Johnson was looking almost militant (although his hair was busy doing comic relief as usual), and he was probably the most clownish of all who are sanctioning Russia, although just as sincere.
Here is a laugh. Germany pays Russia billions of dollars annually to provide more than half of its energy needs. But, then NATO insists on demanding the US to submit resources and personnel to protect Germany from Russia. Hilarious, right?
This hits even more true, if you remember that Wolodymyr Selenskyj, the current president of Ukraine, is a former comedian himself...
Greetings from Germany to Germany.
@@shawnmontgomery3569 Germany needs to contribute more to the Nato in terms of % of GDP at least 2 % and get more independent from Russia's gas. The problem is, that Germany has 0 natural ressources, so an independence is not that easy, since Norway can't supply the whole of Europe and alternative ressources will inflate prices. The shift from nuclear energy to green energy has also made it more difficult to maintain energy independent. Every politician in Germany agrees with what you are saying, sadly too late.
I understand it is all satire and black humor, but watching this from Ukraine makes me not able to smile at it.
Regardless of the jokes, we are all on your side and support Ukraine’s sovereignty 100%.
God bless you and I hope you and your family stays safe. 🫂
@@erdmuthehoppe7248 thank you, we are doing our best
@@RAYDENfilipp Just to let you know - the german train is taking all Ukrainians without cost from the border from Poland to germany. You just need your passport or ID.
@@erdmuthehoppe7248 I know, a lot of neighbouring countries and distant offered similar help and people use this possibility to move family members to a safer place. Men aged 18-60 can't leave (there are exceptions). Our President stays here, the government too(I may not like them, but at the moment we are on the same team). I have no other option but to try to find a way to be helpful here.
People : What could possibly be worse than COVID.
Putin : Hold my Vodka
This is disturbing American media
I remember watching the 2014 invasion when I was in high school, ever since some fellow Australians were murdered in midair in Flight MH17 by a Russian supplied missile. We should all have known that Moscow would never have cared.
The invasion didn't start yesterday. It started back then, when Crimea was illegally seized. My heart continues to go out to the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦 They need all the help they can get.
Remember when the leaked video came out? The pilot was seen crawling away from the crash site, and was shot in the head by a Russian.
the other russians began ransacking the dead corpses, and stole their belongings from their backpacks and other luggage.
Putin is a degenerate.
Well there are reasons for that conflict. Crimea was and is the most important naval harbor.
This all did not start there. It did start with the reunification of Germany and the downfall of the Soviet Union.
Warsaw pact got obsolete back then, so should have been the NATO.
Instead former Soviet countries want to be in the NATO even the Ukraine, how should Putin react?
Don't get me wrong, I ain't a big fan of Putin and I ain't a big fan of American politics.
I thought is was when we did that coup and installed a friendly leader there.
keep in mind this was unmitigated propaganda and the Ukrainian Nazis (Azov Brigade and Freikor among others) are very real and official divisions of the Ukraine military. We have sent these self identified Nazis billions in aid over 8 years, even before they were part of the UDF. To kill Russians in East Ukraine. We have Expanded NATO (al alliance against Russia) toward Russia by 12 countries since 1997. We wanted to add Ukraine, a HUGE chunk of the Russian border.
Putin and the Russian Gov are plain evil, but we really arent any better.
@@AZOffRoadster go away with your conspiracies
I like how he protected people by shelling an apartment building.
Much humanitarian.
hospital as well. horrific.
@@grmpEqweer Americans need to understand Donald trump is a traitor. Trump was advised years ahead of the invasion and all trump did was withold aid to Ukraine. Donald trump has blood on his hands
@@randyfuentes4201 yes and the invasion happened when Trump was the president? Everyone knows invasion happened because Putin knew Biden wouldn't do anything ... If funds were withheld ..why not start now when Trump isn't president .. always making excuses because Trump was president is such a pussy move
@@sunny90908 It's curious to watch people make arguments like yours. It's like you've no concept of consequences that aren't immediate. Are you over the age of about 34? That's the latest most people with brains that are capable of processing long term consequences develop, and that is for minds that aren't neurotypical, neurotypicals develop that somewhere around 26. If so, you should know that you're lacking a crucial function to your intellect and are lacking one of the most prominent tools in any person's adult life. If you're past your mid thirties its time to acknowledge you are suffering from something that would affect those abilities. Allergies, alcoholism, drug abuse, physical or emotional trauma, etc.
Where is the president you so enthusiaticaly voted for,the one who claimed will stand toe to toe with Putin?
Putin thinks having three 1980s-era telephones on his desk makes an impressive display of power!
🇺🇦 I stand with the people of Ukraine.
Keep standing man all the best
Then don’t stand with Americans
I stand with the people of Ukraine.
Unless you are Sean Penn, you ain’t.
It is the time to buy a ticket to Ukraien.
I know this is a comedy show but I was expecting a more sober approach to the situation. Just like he did after the storming of the Capitol. It was a dark day for America then and this is a dark day for Europe and considering past history may turn out to be a very dark day for the world. All the best for righteous Ukranians and Russians alike.
His tone is just fine. He's trying to bring joy to a dark moment for people who need levity and humor. Stephen has made over a year's worth of jokes about the Capitol insurrection, so it's not like he can't find humor in darkness. Just because he and his writing team didn't have a spin on the Jan 6th situation to introduce humor the day that it happened doesn't mean they cared more about that moment than this one.
Stop assuming that there's only *one* right reaction to this situation. If you want to be somber and maudlin, fine. But millions of people don't. And Stephen is a comedian doing his best to keep spirits up during an incredibly difficult time. He's not mocking the situation. He's not insulting those who are being wronged. He's pointing out hypocrisy and malice related to the situation with a humorous bent. There's a difference. And it is appreciated.
Right? Thats what i thought too. Very surprised at the tone here.
I love Colbert dearly and I was hoping for a similar tone as well Hugo
@@candacen7779 Opinions, opinions my friend. Seeing from the comments section, a lot of us feel there was a level of insensitivity for the people of Ukraine/Europe. It would not be his tone if this happened to us.
I can't laugh, but his message was spot-on.
"Sometimes he has trouble telling the difference between America and Russia". That's spot on.
Why’s that?
Colbert is the best 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍👍👍🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻‼‼‼
“And as the ex prez took to Russian State Media. I’m sorry I miss read that Fox News”.
No you said it right that first time.😂🤣
Americans need to understand Donald trump is a traitor. Trump was advised years ahead of the invasion and all trump did was withold aid to Ukraine. Donald trump has blood on his hands
@@randyfuentes4201 LOL, Biden is a saint, right?
It’s a sad day when the GOP would side with a dictatorship than support democracy. Maybe we should send the whole Republican Party to Russia.
Russia has been marketing itself to US Conservatives in social media and right-wing circles as the salvation of the White Christian race for the last two decades.
The GOP listened. And cashed the checks.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally agree. I wanna sent Trump, Tucker Carson, Hannity, Judge Janine , Laura Ingram and all GOP that cheers Putin
What democracy? Zelenskyy wasn't voted in and is openly jailing opponents and shutting down opposition press. And yes he had the support of Nazis who are still in his National Guard.
@@newperve what?
This HOUSE Republican will NOT stand for this.
I heard an interesting suggestion in a Spanish news network. There is talk about taking a vote for booting Russia out of the permanent Security Council and replacing them with a country like India or Brazil, which I think is a great idea.
The permament member is not supposed to be booted off but since Putin decided to re-write the rules, we'll re-write the rules.
Tanks are literally rolling down the street where I had my last apartment in Obolon, Kyiv. I'm in the US now but I have a lot of friends still inside the city. It's been incredibly stressful, but Steven's humor and solidarity are exactly what I needed right now. We must never forget what is happening in Ukraine
Prayers to you and yours🙏(Ignore trolls, they feed off of attention so just starve them) Know that the world’s people are in solidarity with Ukraine🙏💕
I hope they are all safe ❤️
My chest pain has increased every time I see the pain the people of Ukraine are subjected to it was not necessary .
I am truly sorry to hear that. I cannot begin to comprehend the fear your friends must feel. I sincerely hope that they can get out of Ukraine.
How can you laugh while people are dying though? You seem to have been "Americanized".
No one WINS with a WAR lives are being lost. Praying for peace!!!
But if the west wins we will have freedom
Arms dealers and fossil fuel companies win big time. Other peoples lives are insignificant. Profits are job 1.
Unfortunately that’s not reality & praying doesn’t do anything
@@lewis18051 and that’s just your opinion
That is what Biden professed to Putin on national TV 🤔
If Colbert goes for presidential, I’ll vote for him 🙋🏻♀️
I am no Ukrainian but i have seen and heard almost all recent pleads and videos of Zelensky and to call him barely a politician should be a crime. I haven't seen a politician actually fight for his people in a long time him and the former president is literally still in Kiev to plan on defending it till the end. Mad respect.
what Zelensky is doing is heroic and you know why? he knows they can't win the russian army is too strong for them but he's trying to transform a russian victory in a defeat for Putin. It's clear Putin thought the invasion would be a walk in the park no russian casualties no shot fired a triumph he could show to the russian people the rich oligarchs his friends and to the generals to make his position stronger but if russian soldiers die those same people will not be pleased that's why he's so angry with the ukranian people that's why he asked the ukranians to disobey their orders and surrender not certainly because he's preoccupied for the loss of lives (what a humanitarian he is). So Zelensky is fighting not only for Ukraine he's fighting for the rest of Europe (the same people who left him alone) and for the russian people too.
Dear, if you only knew what is happeing in Eastern Ukraine, because of him...thousands of deaths, because most of people living them doesn't want his regime and want to be independent. And yes, Ukrainian people who kills their own people, called nazi. The host stupidly making fun of something serious that he doesn't even know about...very sad. Zelensky is not defending, but actually making more mess. He gave permission to give weapons to everyone, including women and children....'mad' respect....
@@katjaivanova9614 And the current Ukraine president is not as you think: czcams.com/users/shorts505uQahvKvg?feature=share
@@katjaivanova9614 Some of this is obviously lost in translation but Nazi.. is a very specific regime that tried to wipe out Jewish people. It was an insult to call a the ethnically Jewish Zelensky by the same name as the organization that tried to wipe their people from the world is very very messed up.
@@katjaivanova9614 so they should surrender and do whatever Putin wants they are the bad people right? And Putin is using this idea that parts of Ukraine want to be independent at his advantage like he did with Crimea. He's very good at using small groups of dissentients arming them guiding them and mixing them with russian soldiers and then to intervene directly saying that he's helping the rebels to gain their independence it's a very old trick.
If you ever think you're stupid, just remember that there are people who STILL believe Trump isn't Putin's playtoy
Trump always and forever Putin's puppet on a string.
Illl do you one better. There’s ppl who have no idea what NATO is or thinks it’s a person 😃
Also, people unironicaly thinking Comrade Bonespurs' conduct around the Crownless Tsar in Helsinki in 2018 is not that of a submissive tool.
Drone
@@Sam-xo9mz or think it's the same thing as the EU
Must continue to state even Saturday night live did a Choir singing....are you working solely for laughter? Prayers to all that needs strength in this horrible time and God-bless the strength of the Ukrainians and anyone 🙏for support
Colbert for President!
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia”. Eric Trump.
Hopefully not anymore.
Yep, I read that in an article with Eric saying that they got there funding from Russia during the recession when U.S. banks weren't lending very much.
Lol
@@sismith9769 US banks got bit by the Drumpf's to many times and they finally had enough and refused to lend them money because they are nothing more than grifters and criminals.
Imagine having TDS so bad you are still talking about him during bidens failed presidency.
Thank You, Stephen & LSSC Crew for making me laugh... When all I want to do is cry... Here's to Laughter... And, Peace...
Sure laugh when people die .. just imagine if some other person from different country was making fun of 9/11 .. guess you would laughing at that too right ??🙄
@@sunny90908 We each cope in our own way. Don't shit on people for choosing levity to prevent insanity.
Nothing is funny about this
@@meowverwhelmed1373 laughing the off is shitting on the children scared to death in Ukraine but ok
@@sunny90908 Lay off the ivermectin, Cletus.
This got even worse.Today, Sunday, Putin put his Nuclear Force on High Alert.
R.E.M starting to play in the Background
The best way to deal with a narcissist is to make fun of him.
Thank you for doing your bit to fight corruption in the world and specifically the USA.
Mr Colbert had a seriousness to him we usually don’t see. He’s a true professional and still did his show.
XD
yeah he did the same with jan 6th, he knows when to drop the act and be serious. he does still maintain an air of comedy though
That’s why he’s the best
Americans should pay attention that the US must perhaps pay a high price for the fact that in 2014 they staged a coup d'etat and brought to power Ukrainian nationalists who began genocide in the Donbas!
Undoubtedly, someone has to "pay the bills" of God for the children of Donbass (whom the Ukrainian Nazis have been killing for all these 8 years) by shooting at residential buildings czcams.com/video/ArNdiRFD3Xc/video.html
And for those killed in a brutal way by the Ukrainian Nazis czcams.com/video/e7tN0MjRQDI/video.html
After the US refused to negotiate with Russia (December 2021) about safety at the Russian border (perhaps in the hope that sooner or later the U.S. will deploy shock weapons on the Russian borders, as in Romania and Poland), Russia had no other choice but to neutralize the military infrastructure in the Ukraine (including the British naval base in Ochakiv)
The US is the main culprit of the shed blood, as the blood spilled in the middle East...
Putin at the end of his speech (on the beginning of the military operation in Ukraine) said: "If someone tries to stop Russia from the outside, they will get a response from Russia that they have never experienced on their own land"! So sit still and just watch...
Really? Becuase I don't see that at all. Pretty sure he wouldn't be cracking jokes if the US got invaded. His joke of "Now Ukraine is singing "I want me country back"" is "serious and professional"?
When Trump uses the word "amphibious" you know he hasn't got a clue about what he's saying.
You got that right!
True , and there was no war in this adminstration as well 🙂
@@sunny90908 Are you talking about Trump’s administration? Of course there was a war: the war in Afghanistan. But Biden ended it
@UC0GGkozcQS9rx1T6qO3d-0Q Cry harder, snowflake. President Joe Biden is your duly elected President. Keep crying.
@@gregbors8364 and read something before commenting and tell me who sent the troops to Afghanistan 🙂 and who negotiate the troops withdrawal
Well done. Well played.
How sad for Ukraine. We, in the west, can definitely do much more.
“ The World is up Schitt Creek….” In a barbed wire canoe, using a rattle snake as a paddle.
And the current is going strong...against the canoe...and there's a waterfall behind you.
While holding an electric eel.
People in Russia do not want war either. Protesters against this invasion come out in great numbers even though they KNOW they will be arrested and hauled away. THAT is courage !
🩸Democratic TV you have however. But... Watch the following video and say. Why are you helping neo-Nazis 🩸
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In Ukraine, the far-right Azov militia is fighting on the frontline - and running a summer camp for children. The Guardian visited the camp and followed 16-year-old Anton through his experiences. Is Azov really a modern Hitler Youth organisation, or is it trying to prepare young Ukrainians for the tough reality that awaits them?
TIME Correspondent, Simon Shuster, travels to Ukraine in the summer of 2019 to investigate white supremacists militias that are recruiting people to join their fight.
Those images with clogged highways and underground subways are not from Ukraine, but USA
"They can still live at Mar Largo" I gave you standing ovation!
"The ex prez took to Russian state media, sorry misread that. Fox news!"
Me: No that's accurate!
No it's really not. Not siding with whatever the miltiary industrial complex believes doesn't make you pro-Russia.
@@newperve But saying that Putin is a great leader does make you pro-Russia
@@newperve No, being used as propaganda by Russian State Media to justify their war, like Tucker Carlson was, makes you pro-Putin.
@@newperve What makes you think Fox is not with the Military Industrial Complex? They always have been.
@@tureytayno3154 yeah no kidding, I read his comment and thought to myself wtf...are trumpians calling the dems the "military industrial complex" now? Gosh how things can change so drastically...
You know who is simply hoping his old comrade will help him once again in '24.
Putin set his sights on re-unifying the current sovereign nations that composed the old USSR ever since he assumed high office in 1991. Russia annexed Crimea in 2014 before Biden was elected to the presidency.
I believe Trump is living vicariously through Putin. Trump wishes he had Vlad's powers. As far as the Trumpist sycophants are concerned, they regurgitate what the Tangerine Troglodyte spews. So, their support for Russia isn't inconceivable at all. "Back in the day" Trump and his sycophants would have been tagged as "pinkos" for supporting a Russian/Soviet invasion of sovereign nations and been surveilled and likely arrested, too.
Wishing Ukraine the best and the ability to withstand the assault. I hope Ukraine considers reciprocating this invasion with a quid-pro-quo bombing of Belarus and Moscow, too. Belarus deserves it for offering Putin a welcome mat to aid him in encircling Ukraine.
If he gets in in 24, Russia will take Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia.
@@miketuccini That's right!
@@miketuccini ...and Germany, and the Netherlands, and Poland...
@@danielgehring7437 If putin puts Donald back in...and then HITLERS Europe while the TANGERINE TYRANT pulls another "SEE NO EVIL" like he did when an American journalist critical of him was chopped into tiny pieces by his fascist boyfriend in the sandbox...
Well, I'll just say it...one of the two of them would need to watch their back.
you all created this. and now its fun time for all of you out there. god bless America.
Thank you!
Thank you Stephen ❤️
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The ex president misheard a comment, spent the next couple of minutes spinning an entire narrative around a grossly inaccurately misheard comment, then backtracked to claim somebody else had said the wrong thing when he was corrected.
I think there’s something in that for all of us.
That was to Laura Ingraham, who corrected him, saying, 'If the US was invading, THAT would be news.' And since she doesn't do news... well...
He claims to have great hearing. I guess he has more selective hearing and he’s great at it! He can’t keep his mouth shut long enough to listen to anyone, except for vald!
****. Trump and Putin,,,, are birds of a feather !!!! That flock together!!! Both are WANNABE FASCISTS !!!!!!! Both of them will burn in hell !!! ***
Just goes to show, that u can throw him any remark, literally anything, and he will just make up a whole story and claim it as truth. And even more scary, that hes so ignorant, that he misheard that with his "greatest hearing any1 ever had" and didnt even for a second think, that couldnt be right.
In all fairness, Laura Ingraham said what she said in a VERY confusing way.
"We're just learning that American officials are looking at a potential amphibious attack...."
It was FOX. They're all idiots over there.
Why would ANYONE in the right mind make fun of this situation??¿???
On Point!
I salute the brave Russian people who are protesting in St
Petersburg, I hope we can live together in peace one day, may their future be bright and prosperous.♡♡♡
Not only in St.Petersburg, a Moscow too
🩸Democratic TV you have however. But... Watch the following video and say. Why are you helping neo-Nazis 🩸
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In Ukraine, the far-right Azov militia is fighting on the frontline - and running a summer camp for children. The Guardian visited the camp and followed 16-year-old Anton through his experiences. Is Azov really a modern Hitler Youth organisation, or is it trying to prepare young Ukrainians for the tough reality that awaits them?
Thank you to those brave protesters in Russia, you're all heroes.
Yes, we see you! 💕
Seriously. And I seriously do believe that the Russian people have the best chance of ending this awful situation on a positive note, with Putin's removal from power
Also more than 600 THOUSAND Russians have already signed the petition to stop the war. Please do not make any mistakes: Russia ≠ Russians!!
Russians protest against the war but not against whipping NAZI in UKRAINE, AND AGAINST ZIONISTS OF USA
@@mikeches7992 you gotta pick one. You’re either against Jew-haters or Jews. Hating both kinda defeats the purpose
Wow just imagine if T**** was still a president. Just what kinda clusterfuck world would be right now.
You are genius!!
There is something so comforting about Stephen. I started watching these videos during the onset of the pandemic. It helped me to see that there is humor to be found even in our darkest hours.
🎶I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean? Well you soon will
I have a history of wearing my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It’s been one week!🎶
Props to anyone who remembers this big but short-lived pop hit
@Sonomacats Got me through the immediate horror of the trump 'presidency' and now the continuing aftermath.
That's exactly when I started watching! Haven't missed a monologue in the 2 years since!
Ya bc humor exists in the beginning of a massacre ... What's wrong with you
Yes he has got us through some dark times
Ukraine used to have the world's third largest nuclear arsenal, but it voluntarily gave it all up in exchange for the west and Russia's promise of its security. What a fatal mistake that was!
Except it takes mountains of money and highly trained people to maintain a Nuclear arsenal, something Ukraine did not have in the 1990s when it was all a mess of corruption, incompetence, and shifting loyalties
@@MajorChipHazard16 lol thats not how chernobyl/nuclear weapons work.
@@Tadicuslegion78 Ukraine didn't have to keep its entire nuclear arsenal, they only need a couple of dozen warheads, it would cost much less to maintain, but still enough to deter any potential invader.
We promised Ukraine defense in 94. Time to declare war on Russia.
@@MajorChipHazard16 ever heard of Budapest accord ? I like how everyone becomes expert in geopolitics without reading anything 😂
This is America, planting the seeds of chaos, and act as the innocent bystander.
I liked the segway into Schitt's Creek🤣
Ukraine’s president used to be a tv personality? Man imagine if we elected someone like that!
Trump
@@victorarredondo304 Reagan.
Perish the thought
Hey Remember Ronald Reagan
The difference is that he appears to actually give a shit about his people unlike some others I could name.
Thank you Mr.Colbert. for comforting us during this scary time. Amazing.
How old are u 7? Do u sleep with ur night light on
@@3AmThoughtts Sounds like you do, going after random strangers on the internet unprovoked.
keep in mind this was propaganda and the Unkrainian Nazis (Azov Brigade and Freikor among others) are very real and official divisions of the Ukraine military. We have sent these self identified Nazis billions in aid over 8 years, even before they were part of the UDF. To kill Russians in East Ukraine. We have Expanded NATO (al alliance against Russia) toward Russia by 12 countries since 1997. We wanted to add Ukraine, a HUGE chunk of the Russian border.
Putin and the Russian Gov are plain evil, but we really arent any better.
@@3AmThoughtts Don't worry you'll turn 7 some day
We need to help the people any way we can!
The last person I want to hear from is this Joker. A man with a plan who meet with China on his golf course and we still can't find out because he wasn't at 1Whitehouse. If this guy runs for office again I may join Twitter to communicate with that
God if you’re out there please bless the Ukrainian people and all those in Russia protesting Putin’s horrific attacks this morning. I woke up to the same sunrise that lit up the Ukrainian rubble this morning left by last night’s attacks. This is unprecedented for my lifetime. We all are with Ukraine, Putin is now clearly at odds with not only the world, but his own people. Scary times, I just hope everyone in Ukraine gets to see another day. I can’t imagine. We need to send massive aid.
God ain’t in the CZcams comment section
They survived Stalin putin should be a push over. Ukraine is strong.
@@ReneAlba25 We just got done with Pestilence, now here's War. One can only guess what's coming next...
Americans need to understand Donald trump is a traitor. Trump was advised years ahead of the invasion and all trump did was withold aid to Ukraine. Donald trump has blood on his hands
@@roydunn2865 Yes, the country survived Stalin, but so many of the people didn't, with his horrible targeted starvation campaigns to eliminate the slightest possibility of opposition. ... But agreed, the people and country are strong.
Absolutely a dark day. 😩
@Alam natural stop spamming already
@@CyberBeep_kenshi
Report it to CZcams as spam. I do.
@@Bill_Garthright yupp, already done. Stupid fake accounts
For "Russia in charge of stopping Russia" there is already an expression that is "Using the Fox to guard the Hen House."
Former President praising Putin is beyond disturbing.
"I am de-Nazi-fying Ukraine," said the oligarch who had kompromat and control over a Nazi.
Still has
If he really wanted to de-Nazi his sphere of influence, he'd start by prepping the guillotines for the oligarchs (in Minecraft). But that won't happen as said oligarchs are the reason he's in power. 1991 truly was the worst year for humanity.
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Americans need to understand Donald trump is a traitor. Trump was advised years ahead of the invasion and all trump did was withold aid to Ukraine. Donald trump has blood on his hands
In reality there are tons of Nazis in Ukraine, and alot of them were in government after the Donbass Civil War, and then there is the Azov Battalions (look that up), so actual Nazis in Ukraine are a real problem that should of been addressed a long time ago. But, Putin is only using that an an excuse, this is seemingly a territory grab.
When Stephen said: The ex prez went to Russian State Media, oh I'm sorry I mean Fox News.
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General Patton was right. We should’ve marched on Moscow in 1945.
Please bring ☮️ for Ukraine
T****: "It's free real estate."
This is such a horrible time that the joke I just made isn't even funny. This is terrifying and I cannot believe we're going through this. I can only hope Ukraine will get through this, and my heart goes out to everyone affected.
-NATO was made to fight the Soviet union.
-RUSSIA asks to join NATO after the fall of the Soviet union.
-NATO says NO.
-NATO arms the borders of Russia after the Treaty was made to not do that to Russia.
-RUSSIA tries to create new Treaty with NATO.
-NATO says NO.
-RUSSIA takes action to invade the UKRAINE for months in advance.
-No one believes Russia will take UKRAINE.
-RUSSIA takes UKRAINE.
How did NATO come to exist? | Morning in America
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will go through this? do you know what it means? It means having a puppet government controlled by Putin a fake democracy like in Russia having no freedom of press because if journalists write something the government doesn't like they are arrested or killed It means that if you express opinions against the government you will be arrested or killed. Inform yourself about all these things happening in Russia from years. People especially americans talk about the violation of civil and human rights in China but nobody seems to care about the same violations in Russia. The ukranian people are losing not only their lives but their democracy and nobody cares. I only hope that at least people especially in the USA will finally see Putin for who he is an enemy.
A Russian soldiers captive speaks to his parents from Ukraine
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Yes, and I can't believe wearing masks count as taking freedom in the Godforsaken Republican party--monsters!
@@bnb7094 great history capsule, worth adding that thus little carve-out and declaring vreakawYs independent, in order to take them is over in buts and pieces has been dine, according to my research, EVERYTIME the neighboring country didn't allow in ask!! 1919 Belarusia, made official Lenin USSR 1922, more 1927, 1936 Ukraine, 1949 NATO formed, 1951 China then, never a member of even UN...starts proxy Korean quest, 1957 French Indonesia end colony then named Vietnam, China involved in funding communism, we get in involved in police action, 1959 Castro overthrows Batista with USSR help, locking uslsnd border, cancelling passports, deeds , mail with outside world
Thank God for Stephen Colbert 🙏
Amen
@@mingfanzhang8927 Americans need to understand Donald trump is a traitor. Trump was advised years ahead of the invasion and all trump did was withold aid to Ukraine. Donald trump has blood on his hands
Which god? So many to chose from. I've narrowed my favorites down to Zeus, Thor, and Ra (lightning, thunder, sunshine).
@@AZOffRoadsterJesus Christ is the ONLY real God of this World you heathen, and Jesus goes by many names, Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai. No Fake god is greater than him, even if you were joking.
AZOffRoadster #JustMonika
This is horrible and disgraceful. Do you not remember 911
This situation in Ukraine is not to make jokes about. Bad man....really bad.
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”
-- Eric Trump
You are so correct on that statement
Hearing those air raid sirens was eerie. I only know them from my grandmothers' stories and WWII documentaries. I know it was like that here in Finland once, too, and I'm afraid it will be again if Russia keeps going. This will not be pretty.
I hear them monthly. Regular maintenance checks.
It used to be bloody annoying when they tested them back in the '80s in the UK. Last one I heard was in about 2002, that had been repurposed as a school fire alarm by some absolute numpty. I was in the loo and it started up right outside the window! Not the time to think the 4-minute warning has been given!
No one messes with Finland. You and the Nazis handled the russian communists in a most proffessional way :) greetings from Norway.
@@MinesAGuinness oh I dont know possibly the best time.
@@torivarnor Finland gets nearly half of its oil from Russia, and no reserves of its own. They're in a tight spot. Putin has become the energy Baron of Eastern European
Borsht should be renamed "freedom soup" in protest!
Never thought that war can be so amusing.
I needed this. Thank you Stephen. I know some people are saying it is inappropriate, and I get that. I understand. However, I have really severe anxiety and for the most part I can't consume news this serious anymore unless it is delivered through the lens of humor. This shit is scary. I'm terrified for the citizens of Ukraine (and Russia for that matter) and I'm scared about where this could be headed. So thank you for providing an explanation of what is going on in a way that I could digest it without having a panic attack.
And to anyone who may read this that is in either Ukraine or Russia. I hope you are safe. I hope you stay safe.
Yes I am the same!
Yeah, and it's made even worse by personal family trauma so it seems there is no escape from anxiety and depression for anyone this modern day.
Well keep in mind this was propaganda and the Unkrainian Nazis (Azov Brigade and Freikor among others) are very real and official divisions of the Ukraine military. We have sent these self identified Nazis billions in aid over 8 years, even before they were part of the UDF. To kill Russians in East Ukraine. We have Expanded NATO (al alliance against Russia) toward Russia by 12 countries since 1997. We wanted to add Ukraine, a HUGE chunk of the Russian border.
Putin and the Russian Gov are plain evil, but we really arent any better.
@@mycosysWhat is your point? Are you trying to excuse Russia's actions? The only way to resolve this conflict is by invading said country, causing bloody havoc and overthrowing their government? Congratulations for siding with an authoritarian dickwat. Undoubtedly, nazis are a problem in ukraine, but you don't deal with it this way.
I feel exactly like you. All our comedian show hosts and pundits deserve to be recognized nationally if not globally for keeping us sane for 5 plus dreadfully miserable bleak years in history!
This monologue does not reflect the gravity and inmense tragedy that's happening in Ukraine. The loss of life being brought about by this invasion should be treated with more tact.
keep in mind this was unmitigated propaganda and the Ukrainian Nazis (Azov Brigade and Freikor among others) are very real and official divisions of the Ukraine military. We have sent these self identified Nazis billions in aid over 8 years, even before they were part of the UDF. To kill Russians in East Ukraine. We have Expanded NATO (al alliance against Russia) toward Russia by 12 countries since 1997. We wanted to add Ukraine, a HUGE chunk of the Russian border.
Putin and the Russian Gov are plain evil, but we really arent any better.
@@mycosys keep in mind a country of almost 50 million people is being taken over, with a big chunk of it’s population either trying to flee, hiding for their life or fighting for their life. In Kiev thousands of firearms where handed out to civilians in an attempt to slow the Russian invasion and the government is telling people how to make Molotovs so they can fight back.
At this point it doesn’t even matter what the rest of the world did to prevent this. It’s happening and people are dying. Soldiers are dying, but also the next door neighbor and it’s family. That’s the point
@@mycosys Nazism has nothing to do here. Russia is creating conflict where there was peace, trying to change the world order into a might makes right world and killing millions in the process.
I hope and pray that today's generation of Americans, who have not tasted actual war and do not know the meaning of fighting for your liberty really means, will learn how the Ukrainians fight for their own freedom & liberty...
Trump didn't heap praise on Putin. But that's not gonna stop BlueAnon here.
It’s sad to see him try to lighten the news with jokes, but you can tell in his eyes he’s just as scared about whats to come as the rest of us.
I’m not scared. Not even a little bit.
yeah we're pretty f*cked and Stephen knows it
@@c.danielthomas8636 you’re lucky then. I wish I wasn’t scared, but I can’t help but be worried about my child’s future and my family.
I for one am definitely terrified.
He has a job to do. That's what a pro is supposed to do.
As a long time fan of this man, I couldn't laugh or even smile with his jokes today, situation is too far serious for me to take it lightly.
Same here. Hearing the laughter and cheers of his audience while cracking jokes about this made me wince. I understand the value of levity in stressful situations but it just felt wrong tonight. People are dying.
@@margabarrett3230 Greater tragedies with greater death tolls happen on a regular basis. This just gets more attention because it's taking place in Europe.
@April04 It's a comedy show. Greater tragedies happen on a regular basis. This just gets more attention because it's taking place in Europe.
@@OC-CPA I wouldn't laugh about any tragedy, unless I was personally involved in it. It's not a competition to determine who is suffering the most and can therefore be spared being mocked.
@@OC-CPA how does that in any sense take away the severity of the situation? Yeah let's not feel or do anything because greater tragedies happen all the time, what a stupid line of argument.
“He knows he works for one of ‘em” 🤣
I’m So Sorry For The Ukrainian People , I’m Praying 🙏 For You & Your Family’s.🌈