Can ONE MAN destroy the MOST POWERFUL DYNASTY? - CK3 Intrigue Challenge
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In the 867 start date, the most powerful dynasty by far are the Karlings! With 36 living members, controlling ALL of the Western European mainland, as well as being incredibly rich and powerful, the Carolingian dynasty rules their world with an iron fist! But what if ONE MAN tried to put a stop to their reign? Can one vengeful Frenchman, a master of Intrigue, Skullduggery and plotting, outsmart and slay the MOST POWERFUL CRUSADER KINGS 3 DYNASTY? Only one way to find out, so sit back, get a cold drink and enjoy this CK3 Intrigue Challenge!
In this video, Koifish will attempt to use plotting and the Intrigue Lifestyle to take out EVERY MEMBER of the Karling Dynasty! That includes all of the Cadet houses as well! I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Intrigue and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia, as well as Tours and Tournaments!
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*OPERATION KILL ALL KARLINGS HAS BEGUN!*
Perhaps I should try to REVIVE the Karling Dynasty in 1066? BRING THEM BACK TO THEIR GLORY! Or perhaps.. I should just play Haesteinn again! :D
Haesteinn in china
like a bull running through a china shop
@@Pykerivous meatballs and noodle soup?
the dog is still alive
would love to see operation revive the karlings in 1066
I want this as a medieval political drama. Imagine the last episode he finally kills the last Karling after like 5 seasons of intrigue and assassinations. He sits down on his throne. Tired. The young Wolf Boy, now a man, he loved the final Karling. He discovers all his father has done. Distraught over murdering his beloved. The Duke of Anjou's vendetta of 40 years finally over. His son takes his life alongside allies for the crimes the Duke has committed. The Wolf Boy ascends to the throne of Anjou. The season after The Wolf of Anjou unites France. Sorry this show would be a banger dude.
I NEED THIS
WOLF MAN UNITES FRANCE
@@DarthSidian homme loup pour le président
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS
Netflix would pay good money for this
In Koifish’s hands, i believe nothing is impossible in CK3
ada indonesia coy🎉❤
Fins*
Except sanity
I mean he is the best Crusader Kings player in the world so
For those who are curious, attentatter is german for assassin.
Fast gut übersetzt!
@@wacasommerfell469almost?
@@TheEstrangedMarketSocialist the meaning is acurate just typed that because my english teacher scolded me for translating it to assasin once, "it actually means contract killer in english" he said... luckilly i dont have an english teacher anymore:)
@@wacasommerfell469 That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard
@@wacasommerfell469ord assassin also means contract killer.
it is a versatile Word.
English is weird we got rid of all the gender words for spoons and other inanimate objects.Just to piss off the French
As a german I can confirm attentäter means nothing but peaceful man.
if your in the creed i guess you would be right lol
True , but i think its closer to trustworthy , loyal man 🤪
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Besitz der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
"He hates me for being bavarian"
Cultural tradition for all other german cultures: Hating Bavaria
Because it's correct.
Neider
Saupreiß
the bavarians are on thin ice but i'll accept them since they're not sw*bians
Koifish the Genius of CK3
Genius... or madman? The line is fine!
@@KoifishThere's a line?
As a German I see this as an absolute win 0:52
As an austrian, I agree
as a random Belgian, I couldn't agree more
As an American, idk how to feel
@@emojiwithagun7035 Don't worry man, we're just happy you're here
As another American I feel welcome here, thank you.
All you need is some elbow grease, a very discreet apothecary and an escape plan.
Grease up the apothecary discreetly, then escape!
@@KoifishIs that a euphemism?
"Everyone really hates me. Which is just great. Perhaps becoming French will help" A bit of irony in that one yes?
Haesteinn attacked you because you neglected him
i bet he was pissed and hurt bc koifish went and had a child with someone else xD
@@Ntwister haesteinn demand koifish back
If anyone at Paradox is reading this, please program Haestein’s AI to always attack Koifish when Koi’s playing non-Haestein characters.
i love the anakin refrence at the intro
I can’t believe Koifish looks into the mirror and killed Haesteinn
please do a followup video as the wolfboy. you must now become a mighty king
Having a war is one heck of a way to break an addiction. Unorthodox to say the least, but effective
25:32
this moment is sick af
Koi fish is really facing his demons in this video
Considering I never heard about the Karlings in modern times, all that happened in this video is based in real facts.
Never heard of charglamange idk how he is spelled
@@canbakrl6025 Charles of maine. I never learned how to write it.
Not gonna lie, this would make for a historical drama series that would put "The Tutors" to shame!❤💯 Also, the story behind Grimoald and Phillipe the Wolf-Man of Anjou is so wholesome and beautiful! Best part of the whole thing! Makes me wanna write a fanfic about it. 🥰
I wish adoption was more of a thing in CK3.
16:30 Wait a second, you beat the butterlord?!
So, I started a run female ruler with all fertile traits trying to get as many family members as possible and married some of my family members together....at 120 years old I have 194 living member from this leader...still kicking and the game changes from after great grandkids to grandchild of my grandchildren:) I'm up to great great great grandchildren ...6 generations...hoping for 8 or 9:) UPDATE: lived to 130(started as a 16 year old (married the prince Carloman of France) and 244 living members from one woman...started in 867 with Bulgaria and married into France...by end of game had 17 alliances with family...Wessex, all of Francia (Burgundy, Francia, Aquitaine and Barcelona, and further into AL-Sarq, had Bulgaria, Pannonia, Wallachia, Moldavia and Italy...it was a killer time trying to (keep it all in the Family:)) (Land and Kids) .
Assassin is an interesting last name
OF assassin, he's a noble
This is one of my favorite things to do. Nothing liking putting a family up for annihilation
You wouldn't kill me if I was Karling right!?!?!
Glad to see koi going down the serial killer tree
missed opportunity to play a saxon, then you would have a reason to hate the Karlings
Ah yes, the classic "Boar accident during hunting". Its so familiar from somewhere. Yes, Im looking at you Hungarian history
Every video leads Koifish closer to madness, I'm here for it
AS A GERMAN: Atentäter defenitely means loving and caring, nice cookiegranny/nurse
Braucht ihr nicht zu überprüfen :")
Definetly not contract killer, that is not the meaning!
:D
I love this video and the Tourist one recently, super novel way to play/watch ck3, really cool stuff ❤
Again a very awesome challenge. Well done.
I am french
I know that when Koifish does a video in France i will be insulted at least once
But i keep watching the videos
Is that stockolm syndrome ? When you get insulted by a swede but stills keep on watching the content ?
amazing video koifish!!!
I gotta applaud that delivery, better then the actual movie
Von Attentäter 😂😂😂 koifish du bist ein Genie 🎉❤
21:53 Why the hell is the Byzantine dynasty named Pastillas?!? That literally means pills in Spanish
Really nice video Koifish, I didn’t knew that you could kill anyone Intentionally at a hunt or a tournament
(Sorry for my English, I’m Spanish)
This video is awesome!
you're spoiling us man with all these fast uploads!
Plot twist the wolf boy was a kkarling
Koifish, you are a madman and I love it.
the ending is soo crazy lol
Koi fish you madman once again you kill the Karlings
I did this with the lanisters in the game of thrones mod. House reyne has arisen again
That intro hyped me up fr
What a wonderful idea
Haesteinn you jealous minx! 😅😂
House attack, very nice
When we see your buddy haesteinn ?
I cant belive it you killed haesteinn 😱😱😱
Koifish when he murders a number of ancestors, denying the world their bloodline and future offsprings
Koifish: i'm breaking up with you Haesteinn
Haesteinn: you will be back.
The pommel attack, to end your opponent rightly.
VERY GOOD!
You have done a service to humanity
LETS GOOO UPLOAD
Madman of ck3
I want to see you combo "Become Chakravati" which, amongst other things, gives a 50% discount on Holy Wars, with the "By the Sword" tradition, which lets you so Kingdom Holy Wars multiple times per character and at a lower Devotion level
house of assasin, nice.
I was worried that they'd outbreed your kills, but apparently they were no match for Duke Grimoald of Anjou
Perfection
bro became itachi
I did something similar to the Abbasids as the byzantines
A true menace
"No more Karlings" -- von Attentäter, Grimoald, 904 DC
Something I thought you might try was a war on them to capture a bunch of them, and then mass-execute.
It would’ve been better if you made a character of the Merovingian dynasty who hate the karling
Ah, my favorite Crusader Kings activity: CHOPPING DOWN AN ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!!!!
local dude becomes medieval serial killer
this should have an achievement on steam
Im gonna try the game now
I had no idea what I was getting myself into
unhorse was infact the correct english word to take someone else off their horse. Dismount is when you get off a horse yourself. you cant dismount someone else you would unhorse them
"He died. That's so said" Court Musician, play Despacito.
Koifish: Murders Haesteinn
me: Oh my lord he's done it. He's cured his addiction.
Anyways play Haesteinn again lmfao
Never thought a video about killing a whole dynasty could be so goofy.
i know this would be to similar to this challenge here, but what if you play as count vladimir fepes of walachia (or duke) and declare yourself enemy of the world, waring, murdering and torturing anyone in your path
😂😂 bro the intro
Unhorse is actually the correct term. 😂
Play as Mu'nis the Eunuch of Acre, vassal of the Duke of Jerusalem in the Abbasid Empire. Continue the dynasty by any means necessary.
Saving myself
I once had a game where a random ai on Cyprus single-handedly killed off the entire main Karling dynasty just as I brought it back
Clearly, I cannot choose the wine before me.
I am on the loading screen :D
World domination in bannerlords in the next video
New dlc.. sure why not.. then I remembered.. 867 to 1452 is a long damn time. Anyone else get tired of hitting the seek indulgences accept button for the last 30 years of the game?😂
Would have been easier to do with Haesteinn, we all know it
I know this man this name is Time.
Fun fact: *Kek* actually means cake in Turkish. So intentionally or not you have made a Turkish pun.
That’s one of the first good looking mobile games I’ve ever seen
Pain
4:30 But.. Bavarians dont speak German!
KOI I literally spent 20 years wondering yy in French it means attempt and was like I don’t get it u coulda helped
12:25 truly the male fantasy over here omg
Tial Stagate "KEK mean weak and dead" Koifish "KEK Kill every karling" coincidence? or maybe destiny?
7:02 feels wrong to see count haesteinn as a random NPC in the game
You forgot the children of Karling women who inherited their father's dynasty. Thus not being listed in the Karling dynasty.
They’re not Karlings, they don’t count
A CK player's wet dream
Stabby time
West Francia would never rejoin the Holy Roman Empire after some stupid succession shenanigans.
The Empire would never recover from this loss. Best to just destroy it the way it was clearly meant to be. By tearing it apart through succession.
TKD
Don’t kill my dynasty please. I have liked and commented, even shared.
Attentäter. Wer hätte da nur etwas Ahnen können...