Nokris O ffffffffffffcccvvxxxcvv. CBC can Cxxx xccvcccffddffvcfcccfvfxcxf. Lol I was holding my phone I looked back and that’s what was typed out thought I’d just leave this comment here
I thought it was as well but it’s like the little nougat things you get in the US around Easter. I have never seen it in a log form though it’s always been sliced in little disks.
Same. I think he underestimates the loyalty of his fanbase. Once you have seen the sofa, you will never escape. I mean it makes sense if you think about it... he's not a channel that panders to children, so there's nothing to outgrow, and he's never made some controversial format change or life decision to alienate his existing fanbase.
I hate when someone enters my room and I'm watching ashens loudly chewing food on loudspeakers. Gives me a good perspective of what I'm doing with my short time on Earth.
Fun fact for the 0 of you who care: the original bag of crap video was the first Ashens video I ever saw. Thank you for continuing to put out great content 7 years later.
That's what that shit Is? They always put it on curries and it ruins them. Never knew it was corriander as I don't have it myself. I can now actually say "no corriander please" this time instead of "can you not put on those leaves as dressing, thanks."
If I am ever feeling down, I always come to Ashens to cheer me up. Never fails to make me feel better that I am not having to eat/use the absolute garbage he opens up!
Ha wow, was literally just watching the old one earlier this evening (I thought, ‘wow 2013! That was a long time ago!) and if by magic, you post this. Marvellous! (Feeling super stinky sad this evening so I really appreciate your timing ... from one bag of crap to another... :) )
We used to have them ploughman’s lunches at work and surprisingly we really enjoyed them! Ashens your videos make my year every time you upload! Keep it up mate!
You know Iv been watching this channel on and off for a couple of years now and I still to this day will die of laughter at the sharpest knife in the world video!
Random Hajile Ashen said that he loved the video game stuff, but they get significantly less views, so other videos need to subsidize them, so he is not doing too many of them. oh Snatcher-man.
I still find them deep in our backstock room at work, dusty and forgotten, slipped through the cracks when doing markdown sweeps. It's kind of sad really.
I thought you guys had nougat, he keeps calling it nugget and I love it🤣
Před 3 lety+1
Tis a very British thing, that pronunciation! I didn't realise in the USA it usually gets pronounced 'noogat'. They're posh in places like Australia and New Zealand though, they actually pronounce it properly - 'nooogarrr'! Decadent! 😂
Holy hell, I haven't seen the ninja handbook in years. I was once given a copy as a gift over the holidays, and it was surprisingly quite entertaining. lol
That ploughman's lunch had the 3 saddest onions I've ever seen.
Many onions have layers, Shrek made sure to teach me that, but those onions just seemed to have depression
@@bdl2157 and once you reach the bottom layer you commit suicide
@@aborted4196 Nice.
They went in the Sad Onion collection, for sure
(I thought they looked a bit wild, myself)
0-3 sad onions
"I'll let you off with a wounding rather than a direct murder." is the quote of the year.
It's 500 kip from Laos if no-one's answered the mystery of the note. It's worth about 5p
It work like 0.009 p
Jubilee more like 4.4p
Nokris O ffffffffffffcccvvxxxcvv. CBC can Cxxx xccvcccffddffvcfcccfvfxcxf. Lol I was holding my phone I looked back and that’s what was typed out thought I’d just leave this comment here
@@j8ycie thanks.
I love pickled ginger in yogurt
By the thumbnail, I thought the nougat was a mouldy fajita.
I'm honestly a bit disappointed...
I just thought he'd found a burrito in Poundland.
I thought it was a microwave burrito
I thought it was as well but it’s like the little nougat things you get in the US around Easter. I have never seen it in a log form though it’s always been sliced in little disks.
@@HippieMagic
You tend to see the bars in seaside shops and other purveyors of (not-so)cheap-and-(not-so) cheerful gubbins.
Me too
I remember the original bag of crap. I've been here a while.
I too remember the first bag of crap, and the weird tamarin drink that ashens "loved"
I do too. Lol
Same. I think he underestimates the loyalty of his fanbase. Once you have seen the sofa, you will never escape. I mean it makes sense if you think about it... he's not a channel that panders to children, so there's nothing to outgrow, and he's never made some controversial format change or life decision to alienate his existing fanbase.
My dude, WE are the OLD crowed.
You deserve this medal (O)
Now you know you have done something with your life when you die.
Good thing they made Ashens censor crap, otherwise I might have to cry myself to sleep tonight.
Im still gonna but for unrelated reasons.
Oh no, you didn’t censor it! My virgin eyes!
More like Barley Lewis's kitchen
bag of crip?
bag of crep?
bag of crop?
bag of crup?
@@kruleworld It was probably cryp.
Yes, it saves me from having to cry to CZcams about how offended I am at letters arranged in a specific order.
"Starscream, stop being crap!" is pretty accurate to what I remember from the show.
I hate when someone enters my room and I'm watching ashens loudly chewing food on loudspeakers. Gives me a good perspective of what I'm doing with my short time on Earth.
"nibble a bit off the end, then regret our lives" that is the true spirit of ashens, this is why i keep coming back
The money is a 500 kip note from Laos
6 US cents or so?
It's not a good sign when the pictures on the money are just people doing intense manual labor.
worth about 6 cents US, 5 pence British from what I gather if Google currency conversion is to be trusted.
nah man its a note from the Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic
how much is that worth in euro or pounds
Fun fact for the 0 of you who care: the original bag of crap video was the first Ashens video I ever saw. Thank you for continuing to put out great content 7 years later.
10 year anniversary
I care lol. My first video was the WPad review. My second one was the bootleg toy story toys.
@@Sheikh_Spearemine was a POPstation video. I was 10 at the time.
I don't care but I care 😘
@@Sheikh_Speareomg the toy story one
I'm so glad you're still using the same Technical Difficulties music after all these years
Anyone know what that music is called? I quite like it :D
@@grimTales1 It's called "Evening Martini" by Michael McGregor
Thank you! :)
It sounds like Sims 1 music.
Theodore Brown I’ve waited years for this. Thank you
They saw your name in the order form and just knew they had to send you something expired to eat
And tamarind-flavoured, too!
Oh man, I remember my older sibling *pre-ordering* The Ninja Handbook back in the day. We loved the How to be Ninja series. Good times...
Dakota Edwards I remember watching so much of the ninja videos and thinking it was the peak of comedy in like 9th grade .
Ask A Ninja was one of the first youtube vids I binged back in the day!
I remember getting another internet tie in book called Real Ultimate Power by Robert Hamburger
Was it a CZcams series? I've been on CZcams since 2006 but maybe I missed that or just never watched it.
"This is awful and I hate everything."
Sums up Ashens' experiences on this channel pretty well actually.
No, it's quoting my review on 2020.
"it's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that has ever existed"
That's my favorite variation of that lmao
“You certainly don’t remember... 7 years ago...bag of crap”
Oh I do. I remember.
Who could forget the thing that betrayed the Sicilian Mafia?
The Bag of Crap reboot we never asked for.
If I recall correctly he was asked not to do it again by the producers of crap
Should've been done with an all female cast inexplicably.
But deserved.
Cr*p
Whats that? Crip?
STEWART! ARE YOU INVOLVED WITH GANGS?!?!?!
OH GOD, OH GOD OH NO
Do you mean cryp?
@@firelefox5194 no he means the american gang "crips" or "crip"
B2k crip walking like thats whats up
Maybe he has a bag of crop
I genuinely read the title as 'Bag of Carp' for a moment and still was not surprised that ashens was making such a video.
You can't even get a bag of carp at a fair (UK for caravel) as it's classed as animal cruelty
they actually sent expired candy in the bag of crap. Truly living up to the name
It's coriander (cilantro) that some people just taste as soap - not ginger. Interestingly, this is completely genetic.
OuroborosWorm Godspeed!
It tastes soapy to me, and the taste doesn't go away. It ruins meals for me!
That's what that shit Is? They always put it on curries and it ruins them. Never knew it was corriander as I don't have it myself. I can now actually say "no corriander please" this time instead of "can you not put on those leaves as dressing, thanks."
I am one of those unfortunate ones... lemon cilantro chicken tastes ONLY like lemon soap, it is rather over powering in any meal you put it in.
mmmmm sorry i live cilantro. evolve your taste budsss!
You lied to me, Stuart! I thought this was Bag of Crop, but you didn't review a single farm-grown item! Shame on you.
I thought it was the bag of Crip. I was expecting gang violence.
Get my internet point
Farm to couch
thought it was a bag of crep, expected French pancakes
Incoming Norfolk jokes
I didn't think there could be a packaged "meal" shittier than lunchables but the packaged ploughman's lunch takes top prize.
How do I send ancient food to ashens? I got a zatarans red beans and rice thing from 1998 that he'd really appreciate
Megatron use to turn into a gun. That's not socially acceptable anymore. So now he transforms into a fidget spinner
And later dies in 2017
but why would an alien robot care about what humans think about him?
The internets
@@manusiabumi7673 its like asking Frieza to stop being racist to Saiyans or any other alien race.
That's also not socially acceptable anymore.
The Chairman Mao pocket watch pairs nicely with the Pol Pot Wallet and Stalin Sunnies.
Wearing a Hillary Mumu
@Jordan Spencer Thank Homer...
These are generic pocket watch, I have Fullmetal Alchemist ones.
Goes well with the Hitler codpiece.
@@cmdfarsight obviously extra-small?
"That is from poundland, I recognise it"
Not sure if that is a bad or a good thing.
"STaRScrEaM sTOP bEiNg C R A P"
finally someone else finds that funny
remember that one time megatron tried to replace starscream with a waifu robot? that shows what a crap megatron thinks starscream is.
Absolute decepticon moment
@@inspektor66 errrr she was some sort of robotic ninja chick....cause screamers as useless as that plymans snack pack.
@@inspektor66 "She's not so hot!"
"She's hot enough to replace you any time I choose!"
Ask a ninja had one of the most catchy intros, back in the days...
And Renettos “hello there, youtube. This is weneddows”
Tim E ikr! I am ninja, you are ninja, we are ninja too... damn.i still remember the show
He had me at "Bag of Crap". I could listen to this guy talk 24/7. Plus the fact that he's absolutely hilarious doesn't hurt either! 😂
If I am ever feeling down, I always come to Ashens to cheer me up. Never fails to make me feel better that I am not having to eat/use the absolute garbage he opens up!
Anything with "Crispy baby" in the name I *probably* wouldn't eat.
Funny I'm the opposite. I live me some crispy babies, mmmmmmm.
@POWER PAINTING How embaressing, you made a typo. And you're rude.
@POWER PAINTING trying too hard man
@POWER PAINTING Such a beautiful use of the English language.
@POWER PAINTING lol sounds like you're trying to hit on me
I'm still waiting for chicken in a can part 2: electric boogaloo
Tongue
@@AgentTasmania " slightly gone off" tongue....
*gags *
We have so many meats and things in cans here in America, someone should send him a crate.
Chicken in a Can 2: Radioactive Boogaloo
Oh god. I watched that video when it was posted and I still get flashbacks.
I think it says a lot that most of the fans here probably do remember the OG bag of crap, speaks volumes on the loyalty of this fan base brother!
Yeah im pretty sure ive watched since the original 🤣
Oh man, I remember Ask a Ninja. I think it's the sort of strange, "early"-youtube humor Stuart would like.
Ask a Ninja old stuff is still funny today. To this day I believe every actor that dies in a movie should die in real life.
The nougat looked like that rancid prepacked Spanish omlette you reviewed if it was cartoonified
man the fact that it’s been 7 years makes me uncomfortable
It's okay, we've made good use of those seven years by watching Ashens videos
I've been watching ashens since I was 13 and im 19 now. :l
9:35 that banknote is from Laos if anyone was curious
thank you
Thanks
So is it Chinese or Japanese?
@@edmanrapperu neither, Laos is a country in South East Asia above Thailand
@@danielbeaumont3679 So are they Chinese or Japanese?
why does the popping candy bag look like a fleshlight container it’s so pornographic looking lmao
Which isn't helped by the individual candy sachets looking a whole lot like condom wrappers
The real question is why are you so cute? You are just adorable...
jjhack3r haha thank youu
It’s marketed to use during sex.
I'm not going to ask what that is...
I'm pretty certain I just discovered an alternative universe where Big Clive did not become an electronics guy.
Ha wow, was literally just watching the old one earlier this evening (I thought, ‘wow 2013! That was a long time ago!) and if by magic, you post this. Marvellous!
(Feeling super stinky sad this evening so I really appreciate your timing ... from one bag of crap to another... :) )
hope things will get better for you
same bags of crap need to band together to put down the tyrany of the inflateable crowns
Why be sad when you can play with a cheap LED toy, eat out of date candy and learn how to be a ninja :)
🙀
Any cartoon by David Firth may help.
"Star scream stop being... crap!" hahaha 😂😂🤣
The thought of Tuco from Breaking Bad making Chairman Mao 100 year anniversary commemorative pocket watches cracked me up.
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Pickle and Ginger.
The fact that you had to sensor the word crap in the title is deeply sadening.
*censor
*&%nsor
Very sadening. I hate it when I have to apply sensors to my words.
He actually edited the video not the title.. It was originally a review of a bag of wheat, Hence bag of crop.
Google algorithms are a b*@&h
This is so very strange.
I re-watched the original "bag of crap" video yesterday afternoon just on a whim!
Simulation! Simulation!
“An evilized baby deer sniffs for innocence.” 😂 I’ve been crying for 10 minutes now after that one.....
He must be kneeling or sitting in front of that sofa makes me laugh 😃
Oh joy, starting off with a fidget spinner.
Are you sure this isn't from 2 years ago?
Its 2017 crap
2 years ago spinners weren't crap (well based on price) these days yeah.
@@Rentta they are kinda nostalgic to me since I used to collect them
I got my first one in summer 2017
The time machine works
@@AMan-oo2pe isnt CZcams a time machine
I can’t believe Ashens said the C word...
Currencies?
Creamed corn?
crowdfunding?
Candle?
Chairman Mao!
Just found your channel. Haven't laughed this hard in a VERY long time!
The Chairman Mao pocket watch made me absolutely lose it 😂
Richard Standish 🤔 Probably at the bottom of Stuart’s PO Box which is never empty.
I remember the Ploughman's Lunch review :)
So you received a bag full of 2018 in 2019? That's impressive.
Nowhere near as impressive as if he'd received some 2020.
@@UnitSe7en Next time...
And one 2017 fidget spinner
well it is a bag full of crap after all
more bag of crap videos please!! they’re my favourite and i can’t tell you how long i’ve been waiting for this 😂
Your shiny nails and normal British voice make me happy.
I find it amazing how a random guy that reviews random crap on a old couch has over a million subs lol all the power to ya lol always entertaining
Loved the return of the Ploughmans Lunch pack haha :D I like the Technichal Difficulties music too!
I haven’t watched u in so long !!! Used to be obsessed, forgot how funny u are. Watched u literally 7 years ago 😂😂😂
As soon as the outro played i did the uuughuaaa sound but he said hello..
"Pack your bogs of crop, it's time to answer Stusurl Uttle and the Polybius Hoist."
I've never liked a video before...
"A MEGATRON FIDGET SPINNER!!"
*sound of a click on that there like button*
We are stuck in 2017
Idk what to do
I think you're my favourite CZcamsr, I just don't understand why I enjoy sofa reviews so much. You're brilliant!
I love this channel. This guy's hilarious. Keep 'em coming.
Can we get some more 10 reviews in 10 mins they’re the best
Mark Pallesch but can his heart handle it?
He could use the Mao Zedong pocket watch to time himself.
Yes please
They are draining his life, some say 5 years with every one
We used to have them ploughman’s lunches at work and surprisingly we really enjoyed them! Ashens your videos make my year every time you upload! Keep it up mate!
I tried one in a pub once...it wasn't unpleasant but it wasn't pleasant either.
You gotta be a ploughman freezing to death in a field full of sheep shit for the full experience. @@AlisonBryen
You know Iv been watching this channel on and off for a couple of years now and I still to this day will die of laughter at the sharpest knife in the world video!
The quality of this video is so good I can see specs of that one direction candy floss from ages ago.
Ashens if you don't know Tesco sale a frozen hotdog with onions, mustard and pickle for £1 just thought you would like to know 😂
@@Ulkreghz no he's not he's done the American style one the ones I'm on about are froze and Tesco own brand and worst 😂
@@LiquidSteven stop trying to kill him. Lol
Best thing about being awake all night is being able to catch ashens videos as soon as there up
It's 3 am in here so yeah I agree
they're*
What are you in?
sam crane *they’re
Stuart, you never fail to entertain . You sir a man of many talents
I fuckin missed you ashens... Never ever change your format.
You should consider bringing back the "terrible games you probably never heard of" series.
It really was fun and i'm sure it wasn't that hard to make.
He won't do it because he made it into a book series he sells
Random Hajile
Ashen said that he loved the video game stuff, but they get significantly less views, so other videos need to subsidize them, so he is not doing too many of them. oh Snatcher-man.
And it was... It at least took a long time to make each episode.
It's still interesting how quickly fidget spinners vanished from the face of the earth.
Bit like loom bands
I still find them deep in our backstock room at work, dusty and forgotten, slipped through the cracks when doing markdown sweeps. It's kind of sad really.
I had Silly Bandz as the fad in my middle school, guess this was just the next generations version
Well I mean they were always completely useless, its not a hard prediction to assume they would vanish right from the start
"Ask A Ninja" was hilarious back in the day. One of the first channels I binge watched on CZcams.
Ashens is the George Ramsay of Poundland 😂😂
The Scottish Footballer? 😂😂
.... Gordon?
9:47 That is a 500 Lao Kip Bill
Tell us where its from you fruity nougat!
From Laos. Duh
Worth approximately 6 cents in USD.
It’s not even worth a penny
@@Cellkist Is that Chinese or Japanese?
The bank note is The kip is the currency of Laos
It's worth about 5 pence. And it's been a stable currency.
Wow they already made it to paper money. We should watch this next Asian tiger
yesss i want my ashens! love the videos chum, keep up the great work!
the most excellent 2024 Rewatch of Dr Ashens video catalogue
"Candy & Co England" ... Made in Turkey! 🤣
I used to watch this like 2 years ago OMG the nostalgia 😂
BAG OF CRAP HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE EPISODE FOR YEARS
I'm calm
Are you baby crispy calm?
Contributed! Love your humour. Can’t wait to see the sequel 😄
I thought you guys had nougat, he keeps calling it nugget and I love it🤣
Tis a very British thing, that pronunciation! I didn't realise in the USA it usually gets pronounced 'noogat'.
They're posh in places like Australia and New Zealand though, they actually pronounce it properly - 'nooogarrr'!
Decadent! 😂
I searched "crap" on CZcams and that's how I found your channel through the first bag of crap video.
Holy hell, I haven't seen the ninja handbook in years. I was once given a copy as a gift over the holidays, and it was surprisingly quite entertaining. lol
that Ask a Ninja Handbook was hilarious. I loved it
That bank note looks Laos.
I have just rewatched the original Bag of Crap video this morning. Do love myself a coincidence
Just as you took out the flashing reindeer it started snowing, talk about perfect timing lol
When the video started with a fidget spinner in 2019 I knew this will be a good one.
Stuarts Megatron voice was actually a pretty good Starscream
Top Ten Anime Resurrections
Just want to share that this channel puts me to sleep since years ago.
Tis better than pills
Oh my god that stuff from the movie got me feeling chills and hype well fucking done its been a while since I've felt hype chills!
God I remember the original and then the ploughman's just brought it all back
I’ve been watching you since I was 12 or 13 now I’m 19 I’m still watching 💯
HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR PART 2
The pocket watch made me laugh like I was Stuart laughing at an old timey handset for a smartphone.