TikTokers Learn About Asmongold
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- čas přidán 18. 04. 2024
- oompaville and kallmekris learn the Asmongold Lore.
by @someordinarypodcast • Oompaville Situation I...
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► Asmongold's Sub-Reddit: / asmongold
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honestly, having a dead rat as an alarm clock IS lore worthy.
Ew
@@lumpystilskin5367 true, but..... wouldn't you like to know?
destroying a guild to get one raider for his group lol
Lich Lord status
@@theZCAllenhe did that? That’s fuckin hilarious
"Its not a crack house, its a crack home"
Classic
I mean, he’s not wrong. That’s the home he grew up in with his mom.
Ah a WaffleTime classic
That will probably the funniest shit I'll hear all day.
Nah it's definitely a stoner house. Just he keeps roaches as pets, which is a little eccentric
Give credit where credit is due. His personality is good. He doesnt get upset when ppl are talking crap. He knows when ppl are just joking. Hes not going on angry rants etc....other streamers loose their shit at the slightest joke. This man is how ppl should behave. Its almost like hes a mythical bigfoot role model
"This is the cleanest room in my house."
I can relate, but I live with a hoarder.
Similar thing happening with asmon. I think his mom had hoarder tendencies
Same bruh it’s a mix of growing up in hoarder environments and coming from working class ideals and living.
Hoarders bring pests like nothing else. I had to lose my mind with one and throw everything outta the house before they realised
@@Quanahtorri7work class home, my house isn’t dirty, its just messy because my son has ten Lego projects and a Dino battle going on in the living room and I work 100 hours a week. I deep clean once a week and still make time for my hobbies. If there ain’t bugs living with me then my home is clean.
@@johnnytower6169my ex wife and her mom are like this. She wouldn’t clean up so I gave up and started cleaning the house on my own when she was gone. She divorced me and tried to press abuse charges on me. Long story short the judge basically laughed at her.
he doesn't have a messy room it just has a Ghibli-inspired aesthetic.
My Neighbor Asmongold…
Starforge Delivery Service
Grave of the fireflies Ghibli aesthetic?
Balding Away
Whisper of the Roach
Asmon's house doesn't have a 5-second rule, if some food drops on the floor then it's part of the house now.
We also call it a "one, two, three, the microbes haven't made it" rule in Ukraine 😂
5 seconds until the food gets absorbed by the house
😂
@@AlexCrownot “one-two-three” years tho
Part of the crew, part of the ship!
I cant wait for the crossover Linus Tech Tips x Asmongold $5000 AMD Room Makeover episode
Asmon, you not caring about other people's opinions is what I admire the most, you're a great, independent, cool guy.
He's not a zoo animal, he's a cryptid.
Thank you, I was trying to remember that word
Cryptid? Someone call Wendigoon, he needs to make a video about this
I was going for shiny legendary pokémon, but cryptid sounds more perfect.😂
Don’t be so mean.
He is just your average Nurgle aspirant.
Ah yes, Zack the Wendigold
"there are a lot of roaches in texas"
1/8 of them are in your house 😂
his house is the source of the infestation, ground zero
My brother in christ, do you realize how large texas is?(also did laugh at ur comment tho asmon Is like a roach ambassador)
He's doing texas a favor
@@alexpeters8510 Isn't Texas itself as big as Almanistan?
True, I live in Texas.
breaking potato skin and cooking it in the microwave is actually a very effective way to make good baked potatoes in small servings. a couple minutes at a time until it is soft and you're ready
Achievement unlocked
Mythical creature
People overlook that he is comfortable in his home but his mother did pass away in this house that she herself neglected for decades. He's probably somewhat depressed but is very high functioning.
Not to project, but I've been there.
OH LOOK AN ACTUAL RATIONAL COMMENT AMONGST THE SEA OF ENABLING AND EXCUSING BEHAVIOUR AS SOME PHILOSOPHICAL IMPERATIVE
@NucularDonkey12 nothing excuses the filth he lives in its a choice
@@mallum4 Ah, let me guess. Depressed people are also not sick, they're just lazy, right?
I'd love to see a collab with Midwest Magic Cleaning some day. It's a guy who cleans out hoarder houses for free bc he get gets satisfaction from the huge difference in the before/afters and also because he likes helping the people in his community. He's goofy but still empathetic to the mental health of the people he's helping.
“Feed him an apple through a fence” is fucking hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg I didn’t know that was call me Kris till she started talking she looks different with hair and omg 😍
YES!!! I hate how not a single person or chatter reacted to that- underrated af
nah, that's fruit
No one reacted because it’s an OLD saying that’s been flogged to death for decades. Probably seems new and hip to GenZ though
Asmonds attitude here has gained my respect and definitely got my sub. Dude is one of the chillest content creators I've come across.
i like his honesty. "my house is a dumpster and i dont care. neither should you"
I subscribed because he stood by his morals around these nonsense protests, and I'm staying because he's adorable, funny and the least petty person on CZcams. Oompa and Kris on the other hand, can phuk right off. Have always despised them both. Their relationship is such a farce, to boot.
"If its on the floor, its pretty much gone" lol
"they got sick after 3 hours" one chater "black mold" im dying😂
somebody mentioned scarlet rot too lmao
hes must have an incredible immune system.
I used to live in a room filled with dust and mold as a teenager, I had no issues. Now that I moved out of it, I suddenly have crazy allergic reactions to my old home and my immune system has weakened.
Asmon doesn't wish to become weaker.
It actually is black mold though
@@ractorstudios He does unironcically.
"Actual Child of Nurgle" bro woke up and chose violence
Epidemius' son.
Banger reference honestly.
There is a whole funny ass video (and a reaction too!) about Asmon being a Nurgle enjoyer
"He looks like a farm animal" I have to say I burst out laughing off that.
8:20 You might have a mold problem which is pretty common in Texas if two people fell ill after being in your house.
I don't see Asmongold as Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster. I see him more as a wizard in his tower.
attic 😂
The AsmonTower.
Filth wizard
Expecto-windexium! 🧙♂️@@beastbum
That's pretty accurate actually 🤔
Bro plants, waters, and farms content like it’s Stardew Valley
XD
Observing it is entertaining. :)
Hes harvesting those big crops 🌾
like you ever eat fruits and vegetables
Your 100% a role model for guys. I used to be messy as a teen. But I saw a stream a while back and I looked at my room and said it's time for a change
I haven't laughed this much in a long time! This was great! You took it like a champ though.
Please pass me a bucket
Any girl that looks at asmond- "I can fix him"
Asmond- "you'll die trying"
Been there. House of hoarders, took in my ex before we dated. I’d go over the house and clean the room. The room he moved in was never cleaned out. A relative lived there and went to college. The four of them hoarded everything so I’d go over each week to clean , and each time I’d return it would be covered with crap again. I gave up trying.
Asmongold reacts to reactions to Asmongold.... internet 2024.
Yeah women are just clambering to fix him
@@amberg4131 If you need to do basic things like clean up after your partner because he can't/won't then you're not his partner, you're his mom. Lesson learned, hopefully!
@@0MissPhoenix that lesson was a hard learn
Asmongold needs Helldivers to clean his house of bugs 😅
That's a good one.
That would be a cool game. I’d pay for that.
Bro's room is a whole Helldivers map
FOR DEMOCRACY
@@Kuhekin imagine the horrors !
im not subed and see your videos every now and then but you have gained my respect with your response, true to earth, humble and I like how you don't take what they say negatively. In 20 years when all the other streamers are broke at least you will have money to live your life how you want.
Man, don't take this shit to heart. You never hurt anyone or do anything negative to anyone. Live your life how you enjoy it. It's your life. They can live their lives how they enjoy.
thats what i say they are nothing but a online bully
The dead rat alarm clock.. I guess I wasn't versed very well in the Asmongold lore.
The rat that fused With The vídeo processors
I know this is heresy but I'm barely catch an asmongold video and I knew that segment from like last year when i ran across the video.
"HE DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER DOES HE!?" The tone of alarm...
Pinky sparkles
Was she volunteering?
@@ClokworkGremlin it was advertising
"No mere mortal can live with Asmongold"
"I have a mirror" That killed me lmao
The way Asmon is so chill about this make him a winner.
He doesn't look like a farm animal. He looks totally normal.
huh, surprised someone got bothered enough to address this in the comments.
Yeah, that was pretty unnecessary. He looks fine.
Well it’s better than looking like a cartoon drawing like the one guy 🙄
nice one mate
He has improved his physical appearance a bit. After getting his teeth fixed and lost some body fat. Personally think he's been looking rather cute lately
Asmon is damn near enlightened. The man is more at peace with himself and unbothered by it all than 98% of the people that belittle his lifestyle. He's ok with being the butt of the joke to make everyone feel a bit more comfortable with themselves. Dude is very intelligent, charismatic and funny. Could've been successful anywhere but instead got addicted to a shitty ass ugly game for 15 years and still came out the other end a highly influencial millionaire with zero regard for aesthetic or material possession. Incredible dude straight up.
yep. dude's a millionaire and drives around in an old a** car that's almost a wreck. i respect this man a lot
Being content to live in squalor and not having any drive to change it is nothing to aspire to. Touch grass for your own sake. People belittle his "lifestyle" because it is overtly unhealthy.
@@NucularDonkey12 What do you mean drive? He is happy, has money, but doesn't like cleaning and so he doesn't. And it's not like he has no drive, clearly, no selfmade millionaire who manages to maintain their wealth has no drive. The inspirational part is that the non stop ridiculing and hate genuinely doesn't effect him, he doesn't like cleaning and so he won't even if several thousand people make fun of him for it. Nor does he use his material wealth to inflate his own ego unlike 99% of other rich people (not like he needs it anyway).
@@NucularDonkey12 the point is that even he has all the money he needs, he's not falling for materialistic traps and lives a humble life. why change, if you're happy and content the way things are?
@@NucularDonkey12 10 outta 10 Immunologists disagree with you.
He is right, there are a lot of roaches in Texas and if your in an old house. It's very hard to get rid of them all. If your in an apartment its manageable to keep it controlled, unless your neighbor is breeding them. But old home esp those not build on a slab are very hard to keep them out without depending on your landscape.
cool thing is i saw that video of his upstairs and it would be a LIT studio. even in the background you could see that you can turn that into a sick space to create. He just does his unique thing. That's it. I would just make sure to do repairs. lol
Thank goodness Asmon has friends. When he dies people will at least find him
Under a pile of dead rats and empty pizza boxes.
The real question is will his friends care about him if he does not have millions sitting in his bank routing ? 😂😂😂
Asmon is a man that is true to himself and humble despite being successful in a huge way. I'm glad he's a good sport but I feel like Asmon has to be happier than 90% of the people that look down on his decisions / lifestyle.
True
Eh, I wouldn't say that... People who keep a house/room like that have deep seeded depression or other issues usually
@@Ryan-wx1biHe went through his problems with Dr. K like 3 years ago. It's mainly laziness and procrastination
@@Amateracu1991DFFOO laziness and procrastination don't usually happen to people who are happy/fulfilled in life
Yep people who criticize asmon for his mold infested room are insecure about their life. Too invested about asmon's personal style, he clearly told everybody that his life is not healthy and he chooses to do so. Its not like he's encouraging everyone to do the same, its quite the opposite. Let the guy lives his life and keep your business to yourself
How can you be such a good sport man, bless your heart
Lol. The troll under the bridge. Or a unicorn!
2:00 I haven't laughed so hard in a while "Like an old Egyptian sun dial" is so damn funny.
Belly laughed
Only a matter of time till Asmon can figure out how to farm TikTok content on TikTok - the new meta
hes already farming it on twitch and youtube while letting tiktokers farm for him by posting his stuff and not caring if they do
youtube pays more, so putting tiktok content on youtube is a better way of making money. SS Sniperwolf's boyfriend already figured that out years ago.
COYS!!
Surprised he’s not doing all of the above. He’d be pretty popular on Tiktok. Probably bring in a ton of people to YT and Twitch.
roast farming
Asmon is the most authentic and true to himself person on this whole f'in planet! My dearest respect and never change a thing... ever!
8:27 I’m getting Nurgle vibes from him talking about hives.
Asmon is the shit man. Love how he can watch something like this and just take it in stride.
honestly it shows how thick of skin he is and comfortable with how he lives. I think alot of people forget his mom passed away last year so cleaning alot of that stuff probably would be kinda weird to him still uk it being his moms stuff.
@@Seabreezezit would be like erasing what was left of her from his life. Although I will say, he’s never denied having another house.
@@Seabreezezhe definitely has some kind of depression because of it. Everything in the house is his moms. And he even has crosses and Jesus pictures (obviously his moms). So it feels like he’s afraid to move on.
Won't stop the white knights saying that the dude living in absolute filth should be immune to criticism about his lifestyle tho lol. They get more offended than he does
It got to him pay attention they were disrespectful.
If Asmon was in an rpg he'd be that one secluded guy on top of a mountain that we'd get a whole quest jus to reach him for knowledge beyond human comprehension
He’s the graybeard you learn the shouts from in Skyrim lol
A wise hermit
The hill is made out of used cups and takeout containers
He only accepts Wyrmslife Crystals as payment.
I love how they roast everything and asmon is like "yeah okay fair" then he mentions his car key stories and man perks right up to debunk lmao
Your attitude is great Mr Gold
Asmongold is just a modern day Diogenes
do you really think that kids these days know who he was ? LMAO
@@semiramisubw4864yeah people talk about him all the time lol
@@semiramisubw4864 doesn't matter about if you know who it is as long as the principle remains the same. Asmond in that regard is a perfect example of a modern day Diogenes
That is what I believe aswell. He could be his reincarnation for all we know. He is intriguing but I don't like people being rude about it he is free to do what he wants he isn't hurting anybody as far as I know.
Diogenes is the name of the syndrom but he really had NOTHING to do with that, so no he's not a modern day Diogenes
hire a maid cleaning service team to come clean your entire house on stream
Don't think he needs it. And hire a cleaning service to what? please some random guys on internet? That would be dumb.
but only if she's hot xD just joking
His house is cleaner than he leads on. It's part of his persona at this point.
@@reqwe6228I mean its just a good thing to do in general, regardless of approval
it would be content
They didn't make it clear that they weren't actively hating on Asmon and the girl got really mean trying to be part of the conversation, like she was in high school
Bro if y'all get kallmekris on steak and eggs or something that would be such a good episode
This feels like when your friend group introduces a new person to the group and your friends present you to them as the most fucked up person within the circle.
We had a friend from China in college who was 30 years old and living on the freshman floor due to dorm housing shortage, was a doctor in China, worked for the international red cross, had been detained in North Korea, and was tricked into believing Forest Gump was a real person and an American hero. When we talked about him to people outside the friend group it was almost like he was a mythical creature lol.
is he not?
I'm sure they've introduced someone more f*cked up. They talk about some horrible people on that pod.
Aka not an actual friend group no?
"I'm like some kind of Mythical animal" had me rolling laughing.
Bro your lore is gonna be here much longer than any of us lol.
That was awesome, keep it up matey lol
"it's not a crack house, it's a crack home" absolutely got me
Guga knew the steak was ok. He even explained it's a popular cut in Latin America because its so cheap.
Guga's comment section artefacts on Asmongold's steak videos are the paragon of good will
@@fives. Jiust let salt and pepper sit for 15 minutes. Good.
@@fives. Guga has a great community, their biggest adversary is the toughness of cheap meats and they wake up thinking about how to make them tender to chew 🤩
i love you Asmon, you already won at life and are still a kind and warm hearted dude, you really are a legend
i think you are the most real human being that there is, who doesn't give a shit about wealth, money, expensive shits and other bullshits despite being a top streamer/youtuber, i really appreciate understanding it's a funny "roast" towards you... i really appreciate you as a human being and your perspective. keep doing your thing, respect!
Asmon got so big he is a raid boss.
If he has roaches calling on him, he ain’t no “Raid” Boss.
He is right about the roaches in Texas. There's a LOT of wood roaches, and they are huge. We used to get them in our house all the time and my mom kept our house clean as fuck. They are different than the one's that come around in a dirty house though and they don't multiply like crazy you just see one every now and then
Yeah the general rule is that if you see a big roach, it probably just wandered in from outdoors. If you see a small roach, you've got an infestation problem.
Yeah there's a huge difference between a random wood roach that finds it's way in your house vs
the German roach that will infest your house. Wood roaches come in and are mostly looking for water
and then die. German roaches come looking for food and of course thrive in a nasty house but can live and
infest even the cleanest of houses once introduced because they can literally live off eating just cardboard
and even drywall
Yeah Florida has a ton of giant "Palmetto bugs" that are definitely some type of outdoor roach.
Yeah first day in texas I met a wood roach face to face as it flew in the sliding door as I was walking out on my balcony. Our battle went through multiple rooms before I succeeded in killing it. I was kind of freaked out because it was huge (expected that) could fly (did NOT expect that) and incredibly durable...
It's the loud crunch they make when killed that makes me cringe (nails to a chalkboard)
15:52 Asmon started turning into Jimmy Stewart. Awesome.
Love this dude
Meaning of cryptid in English; a creature that is found in stories and that some people believe exists or say they have seen, but that has never been proven to exist: Asmongold is a large, hairy, human-like cryptid particularly associated with the Austin, Texas area of North America.
If this isn't 100% proof Asmon is THE MOST CHILL
Thank you whoever liked this comment :)
100%. I haven't watched much of his content, a few videos here and there, but now I subscribed to the channel.
Living like a fentanyl addicted hobo is chill?
@@johnacres4977 As far as I know, he doesn't live on the street
😂😂😂😂 @@johnacres4977
Its officially become an entire 25 man heroic raid instance just to sit with asmon and have a meal in his room
You wont hear me complain. You should see MY room.
whenever i watch asmongold i get motivated to clean my room
0:56 anemic moist critical, goddamnit nux 😂
"he looks like a farm animal"
fucking KILLEd me.
@15:45 me everyday telling myself when I look around my house
You know you're winning in life when someone talks about your lore.
"Its not a crack house its a crack home" Just a golden natural come back funny af.
Youre such a good sport about it all. which makes it more enjoyable to watch you get roasted randomly.
This video had me in stitches
i want nicolas cage to play asmongold in the eventual documentary.
You're cooking bro.
@@minimumwage2169 we all do, we've been saying this for over 20 years 😅
Paul Dano
Love that.
1:38 Asmon isn’t the one to be scared of, his editor on the other hand… ruthless. 😂
East Hastings.. Somehow I knew these people were from Vancouver. So glad I left that city.
18:28 after being a good sport he pivots and starts defending and a bug is flying around his head!
Someone call the military to power wash asmond like a prisoner
He's clearly not going to clean himself.
Rambo in prison power wash
did you order the code red?1
basically every anime otaku everywhere.
not true, he periodically scrapes the buildup off
Why would you want to remove his Earth buffs?
I think Kriss and Asmon would be good friends, based of of their personalities
haha yep! They could make fun of vegan stalker lady together. That would be a blast
This was so endearing (to me). We're not very different him and I. Oddly heartwarming and relatable.
“He looks normal”
Mad respect to the red head
I respect Zack a ton here because like, damn I'd feel some kinda way someone comparing me to farm animals.
Just like asmon said, sometimes you can tell it's not in bad taste.
@minimumwage2169 even if it were in bad taste, I think he meant you can tell they weren't trying to be malicious
@@Zephy_Sky i know, still i wouldnt have the thick skin to take that lying down.
I gotta admit, I watch their stream and they're all good people, and have no malicious intent but it still hurt to hear it. :'c
@@PatootiePotatoe it's still not nice tbh, I'm a fan of Oompas too but that wasn't nice...
SomeordinaryGamers seems like he's bringing points up so that he can laugh about how other people live in a malicious way... he's taking the Piss tbh...
When your on top when ppl are talking about you keep up the great work
Next IRL stream should be "Asmond Hires A House Cleaner" I think I'd pay to watch that.
OTK needs to start a pest control company called Roach Out.
"I like how she's scared"
CLIPIT
12:26 because your legendary now lol
You should trademark that wasp spray marinated steak recipe.
never expected KallmeKris and Compaville to talk about Asmon.. 2 parts of my youtube viewing having a mashup i wasnt expecting
Thats not kallmekris
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232 It is
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232 lmao yes it is, it's just her twitter handle
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232 It is
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232it is lol
Farm Asmon, farmmmm.
true, just like those 9-5 minimum workers, those poor sods are just sheep getting angry at Asmon hah! Farming at best, good thing Asmon protected Hassan
@@eugeneflores6153 wtf are you rambling about?😂
@@eugeneflores6153 Did you forget to take your meds this morning?
@@eugeneflores6153 huh???
@@eugeneflores6153 what the fuck does 9-5 minimum workers or poor sods have to do with any of this xD
There’s a lot of roaches (water bugs technically) in Texas. I probably kill 20 per summer in my house. But never once have I had one crawl on my person.
My keys and wallet always go in the same place too. First thing I put down, last thing I pick up.
Why does Maya Higa get credit for an animal sanctuary when Asmon is giving up his house to create an entire new ecosystem in nature?
It's quite possible that Asmon will be the one saving us when the aliens invade
"Is not a crack house, it's a crack _home_ " ... That made me laugh out loud. 🤣
Just a side note, gotta love the ridge wallet on Muta’s desk in front of the red controller, so much for getting rid of pocket bulge 😂
This is the content we love to see lol
whats wild is at 18:31 a roach or some bug flying pops up bottom right of his cam lmao the cherry on top i love it
lol that's not a roach... most people who live in a warm area likely has a lot more little things flying around the house than you might think. If you don't believe me, get one of those cheap security cams and put it in night mode with the IR light then review the tape. Every tiny thing that flies by will look like a shooting star. My grandmother in TX has the cleanest, most stereotypical home you could imagine. When I visit and come downstairs in the middle of the night, 1-2 giant Texas roaches chillin somewhere is normal and nowhere to be found during the day. There's a reason roaches will outlive us all. They're the ninjas of the pest world.
@@JJFX- ya thats why i said some bug
Eh, I got tons of these in my house, sadly. If it's the same thing, It's a goddamn moth... These little buggers that eat holes into your clothes... when it's somewhat warm you can find their damn eggs sticking to the walls, they look like small leaves. I take them out whenever I see them but there's so many that are hidden... so yeah, in the end, you have them around all the time, and I hate it...
TIL I'm going to put up with the rain and stay in the PNW