The Matrix: Reloaded Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Matrix: Reloaded!
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    The Matrix was one of the most popular and revolutionary movies of the 1990’s -- so it’s only natural that the early 2000’s gave us some sequels. The only problem is, it clearly wasn’t really designed to be a trilogy.
    The Matrix: Reloaded definitely raises some questions. Like how exactly is Agent Smith now free and able to copy paste himself? Why are we spending so much time in Zion talking about philosophy and politics? How is anything actually a problem, now that Neo is straight up Superman? How can Agent Smith travel through phone lines into the real world? How can Neo control machines in the real world? Why does the Architect use so many big words?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Matrix: Reloaded! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @mikewaggoner4562
    @mikewaggoner4562 Před 4 lety +5280

    Being 1st is super easy, barely......

  • @secondchance6603
    @secondchance6603 Před 4 lety +3728

    "I just write things down and people film it."
    So true...

    • @awesomeperson531
      @awesomeperson531 Před 4 lety +70

      Writing things down and letting people film it is tight

    • @kyleeames8229
      @kyleeames8229 Před 4 lety +27

      Oh, you beat me to it. How difficult and inconvenient.

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq Před 4 lety +32

      One sentence never explained so much of Hollywood's dysfunction.

    • @renegadedalek5528
      @renegadedalek5528 Před 4 lety +2

      @@JonSmith-hk1bq To the contrary, and you know... the SEBAI phrase, you know the one I mean.

    • @alastor461
      @alastor461 Před 4 lety +4

      I laughed really hard web he said that

  • @hntrl8880
    @hntrl8880 Před 4 lety +3872

    "They're in love because they keep telling us they are."
    Action movie romances in a nutshell

    • @robat774
      @robat774 Před 4 lety +55

      ...and they are tight!

    • @renegadedalek5528
      @renegadedalek5528 Před 4 lety +25

      How else would thrill seeking knuckle heads know?

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson Před 4 lety +79

      oh look. a man and a woman in the same movie. by movie law, they have to be in love.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 4 lety +35

      Captain America The Winter Soldier is great, simply because of the lack of that lazy writing device

    • @snodog00
      @snodog00 Před 4 lety +12

      And this movie is the worse culprit of the lot. Jesus, I felt negative chemistry from both actors. Thses two seem like they should hate eachother, shes a no bullshit, self confident, risk reducing badass when needed. Hes God. Like.... how do those two things go together? They're not INcompatable, just... not something that needs to be there...

  • @Squiggly6942
    @Squiggly6942 Před 4 lety +2000

    "Superman..."
    "What?"
    "Sorry, Jesus..."
    "What?!"
    "Sorry, Neo..."

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 Před 4 lety +19

      Like in the video.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble Před 4 lety +52

      Sorry, Anakin Skywalker
      What?
      Sorry, Rey Palpatine
      What?
      Sorry, Ash Ketchum
      What?
      Sorry, Yugi Motto
      What?
      Sorry, Goku
      I could go on for HOURS with this lol

    • @God_Help_Us_AII
      @God_Help_Us_AII Před 4 lety +16

      Oh no he's God now!

    • @danl9999
      @danl9999 Před 4 lety +12

      The Hero With A Thousand Faces

    • @nightmareTomek
      @nightmareTomek Před 4 lety +7

      "Superman. Sorry, Jesus."
      "Wait, all at once?"
      "No, first Superman, then Jesus."

  • @abhijeetjadhav2961
    @abhijeetjadhav2961 Před 4 lety +951

    *"Then he does a backflip snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day"*
    Kinda feels, this line was created for this movie

    • @foxsipher
      @foxsipher Před 4 lety +9

      please, tell us more

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 4 lety +9

      Do you have any water?

    • @BBoy4040
      @BBoy4040 Před 4 lety +15

      I thought it was originally a reference to Man of Steel

    • @Traisas
      @Traisas Před měsícem

      @@BBoy4040I've always thought it was. Still do.

  • @amat297
    @amat297 Před 4 lety +1242

    "I guess they're programmed for couple's drama. I don't know what's going on." was the best.

    • @Galacticavatar
      @Galacticavatar Před 4 lety +24

      Does Ryan not understand that these programs have artificial intelligence and are actually capable of experiencing love, hate, jealousy, and other emotions? They're not simply mindless NPCs. This was one of the major themes of these movies that he somehow failed to comprehend.

    • @Sanirosan
      @Sanirosan Před 4 lety +27

      Galactic Avatar actually they cant. The pakistani guy explains they really cant. But they just "simulate" it

    • @MVahag
      @MVahag Před 4 lety +33

      Well, the whole point of all 3 movies was that the AI is so elaborate that they are basically humans. The only difference is that all programs have an initial Purpose they must follow even if they twist their understanding of own purpose (like Smith) while humans have free will. The only program deliberately created without a purpose was the little indian girl, making her basically a human without a physical body...

    • @renegadedalek5528
      @renegadedalek5528 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Galacticavatar No, that is what hollywood fails to incorporate into it's NPC executives

    • @jhorton4791
      @jhorton4791 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes! Loved that.

  • @thatryeguy6145
    @thatryeguy6145 Před 4 lety +2535

    Screen Rant: "Mind if we hop on your back while you carry this channel?"
    Ryan: "Yeah, hop all the way on that thing."

    • @barretthurd6672
      @barretthurd6672 Před 4 lety +30

      Facts

    • @macleunin
      @macleunin Před 4 lety +86

      I only discovered this channel because of these pitch meetings

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal Před 4 lety +19

      screen rant needs to launch a Pitch Meeting channel ala alien cinema from wisecrack

    • @smileywarhead5178
      @smileywarhead5178 Před 4 lety +19

      Fair enough, but Ryan it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 Před 4 lety +14

      Absolute truth. The rest of the channel is 🤮

  • @4plus20isHappy
    @4plus20isHappy Před 3 lety +271

    “Neo meets the creator of the Matrix, Colonel Sanders.”
    “What?”

  • @sandranickita124
    @sandranickita124 Před 3 lety +328

    One of my fav lines:
    "why is that?"
    "because"
    "fair enough"

    • @doomsday3130
      @doomsday3130 Před rokem +7

      That works

    • @gjumper9871
      @gjumper9871 Před rokem +4

      Yea yea yea

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 Před rokem +1

      It often makes me think of John Swartzwelder (one of the old writers for the Simpsons). He would often write in the scripts that someone will go do something "for some reason."

  • @v4vndta911
    @v4vndta911 Před 4 lety +621

    "Oh, wow, the stakes are so low that I feel nothing".
    Kill us now. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh whups!

    • @Groteskfull
      @Groteskfull Před 4 lety +5

      Whupsie!

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 4 lety +2

      Gbolahan Olaseinde
      Love that moment of the pitch meeting 😂

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 4 lety +8

      Gbolahan Olaseinde
      The “I feel nothing” quote can describe the entire Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions movies

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson Před 4 lety +5

      i remember watching this movie. i felt nothing either. the only thing i thought was, "why am I watching this again....?"

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever Před 4 lety +1559

    I have to say, George's performances have only improved over the years.

    • @isaacwoodward9611
      @isaacwoodward9611 Před 4 lety +130

      I mean Ryan is still a better actor than George but yeah he’s improving

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Před 4 lety +81

      @@isaacwoodward9611 oh, I agree.
      I think Ryan has just been in the business longer, but George has definitely made big strides since working with him.

    • @isaacwoodward9611
      @isaacwoodward9611 Před 4 lety +62

      @@thebenforever I do think that the chemistry between the 2 is helping with George's performance

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Před 4 lety +37

      @@isaacwoodward9611 it's a mentor/mentee thing. Always nice to see veteran performers take a rookie under their wing.

    • @isaacwoodward9611
      @isaacwoodward9611 Před 4 lety +32

      @@thebenforever yeah Ryan is RDJ to George's Tom Holland

  • @JosefdeJoanelli
    @JosefdeJoanelli Před 4 lety +602

    "The stakes are so low, I feel nothing."

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd Před 3 lety +12

      That was exactly how I felt when I watched this movie.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety +4

      It's the only part of the movie I actually liked, but yeah, nothing much comes of it... or anything else really.

  • @BOBofGH
    @BOBofGH Před 4 lety +497

    “I just write things down and people film them.”
    “Oh, neat!”

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie Před 4 lety +5

      Is it a snuggie for dildo, a dildo made of snuggies, or a snuggie made of dildos

    • @BOBofGH
      @BOBofGH Před 4 lety +5

      @@iluvyunie The first one

    • @Noir0rioN
      @Noir0rioN Před 3 lety +7

      Wow. Wowowow.

  • @teslimdawodu3393
    @teslimdawodu3393 Před 4 lety +1829

    “Have you heard of God? Yeah, he’s that guy.”

  • @thiagorocha1856
    @thiagorocha1856 Před 4 lety +816

    4:57 "Have you heard of 'God'? He's God now"
    "Oh, I have heard of God, yeah"
    I'm crying

  • @soxfan19812
    @soxfan19812 Před 3 lety +137

    Tbh the scene in the mansion that transitions into the car chase is one of my favorite action sequences of all time

    • @marks6734
      @marks6734 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m curious. What did it for you? The complete lack of logic? Or the terrible CGI that made the special effects in 1980’s films look remarkable?

    • @1997lordofdoom
      @1997lordofdoom Před 2 lety +36

      @@marks6734 I think it was the excellent choreography and the amazing soundtrack.

    • @kevtb874
      @kevtb874 Před 2 lety +21

      @@marks6734 the effects in the car chase are good. And the mansion fight is all practical.
      It's the Agent Smith Burly Brawl that has dated. And it's completely unnecessary so it feels redundant on rewatches.

    • @MrSdsc81
      @MrSdsc81 Před rokem +2

      Tough I hate this sequel and the next two. I actually like the fight and the car chase think is good. At least until the truck scene. The fight up there just look as a video game. And lets not even start with the flying finale. Luckily they had strong clothes that resisted that rescue.

    • @jamesfrank3213
      @jamesfrank3213 Před 7 měsíci

      They spent like 5 minutes being used as punching bags, being we already saw Neo fight off hundreds of Agent Smiths, were we supposed to be worried about 4 people?

  • @devincreislerstudios
    @devincreislerstudios Před 3 lety +516

    “I want everybody to know that I know those words!”

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls Před 3 lety +15

      Discombobulated.

    • @Dauthdart
      @Dauthdart Před 3 lety +8

      I read your comment exactly as he was saying it.

    • @joryuuken
      @joryuuken Před 2 lety +6

      Apropos your comment, I read it concordantly, vis a vis CZcams's comment section.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 4 lety +427

    Turning Neo into a Superman Jesus is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @avataraarow
      @avataraarow Před 4 lety +11

      Exactly, he just writes things down and people film them, doesn’t get much more easy or convenient than that

    • @Draugo
      @Draugo Před 4 lety +4

      Magic Woody Allan Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft Jesus... sorry, wrong reference.

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh I feel nothing!

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +4

      Ryanator That is a fact! Freeway rescue was epic

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +3

      @Ryanator Yep and I'm not totally sure a sword can slice through a vehicle lol...maybe, maybe not

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 Před 4 lety +319

    We made the perfect standalone movie with the first one. This one is totally unnecessary.
    Actually, our finance team says this is totally necessary.
    Truth.

    • @WarwickSchoolMusic
      @WarwickSchoolMusic Před 4 lety +1

      I think that sums it up nicely!

    • @mentalcase4299
      @mentalcase4299 Před 4 lety +2

      The lore is exciting. Especially animatrix.

    • @MultiBOZA
      @MultiBOZA Před 4 lety +1

      The only loose end was what Zion is, since they talk about it but never arrive there.

    • @fritzilla
      @fritzilla Před 4 lety +9

      The first movie was in no way a stand alone movie. We only saw Neo begin to embrace his powers but we still have humanity enslaved and a enemy of machines ruling over the Earth. All he does is say he will open people's eyes and flies off. Other than "killing" Agent Smith it wasn't the end at all.

    • @TheSkysketcher
      @TheSkysketcher Před 4 lety +3

      They had already planned to make a second and third one while making the first one, they just made sure to make the first stand on its own just in case they didn't get funding for the next two.

  • @kellyhord2598
    @kellyhord2598 Před 4 lety +72

    I always thought this was the fight version of a musical. Instead of breaking from song to speak for a little bit, they broke from fighting

  • @Wis_Dom
    @Wis_Dom Před 4 lety +86

    In the new Matrix movie, agent Smith finally kills Neo in the opening act. Then he grows old, raises a family and sends Trinity emails to stop the new Termin... _uh..._ Agents!

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 Před 4 lety +496

    So, the Architect built the Matrix. What's he going to do?
    "He is going to talk. He's going to talk so much... and using fancy words like Ergo."
    I always thought the Architect was like a pretentious college Prof. who likes to use fancy words to show how smart he is but is really just full of it.

    • @ulisesjorge
      @ulisesjorge Před 4 lety +15

      I actually fell asleep during that part of the movie and woke up when the credits were rolling up... didn't even bother to see the "Revolutions"...

    • @TheDiamondSkye
      @TheDiamondSkye Před 4 lety +8

      I thought it was cool that they had the creator of the internet, or rather tcp/ip. I didn't care too much about the dialogue, but it was definitely an interesting move for the movie's theme

    • @astralfrost6626
      @astralfrost6626 Před 4 lety +12

      I actually know someone who talks like that. He uses words nobody has heard of like ultra vires and then has to explain those words because nobody knows what the hell he's on about.

    • @johnpacheco5404
      @johnpacheco5404 Před 4 lety +5

      Bill Choy this is almost always the case. Bla bla bla. Neo should,ve just been like "Say hello to my BOOMSTICK!"

    • @TheDiamondSkye
      @TheDiamondSkye Před 4 lety +9

      @@astralfrost6626 there's a condition for people who use big words like that, it's called sesquipedalianism. See if that fucker knows that word.

  • @papasmamas1
    @papasmamas1 Před 4 lety +130

    Please make a Alice in Wonderland pitch meeting, only so you can say "oh, rabbit holes are tight".

    • @JanZizkaMetal
      @JanZizkaMetal Před 3 lety +11

      IDK why this isn't the top comment. It should be super easy, barely an inconvenience for people to notice how tight it is.

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls Před 3 lety +5

      How do you know they're tight? Wait, don't answer that.

    • @JanZizkaMetal
      @JanZizkaMetal Před 3 lety +1

      @@MrTubularBalls It's a reference to the Pitch Meeting series...

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 Před rokem +4

      Wow wow wow wow, wow.

    • @TerryProthero
      @TerryProthero Před 9 měsíci

      OMG. He would so say that. LOL.

  • @SpareSomeChange8080
    @SpareSomeChange8080 Před 4 lety +116

    3:40 "Can he just step back through the doorway and be somewhat closer?" I can't believe I never thought of that

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 Před 3 lety +28

      I mean, by all rights, he should actually be able to just teleport anywhere inside the matrix, since he's supposedly not bound by any rules of reality in there.

    • @michaelrichards5340
      @michaelrichards5340 Před 3 lety +23

      @@JakkFrost1 he would need to learn that off screen first

    • @dasquirrel451
      @dasquirrel451 Před 2 lety +10

      No, the both passage end up in mountain, the passage he entered was a portal but that is closed

    • @emreevo8
      @emreevo8 Před 2 lety +5

      He couldn't be closer because the doors can only be opened into certain places by using keys.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, except he was running for a door that was a portal from the mountain chateau to a parking garage in the city, and when they closed the door on him it "deactivated" the portal connection and just became a regular door in the mountain chateau leading outside.

  • @romariomattos403
    @romariomattos403 Před 3 lety +38

    "Why didnt he fly away in the first place?" I always asked myself the same question lol now I know the answer

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 Před 4 lety +174

    The story of cinema:
    “We figured the sequel is unnecessary, but then money, so....”

  • @braydenb1581
    @braydenb1581 Před 4 lety +848

    I know people take a crack at the CGI in this movie but i feel meta wise, it adds to it. Like... the fight is so badass, the game cant load all the textures

    • @keegans5695
      @keegans5695 Před 4 lety +97

      It also was pretty much unnoticeable on the CRTs most of us saw this on the first time. It's really a modern phenomenon, people dissing the CGI. It looks a lot worse on modern ultra-high-def LCDs than it did on fuzzy CRT or plasma screens

    • @braydenb1581
      @braydenb1581 Před 4 lety +42

      I just dig it. It actually makes the movies better for me for the reason i stated above. It also kind of reminds me how in anime the quality goes down as the amount of key frames goes up for a fight sequence. Ive always dug that

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 Před 4 lety +7

      mule vpn ok boomer

    • @amirnasir2504
      @amirnasir2504 Před 4 lety +6

      @mule vpn ok boomer

    • @Mr.Nyongo
      @Mr.Nyongo Před 4 lety +22

      @mule vpn Bullshit revisionist history. The cgi was bad then, it's bad now. That and the laughable sound effects during the Smith fight.

  • @wyliecoyote7822
    @wyliecoyote7822 Před 4 lety +48

    “Why does he use fancy words like that?”
    “Well, because I want everyone to know that I know those words.”
    I had that exact conversation with someone who read a story idea of mine.

  • @ThePsvan
    @ThePsvan Před 4 lety +87

    "Kind of suspicious of you to specify that unprompted."

  • @KurtAnderson812
    @KurtAnderson812 Před 4 lety +355

    “Have you heard of God? .... he’s God now”

    • @MarcoKlammer
      @MarcoKlammer Před 4 lety +28

      "Well yes, I HAVE heard of God"

    • @cha7Li3
      @cha7Li3 Před 4 lety +7

      Was looking for this comment, did not disappoint lol

    • @ricardodiaz9390
      @ricardodiaz9390 Před 4 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 took the quote, I knew people would do it. Dang it.

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +3

      Cave raves are TIGHT

    • @johnpacheco5404
      @johnpacheco5404 Před 4 lety +1

      Who?

  • @ProfeLuisFelipe
    @ProfeLuisFelipe Před 4 lety +70

    I already wanna see the *"Revolutions"* part 🤔

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 4 lety +5

      Matemáticas Profesor Luis Felipe
      It feels mandatory at this point 😂

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 3 lety +24

    Agent Smith was "freed" when Neo scrambled his code at the end of the first movie. But when Smith was rebooted, his program was now a computer virus, as an ironic call-back to Smith comparing humans with a virus. Instead of an Agent's standard Possession ability, Smith was now able to endlessly replicate himself, taking over both virtual body contructs of plugged-in humans as well as other programs. And sending Neo the earpiece sent the message, "I, Smith, am now unplugged from the machines' collective mind."

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 Před 4 lety +45

    “Superman I mean Jesus”
    “Oh he’s God now” 😂😂😂

  • @Ossory88
    @Ossory88 Před 4 lety +27

    I laughed so hard at "our finance team says it's very necessary - oh well they do call the shots" 🤣🤣

  • @tnpdicey4664
    @tnpdicey4664 Před 4 lety +8

    The only time I click a screen rant video lol 😂

  • @sharpee3100
    @sharpee3100 Před 4 lety +285

    3:55
    "So Superman swoops in and saves the day."
    "What."
    "Sorry, Jesus."
    "what."
    "Sorry, Neo."
    "Oh ok."

  • @Ben-hu9wh
    @Ben-hu9wh Před 2 lety +2

    "Actually no"
    "Why"
    "Because..."
    😂 got me in tears

  • @joenesvick7043
    @joenesvick7043 Před 4 lety +283

    Two movies were filmed back to back, surprised they didn't reference that. "The movie will be four hours long." "Or we could split it in two to make more money." "Splitting one film into two is tight." Lol 🤣

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly Před 3 lety +15

      Maybe that was the inspiration behind the "Sounds like the making of a great part one" joke

    • @oppressorb7196
      @oppressorb7196 Před 3 lety +5

      Now I'm glad that they didn't decide to split Justice League (Snider's Cut) in two parts

    • @Zbeast5972
      @Zbeast5972 Před 2 lety +5

      Before I watched the movie I noticed that they both released in 2003 and was confused about that but once I got to the end and saw the trailer it all clicked that it was split up.

  • @Kompatainment
    @Kompatainment Před 4 lety +324

    "Neo is way too powerful"
    Is that the reason he barely appears in the third film? ^^

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil Před 4 lety +38

      See,he was booted in a server with all the other cheaters.

    • @RossM3838
      @RossM3838 Před 3 lety +14

      A male Mary Sue

    • @GenxAuthorDad
      @GenxAuthorDad Před 3 lety +14

      Neo's weakness is "needing some time."

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 Před 3 lety +13

      @@RossM3838 Male "mary sue" = Gary Stu

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 Před 3 lety +11

      @@GenxAuthorDad He's powerful, but most of the time he has no idea what he's doing.

  • @DarkAutumn3D
    @DarkAutumn3D Před 2 lety +58

    That's one of the things that bothered me about the sequels. Neo was so powerful that he was rarely ever in danger and it encouraged the other characters to be that way, too. You didn't feel as though they were fighting for their lives and it just removed that threat.

    • @asusmctablet9180
      @asusmctablet9180 Před rokem +5

      Basically the Wachowskis went nuts after the first Matrix movie, it's why outside of this franchise they've had zero success.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Před 9 měsíci +3

      the fight scene against the french guy's henchmen was SO damn good though

  • @jamesmartin9401
    @jamesmartin9401 Před 4 lety +10

    "I just write things down and people film them." Love it.

  • @kingkeefage
    @kingkeefage Před 4 lety +60

    PITCH MEETING FOR TOMMY WISEAU'S "THE ROOM." NOW!

    • @kingkeefage
      @kingkeefage Před 4 lety +4

      You also have to get him in the video to pitch it!

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 Před 4 lety +1

      Doesnt make sense. Same with Neil Breen movies because they are their movies, made and funded by themselves, starring themselves, so were never pitched to anyone.

    • @kingkeefage
      @kingkeefage Před 4 lety +1

      @@NowhereMan7 Dude, he had to pitch it to his friend that co-starred and anyone who worked on it.

    • @MarcoKlammer
      @MarcoKlammer Před 4 lety +2

      Tearing Johnny apart is TIGHT

    • @kingkeefage
      @kingkeefage Před 4 lety +1

      @@MarcoKlammer Oh! Hi, that was barely an inconvenience, Mark.

  • @AlreadiWon
    @AlreadiWon Před 4 lety +41

    Doing Pitch Meetings for the John Wick movies would be TIGHT!

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 4 lety +2

      Explaining why his keeps his guns and stuff encased in concrete, rather than just a safe.

    • @michaelrichards5340
      @michaelrichards5340 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ThreadBomb remember that he wanted to escape his pass life to live normally so it's showing how far he went to ...bury his past... Sorry...

  • @guybrushthreepwood9071
    @guybrushthreepwood9071 Před 4 lety +35

    Me: I'm gonna buy some games to get through quarantine
    Bank account: ofcourse but also absolutely not

  • @demonbreeddx262
    @demonbreeddx262 Před 4 lety +43

    Plz do a pitch meeting for “The Never Ending Story”!

  • @blueberrycracker6607
    @blueberrycracker6607 Před 4 lety +20

    Make a keanu reeves actor pitch meeting

  • @JasonZakrajsek
    @JasonZakrajsek Před 4 lety +147

    “That sounds like a good Part 1!”
    “Well technically it’s Part 2.”
    “Well yes but also absolutely not.”

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 Před 4 lety +2

      I don't get that remark, whats the joke?

    • @DrGeneralkumar82
      @DrGeneralkumar82 Před 4 lety +28

      @@jacobhoover1654 he is saying that the 2nd movie is so far removed from the plot of the original movie that it cant even be considered a sequel.
      This opinion is shared by many fans of the first movie. Many people felt the first movie was a unique and believable concept. A world in ruin which has a fake computer world created by robots that they have to try wake and free humanity from. It was grim and realistic movie with a sense of danger throughout the plot. The second movie was more like the audience just following around some demigod that is never in danger while he flies around and does miracles in the computer world and the real world. The second movie seems more of a joke/parody than a true sequel.

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DrGeneralkumar82 I am one of those that shares this opinion, anyone with a working brain and that pays attention to the movies can see this.

    • @lidolmo
      @lidolmo Před 3 lety

      439333436335614

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly Před 3 lety +4

      @@DrGeneralkumar82 Or it could be that both sequels were filmed at the same time, essentially making a 4 hour long movie that was split into 2 parts. So Reloaded was part 1 of the 2 part sequel.

  • @ronmartin7421
    @ronmartin7421 Před 4 lety +9

    "I just write things down and people film them." LOL! So many great lines in this one!

  • @johnholland9371
    @johnholland9371 Před 4 lety +15

    "It's going to go on for a while" is definitely the theme of this movie.

  • @warster321
    @warster321 Před 4 lety +21

    "why", "because", "that works" = my favorite line of all time!!! I only wish it happened in every pitch meeting!!! it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @sethbaker4619
    @sethbaker4619 Před 4 lety +90

    "I just write things down and people film them."
    Corporate movie making in a nutshell. Delightful.

  • @ronmartin7421
    @ronmartin7421 Před 4 lety +6

    "I don't know what's going on." LOL!

  • @ultra2019
    @ultra2019 Před 4 lety +66

    "Because I want everybody to know that I know those words"

  • @bigbossmarco4503
    @bigbossmarco4503 Před 4 lety +44

    -Wait he can control things outside of the matrix now?
    -Yeah have you heard of god? He's god now
    -Oh I have heard of god

    • @Healcraft
      @Healcraft Před 3 lety +1

      that and the ressurection of trinity part made me think the real world is also a matrix, but haven't the creators said that isnt true? well im going with that still

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali Před 3 lety

      @@Healcraft whether they say it's canon or not, it lens credence to the theory for sure

    • @wetknuckles
      @wetknuckles Před 2 lety

      Neo is manufactured by the machines. He is linked with them. That's why he van destroy them

  • @ccchhhrrriiisss100
    @ccchhhrrriiisss100 Před 4 lety +62

    In the MATRIX REVOLUTIONS pitch meeting...
    Writer: "Yeah, so Matrix: Reloaded wasn't the critical success that people had hoped. It seems that we made it to complicated. We abandoned the premise set up by the first film to rescue people who aren't aware that they're in the Matrix."
    Producer: "You're so right! So, you're going to go back to the basics and make the story less complicated and more like the first film?"
    Writer: "No. Not at all!"
    Producer: "Wait. What?"
    Writer: "In the third film, we're going to make the story even more complex, hard-to-follow and, well, filled with deus ex machina."
    Producer: "Why?"
    Writer: "Well, if it doesn't work the second time, do it again -- but with better special effects."
    Producer: "Sweet."

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 Před 4 lety +256

    "Oh I just write things down and people film them."
    That's what's wrong with today's Star Trek, Star Wars.

    • @desmondunn4504
      @desmondunn4504 Před 4 lety +5

      It's almost like there's a connection and that connect both wrote and filmed them, but idk.

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 Před 4 lety

      @@desmondunn4504 I see what you did there😉

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm here for the arguments. ... Well, you don't put Star Wars and Star Trek in a comment section and not expect arguments flying left and right!?!? You guys do that, I'll be back with the popcorn...

    • @thegodofalldragons
      @thegodofalldragons Před 4 lety +2

      @@omarcrespo77 I don't think there's anyone left who cares enough to defend them.

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thegodofalldragons True that!!
      ☝️🤣

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    Everybody gangsta till something is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 Před 4 lety +378

    Pitch Meeting: What we need now more than ever. Oh, and toilet paper. We really need that.

    • @Johnadams20760
      @Johnadams20760 Před 4 lety +28

      toilet paper is tight

    • @Galacticavatar
      @Galacticavatar Před 4 lety +29

      @@Johnadams20760 Buying toilet paper is super difficult and quite an inconvenience.

    • @danteo1978
      @danteo1978 Před 4 lety +4

      Wow, never imagined that getting compared to toilet paper would ever become a huge compliment!

    • @gotwatercaleb
      @gotwatercaleb Před 4 lety +2

      @@Galacticavatar your the toilet paper every asshole needs

    • @Earwaxfire909
      @Earwaxfire909 Před 4 lety

      This script can serve as toilet paper. Reloaded and Unloaded.

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force Před 3 lety +7

    "I guess they're programmed for couples drama"
    Lost it here 🤣

  • @Tinette_Izdashit
    @Tinette_Izdashit Před 4 lety +57

    00:24 "cave raves are tight"
    Ryan, u get me every time. Lmao. Wow wow wow wow, wow.

  • @Jamescushing51
    @Jamescushing51 Před 4 lety +16

    Ryan please, I’m stuck in isolation and I need more of these videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 Před 4 lety +77

    So what's Zion like?
    "It's a big cave that looks like hell and everyone has sweaty raves in it."
    "Cave Raves are tight"

  • @VideoCallInShow
    @VideoCallInShow Před 4 lety +8

    I just can't get enough of these and don't know how you resist having one of the characters exclaim; "I love it!" only to have their hopes immediately dashed on the rocks.
    False people in empty suits say that all the time. Keep up the great work!

  • @satyamgupta2182
    @satyamgupta2182 Před 4 lety +5

    Ryan has helped me get over my movie addiction...completely xd

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 Před 4 lety +98

    Executive=="How did Neo and Trinity fall in love again?"
    Writer== "By being the Male and Female protagonists."
    Executive=="Very Romantic"

    • @kanyewest9591
      @kanyewest9591 Před 4 lety +2

      @TheFifthWheel No comments

    • @nananderson7259
      @nananderson7259 Před 4 lety +5

      @TheFifthWheel
      Comment police (wee woo wee woo)
      You're under arrest for repeating what was said in the video even though it's an incredibly common and harmless practice.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 4 lety +1

      Captain America The Winter Soldier is great simply because it doesn't have that lazy writing device!

  • @ItsIntelligentDesign
    @ItsIntelligentDesign Před 4 lety +62

    “Oh I just write things down and people film them”
    Every screenwriter’s dream

  • @kwesisalim
    @kwesisalim Před 3 lety +4

    This is my personal favorite. Great timing. Perfect humor. And the material sells itself.

  • @MistahJay7
    @MistahJay7 Před 3 lety +8

    "Hows that gona work?"
    "Oh I just write things down and people film them"
    "Oh Neat!"
    I can't argue with that logic

  • @abhimattripathi6727
    @abhimattripathi6727 Před 4 lety +96

    'iTs GoNnA gO öN foR a WhiLe'
    -MATRIX RELOADED in a nutshell.

  • @DONVIEWCOMEDY
    @DONVIEWCOMEDY Před 4 lety +24

    WATCHING THIS WAS EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.😅😅😐
    DUE TO QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN 🧱👨🏿‍🦱

  • @duanehood8031
    @duanehood8031 Před 2 lety +3

    "Actually it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." I don't know how that line cracks me up in each and every video but it always delivers!

  • @thaSHZA
    @thaSHZA Před 4 lety +8

    "'Agent Smith can travel through phones and take over people's flesh and blood in the real world?' 'Exactly!' 'How's that going to work?' 'Oh, I just write things down and people film them.' ' Neat!'" 😂😂😂 Some of the best stuff you've done! I'd still really like to see you "Pitch" The Butterfly Effect with Ashton Kutcher.

  • @erenyeagar2928
    @erenyeagar2928 Před 4 lety +278

    How did they fall in love in love in the first movie?
    By being the Male and female protagonist
    Ooh very romantic

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 Před 3 lety +4

      Well, then the writer of my movie done screwed up.

    • @chrisbellard2884
      @chrisbellard2884 Před 3 lety +3

      Or " because they're two attractive actors in a Hollywood movie"

    • @thrrax
      @thrrax Před 3 lety

      @@chrisbellard2884 Moss? Attractive? Only if you don't know what attractive is. :D

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 3 lety +8

      Technically the Oracle manipulated them into believing they were destined to fall in love.

  • @Str4vv
    @Str4vv Před 4 lety +226

    I hope these two adhere to the safe distance of 2m from each other.

    • @zachgilbert3815
      @zachgilbert3815 Před 4 lety +11

      Wont that make it difficult to pitch movies?

    • @parag002raipure
      @parag002raipure Před 4 lety +29

      @@zachgilbert3815 No, It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @mrginge143
      @mrginge143 Před 4 lety +14

      Parag Raipure oh really?

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate Před 4 lety +12

      @@mrginge143 yeah yeah yeah!

    • @HumanDarknes
      @HumanDarknes Před 4 lety +3

      Matrix 2 was released 2003

  • @josefplacek4200
    @josefplacek4200 Před 3 lety +1

    Most of this rant is and was explained perfectly and makes sense...

  • @Vvsean23
    @Vvsean23 Před 4 lety

    Ryan, these seriously crack me up, I just found them and binged through all of them during quarantine. A I think would be really good for this would be “Oh brother where art thou?” Its one of my favorites.

  • @palus1194
    @palus1194 Před 4 lety +14

    Making a pitch meeting about the Mortal instruments: city of bones would be TIGHT

  • @SillyWilly-sh4bo
    @SillyWilly-sh4bo Před 4 lety +52

    Last time I was this early I actually had a decent amount of toilet paper

  • @AH-hp5si
    @AH-hp5si Před 2 lety +2

    It's interesting that he uses an appropriate background (typewriter for 70s, CRT for 80s and 90s, LCD thereafter) and the switch from Matrix to Reloaded is the switch from CRT to LCD.

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms Před 4 lety +13

    "Whats he gonna do?"
    "He's gonna talk. He's gonna talk so much!"
    LMAO!

  • @owlbme
    @owlbme Před 4 lety +63

    Finally, a new pitch meeting!
    (Let's face it... without Ryan, this channel's sub-count would plummet)

    • @Brutik5
      @Brutik5 Před 4 lety +3

      But without this challen Ryan wouldn't get as much exposure right? ;)

    • @Fourtgru123
      @Fourtgru123 Před 4 lety

      @@Brutik5 However, he could probably move it to his channel at this point. Pitch Meetings are popular enough on their own

    • @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154
      @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm not even subscribed I just remember every Saturday lol.

  • @afifhizami900
    @afifhizami900 Před 4 lety

    Thank you Ryan, you're the best! Keep it up!

  • @EliasAlucard
    @EliasAlucard Před 4 lety

    Like all your pitch meetings, great stuff, lol

  • @dannyakins8742
    @dannyakins8742 Před 4 lety +26

    3:55 "Superman swoops in and saves the day"
    "What?"
    "I mean Jesus"
    "What?"
    "I mean Neo"
    Couldn't stop laughing at that

    • @Hawx32
      @Hawx32 Před 4 lety

      Didn't do a backflip though

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Před 4 lety +14

    Morpheus: "What if I told you that dodging bullets will be super easy, barely an inconvenience?"

  • @twinfactor3446
    @twinfactor3446 Před 3 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂 you're videos are the best I learn a lot every day

  • @fabiofcosta
    @fabiofcosta Před 4 lety +1

    You should reboot all your pitch videos prior to end of 2018, and add this extra attitude, smirk and smile on your face, yo make those videos standout more and be like this one, which complete changes how these pitches are, making them more hilarious and entertaining. This one of the matrix is the best!

  • @michaelvaldez9367
    @michaelvaldez9367 Před 4 lety +65

    "Have you heard of God? He's God now" 😂

    • @akea-
      @akea- Před 4 lety +2

      Yes, I have “heard” of god

  • @nbucwa6621
    @nbucwa6621 Před 4 lety +52

    Ryan: "It literally looks like hell"
    Me: "he did not just insult -" *looks at screen*"- Oh."

    • @liavhanegbi2729
      @liavhanegbi2729 Před 4 lety

      ?

    •  Před 4 lety

      @@liavhanegbi2729 : Zion.

    • @liavhanegbi2729
      @liavhanegbi2729 Před 4 lety

      @ stipl dont get it. Are u saying u thought he was insulting jerusalem?

  • @basketball7987
    @basketball7987 Před 3 lety +2

    I’ve watched about 25-30 pitch meetings before this one and this is the best and funniest one lmfaooo 🤣🤣

  • @honex97
    @honex97 Před 4 lety

    these pitch meeting are by far the best content on youtube

  • @uum6
    @uum6 Před 4 lety +7

    The density of the the witty-ness in this one is TIGHT! Ripping on this one almost seems too easy, BARELY an inconvenience!

  • @iamlii7916
    @iamlii7916 Před 4 lety +39

    Title: The Matrix
    Me: "welcome to this place that we all call earth" lol💀

  • @betsysipe5512
    @betsysipe5512 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I keep accidentally using your catch phrases, the other day I asked my husband to get totally off of my back, he was confused 😂.

  • @Dayvit78
    @Dayvit78 Před 4 lety

    I love the subtle extra wow in wow, wow, wow when talking about more Agent Smiths.

  • @Omar-wq9dz
    @Omar-wq9dz Před 4 lety +32

    Hey Ryan, would you do a Pitch Meeting for the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, similar to how you did entire Harry Potter franchise in one Pitch Meeting video?

  • @thefilmwhisperer1105
    @thefilmwhisperer1105 Před 4 lety +14

    *when executives write the stories*
    "I have no idea what's going on here."

  • @raghavmalhotra7498
    @raghavmalhotra7498 Před 4 lety +2

    I still can't believe that you haven't made a pitch meeting for Superman the movie

  • @JohnMarler
    @JohnMarler Před 4 lety +3

    Haha this was amazing. I love this movie, but he brings up some very good points and in a very humorous way. Thank you for making this.

  • @LaNguyenBTong
    @LaNguyenBTong Před 4 lety +15

    "Neat" is the new "tight".