I just wished that once the accent was from where I'm from . That would be funny and weird . It's usually privileged posh English or Victorian London accent . Just once I'd love someone start with " toreet cocker as tha urt moist " 😂😂😂
I state this as fact, I've been counting . . . more people die instantly from a single knife wound than from five or more gunshot wounds or movie sequels.
@@evanmoran2609 it’s true! Same for brunette/brunet, and fiancée/fiancé: the extra ‘e’ denotes the feminine version. Words that change form by gender are rare in English, but there are a few hanging on
@@robertmiller7721 yeah not only do you have to contend with good old fashioned racism, but colourism too. It's surprising how prevalent that is, that lightskinned black people and darkskinned black people also have beef sometimes
I hope this doesn’t mean you are done with Bond pitch meetings. Was looking forward to Goldeneye, World is Not Enough, and maybe even one of the classic Connery ones.
Why have you only pitched the Daniel Craig movies? We need pitches for each of the 20 Bond movies before him. Get those made ASAP. Should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Wouldn't it be hard to sell that the Dr. No pitch meeting takes place around 1962?" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh, really?" "Yeah, we'll just replace the computer in the back with an old typewriter and put on some wigs and we'll be good to go!" "Oh, old typewriters and wigs are TIGHT!"
@@seronimo__7735 Just wait until The Man with a Golden Gun. "Why would the bad guys think Bond is Scaramanga?" "Because Q gave him a fake third nipple!" "Oh, third nipples are TIGHT!"
I've watched Quantum of Solace about 4 times just because I really enjoy marathoning the James Bond movies once in a while. And thanks to this video, I finally know that the villain's name is and what's his evil plan... Knowing the plot is TIGHT!
@@blakeharris58 you clearly underestimate how boring and forgettable that movie is... your brain deletes it from your memory as a defence mechanism to not fall into a boredom induced coma
The only reason I watched Quantum of Solace a second time was because it was so forgettable that I had literally completely forgot that I had seen it before. There’d be occasional scenes that seemed familiar the second time through, so I was like “Oh, I remember this part. Guess I saw parts of it but just never finished it.” All the way through the ending, where I realized that no, in fact I did not miss parts of the movie. I had watched the entire thing and forgotten that I’d done so, because it was so unremarkable.
Completely random, but I think we're long overdue for a "Pearl Harbor" (2001 film) pitch meeting. Definitely sounds like some thing Writer Guy would pitch to Producer Guy.
Good back and forth opportunities with the cramming on an hour of love triangle with two identical men. "Hang on, these guys were flying land based fighters all movie so far, why are they flying bombers off carriers now?" "Because they're the main characters"
The thing I love most about the Daniel Craig era is how absolutely airtight the plots are. James Bond always had a reputation for shaky scheming and it's a good job this run of movies fixed those problems rather than, say, doubling down on them and making up the script in the middle of shooting in almost every movie to the point that Daniel Craig himself is credited as a screenwriter multiple times. On an unrelated note I invented a time machine and we are living in an altered reality.
No time to Die had The perfect opportunity to say “oh yeah, huge inconvenience” when he had to reopen the blast doors. Biggest inconvenience in bond history. Cmon.
I would love to see a Pitch Meeting reboot of this, where they pitch the older James Bond movies in a time appropriate background setting. Please like this if you want to see this, I think it would be extremely funny.
You just made me imagine a future where Ryan has a kid who reboots this youtube channel (because Ryan has retired happy and wealthy) for kids movies and its super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Am I the only one who wants to see Pitch Meetings from the earlier Bond films. If only to see what Producer Guy's office looked like in the sixties? Just wondering.
I always know its coming and yet any time he says "it's gonna be super easy..." it seems as if it is the first time he saying it I love it so very, vey much.
I JUST noticed how, even though his Hollywood jpeg has the Hollywood sign in it, he put a Hollywood text tag on it. I love the work he puts into these.
Both hilarious, and a fantastic plot summary of all the Craig Bond films. I feel like I have a much better understanding of what the plot actually was now than I did after watching the actual films. Especially Quantum of Solace, where I literally could not have described the plot beyond 'he fights some people and a fancy hotel in Bolivia catches fire'.
One of my all time favorite exchanges of Pitch Meeting: “Why does that qualify him?” “Because.” “That makes sense to me now.” I LOL’d, and listened to that again!
wouldn't it ruin his plans if water was easily obtainable? like maybe it just falls out of the sky or something? I'm going to need you to completely climb off my back about that.
Keep in mind that in the Bond universe there’s at least 6 other agents running around the world, shooting machine guns, crashing airplanes, blowing up buildings and flying to supervillain space stations.
I think Daniel Day-Lewis is better suited to a Bond Villain. Imagine Daniel Craig strapped to a chair with DD-L giving him his best "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!"
@@spuriouslathos2518 You're not wrong that he would make a bond villain, but I also think he could sorta do to Bond what Bale did to Bateman. I think they sorta went halfway there with Craig and obviously the Craig years were less silly than the Brosnan years but it would still be fun to see a total darkmode Bond.
I started saying yeah yeah yeah all the time months ago because of you. Flash forward to now and my son and wife say it all the time with having no idea where it came from or that they even took it from me secretly. It's the best.
Which James Bond Pitch Meeting did you enjoy the most?
Pearce.
Please do Streets of Fire. Willem Dafoe dressed as Dracula, bare chested in latex overalls as a motorcycle gang leader in time displaced Gotham.
All of them.
Every one of them
Casino royale
“Daniel Craig - what’s up with him having 2 first names?? Pick a first name you weirdo!”
Well played Ryan George, well played.
I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about having two first names.
Using hypocricy as a comedic point is TIGHT
How did I not get that? lol
Wow wow wow wow!
I laughed at this too.
Still disappointed that the British division isn't Ryan doing his best British accent
The British division guy was terrible. I’m glad they never did that again
I just wished that once the accent was from where I'm from . That would be funny and weird . It's usually privileged posh English or Victorian London accent . Just once I'd love someone start with " toreet cocker as tha urt moist " 😂😂😂
@@michaelcollier3425 That would be hilarious!
I thought that guy was hilarious...
British guy was terrible. Even his green screen was trash
Rewatching a bunch of Pitch Meetings you already watched because they made a compilation is TIGHT!
😂🤣
Surely that would have been difficult to do a Bond compilation..
@@tomr6955 Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Same! 😂
@@SM-ov5rf oh really?
“…..That he had a daughter…”
“Why is that interesting……?”
“Because his balls were completely obliterated in Casino Royal….”😂
HEYYYY
"My back is where you are and I'd love for you to disembark at your earliest convenience about it" is damn glorious.
"But he DIED!"
"Yeah, a little. No big deal."
LMFAO golden.
Wow wow wow...wow!
Ok
he was "mostly dead"
I state this as fact, I've been counting . . . more people die instantly from a single knife wound than from five or more gunshot wounds or movie sequels.
@@donoimdono2702 i love youuuuu
I thought it might be difficult to hear the same catch phrases over and over again but actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
not being annoyed is tight
Oh really?
@@marmac83 yeahyeahyeah
Wow wow wow…
Wow.
wow wow wow.......wow
"i don't think you know who Idris Elba..." *the eyes* "i said... too......blonde" 😂😂😂😂😂 Ryan why is your writing so good?!
Idris Elba cannot be blonde because blonde is for women. Men are blond (no -e).
@@alisaurus4224wait is that true or are you just making that up
@@evanmoran2609 it’s true! Same for brunette/brunet, and fiancée/fiancé: the extra ‘e’ denotes the feminine version. Words that change form by gender are rare in English, but there are a few hanging on
@@alisaurus4224 damn, I didn't know that, I kinda just used them interchangeably
@@alisaurus4224Words that contain an extra E denoted for femininity is tight! 😂
"So is Bond okay?"
"Well I mean a massive explosion just happened a couple of feet in front of him....so of course he's okay!"
"Okay good"
Ryan's word is his Bond.
Junk bond
Yeah yeah yeah!
Its kinda hard to follow what's going on In this comment
Bond ... jail bond! I mean word bond... 😌
I've been a fan of many Bonds over the years. but damn.. Daniel Craig is so badass! we will miss him
"Do you know who Idris Elba is?"
"I said TOO BLONDE"
Can you just imagine the backlash with Elba having sex with white women….
@@robertmiller7721 I remember some woman saying he wasn't black enough for some movie because his character wasn't eating Caribbean food.
Elba can’t win that’s for certain. He needs that Goldilocks spot of being just blackish enough for the right movie.
@@robertmiller7721 for sure. I actually liked him as a Villain in Hobbs and Shaw. He needs more villain roles.
@@robertmiller7721 yeah not only do you have to contend with good old fashioned racism, but colourism too. It's surprising how prevalent that is, that lightskinned black people and darkskinned black people also have beef sometimes
24:30 That neither of them remembers that Mr. White is originally from Casino Royale has to be one of the subtlest Pitch Meeting jokes ever.
"Pick a first name you weirdo"
- Ryan George
lololol
Ya WEirdo ha ha
Well done, you got the joke
Ryan- "But he died!"
Other Ryan- "Yeah a little, no big deal."
That line killed me😂
Really killed you, or a little?
he was only mostly dead
@@donoimdono2702 Not even spitting up blood. Keeping the tux wearable is tight.
"...and a guy sweeping the air"
"Oh air sweeping is tight"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gotta love the Queen portraits at the "London" office! Attention to detail is tight 😎👍😂
@26:36 "My back is where you are and I would love for you to disembark at your earliest convenience"
Excellent work, Ryan!
I just love the look on his face when he is told James Bond dies.
Was priceless
Acting!
I hope this doesn’t mean you are done with Bond pitch meetings. Was looking forward to Goldeneye, World is Not Enough, and maybe even one of the classic Connery ones.
All the Connery movies are worthy of pitch meetings. But especially Goldfinger, that movie is insane.
Moonraker would be a fun one
Maybe Ryan can be producer guy and pitch guys' grandfathers.
@@c.a.t4607 I ordered that dvd last week, good stuff :)
"Daniel Day-Lewis?"
"Possibly too gritty"
XD
😂 😂 The guy sweeping the air always kills me
So what’s your name?
George, Ryan George…
You are amazing Ryan! Replacing you would be super difficult, very much so an inconvenience! ❤️
Why have you only pitched the Daniel Craig movies? We need pitches for each of the 20 Bond movies before him. Get those made ASAP.
Should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
That would be tight.
"Wouldn't it be hard to sell that the Dr. No pitch meeting takes place around 1962?"
"Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, we'll just replace the computer in the back with an old typewriter and put on some wigs and we'll be good to go!"
"Oh, old typewriters and wigs are TIGHT!"
I'd love to see him drag Goldfinger through the mud. That movie was so ridiculous
@@seronimo__7735 Just wait until The Man with a Golden Gun.
"Why would the bad guys think Bond is Scaramanga?"
"Because Q gave him a fake third nipple!"
"Oh, third nipples are TIGHT!"
Because he would have to talk extra fast to be anachronistic.
The british guy doesnt have the over enthusiastic smile😂
It is a reflection of britains sunny weather. He smiles from the inside.
British people don't smile on account of the rainy weather all the time
We don't smile. It adversely affects our sarcasm.
Or charisma. What he does have is a painfully boring, slow speech pattern.
The guy sweeping the air...😂😂
10:36
"Air sweeping is tight''
I've watched Quantum of Solace about 4 times just because I really enjoy marathoning the James Bond movies once in a while. And thanks to this video, I finally know that the villain's name is and what's his evil plan... Knowing the plot is TIGHT!
You watched that movie 4 times and never remembered his name?
@@blakeharris58 you clearly underestimate how boring and forgettable that movie is... your brain deletes it from your memory as a defence mechanism to not fall into a boredom induced coma
Yea his name is El Dasani from what I remember
Tell us what his name is, we're all in suspense. I bet iT's tight.
The only reason I watched Quantum of Solace a second time was because it was so forgettable that I had literally completely forgot that I had seen it before.
There’d be occasional scenes that seemed familiar the second time through, so I was like “Oh, I remember this part. Guess I saw parts of it but just never finished it.” All the way through the ending, where I realized that no, in fact I did not miss parts of the movie. I had watched the entire thing and forgotten that I’d done so, because it was so unremarkable.
“They’re gonna have a love scene while he’s in the hospital for having his balls crushed? Yea super romantic stuff. Ok.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Completely random, but I think we're long overdue for a "Pearl Harbor" (2001 film) pitch meeting. Definitely sounds like some thing Writer Guy would pitch to Producer Guy.
Oh that is such a good idea
Good back and forth opportunities with the cramming on an hour of love triangle with two identical men.
"Hang on, these guys were flying land based fighters all movie so far, why are they flying bombers off carriers now?"
"Because they're the main characters"
shushhhh
The thing I love most about the Daniel Craig era is how absolutely airtight the plots are. James Bond always had a reputation for shaky scheming and it's a good job this run of movies fixed those problems rather than, say, doubling down on them and making up the script in the middle of shooting in almost every movie to the point that Daniel Craig himself is credited as a screenwriter multiple times.
On an unrelated note I invented a time machine and we are living in an altered reality.
Can I use it?
Time machines are tight
Are, or were? Or are again?
I'm so confused
@@jamegumm474 I'm being sarcastic.
No time to Die had The perfect opportunity to say “oh yeah, huge inconvenience” when he had to reopen the blast doors. Biggest inconvenience in bond history. Cmon.
"...the beginning of a movie is no time to die ----OHHH!"
i died
_"They do Home Alone?!"_ LOL!
"Oh, Kevin McCallister murder machines are tight!"
I would love to see a Pitch Meeting reboot of this, where they pitch the older James Bond movies in a time appropriate background setting. Please like this if you want to see this, I think it would be extremely funny.
The Roger Moore ones especially. Would be hilarious.
You just made me imagine a future where Ryan has a kid who reboots this youtube channel (because Ryan has retired happy and wealthy) for kids movies and its super easy, barely an inconvenience!
OMG yes please!
Watching Pitches complied together is tight
I love how quick he is at changing in time for the camera cut
"What if I just literally suggest him for a second time?" Absolutely brilliant lads.
Am I the only one who wants to see Pitch Meetings from the earlier Bond films. If only to see what Producer Guy's office looked like in the sixties? Just wondering.
Star wars original trilogy pitch meetings are super fun
For that, I'd put in a poster for the movie 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' just for discontinuity.
The way the producer says “What?” kills me every.time.
6:16 the advantage of this silly moment is it results in the iconic line "That last hand... it nearly killed me"!
I always know its coming and yet any time he says "it's gonna be super easy..." it seems as if it is the first time he saying it I love it so very, vey much.
Right?? XD
Going over an entire franchise reboot series is tight.
I JUST noticed how, even though his Hollywood jpeg has the Hollywood sign in it, he put a Hollywood text tag on it.
I love the work he puts into these.
I love how Silva planned out that whole thing but he forgot to learn to aim.
That Idris Elba " I said... Too.......... Blonde 🤨".... line was the funniest in the whole skit 😂😂🤣
I cracked up at the guy sweeping the air of all bits.
The Ryan pitching Quantum of Solace should have just gone on strike in the middle of the pitch
“Idris Elba??? ‘I SAID…..TOO BLONDE.’” 😜😂😂😂
“I said too blonde” 😂😂😂
Dominic Green's evil plan had me rolling on the floor!
Both hilarious, and a fantastic plot summary of all the Craig Bond films. I feel like I have a much better understanding of what the plot actually was now than I did after watching the actual films. Especially Quantum of Solace, where I literally could not have described the plot beyond 'he fights some people and a fancy hotel in Bolivia catches fire'.
Pitch meetings for all the old Bond movies would be quite nice. I feel there is a lot of potential.
not nice. Tight!
There's no real reason to point out how weak those scripts are.
Because of Ryan my concentration to movies has gotten so much deeper 😊🤣
LOL me too
Ditto
BEWARE - no movie made this entire century is tight.
I'm not even a Bond fan, but these pitch meetings are pure comedic gold!
If Bond was Kite surfing a big wave while being attacked by giant sharks with lasers on
their heads that would be grittier.
That second Daniel Craig suggestion was really the selling point
Too blonde got me cracking
"My back is where you are and I'm going to need you to disembark at your earliest convenience" gold
Dominic Greene is the most realistic villain in a James Bond movie
"But he died" "Ja well a little, no big deal" that killed me
But just a little.
I would love to see rants on ...who framed Roger Rabbit. That would be tight
"pick a first name weirdo" okay Ryan George 😂😂
I'd love it if you could do all the Ocean's heist movies.
These pitches r more entertaining than watching real movies
Compilations are tight!
We need an Encanto pitch meeting. There were just so many things that could’ve been avoided.
Oh I would love that!!
The swap to the UK team is one of my favorites! Please do this more!
🙃Yea, I really dig that, too!
Switching to cameo creators doin the same bit is TIGHT. 😏
It's just occurred to me that Bond has a habit of trying to get answers from people, but ending up killing them.
Yes!! Thanks for putting this together!
When I first saw Quantum I had absolutely no idea who Mr White was. Dead on
Everyone Talks about the " super easy, barely an inconvienience" line, but I like the "I dont know" so much more x)
That guy sweeping the air made me laugh so much 😂
Gotta clean the air somehow
Union mandates - he's not a janitor so he's not allowed to sweep, he's an actor so he "acts" as if he's sweeping.
One of my all time favorite exchanges of Pitch Meeting:
“Why does that qualify him?”
“Because.”
“That makes sense to me now.”
I LOL’d, and listened to that again!
"Shoehorning catchphrases into scripts is tight!"
The British division is approaching self-awareness! Abort, abort!
“This guy wants to gain control of a lot of the Bolivian fresh water supply and then….he’s gonna overcharge for it”
Cracked me up so much 😂😂😂
wouldn't it ruin his plans if water was easily obtainable? like maybe it just falls out of the sky or something?
I'm going to need you to completely climb off my back about that.
Definitely need to reach back to the older Bonds, & then reboot this compilation.
Was waiting on the Idris Elba consideration and it did NOT disappoint lol
Are we going to get a "Boss Baby: Family Business" Pitch Meeting?
Robbed Shape of Voice. Will dislike if it happen.
Keep in mind that in the Bond universe there’s at least 6 other agents running around the world, shooting machine guns, crashing airplanes, blowing up buildings and flying to supervillain space stations.
I think 007 is a bit more reckless than the others, though. They probably find more subtle ways to blow up buildings and space stations.
@@nicholasvinen No, they don't. They're every bit as reckless. iT's super easy, etc.
Or is it that they just want the world to think there are 6 others?
These are the Daniel Craig Bond movies, they forgot Die Another Day.
I'm embarrassed to say it took me many rewatches to catch the joke about how Daniel Craig is a weirdo for having two first names!
Is the joke The Characters being played by Ryan George?... because that was my 1st thought
Yeah that's the joke
What joke? Ryan and George are two different people.
Looks like he gives good hugs.
Wait....so is there a British version of an American Pitch Meeting or an American version of a British Pitch Meeting?
The “non-daughter daughter” cadence is genius. :)
These are literally the best thing on the internet.
The way he said "he couldve died" killed me😂😂 i love you guys you gotta new subscriber.
3:25 subtle jokes at himself like this just makes these pitch meetings more enjoyable
I gave you a thumbs up.
It was super easy.
Barely an inconvenience.
Bro the British guy was so bad, it made me realize how lucky we are that Ryan George is the pitch meeting guy
“But he died”
“.. yea, a little”
Now I sorta want to see Daniel Day-Lewis as Bond lmao
I think Daniel Day-Lewis is better suited to a Bond Villain.
Imagine Daniel Craig strapped to a chair with DD-L giving him his best "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!"
@@spuriouslathos2518 You're not wrong that he would make a bond villain, but I also think he could sorta do to Bond what Bale did to Bateman. I think they sorta went halfway there with Craig and obviously the Craig years were less silly than the Brosnan years but it would still be fun to see a total darkmode Bond.
"I said, too blonde!" That was clever and hilarious! Lol
I'm kinda disappointed that Ryan didn't talk about how the one movie where James Bond dies is the one called "No Time To Die". XD
Some classic bonds would be great - Goldfinger maybe
Hell yes. That movie was so ridiculous. There's so much for him to roast.
Goldfinger is tight!
I’ve been watching Ryan George for three years now- and I hope he sees this because I want him to know that he’s very funny and always makes me laugh
I can't wait for the next film. The Pitch meeting is gonna be hilarious
I started saying yeah yeah yeah all the time months ago because of you. Flash forward to now and my son and wife say it all the time with having no idea where it came from or that they even took it from me secretly. It's the best.
19:24…. The train crashing through the building was so ridiculous that Ryan broke character for it.
I have to say "Casino Royale" pitch meeting was one of the funniest ever 😂😂