HOLY SHIT. I studied game design and the dude who made Dinner Date showed up one day to tell about his game, in the Netherlands back in 2010. No way did I ever expect to see it again years later. Memory unlocked
That's pretty funny lol, how was the presentation? How is the Dutch gaming market right now? I just started working in IT and I would love to work at a gaming company, even though I might need to work on my skillset before I do that
I feel like falcon originally made a 30 minute video on number ten then the rest of the crew convinced him to add another 9 games instead, the hate is real 🤣
I thought for sure Saints Row 2022 would be on this list. Then I saw the first entry and realized we were in a realm far beyond what Saints Row could hope to achieve
Saint's Row 2022 wasn't horrendous. It was painfully goofy and cringe. This list is about games that should never have seen the light of day. I can't believe The Quiet Man wasn't mentioned.
@@williamyoung9401 what you are describing is saints row after it became popular. 1 and 2 were great games, in some ways, better than modern GTA games. sure GTA is beter. but the customization, the characters, the depth, i felt more involved in saints rows story than any GTA story...great games. then 3 came out and started doing some reboot computer virus gameplay shit.
As someone who knows english as my second language I thought I lost my ability to understand English when I heard the dialogues in the first game lmao 😂
MK vs DC Universe was fun. It also revitalized the MK series and gave birth to the Injustice series where they have cameos from the other universe. Joker was in MK11 and Subzero, Scorpion, and Raiden were in the Injustice series as DLC.
Unhinged vibes Then we wonder why things are so wild now,often world had to experience all these terrible forms of media I’m convinced it a form of BrainRot
Honestly, the DC and MK game hit its target audience. When me and my buddies were little kids we absolutely loved it lol. It was so stupid that it was awesome lmao.
You know your mind, who you were vs who you are; respect! Some can't get past their nostalgia to find fault with past loves. It's better to remember those times & realize we embraced that stanky jank bc we didn't know any better.👍👍
Want to print money with a Fast and Furious game? Make it like Burnout 3/Paradise. Have an open world where you complete story missions, but also have seprate modes like crash mode etc.
I only know about him second hand from OneyPlays and their excessively nasal impression of avgn, maybe not funny to everyone but it does make me laugh everytime
That Nathan Morgan content was TOP TIER 😂 when Falcon revealed that the game is about an hour long I nearly did a spit take. Thanks for the laughs gameranx!
Some of these games leave me with the impression that the creator couldn't cut it as a filmmaker, so they resigned themselves to game development, which also meant they burnt through their therapist budget so they incorporated all their angst and depression into a brooding lead protagonist.
If they made that Dinner Date game with controls like Surgeon Simulator that could actually be a hilarious game, but they also would have to add your date as an NPC 😂
I have to say you've made my morning Falcon. Gameranx videos are my go to for my morning commute to work. I haven't laughed so hard while driving. I am SURE i look like a maniac to everyone i pass. 😂
I'm honestly surprised there isn't a good Fast & Furious game. It's GTA, G.I Joe, and Avengers (kinda, and you can't prove me wrong) all wrapped into one, so everything you need for a banger is there. So baffling. 😂
I think there should be some mention of Injustice: Gods Among Us while talking about MK vs DC. It was a really solid fighint game that came later and it even had some Mortal Kombat characters that fit in.
@@Telsun78Facts! My friend and I always play injustice if they have it at the arcade. I’m glad they included Mortal Kombat characters I was so happy when I got scorpion’s game card. 😂
MK VS DC will always get my respect because I played it as a kid and it was fun to my teen brain and because it literally is the reason we got the INJUSTICE franchise.
I guarantee you he hasn't played even half the games he mentions in any of these kinds of lists. I say that because the shit he says about them sometimes is so painfully off the mark and factually inaccurate that the only way you could say it is if you were just reading a script that was written using info some dipshit intern skimmed google to look up.
Falcon I pray you never get exposed for some crazy controversy cause you are one of the few positive CZcamsrs I enjoy and like watching. Please stay a good person. Sincerely, An overwhelmed human
Anthem was painful for me. Boring combat, basic and repetitive mission, awful story, and mediocre loot that all looks and feels the same. It was a proof of concept sold for $60. I don’t know how it doesn’t count as fraud.
I loved anthem. Was excited for 2.0 but then ea dropped it, that was a shady move. I agree it could count as fraud, bc they still selling it in this unfinished state!
I want to nominate Cryosyasis. It's a 2008 Ukrainian game set on a Russian nuclear tanker ship frozen in the artic. You're reliving an old tragedy trying to alter the outcome, as the ship is haunted by the specters of the past. Sounds cool, but you move about 1 foot every 10 seconds, and jump about 3 inches, and platforming is not uncommon throughout. Still a memorable game, but it was dumb and painful to play!
Now see that sounds like it'd be an awesome game if done correctly. It sounds very similar to a game called Return of the Obra Din, which WAS actually well executed. Why bother with half-assed platforming when your story can stand on its own?
The Forza Horizon 2 Fast and Furious game was way better than this one. There wasn’t much to it but it was entertaining for a couple of hours. I’m not even a F&F fan but Ludacris is in the game telling you what to do and I enjoyed it.
ok, wow.... I think that shitty detective game wasn't just voiced by AI, but written, programmed, and produced by AI. I think the only human interaction in its creation was someone slicked the Start button on their screen to make the AI make the game.
Yeah forza horizon 5 is still £50 and that is not a new game but I have noticed it goes on sale for half price sometimes so one of these days I’m gonna get on sale I’m not paying £50 for it 😏
I don’t think Falcon has ever spent this amount of time on a number 10 entry. He REALLY must hate that game
Sounds like his orga s m s don't last 1hr 🥹
There's practically no way the dialogue (and maybe even most of the game itself) isn't AI generated.
Lol agreed
You should listen to him talk about Anthem
Nathan Morgan is the name of his creepy uncle
HOLY SHIT. I studied game design and the dude who made Dinner Date showed up one day to tell about his game, in the Netherlands back in 2010. No way did I ever expect to see it again years later. Memory unlocked
Id be pissed if he was presenting that game to me😂😂😂
That's actually awesome
Did they invite him to show an example of what not to do?
Ok.. so what did he say about the game??
That's pretty funny lol, how was the presentation?
How is the Dutch gaming market right now? I just started working in IT and I would love to work at a gaming company, even though I might need to work on my skillset before I do that
I feel like falcon originally made a 30 minute video on number ten then the rest of the crew convinced him to add another 9 games instead, the hate is real 🤣
😅
He could have given that one it's own video lol
In all fairness, I'd be up to listen Falcon tear this game appart for thirty minutes or even more. This segment was hilarious!^^
Fr that just all felt way too personal for him what he had to say about it. 😂
Agreed
The "you okay lady?" at 30:03 was funnier than it should have been.
Where did they go with that stretcher so fast? It's GONE!
😂😂😂😂
“I know the 2 of them, they’re friends, what happened I don’t believe this.” 🤣 that delivery just kills me. Reminds me of The Room’s “hi doggy” scene.
@@drgonzo123 "I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hi Mark."
😂
I thought for sure Saints Row 2022 would be on this list.
Then I saw the first entry and realized we were in a realm far beyond what Saints Row could hope to achieve
Saint's Row 2022 wasn't horrendous. It was painfully goofy and cringe. This list is about games that should never have seen the light of day. I can't believe The Quiet Man wasn't mentioned.
@@williamyoung9401there is some fun to be had in the game but you just have to turn off your brain
@@williamyoung9401SR2022 has massive bugs throughout the game. What are you talking about?
@@williamyoung9401 they've mentioned it before in similar lists
@@williamyoung9401 what you are describing is saints row after it became popular.
1 and 2 were great games, in some ways, better than modern GTA games. sure GTA is beter.
but the customization, the characters, the depth,
i felt more involved in saints rows story than any GTA story...great games.
then 3 came out and started doing some reboot computer virus gameplay shit.
Nathan Morgan got the combined powers of Nathan Drake and Arthur Morgan ....
What a chad
😂👍
But can’t climb
every character looks like that gen z skit on tiktok 😂😂
Unfortunately, it was a messed up fusion dance, and so he got all the drawbacks and none of the strengths.
@@akl2k7 indeed
"I don't want to hear about orgasms".
Spoken like a true gamer. 😂
yess
This is some of Falcon's best work lmao
You can feel his hate in every spoken word
He is getting more visceral as the years go on, isn't he? 🦅 (You should complain to Google there isn't a Falcon emote)
agreed his best video imo
As someone who knows english as my second language I thought I lost my ability to understand English when I heard the dialogues in the first game lmao 😂
English is my primary language, and I felt the same way. 😆
As an English speaker I too can confirm that was indeed nonsense to the ears. 😂
That the kinda stuff you play to make a room of professors fall over.
"a weirdly-proportioned slab of meat" this is the kind of premium writing I come here for. Please, Falcon, keep going as you do.
*proportioned
@@doodwhathow Oh apparently I just misheard, I already thought it sounded weird lmao
Weird thing is, he looks like a cheaply modeled Sebastian Stan...
MK vs DC Universe was fun. It also revitalized the MK series and gave birth to the Injustice series where they have cameos from the other universe. Joker was in MK11 and Subzero, Scorpion, and Raiden were in the Injustice series as DLC.
Facts. This game was literally so fun. Underrated
@@turnerlee6602Yeah, I don't understand why this is on here and not the Saints Row reboot.
At first i thought you meant injustice comics until looked twice at "dlc" 😂
Falcon just absolutely demolishing games i haven’t even heard of brings me joy 🤣
Fr. I would watch a whole series of him being forced to play and then destroy bad games. 💀
"You okay lady" was pure gold... And then the rest of the scene played out.. Holy ishh lllolol
That description of the two playable characters in fast and the furious had me laughing.
"One hates technology...the other...get this, likes it" 😅
The head flying out the window was some wild shit😭😭
Unhinged vibes
Then we wonder why things are so wild now,often world had to experience all these terrible forms of media
I’m convinced it a form of BrainRot
This collection was soooo nice to chuckle to. The frustration on Falcon's voice on #10 cracks me up. 🤣
Fr that sounded so personal to him lol
@@DubberRucks Yeah you could sense his blood pressure rising with that one.
gameranx top10 is my cup of tea before bed time
Found the Australian! Or something
Dude it’s 17:50. Far from bedtime
@SuperNovaHeights you're either stupid or aren't witty enough to make a decent joke. Do better
Nothing better thab caffeine before bed
lol this game out at noon my time
"You ok lady?" Got me😂
And that awkward silence after 😆 🤣 😂 man I almost lost it
Genuine lol on that one
Seriously hilarious 🤣🤣
yo, that was wild!! 😂
Honestly, the DC and MK game hit its target audience. When me and my buddies were little kids we absolutely loved it lol. It was so stupid that it was awesome lmao.
You know your mind, who you were vs who you are; respect!
Some can't get past their nostalgia to find fault with past loves. It's better to remember those times & realize we embraced that stanky jank bc we didn't know any better.👍👍
Want to print money with a Fast and Furious game? Make it like Burnout 3/Paradise. Have an open world where you complete story missions, but also have seprate modes like crash mode etc.
I don't even like F&F and I'd play that.
Seemed road rash like to me
My first memory of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is AVGN screaming **WHAT WERE THEY THINKINGGGGGGGGGGG????**
AVGN moment
legendary episode that one
I only know about him second hand from OneyPlays and their excessively nasal impression of avgn, maybe not funny to everyone but it does make me laugh everytime
It's is appropriate that Falcon is presenting this list cause all ten of these games are bird droppings.
It's is, indeed 😊
To be fair falcons voice is just AI
@@SatiricalStocks So is mine. I use a vintage speak n spell.
@@SatiricalStocks is that why he sounds like Will Arnett ?
I like this comment but I took away my like so we can keep it at 117
Lmao at the "This person hates her job and yet needs to remain in the same place to continue doing it.... suspicious."
Can we all take a second to pity gameranx for playing all these games? They really do the unspeakable for our entertainment.
We played so you don’t have to! Lol :)
The bots are in full swing!
If only Nathan Morgan was around to help lol
ikr
😂😂😂
It would be hilarious if the bots stole this comment, too.
At least the Google search engine works. Oh wait...
IM HERE!!! not joking its my actual name
Nathan Morgan, what a legend.
*sells 10 000 copies after this*
"A.I..."
"Shut up, Caboose." -Red vs Blue (R.I.P. Rooster Teeth).
@@williamyoung9401 No no. They don't deserve a RIP. Shit company filled with creeps.
thanks!... It's actually my name
That train in F&F was MOVING
that nathan morgan segment was so long that i thought the whole video was about that one game alone 😂😂
The dialogue in that Nathan Morgan game is the most poetic stuff I’ve ever heard. 🤣
Huge respect to gameranx for going through the pain of playing all these to give us a good video!
Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties triggered my memory of Mad Dog McCree, with the live-action cutscenes of bandits falling over when shot.
That Nathan Morgan content was TOP TIER 😂 when Falcon revealed that the game is about an hour long I nearly did a spit take. Thanks for the laughs gameranx!
In this sense, Dinner Date is not a game, but rather the developer's processing of trauma
I'm almost certain Ride to Hell was made solely to capitalize on the popularity of Sons of Anarchy when it released
Yeah I’ve heard that game is absolute trash
The Angry Joe Show had one of their best episodes reviewing Ride To Hell, lol.
When played it on 360 it was really jittery , now I know the 360 can do alot better .
@williamyoung9401 - glad someone else remembers that review. Gold. Just gold. 🤣
@@williamyoung9401oh my god, the angry joe show, i haven’t heard that in sooooo long. core memory re-unlocked
Some of these games leave me with the impression that the creator couldn't cut it as a filmmaker, so they resigned themselves to game development, which also meant they burnt through their therapist budget so they incorporated all their angst and depression into a brooding lead protagonist.
Crying is not Enough is the Greek Game of the Year awardee of 2018, I believe.
As someone who hasn't played Balan Wonderworld, the most frustrating aspect to me is that it wasn't called Balan Wonderland.
I didn't realise I'd mentally autocorrected it until finding this comment.
Honestly I didn't realize until I read this comment
If they made that Dinner Date game with controls like Surgeon Simulator that could actually be a hilarious game, but they also would have to add your date as an NPC 😂
That game already exists, it's called Table Manners
I have to say you've made my morning Falcon. Gameranx videos are my go to for my morning commute to work. I haven't laughed so hard while driving. I am SURE i look like a maniac to everyone i pass. 😂
The flying head really got me 😀made my day! Thank you.
That was so lazy, like a cut-&-paste of a head graphic lol
Can’t say I was expecting to hear my full government name on today’s gameranx video…
😂 You should sue for slander.
My gaming backlog just got bigger
Are you a Penguinz0 alt account trying to ensure your bad games nights never end?
Thank Gabe for Steam sales! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Masochist! Embrace the suck.
MK vs DC Universe was amazing. Your opinion on that game just made me believe a lot of these other games were pretty good
I feel like with Nathan Morgan: Dilemma. The devs didn't do much thinking or research on how a detective game should be.
ChatGPT could have done a better job. 💀
I'm honestly surprised there isn't a good Fast & Furious game. It's GTA, G.I Joe, and Avengers (kinda, and you can't prove me wrong) all wrapped into one, so everything you need for a banger is there. So baffling. 😂
Yeah, its soo weird that many famous action movies concept barely made it to a game
There is a good F&F game, but it's on PS2 and seems to simply carry the F&F title. Plays more like a Wangan tuner game
falcon started on a warpath with number 10 already
Fr that felt somehow personal and, maybe, a lot shorter rant than they had time for. 😂
Seeious who made those forst 2 games
The way Falcon says "Jake Conway" cracks me tf up 🤣
2:48 The notion of every single character aggressively praising a character that we literally never meet is some unintentionally surreal comedy gold.
I think there should be some mention of Injustice: Gods Among Us while talking about MK vs DC. It was a really solid fighint game that came later and it even had some Mortal Kombat characters that fit in.
We also had Justice League Task force back in '95. Genesis version is playable, SNES version is terrible (much like Shaq Fu).
It was painful to watch this video about these games.. actually playing them has got to be brutal
I love the triple emphasis on Night Trap 😂
'This boy is not normal.'
Simply amazing
This could be a list of every FIFA game.
Or Madden. The Angry Joe Show does the best analysis of that franchise.
Thank you Gameranx for making this list and suffering for our entertainement while making it.
The "I am a mother like a mother is a mother" line took me out
Turns out there's a hidden option to just make Jake piss on the fence which shorts it out and saves about 239 innocent people at the power plant.
I loved Mortal Kombat vs DC 😅😂
It paved the way for the awesome Injustice series and that's something big as well. ^.^
@@Telsun78Facts! My friend and I always play injustice if they have it at the arcade. I’m glad they included Mortal Kombat characters I was so happy when I got scorpion’s game card. 😂
🤦🏾♂️
Now the opposite: 10 Smartest That Were PAINFUL TO PLAY
Falcon, this is officially my favorite video of the year so far. So hilarious. Thanks for taking one for the team on this!!
Let's not forget "The Day Before" from FNTASTIC 🤣
And their excellent apology where they maintained they "never took money from anybody" 🤣 🤦♂️
@@DubberRucks oh you know.... "Shit happens" 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
If superman 64 isn't on this list, it's not valid.
Yeah can’t believe the devs thought that game was good enough to sell
That's a good point.
Wow, what a piece of crap.
But that game wasn’t dumb, just bad. Like ET.
Going though rings as Superman is dumb.
Supes64 is on every other list, so let's just let your comment be it's "Dishonorable Mention" lol
Bro I can tell how much falcon hates the first one 😂😂😂
That game looks lazy af
Nah that shit had me in tears 😭😭
Agreed. I wonder how much was edited out for time because that sounded personal for him 😂
@@DubberRucks fr 😂😂
If there is one way to make me lose interest in a game rapidly, it's a quote from Ayn Rand
Wow, now there’s a hot take on a subject I’ve never pondered.
The splat sound on The Ring: Terrors Realm absolutely killed me 😂
Black Ops 6 is going to have to go pretty hard to top the "Drinking a Glass of Wine" set piece.
TWD Destinies could have been a great game if it was made by a competent developer
I was hoping this video would never end
Ones black ones white... Finally someone not afraid of pointing out the obvious! Great work!
iirc, the book of Balan Wonderworld had the story, whereas the game had the...gameplay.
Yeah it’s a baffling choice to make the in game cutscenes not make sense and require a book to understand what is happening
I've seen a couple of vids on Balan, but I never knew of the book. Was it packaged with the game?
@@favoritemustard3542 don’t think so
This was funny, def do a part 2!
Agreed. What about The Quiet Man?
The number 10 entry is like asking politicians questions.😂
Please do a part 2. Falcon is having a blast with this
lol we’ll give it some consideration :D
MK VS DC will always get my respect because I played it as a kid and it was fun to my teen brain and because it literally is the reason we got the INJUSTICE franchise.
Did I miss Gollum? Guaranteed anyone who played that would swear it's the most painful game ever!
I think we all know how bad Gollum is. These are classic abominations, lol.
"What happened😐? I don't believe this.😐" Classic!!
The art direction and the colorful world of Balen wonder world deserved better.
That game looked pretty good
That "You don't know me!" Line in TWD had some serious Mrs. Pancakes vibes.
I hope Falcon gets paid well to play such crappy games. Thanks for taking one for the team, Birdman!
I guarantee you he hasn't played even half the games he mentions in any of these kinds of lists. I say that because the shit he says about them sometimes is so painfully off the mark and factually inaccurate that the only way you could say it is if you were just reading a script that was written using info some dipshit intern skimmed google to look up.
@Astraeus either that or your butthurt about MK vs DC? Just bc it was mocked a bit doesn't mean it has no merit. 👍
Number 7 has me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the music during "the scene" omfg lmao
Man, Meg and Robert are so lucky to have their friend, Jack, to ask what happened to them!
Yes. MK vs. DC was not great but without it we would not have gotten the Injustice games, which were great.
Full gameranx playthrough of Nathan Morgan when?
Oh no! LOL
Falcon I pray you never get exposed for some crazy controversy cause you are one of the few positive CZcamsrs I enjoy and like watching.
Please stay a good person.
Sincerely,
An overwhelmed human
These are the type of games I love watching livestreamers struggle through.
Anthem was painful for me. Boring combat, basic and repetitive mission, awful story, and mediocre loot that all looks and feels the same. It was a proof of concept sold for $60. I don’t know how it doesn’t count as fraud.
I loved anthem. Was excited for 2.0 but then ea dropped it, that was a shady move. I agree it could count as fraud, bc they still selling it in this unfinished state!
20:15 looking at that head with that song playing gotta be one funniest things I've seen in a game
Blue Stinger was fun as hell. One of my favourite games of all time. Fight me
It would be the funniest thing ever if Dinner Date was made in the Godot engine
I want to nominate Cryosyasis. It's a 2008 Ukrainian game set on a Russian nuclear tanker ship frozen in the artic. You're reliving an old tragedy trying to alter the outcome, as the ship is haunted by the specters of the past. Sounds cool, but you move about 1 foot every 10 seconds, and jump about 3 inches, and platforming is not uncommon throughout.
Still a memorable game, but it was dumb and painful to play!
Now see that sounds like it'd be an awesome game if done correctly. It sounds very similar to a game called Return of the Obra Din, which WAS actually well executed. Why bother with half-assed platforming when your story can stand on its own?
Hey Gameranx. What music do you use for these lists? I've always been curious.
Hey
without Plumbers Don't Wear Ties we never would have got some amazing videos like mega64
This is one of the best gameranx videos I've seen in a long time. And #10 looks like a masterpiece. You can tell that Falcon absolutely loved it.
In Nathan Morgan;The female dialog sounds like something that would come from Kamala Harris.😂😂😂😂
I dont like her either but when has she admitted to getting phantom 💦
LMAO
Hahaha
Huh?
Rent free. Poor little guy
8 minuets in and I realize that falcon is starting to sound like I do about all the new games coming out.
The Forza Horizon 2 Fast and Furious game was way better than this one. There wasn’t much to it but it was entertaining for a couple of hours. I’m not even a F&F fan but Ludacris is in the game telling you what to do and I enjoyed it.
ok, wow.... I think that shitty detective game wasn't just voiced by AI, but written, programmed, and produced by AI. I think the only human interaction in its creation was someone slicked the Start button on their screen to make the AI make the game.
Falcon I wish games were not so expensive at launch like call of duty
There is a solution too that: dont buy call of duty
@@Windwalker88or any other game
@@hfhjfx steam has great discounts for entire game series. Recently bought all arkham games for 10 bucks. So i dont think gaming has to be expensive
@@Windwalker88that’s because those games are 10 years old lmao
Yeah forza horizon 5 is still £50 and that is not a new game but I have noticed it goes on sale for half price sometimes so one of these days I’m gonna get on sale I’m not paying £50 for it 😏
Hearing Falcon laugh like that at 1:50 made my day. Thank you :)
Thanks for watching! :)
Hey Falcon
Hey
duk bro
@@strider029 ayy my lost brother 😭😭 where were you i thought I lost you in Niagara falls 😭😭😭
Falcon For President!!
Second that
Third that