One time when I was at my girls house and eating with her family. she said "daddy please pass the ketchup" then me her dad her brother and my dad reached for the ketchup. Most awkward family reunion ever.
My dad’s a pastor and at his first funeral a woman sang Amazing Grace. After the funeral my dad walked up the the woman to compliment her singing. I kid you not he said, “You really knocked ‘em dead in there”
Btw it was actually Lavoisier who did the blinking experiment after getting his head cut off. The poor man, the most innocent victim of the french revolution, he was just a scientist who dedicated his life to making the world a better place, he never oppressed anyone or exercised any political power, and they killed him because he had a title as a descendant of nobility.
@@TherealDanielleNelson Yeah, she died because of covid and i cant believe there still someone who didnt believe that virus is real. Even now my aunt is also in ICU because of that covid
0:58 It’s literally the opposite at my grandma’s house- She sells scarves and stuff and used mannequins. I swear her mannequins are possessed or something though-
Jasper: Its not weird to screw a pillow. Metal Jasper: Yes it is. Dark Jasper: You screwed your sister's pillow, so i screwed your pillow Jasper. Demonic Autumn: BRUH YOU LITERALLY F♤CKED A OBJECT
Worst thing to say at a funeral. How about if the deceased's boss gives the eulogy, and ends the speech by mentioning that an opening had just opened up, if anyone was searching for employment.
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My rapper name is "lil we don't actually know what you caught so we're just gonna be extremely vague and unhelpful, then send you home with a $5k bill"
12:50
You can hear the Wilhelm scream for a split second when David laughs
I heard it
Yeah
Thank you for making my day better dude, my day's been pretty good, but that was a nice cherry on top
@@James.D.B. wholesome
Immediately scrolled through the comments after I heard it to see if I am the only one lol
Fun fact:
People exist and most have a chance of dying at any given moment
Then why haven't I died yet? /hj
Yooo true
@@tuesdaywithanh because you exist to suffer.
Keyword: most.
Who’s apart of the few that cant die?
@@khiemtrinh8330 lobster
The human skin thing looks like a very cursed minecraft block
It’s use is like quick sand
Ew ew ew ew its disgusting
It looks like a grass block with veins
@@user-ip6jt5dy5z u are home now
*NOM*
Ep 9 of describing the sub Reddit in two sentences or less:
r/cursedcomments 2- people hiding their dirty behavior online
Pretty much
I got my bottle ready.
only 2 ? i thought it was more than 2 lol
@@springtrap8434 it was only because i started it a lot after
0:00 as an italian, i can confirm that is true
Stessa cosa amico
Quella non è MAI una lasagna
Fun fact: butterfly knives are called balisongs
I knew this one
People didn’t know this?
Yes
Yes
As a daily flipper, i know this one.
"What are you? Some kind of weirdo?" is David's catchphrase
I love this guy's voice over anyone who speaks for this channel
I prefer zach honesty
@@sarahsmith9832 i love Zach too.
Wtf is your pfp
@@friendlyghost1651 pure love
One time when I was at my girls house and eating with her family. she said "daddy please pass the ketchup" then me her dad her brother and my dad reached for the ketchup. Most awkward family reunion ever.
r/holup
R/cursed comments
r/Thathappend
@@smirglepapier531 damn how'd you know I was gay and single?
@@badatgaming9905 how did you know that I knew?
Drinking game:
Every time he says
"What are you, some kind of weirdo?"
im so drunk
Yes I too love alcohol poisoning
@@theunknown7683 I am sorry to inform you, but I have D҉i҈̂e̺͆d҉ l҈o҈̂l҉
Wait @@axie8074 IS DEAD?!?!
ƃod ʇusɐʍ
@@lorenasousa8643 tell me what this says: ጎ ርልክፕ ዪቿልዕ ጎፕ ረዐረ
You know its a good video when it's either Cougar, Zach, or David
My dad’s a pastor and at his first funeral a woman sang Amazing Grace. After the funeral my dad walked up the the woman to compliment her singing. I kid you not he said, “You really knocked ‘em dead in there”
The way he says "What are you, some kind of weirdo" makes me smile every time
Btw it was actually Lavoisier who did the blinking experiment after getting his head cut off. The poor man, the most innocent victim of the french revolution, he was just a scientist who dedicated his life to making the world a better place, he never oppressed anyone or exercised any political power, and they killed him because he had a title as a descendant of nobility.
clone wars fans when narrator pronounced Ashoka wrong: don't do it he's not worth it
I’m going to make the children’s deaths look like a phone battery dying if he does this again
Another bad thing to say at a funeral could be: “For my next trick I will cut this box in half!”
Dude what, my grandmother literally died today like 12 hours ago and the thumbnail....
I'm sorry.
@@TherealDanielleNelson Yeah, she died because of covid and i cant believe there still someone who didnt believe that virus is real. Even now my aunt is also in ICU because of that covid
@@fachri17 I am so sorry. I really hope you aunt gets better.
@@TherealDanielleNelson Thank you, stay safe my guy
i am so sorry for your loss :( and i wish you and your family the best :) (and i hope your aunt gets better
0:58
It’s literally the opposite at my grandma’s house-
She sells scarves and stuff and used mannequins.
I swear her mannequins are possessed or something though-
12:50 Why did that laugh sound like a Wilhelm Scream?
4:06 Lincoln was one of the only open minded presidents we’ve ever had.
And Biden (this joke will be funnier in a few weeks ;)
@@HeHe-cr2nx uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@HeHe-cr2nx do it and vice president 2
11:41 people below 0.5 can't even get food in their mount so it's no wonder they have the lowest addiction rate.
0:12
Key word:
M O S T
12:50 bruh his laughter sounds like a cut off wilhelm scream
Oh the wheeze and pitch was perfect, it is exactly like that overused movie scream effect.
Fun fact: tomatoes are berries
So are pineapples
So are bananas
Hmmm
But strawberries aren’t
And avocados are But strawberries aren’t
Ah yes the narrator that bakes happiness
6:08
Me, looking at the "Dinosauroids": Bro, these guys are just the Sleestak from Land of the Lost!
The worst thing to say at a funeral is and I could’ve helped too
"Your rap name is lil + the last reason you were in the hospital"
Lil appendicitis
Lil Migraine kinda hits tho
lil athletes foot here 😎
being serious now, it would be Lil Fever
Lil Nasal surgery
Lil Fractured Wrist Bone
10:19
I never even noticed the plunger until the meme pointed it out.
Jasper: Its not weird to screw a pillow.
Metal Jasper: Yes it is.
Dark Jasper: You screwed your sister's pillow, so i screwed your pillow Jasper.
Demonic Autumn: BRUH YOU LITERALLY F♤CKED A OBJECT
Yay
David is back
That deserves a HOOPLA
HOOPLA
HOOPLA
HOOPLA
HOOPLA
HOOPLA
3:02 :3 Million instead of 30 Million Friends
3:05 :300 Million instead of 30 Million Friends
0:28 technoblade does worse to those orphans
Hahahaa yes lol
Officer, I dropped kicked that child in self defense-
“Your rap name is lil + the last reason you were in a hospital”
Lil ear infection
How did you read “30 million” as 300 million and 3 million but never 30 million...
Three thumbs up!
Chernobyl: Hold my radiation leak.
“Your rap name is “lil”+ the last reason you were in the hospital”
Ayo it’s ya boi lil blister
Lil knee caps
@@Pito_wango69 I didn’t go to hospital for this but
*L I L B R A I N T U M O R*
lil flu
lil vaccine
lil ear infection
8:51 I SAW A KID THAT WAS PROBABLY 7 WEARING THIS HOODIE AND SHORTS.
SHE WAS WITH HER DAD AND I DONT THINK SHE KNOWS WHAT IT WAS
Lil "Fell out of the chair drunk and hurt my back so bad I Couldn't get up"
6:12 - There's an episode of Star Trek where this exact thing already happened.
I love that the editor pushed the balloon man meme downwards while transition like exactly how it was described in the meme
6:18 It's confirmed boys, he's a fellow furry
"I can send you my wedding video."
The most blursed comment ever.
6:31 It's important to note that in this picture, Ahsoka is 12 years old
5:24 it’s literally halfway through 2021. This was posted today. Your reaction shouldn’t be believing that
Woah Woah Woah MOST of their skin doesn't look like that. Does that mean some Italians do have lasagna skin
02:59 lol did anyone notice that the top portion David said 3 million but at the bottom one he said 300 million
that wilhelm scream you snuck into the video. i heard it xD
OMORI approves
6:42 ah yes my favourite Star Wars character ESAKA
Dude make a t shirt saying "what are you some kind of weirdo?!"
this channel is a fever dream the second time you watch one of their videos
6:42 asaka
0:09 "most" of their skin doesn't look like that
For the 30mil dollars vs 30mil friends, man said 3mil vs 3mil then said 300mil friends and ask them to give me a dollar lmao
3:02 goes from 3 mil (actually 30 mil) to 300 million (actually 30 mil)
Worst thing to say at a funeral. How about if the deceased's boss gives the eulogy, and ends the speech by mentioning that an opening had just opened up, if anyone was searching for employment.
The orphans one got me
Fun Fact: Writing "fun fact" before a comment will make people read the whole thing.
The way he pronounces Ahsoka
6:40 Does anyone else gets triggered by the Way he says Ahsoka?
HE MISPRONOUNCED IT!!!!!!!
Yes!
Asaka
@@umbra6771 Arisaka
Yeah
1:37
PLEASE I'M GUILTY OF THAT BELIEF UNTIL I WAS NINE 😭
Edit: 12:40 AYO LIL BLADDER PROBLEMS HERE LMFAOOOOO
0:08 “most of there skin isn’t like that” most most M O S T
0:10
I like how he says "most of their skin" which implies some do look like that xD
I noticed that too
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See this is how trama starts
4:37 Heartgasm
2:29 does that mean he can be 72% crucified?
I'm Italian and my skin looks exactly like that voice a little extra Parmesan
11:00 we had a volleyball tournament and he would do this whenever he hit the ball and it would catch them off guard and his team won
:--------------). You have been visited by something like this reply to be spared
6:42 Asakka. ASAKKA?!
I feel like the beginning of the video is a more of a r/whoosh moment.
What’s the worst thing to say at a funeral? Not a unboxing video but uh….
*welcome to my mukbang*
8:22 It's actually playing M I N E C R A F T
Lil grandma tripped down the stairs and broke her hip
12:35 killed me 😂
My rapper name is "lil we don't actually know what you caught so we're just gonna be extremely vague and unhelpful, then send you home with a $5k bill"
1:22 that monster on the right side is duchess from monsters home for imaginary friends
"What are you, some kind of weirdo?" timestamp(s): 5:15 6:22
Thanks
The thumbnail got me 💀
“Most of the Italians don’t look like that” ahah so there are some?
"your rap name is lil + your last hospital"
so im lil stitches?
12:39
I-
...
**Inhales in Miu Iruma**
YOU LYIN' LIL' ABORTION!
2:39
A sacrifice must be made...
"HEY guys it's me, Coyote Peterson-"
Me when watching this: what the f*ck has my life come to
2:38 upgrades people, upgrades
7:48 I knew this. This is kinda weird, funny(10%) and mortifiying at the same time
Why did I get an ad about a man getting shot right after he said jesus
15:01
Simple, stare in to the casket and say: "Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey. "
12:50
does your laugh contain part of a Wilhelm scream?
because i heard part of a Wilhelm scream
David the baker: hi I'm David the baker and welcome back to cursed comments where things are about to get a little cursed
Me: that's..... why im here
"Your rapper name is lil and why you were in the hospital last"
" Lil dad died"
Me: lil dad has covid
Guy: lil + last reason you were in the hospital
Me: Lil nose surgery
5:16 when he said “who are you” a menulog ad came up with snoop Dogg spelling it out. Guess I’m now menulog.
Let's see. Was Abraham Lincoln ever a weapon X? Deadpool grossed more than Lincoln. Ryan Reynolds got shirtless in Deadpool. Screw Lincoln.🐱👤🔪
Guy: because he's about to turn into a chicken nugget me: don't you mean duck nugget?
12:35
"Lil Coke Tab".
I accidentally swallowed a coke tab.... I've learned to not slip em into the can as I'm drinking...
" lil lil sis cut her hand open playing with a utility knife and a monster can"
12:20
upgrade chicken.zip?
you chose y e s
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Lmao I just realized this was 10 minutes ago so I’m getting a Clorox ad
Instead of a molotov cocktail I thought he would've said a Corona