How exactly do all of these clip makers fail to understand how a joke works - a situation, a build-up, and a resolution? It's not exactly rocket science, is it? So, you bunch of morons just randomly pluck parts of different jokes out of context, and expect them to be funny. You truly do not comprehend the first goddamn thing about comedy, do you? Also: farts.
@@laurenpennell7642 I don’t want to sound insensitive because I always support John but when I read “coke” just now, even though I know what you mean, I got very confused for some reason
imagine being a goose, vibing, and you are ran at by the least intimidating man on the planet. you run away, knowing this will pay off later and he will look like a damn fool.
the one dislike is tyler. he’s salty bc john did nothing when he got pushed off the bench edit: thx for the likes! also plz excuse my mistake, tyler was in fact on the seesaw omg thx for all the likes besties 😌
@@oliviagrace6914 hey that’s a little disrespectful to other people’s religions!! i’m a Christian too so i totally get that you had good intentions, but pushing our faith on other people is never the right way to go!!
@@nickwooden5661 disrespecting someone else’s religion is never okay!! i get that they were forcing Christianity on other people, but being disrespectful right back doesn’t solve anything!!
@@cbh4166 my point is, he said he would die popping pills, which he admitted here he “loves to do”, alcohol is a drug as well, either way, he made a joke about dying by pills while he was maintaining sobriety and then recently relapsed on I believe a drug and alcohol addiction
@@cbh4166 I’m not infantizing his issues at all, no one is holding him accountable for his actions except him, people, like me, love him as a person & wish him the best and it concerns people that love him as fans to see him struggling with an addiction he has been extremely open about. You asked a question, and I explained it. It’s completely natural to want someone you admire or look up to to get better. No one is blaming him for relapsing, we are all simply rooting for him to get better. As someone studying to be a psychologist, I would argue that turning your back emotionally on someone in the middle of their fight with addiction and not letting them know they are loved and that people are rooting for them could be detrimental as well.
You KNOW you're a huge fan of John Mulaney when he says he was two seats away from the guy who plays Jamie Lannister and go "Oh my god...the actor who visited my school once sat two seats away from JOHN MULANEYYYY??"
Fun fact: a goose really only uses scare tactics to keep predators away, they don’t have much strength. However, swans do the same thing but they actually have the strength that the geese only pretend they have
I've fought dozens and dozens of geese and swans. You have no idea. Geese will drag you back to their torture dungeon and have their way. Swans beat you in the street, sure... but I'd rather take that over wondering when they'll take my handcuffed wrists off the scalding radiator. What they whisper in your ear as you beg for death is truly the worst part.
God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we may live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering! God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you! Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕
@Fisrtname lastname I’ll lead this off by saying it’s stupid when ppl post these “CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY” Things in comment sections lol. No one is gonna convert bc some dude put scriptures in a yt comment section on a John Mulany video. But to answer your question, the idea is, when you truly believe in and put your faith in Jesus, then you will slowly be changed to no longer WANT to sin. You will be convicted of your sin (and sin which is basically any wrongdoing against God, it’s hard to explain but basically God is holy, perfect, and since we have free will, we end up going against what God says is right). Even though we’re convicted of our sin and slowly grow (through prayer and reading and having a relationship with God) to be more holy, we will still fail at being holy and perfect all the time, which is when Gods mercy comes in, Jesus has basically PRE-forgiven us for our sins. And so when we fail at trying to be like Christ, we can repent (say we’re are sorry and work to change and grow) of our sin to God, and then continue to try to grow and be more holy. It’s a cycle that goes on and on. And no one is ever perfect. Ok that’s all I hope that answers your question at least a little. I know your comment is like 2 months old but hopefully you see this. Have a good day! Also believe whatever you want, but I think what I believe is right lol
part 2 here: czcams.com/video/6MpAKHfdoPI/video.html
You're doing god's work.
How exactly do all of these clip makers fail to understand how a joke works - a situation, a build-up, and a resolution? It's not exactly rocket science, is it? So, you bunch of morons just randomly pluck parts of different jokes out of context, and expect them to be funny. You truly do not comprehend the first goddamn thing about comedy, do you?
Also: farts.
this tall child has very interesting thoughts. it's sad that he's going through such a hard time now. hope he gets better soon.
what is he going thru ?
@@Cheesyfries13 he’s in rehab for coke & alcohol addiction
@@laurenpennell7642 I don’t want to sound insensitive because I always support John but when I read “coke” just now, even though I know what you mean, I got very confused for some reason
@@chelseydolbec4043 HAHAHA i get it- sometimes i read it and i’m like “the drink? no...”
tall child asian american woman was so talented.
my therapist : bearded mulaney isnt real he cant hurt you
bearded mulaney: dO yOU gEt ME?
Bearded mulaney is my sleep paralysis demon
Really
he looks like someone tried to make him a winchester
7:54, for reference.
please that was a whole jump scare
you expect more of a swan cause its more cosmopolitan sent me
it’s an amazing testament to his improv skills because it was in response to stephen-meaning he hadn’t prepped it... amazing ! *chefs kiss*
@@christinacannilla9631 I choose to believe that's a thought that was already so self evident to him that it didnt even feel like an observation
one of my favorite underrated John moments
Absolutely
Everyone need to have a night where they find John mulany clips online and binge watch him for hours on end
Followed by a Bill Hader night
Love your pfp, is that thursday porridge?
@@sensen4161 yes it is!
Currently on it :]
Ironically, the person who least needs a binge is John Mulaney.
John Mulaney with a beard looks like the third property brother
Omg your icon just sent me straight to tumblr! I used to love those comics! What were they called again?
NOOOO YOURE SO RIGHT
some of these i haven’t seen (mostly bc i hate talk shows) and of course they’re all amazing
i literally only watch talk shows with him because he’s so funny all the time
Thanks dear
@@jonhmulaney119 I know you're not really him but...
*I love you.*
I love John but is it enough to sit through Jimmy Fallon?
@@libertymorgan2129 yes.
I love how John speaks like he’s 80 years old but also 13yrs old
Bearded John scares me
he looks too much like a property brother
@@sarah.solberg propertycest but triplets
imagine being a goose, vibing, and you are ran at by the least intimidating man on the planet. you run away, knowing this will pay off later and he will look like a damn fool.
the one dislike is tyler. he’s salty bc john did nothing when he got pushed off the bench
edit: thx for the likes! also plz excuse my mistake, tyler was in fact on the seesaw
omg thx for all the likes besties 😌
The second dislike is JJ Bittenbinder
Tyler was pushed off the seesaw. John was sitting over on the bench.
the other 8 are people he took money from when he was in a blackout
@@oliviashearer oh im sorry. plz excuse my mistake(sincerely not sarcastically. its hard to convey emotion through a screen)
"you'd expect more from the swan because its more cosmopolitan" PLS
'Second biggest surprise of your life'
God damn that's a funny thing to say to OJ Simpson's prosecutor.
don’t take God’s Name in vain or swear! 🥰
@@oliviagrace6914 most people stop believing in fairy tales after childhood.
@@oliviagrace6914 hey that’s a little disrespectful to other people’s religions!! i’m a Christian too so i totally get that you had good intentions, but pushing our faith on other people is never the right way to go!!
@@nickwooden5661 disrespecting someone else’s religion is never okay!! i get that they were forcing Christianity on other people, but being disrespectful right back doesn’t solve anything!!
@@carrington9470 Bad mouthing religion isn't that bad of a thing to do, all in all. The entire area of thought is misguided at best.
always love the film independent spirit awards when they just straight up start naming names it was amazing
that is one strong, proud, asian-american woman right there
i'm 13 seconds in and already know this video is gonna be great you have immaculate taste
mwah
i misread it & thought u were just stating that ur 13
@@user-ym5uu7fr9e I DID TOO LMAO
they’re lesbians, i know
oof the suicide one hits different now
what?
@@cbh4166 he said he loves taking pills when he was about 15+ years clean, then he recently relapses on his drug addiction
@@cbh4166 well said
@@cbh4166 my point is, he said he would die popping pills, which he admitted here he “loves to do”, alcohol is a drug as well, either way, he made a joke about dying by pills while he was maintaining sobriety and then recently relapsed on I believe a drug and alcohol addiction
@@cbh4166 I’m not infantizing his issues at all, no one is holding him accountable for his actions except him, people, like me, love him as a person & wish him the best and it concerns people that love him as fans to see him struggling with an addiction he has been extremely open about. You asked a question, and I explained it. It’s completely natural to want someone you admire or look up to to get better. No one is blaming him for relapsing, we are all simply rooting for him to get better. As someone studying to be a psychologist, I would argue that turning your back emotionally on someone in the middle of their fight with addiction and not letting them know they are loved and that people are rooting for them could be detrimental as well.
tAKE me for SUPAMARKET SUSHI or LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE
john mulaney talking about skin care made my life
Easy! Eaaasy!
I thought Id seen every mulaney clip out there...then I watched this
His little gasp at 7:04 is cute 🥰🥰 Hope he’s doing okay
You KNOW you're a huge fan of John Mulaney when he says he was two seats away from the guy who plays Jamie Lannister and go "Oh my god...the actor who visited my school once sat two seats away from JOHN MULANEYYYY??"
. Bs™ !'
"-raises hand looking at mom and says calmly- they're lesbians, i know" - John Mulaney
“You’re about to get the second biggest surprise of your life” KILLS ME
WHY DOES BEARDED JOHN MULANEY REMIND ME OF FREDDIE FROM ICARLY PLEASE
bearded mulaney looks like a property brother
These are so good omg
7:55 I thought he was one of the property brothers for a sec lmao
Mulaney's Richard Kimble bit was incredible. Look that shit up y'all!! YOU SWITCHED THE SAMPLES!!
1:26 not me realizing Bill Hader and John Mulaney were in the same room together and I love both of them-
Bearded John Mulaney is the fourth property brother
John mulaney with a beard weirdly looks like Robert Pattinson
GUYS OMG HE SAID IN ONE OF HIS SETS HE WOULD NEVER SAY “CHECK THIS OUT” _YET HE DID AT __3:38_
Thank you SO much for putting these together, haven't seen a lot of them before!! ❤❤❤
He's thr funniest man in notth america.
Wanna try again bud?
@@rachelfriedman3116 I did my best and failed. I think we should all just move on from here.
This encounter is so funny to me thank u
Wonderful job everybody
I think about John telling Nick to shut up way more than I care up admit.
why there's no subtitles for this masterpiece pls i need them i can't fully understand him sometimes he speaks very fast xd but surprisingly clearly
Hope youre doin ok John!
Fun fact: a goose really only uses scare tactics to keep predators away, they don’t have much strength. However, swans do the same thing but they actually have the strength that the geese only pretend they have
I've fought dozens and dozens of geese and swans. You have no idea. Geese will drag you back to their torture dungeon and have their way. Swans beat you in the street, sure... but I'd rather take that over wondering when they'll take my handcuffed wrists off the scalding radiator. What they whisper in your ear as you beg for death is truly the worst part.
You can tell Nick Kroll really thinks John is hilarious.
cant believe george st geegland invented the dice roll
It's weird seeing him with a beard because it looks like he stole the bottom half of someone else's face
HELPPP
7:42 is hard to hear now
I love this so much!
I am from now on calling Mistletoe “perverted garnish”
0:59 IS THAT BILL HADER?!
yes
Is that Dean Cain?
@@kelsiejackson372 i LOVE that i understood that reference 😆😆😆
I love this man
JUST FOUND OUT HIM AND ANNA ARE DIVORCING. I AM GOING TO SOB I HOPE BOTH OF THEM ARE DOING OKAY I WISH THEM THE ABSOLUTE BEST
The irony that I just got a Delta airlines gift card ad on this video 😂😂
“but you expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan” LMAO WHAT💀💀
Swans are SO cosmopolitan
Damn. I love you John Mulaney.
bearded mulaney is on something else
I'm so sad Bill Hader is not the Oh Hello guest in the Netflix special
ok concept. john mulaney and hank green ?
i agree wholeheartedly.
7:55 is so funny 😭
2:13 is that casually Blake Griffin sitting next to John?
“the second biggest surprise in ya life!”
“There’s three :)”
What’s the show at 1:55?
WHOA! that tall child has quite the beard!
Does anyone know what the black and white video is from? I’ve never seen it before!
It’s an interview from a channel call “the off camera show” I think there’s a few of John on there.
Hope this helped.
How are you doing
Where is the interview with the moustache fella? They seem to be having an amazing conversation
you'll have to be more specific, there are several mustaches featured here
@@cbh4166 I'm an idiot. It's not even just a moustache. 6:05
@@christopherstetzel6375 czcams.com/video/zZWKDqBJLLY/video.html
Is that why jay is forty and rich when hes goin down on his bathmat??
Bodega hive 💪🏾💪🏾
what interview is this?? also f ezra 11:15
do u remember what videos these are from? i know some but not others.
if you give me timestamps I can tell you
@@cbh4166 By any chance do you know what 7:42 is from?
@@bemorechillok4547 I asked the same thing and someone answered me! It's from an episode of Kroll Show but I wasn't able to find the episode
@@mackenzie7517 Ok, thank you! I’ll let you know if I find it
@@cbh4166 what show are the parts from 4:48 and 9:12 ? I cant find them anywhere-thanks
7:56 to 8:59 watch in 1.75 playback speed-
Does anyone know where 7:42 is from?
an episode of kroll show
czcams.com/video/XFZdRM1YTro/video.html
10:30
Okay but wouldn't Nick Kroll and John mulaney smoking pot make such an interesting big mouth episode
the way i got terrified that i commented this when i know nothing of big mouth all cause we have the same pfp lol
@@Racoonsystem LMAOOO great minds have alike pfps ig :)
Who is he with at 6:05?
So sorry to keep you waiting! That is the amazing Paul F. Tompkins. He hosted an interview show called Speakeasy, that I cannot recommend enough 👌
John Mulaney. Beard. What.
Drugs are a helluva drug
Why does John Mulaney with a beard look like the 3rd property brother
he looks like a property brother when he's got the beard
wait I want to know the creams
Guys he’s Better Than Ezra
Bro... EQ your sound. lol
Is it just me... Or does this guy have very feminine hips?
Fallon is unbearable
in a good way or a bad way
he really is
@@jamie1788 how do you be unbearable in a good way?
Idk, I think he is okay, he just has a different sense of humour
He seems like a very nice guy, but he just doesn't hit the mark for me comedy wise
James Corden is so bad at his job.
John mulaney reminds me of a less funny teenage version of myself, wish I didn't lose all my self confidence at 18, maybe I'd be famous too.
Get out there buddy and get it back.
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God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we may live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering! God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you! Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕
If Jesus died for our sons isn't it ok to sin now?
@Fisrtname lastname I’ll lead this off by saying it’s stupid when ppl post these “CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY” Things in comment sections lol. No one is gonna convert bc some dude put scriptures in a yt comment section on a John Mulany video.
But to answer your question, the idea is, when you truly believe in and put your faith in Jesus, then you will slowly be changed to no longer WANT to sin. You will be convicted of your sin (and sin which is basically any wrongdoing against God, it’s hard to explain but basically God is holy, perfect, and since we have free will, we end up going against what God says is right). Even though we’re convicted of our sin and slowly grow (through prayer and reading and having a relationship with God) to be more holy, we will still fail at being holy and perfect all the time, which is when Gods mercy comes in, Jesus has basically PRE-forgiven us for our sins. And so when we fail at trying to be like Christ, we can repent (say we’re are sorry and work to change and grow) of our sin to God, and then continue to try to grow and be more holy. It’s a cycle that goes on and on. And no one is ever perfect.
Ok that’s all I hope that answers your question at least a little. I know your comment is like 2 months old but hopefully you see this.
Have a good day! Also believe whatever you want, but I think what I believe is right lol