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It isn't her job, is is her volunteer work. Statistics show she gets paid less than rentacops. The only reason she is taking it so seriously is she gets off on the power of it. This is why chick had to get a reminder that a nearly 2 ton car is stronger than her stupid sign. That will teach her. Bench.
@@trollking6315well if America had decent car culture, drivers would've known that pedestrians have the right of way there and they wouldn't have been needed.
Bullshit. Tell that to the 60 year old Karen that just spent nearly 2 mins screaming at me because I approached her slightly faster than a snails pace. Crossing guards are like the TSA and rentacops, you think you have power. You dont. Cars > your stupid sign.
Ya know what would be really fucked up? If some1 just took like a white screen, and had the outline of a huge spider just walk onto it. Would scare the shit out of any1 on their phone in bed
“Stay off the crack Pendejo” had me rolling lmaoo 😂😂😅❤😊❤
I fucking know, right?! AHAHA 😂😂😂
@@Polemicist_ lmao
*Replies with monkey noises*
The conga line is what got me
Hahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
If I don't dream these "proceed, stop " i am not sleeping 💀💀
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Your 1000th like
Lol 😂😂😅😅
If this woman doesn’t show up at my funeral I will not die
If she shows up on the way to your funeral then you won’t make it to your funeral
@@lepepperoni3369 bro that's a dude
@@imjustafish9802 true
you CAN'T die*
@@lepepperoni3369 9 I have 0e
"STOP how's it going ninos "Be quiet now" STAY IN SCHOOL"😂😂Had me DYINGG😂😂😂
fr😂 me too
She said pendejo
@@user-cq8le1lc3pno lol
Matthew: Runs over the guard
The Guard: Casually revives and says "proceed" 😂😂😂
Yes you can’t kill them they are skinwalkers
yes very dangerous beings
Their kid’s probably going to chew her out years later.😅
the r AI and just say stop proceed every second of their life
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"Nice to see ur still alive"
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"Stay off the crock,Pedejo!" She's the coolest crossing guard ever.
“Stay off the crack, pendejo!!!” Got me wheezing like dream.
“Proceed”
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Fr 😂😂😂
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You guys need an own Netflix show
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@@caniget600subscriberswitho5 ligmanuts
key and peele
Pretty sure Matt “white guy” was in little sheldon
they have a show called sneaker head. Idk if Justus is in it
"Nice to see that you're still alive" that killed me💀
Ikr, that sent me rolling as well 🤣🤣🤣
I'm just glad the crossing gaurd is doing her job
she is clearly not doing a good one
It isn't her job, is is her volunteer work. Statistics show she gets paid less than rentacops.
The only reason she is taking it so seriously is she gets off on the power of it.
This is why chick had to get a reminder that a nearly 2 ton car is stronger than her stupid sign. That will teach her. Bench.
@@trollking6315well if America had decent car culture, drivers would've known that pedestrians have the right of way there and they wouldn't have been needed.
"Stop, proceed, STOP!"
Might as well make this into a song 😂
yes lmao 💀
Ɓy now it is, 😂😂😂
Squid game in a nutshell
"stay off the crack pendejo" im deceased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I was looking for this comment😂😂 funniest fucking part.
That was the one that took me out. 😂
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@@fupasaan fr
Am the 500th like
“Be Quiet NoW” “STAY IN SCHOOL 😡 “got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
If the crossing guard was real: Hi, you will be stopped for 365 days.
Matt sure as hell "PROCEEDED" over the guard's body. Lmao.
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bro had the energy to have him proceed as her final words 💀
the guard is immortal
just kiddin kinda
Good l generation good morning thank 😂😂😅
As a crossing guard at my school, none of us are really like this, but the is hilarious. Netflix show frfr
Glad you said at your school cuz i know crossing guards like this
Bullshit. Tell that to the 60 year old Karen that just spent nearly 2 mins screaming at me because I approached her slightly faster than a snails pace.
Crossing guards are like the TSA and rentacops, you think you have power. You dont. Cars > your stupid sign.
Definitely your school, because these crossing guards will damn here have their hand on your car when you're obviously stopped
"How's it going, ninos?"
"BE QUIET NOW!"
Damn
That last “Proceed” though.
Got me rolling my ass off. 😂😂😂😂
that "FUCK" was personal 😂😂😂😂
“Proceed!” “STAWP” 😂
This is the best skit channel ever 😂
They dont get enough attention. Love them so much
@@Dashersacct bro they have millions of views and some videos hundred million views
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Legend says a new cross guard came and he's still being driven to jail.
agree 😂
Criss gaurds the one arrested for medical emergancy
Matthew: Commits vehicular manslaughter.
Crossing guard: “No.”
Also Crossing guard: “Proceed”
Matthew: Commits move out of the way Paula Blarta
Fixed that for you. Dont block traffic if you dont wanna be run over
“How’s it going ninos?”
“Be quiet now”
“STAY IN SCHOOL!”
Gaurd: “Hey Mr.Reyes nice to see that ur still aliveeee” 😂😂😂 got me wheezing
Edit: WHAAAAT 1,7k LIKES TYSM IVE NEVER GOT OVER A HUNDRED❤
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that 😂😂
Oh my goodness my last names reyes-
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Honestly it’s true, I get so mad at them 😂
Why you gget mad ?
@@svis6888 bc they Js stand they
@tugsethh yea
@@DontknowYou1124 I mean they're protecting children
@@svis6888 Ik
The way she yelled “STOP “ got me laughing
Bro at this point the wife already had the child and it’s the kids 8th birthday lol
"Mr. Reyes, glad to see you're still alive!" I don't know why, but that one got a solid laugh out of him
"Mr. Reyes, nice to see what you're still alive." 💀
Running over the crossing guard was so satisfying to see😂
That proceed is killing me 😂🤣
Let's be real, you'll never say "stop" normally again
bro thought he'd be able to actually proceed
Your content makes me cry of laughter 😭😭😭😭😭 I love you guys your vids are seriously professional😭😭😭
Litterly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. How is he so good at doing all these characters in the skits 😂😂
Gotta give props though to that crossing guard, super committed to the safety of the community…especially the reptiles.
I’m pretty sure after the first to a real crossing guard would’ve stopped the people from walking across and let the car go
@@Graysonic3754 Oh yeah most likely. They usually go back and forth to be fair, so no one is waiting too long.
Edna fr a crossing guard now 💀
The proceed and stop had me dying😂😂
STHAP ! had me dying fr 😭😂
Legend says the new born child is a father now and the father is still proceeding and stopping
*grandfather
Lol😂😅
"Proceed, STOP" literally got me dying😂
Legendz say that she's still saying proceed stop proceed stop at the hospital even tho she's dead😅
I little spit the water i was drinking
I can't stop laughing 😂
i need a 1 hour comp of these "proceed! *STOP* " lol
Bro took "If you don't stop then I will" to the next level
The dancers though😂😂
"Where have you been all my life dad?"
The trilogy no one expected, but everyone needed
😂😂I can’t the crackhead part
"Nice to see that you're still alive" Lol
The conga line 😂😂😂😂😂
I pray to God it wasn't the soul that said " Proceed" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*kills her*
“proceed” 😂
the “ how’s it goin ninos “😭💀
Crossing gaurd: "Reptile"
Him: "A tortoise?"
Me: "An amphibian"
They almost beat Michael Bay's record of reusing the same scene
“ Nice to See That You're Still Alive ”
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Bro just could NOT take it anymore 💀
"STAP"
"Gets run over"
"Proceed"
I feel like I need to be paying for these videos they’re such comedy gold and quality 😂
Introducing the new AI crossing guard:
GuardGPT 😂😂😂
When the crossing guard got run over with the car, and then said “proceed” had me laughing 😂
I’m surprised he didn’t just turn around and go a different way 💀
“Stay off the crack…..” good advice.
I see you have wandered into the depths of the comment section. Fun fact, Matthew was in Young Sheldon.
For reason I was cracking up at "Okay, lets go, Mrs. Johnson."
A tortoise!? Had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Proceed!"
"Thank you! Finally!"
*S T E P*
13 stops and 11 proceed I think
The fact that you counted😂
"A fucking Conga line?!?!?!" Killed me 😂
I could listen him say Proceed and Stop on loop for a whole day
It's just always so crazy and insane and I love it
then hes there and the ladys back telling the newborn to stop 💀
"Mr. Reyes, nice to see that you are still alive"
*Ethan Reyes right now* :🖕🏼👺☠️
Matt thank you for doing all what we were hoping your did 👍🏼
The way the guard said ''paraseed'' killed me lmfao💀
but that rap at the end👌🏼🙌👏🏼
"Nice to see you're still alive" I don't know why but it made me laugh so hard xD
It’s okay just tell your wife to hold off for a bit until you get there
Legends say he is still saying "stop" in heaven
actually deep underground in hell
His wife is giving life while he’s taking it
How poetic 😊
Bro woke up with murder on his mind
Ya know what would be really fucked up? If some1 just took like a white screen, and had the outline of a huge spider just walk onto it. Would scare the shit out of any1 on their phone in bed
That's one hot crossing guard 😩
She switched real fast
"Proceed"😌
"Stop"😠
That's a guy
@@flamingcat1101 no shit
@@Outerworlds360 sorry but there's no need to swear
@@flamingcat1101 my bad bro
"STOP, STOP!, REPTILE 👇👇👇"
Best one liner ever
That one last "proceed" 😹
nah he makes a pretty girl fr
I bet he's gonna witness the birth of his grandchildren when he gets there 🤣
😂 so true
Its that final "PROCEED" 😂😂😂 If I had a drink I would have spat it out
The stop and proceed cracked me up😂😂😂😂
Pendejo had me dying . 😂😂😂
Bro if that was me in the car i would just walk out and will Smith slap her
Imagine the people watching this being filmed 😂 💀
I genuinely laugh at these skits 🤣🤣🤣 I hope they get their own show
STAAAP
Crossing
hello
The last Proceed after the accident got me🤣
Legend says he’s still stopping to this day