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MEN ARE Not treated bad shut up there always trying to act like the going through so much pain and there not if you were a girl you would understand dumm
What? You don't need to be a Karen to expect basic safety when on a ship. Nor do you need to be a Karen to be angry at an incompetency that puts lives at risk. Get over yourself.
Me I thought I was the only one who was watching this in 2024 that is why I was afraid to comment but when I saw this comment you just gave me the inspiration to comment on this video this year thank you😊
No it's not it's because men are treated better cause men always wanna act like they don't get treated well us girls have to go through so much stuff men have to stop with this stuff
ROSE: "I think I'm dying Jack." JACK:👍. I died laughing right along with Rose, thats what she gets for not scooting over and letting Jack up on the door in the original. Justice has been served!
Jack: "it's done!" Rose: "...why is my painting self wearing clothes?" Jack: "I do not objectify respectable non-binary, bisexual French transgender women!" *starts sweating* "there's more to them than their bodies". *starts panicking* "OMG! did I use that right!? It is 'them' isn't it!?" Rose: "....I did not think this through."
It really feels like we're switching around here. Back then, women were treated like shit, and now men are treated like shit and women are praised. I genuinely don't understand why we can't treat everyone fairly.
"We just say that half the time. We don't actually believe in it" 2nd most Truer words were never spoken. First is still when my parents tell me they never wanted me
The Bible is truth. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness, that’s what makes it click. Parents are easiest. They’ve loved you to some degree. It’s actually extremely important to forgive them specifically, that relationship has spiritual significance to God. Remember to break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness too. Please, it’s really important that you do these things as soon as possible. The Bible is truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
@@sayeedakhan7090 He/she/it is! He's/she/it is studying 'The Decline of Misogyny and the Rise of Misandry in the Twenty-first Century.' It's a new major in the New-Woke University of Havard. All the best universities have one nowadays.
Awesome *"EQUALITY"* !!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks for the laugh man.....I'll be remembering this humor!!! ITS LOGICAL & COMMON SENSE & REASONING OVER EMOTIONS kinda thing!!! It's so funny...
Too bad in reality that just means families and people will be loaded at once without putting extra effort of ensuring the order based on gender, why would that make sense
except today all the crew would be female as they were diversity hires . they would not be able to lower the lifeboats as they didnt have the strength. if they could they still could not row away from titanic ... again, see previous statement.
@@coolman504 No he's asking to bring him the tears of the dead women who were wailing in agony due to the freezing cold water of the arctic while the sharks devour their dead remains. A true man I need
In 2023 : Captain : Woman and children first Men : Can i go in? Captain : I said woman first, you are not a women. Men : but i identify as a woman. Captain : Oh, my bad, come in
It breaks my heart that the guy who misquoted this line got 12x as many likes as you did. That's how many people don't know what they just heard a few seconds ago.
saying *"We Identify as men"* was the best move that they have done.
But men are a social construct.
loll
That was funny
Cmon we all know most women tend to act based on emotions, they’re not logical enough to outsmart anyone lol
They are like: we don't care
" this is how men are treated"
"Like shit"
Hits hard man
MEN ARE Not treated bad shut up there always trying to act like the going through so much pain and there not if you were a girl you would understand dumm
Yeah, I totally agree
Yup
Men 👨❤️💋👨🛌💏(these mfs don't have the preg dude emoji)👪🧓🖕🖕🧓 🧔♥️🧓👨❤️💋👨🧑🦲🧑🦲💀💀
Damn.
"I think im dying jack"
"I love 2022😂😂😂😂😂
proceeds to call a trench charge*
Dude got the innocent rizz 💀
Unfunny
@@urhypeboy people who got balls can only feel the fun dude i hope you dont have them
@@BLACK_BERRY.07 wait, he has balls?
The ghosts on titanic: “FINALLY WE HAVE WOMEN!”
90 year olds and 16-21 year olds 💀
@@longestcommentandmostlikesI can’t quite put my finger on it but that sounds familiar…
Ghosts don’t age lol
@@ItsYourGurlAsh your mother doesn't age.
@@roastytoasty8559your penis doesn't grow
children: it's a win win situation
Haha
oh then I identify my self as childern
2030 men and women only
😂😂😂😂
Until you identify as one
Don’t forget the Karens. “I was told this boat was unsinkable! I wanna talk to your manager!”
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 best one here
What? You don't need to be a Karen to expect basic safety when on a ship. Nor do you need to be a Karen to be angry at an incompetency that puts lives at risk. Get over yourself.
You reminded me of old complain habits of women 😂😂 rather making it right or atleast save their own life.
LMAOOOOOOO
Manager got away on the first😂
"Its 2024 , babys are only aloud"😂
How can you assume thats what the babys want? Stereotype much?
@@winxclubflora8446it's just joke, man
Its 2024, babies are capable of handling a sinking ship as well as any other person and if you dont think so you are just an ageist stuck in 2022 🙄
@@winxclubflora8446 the thing you said is a joke? I am genuinely confused
@@winxclubflora8446it's a joke
“Men in children”💀
What is reverse exorcism?
… when the Satan tells the Priest to get out of the Kid.
Bro why nobody talking about that
xD so funny literally throwing up and pissing everywhere
@@WishfulWallflowerr wtf, do u need help?
Fr😂
His lover:*dies*
Him: "i love 2022"
LMAOOOOO
You going to be single forever
@@samanthabrown9935 at the rate of some independent women's braincells are declining, I think we all r gonna be single
plot twist : “his lover name twenty twenty two”
@@saygoodbye_ My dude spitting facts!
“Everyone’s a feminist until there’s a titanic around”
"5 years 5 years"
"5 years, still you, still me, still here"
"5 years 5 years baby 5 years 5 years"
What does this mean I’m so lost.
@@user-ms4mz7qp1k The phrase "Everyones a feminist unitil there is a spider around" is from the song "5 years" by Bo Burnham
"Stuck In 2008" I can't imagine a better time to be stuck in
FR, I used to wonder how great the future will be. I was dead wrong. I just want people to think the same way they used to.
I prefer life before Nickelback.
Fax
motherfuckn true
1988 was even better.
As a child, I see this as a absolute win💀💀💀
“You wanted to be treated like men, and this is how men are treated… like sh**”
That absolutely had me dying.
Funny and true
Well my man speak facts
Kinda true 😂
Well, you couldn't be more right 😅
True
"Men are treated like shit"
10000% accurate statement
So true
right so delusional. men are only treated like shit on occasions like this. women are treated like shit the rest of the fking time.
Ong
fr
fax tho
The whistle at the end AFTER she dies🤣 attention to detail🤣🤣
It's not a mere "detail", the whistle is literally the whole plot.
People who are watching this video in 2024
👇
Me I thought I was the only one who was watching this in 2024 that is why I was afraid to comment but when I saw this comment you just gave me the inspiration to comment on this video this year thank you😊
This short takes comedy on a whole new level.
#stopbegginglike
is annoying bro.
@@bloodstalk9880facts
Most unorignal comment 👆
The fact that he waited for rose to die then blow whistle 😂😂
😂 😂
Thats what happen in movie too
@@Zandex97 no, he was already dead when rescue came.
@@galaxy4719 took long enough.
Lmao
"You wanted to be treated equal to men, well this is how men are treated, like shit." True words.
Goddam, I want girls reaction after hearing this
-Master pogeay
(nailed the writing)
@@nikhilprince2904 They don't give a shit tho
@@nikhilprince2904 me too
@@nikhilprince2904 same here
"this how men are treated... Like shit"
Thats true. And its painful.
Try living as a woman in third world country... you guys can never realise how privileged you first world country citizens are... We have it worst 😔😞😞
Womp womp
@@Kita_445 really? What did a synapse take a vacation or something what the hell is that lazy ass response
Well, we could suffer together. It's usually easier that way 😂
That's why I like men. And I'm a guy.
Imagine looking out your window and you see your neighbor on a piece of plywood in his pool in the middle of the night
And of course blowing the whistle😂
Titanic getting a reboot be like:
69 likes sheesh
@@Lobotomy2100 96 likes sheesh
Modified for the modern audience 🤣🤣
Titanic 666 be like:
@Wtdd it’s not a sequel
A masterpiece we don't deserve but the one we need
Indeed, it is as you have guessed
I love that dark knight reference
Every ears should see this👀
The truth🙃
This made it on the news lol
@adelalmohtaseb5261, wait, actually?
Ladies and gentlemen?!?!
I IDENTIFY AS A DOG
"Men in Childern" 💀💀
💀💀💀
Captions are wild 💀💀💀
The whistle truly a nice final touch
Diss respekt
@@Chaotica81 touch grass
whisle* xd
@@ANONYMOUSLY-taken 🤓
@@jesuscroist5977 🤓
“You wanted to be treated like men and this is how men are treated…. Like SH*T”
This is so true 😂
Absolutely ❤
True
YUP
No it's not it's because men are treated better cause men always wanna act like they don't get treated well us girls have to go through so much stuff men have to stop with this stuff
Can relate
its the best short from this channel so far
“Do you think I could come up on the door?” Meanwhile bro is literally standing up 💀
"I wouldn't wanna imply that you can't handle the ice cold water as well as a man could" had me rolling 🤣🤣
GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOESOEVER BELIEVETH ON HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE.
I found that funny as well... Denies physics lol
ROSE: "I think I'm dying Jack."
JACK:👍.
I died laughing right along with Rose, thats what she gets for not scooting over and letting Jack up on the door in the original. Justice has been served!
@@TYdehigh "the hammer of justice is unisex"
- Batman or something
@@johanneshartman4618 who said that
if you made 3 hour version of this i'd watch on repeat for a week xD
Me too
Make it a movie 😃
Me too
Me too
And then ask for a part two 😂
Rose: "Jack I'm dying"
Jack: "Womp womp"
This twist is legendary 😅❤
“I think I’m dying jack”
“I love 2022”
The rose wilted.
Yes
"Leo, I'm dying"
"Rose, it's 2022"
"Just keep your heart beating, you'll be fine."
or
"Stop being so dramatic, just live"
@@Clovercoin Yeah that makes sense 😂
@@Clovercoin And wow what a name you have😂
@@justthisguy3899 ehe
I couldn’t figure out WHY she waited to blow the whistle AFTER he died! Wtf?!
0:21 he spitting out facts their and I like it. Thus shit had me dying of laughter. 💀💀🤣
Rose: *dies*
Jack: *ignores it* I LOVE 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Draw me like one of your non-binary, bisexual french transgender woman Jack."
Lmao
Jack: "it's done!"
Rose: "...why is my painting self wearing clothes?"
Jack: "I do not objectify respectable non-binary, bisexual French transgender women!" *starts sweating* "there's more to them than their bodies". *starts panicking* "OMG! did I use that right!? It is 'them' isn't it!?"
Rose: "....I did not think this through."
Oh no
More like your half black , half Mexican , transgender , homosexual , disabled , dwarf woman
Sounds like my kinda woman.
Five Billionaires: 'This video aged like fine wine."
🤣💀
@@GanryujimaX I think your missing four more skulls.
@@TEMPESTHACKAin’t no way you said that 💀💀💀💀
Bro. 💀
@@namgg9968 again what is it with people putting the wrong number of skulls. Its five skulls guys.
"Womp Womp"☠️
This was hilarious af and so accurate. Can't wait for the Titanic remake based off this
Hilarious? Not rlly.
“I won’t let go rose, I won’t let go” leaves her hand 💀🗿
I love 2022 - jack 2022-1995
Well how the tables have turned!
@@averyjohnson7728how the turns have tabled
"Leo, I'm dying"
"I'm sorry but you're over 25"
Andrew Tate and Pearly things would be proud.
If you're over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must have!
@@supersaturn4742 Every person 19 to 24 with a gaming computer:
W I S E M Y S T I C A L T R E E
JJajajja
It really feels like we're switching around here.
Back then, women were treated like shit, and now men are treated like shit and women are praised.
I genuinely don't understand why we can't treat everyone fairly.
Subtitles: Men in children first.
Dude i spilled my coffee when i read that😂
"Jack help me i'm dying"
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
she gon put dat dirts in you eyes.
@@54peace in the ocean. 🤪🤪🤪
@@zoverawizo7476 oceans dont have dirt? 😤
Spiderman reference
@@54peace she dirt herself, but it requires the girl to sink first
“It’s 2022 Rose. I wouldn’t want to imply you can’t handle the ice cold water the same way a man could!”
that just had me balling for some reason😂😂
286 likes and no comments, let me fix that.
460 likes and one comment i can fix that.
Losers for eternity.
Congratulations to you two.
@@5ace500 🤓
@@5ace500 🤓
Finally got a perfect video to send it to my sister 😂😂😂
"We just say that half the time. We don't actually believe in it"
2nd most Truer words were never spoken.
First is still when my parents tell me they never wanted me
The satisfaction on Jack’s face is priceless 😅😅
The Bible is truth. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness, that’s what makes it click. Parents are easiest. They’ve loved you to some degree. It’s actually extremely important to forgive them specifically, that relationship has spiritual significance to God. Remember to break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness too. Please, it’s really important that you do these things as soon as possible. The Bible is truth.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
@@jamesmayle3787 uhhh no
@@jamesmayle3787 I'll try
@@jamesmayle3787 the bible is true, my father is greater than i so why did you still think that jesus is a god even he has dad?
@@jamesmayle3787 it’s 2022
“Yea we do!” Girl with her California accent and her weird dyed hair is spot on 🤣
What the hell is California
@@SpectreEdit it’s a state
@@SpectreEdit ?
@@SpectreEdit It's Hell, Aspect.
@@SpectreEdit - You can't be serious...
I started laughing out loud when I misheard it as
"I'm dying Jack." "Uh oh"
This is a masterpiece I will watch this if they does a remake of titanic 😂😂😂
"I think I'm dying, Jack."
"And I respect that Rose. you're dying like a man.
I'm proud of you!" 👏👏
The best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
@@sayeedakhan7090
He/she/it is!
He's/she/it is studying 'The Decline of Misogyny and the Rise of Misandry in the Twenty-first Century.'
It's a new major in the New-Woke University of Havard. All the best universities have one nowadays.
Rose: “I think I’m dying Jack!” *dies*
Jack: “I missed the part where that was my problem.” *blows whistle*
Spider man reference
That’s a cute Spider Man pop culture reference you got there. Did your husband type it for you?
@@123RADIOactive what's wrong with that?
Titanic: the rise of Bully Jack
That was horrible... And I'm going to hell for laughing so much I snorted.
Holy sh@$ I'm laughing my a$$ off for the time the sex Hass switch over lol
Awesome *"EQUALITY"* !!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks for the laugh man.....I'll be remembering this humor!!! ITS LOGICAL & COMMON SENSE & REASONING OVER EMOTIONS kinda thing!!! It's so funny...
"men in children first" them subtitles tweakin 😂😂😭
LMFAOOOO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT
Damn guess the pastors got the special treatment
I AM DTING 💀💀
IKR I LAUGHED OFF MY ASS 💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
A masterpiece, this deserves an Oscar
True 😂😂😂
Indeed it does my good friend
I will definitely vote for this.
Pure gold
Yep fax
The ship might be down but we up 🔥🔥
I love 2022 😂😂😂 that was wild
1912: Women and Children First
2022: Men and Children First
2122: Men and Women First
2222: nobody only
Real 2022: Men in Children first
@@Saitawa ayo wtf
wait, where's the children 🤣🤣🤣
2090
Men in black only
The way he said "LIKE S***" makes me laugh so hard
Ummm 🧐 noted
Same 😂😭
Lol
wait when
Reply 5
If they say now woman and children first than only thing you have to say is that
I Identified as woman😂😂😂
"men in children"
💀💀💀
2023 logic if I identify as a fish I’m most likely to survive
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
I identify as a shark so that you have zero percent of surviving
@@69yourmom25x you wanna eat me?😨😘
Modern western women:“I feel like if you just manifest hard enough it will happen for you gurl”
@@69yourmom25x but you are almost blind and cant see anything
“We can handle it just as good as men”
….”SHUT UUUP!!!!!!” That killed me 🤣🤣
Same here... My stomach hurts from laughter
Women ain't good at shit. They're holes, that's where it ends.
Too bad in reality that just means families and people will be loaded at once without putting extra effort of ensuring the order based on gender, why would that make sense
except today all the crew would be female as they were diversity hires . they would not be able to lower the lifeboats as they didnt have the strength. if they could they still could not row away from titanic ... again, see previous statement.
*When a time traveler kicks a rock*
I feel like it should be “GET ON THE FRICKING LIFE BOAT!”
*as the ship is going down*
"I IDENTIFY AS A MAN!!"
Hahaha glad you caught that line. Thanks for tuning in! we got plenty more vids comin soon
@@MattAndJustus ayyyyy lessgoooo
It’s not feally funny it’s literally just transphobia. :\
"I'm dying jack"
"You should get that checked out."
🤣😂. "gotta handle it like a man... no crying!"
@@MattAndJustus
That should be the ending line LMAOO 🤣🤣
😲🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
I was your 300 liker slayy
2022 and they still hit the damn iceberg
"I identify as a man! “ 🤣
Hope your pronouns aren't pixel lol 😆
Jack be like:I missed the part where that's my problem
Ayo me
Sigma Jack
Well jake and peter real life friends
Makes sense considering Leonardo DiCaprio almost played Spider-Man
Bully Jack
Best video in existence 🤣🤣🤣
Jack finally got his revenge
Now that's what we all have been waiting for so long
Brings me tears
Of happiness of course.
@@coolman504 No he's asking to bring him the tears of the dead women who were wailing in agony due to the freezing cold water of the arctic while the sharks devour their dead remains.
A true man I need
@@-SimonRiley 🤨
🥲
@@-SimonRiley 😏
"This is how man are treated.... Like sh!t"
😂😂😂😂
Haha video have clearly shown who was treated like a shit i.e women letting then drove 🤣🤣
Bro said ladies and gentlemen in 2022💀
In 2023 :
Captain : Woman and children first
Men : Can i go in?
Captain : I said woman first, you are not a women.
Men : but i identify as a woman.
Captain : Oh, my bad, come in
lol good one
Hahaha!
😂 😂 😂 😂
@Austrian Painter you the biggest bot, you the biggest bot
:skull:
“You wanted to treated like men well this how men are treated, like Sh*t”
Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
It’s true tho
It’s true tho
Its true tho
Its true tho.
It's true tho
It's true tho
The fact the captions said 'men IN children first' is making me have questions
The way that jack says i love 2022 im dying
You missed the part where a Karen would swoop a random crying child and goes “I have a child! I have a child!”
She wanted to live because she had a child : women ☕
Women ☕️ 🗿
Hey, that's good
Dunkirk x Titanic 2022
"I identifies as a child!"
"This is how men are treated. Like shit"😂
@Mood true
Women too tho.
Humans treat humans like shit
@@Nokyyyyy yeah
You goddamn right
That got me so much
😭😭😭 please sir
I think im dying jack
jack : "hold on lemme post this on my insta story*
2023 : Men and Men only
“You wanted to be treated like men, and men are treated like SH*T !!” 😂 😂
By other men
@@halalola432 yeah, you're definitely a woman or raised only by a mother.
@@halalola432 By everyone
@@halalola432 By society
By the world
"I am dying Jack"
"I forget the part where thats my problem."
Spiderman!
UNDERRATED AF🔥🔥😭
No Uncle Ben!
gonna put some ice water in your eyes
I missed the part where that's my problem
This shit is SO Good,such Good Comedy and Facts!🤣😂
Pink haired female😭
Damn this was 2 years ago but if feels like last week
“i think im dying jack”
“ i love 2022”
He’s like ow ow thinking when did I ask
"Men are treated like shit" the most accurate and sad part of be a man...
True 🥺
Awe boo who 😢😂
@@alexbarnett7569wanna hear a joke?
@@alexbarnett7569 You women will never understand🤣🤣
@@alexbarnett7569 try construction work or joining the army protecting your country
"i-i could die jack :("
"i love 2022"
The amount of times I watched this is unhealthy
Same
Omg same
same
😂😂😂😂😂
Same here
“We just say that half the time. We don’t actually believe in it”
Truer words were never spoken.
Nah, completely opposite.
@@lynishereyou don’t say it half the time and you believe in it?
@@frostburn9104 Kind of.
@@lynisherehuuuuuh?
@@lynishereno way☠️☠️
2024: Women and Men only
And all the survivors proceeded to be cancelled 😂
Did no one notice the subtitles say: "men in children first"? 💀 they wildin
Ayo wtf
You are wildin
O god why did you point it out 😭
Fr
Ayo 🤨😳
"I identify as a man"
That's next level crack
It breaks my heart that the guy who misquoted this line got 12x as many likes as you did. That's how many people don't know what they just heard a few seconds ago.
@@Andrew-zq3ip I think your heart breaking is because of you, just go to the doctor or something, it's 2022 for God's sake.
@@Andrew-zq3ip its just likes lol
@@Andrew-zq3ip you okay, dummy?
@@mozart0 tf you call him a dummy for?
This is the way we should take men and women equality 🗿