Nah, it'd be unrealistic if it was a little kid. A young adult would be thankful because they know they need to go to the dentist, but hate making doctors appointments
Yas! I won the lottery after leaving you and your mom for 25 years, and I just came back with the money to flex on yall! I'll divorce ur mom and send you to an orphanage and take the money and live like Elon musk! Goodbye son! Enjoy your sad broke life!
Bro if you actually get mad at dad jokes it may be just because you are grumpy or grouchy. Of course, I can't confirm since I'm only 14, but I'm just taking a guess here lol
There once was a guy who wanted to build a canoe out of ice. He only managed to finish one paddle though, and left it leaning against his shed. He wasn't able to finish the boat, and every time he saw the oar it reminded him of his failure. It was a real ice oar.
Ah yes, dad jokes. Even us who aren’t dads use this ancient art out of either pure spite or pure boredom, or you’re just that one kid with an adult sense of humour that nobody gets except the adults obviously and is trying to be funny and makes a pun or something and fails. That would be me; that one kid
If I ever have kids these jokes will flow
Same
I’ll always remember my good jokes I made up
@@player_1158 need to take notes fr
"IF"
You will be single till eternity
“You already knew that?”
*sad violin music in the background*
Oh boohoo, let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin
@@SCPguy 💀
@@SCPguy 😂
@@SCPguy :'( "why are you crying mr.crabs?" "I broke the rules smallest violin"
That’s how they learned his sons gf was pregnant
At the end he wasn't disappointed. Just concerned on whether or not his son has become a dad himself
SUSAMOGUS
@@Komodo... Who google mean by "their"
@@1WATT_LASER_POWERme too bro, it translates sus into their
@@1WATT_LASER_POWER Thanks bro lemme fix that
@@just_a_random_lonely_mantranslates into comfortable
45 cents joke is underrated af
Ikr 😂😂😂
The introduction was gold👌😎
yeah I actually laughed😂😂
Isn't underrated.Dude himself said" Funny, that's actually a good one."
I figured out that joke to some extent, but it still was a fantastic delivery. But it wasn’t delivery, it was Digiorno.
this guy really said, I invaded your childhood and took all your memories
I’m the *200th liker* ! No comments, I’m about to change that.
@@Pokelly_andDawgs we r gonaa change it 🐱
@@dragons_sslayers6813 yes
YESSIRR
Hi
Dad puns are the best puns
Yes
Nah they re 2nd
Dark humour puns is better :)
@@QuandleDingleThe1st Not really but I’ll respect your opinion
Especially when they become apparent.
@@cinnamontoastcrunch6996 AHT AHT AHT-
The tooth hurt-y joke always gets me 😭✨
Same
Funny😂
Tooth-dirty.
these are father moments that make u love your childhood
“When does a joke become a dad joke?”
“When it becomes apparent.”
Get out !!!!
@@whitecamel4538 how can you breathe from your back
with backpipes
Leave 🚪
WHO’S DAD IS ON CZcams?
I knew where this was going from a dude perfect stereotype video
just wait till they hit you with the “dad im hungry” “nice to meet you hungry im dad”
*proceeds to go to take candy from the van driver*
my mom says that lol
I always reply "hi dad I'm hungry" and the first time he was to stunned to speak
Me trying to find this vid…… when I do ..bruh🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
My dad does that for example the hungry one and I'll say I'm bored and he'll say hi bored I'm dad
you will be a great father.
He looked like a whole snack in that bathroom scene
@@needless974bruh
@@needless974ayo
The happiness of seeing a father be so happy is a priceless item to buy.
This is too accurate
307 likes and no replies? Ima change that
yes
You missed the part where the son starts telling dad jokes, slowly becoming their father.
I love this comment lol
@@tazoomturret377 And I love you random citizen.
@@theveryaveragegamer9865i understood that referance
he already knew the dad joke so
Part 2: "dad, i'm a dad"
First guy on CZcams to not wear clothes in the shower.
Well I don’t think we can justify he doesn’t have any form of leg wear but I hope he does wear something
He was still wearing his watch, tho. Is that a thing? Do people really take showers wearing their watches?
If we already know the joke dads be acting like we cheated on them with another dad 😭😭💀
XD
I'm trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these
I always do that with videos like these
Hi, trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these, I'm dad
@@saturnlikestocomment 💀💀💀
@@saturnlikestocomment 😂
@@saturnlikestocomment AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
“You already knew that?”
“Yeah”
“Well, you’re grounded”
“At Tooth Hurty” got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂
“you already knew that?”
“yep.”
*silence*
“huh.”
The only unrealistic thing in this video is that the dude thanked his dad for getting an appointment at the dentist💀💀☠
Nah, it'd be unrealistic if it was a little kid. A young adult would be thankful because they know they need to go to the dentist, but hate making doctors appointments
And that he opened the shower while his dad was right there 😂
"Tooth hurt-y" had me dead 💀
The look of INSTANT BETRAYAL at the end! Lol!
That "HUH" at the end 😂😂
Cyno with his dad jokes and Tighnari 😅
Exactly 😂😂😂
Tighnari laughing with sad teary eyes
ESPECIALLY the part where albedo told sucrose about the joke about windmills.
lmao
The moment he realized he was a grandpa
dad got flashed for a second just to tell a joke💀
This made my dad come back and say "i won the lottery"
Yas! I won the lottery after leaving you and your mom for 25 years, and I just came back with the money to flex on yall! I'll divorce ur mom and send you to an orphanage and take the money and live like Elon musk! Goodbye son! Enjoy your sad broke life!
Bro has the nicest shower
The disappointment on his face when he asks if he knows the joke 😂
“You already knew that?”
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
And the trophy for the most relatable and accurate person of the year award goes to…RyanhdLombard!
89 likes and no replies? Let me fix this
They always seem more devastated when you say you know the joke than when you don’t laugh
"Hey son, did you hear the rumor about butter?"
"Mm"
I wish I had a dad that did this instead of abusing me 😂
bro what 💀💀💀
@@template_dummy he means not hitting him , thats comoon sense
u dont get hit??
@@devpathak3493says the one who doesn't get what he siad
I wasn’t aware we were trauma dumping here. My dad abandoned me and I have an emotionally abusive mother 😃😃😃
@@davina-r😃😃😃
I swear my dad has said all these jokes I’ve just ignored him 😂
oh the timing
I felt that "are you for real" on such a deep level it hit bedrock.
The armpit hair for that little second 💀💀💀💀💀💀
There are times when dad jokes get to me and I'm 18... Maybe I'm getting old?
Bro if you actually get mad at dad jokes it may be just because you are grumpy or grouchy. Of course, I can't confirm since I'm only 14, but I'm just taking a guess here lol
@@RandomGamer-they meant as in make them laugh
Ah yes 18 very very old lmao
@@justjade256 oh
We need to appreciate how handsome this man is tbh 😅
😅😅
Average Instagram Thirsty Kittens be like:
@@3XTR3M15T nope i am a lesbian thank you very much
@@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ yea but you still act like a girl
@@3XTR3M15T Can't even compliment a man's beauty on CZcams now huh? 😔
I watch this 3 times maybe more in the future but I will never get bored of it
You seriously need more subscribers
At the end, his son’s transformation begins….
There once was a guy
who wanted to build a canoe out of ice. He only managed to finish one paddle though, and left it leaning against his shed. He wasn't able to finish the boat, and every time he saw the oar it reminded him of his failure.
It was a real ice oar.
nice try, fake dad
Oof! N-ice try!
@@nocapguy9831 he was your dad 😂🤔💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@nocapguy9831don't you mean faux pas
His jokes never fails me🤣
I would be screaming if my dad was like this
You deserve more subs and likes. You a real legend for making us laugh. ❤️
Ah yes, dad jokes.
Even us who aren’t dads use this ancient art out of either pure spite or pure boredom, or you’re just that one kid with an adult sense of humour that nobody gets except the adults obviously and is trying to be funny and makes a pun or something and fails. That would be me; that one kid
@@user-ys2vr5yk3xdad jokes>dark humor
"What did the inventer of the knock knock joke win?"
"THE ✨NO-BELL✨PRIZE"
"you already knew that? Huh."
idk why but "huh" made me laugh so hard lol
When you know your dads dad joke-
Dad: hey son…
Son: hi dad
Dad: *your going to the adoption center*
Bro's armpit is a forest💀💀
"Are you for real?"
"Nope, I'm your dad."
"TOOTH Hurt-y" lol
I love this... and i cant...Relate my dad went to get the milk...
I need context for the "all cut" joke plz
the haircut one really had me rolling, I never heard of that one!!!!
Seeing what Ryan does I expected at the end the dad was gonna be like “you know that? I uhhh, your grounded”
He looks soo cuteee😩💗
wtf
Here within a minute
Bro the lazy "mmmmmn" in the start was the best bro it got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need a dad like this 😭
This is why I'm glad that my dad doesn't make dad jokes. Because he can't speak English, he can speak in Italian.
Bro has more hair under his armpit than my mom has on her head 😢
A weird clown held the door open for me the other day. Now that I think about it, it was a kind Jester.
The fifty cent one 😂😂😂
I've heard them all before and yet I think still laughed... It's in the delivery 😂😂😂
Another dad joke:
"I just bought some new camouflage pants.. But I can't find them anywhere.."
😂😂
Ngl the first joke was actually funny💀💀
This man deserves to be a dad
Please make more dad jokes like that!!! 🤗😍🤩
Those jokes were so humerous that hit my funny bone lol
“Did you heard the rumour about butter.?”
"well I’m not gonna spread it”
That’s a good one 😅😅😅
then the dad said "I'm hungry"
the son: "hi hungry I'm Ryan"
dad: "... you dare use my own spells against me Potter?"
Not me laughing hysterically at all the jokes😂😂😂😂
The butter one gave me a good chuckle 😂
*Me hearing and reading Snickers instead of Sneakers:* “I am too pure for this world, I need it, time for a Snickers-“
I love these kind of jokes. Always funny.
Some day we gonna miss this dad jokes 😢
I love dad jokes definitely gonna use these🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m showing this to my dad now he will LOVE IT
The one for haircut , he made the son say a single hair.
As a 2 spirit penguin, i confirm piers morgan is right.
"you already knew that?" "huh" - best reply ever
Dad jokes are the ✨best✨😂💯
The sneakers one got me😂
"What concert only costs 45 cents?"
*The Panthers game this week*
I could've sworn that when he asked his dad, "if he got a haircut?". I thought he was going to reply with, nope, I just had my ears lowered!
My favourite are dad jokes and uncle jokes
You're awesome,bro had me cracking up real hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The music in the background kills me❤😂
THE FIST ONE HAD ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
R.I.P boiling water, you will be mist. 😂
Is my favorite dads joke.
In the first joke when he said
"Ahhhh" got me dying at the end if the first joke 😂
you knew the answer? YOU ARE READY TO BE A DAD
NOO u missed the chance on "are you for real?" "No, I'm dad" HAHAHAHA
This is one of the best shorts out there.
The hair joke, was pretty good 😂
Dad jokes never fail to make me laugh when I was a kid