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  • Jon Stewart weighs in on the United States’ involvement in the Mideast and takes a moment to address the region as a whole. Plus, Trump’s criminal trial is underway, and Dulcé Sloan dives into the case and the arduous process of recruiting impartial jurors. #DailyShow #JonStewart #Trump
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  • @ObeyBanksy
    @ObeyBanksy Před 19 dny +368

    Jon Stewart retires basically forever in TV time comes back without a missing a millisecond in his comedy. This man is special.

    • @user-ce8vl2lp4v
      @user-ce8vl2lp4v Před 19 dny +2

      Im for Trump . But John Stewart is badass. He would be Bidens best Secretary of state

    • @GoldenEdgedGreg
      @GoldenEdgedGreg Před 19 dny +5

      I breathe through my mouth most of the time but occasionally I think.

    • @bhonest-gb5zg
      @bhonest-gb5zg Před 19 dny

      Cant believe maga and jon stewart fans intersect but life is weird​@user-ce8vl2lp4v

    • @MDealer
      @MDealer Před 19 dny +2

      Jon is doing more (or at least equal) amount of acting than talking. That's the proper way, people should learn from him...

    • @maeranni
      @maeranni Před 19 dny +9

      @@user-ce8vl2lp4v Trump supporter can´t handle gammar.

  • @Doodelz02
    @Doodelz02 Před 19 dny +126

    Huge thanks to Comedy Central for making these available online. Honestly look forward to it now! Well done!

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi Před 19 dny +2

      They got me through the W years. Imagine remembering how bad they were...and look at the clusterf#ck we have now.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 19 dny +86

    Jon Stewart, with his wit and wisdom and activism makes him a national treasure and his return to The Daily Show is the best to happen to late night TV in a very long time.❤

    • @montana_patriot
      @montana_patriot Před 17 dny +1

      Jon Stewart needs to be charged with inflating his property values. Fair is fair.

    • @waynefrench756
      @waynefrench756 Před 17 dny

      @@montana_patriot he never said it was twice the size it was & he did not use it for a loan !!!!!

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 Před 20 dny +77

    Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

    • @blackdove5940
      @blackdove5940 Před 19 dny

      Universal healthcare for non citizens in America , paid for by Americans without healthcare .

    • @benjaminhenderson5025
      @benjaminhenderson5025 Před 18 dny +1

      No democrat is EVER gonna let it happen.

  • @liiammiller7881
    @liiammiller7881 Před 19 dny +22

    “Oh did you have a nice sandwich?”😂😂

  • @akryeguy
    @akryeguy Před 19 dny +9

    Subtle funny, half-tearing up prompting cards on the news.
    "Gettysburg, wow!"

  • @joshmartin125
    @joshmartin125 Před 14 dny +1

    You had me at “Gettysburg. Wow“. 😆😂🤣

  • @sealyoness
    @sealyoness Před 19 dny +67

    How cruel is it to describe, in DEPTH, the characteristics of jurors in ANY case? Isn't tampering with the jury a felony? I call BS on the judges and attorneys who think this is okay instead of arresting the perpetrators. Failure to arrest tamperers sets a precedent. We all pay when Justice is not served.

  • @blueBruSea
    @blueBruSea Před 18 dny +4

    Listening to Dump describe any historical event is the equivalent of someone who studied the night before an exam and only focused on the cliff notes.

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 Před 18 dny

      He promised to, but the streamed some pirate film - shiver me timbers, mates 🦜

    • @yousreyakhalil5238
      @yousreyakhalil5238 Před 18 dny

      He had someone else take the exam for him and may have just briefed him but the information was not clear lol

  • @samsaltlick
    @samsaltlick Před 19 dny +38

    Dulcé Sloan is incredible! Great clip segment at the end

  • @user-le2zx5nt9d
    @user-le2zx5nt9d Před 19 dny +24

    More Jon Stewart please

  • @GoldenEdgedGreg
    @GoldenEdgedGreg Před 19 dny +42

    The “pick me, pick me, I will do it!” 😂🤣💀

  • @kareemkhalil22
    @kareemkhalil22 Před 15 dny +8

    Great times with Jon Stewart back to The Daily Show. So much love from the Middle East ❤️❤️

  • @RJ-go3sn
    @RJ-go3sn Před 19 dny +17

    Jon and Dulce are the best duo in comedy/education media today!!!

  • @pyrovania
    @pyrovania Před 19 dny +9

    The blond lady in the lower right corner of the Trump speech has some pretty funny reactions, especially when he starts talking about Robert E Lee.

  • @guyinredshirt
    @guyinredshirt Před 17 dny +6

    Looks like the crowd behind the Trumpster fire during his Pennsylvania speech was bored out of their gourd😂

  • @marymakin6488
    @marymakin6488 Před 19 dny +20

    I had a much needed belly laughter from you and Dulce!!

  • @brews.n.bits.
    @brews.n.bits. Před 19 dny +6

    I love the rotating hosts under Jon, it works well!

  • @anuswadh
    @anuswadh Před 18 dny +10

    Having multiple hosts for the daily show turned out to be a great Idea.

  • @monicalinville9579
    @monicalinville9579 Před 17 dny +12

    What we don't accept, Marjory, is the GOP'S complete inablility to seek bipartisan solutions. While they're playing their childish games, America waits for our representatives to please govern. Why don't you understand that we find this upsetting?

  • @Guywithaclub
    @Guywithaclub Před 19 dny +8

    Dulcé Sloan! I love you!

  • @marilynhirsche8944
    @marilynhirsche8944 Před 19 dny +35

    Why are they giving all these details about jurors, they didnt commit the crimes.

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 Před 19 dny +11

      TO undermine the judicial process and expose the jurors to political pressures (possibly to allow trump an easier trial).

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes Před 19 dny +6

      I think his only strategy is to prove that most of the world sadly knows of him. A loophole that gets him as close to actually being above the law as anyone's ever gotten.

  • @KarenMartinCAAZ
    @KarenMartinCAAZ Před 19 dny +5

    DJT giving the vibe that he slept through the Civil War unit in his American History class, and then had a staffer give him keywords from the SparkNotes.

  • @junaidpdigital2176
    @junaidpdigital2176 Před 18 dny +2

    I effin love that jon is back, the way he articulates his arguments and the way he delivers them, not many can do that. Love you jon

  • @kessler1kessler811
    @kessler1kessler811 Před 18 dny +2

    Perfect quick recap of the past week!

  • @CallMeGailyn
    @CallMeGailyn Před 20 dny +25

    If i lived in NY i woul be on the sidewalk greeting trump's arrival to court with a lullaby.

    • @AlexGitahiMaina
      @AlexGitahiMaina Před 19 dny +4

      Never fight up hill

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 Před 19 dny +3

      ​@@AlexGitahiMainame boys
      Bawahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

    • @user-ce8vl2lp4v
      @user-ce8vl2lp4v Před 19 dny +2

      m for Trump . But John Stewart is badass. He would be Bidens best Secretary of state. How many countries was invaded under Trump?

  • @mamia9659
    @mamia9659 Před 19 dny +6

    Look at the people behind me 😂😂😂

  • @barbarawoodward6794
    @barbarawoodward6794 Před 17 dny +4

    Trump sounds exactly like the kid who didn’t read the book and had to give an oral book report.

  • @rebaburn2677
    @rebaburn2677 Před 19 dny +11

    Oh Dulce.. you are so talented and friggin HILARIOUS!! 😂💕

  • @dryicecubed
    @dryicecubed Před 18 dny +2

    I love John Stewart forever ❤ I hope The Daily Show earns Lowkey's follow some day soon

  • @Whysicist
    @Whysicist Před 19 dny +3

    Humbles me… your wit is so needed… I’m so old I remember puns. Tell the kidz… words can have multiple meanings… like multi-valued functions… or functions of functions, Functors… etc. ah… thanks.

  • @cynthiarodgers774
    @cynthiarodgers774 Před 19 dny +2

    I laughed so hard! Great video! We missed you Jon!❤

  • @maartentoors
    @maartentoors Před 20 dny +51

    SIDENOTE: Just because Orange is the Dutch national colour doesn't mean we support "USA first", please note that "The Netherlands Second" was our slogan since 1650.
    We are the Nutmeg Fathers, the Tulip daddies.
    Just clearing things up..

    • @Sainjustx2Ndayitabi-bj8xc
      @Sainjustx2Ndayitabi-bj8xc Před 20 dny +3

      Excellent repartie 😂😂😂

    • @maartentoors
      @maartentoors Před 20 dny +3

      @@Sainjustx2Ndayitabi-bj8xc However we DO support DJT when he said: "Never fight a Pill"
      We take pride in our ( X-T.See) export. Let's make the Low-Lands Great again (just a little after Scrooge Mc Trump).

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 Před 19 dny +4

      Thank the Dutch for New (Amsterdam) York and our freedom of speech, religion, etc.

    • @maartentoors
      @maartentoors Před 19 dny +1

      @@ecamp6360 Peter S. was right. you are grateful! Let's meet in Ha(a)rlem, or Brooklyn.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn Před 19 dny

      ​@@ecamp6360Tulip daddies!

  • @nacarreira777
    @nacarreira777 Před 20 dny +77

    He has never attended any of his kids' graduations.

    • @TheAnical
      @TheAnical Před 19 dny +14

      Just another did beat dad who's stuck in criminal court.

    • @AlexGitahiMaina
      @AlexGitahiMaina Před 19 dny

      Stay down

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 19 dny +4

      @@TheAnical "dead beat" bears repeating... and Michael Cohen served as a better father to the kids than TFG. just saying.

    • @TheAnical
      @TheAnical Před 19 dny

      @@oldrrocr If people know why Cohen went to prison it makes Trump's criminal trial more funny...
      Trump was taken down for covering up "hair sniffing".

    • @MrRetlahcub
      @MrRetlahcub Před 19 dny +1

      WHO CARES?? Perhaps he has become a better dad with age!

  • @LazyJack2003
    @LazyJack2003 Před 18 dny +1

    “Well, Jake, he fell asleep.” Bravo, Maggie.

  • @theclockworktempest
    @theclockworktempest Před 19 dny +7

    6:00 The blonde woman in the bottom right behind Trump. Her expression shift is great, with the little glance down at the end toward her sign... "Is this what I'm voting for?"

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 Před 18 dny +1

      Have you noticed the guy two rows above right beside his ear? They knew exactly where to stand to get the camera's attention, and they did a formidable job 💯

  • @friskydingo5370
    @friskydingo5370 Před 19 dny +10

    Happy 420 everyone 😊

  • @Sq7Arno
    @Sq7Arno Před 20 dny +31

    It's all about oil. All the way down. Get the clean energy and electrification transitions done, and the entire situation changes. And we need to get that done anyway, or it'll cost the world and humanity a lot. Money, strife and suffering. Everything else is a distraction.

    • @andreabrown4541
      @andreabrown4541 Před 19 dny

      Only the DRC!!!!!!! Obviously that doesn't fit into your "humanity."

    • @user-ce8vl2lp4v
      @user-ce8vl2lp4v Před 19 dny

      How many Climate changes in billions of years on this planet? How many times do to man? Hello?

    • @clarkthomas354
      @clarkthomas354 Před 19 dny +4

      It's all about who makes money off the oil.

    • @stupidanarchist
      @stupidanarchist Před 19 dny

      Hahaha

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 Před 18 dny

      @@user-ce8vl2lp4v you meant "due to man". And I agree.

  • @Oneshot8242
    @Oneshot8242 Před 19 dny +15

    More Dulce Sloan! She is brilliantly funny!

  • @user-ox9ku7fq5q
    @user-ox9ku7fq5q Před 19 dny +7

    Thanks for making us laugh during this ridiculous political debacle. We have to laugh to cope.

  • @Arrogan28
    @Arrogan28 Před 19 dny +8

    The man is a genius... seriously...

  • @r.t.c.2550
    @r.t.c.2550 Před 19 dny +6

    Dulce cracks me up 😂😂😂

  • @yousreyakhalil5238
    @yousreyakhalil5238 Před 18 dny +1

    John Stewart you are the best

  • @camonkey1007
    @camonkey1007 Před 19 dny +6

    Never fight uphill... Does Donald Trump remember Normandy?

    • @wickedbrenda6951
      @wickedbrenda6951 Před 19 dny +2

      Remember lol, you would have to teach him history first.

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 Před 18 dny

      Some place in the Appalachians, right? They have many hills there, right ... Anyway, I once met a woman there, big, strong woman, tears running down her cheeks, and three security guys, big guys, strong guys, big tears running down their faces, trying to hold her back, she seemed to be angry, bigly - I'm sure I had met her somewhere, but her guys shook their heads, saying "WROOONG !"

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 Před 18 dny +1

      Ask trump what happened at Normandy and he'll remind us all how clueless he really is.

  • @joseanker2059
    @joseanker2059 Před 19 dny +6

    How did you explain to your other children that you couldn’t be bothered to attend their graduations??

  • @ronmcguire9045
    @ronmcguire9045 Před 19 dny +4

    Christopher Lloyd looked really young in that cameo 👍

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před 18 dny +2

    Dulcé, you are a _vision!_

  • @sonnekent-holmes8730
    @sonnekent-holmes8730 Před 19 dny +5

    So all this talk of the wig- what if it’s his real hair, just whipped like a meringue to cover the bald? & when he gets out of the shower he looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror…

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 Před 20 dny +37

    I enjoyed seeing Dulcé this week! Would love for her to host again.

    • @TheMpo1986
      @TheMpo1986 Před 20 dny +1

      lizzo is awesome

    • @MrRetlahcub
      @MrRetlahcub Před 19 dny

      She is not even funny; she puerile and insulting to half of the citIzens in the USA

  • @bridgetsmith8196
    @bridgetsmith8196 Před 19 dny +7

    I missed Dolce ❤

  • @jenniferfaulhaber812
    @jenniferfaulhaber812 Před 20 dny +18

    Is Tucker using the same bronzer as Trump???

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 Před 19 dny +4

      If he is, it’s on purpose because dude is nothing but a grifter 😂 if he’s not trying to angle himself to get paid, he’s no longer with us.
      Nothing against him personally, I don’t know him- but he’s always looking out for his own gain only, for sure.

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 Před 18 dny

      They're sharing the same 🪣 bucket (no, not the one from the list) - it's even cheaper this size

  • @clarencegoddard6527
    @clarencegoddard6527 Před 19 dny +5

    "We cannot overcome our fatal nature." Focus on our murderous nature. How many times does the word "slay" appear in the Old Testament?

  • @ur22much2
    @ur22much2 Před 19 dny +6

    Barron is the lucky one, the last thing the kid needs is his daddy using his graduation as a rally venue.

  • @amandatracy6137
    @amandatracy6137 Před 17 dny

    Thank you for yelling for us John. We missed you.

  • @chriskoczka216
    @chriskoczka216 Před 20 dny +91

    Does ANYONE think Anti-American Donald Trump could find Gettysburg on a map?
    How about finding the little state of Pennsylvania on a map? Heck could Donnie find the U.S. on a globe?

    • @trowawayacc
      @trowawayacc Před 20 dny +16

      Nope but he can point to china and russia his biggest fans.

    • @karlschmied6218
      @karlschmied6218 Před 19 dny +9

      @@trowawayacc I doubt that.Trump told Modi that India need not worry about China as the countries do not share borders.

    • @bigdaddyrat7854
      @bigdaddyrat7854 Před 19 dny +3

      J. Paul Gettysburg?...no?

    • @DennisTheJuniorMenace
      @DennisTheJuniorMenace Před 19 dny +6

      Maybe w/a sharpie? 🤔😂

    • @shawnnewell4541
      @shawnnewell4541 Před 19 dny +1

      He graduated from the University of Pennsylvania. I would hope he would know where the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania is.

  • @LilacPledge
    @LilacPledge Před 19 dny +1

    Iran: “heads up heads up!!!”
    Foul Ball!!! 🤣🤣

  • @user-sn9vs5bl9h
    @user-sn9vs5bl9h Před 19 dny +4

    Comedy Central is back baby!! with jhon Stewart at wheel,,,

  • @trackzero0
    @trackzero0 Před 19 dny +27

    Dulce is fire!!

  • @jmcmob608
    @jmcmob608 Před 17 dny

    Thank you very much...

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Před 19 dny +2

    You can literally say "i dont want to be here" as a potential juror, and they dismiss you

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 Před 18 dny

      Yeah especially when you've been ousted by the media.

  • @mimarvyn
    @mimarvyn Před 19 dny +3

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ernesto_Gonzalez
    @Ernesto_Gonzalez Před 20 dny +8

    5:56 The Battle of Gettysburg it’s the motive? Explain to the judge 🧑‍⚖️

  • @NeighborhoodOfBlue
    @NeighborhoodOfBlue Před 19 dny +3

    It's so irresponsible for the media to terrify people so much. Truth in reporting matters.

  • @user-iq42
    @user-iq42 Před 20 dny +5

    15:50 Oh yeah! ❤

  • @michaelgiddings195
    @michaelgiddings195 Před 19 dny +6

    Trumps Lawyers Obviously have told him Not to Snort Adderall when going to Court, save that for those Nut Case Rallys.

  • @peternjenga679
    @peternjenga679 Před 19 dny +1

    Dulce is my all time favourite in the daily show

  • @thablackguy84
    @thablackguy84 Před 19 dny +1

    14:19 The internet remains undefeated. Lol

  • @volodymyryovchenko6515
    @volodymyryovchenko6515 Před 18 dny +1

    The phrase 'Keep that oil coming' is poignant. With the US's oil consumption growing every year, any disruption in its supply could potentially lead to a new conflict in the Middle East.

  • @kareninthevalley
    @kareninthevalley Před 19 dny +5

    Look at the woman in the lower right during Gettysburg Wow 5:53

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 Před 19 dny

      Her face says it all 😂Check out the young man 4/5 rows behind her. He's having a lot of fun (backwards cap and black t-shirt).

  • @andrewstrongman305
    @andrewstrongman305 Před 20 dny +31

    Imagine if the US and allies had expended this kind of effort from Day 1 of the Russian invasion of Ukraine...

    • @guardianoffire8814
      @guardianoffire8814 Před 19 dny

      Israel knows how the political systems in the United States, UK and other Western countries work.... that is politicians and their families love receiving money indirectly. Israel uses the loans that US give them to give campaign money to politicians to both American parties through local Jewish organizations to get more money, weapons and preferential treatment than any other ally.

    • @user-ce8vl2lp4v
      @user-ce8vl2lp4v Před 19 dny

      Im for Trump . But John Stewart is badass. He would be Bidens best Secretary of state. How many countries was invaded under Trump?

    • @andrewstrongman305
      @andrewstrongman305 Před 19 dny

      @@user-ce8vl2lp4v ROFL, what kind of idiot would admit (on a world-wide platform) to be pro-Trump in 2024?
      Btw, you seem to have bought the lie that the Russian invasion wouldn't have happened if the worst President in US history was still in charge.
      Also, who has stalled US aid for 6 months? Both Dems and Reps want it, but nah, Donny and MAGA say no.

    • @larynOneka8080
      @larynOneka8080 Před 19 dny +2

      Imagine if the 2014 coup In Ukraine never happened.

    • @andrewstrongman305
      @andrewstrongman305 Před 19 dny +1

      @@larynOneka8080 You mean popular revolution. The Ukrainian people chose Europe over Russia.

  • @eamonnleyden7040
    @eamonnleyden7040 Před 19 dny +1

    After my sadly passed away Irish Da your my 3rd favourite commentator I am second but when I pass away I’m donating my second place to you.

  • @nenefatoubarry5672
    @nenefatoubarry5672 Před 19 dny

    Merci de m’avoir éclairé sur un problème aussi obscur 🙏🏾

  • @northstar9able
    @northstar9able Před 19 dny +2

    ... you talking about Trump fragrances...?😵‍💫seriously!! ?? .... 😅 🤣

  • @JessieThorne886
    @JessieThorne886 Před 14 dny

    Jon's little talk with the middle east was priceless satire gold ❤❤❤

  • @marymakin6488
    @marymakin6488 Před 19 dny

    Fabulous!!!

  • @craigbrowning9448
    @craigbrowning9448 Před 19 dny +2

    Gettysburg it was Very Tremendous!

  • @thedisabledveteranjourney

    John please bring me on your show! I’m a 100% with the VA with a horrific story from the Phoenix VA and a career as an airline pilot ruined by VA malpractice and poly pharmacy! Please John!

  • @_Twink
    @_Twink Před 17 dny

    More of John please 👍

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 20 dny +9

    Love this show!

    • @MrRetlahcub
      @MrRetlahcub Před 19 dny

      The JS show, even though satirical, insults more than half the people of your country; much of it isn't even very funny; it's PUERILE and pathetic, how the Dems have deliberately divided what was once a great nation. 12 years of spineless Obama & Biden have almost destroyed the USA.

  • @miguelpaul1164
    @miguelpaul1164 Před 19 dny +3

    Diaper Don will have to sit in his SOILED DIAPERS until Hon. Judge Merchan calls a break, then Waltine Nauta can change his diaper.

  • @Derfboy
    @Derfboy Před 19 dny +1

    "Y'ALL KNOW HERMAN!!!" Hahahaha

  • @DawnDavidson
    @DawnDavidson Před 13 dny

    “Maybe the problem … is with you.” 😂😂😂

  • @aardque
    @aardque Před 19 dny +1

    I know I already saw this once and it was more than two hours ago...

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle Před 19 dny +1

    Looks like all that training in Missile Command paid off.

  • @rachels.8051
    @rachels.8051 Před 17 dny

    lol, I love Maggie Haberman 😂

  • @Seilolo
    @Seilolo Před 6 dny

    Great job, Dulce!

  • @kevinfrench9753
    @kevinfrench9753 Před 18 dny +1

    To be fair to Baron Trump, his dad missed ALL of his previous children's graduations too.

  • @johnsieverssr8288
    @johnsieverssr8288 Před 19 dny +1

    Love Jon ❤

  • @kellypond9377
    @kellypond9377 Před 19 dny +6

    Mandela did 27 years in prison, hopefully that’s what T is referring to when he compares himself to Mandela. Likely T has been crucified by the many women he has “nailed”... E Jean and now Stormy....

    • @jerryjerry7561
      @jerryjerry7561 Před 19 dny +1

      someone should point out to trump he was black, i dont think he knows.

  • @blueseaswimmer1
    @blueseaswimmer1 Před 15 dny

    i didn't know how much i missed him

  • @ChadGardenSinLA
    @ChadGardenSinLA Před 19 dny +3

    Our world is basically Star Wars... the USA is Palpatine, we're the evil puppet master that looms behind every single movie and episode, all to keep our own posterity.

  • @Mikerille
    @Mikerille Před 17 dny +2

    Did he say Robert E Lee wasn’t in favor anymore his last time visiting PA…..homie Robert E Lee was the confederate general 😭 he was never in favor in PA

  • @thatjeff7550
    @thatjeff7550 Před 19 dny +3

    I do hope Dulce becomes the permanent host of TDS. While I loved all the hosts I think she's the funniest one to listen to.

  • @RobertStricklandinKorea
    @RobertStricklandinKorea Před 19 dny +1

    WWIII? Sorry, newscaster, you are no Orwell. Oh, forgot, great show, Jon.

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 Před 18 dny

      War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength - it sounds like the Republicans program under Trump, and it frightens me so much that people might vote such a party into power

  • @Always_a_Duelist
    @Always_a_Duelist Před 19 dny +1

    Not long now, America.
    Not long now. 🎯

  • @pernus5856
    @pernus5856 Před 19 dny +1

    Ahahahaha Trump having to look at the internet shade lol.

  • @chuckemmer2697
    @chuckemmer2697 Před 19 dny +3

    Not only asleep, but farting up a storm!

  • @user-yn9bn4zw2w
    @user-yn9bn4zw2w Před 19 dny +1

    lol!!!!! They recently renamed it,🍀 mountain!

  • @santin4reel
    @santin4reel Před 19 dny +1

    Store credit 😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @Aogami20
    @Aogami20 Před 19 dny +3

    As a white man I can confirm that my dogs are on my mind 24/7 and I refuse to be ashamed of it

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 Před 18 dny +1

      You're on his 24/7, that's "human/doggan", and that's the way it should be