Weekend Update: Ramaswamy Calls GOP Party of Losers, Ivanka Testifies in Fraud Trial - SNL
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- čas přidán 10. 11. 2023
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Vivek Ramaswamy calling the GOP a "party of losers" and Ohio becoming the 24th state to legalize marijuana.
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Michael's delivery of "It sunk" was so good
I know right, he's always making me laugh because of stuff he adds to jokes off camera.
And so did the joke😂
I personally like all the laugh tracks
@@Primus-ue4th stop it. How pathetic are you claiming to be that you say that you don't like something but you have so much time to waste that you watch it anyway and then find some comments to post on. Find a hobby other than internet troll.
Had to explain it to the less floatsom types!(Dense)
"...Bibles Bursting into Flames! ..."
😂
A Japanese translation of the will smith slap 😂😂😂
At least there wasn't a slap
They forgot the part when Will yelled HADOKEN!
I thought Colin's jokes were a bit off in this Update, but he did hit that one out of the park.
😂@@commandercaptain4664
Nothing makes me smile like seeing Che upset the audience and look around like the cat that ate the canary.
It was a mouth-gapingly good joke, though, and I’m a woman.
He's not funny and should be replaced.
@@RW-gp1dqyou have no sense of humor and should be replaced
@@RW-gp1dq snowflake
Bill Burr does that too
That elephant joke was so stupid but I think it's my favorite
the graphic for it was also just great.
Look up “elephant joke” a la ~1960s
I think "sunk" from Che did it for me lol
Margaret looks suspicious to me, you guys, I think she might be involved somehow.🫣
It's parallel to what humans actually do
Wish these were much, much longer. They're my favorite part of SNL.
They really need their own hour. There's plenty of material to choose from that never gets touched
They’re certainly the funniest part of the show at this point!
1:49 And if we can do anything about it, I’ll be white after 2061
i thought the writer's strike was over, maybe less writers being hired back and with the same budget.
And the live audience doesn't know how to laugh at jokes, it's kinda sad.
“Shorties and shady stuff” 😂😂😂
4:15 I don't know why but just the way he says "sunk" has me in stitches
For some reason it reminded me of Beevis and Butthead
Eheheheh…Sunk
Whoever did the Margaret the Elephant graphic deserves a raise.
really? a raise? no.
Thanks for pointing that out. Not having watched closely I had to go back and it was well worth it.
Biden is president and boarder line zombie. Why isn't that made fun of
@@peterborchek2637 they literally had a "biden is old" joke in this video
i know what are the odds at this point@@BeccaGhusn
These two are the highlights of SNL! I love when they just smile so proudly while the audience is either groaning or laughing their heads off.
Love Michael's shifty eyes when he says something that could possibly be inappropriate. Lol
“You don’t like it, or…?” Che’s reactions after the joke are hilarious 😂
Jost and Che's Weekend update is always funny and I like how they often put each other on the spot.
Some jokes are good. But most are bad. I'm a liberal by the way.
Colin and Che's little back and forths to each other after the Titanic joke were perfect! Sometimes it's the little off-script bits that hit the hardest. 😂
I laughed too much at the ‘bottomless water’ joke 😂😂😂
That bankman fried prison joke was on point
I hope Sam himself hears it, hands down best zinger!
He won't do hard time. He's too politically connected. I bet it's less than 5 years, and he'll be out in 2, in Club Fed.
@@fuzzywzheI feel the same way about Doubledealin' Donny. The judge (or jury) at one of his trials will sing "Guilty!" like it's _Cop Rock_ on Broadway, get a sentencing recommendation from prosecutors that exceeds James Earl Ray's 99 years, then he'll wind up walking free before the following World Series.
@@Quintesson05 Trump will be found guilty and then will be exonerate on appeal. Basically there's no case against him in any of the trials, but that won't prevent him from being found guilty. They know it won't stand appeal.
The way the word "sunk" was delivered just SENDS me. Burst out laughing.
Colin with the "cuz it's the Titantic" was so on point🤣
“Sunk” 😂
@@TentinQuarantino_ i do that whole "oh, i get it" bit a lot with obvious jokes, but Che just taught me the timing of where to put another tag with that lol
That Insanely Unrelatable Anecdotes joke was channeling Norm MacDonald
Why.... did I laugh so long and so hard at that Elephant joke?
Love how they crack themselves up. These 2 definitely deserve their own show.
Or not. Seeing them mug at the stuff THEY wrote is unbearable.
@@Bigsky1991 yet you watch n cry every week. See you next week
The circle j continues. Every week you people come in here and make the same comment. "OMG! So cute how they laugh at the jokes they helped each other write". "And the canned post joke responses are just too much. I literally can not!"
If they deserved their own show that would have it by now. They have been at it for just about a decade.
The segment is fun, but you goofy fans are unbearable.
@@Kevinschart yes the circle jerk of republikkkanns crying never ends. The mean TV show hurting thier feelings. Crying every week.
When you say "you people"? What does that mean?
"Same comment"? Like SNL going broke etc.
So as an adult. How does a TV show hurt you?
@@Kevinschart if tRump deserved to be president he would've won. Lmfao
So your upset at a TV show. But your in love with a draft dodging sexual abuser? Hmmmmm
I 🤭 far too much at that Jared Leto joke.
haha suicide
Funnier when you consider Jared Leto is Scarlett Johannesens ex boyfriend
@@meaganaventinewait really?! 😂 that’s f***ing hilarious.
@@DaMorg3Yeah, before she married (& divorced) Ryan Reynolds.
Though it's kinda a cringey look for Colin, seeing as he got the girl in the end, but still had a need to mock her ex?
@@Kitty8791Umm Jared Leto mocks himself by being an absolute garbage human being.
They did not come to play with the high level of jokes tonight 😂
Colin went dark with his jokes this week 😂
I couldn't stop thinking about Michael oohh jokes.
Yeah surprisingly darker than Michael.
Have to say I do really like this being one 5min video rather than split into two vids :) Whoever made that change... it's noticed and appreciated!!
That good sex joke was so true.
The joke about not being able to swear in trump due to fires starting when he touches a Bible just was so believable and I lost it on that one. Lol
You can’t swear a devil with a bible
@@mabotiyn I know that, I would have thought they would have have too.
@@1craley878
Biden is going to Hell for supporting Palestinian genocide.
Dumb joke just like every Lib. Make America Great Again
What they don't tell you is that Trump's real name is Damien.
Colin Jost and Michael Che are one of the best if not best SNL anchor duos.
"Talk amongst yourselves,"
Nope. Seth is better.
Huh, didn’t know Seth was an “anchor duo”
@@PhysicsMathandMe Seth is better.
Seth 😂😂 stop it yall these 2 are better if not tied wit Jimmy and Tina
@@KVdaKrook44 Wrong again.
Che upsetting the audience then questioning his life are always the highlight of the updates lol.
“Bottomless water” 😂😂
"Japanese subtitles of the Will Smith slap" best description of her misspeak EVER! 😂😂😂
“It’s the Titanic.”
“Cause it’s the Titanic, right.”
“It sunk”
😂😂😂😂😂
“…making a wig out of a labradoodle….” I lost it! Hahahahaha!
Best segment of any show😂
Cell phone labeled, Shorties and Shady Stuff! LOL 😂
@3:12 the moment Colin locks eyes with Ben 😂 within the crowd
“Leather hooker boots” 😂😂😂 “Shorties and shady stuff” I can’t with these guys! Too good. 💀
"Where he will be used as an alternative currency".
Damn son.
That Bankman-Fried joke about alternative currency was perfection.
One of my favorites segments of SNL 😂😂
The Bibles kept bursting into flames did not get enough attention.
I love how they just stopped trying not to laugh!
Another outstanding edition of Weekend Update. Colin and Che woke up and decided to go full savage with their material. Love it
The titanic joke I instantly got it 😂😂😂
how did they not use iceberg lettuce for the titanic joke
"Bottom-less water" was golden😂
Great weekend update collin ,and Michael che killed it always prefect sum all the news this week but im sad it was too short 😂.
Love the Japanese translation of will smith it was hilarious 🤣🤣.
Why is the Closed Caption conversation completely different from the actual conversation?
Lol I need real subtitles but hahaha funny how few people notice
@mgmoody42 same here, Closed Captions have no connection to the word’s coming out of their mouths
glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
It turns out that the 2nd released video for Weekend Update is where the subtitles belonged. How did they mess that up? Oh well! 🤣🤣
@@mgmoody42 that would be confusing for the hearing impaired. Do better SNL 😠
Che and Jost are the best duo ever!!!
One of the funnier weekend updates!
The last two jokes had me wheezing 😂
I love the "after" on the Titanic joke.
The Sam Bankman-Fried joke was phenomenal I almost choked laughing
Uh-oh, some poor SNL writer thought "Monotreme" was the name of a species instead of an order.
Get 'em, nerds!!!
I already corrected the mistake in another comment. Nerds away!!
It might as well have been "A new animal, called a mammal was discovered...."
Seth calls such nerds “jackals” for his weekly feature simply dubbed “Corrections.” (My second favorite thing Seth does after “A Closer Look.”)
(Seth Meyers for anyone not sure who I meant.)
@@KennethHabeck-yg7ln I've been known to jackal a time or two.
The captions 😂
Sam Bankman Fried went to a salon called The Puff & Poodle.
Ego N's impersonation of him was spot on 💯...
the WHOLE episode from start to end was BEST ever, lmbo @ each & every sec.
Love their chemistry
They went HARD on this one!! Good job boys!!
Ramaswamy looks like Squiggy from "LaVern and Shirley."
still laughing at the redhead joke. doesn’t matter how played out it is it gets me every time.
Wig out of a labradoddle! Lol
3:36 - At the end of the Elephant joke, Colin Jost makes the ol' Norm MacDonald deadpan face
JARED NOOO 😂 but fr I lost it at bottomless water 😂
I love Weekend Update!! These two guys crack me up! 😂❤
Good jokes this time around, well done writers.
"Shirties and shadey stuff" LOL! i guess I NEED a second phone? That line about being traded as alternative currency... HA!
3:03 that look of absolute disgusted concern
Margaret wa surprisingly funny.
For a guy with zero name recognition Vivek is way too snarky
I mean he’s got the recognition now..
Got to scream the loudest and say the craziest shit to grab GOP voters attention.
@@EazyE11 Let's not act like that's exclusive to the GOP.
@@TheNonEdibleCheeseit is.
I call him Swampy.
The middle east joke even caught che off guard i love it 😂😂😂😂😂
This segment has always been the best of SNL!!
Hilarious, you guys rock!
Weekend update continues to be the best part of SNL. Titanic Menu was a favorite of mine. Sunk. I Look forward to SNL posting it in entirety Monday Morning.
But the jokes fell flat
@@DunedinMultimedia2 Meh not all of them were great, but some were genuinely funny. What I recommend in the future (though the Rules of the Internet will prevent you from taking advice from somebody you disagree with) - instead of making a subjective statement, say it's your opinion the jokes fell flat.
ALWAYS the BEST part of SNL !!!!!!!
Loved, "It isn't important how (Ramaswamy) knew Haley's daughter has a TikTok account."
Hearing him say "it sunk" makes me realize how people kinda avoid saying it so explicitly.
On a serious note- her daughter is 25 years old- a grown ass married adult.
Is she running for office?
@@al-bot1094Is Hunter?
Which makes her having a Tiktok account even more pathetic.
@@Maxrepfitgm no. Hunter isn't.
You should tell the moron Republicans that too.
@@Maxrepfitgm he's helping his dad collect money from all the companies Biden is giving tax breaks to.
4:35 Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building ... but did he swat at any planes while he was up there?
I love it when Che says Colin's name with disappointment LOL
List of who cares what Vivek Ramaswamy has to say:
1. Vivek
You'd be surprised, he's becoming rather popular, especially compared to anyone else other than Trump.
His mother hopes he says, "Here Mom, I got that money I stole from you in that stock fraud job."
I mean he's not wrong. The GOP are a party of losers, but this includes him.
Vivek is like the kid in school who thinks he figured out one thing that makes the popular kid popular...so he copies the behavior...without realizing the popular kid gets away with being a jerk because he IS popular, not that he's popular for being a jerk.
You people are sure having a difficult go of smearing Vivek without being able to fall back on your tried and true tactic of falsely accusing your opposition of being “racist”.
Vivek knows GOP is a party of losers, that's why he is seeking a Republican nomination 🤣🤣
Or he isn't a liberal cuck 😂
How is this show still on the air?
@@jayellington3998 because people watch it,,, what a stupid question
Tell me one thing Vivek said on that stage you disagreed with?
RS
You said it!!
Dems won't touch him with a ...... 20 foot pole.
LOSER Vivek .... has an .....ARMY of Indian BOTS ....... who praise him..... if he says 2 + 2 = 4!!!!!
I swear these guys couldsay the dumbest but their delivery makes you crack up😅😅
That Titanic joke sunk faster than the bow section.
Gawd these guys are funny. They probably are the best news duo in SNL history.
alternative currency!!!!!!!!!!!
That SBF one was gold, Colin.
Norm MacDonald would've LOVED that Israel school joke.
Norm wouldn’t enjoy anything about modern-day SNL. The jokes he used to make would have gotten him fired and cancelled today.
As a redhead.......well duh!
There is a silent minority of Americans who worked in restaurants and are quietly pleased that the US will be 1/4 Latino...#BestCoworkersEver
Brilliant this week!!
Vivak wasn't criticizing Nikki's daughter for being on TikTok. Nikki attacked Vivak for being on TikTok, so Vivak was just pointing out that her own daughter is on TikTok.
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Cleaning up....after vivek messes up......ha ha
Do they write the jokes for each other and then wait for the reaction? This was hilarious. Always love these guys
That's the general consensus, according to the CZcams comments here. There might be some truth to it, there might not be. Who knows?
They did that before
That's a special "skit" they occasionally do, they usually just write racial jokes that the other has to read. These jokes are mostly written by SNL writers with their input also
Most of the time, no, that's only something they do from time to time and they announce it beforehand in most cases
Hits every time. Love this duo
I love that intro music
bad bunny music is that good too 😂😂
"The way the promotion works is: if we buy enough albums, he'll jump"
I'LLTAKEYOURENTIRESTOCK!
My favorite segment
not for nothing, but 30 seconds to Mars had ONE track that my youth will grant them eternal immunity, "the kill" oscillating feels
That joke on Bankman Fried's was a classic. I was always thought that hairdo was a sure sign that he was nuts. What do you know he was found guilty!!