Weekend Update: Jim Jordan Dropped as Speaker Nominee, Trump Gag Order - SNL
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- čas přidán 21. 10. 2023
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Netflix planning to open brick and mortar stores and Ron DeSantis spending $1.5 million on private jets.
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#SNL #BadBunny #SNL49 - Komedie
Colin and Che have some of the best comedic chemistry I've seen they're awesome
My fave duo since Amy Pohler and Tina Fey. I loved Seth Meyers too but i like him better on his own show.
That Netflix joke was what my soul needed. Perfection, just perfection. Thank you
Blockbuster was offered to buy Netflix way back about 20 years ago. The Blockbuster execs laughed them out of room. Then, karma happened.
@@gj8683 That's not what karma is.
wasn't it perfect? justice for blockbuster lol
@@PlannedObsolescence Right?? Good response. You karma'd his ass.
@@Steelburgh if only he was right tho.
"The sleeper than twenty Cosbys" made me laugh harder than I should have.
They'll also make your caboose just as sore
I just wish P.Biden would stop making absurd comparisons. The 9/11 was way out of line. I didn't hear it directly but would have been furious had I.
I stupidly believed we went there to try and negotiate any kind of peace and end the blockades. He pulled a Trump on us.
I died at that Cosby joke 😂
I almost spit out my coffee at that Biden/Groot dig.
3:00 - Judges have the most boring robes...
That Netflix joke 😂😂😂😂😂
There are times where this is the funniest segment on the show. This should be a show on its own. Complete with field reporters and off air shenanigans.
That would be similar to Daily Show. Maybe some competition. Hmmm.
It the only thing keeping this worn out cob web of a show on the air. I can remember when it was an absolute event every SATURDAY NIGHT!
This type of goofy humor quickly runs its course and can't be sustained for 30 minutes. But yeah, Jon Stewart did something like that, only better
And the show would be every day. Like a daily show.
@@hopejackson1319especially since The Daily Show has two co-hosts now.
Michael went right out there on Clarence Thomas.
😂😂😂
He deserves it
And nailed it! Didn't see it coming & BOL.
The funniness (?) of it rested in the thinking that, you kind of know it's true 😅😂
No argument here.@@kitcoffey7194
"Because if there's one guy whose trail famously end well, it's Jesus."
Trial
@@Royale_with_Cheeze trail
@@finallife87
2:33 "Because if there's one guy whose trial ended famously well, it's Jesus."
If the line was supposed to be *trail,* somebody ought to tell Colin he blew his line.
There was no WAY you could talk about Netflix’s new brick n mortar stores without mentioning its biggest victim. RIP Blockbuster🙏
I thought they did exactly mention it’s biggest victim at 3:20, was I hallucinating?
Imagine putting your competition out of business by destroying the brick and mortar model, only to expand your revenue by reintroducing the brick and mortar model. Netflix is a straight savage😂
@@abstract5249 they are. Though I still miss Blockbuster dearly😔
@@abstract5249 Could turn out even more ridiculous - they could fail and have to close them all. History repeats as farce 😆👍
These two really should have their own show. They always make the news hilarious and informative!
F e23e4r😅
i agree they do.
TRUMPSTER IN THE DUMPSTER !!!
Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah and Colbert have/had that gift.
There's Weekend Update summer edition but they haven't done that in years.
The George Santos joke, and Jesus one got me 😂
The netflix joke made me laugh way too much
That dog is exactly what these "secret" service guys needed!
Che and Jost always make me smile.
They still make us laugh our butts off nevertheless. 😂😂😂
Honestly, they might be the best Update team SNL's ever had. They work incredibly well together.
I love the 'Not sure what I'm about to report' switch up btwn the two. Che's cards usually turn Jost's face A Whiter Shade of Pale or bright red.
Jost sucks. Che should do it solo
My favorite segment!
I only watch SNL to watch the bromance of Michael and Colin develop on Weekend Update
Not quite blowing eachother yet but close!
Weakest part of the show.
@@DunedinMultimedia2: Seriously!? It’s the only part consistently worth watching with Che and Jost.
Sometimes I watch the opening skit too. 😂
Michael Che and Colin Jost are a lot of things on this show, but a bromance is not one of them. The only good bromance Weekend Update ever had was Seth Meyers and Bill Hader as Stefon the club kid.
Dropped on his head on purpose many times 😂
that netflix joke is so good 😂
I may no longer have Netflix on my phone, but I might go to one of their brick and mortar stores if one should appear in my area.
To be fair Netflix tried to partner with Blockbuster during their "movies through the mail" faze and eventually streaming on the internet and Blockbuster refused and told them it was a stupid idea that will never take off. You know just like people back in the day did with electricity, the motor vehicle and the telephone, etc. Blockbusters lack of vision for the future signed their own death certificate.
It gets better. At one point about 23 years ago or so, Blockbuster could have bought Netflix for about $50 million.
@@andrewdiamond2697 peasant take. what blockbuster was offered was a membership interest in a business that was at the time heavily in the red for $50m
not exactly genius but anyone pretending they knew netflix would be successful back in 1997 better be able to show me a portfolio worth at least $250m because if not ur not the genius investor u think u r just a dimwit using hindsight to create the illusion of intelligence
3:20 TOO SOON. 😂😂😂 (yo, i was just thinking about blockbuster when you landed that omfffffffg hahaa brutal.)
Had me going for a bit then the denim condom joke just took me out of it.
What I love about SNL is they are equal opportunity on making fun of anyone and everyone --- it does not matter political party.
That’s true. They don’t care if you’re a conservative or a republican, they make fun of both openly.
As a born and raised Floridian I'm genuinely ashamed that every governor we elect is somehow worse than their predecessor.
I feel the same about our "governer" in my section of Canada
Maybe drain the swamp before you elect the next one.
Voting in the U.S. is about as much freedom as your mom making you choose between two popsicle flavors that you hate.
Ditto.
Instead of making overarching statements that are not factually-based in anything, why don't you give examples of how "every governor we elect is somehow worse than their predecessor." Why don't you start from 1980 and continue on from there?
0:32 This could be a remix! 🎵Don't, don't, don't. Don't you want me 🎶
🤭🤭🤭🤭
The Netflix joke got me, lol! Thanks guys.
“The Groot of presidents”
😂
LMFAO! I think it was more than a dropping that Jordan suffered.
don’t…don’t don’t…don’t…don’t
Love weekend update ❤
I took a shot everytime I heard "dont" and now difls usuao djduhhvs
Now you sound like trump
Best most accurate news source out there 😂
Look at Colin slowly turning into a silver fox….
IKR? means I be getting closer and closer to...wherever I'm goin'
1:53, woah you got me there Michael, thought you were going to say Colin
"Why TF are you dragging me into this, Donny? You're on your own, Sparky." - Jesus
That netflix blockbuster joke was good
German Shepherds are protective toward their family. It makes me hope there’s not something about those secret service agents that the dog is picking up on and no one else.
They can detect paranormal 💩,bad energy/vibes.
This pup has been problematic for a while. It’s probably from a more underlying issue / past experience.
@@BrandonHunter-yb1vdThat's a myth.
Or maybe the dog is aggressive and untrained and doesnt belong in a busy place like the White House.
That dog is hella aggressive
Anyone else immediately think of Edgar Wright’s fake trailer “Don’t” from Grindhouse? 😂
You can always tell when Che wrote the bit
They deliver the freshest and funniest monolog!
Bad bunny did the monologue. plus there's two of them.
@BariumCobaltNitrog3n yeah, this person clearly doesn't know the definition of monologs
@@BariumCobaltNitrog3n We'll, they are delivering to the camera, not to each other in a dialogue.
@@NJtoTX *Well, so what? Weekend Update is not a monologue. Bad Bunny: monologue.
Che's "Jim Jordan dropped on head many times as a baby" comment cracked me up so much that my neighbor gave me a 💯 fist-pump on his wall.
Love these guys.Perfect couple for this show.❤❤❤
“He is used to because he was dropped lot as a child” 😂
Trump sitting next to Jesus actually makes a lot of sense; he'd make a great Pontius Pilate.
More like he's the nation's Judas. He literally swore an oath to uphold and defend the constitution, then staged a coup attempt when he lost an election.
I loved the punch line. The analytic sarcasm, always brilliant, always spot on. Seeing "IT" next to Jesus was traumatic. Seeing IT elicits a PTSD synapses response every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯🎯🤦♂️ Let's be real.... if Jesus was to show up in the modern day and talk about taking care of the poor and foreigners and feeding everyone... ppl like trump would call him a socialist lib and crucify him again 🙄
Of course it was the whitest Jesus ever!
@@helios7212 The only reason God sent a guy instead of a talking horse or bird is bc He knew it would take longer to kill the one which looked more like a man. All God wanted was some kindness and love to stop the money grubbing, land-grabbing, hatred and war amongst the never satisfied, humans.
The Netflix bit was freakin' gold! 😄
Biden doing his best Clint Eastwood impression
2:27 _"Jesus there, with the thousand-yard-stare, will you look at that? Tears in his eyes..."_
_"Many people are saying that - like the Beatles - I'm bigger than Jesus. With regard to disciples and in respect of fishes, and indeed loaves. Bigger than Jesus."_
_"I like Sons of God who _*_weren't_*_ crucified. Put that on the next batch of NFTs."_
OMG WERE BACK BABY! Maybe it's just me but you can almost tell the writers are getting paid more😂
Don't! Hahahaha!! Well done Mr. President ... even as basic as that one word is, it's still waaayyyyyyy better and more meaningful than any of the words Donnie uses! Biden has ALL the BEST words!!
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."
"you've got the first sort of mainstream African American, who is articulate and bright, and clean and a nice-looking guy."
"Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle."
"You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."
-Joe Biden...the BEST words, LOL
@@JamesVomitmeanwhile Trump gets arrested for the words he says lmfao😂
@@cr9853like "Find votes"
@JamesVomit liar never said..get back to your singlwide 🤡
And when dealing with bratty children, it’s the word that works. Don’t F with Dark Brandon. ❤
Does Trump even know who Jesus is? I mean really?
Considering Trump thinks he has suffered more than any other U.S. President in history, including Lincoln, he probably thinks he has suffered more than Jesus, too.
20 ambiens? 20 cosbys .more Like 20 roseannes
That's right:
DON'T.
Just about to cook Sunday breakfast, now I can smile as I cook, thanks. 😊
At three in the morning?
@@jeffmisch1485 lol not here it wasn’t. 😅
I Love Saturday night live when Christmas comes 💘✨🌟
Please make a Barbie Christmas Musical On Saturday Night Live 💘✨🌟💘✨🌟🌟
It feels so weird being this early.
They literally uploaded this about an hour ago. This is the reupload lol
This is the only part worth watching since Kate and Aidy left.
Next up for Gymee… the humiliating documentary covering his cowardly Ohio St episode. He looked the other way!
Funny where both sides are teased. Too funny.
3:05
Oh shizzy!
OMG! Biden as Groot! Damn, but that will provide an interesting contrast to the orange Gollem!
Thank You! I missed this last night!
Queue the "this is the only reason I watch SNL'' comments.
They back😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Groot of Presidents! LOL!
I never seen Michael Che at the end of the show with the other cast members
Weekend Update continues to be the funniest part of SNL, never disappoints. The feeling i out of Deja Vue means there is s glitch in The Matrix
They turn up volume on audience to make every joke seem hilarious.
The fact that they don't just upload the whole thing pisses me off to no end though. I don't know why we have to dig around for a little two and three minute videos.
@@TryMyMartini they started posting the whole thing ,last season , on Monday mornings, around 8:00 A.M., eastern standard time. Much better that way.
This is literally the only good part of SNL consistently
That Netflix House thing is going to be a total fail after the first couple months. At first, it'll be an interesting novelty, but they've already trained their customers to binge-n-drop. That's exactly what's going to happen to those stores. Binge-n-drop. They'll be closed by the end of the first year.
Jim Jordan attacking the nipple
I’m dead💀💀
Good doggie ❤
Great ! So glad snl is back
It was so good!
I will always be early for my favourite skit 😂😂😂
When you sit down in a suit jacket, you should unbutton it.
😅😆 "Don't"-Detroit
Biden sounds like Homer Simpson in the open.
Gotta love the fact that we have grandpa simpson as a president
I saw this BEFORE the re-upload!
I wonder what part they had to edit and reupload
Only change I notice is they added the judge’s face to the joke about trump complaining he doesn’t have the right to speak.
@@MrSpazbomb Good eye!
Great Video!!
Anyone know why they always drop these out of order?
If they ran part 2 and then part 3, you'd watch them and leave.
This gonna make you sleepier than 20 Cosby 😂
If it works for Dora with Swiper then it will work for him, he said don't way more than she had to say no swiping.
I used to hear that in high school hygiene class.
They are back in shape
Denim condoms🤔😏🫣
😂😂😂
THANK YOU GOD ! AMERICA NOW HAS AN HONEST PRESIDENT !!!
That's a very nordic looking Jesus.
Am I the only one that read that as “dropped as mommy” and immediately confused? Lol
Hes basically the groot of presidents!😂😂😂😂😂
Let's see if I can get in a question about the inevitable joke that flies over my head before the comments section gets swamped
0:20 Biden’s whole speech is copyright infringement from Public Enemies song “Don’t Believe the Hype!”
hilarious
Don’t has never been scarier.
Wait she said... I have to subscribe again?
so good..........
To be fair, if there is one person who doesn't know how Jesus's trial ended, it's Trump