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One of my favorite pranks that was actually harmless was when this man (whose husband is blind) kept putting more of his own food onto his husband's plate to see how long it would take him to notice.
Oh, their channel is so wholesome. They prank each other, but it's always things that would really count as pranks - nothing malicious, just some little tricks, and they educate a bunch about being blind as well. Their shorts have been recently popping up in my feed, and I, for once, am actually glad about the suggestions.
@@skullslace2426 Oh I love them!
@@skullslace2426 ooo whats their channel name? That sounds really sweet!
@@andifishgallery9400 it's Matthew and Paul
their channel is so amazing fr
as a gay person i can answer the question "when it's gay to say good morning to another guy"
right after a full date day when you wake up in his house and he makes you breakfast and kiss you good morning.
What, you never kiss the homies "good morning" after chilling out all day and crashing at his house?
Well, you're not wrong...
I do that with the homies all the time
I'm homiesexual. Ain't nothing wrong with that
Uh... I think the correct response to the guy who thinks his infant son is gay is "I want a divorce and sole custody."
Honestly, how did she get married and have a kid before this insanity surfaced? There HAD to be hints before this point, surely.
@@hmnhntrit could very much be one of those marriages that happened maybe just a 7 months to a year into the relationship while things were still sweet and spicy for them honestly....people take a while or need very specific circumstances to show their red flags honestly in relationships- its how many people end up feeling trapped in bad situations.
thank you that's why i said too
seriously though does this guy not understand how children work? no kid pops out of the womb and and immediately starts pumping Iron and staring at kate upton. what masculine activities can a baby even do? And even if he was gay from the start you shouldnt care, hes your child you should support him. also as a completely straight man that works out on the regular and makes a hobby of metalworking I can safely say rainbows and bananas are rad
The homophobes say we're sexualising children but then they do stuff like the guy that thinks his 1 year old is gay, all they do is project their gross thoughts onto us
The bartender one hits so close to home as I've been doing it for almost 2 years now and the amount of harassment I've got while doing this job is infuriating.
Hang in there!
people have balls to harass people dealing with their food/drinks
@@eternallustformedusa4844 dw i have a friend who beats up people who harras the bar tender lol makes amazing pizza tho
People who harass people who are unable to just walk away and leave the situation, like how the bartender can't just leave the counter, are the worst.
@@steffhess3627 I think this approach is pretty universal in German pubs, bars and clubs. If you mess with the bar tender or waitress/waiter a bouncer or local guest will "kindly" remove you from the premise.
I will never understand why people think that these "pranks" are okay. Pranks are meant to be funny, not dangerous to anyone involved!
By the way, that same guy who did the train prank also did other "pranks" such as taking other people's dogs and running away and entering random people's houses for no reason. He also got arrested once but, because of the UK's shitty law system he got off with a simple warning and an order not to make other videos.
He ignored the order, made a few other videos of the same kind of pranks and, surprise surprise, got arrested for real
@@fedethegreat88 good
@@fedethegreat88 Stupid people don't learn I guess. Maybe a big ol' fine and some time behind bars (at least 2 or 3 years) sorts that out
Oh also I just remembered, he went on an interview once in a TV studio sonewhere and made it on the news, where he very badly pretended to be sorry for the whole dog and breaking-in stuff (it was before the train incident) but he was clearly not sorry and even tried to JUSTIFY himself, as if what he had done wasn't enough and he had to double down
@@fedethegreat88 what exactly is stupid about giving people that had no maliciouse intend befor you give them a punishment?
Honestly the 'offender' being pictured with twin is a good thing bc IMAGINE BEING THAT TWIN? like, I'd damn well want anyone who saw the face I share with that monster to not automatically think I'm him. People knowing there's also an innocent man who looks like that is important IMO
Was just thinking this.
True. Its still pretty funny they censored him. Like it makes sense but also doesn't hahah
as a people pleaser I'll never understand what it's like to have no shame lol, it's fascinating and scary at the same time
I'm a recovering people pleaser. There have always been times when I just don't care what other people think. I think it's because I'm an ambivert. While I'm usually cripplingly shy around strangers, I'm the opposite with people I know and trust (friends and family, mostly). It's odd, but it's just how I've always been. Back before my body decided it hates me, I was almost always the first person out on any dance floor, though, I'd take someone with me.
A few years ago, I realized that people pleasing meant that I wasn't doing the things I wanted to do. It only took a septic infection and my mom's cancer diagnosis hitting at the same time (we're both okay) to make me realize that life is too short to spend it trying to vanish.
However, I wouldn't be inconsiderate enough to inconvenience people who are just trying to get some groceries. 😁
Whoa! It’s Freyjinn!!! Your animations are amazing! The Raft ones with Mark, Bob, and Wade are super well done! ❤
I used to care what people thought of me but life hardships made me grow out of that mindset. I now pursue life for me and my goals, no caring what others want out of me.
Bartender: I have a girlfriend.
The girls: He's gay!
What the heck is wrong with people?
Sounded to me like they were trying to goad him into giving in and paying for the drinks. Something along the lines of “Well, if you AREN’T, then why aren’t you offering us cute ladies dove drinks?”
Either that, or they were really THAT shallow they’d rather assume that a dude wouldn’t pay for their drinks because he’s gay, rather than accepting a dude wants to be faithful.
Drinks can make even the smartest people act so stupid.
@@pokefan7446 Lol, they are so desperate for free drinks. Do they really think he's just going to be like, "Well, you called me gay! Drinks on me!"
Just say "i only treat pretty girls" and ignore them i suppose.. Annoying
It's just them, they're pissed that their taunts and tactics aren't phasing the bartender
Same as some douche calling some chick a lesbo cause she won’t give him the time of day.
The reason someone confused apps with side dishes is restaurants call them appetizers and some people shorten it to apps. It makes sense how they got there but didn't get the right apps
Was just checking to see if anyone answered this before I chimed in, but you got it covered.
Yeah this was just humans having a dumb language and then using it in an even dumber way.
I blame Applebee's for their "unlimited apps" advertising.
Oh, is that it? Thank you, I was deeply confused by that.
just strange English lol
10:20 as a wheelchair user who can sometimes walk (a bit, with crutches or a walker) this is even more painful.
Sometimes wheelchair users aren’t paralysed. Sometimes we have other (very valid) reasons to need a wheelchair.
It’s even worse when we stand up to reach a shelf in the supermarket (which is usually painful/dangerous/exhausting/all of these things) and someone makes a joke about a miracle or something.
Standing briefly doesn’t mean that we don’t need wheels to get around. There are very few people who use a wheelchair without a valid reason. They are expensive, bulky, accessibility is a nightmare in most places, the cheaper ones are painfully uncomfortable, and it’s also hard work building the muscles you need to self-propel (or even more money, plus ongoing charging costs, plus issues with electric wheelchairs!).
Just assume disabled people know what they are doing with their lives! And if we want advice from random strangers, we will ask!
Yeah... we really need better education/awareness campains about stuff like that. There is same issues with blind people being accused of faking it because they can still see something, or d/Deaf people who can lip read and talk well and the list goes on...
This^^^^
had an uncle in a wheelchair because he broke his back. nothing wrong with his legs, standing before it healed would just put weight on his spinal injury and be agonizing and risk further damage and paralysis. and it took him around 20 years to finish healing because backs heal slowly or not at all to avoid developing cancer in the spine, and because he had a really lousy doctor who saw conflicts in his prescriptions and decided to prescribe more for the symptoms of the conflicts instead of just switching them out for compatible ones or dropping them as they stopped being needed. he then had to relearn how to walk and that was absolutely not an instant thing since that's kind of exhausting after spending like half your life not only not walking but also in an unnecessary drug induced sleep.
know another guy in a wheelchair because he has to fight both stomach cancer and diabetes, can almost never keep anything down, so he's constantly malnourished and has a very limited amount of energy per day. he's constantly doing yardwork and projects from his chair. not having to always put that energy towards standing has allowed him to instead reserve it for his hobbies so that he doesn't just spend twice as much time asleep. being able to walk doesn't necessarily mean being able to live, it's fully within his rights and what control he has over his own life to choose the latter. there wasn't anything wrong with his legs either until the diabetes took one of them recently.
met a dude a while ago who uses a wheelchair because he has a bone disorder that causes them to break easily. i don't know if there is currently anything wrong with his legs, or at what point he started using the chair, that's not something I'd ask someone I had like all of 2 conversations with. But hypothetically, if i had to risk a broken bone from walking around tripping or bumping into things, i'd probably go to the chair to avoid that before it became a problem. Broken bones famously hurt and medical bills are expensive to the point that obviously no one wants to have to constantly deal with them. Even then, though, although i can imagine logical reasons for it, thinking about it in terms of 'what would make sense' doesn't even have to lead to the correct conclusion or even make sense to me at all because it's not my health or my chair. Society is way too obsessed with what everyone else is doing. Although it's good to know how health works to an extent and what options there are to deal with it, those are things that should be asked of doctors and maybe people who have expressed that they are *willing* to talk about it, not demanded of random strangers trying to go about their day as usual.
There are probably a million and a half reasons someone might be in a wheelchair, most of them aren't going to have anything to do with their legs, and absolutely none of them are any of anyone's business except for the person, their doctor, and those they like enough to openly talk about it to. We're not entitled to know, that's part of why doctors swear confidentiality. It's none of our dang business. Read up on health things you want to know about because it's good to learn, don't harrass and interrogate people who might have these health things to accuse them of whatever.
@@tiredofupdates indeed! I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome which causes (all over) constant joint dislocations and partial ones (subluxations) which also damages the soft tissues constantly, malnutrition due to severe digestive issues (a bit like an extreme form of IBS where I vomit daily and stuff), and I have migraines, a tremor, some kind of sleep issue (I can fall asleep randomly), I’m autistic and ADHD so I have a lot of sensory and perception issues too, and I have PTSD so sometimes I am thrown in to flashbacks etc.
It’s often safer for me to be in a wheelchair if I cannot sit down at any time, and I use crutches the rest of the time I’m trying to move around anyways.
I mean, honestly I spend a LOT of time just stuck at home, watching CZcams and Twitch and stuff when my family are out and about, or spending time with them when they are home and not busy doing homework/chores/etc. And snuggling my dog a lot 🥰🐶
Well said!!
A prank was when I switched the book my mom was reading with another one that was the same size, switching out the dust jackets and putting her actual book back on the shelf. Then she was confused as hell about who the fuck these people were and what they were doing until she finally took the dust jacket off and saw it was the wrong book.
_Trying to take over the controls of a public train is not a prank._
Thats hilarious i want to do that now (switching book covers not the train thing)
@@fishywood Yeah it's great; my mom still chuckles about it and I did it 25-ish years ago when I was in high school. lol
At the time I stuck a post-it in the original book to replace her bookmark so she didn't lose her place (I'm not THAT big of an asshole lol), and I wrote "APRIL FOOLS :)" on it for when she figured out where it was on the shelf. 😄
I also rigged the kitchen sink sprayer to nail my dad in the gut one year. At least I was able to get that one on film and was present for it! I was at school when the payoff happened on the book!
Like, what is phase two of this prank? There's... really nothing good that can happen there. Like the best case scenario is that you stop it and the whole line has to halt behind you, which is just annoying, not funny.
If they're saying Henry Cavill is a trans guy, then they're saying that one of the manliest men of the modern day is a trans guy. They're not helping their own cases. They're just putting their own insecurities on full blast for everyone to see.
This GIANT MANLY MAN is TRANS
Ok cool that doesn't make the point you think it does... my lord people are fucking odd these days
"I think he's hot, therefore he's a WOMEN!" - Some Incel
He's the handsomest man of the generation. Also a body builder _and_ a fan of fantasy fiction.
@@JoshSweetvale i think you might be onto something there...
@@JoshSweetvale just the fact that he plays Warhammer means there is a 90+% likelihood of him being male and that is without the fact he literally looks like chiseled statue of masculinity.
@@bugsmith9751 Everyone is some percentage of bi. Hell, everyone's some percentage of (a)sexual as well.
It's not binary. :D
Fun animal fact: Honeybees can hold hands. Their “hands” resemble hooks, and they tend to do it while they’re sleeping!
Beee happy
@@steffhess3627 every lil thing will 🐝 alright!
"Arr, another day of high tide as we scramble for pollen in the rocky fields"
"Matey if ye don't shut up I'll hook yer"
Please don't ever stop bee~ing you!
Thank you for this information
30:37 “He likes shiny things and sometimes he imitates what his parents do”
Parrots are gay, confirmed.
My family, unfortunately, is incredibly homophobic/transphobic, and it only seems to get worse during pride. Cliccy, you are one of the few people helping me through this month, and I thank you for that. 🙏
Random internet stranger here to wish ypu a happy pride and a wonderful day
Happy Pride! Stay safe
THE SKITTLE SQUAD MUST STAND TOGETHER MY FRIEND! WE LOVE AND BELIEVE IN YOU HUN!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
(I tried my best, sorry).
Gets worse during pride because its at the front of their mind
That woman with the full dryer filter was SO lucky that she didn't have a housefire.
exactly, seeing that made me cringe
IKR? I dread to think of what's in her dryer vent.
@@SewardWriter A whole-ass Wookie.
@@VelaiciaCreator *shudder*
I hope she has damned good insurance.
Scary some people don't learn that
Buying someone a drink shouldn’t be expected from someone. It should be voluntary.
just like tips
@@zhanucong4614 not in the US. Tips are mandatory to keep people alive
@@fangirl3086 if i visit US i will not tip, and no one else should either.
if nobody tips; the workers in those restaurants / where-ever quit for better jobs where they are paid by their work; not by the customers.
end tipping culture paying for your worker's pay! it shouldn't be income, it should be bonus to your income!
it isnt mandatory either, it is still optional. call me an asshole but the real assholes are the multi-millionaires and billionaires behind those restaurants who cant even bother to pay their workers real pay.
if your restaurant / whatever shithole buissness is so much on the tight rope unbalanced that paying a living wage for your workers = end of the buissness, you never had any place starting a buissness in the first place.
if this is what you call "it's our culture and you should respect it" your culture is objectively shit.
I believe they are saying it shouldn't have had to get to that point in the first place
@@fangirl3086 yeah, imagine if employers actually paid a living wage. Tips are meant to reward good service, not to subsidise wages.
I actually got away with the "dog ate my homework" once solely on the grounds that it was too ridiculous and cliche for me to claim it falsely. I kept a straight face the entire time, told the teacher I knew exactly how it sounded, and stuck to my story while the rest of the class was cracking up. The finished homework was in my backpack, I was bored and wanted to see if I could pull it off, lol.
My cat ate my econ homework once. I'd taken a picture of the page when I received it so I still did it and emailed my work to the teacher. When I showed pictures of my cat eating it my teacher laughed pretty hard. No one has ever claimed their cat ate their homework before, much less showed proof.
I once turned in a paper and my teacher asked if my dog ate it, I was confused, untill he showed me my paper that was in fact half eaten and a had a very clear dog bite mark on it.
@@katrinascarlet5637 My family's cat chewed on my brother's homework once, does that count?
My dad's dog legitimately ate my homework... My fault for leaving on the bed.
i dont want to give birth but i want kids and amount of people that throw a hissy fit when i say i would rather adopt then bring new life into the world is insane, i am utterly shocked with peoples obsession with birth.
Isn't it more commendable to take care of existing children without homes? I don't get what their logic is.
It was rich when the entitled girls at the bar said they weren't judging the bartender when they called him gay because he refused to comp their drinks,which is literally what they did. And I would even consider it homophobic because they are trying to use calling him gay as an insult.
I probably would have asked them to clarify themselves. Make them look stupid and have my rear covered
"I'm not gay, but you? Are barred. Bye-bye!"
Tbh those girls prolly never left their middle school mindset where gay was considered an insult.
@Melodyhallowsmitz Still don't understand why it's considered an insult, Gay can also mean happy.
@@Emm3342 I think it relies on the "recipient" of the "insult" being. at least subconsciously, homophobic. I mean, call a homophobe "gay," and they'll be desperate to prove otherwise, lest their "friends" decide they _are_ gay, and turn on them.
These people are sooo fragile that the merest rumour of gayness causes panic and fear. This is also why they throw it at other people, they expect the same result, whereas a sane person will just say either "yes," or "no."
"Cavill is trans!" Everyone who watched witcher: *visible confusion*
I think his bath picture was making the rounds on the internet, still is.. 😅😂
I'm trans and I'm like... he is what?
This thing of trying to identify people's "real" gender is like modern-day phrenology. I cannot imagine putting so much energy into other people's genders--isn't it just so much simpler to take people at their word about this sort of thing?
@@zoyadulzura7490 Witcher hunt..
Fun (kind of unrelated) fact! The Witcher potions, I am pretty sure, can trans your gender. Maybe they contain testosterone in some form, maybe it's some magic stuff, but I am fairly sure that, in one of the books, Triss protests against Ciri being given a witcher healing potion for just that reason.
This means that there is a non-zero possibility of there being a trans witcher
Those girls at the bar are horrible. I hate people like that. I'm reassured by the fact that they're as horrible as each other and therefore will probably be horrible to each other. I hope they care about each other too so when they both do something horrible they'll keep coming back to each other in an amazing abusive cycle of a gross toxic friendship between two horrible people.
He's a saint for not just barring both of them.
Would have been cool if he'd said "Sorry, your not as hot as the girls I do comp.. We only comp the hot ones" 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't even think she was that pretty... He may not have found her attractive in general and trying to guilt him into buying her a drink was shameful. It doesn't matter if someone is working or not. It's a good rule for bars to have that their staff can't buy customers drinks while on the clock, it can protect their employees.
The shoplifter one really embodied "Play stupid games, win stupid prises."
People are forgetting that she was going to dox her and she tried putting her hands on her she may be a thief but that it the epitome of an inappropriate and unequal response as well as incredibly illegal.
I'm shocked that the lady who never cleaned her lint tray never caused a fire... I've never seen it get that bad without starting one, or at least starting to smoke...
I wathed a few videos of that guy, there was huge amounts of lints everywhere. One time it was even a little bit black and smoky ^^'
I didn't even know that was possible, I just thought the dryer stopped working properly if the lint trap got clogged up 😭
I came here to say the same thing. It's reason number two of housefires (coocking being number one), in the country I live in.
Same, I literally was thinking that she’s fortunate that she’s never had a fire!
My dad loves using lint from lint trays as fire tinder for the hearth/campfires. I'm genuinely shocked her house doesn't have scorch marks.
The story of the husband thinking his 1-year-old son would be gay made me think of what I was told about my cousin's conserative mother in law: She apparently was afraid that my cousin's, back then, 2-year-old son would turn gay because he found a baby doll and liked playing with it and dragging it around. For whatever reason playing with toys because they're toys always automatically determine how you'll be as an adult. 🙄
Boy is now in pre-school and enjoys football (soccer for AE speakers) the most.🤷
Let kids be kids and support them as much as you can.
Is AE American English? I’ve never seen that before
@@chaoticwhenever1457 yes, it's used in all English as foreign language books, including grammar books, I have ever seen. Don't know though if it is a thing for the German speaking regions 🤷🏽♀️
My friend's son wanted a baby doll. People freaked out. She told people that it seemed like a good thing that her son was interested in being kind to those smaller than him, or perhaps learn a little about being a good parent.
@@C-SD was gonna say exactly this
Also anyone who looks at a 1/2yo and thinks they're gay or any sexuality, or eating a banana is wrong, they should be on a list!!!
21:56 im sorry but the desperation the guy has for his seatbelt is so hilarious
My cousin had the same dilemma with his father,for ridiculous reasons he thought his son was gay and made it clear with both speak and act. He married to a wonderful woman, guess who's didn't got invited to the wedding.
16:30 it _might_ be gay to say good morning to another man if you just woke up next to him and you're both naked. Otherwise it's just being sociable.
Lol
This man’s content is so wholesome while reading such fricked up stuff for no reason
There IS a reason. Suffering OwO
Click is just that one gay uncle we all love to see whenever he comes over
@@timothyisstupidlmao Fr I hope im that one uncle one day
@@cardsnstuf Same
Lmfao so you're new here then?
20:25 I smell a lawsuit.
They refuse to fix his AC and now they're going to try to price gouge him yeah that's a lawsuit
27:36 the best part is it's not JUST a cat calendar, it's specifically a calendar that features cats pooping xD
On the topic of "The Rainbow Agenda", I ran into a butt nugget who "was happy that Alabama is good for banning shows with men in thongs twerking for children"(this is about drag bans) and I wish I thought to say "Okay. Make sure to tell your local priest that".
Some people, man.
"Ban all drag shows"
*Doesn't know what drag is*
I’m not understanding your hypothetical burn; why would his local priest be affected? (Genuinely curious lol not trolling)
@@iterativegrowth considering there's been quite a few priests who been found out to be pedophiles taking advantage the impressionable kids under them and of the trust the parents gave.
@@iterativegrowth The stereotype of priests being convicted for child sexual abuse
@@bluelobster4593 ahhh got it; thx! 🙏
I worked in a pharmacy, and we did have pet profiles. Part of our policy when making these profiles was that we made note of who the parent/owner of the pet was or linked the profile of said individual to it so that the system knew they were connected. We did the same things with the profiles of children and their parents/guardians.
Now I see why we did that.
It's all coming together
5:10 I am pretty sure a standard emo phase lasted longer than the confederacy.
I’ve seen people with more hours in Minecraft than there were hours of the Confederacy existing.
As an MCR fan of over 10 years, can confirm
The amount of times I've been asked to just walk while using my wheelchair is just sad
That infuriates me.
WTF is wrong with these people?!
WAIT WHAT? NAHHH 😭
as a former print shop worker I can tell you exactly what happened with that childrens book... untimely its as simple as someone not paying attention and putting the calendar parts were they shouldn't of been.
I kind of wonder if this was so absent minded... all the cats in the calendar are taking a dump.
What a great explenation! I never would have guessed that!
Somebody was definitely trying to annoy someone here, considering all the photos were of cats pooping XD I just wonder whom the calendar was for
My question is why is it a calendar of nothing but cats shitting in litterboxes?
@@maidenreligion12 you would be surprised at what people want in their calendars... like calendars are easy to make and cheap(ish) to print.
I think the "apps" were mistaken as appetisers.
Scrolled for a while to find this
@@Shatterslime
So did I after posting the same thing, except I spelled it with a “z”.
Kudos to the bartender who remained unbothered and aloof in the wake of those cringey ass pick-me girls. Major kudos. His girlfriend caught a good one.
Can we agree that OT and Click have the most WHOLESOME SOUNDING LAUGH EVER?!
Fun fact: Platypuses flouresce in a cyan color if you shine a black light on them(making Dan Povenmire, creator of Phineas and Ferb, surprisingly ahead of his time).
*illuminated sobbing*
@@jimwormmaster "What does the blue mean?"
@@rabidrabids5348he doesn't really do much.
it can also sweat milk
Funny story he did a reaction video to someone explaining that and said he had no idea that was a thing.
If he broke a court's order, I really hope he's in jail now. That stupid stunt had the potential to kill several dozens of people. Dude needs real consecuences to understand those aren't jokes.
@@PerfectProtagonistNeither, the "pranker" mentioned in the video who broke into peoples houses and stole peoples dogs for his videos...
@@PerfectProtagonist The "pranker" who broke into a train driver's cabin.
"Pay for her drink she's literally so hot" Than *you* get her a drink, dang
Your story about the fish tank reminded me about something me and my brother used to do when we were younger. There was this fish tank in a chinese resturant and because we were small there was a rainbow and reflections of the fish above the rainbow at the top of the tank, so we called that fish heaven. Thanks for reminding me of good memories of the past.
The Ethan thing makes me uncomfortable because people have been known to do that to get men alone so they could hurt or kill them. Either the guy is in the closet OR he was planning on harming someone. He lives in my state and is banned from our store and we aren't even a Target nor has he ever been in our store. The owners drew a hard line on that because a lot of us who work here are queer.
My grandparents tried to do the dinosaur brainwashing thing on me. Luckily, it didn't work, and I embarrassed them in front of all their friends at church by spouting dinosaur trivia one time because I was mad that they lied to me and dragged me to church with them where I didn't want to be! :D
Also, we never got rid of the plague, it's still here. Madagascar gets massive outbreaks every year, and the US gets about 4-6 cases in humans a year with more occuring in dogs and cats that foolishly messed with an infected rodent. Also, the pandemic known as "The Black Death" lasted about 300 years in successive waves every other decade before finally winding down in the 1600s. The first wave back in the 1300s is usually what most people mean when they say "Black Death" though, and it had the most fatalities associated with it, though make no mistake - the others were horrific too, and still saw the usage of plague pits and corpsecollectors (people paid to pick up the corpses of those who died from the disease to carry to the plague pits - the pay was actually quite good, but unsurpisingly the job had high mortality rates) during them as well, because in the hard hit areas conventional burial methods couldn't keep up with the death rate, and in some cases whole villages were wiped out with no survivors.
I believe the plague as we know it, caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis, has been around since the Stone Age. :) It takes many forms, including the bubonic plague we all know and "love".
Seriously, the hoops that Young Earth Creationists will jump through to try and justify their position- it boggles the mind! My favorite hypothesis was one I heard at church, that the skeletons of dinosaurs were actually the fire-breathing dragons of medieval folklore, and they’re gone because knights hunted them to extinction 😂😂😂
There is also the matter of distribution: The plague never reached total global distribution during the pandemic.
Think about it, it did not run across the globe in 300 years of cycles, it spread mostly through Europe, with cases also seen in Asia.
Covid spreaded globally in a matter of months. No other disease has the death rate The Plague has.
As an example, Covid with a global distribution has a mortality rate of around 3%. The plague had something around 60% (estatistically speaking), but the total volume is so much bigger, because of how long the pandemic was with no medical science advanced enough to mitigate it.
So, any way you choose the break this down, using the plague as an argument against vaccines is just brain dead.
ps: People often forget, but the plague did eventually got to the Americas via San Francisco. And the only reason it did not evolved into a new pandemic because of the efforts of a small group of people and their sheer tenacity.
@@lucialma TO BE FAIR, i do suspect (as a layman) that this might have been how some people started to come up with legends about dragons: someone stumbles on a fossil of a pterassaur, no one in the ancient times can grasp what is this unknown animal, superstition and folklore ensue.
@@TvTrollByIvy so I’m not alone. I was thinking basically the same thing
If a family member weirdly se_ualized a kid, even if it’s off handed comments and not creepy behavior - they are not allowed around them anymore. Period. These people see the world through their own deeply disturbing lense
The icing on the cake about the email that was sent to the tenant: depending on where they are, raising rent for someone just because you dont like them is INCREDIBLY illegal! And the tenant would win any legal dispute about it because the agent sent him hard evidence that it happened
In regard to the dinosaur bit, my mom grew up in Oklahoma. She didn't know dinosaurs were real until she came to Denver at 18 and saw the fossils in the natural history museum. Fundamentalism is bonkers. 😅
My mum believes dinosaurs were real, but they lived alongside humans and died in the flood. I'm trying to decide if that's more insane than flat out denial.
Ask her where all of the water went.
Even if you melted both the Greenland and Antarctic Ice Sheets, you couldn't even cover ¼ of the dry land on Earth. And it's pretty easy to calculate him much water is locked up in those 2 ice sheets.
So, the question again becomes: where did all of the water go?
That's the problem with literalist interpretations: they will _always_ eventually run into conflict with observable reality. Which _only_ proves One Thing: that scriptural literalism is always _a _*_misinterpretation._*
Oklahoma is one of the several cult states. It’s also where human trafficking and modern slavery is rampant and ignored
Yeah, the woman who catfished her own daughter is from my home state (Michigan, USA) she also told her daughter to kys. The whole case is insanely fucked.
WHAT
@@emissary8071 yeah. I actually think she was just sentenced
29:31 at one of my old homes the was a peep hole on the back door and on a nice sunny day there would be a perfect rainbow circle on the wall opposite of the door
(3:35) "We're not judging", after judging someone
Landlords:
"Boy we sure are important with all the services we provide!"
The services they provide:
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If I were near that girl who made fun of the guy in a wheelchair, I would of immediately punched her in the face. Girl, if you wanna make fun of someone for not being able to use their legs, imma remove yours.
And even if he could, it's likely not far and/or extremely hard.
So I’m not the only one with that instinct
the wheelchair one reminds me of something that happened in my school, one of my freinds dislocated their knee (40+ witnesses) and had to wear a cast for a while, and people kept assuming that they were faking their injury. I have little hope for humanity.
It wasn't just a cat calendar, those cats were pooping, it's a pooping calendar.
2:48 So apparently if you don’t pay for some random ass girl’s drink while BEING THE BARTENDER you are boring. Got it.
and also gay
People who use the word "boring" in that way are basically saying, "If I can't use you, then you're worthless to me."
@@eternallustformedusa4844 forgot about that💀
So freaking cringe. Dude is there to MAKE money, not spend it. And that desperation, begging, and narcissism? Not at all attractive.
@@zoyadulzura7490 Yeah. Some random guy walked up to me on the street and asked if I had any crack. I said no like three times before he went "you're boring" and buggered off.
People are always so horrified about boys playing with their mothers' make-up... While when I was a little girl, I accidentally scraped a patch of skin from my chin off because I tried to "shave" with my Dad's razor X)
6:22 In like, 7th grade, I had a classmate that was known for sexually harrassing other girls, he also had a still healing scar on his forehead from an accident, his behaviour was so bad that ppl associated the injury with said behaviour as a form of revenge (As offensive as a 7th grader could be, still a bad thing to do anyways) honestly, even years back it's pretty obvious he brought upon himself all on his own. The catch was that he had a twin (On another classroom) I personally didn't knew that, among others, and when I walked around the school and saw who I thought was clearly my classmate I immediately got away from him (Again, sexual harassment) and gave him the stink eye without knowing IT WAS THE TWIN. All because of brother's behaviour (Don't know if he was the same or not, I'll never know but now I feel bad bc it was obvious the blatant social rejection affected him for something he hadn't done) this is the same, you're basically setting someone that's innocent from criminal charges set upon the person that looks like him and now he'll probably be accused of some pretty horrible things he didn't do...
Thanks! Recent drama prompted me to search you out. I’m sorry you came across my radar in the way you did, but I’m glad. This is just good, wholesome fun!
Imagine in your mind... you've just become a new parent after giving birth, you've spent painful hours in labor, exhausting your strength, but in the end it's all worth it, as you hold your new born the door to the hospital room suddenly bursts open!
And you hear it, creepy slow singing, it sounds familiar, like you've heard it a million times before... "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...."
As the melody gets closer from the darkened hallway you see a bunch of smiling doctors peek from the darkness, their twisted smiles being lit up by the light of a lone birthday cake, and the number on the cake?
The number 0.
Literally the venn diagram between the people who say they can always tell and people who get it wrong is a circle
Can confirm, both from my own parents and as a retail worker the customers who just bring it up randomly during a transaction.
"We can always tell" also them: *Calls cops on cis woman in the women's bathroom*
9:48 Oh yeah, I remember this going viral and the girl was was fined for abuse, assault, verbal abuse, discrimination, disturbing the peace and being overly aggressive, and resisting arrest, when the police turned up. Guess what. She had to do unpaid community work for a month, kitchen and bathroom clean up duties and pick up trash. I saw a post from her raging about it....even her friends distanced themselves
11:04 fr, I once wished a whole discord server a happy 4th of July including other countries. I for some reason, late at night thought that all countries celebrated their own 4th of July and completely forgot it's independence day, not just a firework and fair day.
The thing that gets me about that guy breaking into peoples houses is that it only works in anywhere other than America. We have stories about people knocking on the wrong door, BY ACCIDENT, and getting shot ON PURPOSE!!! Trust me when I say, he would have been stopped real quick, his choice or nah
It reminds me of how a foreign exchange student from Japan got shot after he and his friend went to the wrong house for a Halloween party. The wife there freaked out over these two kids (one of which was in crutches) knocking on her door. Her husband, in response, took his gun and opened the door to fire his gun at these two. The husband and wife did not receive any punishment for this.
Yes, I remember when that happened.
Welcome to the US, land of the Sociopath and the home of the Easily Frightened Gun-Toters.
6:30 this also raises an interesting question, if a guy did bad things and his face is being plastered on the news, but he has an identical twin brother who did nothing wrong, arent you effectively slandering an innocent person because people will see the twin and be all "that's the guy who did the naughties!"
That's why you always colour-code your twins! Never refer to them by name. Just call them the blue one and the orange one. That way when one of them gets in trouble, the other will be fine because you know they're the other one based on their colour!
LIFE HACK!
@@GorbWasHere the blue twin dresses up like the orange and gets away with it
There have been people who've had their entire lives destroyed and people attack them on the street cos they just had the same NAME as a pedo or similar
@@GorbWasHere I shave my head and grew a beard so I didn't look like my twin.
13:42 he smoked 1 green leaf too many.
8:45 if that was a college graduation, the diploma is not in the binder. The actual diploma is shipped afterwards.
One of my favorite pranks ever actually came from my mom. She bought a garden gnome and left him in random places around the house, including on top of the toilet, in the medicine cabinet, and in our beds. 💖
My family had a giant plush clown (cute, not evil) that we placed around the house. Now we have 3 of them. The prank has been slowly multiplying!
Sounds like your mom watched Amélie Poulin
Is your mom a sim?
I like that, it's fun like Elf on the Shelf but without the weird undertones of constant surveillance.
My parents do the same thing with a plastic skeleton! His name is Walter 😊
I don't know about Henry Cavill's sexuality but he sure as hell makes me question mine
It is not gay to call another man Handsome or good looking
He's affirming mine 😂
Hey he's looking alright
I took question as in a furious interview like from those old American cop movies
"Henry Cavill is Trans and actually a woman so I'm not gay it's not gay if I can only get off to him" - The Guy who posted that crazy bs.
One time my dog actually did eat my homework and my mom had to write a note to the teacher saying "Yes, the dog actually ate her homework"
It was in elementary school when homework was just a worksheet, so it's not like it was important nor something I could have just started over or whatever.
1:41 Just turned 20 like a day ago and STILL forget that I am not a teen anymore but an adult now😅
The first Prank guy is from the UK and the issue is that the law enforcements are way too understaffed and underpaid to actually give this guy lasting consequences. He's just a horrible, horrible human being that just does ANYTHING for clout and it's painful that he doesnt give a single crumb about other people.
Edit: OF ALL PEOPLE ON GODS GREEN EARTH THE TRANSVESTIGATORS WERE ONTO THE GIGA CHAD HENRY CAVILL...damn.
he just has really feminine eyess...
they can't understand why they find him attractive so they are saying he must be a woman
@@universal_stupidity Just because someone has nice eyes doesn't mean they're inherently feminine! That's a weird double-standard.
@@mastermarkus5307 yes I know, that was supposed to read as a joke
@@universal_stupidity I need a study so badly on how internalized homophobia in men leads to misogyny and transphobia, really.
@@OhItsNekoAgain the leader of transvestigators is a woman though
Most people who use wheelchairs have some some sort of mobility of their legs, and many can walk short distances, which isn't enough to go out and do things, thus the chair. So yes, omg, their leg twitched, but that doesn't mean they can move the same way you can.
This also counts for people who are blind, most people aren't completely blind!
This! I have been in a wheelchair, because walking/standing hurt a lot, especially for longer periods of time. Not al wheelchair users are wheelchair-dependent!
@@VideoBeertje Wheelchair-dependent, thank you. Bound implies a lack or loss of freedom, and let me tell you, my wheels ARE my freedom.
@@wmdkitty Oh sorry! I'll change it. English isn't my first language, so I wasn't aware of the appropriate term ❤️
Same for my Mom. She's also got a leg brace that she's had since she was a kid.
Love the guy at 19:20, who's calling out the idiot destroying gay pride signs in a store.❤ "Chris Handsome."😂
11:25 THIS WOMAN'S TIKTOK DANCING IN THE HOME DEPOT
I find it so interesting that people get so upset over a few rainbows in shops. I mean clearly that dude has some internal battles going on, but I think it's funny to go after target for having pride stuff like the world revolves around you and everyone should have your same thoughts and feelings otherwise they're wrong and evil and you should start breaking all of their sh*t
Main character syndrome, social media has made everyone the star of their own show, and some forget other people aren't just extras in theirs
Yeah, they get "triggered" very easily.
Easily triggered by rainbows and yet they call us the snowflakes 🙄
@@onecatshortofcrazy12 That idiot was less than a snowflake, He's a dandruff.
I think its funny when they call it demonic. Like...are we finally admitting something about god?...
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Reminds me of when Anna Kendrick was on Ellen with Snoop Dog for..reasons, and they played "Never have I ever."
She went "I have" on "worn handcuffs", and then "never" on "been arrested".
Snoops reaction is GOLD.
I need the footage
I don't think searching a lady's purse and doxxing her is karma for petty shoplifting. You can be upset, you can do everything you can to stop her from stealing, you can ban her from coming back, maybe even take her to court. But following someone home, going through their purse, potentially showing the internet where they live, that's just unhinged.
My dog actually ate my homework in elementary school and when I told the teacher she said something along the lines of that being the oldest excuse in the book until I pulled it out of my backpack and she could see all the bite marks and chewed up spots. The look on her face when i showed it to her was hilarious.😂 She even apologized to me for not believing me.
3:21 “If my girlfriend looked like you, I would be gay.” Kill them with their own words
Perfect!
And as Internet Uncle-Gay, I approve this comeback.
Today I learned that every pride month at my high school there’s a mass email sent out by a couple of really homophobic students that’s just a bunch of homophobic nonsense. Apparently, this year one person took a picture of the inside of their toilet bowl and replied to one of these emails with that and the phrase “what I think of your opinion”.
I never saw the email because it got deleted by staff, but from what I heard it was an absolute train wreck.
20:20 Honestly if I got an email like that, I’d respond somewhere along the lines of “if my rent increases by even a cent, or my maintenance requests are not answered to my satisfaction, I’m forwarding this to your boss, my lawyer, and the local and national news, and I’m not going to censor your names or phone numbers” and then I’d start looking for a new place to live (with a different real estate agent)
I quite like the palate cleanser of the girl's first time in a taxi being between the 2 halves of the "high maintenance" tenant/AC story
21:50 - Unless her next post was captioned "OH MY GOD, I'M AN IDIOT" I feel like it's a joke, but if it's a joke, I think it's still a funny one.
I swear to god the AXIS leaders could come back and say World War 2 was just a prank and at least one TikToker would defend them
Oh yeah definitely, isn't there already one tiktoker who believes they're the reincarnation of that certain German man with a moustache too?
@@Retro_LightningYes, unfortunately there is
@@Retro_Lightning isn't his reincarnation a certain orange pinhead?
@@Retro_Lightning oh yeah, I remember him. I think he tried to argue with a H0l0caust survivor too
If i ever see anyone doing a TikTok dance in public, i'll just t-pose and stared dead at the camera.
The girls in the bar: you're boring...
Me: And you're annoying...
13:36 whoever made that post was absolutely stoned. I guarantee
The true shower
I'm in Queensland, Australia and we have excellent tenant protection if you know your rights. I had a property manager breach me for having a messy house (which isn't an offence) so I officially challenged the breach and then breached them myself for not having fixed my AC in 9 months. The AC was replaced 2 weeks later
Amazing job 👏
My brothers property agent asked them to open their cupboards at a house inspection, not built in cupboards their own personal cupboards they bought themselves. The answer was an immediate F off.
@@asheronwindspear552 even built in cupboards would be a no go for me unless there was utility access in there or something. If they had reason to suspect other damage they might have a right to ask but it would still be invasive
@@batchampa Absolutely off limits, if I had been there I would have asked the property manager if they really wanted to see my collection of adult naughty stuff... I'm a big bearded bloke with a wicked sense of humour.
@@asheronwindspear552 I'm a big bearded bloke too and depending on the cupboard they very well could see some of that stuff with me…
Fun fact: otters sleep hugging and holding hands so they keep each other warm.
17:10 Did anyone else get the feeling Click might've missed the part about the *school* teaching that dinosaurs don't exist and that the world is six thousand years old, not the dad? Private schools are expensive af, so I understand why the dad is angry. Then again, if it's a Christian private school (which I'm assuming it is until proven otherwise) what was the dad expecting, really?
"Christian" private schools here in the US are (1) A way to resegregate the schools; (2) Jesus-Madrassas for the Christian Taliban, who think "education"=="indoctrination".
To be fair, identical twins can develop features that differentiate, such as moles, that could make them look less identical. The twins who played Fred and George Weasley can be told apart because one has a mole on his neck and the other doesn't (they revealed this in the interviews on the 3rd film's extras). The caption mentioning that he was an identical twin was a bit stupid.
The "look at your bodies" comment looks like the Transformed Wife, who says stuff like this all the time.
Oh gosh, that lint filter in the dryer, that could cause a house fire because those things get hot when choked up.
That's not entirely true. Only fraternal twins can naturally develop physical differences like that. Fun fact, Tia and Tamera are actually Fraternal twins not identical twins, they use make-up to cover the features that make them look different so they can pass for identical on camera. They had admitted this in an interview after they turned 18, studios love working with identical twins because of child labor laws they can only work so many hours a day and having a set of twins playing the same character lets them split the work load between both kids so they don't go over their hours. Tia and Tamera were never actually identical though but they could appear to be once they got into make-up.
Of course if one twin were to get a tattoo or something and the other didn't they could look different that way but that wouldn't be part of their natural development. The only natural thing that would be different are their finger prints.
I've seen the uncensered picture, they are identical.
@@RialVestro I'm not sure where you get your information. But it'a untrue. I know an identical twins where they are different hight, moles on different spots, hair growing differently (not cut, Grow). Slight differences can occur. Not everything is DNA-based.
@@RialVestro Or their teeth, one of my neighbours had lovely straight white teeth but his identical twin brother had slightly buck teeth that were also uneven in length. Made telling them apart easy. Fortunately.
@@MadHax-wt5tl I didn't doubt that, I thought that the concept was just something Click might find interesting and/or helpful.
I only ever buy anyone drinks when they look really sad and just need an act of kindness to stop them from losing hope in humanity
The thing
about Henry cavill being a "girl" is more of a statement of "I am attracted to this person but I'm a homophobe and insecure with my own sexuality"
When he was a toddler, my little brother used to sit in the back seat of the car with our mom's purse over his shoulder singing "I'm the mama! I'm the mama!" during car rides. Fast forward to now where he's in his late 20's...he's straight. WOW! It's almost as if what little kids do when they are learning about the world around them does not have any weight on who they like romantically when they are older.
4:59 on behalf of all Brandons in the world, we sincerely apologize for his behavior we do not claim him as one of our own 🙏
Divine patience on that bartender. I wish I was that chill.
11:45 well I've seen a candle for "?" today, perfect for people who don't know how old someone is(and no, there were no other punctuation or letter candles, just numbers 0-9 and a ? )
What I’ve learned from watching this channel is:
The internet is crazy, but crazy parents are worse.