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whenever someone says that people are "turning gay" these days, just point them to the statistics of left handed people. people used to be punished for being left handed and forced to use their right hand so the number of openly left handed people were low, and when it stopped being punishable the amount of left handed people spiked in number. its almost as if more people talk about an aspect of themself when they aren't being punished for it.
Yes, thank you.
You know it's things like this that I wish were talked about more, because it just shows people are just being horrible for no reason at all
Never listen to a word Marjorie Taylor Spleen says, she is the most astonishingly ignorant person I have ever had the misfortune to hear.
Didn’t know THAT…
Sharing Fun is kinda hard in the sense that if you just ask in the comments at random
'Hey, someone wants some Click-like Channels to see', you may get called a Robot.
Fun fact: The woman who threw her cheating ex's mom's ashes into the river was arrested and jailed for that.
Good.
Good thats what i call karma
@@shoeskode136 More like stupidity than karma, tbh.
Great.
I still don't get over why in the hell you would do something like that in the beginning like.. I threw his mom away. What's wrong with people. 😐 Hope she Never gets out of jail
I was in foster care, and you have no idea what i would give to have been adopted by a same-sex couple because they actually listen and assist you to pursue who you really are instead of telling you to do things their way because “you are just a nieve little child who knows nothing about the real world”
I personally won't ever adopt a baby (unless like a friend or family member dies or something) not because I oppose adoption but because I want to adopt preteens and teens who have probably lost hope of ever getting adopted (Also its a lot easier to take care of someone who isn't just a gurgling crying ball of fragile and germs)
I’m so sorry.. People are cruel when they dont understand and speak for others
The amount of times I’ve been told I didn’t know anything about the world because I was just a kid is insane honestly
The scariest part about that Ohio law is that the legislation states that the examination can be carried out by "a school official", which does not even mean a it has to be a nurse, but could effectively be any teacher, a principal, or even just a janitor. Ohio has effectively legalised the sexual assault of minors.
But “THINK OF THE CHILDREN” and “the transgenders are invading our spaces” 🙄
Gods the hypocricy
only in ohio
@@waspsandwich6548 Only for now.. :[
My very homophobic dad has both his birthday and fathers day totally over shadowed by "the gay month" and i think thats the best thing ever
he deserves it
bro got hit by the rainbow beam of "dummy-is-homophobic-yet-got-his-birthday-and-father's-day-on-pride-month"
My stepdad is pretty bad about his homophobia and other hatred for LGBTQ+. He also has his birthday the same month as pride. It's great, not that he cares that much about father's Day though
lol
Growing up with two dads.
+100% resistance to yo mama jokes.
+100% dad puns per second.
Also immune to
- "your mom's gay"
And
-"fatherless"
Jokes
“I see this as an absolute win”
“Your dad is gay”
“Yes, yes they are”
@@l1xxin304 you can just say "well yes, literally"
“Yo mama so ugly your dad had to get a husband.”
The funny thing about the Jesus Bench story, is that someone called the cops to get the homeless statue evicted. That’s right, someone called the cops on Jesus.
Lol
Did Jesus call the fire soldiers on them after?
Not for the first time.
Me talking to H***er in Hell for calling the cops on Jesus:
I have had women pull the 'I'm a single mum, can't you give me a discount?' routine. I used to just smile and say, 'yeah, I am a single mum too and this is how I am feeding my kids.' Some of them still want a discount.
31:08
Her if she was born 100 years earlier:
"Left handed people are turning everyone left handed!!! It's an agenda! Right handed people are in danger!"
Of course, this is the same Klan Mom who thinks the California wildfires were started by Jewish space lasers, and that covid deniers had to watch our for the gazpacho sending them to the gulag (it might have been about a different topic, her stupid sort of blends together after awhile).
Hence, the lefty agenda.
Certain right handed people might have been in danger, but not all of em.
Some humans will use anything just to feel superior. Sad.
"It just seems so... Sinister!"
Don’t worry, they’ll pay the logo painter in exposure to their 3 Instagram followers
“I’ll pay you in exposer”
“....how am I gonna pay my rent, WITH FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS”
“...yea”
@@CATTATAT BUT I HAVE 8. No… 5….2 followers! YOU HAVE TOO! It’s actually a lot of exposure.
two of which are bots
@@mermer3572 and one is their alt account
And they're all bots.
"You cannot hold hands with a wamen until ur married" Me, a wamen with 2 hands: 😀🤝
I guess you could say that you had to do it to 'em
@@Mizu_Melon lmao yup
Me who has a mother and 2 sisters: 😀🤝 😀🤝 😀🤝
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@EvilPeppapeppa tweaking
Gatekeeping sexuality is still a huge problem, too. Didn't realize that I was, in fact, validly bisexual until I was over 30 because of gatekeeping from mostly straight people. It wasn't until my sister came out to me and I had started thinking about it. I immediately accepted her with open arms, but she too hasn't had a relationship with a woman, just like me... I am 11 years older than her, and didn't realize I was being gatekeeping-ly gaslit since I was a teenager... I told my boyfriend of over 5 years about it as well, and he was completely accepting. Still haven't told anyone else in my family, as a lot of them have the same gatekeeping mindset, or just are "uncomfortable around gay people" /eyeroll
I'm queer too (lesbian, nonbinary, asexual) and I totally understand how this feels. So many people, especially other queer people, try to shove us into neat little boxes and it hurts way, way, way more than it helps. I'm glad you have accepting people in your life.
I ain't readin allat 😂
@@jackdodd1992 You're the kind of person to go to a comedy club just to shout "You talk too much" at the comedians.
@@lit.8706 but comedians get paid to talk, this kid just has nothing better to do
@@jackdodd1992 It wasn't even that long of a comment though? If you can't deal with a single paragraph, that seems like a you problem.
The thing with women doing DNA test for their child is not as stupid as it may look. Depending on hospital and circumstances, mother can be separated from her child after it was born for some time (hours, possibly even days if it has to go into incubator). Mistakes can happen and children can be switched. Even though all hospitals I know have procedures to prevent this, it already happened more then few times.
With father taking DNA test, you are most often looking for evidence of cheating. With mother taking DNA test you would be checking if some moron in hospital did not switch your newborn kid for another.
Also, in vitro fertilisation with donated eggs makes the resulting baby not genetically related to the mother
This is extra good when one of a pair of identical twins gets switched, and then they meet later in life when they are both adults and do a DNA test to find out that this random person who grew up in a completely different area is your identical twin, and the sibling you've grown up with believeing is your twin is just some rando's child that got switched.
There was also a court case, when a woman turned to not be a mother to her so-thought child. It turned out that woman had "absorbed" her not identical twin sister while in utero, and twin's cells adapted to become fully functional gonads that produced their own egg cells, with their genetic material obviously different from the actual woman. Carrying in your body more than one set of genome is called chimerism, and is fucked up shit.
It happens way more often than people realize.
I heard a story once of a woman who failed a maternity test for her children, at least one of whom she gave birth to in front of a witness. Turned out her ovaries had different DNA than her bloodstream. That was what I immediately thought of upon seeing that meme. The implication being that motherhood is SO OBVIOUS that requiring proof is way overkill, and here biology is making the overkill actually the underkill. Biology is the Loki of natural forces, I swear.
The chess interaction was actually quite nice. He was quite polite, asked the boy if he can give him some advise. After the bishop got taken the boy didn't actually get checkmated, and the official did apologize. But he also said not to blame him.
LOL, typical politician. Can't even take responsibility for a bad chess move.
advice
@@Serai3 Politicans-getting-roasted: 'Some MOre News'.
@@j-bob_oreo Why? Why do you feel the need to belittle other people? Why do you feel the need to derail meaningful conversations? Is it just because correcting other people’s grammar makes you feel superior? I guarantee that you are not. Did you translate from Russian into English for all of us to read? It appears that you did not. You have added nothing to this discussion. Stop with your childish behavior and act like a mature and decent human being. People like you disgust me. Do better.
@@Steampunkkids What did they say?
i love how click's idea of a police raid involves them asking if they can please come in instead just busting in and shoving a gun in your face
Well, that IS what they do if you're rich. And white.
@@dmgroberts5471 or not American
@@Caryll_byrgenwerth-scholar Depending on the country, I guess? I mean, there are a number of countries where they kick down the door, put a bag over your head, then no one ever sees you again.
@@dmgroberts5471"uwu can we come in🥴🤭😳"
This was about a police investigation. Not a raid.
The "breastfeeding girls is lesbian" guy most definitely gets mad and says we're "sexualizing children" by trying to let LGBT teenagers know that they're not alone, and then goes and spouts off really gross things like what he said in the post. Guy's definitely projecting his attraction to babies.
The man just cheated, and she still managed to show herself being the worse person in that relationship. Impressive.
I wonder why he cheated.
@@amiableinquistionotter8559 No matter how bad the other person is, don't cheat, just break up.
Murphys law at work
Naw she was right
@@OzCroc she was not
"Why would you do this publicly" If a guy I was not dating said we had been dating for six months you're damn right I'm making the truth public
yeah, that's happened to me before :(
I'm not sure what was going on there, I think they are probably fwb but that wasn't made clear between the 2
I have also had this experience. :/
@@ConstantChaos1 or equally likely one person just felt entitled.
That is fair enough, but you have to remember that the other person doesn’t ‘always’ have malicious intent. I say this because I’m autistic, and I’ve been on the other side of this situation before, simply because I understand people’s words poorly. I never once meant to hurt anyone, and yet I’ve been treated like a monster over this exact thing. I’m sure there are people out there who DO do this out of malice or entitlement, but there are at least just as many who were genuinely just confused, so don’t rush out to publicly shame them immediately. Thank you for your time!
Fun fact, if you're using a rideshare or food delivery service and something like that post in the video happens, you're better off going to the police rather than talking to the service after making sure to check the app for as much identifying info as possible (should have the first name and license plate number in the app at least). You can let them know about it as a courtesy, but make sure to tell them it's a courtesy and that the police have been notified.
Yeah the fact that they didn't go to the cops seemed kinda shady to me ngl I think they might have been trying to get free shit
Those apps do not give any identifying information other than first name. They especially don't give phone numbers or license plates (you can get a vehicle owner's name and mailing address from a plate in any state, and in the less protective states, you can get full reg info, vehicle history, driver history, etc., from just the license plate).
Random Dude: "Where do these fruits keep coming from?"
Fruit Tree: 'He'll never know'
aggressiveley holding up that statistic of left-handed people before and after they stopped beating children for using their left hand because I'm queer and left-handed
Same
My daughter is left-handed with red hair. I told her that people used to think girls like her were witches. She immediately bragged to her sister, "I HAVE MAGIC WITCH POWERS!"
Then they chased each other around "casting spells" at each other while their gay fathers laughed their asses off.
Rather sinister.
Note: just in case anyone reads this and takes my joke out of hand (left or right) the word sinister originally meant left or in the left hand side in its Latin origin.
@@austinluther5825 that's is very wholesome but kind of scary too, like imagine a little kid telling you she had powers and chasing some other kids who look terrified 😂
@@Kai_The_Kai She wants to be a "demon kid" for Halloween. Last year she was thr Corpse Bride.
The woman dumping someones ashes made me feel fucking sick, even if he was cheating messing with a relatives remains is beyond fucked up
He cheated. Now, what did that have to do with his father's remains? It's like "My gf cheated on me, so I'm gonna go key her sister's car because she drives it sometimes."
@@skygard49 It was his mom's ashes. Also she got arrested for it :-D
@@silentsnow9254 Thanks for the clarification and news :)
The ashes are dead. Who cares. That's like the romantic notion of killing a baby when you have an abortion. So stupid.
Like. I'm one of those people that doesn't see the sentimental value in keeping someone's bodily remains when the person is gone, and I still find what this lady did horrible. Like. If they are the kind of person who finds sentimental value in having those remains, doing that to them is SO FUCKED.
"thoughts and prayers" is like sitting at the top of the well Jimmy fell in with a rope but instead of lowering the rope you call down "I'll pray for you!"
Jimmy: "could you toss me the rope?"
Rep: "I'll think about it"
I'd say that saying your thoughts are with the bereaved is fair enough. But adding "prayers" is tantamount to saying "I'm holier than thou because I'm Christian", and that is tasteless, more so when others are grieving.
@@rosiefay7283 "And prayers" also sort of negates the "thoughts" as it's basically like saying, "I'll try to remember to think about this for a few seconds at some later time."
The thoughts and prayers one, despite the upbeat music to alleviate the mood is actually still pretty depressing to just realize how hollow those sentiments have been for so long.
I reply to that with "spells and hexes" or something like that and watch the world burn
@@ConstantChaos1 At least that's actually doing something.
"my parents died in the glitter mines" is just wayy to funny 😂
Those were dark times. Not literally, of course, there were neon pink lights everywhere. The Masters would come by in their leather with their whips... and force us to whip them. Many perished in the denim factories, sewing dungarees for the Mistresses. You see this scar? I mixed the Master's cosmopolitan wrong.
Everything changed when the Fire Island nation attacked.
That joke about people lining up for the polio vaccine gets even more unfortunate when you remember the surprisingly low rate of serious side effects polio had. People back then understood statistics enough to know that a 0.5% risk of paralysis or death when talking about, say, the population of a large country like the US, means tens of thousands of lives irreparably damaged. Now we have a pandemic with a 2.1% mortality rate with known long-term symptoms. Think about that comparison for a moment. Then take another moment to scream.
Bull crap, we knew polio was very bad and the vaccination was a defense
sometimes i wonder how many people would end themselves if laws wouldnt prevent most of natural selection
Ok, I've done that. Now what?
@@taviebrown2271 Now we cry
this is why natural selection is necesary
I have a friend who grew up with 4 moms and he’s a pretty great human. (lesbian couple separated and remarried)
That's a danger hazard for yo mama jokes. Not only 1 mom, but 4. Truly the most traumatic experience a kid could have.
"Hey honey I shot this salad myself"
That was the most American thing I've heard all day lmfao
"In four generations everybody will be gay or trans or anything on the list of like 50"
You do know straight and cis are on the list of sexualities and genders?
I mean, technically speaking she isn't wrong for that reason.
R/technicallycorrect
I have a theory that the sexualities are equally distributed and there is no significant majority (like male and female being 51% to 49%) , but due to oppression and stuff people think that heterosexual is the most common and therefore normal sexuality.
@@lottabubbles1596 I actually think some form of bisexuality is the most common, just from a statistical perspective because bisexual covers pretty much everything except the extremes on the Kinsey scale.
@@alex_blue5802 An interesting hypothesis. Have there been any studies into this? That would a fascinating read.
I'm coming, Google Scholar!
@@lottabubbles1596 That is definitely a possibility but it will take decades to prove
As someone who’s been on the receiving end of an unreciprocated crush, I’m def on that girls side. He has the very familiar vibe of a “nice guy” friend who refuses to take no for an answer. It’s exhausting. It’s not her responsibility to spare his feelings if he’s the one who lied in front of all those people and has been taking advantage of her friendship for who knows how long.
god thanks! I have been looking for a comment about that story. So uncomfortable, the look he had was kind of unhinged
@@sophieb-m1472 no idea what part of the video this is about but if its about the moms ashes i wholeheartedly think that relationships are replaceable by few things but family bonds are not
edit to myself honestly as a man not saying this is true but from what i've seen women never really confirm stuff with men it can often become confusing to others.
I personally feel like they probably in her mind were fwb but there wasn't clear communication between them about what they were
Because if he was a "niceguy" then she wouldn't have gone to the show with him. If absolutely nothing else tho that was awkward as hell
She was quick to correct it..possibly he thinks theyre together and she doesnt...they(he???) Couldve confirmed it before like "are we together, or not" before going in a national tv, assuming you are together
11:00 okay i watched that clip on some compilation and alot of people are probably like "what a bitch putting that poor man on the spot like that" but no... he was the one who claimed they were dating on live tv when they apparentally were not... he is the one that put HER on the spot... he can suffer the consequences of his own choices.
15:05 “I’m not ignoring you because your IQ is low. I’m ignoring you because you looked at a bad result and thought it was a good one.”
Also, “thoughts and prayers” continue to do nothing as the US had more mass shootings this year than any other. However, THIS thought, and THIS prayer will finally be the ones that somehow make a difference.
Yes, support victims and their families. But maybe PREVENT THEM FROM BECOMING VICTIMS NEXT TIME YA DINGUSES
31:08 Keep in mind, this woman blamed wildfires on Jewish space lasers.
And she's in congress!
Regrettably she still is
Beginning of the fucking end, honestly. I hope dogs inherit the Earth when we're gone.
very smort
What’s her name?
@@ZapShortCircuit Without even skipping to the timestamp I'm going to guess it's Marjorie Taylor Green (or however you spell it). Sounds exactly like the kinda bs she's known for.
Edit: lmao yeah it's her.
Bf: "I didn't cheat, I swear on my mothers grave!"
Gf: and I took that literally
Hahaha humanity sucka
I hope the boyfriend is at least an only child with no other family, because she could be hurting more people than just her ex by her actions. What a gross human!
I really hope that was just a tasteless joke and it was completely staged. My cynicism and optimism are at war.
@@austinluther5825 it could be fake, it could also be actual ashes with a funny caption on top, but the dead person wanted to be released in there
@@devforfun5618 i thought about this too, but spitting on the ashes makes the "that's what they wanted"-theory break for me. I'm hoping it's fake and just normal sand
Coming back to the paper wrapper around the plastic bottle:
That practice actually helps recycling. It's really hard to contain liquids without using plastic or glass. And coloured plastic is harder to recycle. So what many companies that are remotely aware of environmental impact end up doing is using paper to print on, which can be separated easily from the plastic bottle, increasing the percentage of recycled plastic.
No, IF people knew that they had to separate the paper from the plastic THEN it would help, instead it just contaminates the entire load of paper and cardboard recycling
@@ConstantChaos1 all recycling must be sorted, as people don't separate plastic bottles from cardboard in the first place. The recycle company employees who do the sorting are as capable of sorting those bottles out as they are of separating motor oil bottles from the cardboard boxes they already have to separate.
@AlexandarHullRichter yeah there us a different between sorting boxes from bottles and sorting bottle that lies about that it is made of
@@ConstantChaos1 there's also a difference between advertising for consumers and instructions for workers. They likely tell the recycle centers what these bottles actually are.
@AlexandarHullRichter unfortunately I actually looked into this months ago when it was fresh, no they didn't. Idk why you are pretending it's not a problem. They claim it is 100% paper when it isn't
As a resident of Texas I can tell you that nobody investigates the dildo limits
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Is it six dildos per house or six dildos per person?
As someone who had family in El Paso at the time of that shooting I can say with full authority that "thoughts and prayers" is bs. Luckily none of them were out of the house that day.
But if they say "Thoughts and Prayers" 100 times then they'll unlock the golden mass shooting
“Thoughts and prayers” is how you say you care, while doing exactly jack and $#!t to help.
I'm sorry you had to go through that stress, but I'm glad that none of them were hurt
I feel you. I live in Virginia Beach, about 5 minutes away from where the shooting happened at the civic buildings. My parents went to that same building the day before to pay their water bill. I still freak out thinking what would've happened if they had gone the next day.
Same here. The news dropped while I was at my shift at work, and people stopped what they were doing to call fam and make sure no one was going out or doing shopping. I did the same, since at the time we had very little info at the time, and there was speculation that the shooter had an accomplice. A lot of people to this day still think, "oh, they're so rare it won't happen where I live." The thing is, these people will look for you. They guy drove 200 something miles through open, baron desert, all the time thinking about shooting up a Walmart. It's chilling these people have no humility, and the gun-philics protect them and the rights to carry those military weapons. It's like the "TAP" crowd want it to happen again.
11:35 In penguin colonies same sex couples will take in eggs and chicks that have been orphaned or abandoned and raise them as their own.
Moral of the story: We should be more like penguins.
Maybe we should just evolve into penguins
They'll steal them sometimes too
@@aratheroddpumpkin all penguins do that. They're aholes
more like penguins in some things cause penguins can be nearly as effed up as dolphins and i kinda don't want humans like that
@@rebeccarausch5276 we're already worse than penguins dude
26:11 As a Hard of Hearing person, this is hilarious... the Deaf community is one of the most accepting groups you can be apart of (at least in the current age), and then there's this guy.
The tinted window thing has actually happened to me. I was 16, so you can imagine how mortified I was. The guy was having a great laugh though.
As traits become more socially accepted, it isn't surprising when more people start having that trait.
It isn't that they didn't have the trait before, it's that they were terrified to show it before.
In Kindergarten, I lived in Texas, which was known for being Anti-Left hand.
I made the horrible mistake of 'choosing' to be left handed. So my teacher tried her hardest to get me to use my right hand (luckily, this was in the early 2000s, so couldn't be physically forced).
So in Texas, I wasn't very vocal about being left handed.
Luckily, I have hand confusion (dollar store ambidexria, where I only have one dominant hand, but it's different per task) which made that kinda easy to hide, since I seemed right handed most of the time.
Then I eventually moved to Maine, which doesn't have a problem, and I was seen as cool instead of 'wrong'. Suddenly, I was more vocal about being left handed, and my hand writing started to improve, now that I was able to write without being stopped constantly to have my pencil be moved to my right hand.
May not be the same, but I grew up in Cali. Half of my teachers, including an elementary school principal, tried to "correct my autism" involving me masking most of my traits (lest I be screamed at or punished), even the group for helping autistic kids told me "tough shit, we cant help you" for 3 YEARS. Moved to the newer Mexico, and ppl are more open about autism, even going to a group for people with autism in the state. I'm now more open about it, and even encouraged to express myself more.
Convict leasing was invented right after the American civil war, and the constitutional amendment that abolished slavery included the caveat "except as punishment for a crime", so technically America never abolished slavery.
Was pretty sure someone must have commented this already. V. Important conversation! Even if you are paid while in prison, it’s completely legal for it to be like 12 cents an hour. Hope you have some way to pay your bills while you’re in there! 🙃
Yes I believe it's the 13th Amendment of the Constitution iirc
USA, USA- no jk we suck lol.
In some states runaway slaves could be arrested for theft of property.
I once met a flat earth believer at my work and convinced him that Delaware wasn't real
good job soldier
29:45 It's possible they were trying to get in touch with a meth dealer. "Tina" is a sort of code-word for methamphetamine in certain areas of the world, so if someone said "Hey, do you know Tina?" that hints at meth. Or maybe they're looking for a lady named Tina. Either way.
24:27 There actually was a woman who did a DNA test, and it said her child she gave birth to wasn't hers, it turns out she had a semi-rare condition called chimerism, meaning she contained multiple sets of DNA that were different
It's not that rare actually. People usually don't take DNA tests from various parts of their bodies and see if they match. But looking at the results in the rare cases people do that,. it's more common than previously thought.
@@juanausensi499 Well, that's fun. Anyone could be a chimera and not know it
Adding to the comments above, they only found out in her case because the chimerism happened to be in her womb. Only her womb had a different dna than the rest of her body. All of her children were genetically not “hers” and they only were able to proof she hadn’t kidnapped them(!!!), after they did a dna test on her newborn
Wasn't it because she had a twin that died in the womb and fused into her? (Or something like that, I don't remember the correct medical terms)
@@TheLalacream this is what I mean when I say pregnancy is just the most fucked up, weird bullshit.
IQ means nothing. I have an IQ of 148 and I still try to get out of the car with my seat belt buckled in.
My husband has an IQ of 134 and I swear he could cut himself with a spoon.
I don't know what mine is, but I can't tell you the number of times I have pushed on a door clearly marked pull.
My IQ is -39 but I'm smarter than homophobes!
i have an iq of 116 (that’s classified as high average) and i don’t know my left from my right. iq measures processing speed and a bunch of other things that aren’t knowledge based. it measures skills
I had to enrol in a culinary program to be able to make rice on the stove top instead of with a rice maker.... my iq is 167 and I'm a giant dumbarse
I'm the opposite. I have an IQ of 87 and am a paleoanthropologist. Yes, I was in special ed.
I'm saying this as respectfully as I possibly can: His deep voice gives me the *special* tingles.
His flirty speech keeps annoying me, but here i am binging his channel. That voice's prolly gonna grow on me too lol
@@asilnorahc8910 yeah, be prepared. I didn't think I was gonna like it at first, but eh.. Look at me now. 😅
The problem with cancel culture is that it often leaves 0 opportunity for the target to learn from their mistake, improve, and continue contributing to their community. One and out even if it's something that happened decades ago and isn't even representative of who the person is today.
This
I'll never get over how the Republicans are always all about "hard work" and not "relying" on help from above, yet somehow think praying mass shootings away is a viable strategy.
They always use that incredibly stupid "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" saying but if they knew anything about life, gravity or physics, they'd know that the only way anyone is getting lifted up by any bootstraps is if two other people are doing the lifting.
Don't believe me? Put on your sneakers, double knot them, put your hands through the loops & without jumping, try lift your feet off the ground. It cannot be done. They are full of it.
@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps," is the equivalent of, "Levitate by grabbing your ankles and pulling."
@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 The phrase was originally used to describe an impossible task for exactly the reasons you described. I have no idea how it morphed into this, "You can do anything if you try hard enough," sentiment.
@@austinluther5825 I just think Republicans don't understand proverbs.
Low man on the totem pole was used to describe a place of honor because not everyone can balance a bunch of other people on top of them without falling over or dropping everyone. Yet in their land, it means someone who is beneath people in a negative context.
A few bad apples has another half of the proverb that means that if you allow the few bad apples, it leads to the whole barrel being rotten & you have to start over.
They fundamentally misunderstand very basic stuff & it's mind blowing. I mean the other side is whack af too but at least they don't appear to be this bloody stupid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@austinluther5825 there is another saying "he didn't knew it was impossible, so he did it"
12:09 reminds me of a story my high school chemistry teacher told me. They used to demonstrate the reactivity of sodium by cutting a piece off of a brick of it (it’s pretty soft for a metal) and dropping it in a bucket of water. Then one time, a different chem teacher with moon brain decided to do the experiment by dropping the ENTIRE brick into the bucket. The result? Minor injuries, a hole in the ceiling, and a ban on the experiment ever being performed again. Remember, if you ever see a warning sign banning something no one with common sense would do, it’s because someone without it did it. And hopefully when they do, they get it on camera, that crap’s gold!
Fun fact: There are 63,360 inches in a mile. I had to memorize this for a test and now I can't forget it.
Ah yes the imperial system, where you have to memorize stuff like this instead of only the factors.
@@jutika5746 I mean no one really converts feet to miles so it’s not as bad as you think. Still sucks tho
@@teathesilkwing7616 the more you know, never knew that, thx
Drugs taught me metric weights from mg to kilo. 😂
"You cannot hold hands with a wamen until you're married"
My friend who is bigender: _holds own hand_
if I were the engineer, I'd say two things
1) Sir my job requires a degree, and
2) The fact that you've hired me means I'm doing much needed work. If no one turned out like me, you'd have no one to help you do this
I love the second one so much. Like "You're gonna come in here and rely on me for this thing but also degrade me and tell your kid 'Don't turn out like this person'? Who's gonna help you then, Karen?"
@@gayjayy i hate that statement so much, it is very degrading and planted a wrong idea in your child's mind. Even if their jobs didn't pay well, some people don't have much choice.
Respect your fellow humans, people!
I tried to explain the acceptance correlation to the 'increase' of LGBTQ+ with the situation of seeing left-handed people from a-normal at school to normal in the last 50 years or so...
The homophobia denied this information as useful, lol
7:50 when you can't find your glasses so you put your glasses on so you can see better while looking for your glasses
16:33 I like how there are 2 *very* different meanings to “packing heat”
Oh gods, as an artist i can relate to that first one, one guy wanted me to do 6 character concept sketches, followed by 6 full life sized banners of those characters to use to advertise a game they were working on... all for like £20
Seriously dude that won't even cover my time to do one sketch, his response was "but it's only drawing anyone can draw why should i pay you"
So i reached i to my bag, slapped my pencil roll on the table with my sketchpad and suggested they draw a character
Their response "but...but I can't draw"
"I thought you said anyone can draw"
*looking at all the different pencils, blending stumps, burnishers, and other tools* "which pencil do i use??"
For the record, even at the low end 6 character sketches can set you back £200+ and a life sized banner... you're talking at least that much per a banner
(And yes that's low end, if it's something the artist finds interesting and will be willing to lower their prices because it would be fun to draw)
I wish I could say I didn't believe you but in this bs society I'm not even surprised anymore- People are so ungrateful, most of all to retailers and artists -_-
Not so fun animal fact: You’re more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark. Yep, you read that right. More people die annually from getting kicked or stepped on by a cow. Also, it’s said that cows all over the world, simultaneously face the same direction while grazing, but that’s just speculation…
That's probably just because more people are with cows than with sharks
@@jiqci 🤷♀️🤷♂️
People assume cows are gentle giants. Cows can choose to be gentle, but that is a privilege they give you and not a right.
It’s just funny in general that people think herbivores are gentle and kind… but they actually cause more deaths than predators do! Hippos, elephants, and buffaloes all kill more people than the predators in Africa
Just to let you know, sharks kill like only 10 People a year and dont even want to attack us, and dolphins are even more of a threat to humans because theyre more dangerous than sharks, sharks also are curious sometimes, thats why they injure some People sometimes
31:25 - To my knowledge there are seven different terms: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (which is a term people call themselves, not others), Intersex and Asexual.
I would like to add an eighth, Undecided, to encompass those who can't state their preference yet.
This also means you can use the term QUILT-BAG instead of saying 'LGBTQIAU'.
The "high school shooters" thing reminded me... One time I was in a group trying to come up with marketing ideas for a laser tag place. Our greatest-dumbest idea was to bring the laser tag to other places, for example touring schools with it... A school shooting tour.
Fans of dark humour, we laughed our butts off, but did *not* present that idea to the customer.
It's amazing how few people understand that IQ is just a measure for your ability to learn and has nothing to do with how learned you actually are.
YES! THIS!^^
@Zach Hogan It's suposed to be a meaure of how easy it is for your brain to learn something. How adaptable your brain is to new information and ways to twist that information. I've never understood how you measure that, though.
It's like psychological testing. Just because I might have some really troubled dreams or something doesn't mean I have psychotic ideation or anything. It might mean I watched a really scary movie.
I can add onto the "facepalm"-ness of the Save Women's Sports Act (the anti-trans Ohio bill in the video). There is currently only 1 trans athlete in high school sports. They literally made a bill for one person
Honestly kind of a power-move from them
Correction: they made a bill _to specifically harass a single trans person._
That's how petty and cruel these anti-LGBT cretins are.
They can make a bill for ONE trans athlete (that is very likely NOT a threat) but they can't make a bill to do something productive?
And is it specifically targeted toward trans girls and women? Did I read that right?
@Austin Patterson yes and it passed and now they can legally check the genitals of children and it will disproportionately affect non white girls
29:06 From my quick research, In the US, it seems doxxing law differs from state to state, but generally it doesn't seem to be treated as a specific offense. I find that fact concerning
4:45
If you cared about your brother you would pay full price instead of looking for cheaper deals, and then make them cheaper
For the literacy one... yeah I can believe it. I work in retail. We have signs up. People will look over the sign, to ask me a question. Like will physically peer over the very sign telling them everything they want to know.
If words even appear in my peripheral vision I can't help but read them. How the hell do people go through life like that? I have come to the conclusion that the literacy rate is way lower than I had thought.
They could also have Dyslexia. Or even both poor reading comprehension and Dyslexia.
Dyslexia for some can be quite crippling and it can just be easier to ask another person about the info rather than trying to decipher words for several minutes.
Note: I have Dyslexia myself and while it's not nearly that bad for me there have been many times where I've had to stare at a tag or sign to understand it for a minute or two.
"So many people just don't fucking read signs" was a lesson I learned very quickly in retail.
@@horse14t Respectfully, I'm dyslexic too, and I know sometimes asking clarification on signs is a lot easier, but it's So Many Customers that there's no way that's the problem most of the time.
Not dyslexic, not even sure if there's a word for it, but I have high anxiety around reading in a setting where other people may be looking at me - because I read a little slow (very high reading *comprehension* though) and I get nervous that I will be judged, and try to overcompensate by reading too fast, then I don't end up really getting the message or the jist anyway. It's really frustrating.
Possibly related, but I believe I am on the autistic spectrum.
There could be a whole slew of reasons why people would rather ask a question to a person than read a sign - better not to judge but instead just to be patient & help.
@@rrrrrfffff i actually believe that would fall under functionally illiterate
The benefit of a high IQ is that it allows you to be stupid in far more inventive ways
I can confirm. I have an IQ of 138 and I invent stupidity in unnecessary but creative ways all the time. My brain is just full of fun...
@@VoidStaresback "Let me overthink this and have it haunt me for years" seems to be my brain's favorite game. I tested at 132 way back when.
being stupid but with benefits, yay!!
Moral of the story: everyone is stupid.
Got adhd and 120. It’s very innovatively fun to see what stupid things I can accomplish
@@critterwhisperer5821 Drink lots of coffee. Do silly things faster, with more energy, and make Life much more interesting!
27:29
Or better yet, that one lady who said we should only breastfeed baby girls, not baby boys
She: "In 5 generations everyone is going to be gay, trans, non-conforming..."
Me: *cheering loudly*
Whenever I'm working on like an art project or something I'll just put a random Click video on just to hear his seductive chaotic good voice. He is like the bard everyone wants to play
bro I'm about to do the same thing rn
He and the bard from The Witcher should have a suave-off.
I also like the length of the videos, it's just perfect
Omg I do the same thing
He's the only bard I've heard that isn't spoony.
I heared of that woman throwing the ashes in the river, apparently she was charged with desecration of human remains
She also could gave been charged with felony theft due to how expensive the urn and cremation process is let alone the fact that human remains, even ashes, are actually pretty expensive (you have to do a lot of paperwork to sell human remains but it is a thing for things like medical interventions and scientific inquiry
21:29 This guy is so dumb that the tree thought he was a zombie.
(Reference to Plants versus Zombies games, where plants are killing zombies using themselves as a weapon)
antivax is such an issue measles are back in the us after being declared eliminated back in 2000, and when it started i always remembered saying "i'll rather be my autistic self than not to live those few years under your house"
My father is a carpenter and currently there are two clients refusing to pay for the work he has done, they say it's too expensive (cost of materials have gone up, it's entirely out of his control)-- they both work for the same major corporation with six figure salaries. It's always the people who can actually afford it that tries to get out of paying, maybe it's because everyone else knows how valuable time and money is when you don't have much of it.
Also, because they can afford if shit goes to court; regular people wouldn't risk the fees, hassle, and possible fines.
21:17 can we please talk about the way he says avocado.
ikr 🤣
It's not even the Swedish way of saying it.
17:20,* ignores the person thinking photos existed back then*
That Toby/Anna thing was no mistake. its a method of scammers to start conversations. Please be very carefull if something like this happens to you.
Fun fact, I know several women who had to do DNA tests on their babies because they were worried their kids got swapped at the hospital.
The chance of your baby being changed literally maybe low but never 0 so I guess they’re trying their best to keep their babies?
@@book_roblox I had 0% chance of my son being swapped at birth. He was born at home in our lounge room.
My two daughters however...
@@asheronwindspear552 ohh dang
@@book_roblox only kidding, the girls were born in the hospital and never left either their mothers or my side.
9:13 It gets worse. Prison laborers are often paid a disgustingly small amount -- generally from about 15 *cents* to $2 per hour. The prison itself (at least, if it's a private prison) will often make a decent profit off of them, charging as much as $100 (or even more) per worker, per day.
And it's forced labor, don't forget that
"Thoughts & Prayers" means literally "I don't give a shit, but don't want to be critisized for it"
A great reply is "thoughts and spells" and then watching them loose their shit
13/10 would recommend
0:08 I was like 'but im gay' but then few seconds later you turn the tables 💀💀💀
"Thoughts and prayers"
Translation: We don't actually care. We aren't going to take any action that would jeopardize our precious NRA money, no matter how many children are blown apart as a consequence. We offer you the _literal_ least amount of condolences we can get away with. Now go away and stop bothering us about your dead kids.
Lowering how many bullets in a gun…isn’t going to make the shootings go away
Nailed it.
Randy Rainbow did a song with that very concept
Reply with "spells and hexes" and watch them loose their shit
666/10 would recommend
Back when I worked in fast food, someone told their kid to get a degree, so that they didn't have to get a job like mine. I told the kid, "Actually, I have a degree in computer repair. Old people just aren't dying fast enough to keep up with people getting jobs."
And also not having a degree doesn't mean shit, if you ask anyone if they think paramedics are smart or jot and unless they are a salty firefighter or cop who flunked out of paramedic shool they'll probably say yes
It takes one year to become a paramedic and while you can get an associates in emergency medicine it's not required
18:27 so there was a law that was called naughty assault by fraud. But most places have taken it off the books because most of the time it ended up being a he said/she said situation. The places that do still have it on the books only allow you to make the claim if your partner lied about medical history, birth control or marriage status.
11:25 It's one of those game shows that is only for married people, two unmarried people entered but she's gone off script.
"But I'm a single mom!" - "I'm not responsible for your life choices"
[] I was in my late teens when they brought metrication in in the UK. Sadly my brain had got so locked in to that system that I still struggle with the easier system: I can measure in metric and buy in metric, but I can't *visualise* metric.
[] "In three or 4 generations …" Well, you won't be around to be offended by it.
I’m from the US, and we *do* use metric for for quite a number of things - 2-liter bottles of beverages, socket-wrench sizes (good kits will have sockets for both metric and imperial tools), scientific measurements, medication dosages, etc.
But admittedly, on a daily-life basis, most of us still rely on imperial measurements.
I am in the same boat with you when you say “I can measure with metric, I can buy with metric, but I can’t visualize in metric” - or as I call it “I can’t instinctively *feel* it” --
for example, take my local weather today. In Celsius, we had a high of 36, low of 21 - my mind says “oh, ok”… but expressed in Fahrenheit, high of 96, low of 70 -my mind has the instinctive, emotional reaction of “holy crap, I could fry an egg on the pavement!”
@@imweakfordeaky - I'm trying to convince myself that if I measure in metric, I'll eventually have to think in metric, but at the moment I still think of two metres as "six feet and a bit"; besides, my house was built in feet and inches. [and lol I'd hate to find out my vital statistics in metric!]
Annoyingly, in the UK tool and hardware shops tend to list everything in millimetres - item A is "1000 millimetres", item B is "100 millimetres". I get fed up with having to knock the extra zeroes off the end - and THEN converting to Imperial!.
I also get annoyed when size is measure in "litres" - I was trying to buy a rucksack, but they didn't give any dimensions, just "size xxx litres": why should I care how much liquid it can hold? I want to know h x w x d.
@@franl155 - Your problem with the rucksack is the same I have with car boots. Why the hell is their capacity measured in litres?
@@module79l28 - lol something six feet long and one foot high has the same capacity as something one foot long and six feet high! not especially helpful
@@imweakfordeaky I never related to degrees Fahrenheit. We were taught both Celcius and Fahrenheit at primary school in the 1960, and I remember thinking that Fahrenheit seemed stupid and illogical, I could not see why anyone would choose to use it.
*30 people die in preventable tragedy*
Politicians in power: thoughts and prayers
Public: you gonna actually do anything?
Politicians in power: i just did.
12:35 One of my favorite video series from the classic CZcams days is "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?" from the channel Jogwheel
28:50 Just follow the old lines!!!! They are still visible!!!!
Slavery is actually still legal in the US though, as long as the slaves are prisoners.
Also Illegal aliens aren't citizens and thus have no rights.
Now do you remember those kids that got thrown in a concentration camp?
Can you say legal slavery in America?
@@JoshSweetvale No, actually. On paper, there's a couple of the amendment rights that apply to everyone, including non citizens.
Supreme Court precedence (US vs Wong Kim Ark, 1898) establishes that whenever the US constitution says "person", it means ALL people, not just US citizens.
Anything in the bill of rights that doesn't specify "citizens" applies to everyone.
Enforcement, on the other hand, is an entirely different story.
The text of the law doesn't really matter, all that matters is how the law is enforced.
Unfortunately, getting rid of that provision would make community service unconstitutional, and I don't think anyone wants people sent to prison for the kinds of things community service sentences are typically given for.
@@RabblesTheBinx That's a false dichotomy. There's plenty of middle ground there.
For example, you could mandate that convicts can only be made to do work with their consent. Someone offered a choice between community service could consent to that instead of going to prison, while someone already serving time could just decline.
This also illustrates why running to the constitution for everything is just really fucking dumb.
It's ancient, extremely narrow in scope, and inflexible.
One of the worst things about it is that many times, those jobs are not available to the same person when they get out of prison.
As in, they go to jail and become a slave, learn a skill and become proficient in it for slave wages, then when they're "free" again, they cannot have the same job because they have a criminal record.
This is especially true in firefighting. Apparently prisoners are trained to be firefighters but they literally can't continue fighting fires when they're ex-prisoners. I think this topic was brought up in regards to California's wildfire problem, but has been true for a long time. Many factory jobs are the same; once you're out of jail and no longer making the equivalent of $3 a day max, they wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot pole.
The way click says "my parents died in the glitter mines" scratches an itch in my brain (14:35)
the story about the man repairing the machine and telling the guy he needed a degree to get the job he has reminded me of something that happened to me with a kid at a school I worked for. I was a substitute janitor for this school and the kid walks up to me and said "this is why I'm going to collage to get a degree so I can have a real job so I don't end up in a dead end job like you!" I was using the job to earn money so I could continue on with getting my degree.
Just got back from a week in the psych ward, immediately went to start watching the backlog of Click videos, thanks for making me happy Click
19:57 "God dammit it happened again. Jimmy go get the script"
10:10
Thats the one i use when explaining h9w dumb cancel culture is.
For anyone who doesn't know:
There is a youtuber named Quackity who got cancled for speaking spanish because "it's not his language"
Also, lets mention hes mexican-
I’ve lost faith in humanity
Also the USC professor who got attacked for speaking Chinese
How tf does someone get canceled for speaking a native language? That’s like canceling the entire church bcs their Christians
1:34 - This is the first time I'd heard of "touchpoints" - presumably because I don't work as an arsehole or for arseholes. Seriously, on someone's honeymoon? Just gotta say, US capitalism has always been a rich source of humour.
About the wolf and the teeth, 16:39, it's saying that the bad people will not want to give up their guns so they can keep hurting people, while good people will and may become victims of the bad people, unable to defend themselves
The argument, however, breaks down when one realizes that teeth are not sold in stores.
the "100, take it or leave it" guy was probably a previous gamestop employee with his amazing deals
Hi click! I've had a pretty rough day today, I've been sick for a few days and it's overall not been great, our house is being renovated right now so everything is loud. I'm glad to unwind with a great video. Have a great day everyone!
I hope you'll feel better soon!
Feel better!
Be well soon :)
Get well soon.
Omg that’s the worst when it feels like your safe place is invaded even if just by noises. I have sensory issues so personally I suggest headphones and resting up since you’re also sick.
35:20 We call this the Anti-Mulan! Instead of standing there looking a bit smug and very proud, you have to pet the loser and slink away…
3:15 And that is why pizza boxes are now sealed. Doesn't help it when the cook does it, though.