Every Jurassic Park Movie - RECAPPED!
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- čas přidán 3. 05. 2024
- I recap EVERY movie of the Jurassic franchise to show you how we good we had it in Jurassic Park and how things started falling apart slowly from the very first sequel.
Some of you may remember I already covered Jurassic World, that video is now unlisted but available here: • What Happens in Jurass...
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Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
1:10 Jurassic Park
27:00 The Lost World
54:15 Jurassic Park III
1:17:03 Jurassic World
1:41:40 Fallen Kingdom
2:07:00 Battle at Big Rock
2:10:27 Dominion
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JP3 still has my love at points 😭 but watching you talk through this was amazing (again)!
Thank you so much for the SuperThanks! JP3 is a lot of fun, so even though I have my criticisms I'd watch it a thousand time over Dominion.
Take a pinned comment for a while as my thanks to you 💚
Apparently, when my mum watched the first Jurassic Park film every child cheered in the cinema when the lawyer got eaten. Classic
Amaz
Yes! Even in 1993 we hated lawyers! Hell yeah!
My mother and brother saw the movie in theaters when it first came out. She said the showing rooms on either side of them were closed down since it was so loud and they had speakers on the floor so you could feel the sounds. It made me so jealous!
Being a lawyer in a movie during the 90s was like the worst thing you could be
@@alexlycan7568 eh, being a in a Jason Voorhees movie is a good contender
Idc what anyone says. Howsenberg might think it's goofy but to this day I still get chills seeing the Spinosaurus standing behind grant and the kid while the cell phone rings.
In comparison to what the later movies bring, the spino moment was brilliant.
When I was younger it gave me
Nightmares.
It was so good that I decided to put that as my ringtone
@@Sacrengard I actually love that
YES!😂👍👍👍
Fun fact: During the scene in jp1 when the t.rex attacks lex and tim for the first time time, those screams were actually genuine to some degree as the animatronic came a bit too close to them for comfort.
My mother had a friend who was on set for that scene he had to keep himself from laughing at the expense of scared kids
i thought it was caused it crashed through the sunroof?
I also heard that the animatronic was very very heavy and had a lot tech issues due to the rain they were using for its scene
@@FEDEXLuchs That was always meant to break off, the Rex head just wasn't meant to get THAT close too them
@@Takaichi666-exactly. It was too heavy and slammed down further than planned
Anyone else think The Lost World is underrated? I think it adds to what we now know about the Dinosaurs and how dangerous Velociraptors can be, also the scene in the Tall Grass will never not be awesome
The Lost World doesn't get anywhere near enough credit as it deserves. Sure, there's some plot holes and Jeff Goldblum doesn't have anywhere near as much charm as he did on the first one, but The Lost World hits the mark in a ton of other aspects and is the next best movie of the franchise
I definitely don’t like it as much as the first. But compared to the rest, I think it ranks either 2 or 3rd. I flip flop with Jurassic world.
Yes, it's fudging underrated as hell
NOT underrated. Just not getting to the same level as Jurassic Park did.
I can’t describe how disappointed I was when I got my hands on my dads shaving cream to learn that there is no hidden chamber on the bottom
After my son saw the 1st one, he would drag my ex/his dad to search for those cans and test them out looking bc there has to be one. Mainly bc i refused to allow him to buy the entire stock. So he begged his dad and grandpa to help him test out the bottles bottoms there in the store.
He became hopeful and stubborn and swore when he found ones that were encased in entire protective plastic, those just had to be the special ones.
He's 16 now. He still holds out hope occasionally.
Hmm...maybe ill see if i can find one for his birthday.
when as a kid i first saw the second movie Lost world. The scene where the girl falls on top of the glass in that Truck/bus i imagined what would have happend if Dennis Nedry would fall on to it😂 Kid‘s brains are weird
"NOTHING in Jurassic World is natural. In fact, if these animals were made with PURE DNA, they would all look QUITE different."
I just like/appreciate that they took the time to address this.
yea its nice they at least address it, i would have rather they go with more accurate dinosaurs but if you want giant lizard monsters instead of animals then its good to atleast explain these aren't actually dinos
well a counterpoint would be, restoring an old car, the engines shot so u get a modern replacement that was never in the original, and drop it in, sure it aint the same. But its better to have a running restortation, than a pile of bones that does nothing or a rusted out shell of a car that cant drive, sure its authentic, buts its not a CAR anymore, since the underlying point of a car is for it to move and transport people, so id argue that a walking dinosaur with some frog dna, is worth the trade when the alternative is a pile of dusty bones doing nothing. Just a thought.
watching my favourite franchise get rebooted and destroyed was probably the most disheartening thing ive ever experienced
Same, I'm at the point where I don't think I'd even care if they made another one
Jurassic Park. Terminator. The Walking Dead. Friday the 13th. Etc. Etc. Etc.
What a time to be alive.
first time?
@@JoaoVictor-rg5ix Dallas, Rick & Morty, Star Trek, if anything this has told me that endings are necessary, this is why I'm glad Gravity Falls only had 2 seasons.
@@AbrasiousProductions Yep. Or your end at your best, or, you live long enough to stagnate, it seems.
Muldoon: "So here were my options. Option A. Quickly turn the shotgun with as little body movement as possible and blast a few at the raptor. Option B: Compliment the raptor, take the claw to the face and die."
*Raptor roars and jumps.
*Screen pause.
Muldoon "Shoulda gone with option a."
This movie, along with the series & multibillion $ franchise it spawned can be perfectly summed up by Goldbloom's Ian Malcolm: "Your [guys] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”, which is the highest form of foreshadowing I have ever heard! 😂🦕🦖
You know what makes Howesenbergs videos great? The fact that i've been watching this for 2 and a half hours and just now, by looking at the clock, realised that i've been watching this for 2 and a half hours. I was so entertained throughout, that i didnt even notice me spending half the afternoon just sitting around watching this.
Such a nice comment to read, thank you and I'm glad you enjoyed this one!
I like how you mentioned Zara’s death as it was so absurd how it got backlash due to the violence and claims it was “undeserved” yet this franchise has had plenty of characters die undeservedly.
I'll always feel bad for that bald guy in jp3
It was way too violent and undeserved and it's different from other death
I love the part where people explain why it was too violent by repeating the first argument of 'it was too violent'
The movie was quite pg up until that point, most deaths weren't shown outright or had a very quick cutaway but Zara's death was extremely long and brutal which is why it stands out. I personally quite liked it but it doesn't seem to fit the memo otherwise when most other deaths didn't even include blood.
@@greed4511 i remember her actress requestee a brutal death for her character
Honestly, your Dominion recap was way more entertaining than the film itself
I've been binge watching your content these past few days (beginning with the walking dead) and I'm addicted! Love your work and humour. Jurassic Park 1 will always be my favorite. I remember watching it every Christmas with my family and never getting bored of it
That's awesome to hear, thanks for the kind feedback. I too could never get bored of Jurassic Park.
Literally doing the same exact thing. 😂
I saw Jurassic park in cinema a couple of months ago for the 30th anniversary when I left I turned to my brother and said I’ve just had a realisation that Hammond saved his grandkids life by eating the ice because the power went out it was gonna melt so he ate it but by doing that he left the freezer door open allowing Tim to lock the raptor inside
This doesn't make sense. I mean, why would they lock the freezer door? While some commercial freezers can be locked, there's absolutely nothing in the film that implies that Tim was saved because Hammond wanted ice cream.
This is the kind of logic you'd expect from one of Heavy Spoilers' jokey 'theory time' bits.
@@iwasyou66During the kitchen scene, Tim runs toward the freezer to get away from the raptor, noticing the door is cracked open. Who would've left the doors open except for Hammond after getting the frozen goods out?
You cannot imagine how much you doing this recap means to me. Your channel has gotten me through the worst days imaginable on the line at work or laying in bed sick as hell.
Thank endlessly for taking what I'm sire was upwards of 60 hours to put this together.
I'm really pleased to hear this kind of feedback and it's come at a good time when my feeling of inspiration is kinda low the last few days. I'm glad my work is doing well for your tough work days 💪🏻
I feel the same about these long videos! So insightful on franchises I love or loved and the length makes working at my job bearable 😩❤️
60 hours to put this together ? Lmfao . Where’d you pull that number from ? Your ass ?? It’s a fucking CZcams video . He’s not an engineer going to work everyday designing complicated structures
I just got back into the franchise recently and my favorite film reviewer is covering it.....life is good
This man has not yet failed to cover all of my favorite stuff it’s actually kinda concerning how they only cover my favorites
Same lol and the references and jokes he makes are about stuff I like too. Howsenburg if you’re ever in Orlando Fl and wanna grab a beer drop me a line 🤣
It's so funny seeing the same actor in different roles. Like the mechanic who couldn't hear the pilots at the beginning of Fallen Kingdom is the same guy with a super serious role in Andor
6:26 I love how you mentioned Dennis’s laugh as kids it made me and my brother laugh and it still does in our adult life lol
Honestly I love listening to your videos, even your walking dead overview didn't feel like 8 hours, keep up the great work man! Time flies with you
Next up, I'd like you to watch the Camp Cretaceous series. It's a bit goofy but wholesome, unlike its cinematic counterparts! 😂
Also, awesome summary.
The giant locusts make me want a jurassic park film about all the insects at the time, giant dragonflies, snakes, millipedes and spiders. Howsenburg, ever watch Prehistoric Park as a kid?
It's a delight hearing you trying to say "Jurassic World" every time.
I love these long review videos something to turn your brain off to and just enjoy! Love these vids!
It's hard to put into words how I feel about the new movies. It's sanitized, so focus grouped. It's just so terrible. I'll rant on to the end of time about the name change. Why change it? I bet I know the answer.
It's probably something stupid, like focus groups found that 8.242% more people responded positively to Jurassic world. When common sense would tell you it's a BAD idea. Jurassic Park is a better name, plus it had the legacy; why throw it away.
Never stop making these amazing videos
Just wanna say that, while the sequels are kinda shite, this franchise does have potential if directed in a less generic way, anyway I’m hype af for this colab of peak and peak
Hmmm I'm not so sure, I think the premise has run out of potential but maybe I'm just used to being let down by the films
@@Howesenbergliterally any concept has infinite potential as long as the person directing it is creative
the last film was beyond dumb! you're so right, how could the entire globe be effected by the release of the those dinos spreading across continents and how could they have bred that fast. All the dinos that escaped were taken from the Island, yet on that island, there was no issue of the dinos overpopulating that land so why suddenly do they start overbreeding when in America XD
Terrific breakdown. JP 3 has a lot of good moments I forgot about but it still doesn't hold a candle to JP 1 which is as you say one of the GOATs.
Thank you! I'm seeing a surprising amount of love for JP3 in the comments
Love the content man i‘ve been following you for a long time you are really underated love from Austria❤❤
This was great. Thank you for your work. I find you entertaining and very accurate on your breakdown take of all you reviews. Good job Duder
I'm 40 years old, watched Jurassic Park when I was 9 years old...I STILL get goosebumps at the scenes played in this video. 31 years and it still gets this reaction from me.
The impact of the first film makes the failure of the latest film more frustrating to me
you are just so underrated, i love all your recaps from BB, BCS, TWD and now this? like it's all just so fun to watch and when i see your videos im like "yep, this is my day sorted"
You're very kind, thank you and I'm glad to provide
@@Howesenberg i dont do this much but when you said to turn on ads i did exactly that, the amount of effort you put into these videos is well deserving of everything you get
Yes first movie was really captivating. I remember I was 10years old and got VHS from my teacher and watched it whole weekend on repeat only didnt watch it when i slept. I saw it like 20 times that weekend. Its indeed privilage to live at the same time as this movie same as your channel and your reviews, man. Thanks for laughs.
That's awesome feedback, thank you
What I will never understand is that in jp3, how can Alan dream about the type of raptors that appear in the movie when he's never even seen those yet, just the original JP ones, even as a kid that stood out to me, but low-key i still enjoy that movie, maybe cuz of nostalgia but yes.
Great review. Looking forward to your next video
This one deserves millions of views, you mad bastard, you knocked it outta the park
This is absolutely amazing keep up the great work can’t wait to see more 🔥! 😊
Thank you so much!!
Well put together, funny and informative - thank you for the video!
Thank you for the kind feedback
Seeing what was on the tiny screen at 1:22:53 made me laugh way more than I should have… 10/10 video well done, consistently had me laughing!!
I completely forgot about that edit lol glad you enjoyed
I think the first 3 films are golden if you don't know the book, but if you do they're still golden but you notice every change to the story. I think it would be very interesting if somebody attempted to create a Jurassic Park film strictly following the book, hopefully with the same heart that went into Spielberg's reinterpretation.
nitpick for lost world: after the trailer gets pushed over the cliff they presumably climb the rote right away and not hang there for a long time right? so when they get up after what has probably been like a minute or two the entire poacher team is there AND the rex family is far enough away for them to no longer posy any threat
like did they perform mitosis on eddie and then immediately ran away was fast as they could while a horde of people was approaching into their territory?
Howesenbergs commentary somehow made the last few movies seem a lot better than they actually are.
Jurassic Park 3 is underrated and should be appreciated more. It brought back the suspension, horror, survival, dark aspects of Jurassic Park again. Had the best CGI and anamatronic usage too.
Absolutely loved this video you killed it !
Thank you Dex, I really appreciate hearing that
@@Howesenberg of course I look forward to the next one !
Great video as always 👍 I love Jurassic park, Jurassic park the lost world and Jur assic world.
Howsenberg please keep it up i love this channel
Excellent review. Love it all. Including the hilarious editing 😂 agree with all points made
Glad you enjoyed it
Love your content Mr Howesenberg. Started 2023 with Better Call Saul, then The Walking Dead with The Last of Us, and now Jurassic Park!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
I appreciate you sticking around Tagus Merry Christmas to everyone your side too!
I agree with you about guns doing shit in movies. I mean worse case scenario irl, that bullet is now a really bad splinter in the animal. Not to mention the shrapnel from that rocket.
JP3 desperately needs an extra 30-40 minutes . It is absolutely mind boggling why they thought they could make a 90 minute Jurassic park movie
There was about 3 cut scenes while filming. Two alternate endings where a swarm of Raptors kill the Spinosaurus and a Pterosaur and Spinosaurus attack on the military compound. Udesky fighting off the Raptors etc.
That scene in the Lost World where that stegosaurus made the effort puncturing that tree log with it's tail(good thing it missed) after Sarah hid inside of it shows intelligence.
The spinosaur ring tone is one of the most intimidating and funny moments from any dinosaur
I like how I heard "Michael Giacchino" and went "Wait, where have I heard that name before. I know that name, I love that name."
Double checked and realized he's the same madlad behind the original soundtracks for Medal of Honor, Frontline, and Underground and went "Shit, I bet that movie's music was great."
I enjoyed this IMMENCLY!! First time viewer, now long-term subscriber ;)
Thanks very much!
If you think about how Claire is running away from Rexxie, you gotta think about this is the same T-Rex from the first film old girl, just started to pick up the pace just as they got there so of course she’s not as quick as she used to be
Noice!!!! Great addition of the voice actor at the start. Not sure if I’m missing a joke or not but more of that would be funny and good
Awesome video 🔥
I remember watching this movie in the cinema when I was a (way too young) kid, and that scene revealing the colossal Brachiosaurus and how mindblown I was. This scene, still to this day, gives me the chills in the best way possible. The first JP is absolutely a timeless and brilliant movie! ❤
Yes just yes thx for this i need this
It's a good month when howesenberg uploads
Quality video as always
Thanks very much
What do you think about Jurassic franchise being augmented into Monarch universe somehow? We can choose to include only the first two movies as canon and go from there...
I have no doubt they will turn it into a TV series one day and I'll be there for it, just so long as they get a decent team behind it
When I was a kid, I was convinced to the T-Rex was a good guy for eating the raptors at the end lol
Well, she did save everyone's life... perhaps to make up for killing the lawyer earlier
This is the second time I have this epiphany, but I forget the original jurassic boy also played Eugene sledge in the Pacific.
He is a great actor.
The south park Timmy audio got me good 😂 this is such a great video!
Glad you enjoyed!
After watching this video you got a new subscriber, congrats dude
This video made me laugh out loud at least 10 times. Love it😂
SO EXCITED FOR MY NEW TOUR GUIDE
Bro! I wondered the same exact shit if the noise came from Tubbo or Barbo my whole life lmao. Thats awesome
I'm glad I'm not alone on that
Your videos help me get through hard days
In JP2 the high hide is a bit of a error in the book it's a massive scaffold with a a little observation hut at the top
Yeah that sounds like a better choice. Thanks for commenting, I had no idea about that detail.
When I saw the first movie as a kid in like 99 I was terrified and couldn’t go to sleep at night thinking the dinosaurs where going to open my door and kill me
Sweet can’t wait to watch this
As someone who grew up with these movies this video means a lot to me. Keep up the good work and greetings from Germany 🇩🇪
Thanks very much!
Thanks for the response! As someone whos watched nearly all of Your Videos i want ti Tell You that You are a great CZcamsr nad have helped me thoughts some rough Times. Maybe U could do StarWars some time soon. Id Love to See You shit on the Last few movies
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Rex in cage.
Them adding the Stegosaurus because kids asked for it in fan mail is so heartwarming, thanks for sharing that
1: Amazing movie will watch it any time
2: Not bad, pretty fun
3: Fun concept, messy execution
keep it up man, you give me lodes of fun to listen to
Thank you
@@Howesenberg I disagree JP3 is a very good movie much better than the Jurassic World Trilogies
@@morenoskindevil6027no way
Good choice of background music. One of my fav games. I've 100% it several times.
Which game? I used a few
This video was great. Your commentary is hilarious. Jurassic Park III was the first movie I saw in theaters. It was so fun and one of my favorite memories with my grandparents. They raised me, and encouraged my fixations which at the time was dinosaurs. They both died when I was 18 and 21. But despite it not being the best movie ever - JP3 holds a special place in my heart along with the rest of the OG JP trilogy. ❤
That's a really nice story, thanks for sharing. JP3 gets a lot of love and I'm glad it's special to you too.
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Ps. I used to be The Philosoraptor, but now I changed it, so Merry Xmas as well!
Happy birthday! I much appreciate the SuperThanks that's awesome of you. Have a great day and take my pin for a while
@@HowesenbergCheers mate!
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Btw Happy birthday, mines coming up in a month or so, Love the content and keep making it!
Yoooo! This is the BEST recap of this series I’ve seen so far! Keep up the amazing work! Subscribed, and can’t wait to see what you have planned for the future!
Are you going to watch the upcoming 4th film extinction?
Thanks very much! Lots more planned. My current project is the series Lost.
I feel like I'm done with this franchise, like for me this feels like the end of it all, it can't possibly sink any lower than Dominion...but the morbidly curious side of me will likely go see it.
Another banger vid to watch late at night
Dude oooommmggg im so glad to hear you were confused about the noise too. As a kid i was always like was that the can or him?
Same with the hands jaws thing. I noticed that as a kid too.
I think the one good thing you can say about JP3 is that it's a GREAT popcorn movie. It's definitely not a "great" movie but I think the action is fun and in a way is more fun than the later JW movies cause it's a bit more "grounded" and less silly since they can't just crank out CGI dinosaurs. Hell all the later movies are more fun if you turn your brain off and just realize it's now more action than a mixture of action and story. The locust movie has no excuse though it's a nightmare.
One of my favorite moments from this video was when you were talking about the raptors being useful maybe during the civil war, and then instantly showing British soldiers, made me laugh. Idk why.
It's safe to say that my history knowledge is terrible lol I just remembered playing Risk on PC as a kid and it having a civil war type vibe
@@Howesenberg yeah spot on, the American civil war is sort of historically regarded as the end of that style of linear or line warfare. The technology outpaced the humanity and led to horrific death tolls, like Jurassic park!
Howesenberg doing TWD BB and BCS and now this! What a goat 🐐
I'll be covering all the big stuff eventually 😅
Great Recap
Man I love howsenberg
Small nitpick, but the self driving “jeeps” you mention in the first movie are actually ford explorers but yea doesn’t really matter great video lmao
That's a fair point, tbh I've never looked into what the base car was
I love how he hearts most of the comments
Apart from yours
EDIT: nah I'm just goofin, here's a heart.
As always pretty entertaining
Can't wait
This is my go-to sleep video
I should do a recap of every relaxing ocean sound
@@Howesenberg I’d watch it💀
A masterpiece of a video
Thanks!
yo... you are HILARIOUS!!! great content
Thanks very much!
holy shoes, I finished the video. Subbed
That intro was incredible
Glad you enjoyed