0:33 “My son look like the Jackie Chan” “Oh so he look like a 3 foot 7 failure” *Dam it’s not that easy to knock me out of laughter but this, THIS IS A SENTENCE OF GOLD*
Everyone is talking about... well, every single other moment in this video, but can we appreciate a moment at 0:50 when this guy instantly changed the depth and completely deleted accent out of his voice, perfectly imitating a scene from squid game, then contitnued with the voice from before like it was nothing???? it requires serious skill to do that so flawlessly 0_0
“My son came out in the squid game, he was the-“ *pure American accent with a deep voice* “If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I might just let you live.”
@@sanele7427 sometimes being dead is better than being alive and if you can't understand this simple thing you're not allowed to give opinion about these serious stuff think before you talk
@@Iseeyou0165(spoiler alert) the quote is the grotesque man near the end telling the undercover policeman that, though the intonation sounds like the person running the game: spoiler alert - his brother
“My son is a DOCtar!” The way he said that! 🤣 Lol, it sounded like they were singing the whole time. One thing I’ve noticed is that a lot of cultures speak rhythmically; poetic.
"When my son was born I threw him into the trash can then he got back up and walked to school". I laughed so hard with this, I was born in China and I was adopted by a spanish family. Some years ago my mother gave me the adoption papers, and when I read some them for curiosity I saw that the orphanage had found me in front of a school door with some old lady clothes on and a paper with my birth date, and since I had no name the orphanage gave me one 😂 I sometimes joke with this with some friends and say "Well, I'm into studying so much that they even found me in front of a school when I was a newborn".
Your friends must probably think all Asians are so competitive in education that they go in a hunt for academics since baby stage...😂 Anyway I'm glad you got European parents it's kinda hard living with Asian parents with all that high expectations and all.
@@dreamsteddybearsmaster yeah... kind of. My parents got divorced like 4 years ago because my father cheated twice to my mother with the same girl 😂 we don't have a good relationship with him because of this and many other things, but we have a great relationship between us (us being me, my mother and my brothers)
The” This sentence has been deleted(those who know what I’m talking about know those who don’t don’t know”had me BURSTING OUT IN LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NEVER EVER watch episode 4 on squid game(if you know you know 😭😭😰)
“My son does the tiktok” …is he famous tho? Like, was he in those Tiktok vs. CZcams fights that gave 5M to the participants..? Because I’m that case, she’s doing better(monetarily, at least) than the son from the mother wearing black. 🙃
No. This is how it actually goes: "Oh, your son's so great, he's in college. My son in comparison is not as great, he's in Harvard ..." "Oh you kidding me, Harvard is WAY better. Unfortunately my son only earns 10000 dollars each month, what about your son?" "I know, your son is WAY more hardworking, unlike my son, who only sits in his room and do nothing but still earns 15000 dollars each week..." "Oh it's okay, just tell him to do some sports, that'll help. Like my son, who got a GIRLFRIEND, because she likes his bodytype".
all of this doesn't matter. the father, who's son earns more than the other automatically wins. it doesnt even matter if you dont work at all. you won 100 million in the lottery? you are better than a doctor already!
Jokes aside I rlly hope that no one gets parents like these that just want high status and not true happiness for the child And even if u do, BE STRONG. Don't let their toxicity take over u :) Have a nice day/night 😊 everyone ✨ EDIT SEESH KEBAB I DID NOT EXPECT THAT TO GET SO MANY LIKES hope your all doing well
@@kresspqressie7722 80 to be excact. There are some sort of "levels of anticipation" from the child. 1 is just secretly telling them to do better, and gets sad each time they get B or C 2 Parents openly discuss with their child to do better, overexxagerates any C or F 3. Parents start to making harsh punishments for their child, and force them to learn multiple things at one time And the further it goes, the worse
I showed this vid and the ‘why asians can’t be school shooters’ vid to my mother, she’s Filipino and grew up in a strict household but she isn’t as strict towards my sister and I, and she was laughing so hard. She told me that earlier that day she was talking to my grandpa, and when she told them that I was to be an accountant/lawyer their eyes just widened and they went on about having a lawyer in the family, like bruh. I bet they were happy that she married a scientist, and she did confirm that they were😂😂
😂 failures together strong
i know right
Aeeeyaaaa~ **cries in the corner**
Steven you failure
YOOOOOOOOOOO
🤝
"He even does the CZcams... thinks he's special"
I can't 🤣
Plot twist this guy is name is Josh
@@horsebooms4575 his name is Josh 💀
@@horsebooms4575
Plot Twist that wasn't a plot twist
@@fargo1234 I was trying to say that he also has another channel and his name is Josh song
@@horsebooms4575 wow I put plot twist before my commet, am just so funny and different.
"Oh then your son look like a 3 foot 7 failure"
Ouch, you're supposed to be roasting his kid, not me.
First time I've seen your comment without 2k likes after a considerable amount of time has passed since you commented
damn even he is watching these lol
im surprised he didnt get that many likes in this comment
Ooh self burns those are rare
Lol it almost was me
“When my son was a born I threw him in the trash can... and he got up and walked to school.”
😭 😂
1:09 a very rare song made by Asians parents when they detect a failure
Lol🤣
lmaooooo
OYYAAAAAA
HYAAAAA
LMAOO
Hoi yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"My son never get a B+"
"What the hell is a B+"
It’s “my son never get a B+”
wow he repeated what the video said? give this man 1.2k likes!
@@rise7056 aha but not
@@rise7056 bro idek why I got that many-
@@chloe.cheese3001 lucky, first wave
Dear Josh’s Mom, just so you know your son is amazing, special, talented and hilarious 🤩
Nah he's not asian darling
Huiyahh
0:33 “My son look like the Jackie Chan”
“Oh so he look like a 3 foot 7 failure”
*Dam it’s not that easy to knock me out of laughter but this, THIS IS A SENTENCE OF GOLD*
HOLY CRAP THAT GOT ME XD
IMAO
my son mastered the violin when he was a fetus 😂😂
He didn't play it perfectly enough so I threw him in the trash can.
then he got back up and walked to school
Ayaah ~ well my son handsome, he looking like Jackie Chan !
he do be following ling ling
Oh then ur son looked like a three foot seven failure!
“When my son was born I threw him into the trash can”
The way he said it with so much pride 😂🤣
Lol
That's what my mother used to tell me whenever I asked her how I was born lmao
Then the way he paused after that🤣🤣
"then he got back up and walked to school aiyyaaa"
I'm dead pissing.
thats just a normal day here in the philippines
Everyone is talking about... well, every single other moment in this video, but can we appreciate a moment at 0:50 when this guy instantly changed the depth and completely deleted accent out of his voice, perfectly imitating a scene from squid game, then contitnued with the voice from before like it was nothing???? it requires serious skill to do that so flawlessly 0_0
WHY TF IF NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “This is why we need the abortion” SKFJJSKJGKAKF
"My son can cook minute rice in 56 seconds" would be an instant win.
This is actually so good!
Lol Asian moms would be so proud 🤣😭
Steven He?
My son first cooked rice when he was a foetus.
@@dothogs28 yea it was in Steven he’s vid
“My son came out in the squid game, he was the-“
*pure American accent with a deep voice*
“If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I might just let you live.”
It was p close to the original squisgame accent
Please this one the best why isn't anyone talking about it💀
Just maybe.... maybe... thats his normal voice... not the mom imaginations 🤣.
"This is why we need these abortions."
Error 404
@@niknack7420 seriously his Asian man voice is deeper than mine damn it usually Asians mens voice are low I got beat rip
The complete tone shift during the Squid Games one is hilarious.
The broken english and bragging is so relatable as an asian failure😂
*Casually walks up to someone* good morning, did you know my son is better than your son?
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@@almightym4332 ....
@@RealJden Never.
Aah yes Grom
Grom
"My son look like the Jackie Chan"
"Oh so he look like a 3 foot 7 failure"
Bro, that's gold, you can't just knock me out like that
No he looks like Jack Ma
I see what u did there
Emotional damage
Err I don’t get this joke 🤣😅
When 2 Asian moms meet each other be like :
everything aside..
the "aaiyaa" "haiyaaa" was something else 😂
“hiiyyyaaaaa” “ooyyaaa” I love it 💀
"This is why we need the abortion."
I need more relatable asians in my life, as a south asian.
lol
Same
SAMEEEEE
Abortion is murder
@@sanele7427 sometimes being dead is better than being alive and if you can't understand this simple thing you're not allowed to give opinion about these serious stuff think before you talk
As someone who has an asian mom, this is so true, they always say “Ayaa” or “Ayy…” as a way of either shock, or frustration lmao
no comments? but ok is my fam weird bc none of my parents brag about me , and yes we are all Asian
Latinos too. 😂 We always say "ayayay"
same omg
even my mom, she isn't even asian.. (we're from africa/france) she's always talking to the phone and being like "ayaaaa "aish" and things like that-
Aiyo
“this is why we need the abortion”
WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS SITTING THERE WITH MY MOUTH OPEN IN SHOCK FOR A STRAIGHT TEN MINS 😭😭
I’ve watched this like 10 times and I’m still cracking up.
“My son is better than your son!”
Who the hell starts a conversation like that? 😂😂😂
“I specialize in the Kung fu”
“Oh really I specialize in deez”
“Deez what?”
“DEEZ NUTZ YOU STUPID”
I CAN’T BROOOOO 🤣🤣
@@jananabawy2328 you wouldn’t understand
@@jananabawy2328 your to young
@@jananabawy2328 dw Candice will tell you the joke instead😊
@@Miko-miko000 candice 😇
@@rrxseyy sjsksjjssjsjk👿
I'm not even Korean, I don't know whether I have a right to laugh at this 😂😂😂
yes. yes u do i am also korean and i was rolling on the floor
I am asian so I can relate
I am also not Korean and I can relate..lol 😂
I'm Indian btw :)
This is more a Chinese accent/aiya/Haiya/oiya
@@jajachicken674 Nah
I watch this video everyday as a ritual.
I love how they go from bragging about their children to casually roasting each other
As a Chinese I’m laughing so hard for the Korean name, Japanese shirt and “Chinese” accent lol!
Haha thank you. As a non Asian I was so confused with the accent and the korean name. 😅
I'm not even Asian, I'm Nigerian from Africa, but even i got confused and laughed at the Chinese accent.
The epitome of Asain(minus the india)
Same I didn't get why people were talking about Korea that much cause the accent is clearly Chinese lmao.
Ikr? I’m Chinese as well lmao
They were both in such a hard argument , but then they asked Josh’s mom . 🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅
No comments-
haiyaa-
there i commented
I love how he starts with “the good morning” 😭😭😭😩😩
"My son mastered the violin when he was a fetus"
.... Wah dur heoor
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Aiiyyaaaa
“Wah dur heoor” 💀💀💀💀💀
His voice in "If you can satisfy me in 5 minutes , I might let you live" is *chef's kiss* ❤️❤️.....I fell head over heels with that voice😍😍😍
I felt that was a dialog from squid game. "If you can satisfy me in 5 minutes then I might let you live"
@@shamalsagar2239 lol yes he did mention squid game too
im pretty sure that was the squid game vip that said that-
@@pinkfloofycorns7683 no
@@Iseeyou0165(spoiler alert) the quote is the grotesque man near the end telling the undercover policeman that, though the intonation sounds like the person running the game: spoiler alert - his brother
"this is why we need the abortion"
GOT ME LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES
Edit: Beware, there a is a war in the comments. Open at your own risk.
Same 💀✋
LMAO same
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@@almightym4332 damn i like the content man
Hi
“My son never gets a b plus”That’s right,he gets an F minus
"My son learn how to talk when he was four months old" 😂😂 HYAA😂😂😂 Please make more
He makes alot of them
*This morning after I woke up my mom called me a lazy failure and now I'm watching this.*
👁👄👁
U make CZcams nd u must think you are special HIYAAA
@@user-vh6kx5hx3h what a life Haiyaaaaa
LMAO RELATABLE-
@Ima JinDora's mAp wHo nEeDs bLeSsINg oF Namjesus hElLu-
@Ima JinDora's mAp wHo nEeDs bLeSsINg oF Namjesus yessir 😻
This is true to the core
Ray its u again
:)
:D
@ItzYaBoiKrystal og unoriginal comment spammer lol
I agree 100 (9+10)%
It's the way his voice switches faster than a light bulb for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was hilarious. I can’t stop watching these videos. Gotta send these to my siblings!!!
The "hoinya" part always has me dying 😭💀💀💀
ME TOO 😭😭🤣what does it mean though? X
@@chinaforeverblue doesn't exactly have a meaning is just that Asian mums saying when frustrated lol
@@nehennahreshma620 ohh okay thank u ☺ 💗
@@chinaforeverblue np!!
"what the hell is a B+?" lmao
"i killll youuu" lmao this cracks me up every single time 😂
I love the glasses. What a neat way to differentiate. You have great jokes and timing KC.
bro the “aaayyaaaaa” it’s just so funny I can’t🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
Literally all wealthy kdrama moms:
“My son mastered the violin when he was a fetus”
“What the hell”
Said it like he was scared 😂😂😂❤️
The bass drop in the voice at "if you can satisfy me in five minutes" 💀💀💀
The way he says 'kill' and 'hell' cracks me up every time
“My son is a DOCtar!” The way he said that! 🤣
Lol, it sounded like they were singing the whole time. One thing I’ve noticed is that a lot of cultures speak rhythmically; poetic.
No it’s DOOCTAER
many asian languages are tonal such as in mandarin the same work can mean different things depending on the tone
"When my son was born I threw him into the trash can then he got back up and walked to school". I laughed so hard with this, I was born in China and I was adopted by a spanish family. Some years ago my mother gave me the adoption papers, and when I read some them for curiosity I saw that the orphanage had found me in front of a school door with some old lady clothes on and a paper with my birth date, and since I had no name the orphanage gave me one 😂
I sometimes joke with this with some friends and say "Well, I'm into studying so much that they even found me in front of a school when I was a newborn".
Your friends must probably think all Asians are so competitive in education that they go in a hunt for academics since baby stage...😂
Anyway I'm glad you got European parents it's kinda hard living with Asian parents with all that high expectations and all.
lol same but I was adopted by white parents and instead of a school I was in front of a library apparently
My mom left me in a Walmart. I was 2 years old and fortunately she came back for me xd
Awww this is a bittersweet story! Sounds like you have an awesome adopted family too!
@@dreamsteddybearsmaster yeah... kind of. My parents got divorced like 4 years ago because my father cheated twice to my mother with the same girl 😂 we don't have a good relationship with him because of this and many other things, but we have a great relationship between us (us being me, my mother and my brothers)
I always burst from laughter when they say "haiiyaaah"
I was not prepared for his voice changing like that halfway through the video 💀
Not only as an asian but with those with highly competitive parents we all relate to this 😂
Go play pliano instead of wasting time commenting on CZcams hayaa
i swear bro my mom will hype me up as some kind of supergenius to her friends 💀
It must be nice, not being on the receiving end though...
“Then we walked back to school eh yaeh~” GOT ME WEEZING JSHDHDHD
Ai yaeh
'sigh' "My son Make duh TikTok" OMG I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING 😂
0:50 the immediate voice change scared me😂😂
He's definitely got the talent. Shouldn't get wasted.
As a dentist i dunno whether to believe my parents are actually proud of me or are they wishing i continued on to med school. Hahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly
1:23 I lost it 💀😭 ‘This is why we need the abOrTioN’ 💀💀💀
1:12 the side eye looking terrified 😂
“This is why we need the abortion” I died😂😂
“When my son was born I threw him into the trash can”
*silence*
“And he got back up and walked to school aye yUh”
I’m dead
I know. That was the end for me. Aiyaaa.
The thing that it shouldn't be funny but it's funny cause we're failure anyway 🤣
all the little sound effects are legendary
0:51 that sudden voice change got me🫠🫠
0:49 I SCREAMED 😭🤣🤣🤣
is no one gonna talk about 0:50 damn u nailed it
"Good morning, did you know that my son is better than your son?"
what a normal way of greeting someone
“My son went to harvard”
“My son is harvard”
Why do I enjoy the sound of his voice the way I enjoy ASMR🥴
Because it's so excellent!! It's hilarious in the best of ways!!
@@ConniRandwulf haha I was actually talking about his real voice but this voice is also like ASMR 😂
“These what?”
“These nuts you stupid “💀
oh my god!! that last line killed me!!!
0:25 took all My breath away, I cant even...
The” This sentence has been deleted(those who know what I’m talking about know those who don’t don’t know”had me BURSTING OUT IN LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NEVER EVER watch episode 4 on squid game(if you know you know 😭😭😰)
*don’t ever say those words again.*
*that’s a cursed scene.*
@@avantgarde6310 TRUE😭😭😭
SAME
@@avantgarde6310
EXACTLY 😭
I WAS CRYING
@@avantgarde6310 I just realized the scene I repeated from my mouth😭😭😭😭😭😭
“I throw my son into the trash can and he walked back to school haiyaaa” HAHAHAH
Whenever he went from the Asian mom voice to the squid game part it always makes me shake idk why his just suddenly changes so quickly
I'm dead how it just starts off "(the) Good morning! Did you know that my son is better than you son?" Completely unprovoked LOL #DEAD
“when my son was born, i threw him into the trash can then he got back up and walked to school” what diligent child he is 😭
I never laughed so hard in my entire life knowing this is just how my mom acts around other asian parents
the ' AIIYAA' s at the end were so funny they were lowkey harmonizing
Soo true
The last one was 200% real😂😂
"I specialize in the Kung fu.Oh really? I specialize in deez.... deez what? Deez nuts you stupid"
I can't with him lmao😂
It's DEEZNUT
-says in Asian accent- My son a Failure he only get A. hiya my son can't even get a A++
The deep voice of him is just WOW
I like how he says “hiyaaaaaaaaaa”
“My son does the tiktok”
…is he famous tho? Like, was he in those Tiktok vs. CZcams fights that gave 5M to the participants..? Because I’m that case, she’s doing better(monetarily, at least) than the son from the mother wearing black. 🙃
probably not
nope asian parents at least in my experience think that social media influencers are failures because they were too stupid to do something in STEM.
"MY SON CAN'T EVEN GET A B+"
"WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN A B+"
Relatableeeee
Iconic moments:
0:09 The B+ Joke
0:16 The Fetus-Violin Correlation
1:08 "Real shit" but the Asian version
I was waiting for the
“Atleast my son isn’t a failure”
Mine would simply say
"She's aiming to be a scientist"
"why?"
"She wants to play with chemicals"
Were you one of those kids that mixed shampoo with other different shampoos and other kinds of things? Cause if so, IM HERE
@@AShortDork yep, and i watched NileRed a lot
“This is why we need abortion”
Funniest sentence I heard
They be never telling us their proud of us but if it’s relatives they talk about how amazing we are for hours
I watch this like everyday just to laugh
No. This is how it actually goes:
"Oh, your son's so great, he's in college. My son in comparison is not as great, he's in Harvard
..." "Oh you kidding me, Harvard is WAY better. Unfortunately my son only earns 10000 dollars each month, what about your son?" "I know, your son is WAY more hardworking, unlike my son, who only sits in his room and do nothing but still earns 15000 dollars each week..." "Oh it's okay, just tell him to do some sports, that'll help. Like my son, who got a GIRLFRIEND, because she likes his bodytype".
Humble bragging
Hahaha why is this so accurate! You killed me 😭🤣🤣
exactlyyyyy !!!!!
Yes yes this is way more accurate xD
YES!!!!
!!!
all of this doesn't matter. the father, who's son earns more than the other automatically wins. it doesnt even matter if you dont work at all. you won 100 million in the lottery? you are better than a doctor already!
“he even does da yOoToOb”
“When my son was born I threw him in the trash can.. they he got out and walk to school iyaa” 😂
Jokes aside I rlly hope that no one gets parents like these that just want high status and not true happiness for the child
And even if u do, BE STRONG. Don't let their toxicity take over u :)
Have a nice day/night 😊 everyone ✨
EDIT
SEESH KEBAB I DID NOT EXPECT THAT TO GET SO MANY LIKES
hope your all doing well
What is true happiness
Unfortunately more than 50% asian have parents like this.
@@kresspqressie7722 80 to be excact. There are some sort of "levels of anticipation" from the child.
1 is just secretly telling them to do better, and gets sad each time they get B or C
2 Parents openly discuss with their child to do better, overexxagerates any C or F
3. Parents start to making harsh punishments for their child, and force them to learn multiple things at one time
And the further it goes, the worse
@@canesugar911 happy and stable private /emotional /love life + avarage money + good self esteem and not being any body's mental slave
@@jelenad6367 did they tell you that is what they want?
I showed this vid and the ‘why asians can’t be school shooters’ vid to my mother, she’s Filipino and grew up in a strict household but she isn’t as strict towards my sister and I, and she was laughing so hard. She told me that earlier that day she was talking to my grandpa, and when she told them that I was to be an accountant/lawyer their eyes just widened and they went on about having a lawyer in the family, like bruh. I bet they were happy that she married a scientist, and she did confirm that they were😂😂
I appreciate the variety colors in those aunties spectacles 😂😂
OMG The last line when she was like "This is why we need abortion" XDDDD