Imagine if Pat Morita played Mr Miyagi with his real accent; it would’ve made Karate Kid a martial arts comedy series instead of a simple real life karate drama
@@TheoCynical very true. I think because I grew up in Hawaii and had a lot of Japanese American friends who spoke perfect English, I never thought it was strange when Pat spoke perfect English. I just heard Yuji Okumoto (the main villain in Karate Kid 2) speak perfect English for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. I always suspected he was American but didn’t know for sure until I heard his normal speaking voice.
@Audit R Servants Really? If you are serious, the joke is that the best swordsman, the last one, was able to cut off the testicles of the fly so it wouldn't be able to have children anymore. That was how precise he was when cutting the fly that stayed alive with no more "testicles" and of course, part of the joke is flies have no testicles as insects.
How could they say it's not him? Unless your Stevie Wonder this is clearly Pat Morita. And if your eyes deceive you, you can hear the way he makes that sound effect oh, it's the same exact sound effect he uses and part 2 when he grabs the guy's nose and honks it LOL
@@TheRedFist92 I doubt living in Hawaii really had much of any bearing on his accent (he lived for nearly 50 years in California). ---------------- Take a look at this interview - (he sounds just like anyone else) *Pat Morita discusses getting cast as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid* czcams.com/video/MoBeHY1Rvs0/video.html&hd=1
Agreed I saw that in college. Bad teachers would hand you a print out of the lesson and leave it at that. The good ones would explain it great detail and could explain problems in various different ways if you had trouble.
I once had a maths teacher for Calculus and when I said I didn't understand he just showed me the exact same way over and over expecting me to understand. he was apparently the best maths teacher in the whole college but 48% of the class failed.
One of the great movie performances and the best casting. The story of him landing the role is something else. He was the one person the producer didn’t want because the producer knew Pat was a standup comedian. The director brought him in for auditions and the producer saw Pat’s performance and told the director under no circumstances would Pat ever land the role because he didn’t want a standup comedian. Pat got wind of the news and moved to Hawaii. After several months had passed (maybe five) the director got in touch with Pat and asked him to fly to CA for some more auditions and Pat told him that the producer Jerry was adamant Pat would never get the role so Pat didn’t want to go where he wasn’t wanted. He figured there no chance. But the director convinced Pat to fly in for more auditions to try to convince the producer because the director saw something in Pat and felt it was his part. At this point Pat’s standup career was on a bit of a down turn and he was mostly waiting tables and so he had grown his hair long and let his beard go. The director was surprised to see him like this but proceeded with the video recorded auditions as planned. Afterward Pat went back to Hawaii. The producer and director watched all of the different actor’s auditions and when Pat’s video came up the producer said, “who’s this actor I’ve never seen him before, that’s Mr. Miyagi”. The producer never recognised him after Pat grew his hair and beard out and almost gave up on his Hollywood career.
@@haroldshimizu1400 No kidding. THey've missed so much and I miss no longer catching great entertainers on network specials or as guests on "Carson". At least we have Facebook.
He didn't know martial arts at all.. He was lightly trained for choreographed fight scenes on set. Originally they wanted Toshiro Mifune to play the part of Miyagi which i am a little torn on. Even in the 1980s Mifune could be an imposing figure on screen and it might have taken away from the innocence of the film
Hahahahaha, I saw this when it first aired and it's still funny now - the "they all talk just like Buddy Hackett" always stuck with me, lol. Pat Morita was awesome.
But Buddy's Duck Joke is in the recommendations on the right. So they'll learn. Want to be funny kids? You need a classical education. Start with the masters.
Well done. You could have stopped after naming the sword, but your last line made me laugh. That took it from a pedantic bit of trivia to make yourself sound smart to something funny. Well done.
Mr. Morita is an American, probably not a real black belt, making a comedy show for Americans in the early 80's. "short sword" is a good enough term. Besides what he is holding looks like a 1D6 damage weapon to me
@@kuraidjinn My old boss was a publicist for Pat Morita. When my boss had his birthday, I randomly chatted up a girl with a girl, after drinker with her a bit. Turned out to be his daughter. Pat had already passed away a few years prior to kidney failure. But he kept in touched with Pat's family. That was my first celebrity party. I met a ton of actors that day. I can tell you someone who admires film a lot. Being in a scenario meeting all your favorite actors for the first time in one room. Feels like when Rose revisits Titanic in her dream and all the people are waiting for her. It felt surreal.
@@808saimin , Pat was Japanese heritage, Nisei actually but roots in Japan.. why the comments swung to Chinese sayings only show ignorance of the posters to assume there is no difference
I've seen this video before but forgot. And I'm glad I did because I got to laugh my ass off again on such a funny story. Morita is one funny dude, I'll have to go check out more of his stand up.
+Guy Forget Born and raised in California but that didn't stop the army/federal government from putting him and his family in an internment camp during the second world war. Imprisoned for no reason. Same with George Takei and thousands of others. Shameful, really.
+InformationIsTheEdge It's beyond comprehension isn't it? The Asian-American WW2 concentration camps are the least publicised and taught civil and human rights violations of Western culture. I'm not American and I only ever found out from watching the Karate Kid. No European country, to my knowledge, covers it in world history classes at school.
John Smith I saw a documentary about WWII that focused on the United States and its industrial prowess and just barely glossed over the Japanese concentration camps. That was how I first learned of it. I think there is a lecture here on CZcams, done by George Takei in which he describes how he is still able to love America despite the treatment he received. Rather big of him.
Maybe because internment camps looked more like POW camps, and concentration camps are, oh, I don't know, death camps. You're taking a very euphemistic attitude in comparing the treatment of Japanese Americans to the treatment of those in concentration camps.
I remember this joke from the chop socky film "They call me Bruce". An incompetent guy pretends to have Kung fu because he is Asian and everyone assumes he must know karate, etc. Whips out a sword in one scene to prove his skill, the fly survives and Bruce pulls off that line. Also used nunchucks as chopsticks :)
I had a Toyota once. Oh what a feeling....lol. I loved that movie growing up. I love how he got the 2 hangs to fight each other by saying one master was better than the other. Great Comedy.
With this leg (points to left leg), i can kick your nose... with this leg, I can kick your ear, with this hand.. I can rip off your arm.. take a goooood look at me, I'm Asian! Ahhhhhhhhh! lol
Crurned Travels and Other Stories / yes I think that’s true about comedians being good dramatic actors. Some other amazing examples have been Milton Berle when he did a drama roll and the old playhouse 90, Mickey Rooney and Jackie Gleason in Rod Serling‘s movie, Requiem for a heavyweight. But have you seen the CZcams where Pat Marita explains how he got the job for the karate kid. The big mogul, Gerry Weintraub, did not want Pat because he was a comedian and he saw the role of Mr. Miyagi as too dramatic. He later reversed himself for his extreme opinionated feelings. Anyone who has seen the karate kid knows that the whole film works because of the clever understated comic situations throughout the plot line. So I agree with you you are right especially in pet Marita‘s case in his role of a lifetime. Did you know that the name of the founder a Goju Ryu karate is Miyagi?
I have seen several interviews with actors, including Michael Caine, about comedy and acting. They all said that there is nothing harder to do than comedy. If you can do comedy well, you can do anything.
@@belalabusultan5911 I meant to say “ Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality isn’t like Mr. Miyagi”, but yeah I do know who he is and I would say (most) Asians look the same
@@Godzillafan1980 I was the same as @Simon0 because I first saw him in Karate Kid. When I saw him on Happy Days later, it threw me off he didn't have the accent and all that.
@@Me4-gc8qs Bruce Lee died in 1973 and this joke was when Pat Morita was 50 something years old, so it's impossible for Bruce Lee to have seen this, unless you're saying that this joke was told back before Bruce Lee died when Pat was younger
Him laughing at his own joke at the end made me so happy.
That's the same laugh head movement he used for drunk Mr. Miyagi
Glad i aint the only one lol
That's kind of fucking weird...
Especially since that was a stage laugh. It was a part of the bit. Not a genuine laugh. Capisce?
@@ArizonaHeat602 creeped me out tbh
And the little "cutting his hand" gag, great soul, we miss you pat!
I like to think this is Mr. Miyagi’s normal voice and that he just started out faking with Daniel and is enjoying it too much to stop 😆😆😆
This is now my headcanon
I love your big galaxy brain.
Have you ever seen Pat Morita in the movie Spy Hard?
mr miyagi is just BS-ing daneil san to make him do his work :))
@@kata1261 I agree let's consider this canon
I can’t believe he is faking his Accent in the Karate Kid movies haha
I'm very confused right now
80’s Hollywood, man. Whatcha gonna do?
you should've watched him on Happy Days
He was born in the USA hehe
Ojash Ohj and on happy days
He was a comedian before becoming an actor, he called himself “The hip nip”. No kidding.
This guy probably never even been to Japan or learned karate.
you're referring to this czcams.com/video/rMrVk4anT6w/video.html
dude i just typed in hip nip OMG hahaha he's pretty funny to
@@ashishmanandhar6020 Wow! And?
Thats not true
Imagine if Pat Morita played Mr Miyagi with his real accent; it would’ve made Karate Kid a martial arts comedy series instead of a simple real life karate drama
@Joe Dick that would have been hilarious
Karate Kid wasn't a Comedy???? Maybe I'm thinking of the one with Jackie Chan....?
@@matthewsermons7247 not really, it was mostly drama with a few hilarious moments in it.
@@paul16451 splitting hairs?
also an awesome karate move
@Joe Dick That’s hilarious 😂
Pat is American, everyone. Thats why he speaks perfect English.
Yes, some of us remember him from the show, Happy Days.
I knew that from one odd his interviewed. Some people really think N. Asian people speak like that based off tv shows alone...
@@TheoCynical very true. I think because I grew up in Hawaii and had a lot of Japanese American friends who spoke perfect English, I never thought it was strange when Pat spoke perfect English. I just heard Yuji Okumoto (the main villain in Karate Kid 2) speak perfect English for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. I always suspected he was American but didn’t know for sure until I heard his normal speaking voice.
He’s American cause he loved America. And believe me I would know.
Engrish
Ah Daniel-San, you much humor.
Nisuke p@ Morita was likely alright though , his character mister myagi was actually behaving like a scam artist within the karate kid movies
loooool
He also too much tv.
"show me castrate the fly"
He was also beginner luck.
"In Japan, heart surgeon, number one steady hand."
The Office!!!!
marcelo78 there's no steadier hand than the hand of a man shaving his balls.
I didnt get the joke
@Audit R Servants Really? If you are serious, the joke is that the best swordsman, the last one, was able to cut off the testicles of the fly so it wouldn't be able to have children anymore. That was how precise he was when cutting the fly that stayed alive with no more "testicles" and of course, part of the joke is flies have no testicles as insects.
WHATEVER GOES FOR ME - I believe Audit R Servants was referring to the comment about Japan heart surgeon steady hand.
The comment we’re commenting on.
The real joke is happening in the background.
Moves that would never work in real life
Joe Rogan has entered the chat, Jamie just pulled it up.
Hahaha
Especially since I think one of the guys is Fred Ettish
The real joke is sound editing guy. He made all the sound effects for the background guys
For anyone who says, "that isn't Pat Morita." YES... YES, THIS IS.
Those who are saying it have never actually seen the man before.
@@PaNDaSNiP3R Or they don't know that he lived in Hawaii and this is a type of local accent.
How could they say it's not him? Unless your Stevie Wonder this is clearly Pat Morita. And if your eyes deceive you, you can hear the way he makes that sound effect oh, it's the same exact sound effect he uses and part 2 when he grabs the guy's nose and honks it LOL
Wrong, it's Mr. Myogi.
@@TheRedFist92
I doubt living in Hawaii really had much of any bearing on his accent (he lived for nearly 50 years in California).
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Take a look at this interview - (he sounds just like anyone else)
*Pat Morita discusses getting cast as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid*
czcams.com/video/MoBeHY1Rvs0/video.html&hd=1
Happy birthday Pat Morita (1932-2005) Rest In Peace.....
Great man
Totally agree
That's like celebrating your 25th wedding anniversary 5 years after your divorce.
🙏
Amazing man ..RIP
''no such thing as bad student, only bad teacher''
-Mr. Miyagi
Agreed I saw that in college. Bad teachers would hand you a print out of the lesson and leave it at that. The good ones would explain it great detail and could explain problems in various different ways if you had trouble.
Those words are true,
Yeah he was great at lying also
🤣
I once had a maths teacher for Calculus and when I said I didn't understand he just showed me the exact same way over and over expecting me to understand. he was apparently the best maths teacher in the whole college but 48% of the class failed.
Best words to ever live by
Him being American just makes his performance as Miagi even more amazing
One of the great movie performances and the best casting. The story of him landing the role is something else. He was the one person the producer didn’t want because the producer knew Pat was a standup comedian. The director brought him in for auditions and the producer saw Pat’s performance and told the director under no circumstances would Pat ever land the role because he didn’t want a standup comedian. Pat got wind of the news and moved to Hawaii. After several months had passed (maybe five) the director got in touch with Pat and asked him to fly to CA for some more auditions and Pat told him that the producer Jerry was adamant Pat would never get the role so Pat didn’t want to go where he wasn’t wanted. He figured there no chance. But the director convinced Pat to fly in for more auditions to try to convince the producer because the director saw something in Pat and felt it was his part. At this point Pat’s standup career was on a bit of a down turn and he was mostly waiting tables and so he had grown his hair long and let his beard go. The director was surprised to see him like this but proceeded with the video recorded auditions as planned. Afterward Pat went back to Hawaii. The producer and director watched all of the different actor’s auditions and when Pat’s video came up the producer said, “who’s this actor I’ve never seen him before, that’s Mr. Miyagi”. The producer never recognised him after Pat grew his hair and beard out and almost gave up on his Hollywood career.
A classic joke with Pat's own spin on it. Such a charming and easygoing jokester.
I had heard that punchline before as “That fly is now Jewish”
me too
As Pat came from the Borsch Belt, I’m sure he knew all the variations 😂
One who castrates fly with short sword can accomplish anything!
corrupt200 Miyagi-san you dirty old man.😂
Don't you mean castlates? :p
no he meant "fry" and "acomprish" - you know, with japanese, it's just the other way 'round...
"Hmph. Beginner's Luck."
Lol, agreed!
"They all talk like Buddy Hackett". lol
Most youngsters don't know Buddy Hackett. Have to find another voice.
@@haroldshimizu1400 No kidding. THey've missed so much and I miss no longer catching great entertainers on network specials or as guests on "Carson". At least we have Facebook.
The fry on the wall. Same as Bells of Horry.
@@decepticonleader316 Rah-rah-rah-rah rahhhhh rah-rah rah rahhhh
These lines were better than the actual joke.
His face after the punchline. Pure bliss.
“Man who works for passion is richer than man who works for money“ Mr. Myagi
Yeah the porn industry pays above average.
@@marvelleonline Because y'all virgins allow it...
Recommending this to me randomly...amen to CZcams's algorithms.
Mr Myagi taught me everything I need to know about life,,
Wax on, wax off? Do you work in a car wash?
its not the car theyre waxing thats for sure
You can say _that_ again.
Sooner or later, squish like grape
"Sooner or later, squish like grape"
too good
41 cobra Kai students gave thumbs down
I laughed at this more than the joke on.the video 😂
Hahahaha...
COBRA KAI NEVER DIES!
No Mercy!
I think Cobra Kai just grew a lot more
How did this end up in my recommendation 8 years after release?
Good joke by the way. Thanks for the recommendation 👌🏽.
seriously
maybe because of Cobra Kai season 2 is now out? I recommended it
lol!!!
Yeah, same here.
Me today
Hence Miyagi's saying: "Look fly, always look fly".
You can catch a lot of open zippers that way.
I came back years later, and I still enjoy his jokes.
After.7 years this pops up im my recommendation
8 years
Same here after watching the Cobra Kai series
robert c yeah that def has to be it haha
9 years for me.
Better late than never!
I love Pat Morita. This guy is so damned funny. Blows my mind that some people never knew he was a comic.
he was on happy days for years.
RIP Sensei Miyagi
Too bad he didn't really know any martial arts lol
... Pat Morita was a comedian and the type of guy to wake up and start the day with a cigarette and cocktail
adam tarver
he didnt actually practice a martial art seriously but he knew enough to be casted as miyagi surprisingly
He didn't know martial arts at all.. He was lightly trained for choreographed fight scenes on set. Originally they wanted Toshiro Mifune to play the part of Miyagi which i am a little torn on. Even in the 1980s Mifune could be an imposing figure on screen and it might have taken away from the innocence of the film
I knew there were going to be dickheads that had to point out the fact that pat Morita didn't know martial arts.
CZcams is like preschool for idiots.
Pat tapping the blade against his palm and his reaction immediately afterwards was a nice touch at the end.
I remember this joke. The punchline is "He may fly but will never fluck"
"fluck"
@@kaptainkokujin4986 ???
@@kaptainkokujin4986 ??????????!
@@kaptainkokujin4986 ???????????????????????!!!!!!!
@@sempai3169 you said "fluck" instead of "fuck"
LOL.. didn't see that coming.
ISEE YOU That end joke was so funny.
Neither did the fly.
It's a very old joke.
The ending was hilarious
Me either, that was hilarious!
No matter what role this guy plays, he continues to inspire me an amount of respect, for me he is a Sensei.
Always look eye.
Mr. Miyagi, holding a wakizashi, doing comedy. I didn't know I wanted this, but I love it.
I Miss Pat Morita. Mr. Miyagi was a great man. I also miss Jim Varney. His character Ernest is sorely missed.
when he accidentally cut his hand at the end i started laughing
I actually laughed out loud at this. Rip to the great one, Pat Morita✨🙏🏽✨
Yeah i thought it was really funny I've got to remember that one 😅 😂 🤣
Hahahahaha, I saw this when it first aired and it's still funny now - the "they all talk just like Buddy Hackett" always stuck with me, lol. Pat Morita was awesome.
LOL. Reminded me of John Candy when he talked about his hatchet in Uncle Buck. “Well, I’ve been known to circumcise a gnat.” 😂
You’re not a gnat are ya Bug?? Wait a minute… Bug… gnat…
The joke Pat told is older than Uncle Buck so did John Candy steal the joke, or did he just honor the joke by basically using the punchline?
One of only a few "celebrities" that I cared about hearing about them passing
I was honestly heartbroken when we lost Bernie Mac
people may not remember he was on Happy Days as well. God Bless Pat Morita. He was a National Treasure
Big deal, the fly will never have children again! Lol. Miss you Pat Morita. RIP good man
Hi
Laughed at the ending. Miss this man. Rest in peace, Mr. Pat Morita.
About 80% of you reading this:
Who's Buddy Hackett ?
Someone who was impossibly funny.
But Buddy's Duck Joke is in the recommendations on the right. So they'll learn. Want to be funny kids? You need a classical education. Start with the masters.
Lol.. exactly.
I was sure I wouldn't laugh at the end, but I did! Well told, Mr. Morita.
one of the most talented people ever to grace the screen. rip.
This was one of the scrolls that Chozen kept in the box.
Man... It was hilarious!!! The way he laughed about his own joke added like 70% more fun
"He talks just like Buddy Hackett." 😂😂😂
Out of all the funniest joke I ever heard segments I have ever seen, this one is by far my favorite.
hahahhaha you see eh the fly on the wall watch *blows* HMP!!!!! that funny noise though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That sword, or nihonto Miyagi san is handling, is called a wakizashi for anyone that slightly cares.
nihonto means sword?
Thought it was a ken
I do care, Thank you ^^/...
Well done. You could have stopped after naming the sword, but your last line made me laugh. That took it from a pedantic bit of trivia to make yourself sound smart to something funny. Well done.
Mr. Morita is an American, probably not a real black belt, making a comedy show for Americans in the early 80's. "short sword" is a good enough term. Besides what he is holding looks like a 1D6 damage weapon to me
Coolest grandpa ever. I hung out with his daughter 10 years ago.
No. Fkn. Way......dood🤥
How'd you meet???
For real???
🙄
@@kuraidjinn My old boss was a publicist for Pat Morita. When my boss had his birthday, I randomly chatted up a girl with a girl, after drinker with her a bit. Turned out to be his daughter. Pat had already passed away a few years prior to kidney failure. But he kept in touched with Pat's family. That was my first celebrity party. I met a ton of actors that day. I can tell you someone who admires film a lot. Being in a scenario meeting all your favorite actors for the first time in one room. Feels like when Rose revisits Titanic in her dream and all the people are waiting for her. It felt surreal.
HolyHell! So, you didn’t even know at first. That’s pretty amazing. You two still keeping in contact?
I thought he was going to make a karate kid joke!
😂😂🤣🤣
I don't think Karate Kid was created at the time, I could be wrong though
Pat Morita was not only a versatile actor/comedian, he was also a great impressionist, he use to do great Redd Foxx imitations..
I didn't know he was that funny he really made me laugh 🤣 i love it 💖
I miss that man. I wonder how his character, MR. MIYAGI, would be like on COBRA KAI this day in age. A huge hole in that series.
I must admit it, that was friggin funny. It had me laughing good. Castrated the fly😂🤣😅
LOL an ultimate solution and one of those situations where "SWORD IS MIGHTIER THAN A PEN"
P V The one who carries the sword carries the pen.
Never tire of Mr Myagi . 😂😂😂
I like how he is telling these jokes while three blokes in the back are lollygagging around.
Confucius say: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot."
Lmao
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
@@unclejustin7267 confucious was Chinese not Japanese
@@BigSkyCurmudgeon who said he was Japanese?
@@808saimin , Pat was Japanese heritage, Nisei actually but roots in Japan.. why the comments swung to Chinese sayings only show ignorance of the posters to assume there is no difference
Brilliant! Great comedian as well as a great actor!
"Don't know. Never been attacked by tree" thats the funniest joke I ever heard!
Pat Morita was a great joke teller and seemed like such a nice guy too
I honestly was thinking that joke was going nowhere. Then he really hit me in the end. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His English is soo fluent, it’s soo different than his accent in the karate movie
I remember seeing this very joke when it aired on TV back in 84 or 85.:) This is the 2nd time I've seen it now.
Only 29 years to wait, I'll be 87 😥
That rast fry bring such shame and dishonor on its famry
Suk Hyun Hahm that’s racist
alitlweird it’s funny is what it is.
@@alitlweird i know. I love it
That was weak bro
@@sonnybrown4758 knees weak, arms are heavy
Oof, watching those dudes tripping each other like two feet behind a dude wielding a SWORD made me a biiiiit nervous! 🤣
I've seen this video before but forgot. And I'm glad I did because I got to laugh my ass off again on such a funny story. Morita is one funny dude, I'll have to go check out more of his stand up.
R.I.P Ten Years Today
It's amazing how people can get fooled so easily. Pat Morita was as american as any white boy you ever knew.
+Guy Forget Born and raised in California but that didn't stop the army/federal government from putting him and his family in an internment camp during the second world war. Imprisoned for no reason. Same with George Takei and thousands of others. Shameful, really.
+InformationIsTheEdge It's beyond comprehension isn't it? The Asian-American WW2 concentration camps are the least publicised and taught civil and human rights violations of Western culture. I'm not American and I only ever found out from watching the Karate Kid. No European country, to my knowledge, covers it in world history classes at school.
John Smith
I saw a documentary about WWII that focused on the United States and its industrial prowess and just barely glossed over the Japanese concentration camps. That was how I first learned of it. I think there is a lecture here on CZcams, done by George Takei in which he describes how he is still able to love America despite the treatment he received. Rather big of him.
Maybe because internment camps looked more like POW camps, and concentration camps are, oh, I don't know, death camps. You're taking a very euphemistic attitude in comparing the treatment of Japanese Americans to the treatment of those in concentration camps.
It demeans those who suffered far worse treatments on an even larger scale.
I remember my dad telling me this joke when I was a kid. He told me he saw it on tv, this must of been the show!
I always loved this guy,
Happy Days was his best Woe'l......
Geeeeeeeeeeee
This was a funny joke! I had laughed out loud. 😂
I remember this joke from the chop socky film "They call me Bruce". An incompetent guy pretends to have Kung fu because he is Asian and everyone assumes he must know karate, etc. Whips out a sword in one scene to prove his skill, the fly survives and Bruce
pulls off that line. Also used nunchucks as chopsticks :)
thanks for letting us know about that video
Starring Johnny Yoon.
I had a Toyota once. Oh what a feeling....lol. I loved that movie growing up. I love how he got the 2 hangs to fight each other by saying one master was better than the other. Great Comedy.
Is there a vid on it lol
With this leg (points to left leg), i can kick your nose... with this leg, I can kick your ear, with this hand.. I can rip off your arm.. take a goooood look at me, I'm Asian! Ahhhhhhhhh! lol
They sanitized the punch line; I learned it as "fry never fluck again."
Could be, or whoever came up with your version may have dirtied it up.
The dislikes are from Kreese, Johnny and Mike
Don’t forget about Terry Silver!
I loved this guy as a kid. He was amazing.
Missed and never forgotten. Mr Pat Morita.
I miss this Guy. He's line in the karate kid movie about having balance in life is something I live by. R.I.P Mr. Miyagi
LOL "see that fwhy on the wall?"
Comedians are definitely the best dramatic actors. RIP Mr. Morita/ Miyagi Sensei.
Crurned Travels and Other Stories / yes I think that’s true about comedians being good dramatic actors. Some other amazing examples have been Milton Berle when he did a drama roll and the old playhouse 90, Mickey Rooney and Jackie Gleason in Rod Serling‘s movie, Requiem for a heavyweight. But have you seen the CZcams where Pat Marita explains how he got the job for the karate kid. The big mogul, Gerry Weintraub, did not want Pat because he was a comedian and he saw the role of Mr. Miyagi as too dramatic. He later reversed himself for his extreme opinionated feelings. Anyone who has seen the karate kid knows that the whole film works because of the clever understated comic situations throughout the plot line. So I agree with you you are right especially in pet Marita‘s case in his role of a lifetime. Did you know that the name of the founder a Goju Ryu karate is Miyagi?
I have seen several interviews with actors, including Michael Caine, about comedy and acting. They all said that there is nothing harder to do than comedy. If you can do comedy well, you can do anything.
Pat Morita is the legend of all time
A golden oldie that sounds better coming from him
Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality is like Mr. Miyagi
he is the actor wo played Mr. Miyagi...
Either that, or I am racist and think all Asians look the same ...
@@belalabusultan5911 😂😂😂😂
@@belalabusultan5911 I meant to say “ Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality isn’t like Mr. Miyagi”, but yeah I do know who he is and I would say (most) Asians look the same
@@Ivan-vx3zo it’s not that they look the same, it’s that your brain isn’t as good at differentiating between people of a race other than your own.
@@DaTimmeh Pretty sure that’s an insult but yeah you’re probably right
Mister-Miyagi this is a CLASSIC Daniel-san wax-a on wax-a off! BONSAI!!!
r.i.p. uncle! can't believe it's been almost 13 yrs since you passed!
Pat Morita was your uncle?!
@@TheOnlyHollywood1 he was everyone's uncle.
I love this talented guy! So special!
Ok ok ok that was funny 😄
He neutered the fly 🪰
with a sword 🗡 😆
why didn't pat do more voiceover work?? he has a great talent for voices.
perfecttrunks2000 I do believe the last job he ever had was a voice over.
Wish Pat Morita was still here.
Noooooooooooo he doesnt talk like Mr Miyagi!! All my illusions have been shattered.
That's why he was nominated for an Oscar for karate kid... it's called acting
@@Godzillafan1980 I was the same as @Simon0 because I first saw him in Karate Kid. When I saw him on Happy Days later, it threw me off he didn't have the accent and all that.
@@jakekeys88music cause he's GAY.... runn away
Great Buddy Hackett impersonation Mr.Morita had lol
This joke had me rollin’ 😆
It's strange to see Pat Morita speak with a perfect English accent. Rest in Peace
I believe this was Bruce Lee's favorite joke also.
Was he alive at this period? Just had to ask.
It was a really old joke that Pat used to ell back in the 60's during his stand up days. So it is quite posable the Bruce Lee liked the joke.
@@Me4-gc8qs Bruce Lee died in 1973 and this joke was when Pat Morita was 50 something years old, so it's impossible for Bruce Lee to have seen this, unless you're saying that this joke was told back before Bruce Lee died when Pat was younger
Me 4 I never knew he did stand up!
Cynthia Ennis He was on the early episodes of Happy days.....
ah man I miss you PAT!!!
Pat Morina was ahead of his time, master of impressions
This got a laugh out of me!