For anyone who wants to try this out for themselves there's now a download link in the description (and also here but the description is way cooler I mean like come on a comment doesn't even compare) drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZKd-8DXUrzXQt6jiCKQlpioNkPQ5FcSh?usp=sharing
@@gregjones3660 It's called modding. :) | This is the most basic kind of it. There are files for every sound you hear in the game and you can swap them with each other to have fun.
the medical station saying "you look terrible" when you use it is hilarious, just imagine every one of them being sentient and making smug remarks at the player's health state
1:22 (overlapped "hey i hear-") *DEMONIC NOISES* calm voice: sometimes you need to rely on more than just your suit to -slightly gets lower and more echoed- get through a tight place try jumping- LOOK OUT! biscuit
I think if I went to work everyday on a 5 minute train ride that says DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE the whole time just for a coworker to look me dead in the eyes and perfectly imitate a helicopter I'd have blown the place up too
1:39 looks like the turning point in a horror movie where everything goes to hell in a handbasket. **presses button on computer** Announcer: *FORBIDDEN* **Alarms start to blare** **Security guy yells** **Ungodly screams begin** Security guy: *R U N* (I know it's "one" but work with me here) All you'd need is the scientist saying "Six" two more times and you're golden.
1:20 “Experimental energy weapon” “Hey hey, I hear-“ ⚠️ Here they come... “Sometimes you’ll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place, try jump-“ *”LOOKOUT”*
Things I found funny: 1:33 why did I laugh at this 3:41 he just shit himslelf 4:43 "Right, a ʷᵃˡˡ." 5:02 health charger roasts you 5:44 *casually takes a nap on the floor and starts sleep talking* 7:09 I don't even know what to say about this
5:07 This scientist is like: "Ah yes. Death as I expected... Now, based on a typical survival behavior of living creatures, I shall scream in order to alarm other representatives of my species that I am in danger. By doing that there is a chance of someone helping me. NO!"
For anyone who wants to try this out for themselves there's now a download link in the description (and also here but the description is way cooler I mean like come on a comment doesn't even compare)
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZKd-8DXUrzXQt6jiCKQlpioNkPQ5FcSh?usp=sharing
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What kind of fuckery is this?...
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@@gregjones3660 It's called modding. :) | This is the most basic kind of it. There are files for every sound you hear in the game and you can swap them with each other to have fun.
That tram ride is my internal voice everyday going to work.
L i q u i d b r e a c h
*_D I E D I E D I E_*
The tram ride is just my interal voice every day.
*"Sorry, I'm leaving now."*
I think your coffee may be a little to dark.
2:35 "advanced... liquid" he needs that science soda
He's just getting some Jell-O
THERE U҈S҈
*advanced Advanced ADVANCED ADVANCED ADVANCED*
“ITS READY YOU MUST GO NOW”
It’ll help him see faster
3:57 *C H E C K*
- Captain?
- *Sound of falling concrete debris*
@@lunaticzeroone you don't get a free fking pass because you said that
@@lunaticzeroone we know
I heard shrek
*CHECK.
2:47 you ruined his casserole so he started letting out the screams of the damned
The other one warned him to leave before the demon escapes
You must go, now!
4:57 that headcrab is the smartest of his generation
:0 its lazlo in headcrab form
POOR LAZLO
Hahahaha
the finest mind of a generation
Poor crabzlo, he was the finest mind of his generation.
1:43 how to count... one ............... six
*sad noise* 🅃🄷🄴🅁🄴 U҈S҈
COMBAT SHOTGUN ACQUIRED
4:50 time to chew
Me when food
nice how he tried to share his gum, too bad he over shot your mouth and plummeted down.
5:01 gordon gets insulted by a Health charger
Ahaha, underrated XD
@@samdrow8268 you look terrible
Joke
*clicks on button*
Intercom: *C O M P U T E R*
clicks on light switch
"Eat this you bastard"
Some one needs to make a program that you can use to make sentences with the intercom and grunt lines.
@@blockstacker5614 there is
@@blockstacker5614 it's a site, don't remember what it's called doe
1:23 ...hey, i hear something... A͌͋́ͬͨ̎̈́̿͑ͥͪ̈̈́̓́͊̚͏͙̟̳͇̥̪͘Ḁ̢̼͎͇̹̘̙̳͓̜̞͕̻͉͖̟̮̳͌̓͒̌ͭ͘A̷̸̢̤̺͍̘̗̼̫ͮ̍̆ͬ͌͐ͭÃ͙̥͈̖͇͍͍ͮ̓̓ͤ͗̿̐̀̽̈̅̏̌͋̅͂̽̕͠Ȁ̸͙̹̼͇͚̳̯̰̪̗̪̮͚̹͖̗̖̬̇͌ͬͫA͐ͩ̄̍ͦ̓͛ͧ҉̡̦͎̻̼̗͍̤̪̜͖̲̳̰̗͍̲̰̦ͅĄ̷̷͍̬͈̦̙̙̱͙̟̗̺̠͔̤͓̯̫̬̏̾̔͊ͨ̈͂ͫͭ̃̒̇̓͘ͅÂ̟͖̳̘͚̓̉͐͡A̶̴͎̬̤͍̲̩̤͉̹̺͉͖ͣ̄̉ͩ̂͋ͪ̊͂͆̉̎ͯͪͅÁ͖̼̺̘̬̹̺̥̬̻̭͚̰̥͚̐̽̌͐̒̆̕͝Ã̵̢̺͉̬͕̭͕̝̻̣̠̤̲̘̲̼̪̙̾ͨ̾͌̏͐͒̏̿̃ͪͧ̔ͩͩ̌ͥ͝͝Ḁ͉̬̲̝͈̘͔͍̤̏́̅̍͒̔̀̈́̃̇̀Á̷̵̢̛͚̥͚̟̻͍̜̔ͣ̽ͣ͋ͯ͌̂͆A̷̷̳̮̫̟̫͉̬̫͚̫͕̬̱͊̾ͦ͌̾ͫ͐̍̃̽́̂̑̈́ͧ́̚̚͜͠ͅAͯ̎ͧͥ͐̄͂̏̈ͨ̎̈́̍͂͆̚͏̷̴̼̬̤̦̗̥̠̪̥͙̮A̷̢̫̲̼͖͈̱̲̲͙̩͈͇͍͓̒̐̂ͯ̎ͭͨ͛ͤ̆̒͑̈͟ͅÅ̢̦̞͔̪̇̐̌ͦ̏̃ͭ͡A̵̛̖͕̝̱̹̺͂̾̉̍ͣ͌͛̔̀͌̓͌À̴̧̠̱̟ͨ͛͐̑͆͂́Ǎ̶͐̒͗ͣ̇̐ͤͩ͑͋̍ͧ̽ͦ͘͟͠҉̪̦̣̮̝̻͇̰̼̝̥̖̪̹
*SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO RELY ON MORE THAN JUST YOU SUIT TO GET THROUGH A TIGHT PLACE, TRY JUMPING THIS GAP*
*CHOPPER NOISES*
*screams of the damned* 6
THER U҈S҈ *COMMAND SHUT DOWN ACQUIRED*
Where is that sound file from?!
The demonic scream at 1:23 killed me
I think the door was a little to rusty and old.
Funny seeing you here!
Well, he opened the door to Black Mesa, and it actually became hell soon.... So he opened a door to Hell.
Get some WD-40 on those doors damnit!
How’s your- aughggggghtheee
the medical station saying "you look terrible" when you use it is hilarious, just imagine every one of them being sentient and making smug remarks at the player's health state
Eventually it just does it to wear down your self-esteem and then at one point it starts insulting your mother
@@droptherapy2085 So they're just GladOS
@@Espartanica probably.
That’s probably what the health stations at Aperture do lol
@@fagglebag Aperture probably wouldn't bother with health stations
3:26 a talk with the boys
They're just so intelligent they simplified their language into screams and noises. For the sake of efficiency.
I prefer to talk with the sound of the dammed, it's more normal than those weirdos.
H O G.
scientist 1: swjlklkllkjkljkkll scientist 2: vortigaunt sound
3:52
"Well, it looks like we won't be working together..."
"Does that mean I can go home?"
SHIT!
SHREK
2:26 the most logical dialogue so far
to be honest it fits
Is anyone else getting hungry?
6:23 NOVEMBER FINALLY
When you prefer grim, cloudy and slightly cold weather.
@@Maxxon89 i prefer that being set on fire inside a furnace for all month in summer
@@Maxxon89
I've had clouds throughout october to february please no
@@Killbayne :(
Australians waiting for summer be like
2:45 He died inside
3:52
"well it looks like wie won't be working together..."
"SHREEEKKKKK"
Ooohh, goooodd, I nearly vomited!!! HAHAHAHHA
*CAPTAIN*
@@pixelcat29 Donkey!
4:46 gotta love how the headcrabs say "you've waited too long" and "time to choose" simultaneously when they jump at you
Me: I try not to wake anyone up at night
my bedroom door 1:23
2:15 let me help you *glass breaking language*
I died at the first aid station saying "You look terrible."
rude first aid station
Yep
4:34
*congratulations, you have completed the black mesa target range*
"SIX"
o n e
NINE
S I x
1:19 *_EXPERIMENTAL ENERGY WEAPON_*
*the screams of the damned*
_SOMETIMES, YOU WILL HAVE TO RELY ON MORE THAN YOUR SUIT-_
1:33
That scientist is spitting out facts, I agree with everything he said.
Meto
Meto
Meto
Meto
Meto
1:22 (overlapped "hey i hear-") *DEMONIC NOISES* calm voice: sometimes you need to rely on more than just your suit to -slightly gets lower and more echoed- get through a tight place try jumping- LOOK OUT! biscuit
@Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] i know it just sounded like biscuit
Try jumping biscuit
1:22
*Barney alerted the horde!*
2:35 _Advanced_ *LIQUID*
3:59 "Capitan....*pow*....*car speeding*
3:51
"Looks like we won't be working together"
" *C H E C K* "
**ungodly sounds from hell**
random scientific: s i x
s I x s I x
i can't help but hear "s e x"
I think if I went to work everyday on a 5 minute train ride that says DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE the whole time just for a coworker to look me dead in the eyes and perfectly imitate a helicopter I'd have blown the place up too
5:43 Honestly, talking trough a corpose is something id expect the Gman to do unironically
2:54 "the... FORBIDDEN" what aren't they telling us about the HEV suit?!
sorry, I mean the... gluon gun??
The forbidden hev mark 2
I see you’ve found the gluon gun
hev johnson
*B*
4:57 "I'm rather looking forward to this analysis"
Sure thing, stuck headcrab.
Wait a minute... I know that character
He's the lazlo of headcrabs
half of this is actually fitting, the other half is just
*S I X .*
5:03 -sounds like me after taco bell- lol
NO STOP XDDDDDD
ooOOOooo
1:39 looks like the turning point in a horror movie where everything goes to hell in a handbasket.
**presses button on computer**
Announcer: *FORBIDDEN*
**Alarms start to blare**
**Security guy yells**
**Ungodly screams begin**
Security guy: *R U N* (I know it's "one" but work with me here)
All you'd need is the scientist saying "Six" two more times and you're golden.
*_you got those 2 sixes in likes lmfao_*
1:57
*turns to face other scientist
*"H O O G"*
*turns back
I'm lmaoing
He wants a *H O O G*
I think what he's actually saying is "hole," which is even funnier
1:20
“Experimental energy weapon”
“Hey hey, I hear-“
⚠️ Here they come...
“Sometimes you’ll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place, try jump-“
*”LOOKOUT”*
when not barney hears a car alarm
anywa- *FETCH ME THEIR SOULS*
2:26 by far the most normal thing in this mod
7:48 *A* *S* *S*
@BitterVoidcombat shotgun acquired
The most scariest thing then a resonance cascade A S S
Resonance asscade
@@piktureitMe after Taco Bell:
1:34 he’s got some sick beatboxing skills
2:35 "ADVANCED... LIQUID"
How do you like THAT, Aperture Science, huh?
stop :(
1:37
I like how there's a forbidden button that just brings forth complete chaos until you deactivate it.
O N E
@@Iamnotaspy.Six
@@Iamnotaspy. six.
6
Batter from OFF?!?!
5:18 NO I DON'T WANNA BE AMMO AHHHH
what if you
wanted to go to heaven
but god said
0:51
Oh my, he did the tounge-flick thing...
a d v a n c e d
g e t b a c k
5:01
4:04 scientist so fast he makes car noises
1:10 Advanced, advanced, advanced, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE
Hey, I hear something...
😂😂😂😂😂
Experimental, Energy, Weapon.
Hey I hear somet-
*AAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Sometimes you’ll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight space. Tr- LOOKOUT
This is probably what Gordon’s nightmares are like. Just a jumbled mess of all the shit that he has seen and heard.
I want a door that screams "GET BACK" before it opens.
And a microwave that screams "It's ready! You must go!" when its done.
Things I found funny:
1:33 why did I laugh at this
3:41 he just shit himslelf
4:43 "Right, a ʷᵃˡˡ."
5:02 health charger roasts you
5:44 *casually takes a nap on the floor and starts sleep talking*
7:09 I don't even know what to say about this
And not to mention:
2:26 Is anyone else getting hungry?
2:35 Advanced...liquid
3:57 *C H E C K*
0:30 ✨️try jumping this gap on your own✨️
I love the shotgun shells screaming as you load them. 5:33
6:30 i like how the military guys are like complimenting gordon and explaining things to him while he is in the vent above them
They want to help get him out of this nightmare.
2:46
Scientist: "It's ready! You must go!"
*opens portal to hell*
5:01 you look terrible.
You too
Hey, I hear some-
*SCREAMS FROM HELL*
Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place. Try j- *LOOK OUT*
2:35 I sure do love some "advanced liquid" its my favorite soda!
3:52 “Well, it looks like we 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 be working together...”
*“𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙏-”*
Gordon's a highly trained professional, he doesn't need to hear all this.
1:51 Gman: Combat shotgun acquired
Also Gman: *Looks at Screen*
Me: Aw crumbs....
**Credits roll**
6:14 sounds like an anime dub of the HECU as high school girls
3:42 I love when the AI talks in electricity language 😂
1:32 Like him or not, this man is spitting straight facts.
Stock tram safety: Keep all body parts inside the tram at all times.
Randomized tram safety: Try jumping this gap on your own.
I'm going to die from a lack of oxygen after this video is over.
the time stamps in the comment are really killing me.
7:10 *demonic posession noises*
"Yes"
3:47 gus whenever walter opens his mouth
Casserole: Explodes
Scientists *Ghostly Howls*
*looks you dead in the eyes with a glazed look*
“...”
“ _six_ ”
*Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get trough a tight place.*
*TORMENTED SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED*
_six._
1:32 Love him or hate, he's spitting straight fax.
2:28 gave me severe Crack-Life flashbacks. I almost expected the scientist to continue on screaming for the rest of the video
*digestive problems*
"excuse me gordon"
I like how at 3:20, it says "Hey, I hear something" and he turns around, yeah he heard something alright
door opens: *E X P E R I M E N T A L E N E R G Y W E A P O N*
barney: (unknown sound)
Gordon: (nods yes)
Scientist 1: 1:33 Dudes a beatboxing master
Scientist 2: 3:28 Strange gushing of liquid
Scientist 3: 3:31Alien gargle
Scientist 4: 3:32 Shotgun reload
Gushing scientist? Then he is DR COOMER!
Ha-ha! I got another one!
Perfectly normal conversation
That's the Science Team for you.
@@user-xb1wh5mt4l hello, Dr Freeman
5:35 - that shotgun loaded with scientists' "OH MY GOD" replics. Sounds really funny. BTW, awesome mod.
1:50 "Combat shotgun acquired." *Stares at you like a gun dealer would do
Going to torture us and not have a download link to experience this ourselves?
I'll add it later today
Download link is now up if you want to hear hell itself for some reason
@@mrrobottrax 😂😂😂
>*getting soda *
"Advanced... Liquid..."
1:51 "Combat shotgun acquired..." Scientist: "Oh noo..."
"Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place!"
1:33 that scientist really do be spitting straight facts
5:02 the most nicest thing I have ever heard from a first aid station:D
2:20 six.
5:07 This scientist is like: "Ah yes. Death as I expected... Now, based on a typical survival behavior of living creatures, I shall scream in order to alarm other representatives of my species that I am in danger. By doing that there is a chance of someone helping me. NO!"
Gordon doesn't need to hear al this, he's a highly trained professional
1:22 Hey I hear someth- *SCREAMS OF THE DAMMED*
7:43 Open fire Gordon! Op- Open fire- ASS
"STAPH"
1:33 This guy is my absolute favorite! LMAO!
2:12 Although this one comes close! 🤣
Everybody gangsta until the headcrabs start performing scientific studies
Advanced Liquid! -me, getting a drink
Everyone gangsta until the window starts talking *Headcrab*
Black Mesa's new adquisition: *The CDI Ganon Tram*