Let me get this straight, Gordon single handedly sent MILLIONS of racist and offensive messages to the administrators, now barney doesn't specify when he sent them but guessing that he didn't question him the day before implies that Gordon was sending hundreds maybe thousands of racist and offensive messages EVERY SECOND if he started sending them right after he got out of work.
Let's say for simplicity's sake, Gordon gets home exactly at 5 and goes to sleep exactly at 11. That's 6 hours of messages. 6 hours in seconds is 21,600 seconds. If Gordon sent millions (1,000,000 - 999,999,999) of messages that day, he would have to send from 46.3 to 46,296.3 messages PER SECOND.
@@justhere4637 not exactly. to bhop, you need to jump on the first frame possible after the last jump, so that you dont lose momentum. the moe you know!
the thought of gordon freeman personally writing MILLIONS of racist and offensive emails and sending them to the black mesa administrators is so funny that it actually made me laugh so hard it hurt
@@Dren69420 It's a reference to Fallout New Vegas' character Mr. Fantastic telling the NCR he has a theoretical degree in physics when asked if he has a degree in Theoretical physics. It became a meme and it has been for years. The joke flew over your head, the guy wasn't making a mistake
"HEY MR FREEMAN I HAD MILLIONS OF RACIST AND OFFENSIVE MESSAGES YOU SENT TO OUR ADMINISTRATORS" "WHAT THE FUCK GORDON, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM TEST CHAMBER AND DESTROY THE WHOLE FACILITY" I fucking died.
This is amazing, I love shit like this. There's no better game to do this kind of thing with simply because it's so familiar and everyone knows what it's supposed to sound like, and we've all seen this game opening so many times and know what the original dialogues are. Plus, the ease of just replacing sound files in a source game makes it all work so well.
@@brsvideos8143yeah if you listen to them enough you start hearing the AI's same voice and speech patterns across all of them, just with a different pitch basically.
@@SniperOnSunday Its so tragic whenever I get a notification after commenting something that tells me I used too many swear words on a video where people are beat each other bloody like wtf is that shit.
The doors being a pitched up tie fighter noise is another level of detail, valve was so ahead of its time. I still remember Gordon spooging into the antimatter matrix like it was yesterday
this takes place in a universe where the scientists know that Gordon indirectly causes the resonance cascade before it even happens, so the most they can do is cuss him out and fuck around knowing they'll never make it past that day.
How did you manage to not bunny hop and or air strafe properly? To do so is burned into my brain and I'm shocked you kept getting it wrong intentionally.
@@waltuh11121 "Kept getting it wrong intentionally" was part of my OC. It's clear that @QUARTZ did a number of things to 'trigger' OG Half-Life players (as is the spirit of the mod). I'm just shocked they were able to keep it up because to bunny hop that way is burned into my brain and I'd instantly revert without thinking about it.
@unsubtract I grew up on Q3:A but never played MP so I never understood those mecahnics, interesting that some form of counter-strafing is involved! Thanks for letting me know!
this video sucks, stop watching it
Nah, this video is good, I'll keep watching
@@hyperborea3 WRONG.
i agree with hyperborea im watching it too
Stfu and make more you fool!!!
no
I have no clue why but the scientist greeting him with just a straight up "fuck you gordon" seems just so genuine for some reason.
So relatable ;_;
It's like watching the English Dub of Ghost Stories and hearing these school kids say the most asinine and despicable things. Its so good
Some time travaler probably told freeman something so he has bad reputation in black mesa
Freeman is who ever you say he is . Blank slate
It was like Cartman trying to be friends with Kyle after he called him a Jew
"The new guy, Freeman is so quiet, I wonder why he doesn't talk."
Freeman's first day:
"Freeman just got mental breaking for a while, i am sure it's FINE he is highly trained professional-"
Gordon after That: 😶
>calls elevator
>still uses the stairs
No wonder his entire workspace hates his guts
I mean I guess ladders are just vertical stairs
Hehehehaw I ruined the funi seksch numbah like count 😢
@@WarriorOO2 m8 u r a wam
“stairs”
Bold of you to assume that Black Mesa elevators are gonna function properly
All the insults in the book, and somehow "Sorry, I don't speak to Bronies" is the hardest hitting.
Who knew Gordon freeman was a brony?
not until he cuts off the pony tail @@zzoinks
Thought HL took place in 1998 not 2012 lol
i don't either
@@ps2bndled Half Life: Opposing Horse
Let me get this straight, Gordon single handedly sent MILLIONS of racist and offensive messages to the administrators, now barney doesn't specify when he sent them but guessing that he didn't question him the day before implies that Gordon was sending hundreds maybe thousands of racist and offensive messages EVERY SECOND if he started sending them right after he got out of work.
Let's say for simplicity's sake, Gordon gets home exactly at 5 and goes to sleep exactly at 11. That's 6 hours of messages. 6 hours in seconds is 21,600 seconds. If Gordon sent millions (1,000,000 - 999,999,999) of messages that day, he would have to send from 46.3 to 46,296.3 messages PER SECOND.
@@Exo7oxE 54 hours if it was a weekend
He made a bot just to troll management hahahaha
One can only aspire to be as racist as Gordon.
And then he deliberately caused the Resonance Cascade to cover up his racist messages
Now this is how old mods used to be. Funny as shit too.
yez but this is ai
@@sodiciousThere's a certain level of refinement that the old crappy voice actors with the $2 microphone couldn't provide.
@@Skornish u having a stroke or something
@@sodicious are you ok
@@sodiciousbro's just talking
Half Life but the entire facility deserved it
Including Gordon
@@Mordecai02Yeah, he send millions of offensive messages to the administrators💀
But he survived😂😂
This is like if all the black mesa employees were COD players from 2010. I love it
Lel best comment ever
Or from source games even now
@@pessimistprime6318from l4d2 versus
0:19 The realism is striking. Everyone knows the feeling of just bunny jumping along on a monday morning only for someone to call you an asshole.
So I'm not the only bhopper irl?
@@zrATT_sometimes when i need to steam off during the day i just bhop up and down.
Is running and jumping bhopping?
@@justhere4637 not exactly. to bhop, you need to jump on the first frame possible after the last jump, so that you dont lose momentum. the moe you know!
@@dudewithacat52 I mean in real life. Thanks for the info.
This video show why Doctor Freeman don't talk in all Half-Live series.
*half-life
*hand life
high-five*
heavy*life
High-guy*
the thought of gordon freeman personally writing MILLIONS of racist and offensive emails and sending them to the black mesa administrators is so funny that it actually made me laugh so hard it hurt
It shouldn't have been called "black" mesa then
@@johnacetable7201 negro mesa
@@johnacetable7201 Welcome to the Mesa of Colour Research Facility
It feels like everyone has read the messages he sent overnight and they all got a grunge on him
Personally I got a pop punk on Gordon instead of a grunge.
I prefer to believe this. 4:27 sounds like they’re being backhanded for something he said
@@luisitocomunista546LMAOOO yeah the message is just printed into his brain
Ah the grunge
@@Kong20012 What about a death metal on Gordon?
When they realized Gordon lied in his CV, and has no doctorate...
He has a theoretical degree in physics
The joke was he lied about it on his CV.
@@jyggalag169
@@jyggalag169 you mean a degree in theoretical physics. he's doesnt theoretically have a degree ffs
@@Dren69420 It's a reference to Fallout New Vegas' character Mr. Fantastic telling the NCR he has a theoretical degree in physics when asked if he has a degree in Theoretical physics. It became a meme and it has been for years. The joke flew over your head, the guy wasn't making a mistake
You mean resumé?
Half Life but directed by a 15 year old
That is the idea
salty
hes actually 14 you sussy bucka
literally me
Half life if it was written by vivzie
Damn this feels like something from late 2000s early 2010s, it's like what I used to watch on youtube as a kid
Crack-life
@@SensPiotrThe mightiest of all 😂 Ah, so many memories...
The suit being voiced by Drew Pickles (using Microsoft Sam in a higher pitch; was a meme ages ago) was perfect.
swell
best part of the video for sure
The Barney Bunch live on ….
Haven't heard the SWOISWOISWOISWOI sound in a decade at least, took me back to the good ol days
Spooderman
“In the gas chamber” 💀
3:43 - I'M FUCKING DEAD LMAO
😂😂😂
This feels like something that would be posted on Machinima back in the good old days
That's terror.
@@user-lx8gk2lu2x Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
Number 1:
3:02 "Sorry, i don't speak to bronies."
LMAOOO 🤣💀
I love how 0:28 is the only kind thing that has been said to him
‘What’s gucci gordon’
Sounds more to me like he wants clarification on what "Gucci Gordon" is
Idk man one of the scientists said Gordon is the best at sucking dicks out of all of them, that's pretty nice of him to say
with this type of work enviroment its no wonder that the Cascade happend
The fucking Yoda door, this is sick as hell
"Alright you fucking Jew" Goddamn, this is great. They're so fed up
I see the NPCs retained their memories from my last playthrough
1:40 Gordon hopping and skipping like he's got ponytails and freckles
He DOES have a ponytail in the first game
"FUCK YOU, GORDON!" I lost my spaghetti.
My god, it's beautiful
0:14 This shit made me laugh at the funeral
Wait you watched this at a funeral????? 💀 💀 💀
@@ps2bndled yup💀
@bluespy377 man I'm dead💀☠️
CJ: At a funeral?
"HEY MR FREEMAN I HAD MILLIONS OF RACIST AND OFFENSIVE MESSAGES YOU SENT TO OUR ADMINISTRATORS"
"WHAT THE FUCK GORDON, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM TEST CHAMBER AND DESTROY THE WHOLE FACILITY"
I fucking died.
The npcs are the ones being too aggresive and hatred on freeman like they want gordon to die or something
hes a highly special ed professional
No, you didn't fucking die, and you only posted verbatim quotes from the video that everyone reading your comment just watched.
To the*
I am literally in fucking tears right here... "FUCK YOU GORDON" 😂😂😂😂
The random PINGAS at 2:35 killed me
The sudden Crack Life reference here
_"What are you waiting for, Gordon? Put on your chastity belt and kill us all!"_
The first line of dialog between You and Barney was all the cherry I needed, man.
1:26 Unexpected SOI SOI SOI.
now black mesa feels like a real workplace
Gordon is a brony? That may explain his ponytail haircut. Also, 69 subscribers momento.
I would've made the guards scream "AAAAAGHHHH! MY EYES!!" and catch on fire every time they use the scanner
I am surprised that not only is this not age restricted, the algorithm also recommended it to me.
4:54 *Coughs in distortionese*
“Hey Mr. Freeman, I got the millions of racist and offensive messages you sent to the administrator.
WHAT THE FUCK, GORDON?!”
is that what he said
dam this guys watched the video too
The best part is that it's Dr. Breen
@@le.glaconus no wonder Breen decided to side with combines
with how you were moving, I'd say the title is accurate
took the bait harder than a fish
That's bullying
What's wrong with bhopping
@@pxpytHe isn't Bhopping. Bhopping is super easy in this game, he's actually INTENTIONALLY failing at it.
"Uuh so we doin some buttons here, let's press some shit" a very professional sciencentist indeed
This is amazing, I love shit like this. There's no better game to do this kind of thing with simply because it's so familiar and everyone knows what it's supposed to sound like, and we've all seen this game opening so many times and know what the original dialogues are.
Plus, the ease of just replacing sound files in a source game makes it all work so well.
3:43 adolf DONT SHOOT IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAMler!
3:02 absolutely based
Half life if it was made by Rockstar:
This might be some of the best voice acting I've ever heard in a mod.
It's an AI
@@Twiddle_things Should've known. I thought the voices were a little too accurate.
@@brsvideos8143yeah if you listen to them enough you start hearing the AI's same voice and speech patterns across all of them, just with a different pitch basically.
the first 10 seconds is pure gold
Gordon struggling to bhop adds to the experience.
Crack life diet edition
hahah
4:47 seems relatable
I'm glad to hear Microsoft Sam being used in a comic sense after all this time.
I'm starting to think the resonance cascade wasn't an accident...
the bh attempts while holding +forward are giving me brain aneurysm more than anything in the mod lol
everyone at black mesa hates gordon cuz he’s quake bh’ing
7:14 idk why, but the CHICKEN STRIIPS!! Sound was just peak 💀
i dont know why but "SORRY I DON'T SPEAK TO BRONIES" is the line that sent me spiraling into a fit of laughter
Lmao
2:22 nice Discord gank xd
Gordon got another message for administration to NOT send any more racist slurs😅
Half Life, but you're that nerdy kid who snitched at school
or the kid that reminded the teacher of homework
3:17 CHICKEN! *gets crushed by innevatable force*
This is like if all the barneys and scientists somehow knew the hell he'd unleash soon and already hate him for it.
The Everyone Is On The Rag mod.
This sort of piss-shit-edginess is what I've come to expect and love from HL1 mods/
I need more of this in my life lol
feels likes home, i love it
I feel like this is classic early 2000s gaming at it’s best
in 2010, this would have been legendary
What the whole facility would act like during freeman’s mind
been so long since ive heard a good PINGAS... thank you
This brings back memories. Miss those fucked up and vulgar mods from back in the day. Where did the wild west of the internet go.
Directly into the toilets of the censors here at CZcams.
@@SniperOnSunday Its so tragic whenever I get a notification after commenting something that tells me I used too many swear words on a video where people are beat each other bloody like wtf is that shit.
Woke ruined comedy
Society embraced woke and we paid the price…and now the world is paying the price in blood
@@Vetaul Facts. Unmuzzle me, you bastards!
The doors being a pitched up tie fighter noise is another level of detail, valve was so ahead of its time. I still remember Gordon spooging into the antimatter matrix like it was yesterday
Imagine Freeman's mind in this setting
Holy shit!
The Discord notification sound tho
if the npcs would say what they actually think
this takes place in a universe where the scientists know that Gordon indirectly causes the resonance cascade before it even happens, so the most they can do is cuss him out and fuck around knowing they'll never make it past that day.
This is what happens when someone tells the npcs that for 30 years Gordon has been endlessly fucking with them, but they can't do anything about it.
This seems like Half-Life if it was made by the creators of South Park
2:20 That discord notification sound threw me off.
This felt like watching an episode of Ghost Stories (dub).
Wonderful
Half life but everyone in black mesa has had a shitty morning
How did you manage to not bunny hop and or air strafe properly? To do so is burned into my brain and I'm shocked you kept getting it wrong intentionally.
can't unsee
Are you complaining because he doesn't play as YOU want?
@@waltuh11121 its 2023, bhopping is objectively THE correct way to play hl1
@@waltuh11121 "Kept getting it wrong intentionally" was part of my OC. It's clear that @QUARTZ did a number of things to 'trigger' OG Half-Life players (as is the spirit of the mod). I'm just shocked they were able to keep it up because to bunny hop that way is burned into my brain and I'd instantly revert without thinking about it.
@unsubtract I grew up on Q3:A but never played MP so I never understood those mecahnics, interesting that some form of counter-strafing is involved! Thanks for letting me know!
"I don't speak to bronies" caught me off guard
This is a thing of beauty: Putting a mod over a game that was huge for me, replacing voice lines, and making it comedy gold. *chef’s kiss*
0:37 I'm a security guard and this couldn't be more accurate
1:33 cbt moment
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
THIS. IS. GOLD.
"What's Gucci Gordon?"
3:43 - 3:50 I can't breathe
This is what a normal day for work is like for me. (Im delusional and genuinely believe everyone despises me)
the PINGAS door sound effect was the funniest shit ever
"Now where did I leave that shutdown procedure chart..."
Gordon Freeman is having a nightmare lmao.
0:55 yo full metal jacket reference 🪖
Can we just hang on and really appreciate the voice acting?
It's made using AI
@@techleontius9161 Bro
its AI
Its very CLEARLY AI. It sounds too flat to be a person.
Either that or they're bad.
@@fallongarens6734sounds fine to me, smells like cope
Half-Life: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE edition
The discord ping at 2:23 fucked with me. Thanks for the vid though :>
When you go for a second run but the NPC's remember your first run.
3:43 OKAY DUDE THATS A BIT OVERKILL
The discord notification sound is funny EVERY TIME something uses it.
“Go fuck yourself Gordon, d-“ got me right off the bat