Paul Rugg: People ask me how I relax

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  • čas přidán 21. 09. 2017
  • Was a repost from Twitter, this video is so brilliant.
    Original video: / 910323504339238912

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  • @vichkar3680
    @vichkar3680 Před 3 lety +12241

    "I prefer smaller dogs because big dogs scare me"
    Small dogs:

    • @chandrikarawat8606
      @chandrikarawat8606 Před 3 lety +94

      No kidding!

    • @ThornspawnGaming
      @ThornspawnGaming Před 3 lety +192

      This thing can't kill you even if it tried

    • @solarstevie
      @solarstevie Před 3 lety +56

      It just means they have a big personality!

    • @SimplyToasted
      @SimplyToasted Před 3 lety +68

      Man: “pet is the most relaxing thing”
      Dog:
      BARK BaRk bArK
      *GoBBLES fInGEr*
      BARk

    • @XxRobloxPlayerxX1
      @XxRobloxPlayerxX1 Před 3 lety +78

      @@ThornspawnGaming You truly don't understand the determination of small dogs.

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 Před 3 lety +5239

    "What breed of dog is that?"
    "Demon."

  • @freddquimby6240
    @freddquimby6240 Před 4 měsíci +1341

    Instead of oxytocin
    Petting this one releases hemoglobin from your hand

    • @Plague_Doctor_MD
      @Plague_Doctor_MD Před měsícem +49

      My medical nerd ass loved this comment lol

    • @animaniacs538
      @animaniacs538 Před měsícem +26

      @@Plague_Doctor_MDmy biology class ass loves this

    • @Plague_Doctor_MD
      @Plague_Doctor_MD Před měsícem +7

      @@animaniacs538 yessss

    • @koftespiess
      @koftespiess Před měsícem +20

      My autism ass loves this comment

    • @Plague_Doctor_MD
      @Plague_Doctor_MD Před měsícem +8

      @@koftespiess hehehe it seems I started a small trend here in this reply section

  • @Goober_instincts
    @Goober_instincts Před 7 měsíci +1986

    “Daddy’s little boy!”
    “Æ̴̡̛͖̻̞̤̰͍̗͉̺̹̈̒̂̍͑͌̐̈̒̈́͒͘͝R̴͚̀̆͘̕G̸̢̛̓̐̐̄́̾̓̎̐̆͠Ḣ̵̫́̈̔͋̕͝ “

  • @BETRvids
    @BETRvids Před 3 lety +7920

    That is one seriously pissed off hamster.

  • @dylandavis7256
    @dylandavis7256 Před 3 lety +17074

    My friend: “Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite”
    The dog:

    • @KISando
      @KISando Před 3 lety +280

      "It don't bite. "
      "YES IT DO!" - Vine

    • @bri6373
      @bri6373 Před 3 lety +199

      Friend: he normally doesn’t act like this I swear
      Me: *confused bleeding*

    • @staticlegend354
      @staticlegend354 Před 3 lety +8

      Nice Meliodas pic

    • @sonic_chu4157
      @sonic_chu4157 Před 3 lety +5

      K.I. Sando YES YES YES YES YES I DO I DO I DO I DO

    • @zarmin8596
      @zarmin8596 Před 3 lety +4

      Nice I like your demon Meliodas pic

  • @keertix
    @keertix Před měsícem +332

    Attack- 100%
    Damage- 0%

  • @ShadowRavenPaws
    @ShadowRavenPaws Před 5 měsíci +566

    Bro is literally petting a demon and still having a full on conversation💀

    • @shriharihudli8596
      @shriharihudli8596 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Talking casually while the demon viciously mauls his fingers.

    • @ArtificerOfWar
      @ArtificerOfWar Před 2 měsíci +1

      thats what happens when ya got JESUS IN YOUR CORNER!

  • @frogpilll
    @frogpilll Před 3 lety +63780

    "Lowers your heart rate"
    The dog: hopefully to zero

  • @YeoldeOrange
    @YeoldeOrange Před 3 lety +9046

    “Daddy’s little demon, that’s right daddy’s little demon.”

    • @themarker6809
      @themarker6809 Před 3 lety +124

      That's Chihuahuas summed up. Glorified rats, one-sixteenth of the size of a real dog, with no natural traits apart from being vile, inbred cockroaches with a temperament worlds larger than their actual size. Common Chihuahua names depict a cute and fluffy demeanor. However, "Buttercup" is this growling, muttering little creature that isn't even of recreational value because of its horrible, nasty behaviour. No, Susan, I think that horrible excuse for a dog actually wants to bite my finger off.
      Edit: Oh my god, my top comments are all rants.

    • @inferno4469
      @inferno4469 Před 3 lety +56

      The Vlogger Spotlight Jesus Christ man calm down your acting like a moron..........that’s barely half of what a chihuahua is

    • @sax7760
      @sax7760 Před 3 lety +38

      @@inferno4469 You had me in the first half ngl.

    • @themarker6809
      @themarker6809 Před 3 lety +17

      @@inferno4469 I can continue with my rant

    • @inferno4469
      @inferno4469 Před 3 lety +14

      The Vlogger Spotlight please do I insist

  • @YoganWasHere
    @YoganWasHere Před 2 lety +3584

    4 years and this is still top comedy 🤣

  • @HatKidPeck
    @HatKidPeck Před 9 měsíci +1001

    That’s probably one of the nicest chihuahua’s that I’ve seen besides my own, they were going absolutely insane but never actually bit him, and he trusts his dog completely so that just further proves it.

    • @drdranix2264
      @drdranix2264 Před 6 měsíci +12

      So were using they/them for dogs now? 😂😂

    • @lotion5238
      @lotion5238 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@drdranix2264I cannot believe everyone is afraid of misgendering a fucking dog. They are all guys unless I'm told otherwise and I've known it this way since I was a kid

    • @w94n
      @w94n Před 6 měsíci

      @@drdranix2264interesting fixation

    • @cozyjuu2740
      @cozyjuu2740 Před 6 měsíci +83

      @@drdranix2264uh that’s not a new thing. Gender neutral pronouns have always been used for animals too.

    • @drdranix2264
      @drdranix2264 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@cozyjuu2740 english is not my first language, im russian
      So is it grammatically correct to use it? Or is it just something thats common? Or is it specifically a woke thing?

  • @Andy-ew1wh
    @Andy-ew1wh Před 4 lety +13311

    *“Don’t worry the dog is just trying to smell you”*

  • @alcoholya
    @alcoholya Před 5 lety +24993

    your pet demon is possessed by a chihuahua.

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox Před 5 lety +179

      @JoybuzzahzTV not it is "your possesed demon got possessed by a possessed chicken"

    • @cermit2376
      @cermit2376 Před 5 lety +86

      JoybuzzahzTV
      Chicken? That's a Vietnamese penguin and you know it.

    • @roberthorn9915
      @roberthorn9915 Před 5 lety +53

      What's the difference

    • @matthewhiggins9932
      @matthewhiggins9932 Před 5 lety +19

      By far the funniest thing I’ve read today

    • @intothevoidproductions6975
      @intothevoidproductions6975 Před 5 lety +8

      Lol this Comment has 666 likes...

  • @pantsnjacket381
    @pantsnjacket381 Před 6 měsíci +64

    *You can pet him, he's friendly.*
    The dog:

  • @andrewsypniewski3403
    @andrewsypniewski3403 Před rokem +52

    "Calming"
    As his face becomes more and more red.

    • @artsyfishie6186
      @artsyfishie6186 Před měsícem +4

      He's trying so hard not to laugh 😂

    • @andrewsypniewski3403
      @andrewsypniewski3403 Před měsícem

      @@artsyfishie6186 I found it very easy to laugh.

    • @artsyfishie6186
      @artsyfishie6186 Před měsícem +2

      @andrewsypniewski3403 so did I lol.....the guy in the video was trying very hard not to laugh while takimg the video

  • @dragos-lucian
    @dragos-lucian Před 3 lety +14758

    Chihuahuas are not aware of how small they are, and that's hilarious.

  • @zonk1913
    @zonk1913 Před 5 lety +3077

    Ok we're done
    Dog: ._.

    • @NatalieTG
      @NatalieTG Před 5 lety +29

      BORK

    • @anicole626
      @anicole626 Před 5 lety +9

      He loves messing with him haha

    • @gaziwassabi1585
      @gaziwassabi1585 Před 5 lety +26

      Lol just straight up._. Why u stop petting me

    • @user-xe3nb1ch4w
      @user-xe3nb1ch4w Před 5 lety +3

      Seymour Skinner I don’t know why I found this so funny lmao

    • @anicole626
      @anicole626 Před 5 lety

      @@user-xe3nb1ch4w because that's a bad dog lol

  • @kellygrubbs915
    @kellygrubbs915 Před 8 měsíci +126

    My daughter shared this video with me. The best thing I could have seen first thing in the morning! Hilarious!!!! 😂😝 Little cutie pie!

  • @acmangalover437
    @acmangalover437 Před 6 měsíci +68

    I was dying from laughter. At work. and still giggling now after work. This is how to relieve stress!

  • @nesimato2987
    @nesimato2987 Před 5 lety +6753

    Video Sarcasm:
    100%

  • @midnitest0rm
    @midnitest0rm Před 4 lety +25651

    “I pet my AntiChrist.”

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Před 4 lety +528

      I pet my pet demon named steve

    • @devilpigeon7242
      @devilpigeon7242 Před 3 lety +107

      Yo I dont know if it's because I'm sleep deprived but your comment had me fucking wheezing

    • @F16enthusiast
      @F16enthusiast Před 3 lety +20

      Money Pigeon same

    • @karma3248
      @karma3248 Před 3 lety +21

      But shouldn't a cat be the Antichrist

    • @elisa.r.
      @elisa.r. Před 3 lety +8

      Ahahhahahhaha

  • @techgan4001
    @techgan4001 Před 11 měsíci +396

    "Lower your heart rate"
    Dog: You mean to 0 bpm?

  • @pettytoni1955
    @pettytoni1955 Před rokem +73

    I love this video. I recently showed it to my teenage nephew. After the initial shock, he nearly choked with laughter.

  • @gustavod4885
    @gustavod4885 Před 4 lety +9130

    He attac
    But he also attac
    Honestly all he does is attac

    • @xoltic9041
      @xoltic9041 Před 4 lety +175

      Athlantics 0 for the meme you are supposed to put 2 c’s 😒

    • @dumbly1912
      @dumbly1912 Před 4 lety +15

      What about atakk

    • @tunaproject4640
      @tunaproject4640 Před 3 lety +12

      @Jenni Soto dont explain sht to a sht dude, let em be wooshers

    • @jas9700
      @jas9700 Před 3 lety

      Siz ish (attack*)

    • @steveluvscows2490
      @steveluvscows2490 Před 3 lety +1

      You get used to it.

  • @eragoncat07
    @eragoncat07 Před 3 lety +2233

    That is DEFINITELY his wife's dog. Chihuahuas choose one person then attack everyone else.

    • @SUPERLINKX2
      @SUPERLINKX2 Před 3 lety +125

      Its so true, they also become instantly nice if you have food too

    • @fallonmills8651
      @fallonmills8651 Před 3 lety +96

      That's a bad stereotype, Chihuahua's are dogs, if they're trained and treated like one this sort of behaviour doesn't happen. I have one and she is comfortable and happy with all people including strangers. He's actually causing the poor thing stress, I get fed up with seeing people treat small dogs so badly, they would never behave like this with a bigger breed because they knew if they did it would bite their head off

    • @user-qm4te9lb5l
      @user-qm4te9lb5l Před 3 lety +74

      Not true. They’re smaller and naturally more careful, so give them time to inspect and approach you. Some inexperienced people seem to think dogs inherit golden retrievers behaviors. A diciplined chihuahua will only bite if you push it to. However they might chew hard on a finger as puppies because their teeth itch. A confident chihuahua can be very majestic and develop personal traits. Physical training is a good strategy.

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 Před 3 lety +36

      My Chihuahua was an unholy demon to people who she didn't see at least once that year. She was very cute and affectionate with people she recognized as familiar

    • @bluefoxthecutest2628
      @bluefoxthecutest2628 Před 3 lety +53

      @@fallonmills8651 People spoil tf out of small dogs, what are you talking about. Some dog breeds are just different from others, yours being a sweetheart doesnt mean they all naturally are.

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Před 2 měsíci +9

    “Bonding experience”
    *getting his fingers chewed off*

  • @sparklesparkle4357
    @sparklesparkle4357 Před rokem +35

    Paul Rugg, this is simply the best video on CZcams! I adopted the most wonderful dog from the shelter and she does the exact same thing as Lucky! I’m sorry to learn Lucky took his wings, but you both made a forever classic! Thanks for sharing Lucky with the world!

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 Před 3 lety +36804

    It's a surprisingly well behaved chihuahua

    • @RiffNuts7929
      @RiffNuts7929 Před 3 lety +945

      I mean yeah. Petting is where he crossed the line. He'll let him pick him up and put a collar on him but petting is where they draw the line.

    • @EchidnaKida
      @EchidnaKida Před 3 lety +611

      Basically the worst breed of dog, which is usually the owner's fault because a total lack of training makes them this way.

    • @greenminicrewmate332
      @greenminicrewmate332 Před 3 lety +181

      It's a pretty calm dog too

    • @steveluvscows2490
      @steveluvscows2490 Před 3 lety +269

      Yeah, it's fine. (Does thumbs up with bleeding hand)

    • @DJ_Mooseknucks
      @DJ_Mooseknucks Před 3 lety +312

      Considering it's an animal that's 50% hate/50% tremble I'm surprised it didnt go for his jugular

  • @matthew_natividad
    @matthew_natividad Před 3 lety +12692

    Karen: my child is perfect
    Her child:

  • @buttholesurfer3213
    @buttholesurfer3213 Před rokem +6

    Rare footage of the least aggressive chihuahua

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 Před rokem +7

    "I come home, and I pet my dog!"
    Dog: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH...

  • @cashed-8dmusicloops517
    @cashed-8dmusicloops517 Před 5 lety +3528

    Your snail has anger problems sir.

  • @karan3771
    @karan3771 Před 3 lety +5498

    Man has lost all his pain sensors on hand while relaxing with his dog

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD Před 8 měsíci +6

    Worlds nicest Chihuahua

  • @MaluCLBS
    @MaluCLBS Před 20 dny +4

    That’s not a dog, that’s a gremlin in a dog costume.

  • @cristianrm4288
    @cristianrm4288 Před 5 lety +3156

    This chicken is kinda aggresive

  • @mr.l4461
    @mr.l4461 Před 4 lety +15931

    The fact that this dude can keep a straight face is a master of skill

    • @lazernor
      @lazernor Před 3 lety +28

      Can he?

    • @happypessimist9010
      @happypessimist9010 Před 3 lety +152

      @aitareya Dwibedi They don’t when I still had a Chihuahua whenever she bit it tickled at best.

    • @kingofthings7929
      @kingofthings7929 Před 3 lety +206

      aitareya Dwibedi If my reading of the situation is right, and I grew with chihuahuas so it most likely is, the bites aren’t really bites. The dog is play fighting, like the dog would with other dogs. They snark and bark, but never bite down. The worst you get are little scratches if the teeth are really sharp.

    • @ace3154
      @ace3154 Před 3 lety +20

      @@kingofthings7929 I have a chihuahua and I can second that

    • @Finix_Fox_has_her_ways
      @Finix_Fox_has_her_ways Před 3 lety

      @aitareya Dwibedi no

  • @TheHolonConcept
    @TheHolonConcept Před 6 měsíci +26

    He deserves an Emmy for this performance! Such a classic

  • @mesayso7095
    @mesayso7095 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Rest in peace Lucky! Your attitude was… precious in a vicious kinda way

  • @ohoney4698
    @ohoney4698 Před 3 lety +4616

    I love how relaxed he truly is while petting his mini satan

  • @AtlasFlynn
    @AtlasFlynn Před 3 lety +15339

    Paul: OK, we're done
    Dog: _Understandable, same time tomorrow?_

  • @KubanKevin
    @KubanKevin Před 2 lety +8

    This is one of the greatest videos of all time.

  • @ashlynsantics
    @ashlynsantics Před rokem +30

    I've watched this video about a hundred times and it still gets me going every time!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @nick.galusha7788
    @nick.galusha7788 Před 2 lety +12511

    I love the fact that the dog is so batshit insane but yet still isn't really biting him. Like these are his petting noises lmao

    • @Moss_Dude
      @Moss_Dude Před 2 lety

      I think its mouth is just too small to do any real damage.

    • @wyattszakacs3457
      @wyattszakacs3457 Před rokem +1133

      He stops immediately after the guy pulls his hand away, I genuinely think he was just exited

    • @nick.galusha7788
      @nick.galusha7788 Před rokem +752

      @@wyattszakacs3457 yeah that's sorta what i was trying to get at. like he just expresses his excitement at being pet in a weird way

    • @Sleeolo
      @Sleeolo Před rokem +78

      he said ow though

    • @bungersinyourarea
      @bungersinyourarea Před rokem +62

      I've got a miniature schnauzer just like this, call him big guy

  • @dylansypniewicz3518
    @dylansypniewicz3518 Před 5 lety +3116

    Sir calm your hamster

  • @EsmeraldaTGG
    @EsmeraldaTGG Před rokem +4

    Dog goes from
    _~kalm~_
    to
    *I WILL BATHE THE WALLS IN YOUR BLOOD FOUL SOUL*
    to
    _~kalm~_

  • @yellowmonkee0
    @yellowmonkee0 Před měsícem +5

    Man. I keep coming back to this for a laugh after so many years. Thanks Paul!

  • @notmyrealname1999
    @notmyrealname1999 Před 2 lety +6185

    Imagine trying to relieve stress by petting an animal composed of pure concentrated stress

    • @catcollector9495
      @catcollector9495 Před rokem +271

      All the stress goes into the dog

    • @tylervanpeursem7627
      @tylervanpeursem7627 Před 6 měsíci +29

      ​@catcollector9495 that's why it's (I think play biting) to feed off that stress

    • @sagetheweeb2154
      @sagetheweeb2154 Před 6 měsíci +46

      He’s so relaxed the dog has to balance it out

    • @Heres_Fatih
      @Heres_Fatih Před 6 měsíci +15

      ​@@catcollector9495a stress sponge

    • @boi5738
      @boi5738 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@sagetheweeb2154 exactly

  • @jyacthepianoman
    @jyacthepianoman Před 3 lety +3781

    “ok we’re done.”
    the dog: 👁👄👁

  • @thatone3AMcreature
    @thatone3AMcreature Před 7 měsíci +15

    That is a very gentle dog right there!
    The way it takes a pet like no problem, great dog right there!

  • @destiny8794
    @destiny8794 Před 6 měsíci +15

    Ah, this still makes me smile. The first time I saw this video I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, tears and all, now it's just a fond memory living rent-free in my head :)

  • @supahdmdboi8361
    @supahdmdboi8361 Před 5 lety +2103

    Bulldog:level 1 crook
    *Chihuahua:level 100 boss*

    • @macaroni6033
      @macaroni6033 Před 5 lety +2

      Shade the Hunter Slime so is that like a COD prestige? As in for every 100 levels you go back to level 1 but are prestige.

    • @Hi-ii1sl
      @Hi-ii1sl Před 5 lety +15

      That's how mafia works

    • @redbepis4600
      @redbepis4600 Před 5 lety +5

      sovied shybe: lv 99999999 bepis master

    • @thatoneperson2604
      @thatoneperson2604 Před 5 lety +1

      Help me reach 10000 subs with no vid Chihuahuas are amazing

    • @ashyamivelitii1305
      @ashyamivelitii1305 Před 5 lety +1

      I made it 666

  • @jacoblaguna5371
    @jacoblaguna5371 Před 5 lety +1696

    Call a priest.

  • @MercedezSade
    @MercedezSade Před 8 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was not expecting this!

  • @bellakennedy9581
    @bellakennedy9581 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I cried laughing 😂

  • @DirtyHairy1
    @DirtyHairy1 Před 5 lety +1666

    you're not supposed to pet the inside of it

  • @conradandrew825
    @conradandrew825 Před 5 lety +35185

    There's something wrong with your fish mister

  • @ancientthalassa9465
    @ancientthalassa9465 Před rokem +7

    Watching this video in 2022. It never gets old. Unfortunately lucky has passed away two years ago. He will always be remembered for being the little devil he is. May he nibble the fingers of everyone in heaven.
    RIP Lucky 2006-2020

  • @tuulalu5181
    @tuulalu5181 Před 2 měsíci +3

    When i think of great videos on CZcams, this one is and always will be right at the top of the list. It will never get old. Ever.

  • @naegahowsh3489
    @naegahowsh3489 Před 5 lety +1795

    I think it’s broken...

  • @NateM154
    @NateM154 Před 8 měsíci +4

    This will never be not one of the best videos on the internet.

  • @user-ml8ce8ed4x
    @user-ml8ce8ed4x Před rokem +5

    0:16 Guy: pets him
    Dog: *turns into camaro car*

  • @whYLiE09
    @whYLiE09 Před 3 lety +5147

    "And, we're done."
    Doggo: Understood. Feed me.

  • @theadawesomeway4817
    @theadawesomeway4817 Před 3 lety +15403

    At the beginning the dog looks so calm and comfy, then all a sudden it turns into a demonic rabbid dog

  • @chucks806
    @chucks806 Před 7 měsíci +19

    I must have watched this video a couple of dozen times. I'm sorry Lucky is gone. But this is always just so funny. Lucky lives on in fond memories.

  • @karthikan1880
    @karthikan1880 Před 9 měsíci +3

    If my day is bad...... I used to come here for this!

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec Před 3 lety +4858

    That’s one aggressive bird you have there bud.

  • @gunther7037
    @gunther7037 Před 5 lety +486

    Its ok he dont bite

    • @AnimeLover-dh4fm
      @AnimeLover-dh4fm Před 5 lety

      Stoonky G can that meme just die already 🤨

    • @xylophone7594
      @xylophone7594 Před 5 lety +14

      @@AnimeLover-dh4fm that isn't a meme you fucking normie, that is a phrase

    • @zaza4440
      @zaza4440 Před 5 lety +11

      *YES IT DO NIGGA*

    • @AnimeLover-dh4fm
      @AnimeLover-dh4fm Před 5 lety

      roblox is the best game because it oof's me up You know roblox is the cancerous game and online dating game in the world you know 😂

    • @AnimeLover-dh4fm
      @AnimeLover-dh4fm Před 5 lety

      Eryka Wolf and who’s talking to you libtard

  • @Pokemonmasterz
    @Pokemonmasterz Před 8 měsíci +3

    Aw, such a good boy 🥰

  • @ColdPug
    @ColdPug Před 7 měsíci +2

    That chihuahua's gonna lower your heart rate alright

  • @cristianrm4288
    @cristianrm4288 Před 4 lety +22147

    it lowers your blood pressure bcs ure bleeding out

  • @Bffforeveryall
    @Bffforeveryall Před 5 lety +2113

    I think your alligator is broken

    • @JaeGSingsJaeG
      @JaeGSingsJaeG Před 5 lety +20

      It's a rabbit

    • @lowndown5697
      @lowndown5697 Před 5 lety +26

      come on guys, dont you see that it’s a fish?

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 Před 5 lety +24

      If it were an alligator, clearly it'd be working perfectly.

    • @SneakTheOcto
      @SneakTheOcto Před 5 lety +17

      No, guys, it’s a squid.

    • @HaydenBro04
      @HaydenBro04 Před 5 lety +13

      Aubree Gray nah it's a worm.

  • @Dingbobber
    @Dingbobber Před 9 měsíci +4

    Humans: “Why don’t aliens visit us? 🥺”
    Humans relaxing:

  • @TheYoshi3579
    @TheYoshi3579 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Saw Paul Rugg at ComicCon two months ago, desperately wanted to ask if his wack-ass dog was still alive, but was worried he’d say no. Love this crazy gremlin ❤

  • @tweets9349
    @tweets9349 Před 6 lety +1762

    Yeah petting your dog releases a hormone called PAIN

  • @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo
    @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo Před 3 lety +4532

    Me: “pets my dog”
    My dog: “Mlem”
    Paul: “pets dog”
    Tiny dog: listen here you little fu-

  • @bingus9360
    @bingus9360 Před rokem +2

    I took a voice acting class from this dude. Realized halfway through that this was the same guy when he started talking about his dog.

  • @lackofdubs5975
    @lackofdubs5975 Před rokem +3

    Everyone shocked without realising this is tame as fuck for a chihuahua

  • @sophvamp
    @sophvamp Před 3 lety +3692

    Him: who’s daddy’s little boy
    Dog: no.

  • @mikahl_lawless_LSP
    @mikahl_lawless_LSP Před 5 lety +796

    Petting your dogs teeth looks very relaxing sir

  • @MisterioDorado100
    @MisterioDorado100 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This is like the neighbours pitbull named princess☠,but insead of a pitbull,its a chihuahua,and instead of barking loud,it has like 10 demons inside him ☠☠☠

  • @suuuzuuukiii
    @suuuzuuukiii Před 3 lety +1680

    “He doesn’t bite, he just wants to lick your hand”
    The dog:

  • @julianatrujillo6073
    @julianatrujillo6073 Před 3 lety +2446

    Karen: my kid is a little angel!
    Her kid:

  • @nathanfish1998
    @nathanfish1998 Před 10 měsíci +8

    my sister's cat acts exactly like that. i'm sitting around him, he's nice and quiet, and then i start to pet and suddenly he thinks it's time to play and starts biting and scratching. if you just keep at it and keep calm, he doesn't actually injure you much if at all, but if you freak out and pull your hand away, you'll be left with quite a few cuts

  • @TheyCallMeGlitchDash
    @TheyCallMeGlitchDash Před 3 měsíci +2

    This kills me every time😂

  • @that-evan-guy
    @that-evan-guy Před 3 lety +3501

    Paul: okay, we're done here
    Dog: * looks into the camera like he's on the office *

  • @twiggythetorterra9643
    @twiggythetorterra9643 Před 5 lety +1047

    “Plus people who pet their dogs are 5 times more likely to live longer than people who pet cats” *as his life force is slowly stolen by the chihuahua*

  • @s.k.5845
    @s.k.5845 Před 9 dny +1

    This video lives in my brain rent free to this day

  • @lucavanbreugel7915
    @lucavanbreugel7915 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The Chihuahua's little turn toward the camera at the end gets me EVERY TIME

  • @kacpermalicki3387
    @kacpermalicki3387 Před 5 lety +696

    I think your Rat is angry

    • @nebalot5926
      @nebalot5926 Před 5 lety +5

      This ia best comm what i today see 😂

    • @hunter_5657
      @hunter_5657 Před 5 lety +3

      Lul

    • @user-bq2xc2fl6l
      @user-bq2xc2fl6l Před 5 lety +5

      I laughed at the video and then your comment made me squirt the soda I was drinking out of my nose. 🙃

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 Před 5 lety +1191

    I think he fed him after midnight.

  • @Pjpuglife
    @Pjpuglife Před 2 měsíci +1

    I never get tired of seeing daddy's little boy😂❤

  • @GODISGOODBRO
    @GODISGOODBRO Před 8 měsíci +1

    This is LITERALLY that one episode of Freakazoid

  • @Cato3033
    @Cato3033 Před 3 lety +2338

    *Hand exists*
    *Dog* “oh, you’re approaching me?”

  • @kgb976
    @kgb976 Před 2 lety +3601

    This guy: Calmly petting
    The dog: *starts getting possessed by a fucking Tasmanian devil*

    • @Pixelation_1
      @Pixelation_1 Před 2 lety +13

      Cute

    • @ladysilverwynde
      @ladysilverwynde Před 2 lety +63

      It's a Chihuahua. Those things are tiny little hell beasts.

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 Před 2 lety +14

      @@ladysilverwynde Nah. They've got you bluffed. They just have to maintain their reputation of ferocity.
      But the Chihuahua Bella that I have now is. sneakier and more stubborn than our Rottweiler Rex used to be!

    • @markusblake7936
      @markusblake7936 Před 2 lety +6

      @@judithsixkiller5586
      ...waht

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 Před 2 lety +1

      @@markusblake7936 What specific part of the comment did you not understand?

  • @feanorx4681
    @feanorx4681 Před rokem +1

    From time to time, I like to visit this video, hoping it cheers me up. It always does

  • @squidwardfromua
    @squidwardfromua Před 2 měsíci +2

    Least aggressive tiny dog:

  • @saadat700
    @saadat700 Před 5 lety +1998

    Oh I've seen this before. You'll need to factory reset your dog. Press the button on the side of the dog for 30 seconds and when he starts flashing and doggo.exe pops up hit reset.

    • @ofeliaramirez5598
      @ofeliaramirez5598 Před 5 lety +4

      Saadat Khan lol 😂

    • @dorkpurple1808
      @dorkpurple1808 Před 5 lety +2

      Saadat Khan lol

    • @thg532
      @thg532 Před 5 lety +24

      Please help. Instruction not clear. Dog stuck in blender.

    • @ivyengelharte8821
      @ivyengelharte8821 Před 5 lety +8

      I have a small problem, when I do that it does not work I have discovered a small area to the base of the tail that will bring up the options but I'm not sure what to do from there. I have a super bepis brand doggo version 2.woof plz help!

    • @saadat700
      @saadat700 Před 5 lety +6

      @@thg532 please contact doggo support during regular business hours

  • @sirwalkboy
    @sirwalkboy Před 3 lety +3830

    "I do what all Americans do to relax. I pet my dog."
    dog: *and i took that personally*

    • @tychaos1667
      @tychaos1667 Před 3 lety +10

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn Před 3 lety +6

      I see a bilion of these

    • @yuckfou514
      @yuckfou514 Před 2 lety +8

      Fucking lame repetitive joke

    • @Bigasswasp
      @Bigasswasp Před 2 lety +4

      @@yuckfou514 stfu

    • @jjohnson6382
      @jjohnson6382 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Bigasswasp Oh lord a Clown I hate them.