This is even funnier in context. This is an adolescent seal who is supposed to go in the water without his mother for the first time. The noises are him complaining and stalling.
That actually makes the part where he's falling asleep even funnier. Like he's pretending to sleep so they would leave and keeps checking to see if they left yet lmao. And then when they didn't, screams "L'EGG" that's adorable
I really love 0:25 This sea doggo is yelling "Egg! Egg!" because he obviously want egg and then after that he stutters while trying to say "mmnghphp fibsh" and then he lets you know why he wants the fibsh and egg. Because he wants to "liggk" the fibsh and egg, so he was angry. He said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@@Breakaway-ic5gj I'm doing okay now, my life is still kind of a mess, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel Thanks a lot for checking in on me, really, the world needs more people like you
This is way too funny for me. Like literally if you did not laugh even a single bit in this video you are a super human. Even if I watch this over and over again that "egg" phrase always makes me laugh so much till I get tears of happiness.
This video has convinced me that seals are just people that were transformed in some terrible experiment, and they all started craving eggs or something
Dead Rabbit yes, finally someone else sees the conspiracy as well! You see, those experiments were conducted by the egg companies as a marketing scheme. They're trying to take over! Wake up sheeple! I mean seal-ple!
I am literally in tears Rn. I was having a hard time understanding cry baby learns to swim 12 years ago and now that I have watched this crystal clear translation of what he was trying to say has fulfilled my childhood self. I am thankful to yes bacon for decoding this.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg" This guy being not only adorable, but also straight to the point, also as intelligent as those who talk in ted talks, and clearly better at it. Look at that speech! He conveyed everything in just a few seconds! No need for 90,000 word essays! I love this guy
Where I grew up, we lived next to the ocean, and my dad loved taking me fishing. One issue we had every time was this adorable, but very sneaky little dude we named Bob the Seal. He’d steal fish right off our line, then would bob his head up and stare at us, hence the name. I loved that seal, but he always took the best fish off of our lines. Despite that, he would come to visit us with his seal girlfriend and pups while we roasted marshmallows and hotdogs on the shore. Very smart, but also surprisingly social animals when they want to be ☺️
I feel like the seal is trying to let out a burp while having conversation with human and occassionally sneezing and getting angry for unsuccessful effort for letting out a burp.
"What would you like to have for breakfast" egg "Would you like something else along with that?" fibsh "Okay, we'll bring it to you shortly" *15 minutes later* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "Sorry for the long wait, here's your order" L'eeeeeegg?L'egg?!?! "Sorry, we ran out of eggs" brehh
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This is even funnier in context. This is an adolescent seal who is supposed to go in the water without his mother for the first time. The noises are him complaining and stalling.
That actually makes the part where he's falling asleep even funnier. Like he's pretending to sleep so they would leave and keeps checking to see if they left yet lmao. And then when they didn't, screams "L'EGG" that's adorable
my favorite niche genre of comedy: when semi-aquatic mammals struggle with the prospect of living in water.
@@lynn4840 I'm so dyslexic I thought you said anti semetic mammals
That water is cold. I don't blame it.
@@natestern2021 Apparently that seal is cursing out the Jews in his language.
SEALS DONT GO ARF THEY GO EGG
Danthekace aaaaaaaaaaaaa egg
xd
oh boi 😂😂😂😂😂😂
seal: -arf- *EGG*
THAT IS NOT SEAL THAT IS SEA DOGGO
“AAAAAHHHHHHHH”
“….”
“egg”
*such wise words..*
0:35
"Fibsh"
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
"..."
"EGG"
SOMEONE GIVE THIS SEA DOGO A EGG
0:36 Seal achieves cognizant sentience for a few seconds. He screams.
0:39 Sentience dissipates. Back to simple egg brain.
homeboy became self aware for a few seconds and wondered what his purpose on this planet was.
Sapient*
Sapient and Sentient are often confused but technically seals are sentient but not sapient.
Man this comment gives me vibes of HEEEELP! HEEEEELP! HEEELP MEEEEE! HEEEEELP!
@@gtc239 No, sentient was correct in this context.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... egg.
What a simple life. I envy this little guy
You: Fish
Me, an intellectual: Fibsh
You : an egg
Me, an intellectual: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! eggs
This is where he hunts his groceries!
Egg
lliggk ma balls!
You: lick
Me,an intellectual: lliggk
"L' egg"
He's french.
Sabrina de Bos of course, how could i be so blind...but wait a second. Why does he say "blyat" at 1:05 if he's french🤔
Wingstar I'm french and we say oeuf not ouef . :)
Sabrina de Bos oui il est français c: mais I'll veux un egg Jk I'm English e.e
Animals are learning the lifestyle of humanity and soon they will know all languages KEK
He could be Russian. A lot of Russians speak French.
Seals can live 20 to 30 years. Wherever sea-doggo is, I hope he is healthy, happy and found some 🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚
And fibsh 🐟!
Dude was eaten by a killer whale merely minutes after this was recorded.
Remember him as he was. RIP
@@itsnotme3882proof?
@@AaronGaming1066"my source is that I made it the fuck up"
@@itsnotme3882 me when I spread misinformation over the internet
Legs. He’s saying legs. He’s screaming out for someone to give him legs.
😂😂😂
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"egg"
Gets me every time 😂🤣
Jiley Rohnson i started crying of laughter at AAAAHHHHH egg 😂
* sneezes *
When he said
“AAAAAAAAAA... egg.”
I really felt that
Dead meme.
Prisec ok
Prisec :
These comments tho 💀
same man
I really love 0:25
This sea doggo is yelling "Egg! Egg!" because he obviously want egg and then after that he stutters while trying to say "mmnghphp fibsh" and then he lets you know why he wants the fibsh and egg. Because he wants to "liggk" the fibsh and egg, so he was angry. He said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
This man is 6 months old
Quiet, everybody. The seal is speaking his wise words of wisdom.
Egg, fish lick. He's crearly trying to explain a recipe.
Ilaria BelleB omg 😂😂😂😂 this recipe must be very popular for the sea doggos if he's telling it to us
When he finally got triggered he screamed "AAAAAAAA"
Ilaria BelleB If so, where do I add the breghhgt?
Fibsh*
Ilaria BelleB at what point do I go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lol
Seal: egg
Me: *Sh*t, They're evolving*
Wholio's Studio *better had over them eggs or they will come after you*
@@tnteddy2657
They might take our l'eggs
Bruh it's clearly a sea doggo
Seal: Fibbbsh, Lickph
Shit bro hide the eggs
Congrats to the cameraman for somehow resisting the urge to pet the sea doggo
0:46 the noise he made when no fish was caught😢😢😢
Humans: egg and fish
Seal, an intellectual: l’egg and fibsh
*l l i g g k*
*_L e e g g_*
Owen Campbell Fibsh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA l’egg
Language of the gods
Owen Campbell lmao
Me:What would you like for breakfast?
Seal: AAAAAAAAA EGG
Seal***
Xito that seagull must have a deformity or something, I don't think they're supposed to look like that...
Xito that be the moment 1:01 when his falling asleep
Editing comments exist m8
Cosmic•Kenni oh thx so much i did not see my error 😂
I cried half of my day
This put a smile on my face for a few seconds, thank you, this video was really appreciated
How you doing now man?
@@Breakaway-ic5gj I'm doing okay now, my life is still kind of a mess, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
Thanks a lot for checking in on me, really, the world needs more people like you
How people sound talking to you when you first woke up:
Contemplations of a Water Sausage: The Movie
bilboswaggins1100 Now in HD with Subtitles
Nehema1000 this should be top comment. not those annoying bandwagon circlejerkoffs.
Joshua Walrath
It has 1.1k likes already. It's pretty close to being the top comment. The top comment has .4 more.
And what circlejerks...?
windy it wasn't top comment when I posted and the circlejerks I'm referring to are the markiplier fans
I'm subscribed to Markiplier, lul.
Interviewer: so you are the most popular seal ever
Seal: brehh
Interviewer: can you repeat that?
Seal:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Interviewer: uhhh o... K?
Seal:egg
Minecraft zombies be like
"Breh"
E G G
Domino Gaming do u mean sea doggo
Gloria Osuna lmao xd yup
This seal never fails to brighten up my day
This is way too funny for me. Like literally if you did not laugh even a single bit in this video you are a super human. Even if I watch this over and over again that "egg" phrase always makes me laugh so much till I get tears of happiness.
English: Hello
German: Hallo
Spanish: Hola
Sea Doggo: *d’egg*
French Sea doggo L'egg
American? I just lost brain cells
a normal guy what do they say please tell me
@@oldenspace7855 it's English, not American. American isn't a language
a normal guy why was i born this way
cat goes "meow"
dog goes "woof"
and seal goes "EGG"
Birb goes aaaaaaaaaaaa
Le'gg
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
I’m laughing so haRd i’m crying! A lot help!
@@Alice-gr1kb what hippo say?
This is my favourite video, he’s so silly, always cheers me up when I feel down :)
Same! ❤
I never thought I would sea a seal crying about how cold the water is and not wanting to go in.
This video has convinced me that seals are just people that were transformed in some terrible experiment, and they all started craving eggs or something
Dead Rabbit they can't pronounce the 'L' in leg
😂😂😂
Dead Rabbit yes, finally someone else sees the conspiracy as well! You see, those experiments were conducted by the egg companies as a marketing scheme. They're trying to take over! Wake up sheeple! I mean seal-ple!
Dead Rabbit
Maybe the scientist who transformed them was named Murphy.
Essentially that is the legend of the Selkie. People who wear seal skins and become seals. The Celts were right all along.
"What do you want for breakfast?"
eGg
"What do you kick with?"
L'eGg
"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sisterical lol
Sisterical omg thats perfect
Sisterical inm
Nice
"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He’s communicating ❤
Most of its noises sounds like trying to pronounce IKEA products.
Seal: *egg*
Me: *i found my Spirit animal*
WOO
@@comradedyatlov4143 *the seal wants your eggs*
@@sugarpaint7569 *Throws eggs at seal*
@@sugarpaint7569 mibph
* sneezes *
English speaking seal: EGG
French speaking seal: l'EGG
Oi this is an underrated comment
@@absolutetrash7219 I'm used to not getting the recognition I deserve
fredhair
Aren’t we all
@@absolutetrash7219 Yes it's a tough world out there
fredhair true.
When I manage to crack a egg:
*"AHHHHHHHHHH"* *"egg"*
I have never found something so resonant with the feeling of flabby discontentment I currently find myself wallowing in
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
egg"
*dead*
When he said egg I died
*_This seal speaks to me on a spiritual level._*
Yes
Yes
I am the 200th to like
Anime speaks to me on a "trying too hard" level
Preach!
I am literally in tears Rn. I was having a hard time understanding cry baby learns to swim 12 years ago and now that I have watched this crystal clear translation of what he was trying to say has fulfilled my childhood self.
I am thankful to yes bacon for decoding this.
Salute to the sea doggo for having peak comedy
he's learning our language.
He learned words "Egg" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
ScienceDiscoverer and maybe fish(fibsh)
and egg
may god have mercy on our souls
Kilel Six shispht gl'egg brehh
Everybody: *talking about egg*
Me: _fibsh_
Breh
*B r e h*
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
He just wants a fish, mate
Lighk
I was full out sobbing and I made a sound that made me think of this video. My sobbing turned into laughter and now I'm imitating this seal
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
egg"
This guy being not only adorable, but also straight to the point, also as intelligent as those who talk in ted talks, and clearly better at it. Look at that speech! He conveyed everything in just a few seconds! No need for 90,000 word essays! I love this guy
that poor doggo, he just wants some fibsh
Ido Guterbaum He wants some egg
I laughed hard for 4 minutes.xD
And some liggk
Ido Guterbaum and some egg.
With a side of l'egg
I WANT TO HUG IT.
Skip-Kick-87 same!!!
Skip-Kick-87
Same its soo cute
Mr. Bleach boi ain't giving hugs until he gets his gotdamn eggs
Skip-Kick-87 me too
Same
Where I grew up, we lived next to the ocean, and my dad loved taking me fishing. One issue we had every time was this adorable, but very sneaky little dude we named Bob the Seal. He’d steal fish right off our line, then would bob his head up and stare at us, hence the name. I loved that seal, but he always took the best fish off of our lines. Despite that, he would come to visit us with his seal girlfriend and pups while we roasted marshmallows and hotdogs on the shore. Very smart, but also surprisingly social animals when they want to be ☺️
I feel like the seal is trying to let out a burp while having conversation with human and occassionally sneezing and getting angry for unsuccessful effort for letting out a burp.
What an adorable water sausage
cubbypower No it's a Sea Dogger
Doggo
Yeah adorable until he rapes the fuck out of that penguin ass
*_M A R I N E S A U S A G E_*
ur gae lol
0:28
"Hey man, what'cha looking for down there?"
-FiBsh
"Did you find any?"
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lol
He did find a fibsh egg though, he said so
egg
Nu he be lookin for eggx
This is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, years later. Not even a fart can top it. It’s the GOAT. 😍😂😭💀
No, it's a sea doggo
Decided to take a look at the red bar, absolutely lost it when it showed that the part where the seal says "AAAAAAAAAAAA" is the most replayed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg"
I laughed.
Bij don't touch me ,i'm salty LMFAO
Bij don't touch me ,i'm salty
**sneezes**
0:35
Bij don't touch me ,i'm salty scary egg
This is how I sound in the morning before making breakfast.
"Egg! Brehh! Blegh"
JikissGamer now this is epic
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...egg."
Let me inform you, you are my new rol model.
Me on school mornings after getting sick :
*sneeze*
GrrncHh
This is how I sound
0:35 Our man here just decided to go scream EGG!!! to the heavens.
This video made me smile so hard my face nearly ripped in half
He’s trying his best leave him alone :(
He just need his eggs.
And l’egg
No one did anything--
@@klub_krazii4533 The seal is doing something. His Best.
So recording a sea dog is a bad thing?
Wierdly enough this seal is smarter than some of my classmates
So when do you guys want to meet to finish our project?
classmate: "L'EGG!!!"
XD are you serious
\_(• •)_/
Me: so what do you have for lunch
Class m8: *EGGGGG*
Salty Pepper wow such burn 😂🔥🔥🔥
There are languages that sound less human than this guy
He has such a way with words
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... egg”
I felt that
Lmao
r/im14andthisisdeep
@@zym8554 lmao
WTF🤣🤣
Egg
1. Why is this in my recommended
2. Why wasn’t this in my recommended a long time ago
Exactly
My exact thoughts
Fucking same
People keep making this comment for about 10 years now. I wonder if this is what we've come to.
It wasn’t recommended for me, cuz I searched it cuz of markiplier
Me when practicing for job interviews: "im a dedicated, hard working person..."
Me when im actually there: "AAAAAAAAAA..... Egg"
"AHHHHHHH… egg…" favorite line if all time
He has such a way with words...
xD
Kegan Anderson yeah he does😂
LMFAO 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Kegan Anderson lol 😂😂😂
E G G
*GIVE HIM THE DAMN EGG*
Ahem, the *dam* egg. It’s called Percy Jackson.
Give the boi his darn egg already!
@@lunahetfield Shut The fuck up ur cringe as Hell
@@sourycheesymilky823
That certainly came out of nowhere
Give the sea doggo the damn egg!!!!!!
There are very few videos on the internet that I can’t watch without laughing. This is one of those precious few.
Ladies and gentlemen, thats how all drunk men look after 30, I know what I'm talking about.
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly...
He wants his egg
You mixed protecc and attacc
Ramgear its a girl
Why does this have 300 likes again?
He wants his egg bacc
Athena Baucum much better thank you
My last braincell during a test
egg!
Lol what's 49 ÷ 7
EGG
*fibish*
My last braincell period.
666th like
Stares longingly down into the fishing hole. "Fibsh!"
This is me trying to process what argument my parents say to each other
*on the verge of falling asleep* "EGG!"
cyrox1x1 Me pretty much every night
cyrox1x1 BREH
cyrox1x1 it actually said l'egg
Shadow Lord890 at one point it just says egg
cyrox1x1 XD
to be fair, he did make some excellent points, especially on the second half of his argument
BWAHAHAGAHA
jisoo support bot hahahahahah!
The presentation is on climate change. Bet
jisoo support bot yeah like when he said “Egg” there was no denying the fact that he was right.
Yes, yes he did. Perferctly put forth his arguement. Well im with the seal? Sea lion?
Seals are absolutely priceless creatures
The final hours of writing my PhD thesis were remarkably similar
Sea doggo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
14 year old girls: wow so deep
Egg
That's what happens when you're a cute guy
Is this Billie Eilish
This can be taken in many different ways out of context...
Society
No
Please pet him
Please pet him
I can't keep watching
I wanna pet that seasauge so bad
Lucky02 I literally read your comment as sausage 😂😂😂😉😂
Danny 1456 Same
I THOUGHT IT SAID SAUSAGE OMg
I wanna hug it
Lucky02 The water sausage needs MF'en hugs ;-; And eggs . . .
This seal is the perfect representation for my autism.
I’ve watched this an unhealthy amount of times
I laughed way too hard at “AAAAAAAAAAA.”
*_”egg”_*
Edit: fellas, really? 2.3K likes? I’m flattered.
Same!
H4-N5.V [Hans Volter] SAME
Exactly when I was reading this comment I heard it😂😂
H4-N5.V [Hans Volter] me too i couldn't breathe when he said egg
*e g g*
No matter what you say. He's spitin' straight facts.
Fax*
yes
69 likes nice
yes
yes
I wonder if he’s trying to get his new friends to follow him and play and doesn’t understand why they’re not following.
Seal: “AAAAAAAAA! Egg.”
Markiplier: “Muh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
what is it trying to tell us?
YesBacon lmao
It wants EGG
That it wants breakfast? (Eggs.)
gear drop It wants to go out to buy eggs for Bart.
GO OUTSIDE
can you not tell? he dropped his egg in the hole, you gotta help the poor bab
He dropped his egg and a screaming fibsh took it and swam away
Smol Meme poor seadoggo **gets hes egg back** him/her: egggggg
Sundee_Wolf they're talking about the food.. this one right here 😂
Smol Fluff he said egg at 0:25! Ur right!
The unforeseen Forces seals don't lay eggs
0:36 So cute 💗💗
I swear this video dose more for my depression then any pill iv ever taken
No one:
Me during literally any form of social interaction:
Me too
I hear you same here
Me : Mimph geh mnnrph brehh
Also me :
EGG
420 aww yee
SameeeeeeEE
And they say Dolphins are the smartest marine animals...don't see them asking for eggs
I FEED PENGUINS WITH SANDWICH
@@hozuko4684 You monster!
But they have been known to ask for tasty fish... or fibsh, I'm not sure which anymore.
Of course you wouldn't, they don't eat eggs
THATS IT!
EGGS MAKE YOU STUPID.
QUICKLY! BOYCOT EGGS!
i really felt the "egg! d'egg! l'egg!" part as well as the "fibsh" and the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
seal: egg
french seal: l'egg
American peasants: “egg”
Moi, une intellectuelle: “d’egg”
lordofgangstas J’apprécie le mème
Du génie xD
Im fucking crying thank you
Oui oui, es - tu une intellectuelle?
I don’t even speak French and I understand this perfectly
*Actual footage of me when I have a cold*
You yell for your egg?
@@holokyttaja5476 yeah, doesn't everybody?
@@custardkitten thank the lord I thought I was the only one!
Aatu Rautiainen doesn't everyone?
*ME CURRENTLY*
0:42 Bless you
I have watched this on repeat way to many times today. Thanks for the quality content.
"What would you like to have for breakfast"
egg
"Would you like something else along with that?"
fibsh
"Okay, we'll bring it to you shortly"
*15 minutes later*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Sorry for the long wait, here's your order"
L'eeeeeegg?L'egg?!?!
"Sorry, we ran out of eggs"
brehh
@N-word Surfer Yeah, they got tired of being constantly served to sea doggos
OMG lol
Oh my, that's so *egg-celent*
Bruh moment
@@pikachadd Breh Moment.
0:35 is me when I have to get up and go to school
silent killer so you randomly blurt out egg after you scream? If so that's genius. Good job m8 👏👏
silent killer
0:35 is me when I go to school and the school gets shooted up and the school shooter finds me under the table
Then he offers me an egg
Pip Pip ok that was a good one lol
silent killer thanks bud
silent killer YAS BOI
This video has permanently altered my speech I now only refer to fish as “fibsh”
I am 100% confident that this is one of the best videos on CZcams