Cassetteboy vs The Snoopers' Charter
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Lyrics:
A new law is here
That causes decent people to live in fear
A new power that allows us to get
Your browsing history from the internet
But let’s not forget this will affect everybody
And it will protect nobody
But I can inspect anybody who disagrees with me
That’s why I want to spy
On everyone all the time
Some people say that’s fine
But every time you go online
Every email you sign
I’ll be watching you
And my message to the haters
I want your communications data
As our power will extend
Politicians and their friends
Can manipulate it for their own ends
Every text you send
Every Facebook friend
I’ll be watching you
Can’t you see?
Your mobile phones will all belong to me
Everyone you call, anyone at all
Every day, in every way
Theresa May and I will be watching you
We will look after you
Wherever you turn, we will be right behind you
We will not let you live in private
We will use everything at our disposal to find out about you, and your family
And we will never forget what we found.
This is my position, I don’t need reasonable suspicion
But if you sign online petitions, expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Think of your own smart phone
It’s no longer a no-go zone
It’s under attack, because we will hack
All the technology you own
What can I see with these new abilities?
For me the answer is straightforward
It’s your supermarket rewards and your National Health Service records
It’s all the information you give to any corporation.
Every conversation, in every situation, every communication
Every website you use, everything you do
Every day, in every way
Theresa May and I will be watching you. - Komedie
If you sign online petition you can expect the Spanish Inquisition. 👏👏👏👏
+MegaFunnymonkey123 I lost it at that part
bearpaw but no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition...
nobody expects the spanish inquisition
Please click the link to protest against mass surveillance. It only takes a minute. www.privacyinternational.org Tell the Government what they don't want to hear before they're monitoring all your communications anyway.
Thanks for joining in with the fight for privacy!
+cassetteboy Can't wait to see you at reading this year!
+cassetteboy I just want you to know that i will not be clicking any link to protest against so called "mass surveillance".
ibleed1 Alright alright. No need to make a fuss or try to stir up an argument. It's as if you want attention...
To be honest on I don't care if the Government are spying on my communications. I'm a law abiding citizen so I have nothing to hide. So why are you against it? I would only be against it if our right to free speech was every affected.
Politicians in the UK just get worse and worse, there's no one fighting for the right thing anymore!, it's all about power and money!
you expect something different in a democracy
lol you act as if it has ever been different. Every government for millennia has consisted of rich powerful men making themselves richer and more powerful. The only reason normal people are seeing these actions now is because of more easily available information. It's no longer easy to fool people that the government is "from the people". The Americans are the funniest case for such delusion. They see heroes in men who were simply rich, powerful lawyers who wanted to keep more money for themselves, and were traitors on top of that.
Robyn Highart let me guess, "GET RED OV GOVERMENT DEN WE HAV BETTR WORLD"?
#JC4PM
@@realnoahsimpson Fs in chat
She wants to watch every move you make
every breath you take
It's going to be a Sting operation
hahahaha
Very good 😂
"Expect the Spanish Inquisition" haha!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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#dodgydavesdodgydealings
+Sexy Socialist He likes privacy for his dodgy dealings doesn't he...!
Chilling. I'm not in the UK but bills like this need to be stopped worldwide.
if you live in the us they are allowed to do it already
I'm guessing the two down votes are Teresa May and David Cameron.
+Punkster Daddy Up to 7 downvotes now. Looks like the rest of the cabinet are joining in.
+Rambi “Rambi9000”
It would've been 8 but Boris couldn't figure out the like/dislike system.
Punkster Daddy "Why be such a stick in the mud, Cameron? The people are allowed to have their fun I'm going to give them an up vote for this video"
And clearly the whole tory bench followed suit
"Expect the Spanish Inquistion."
Lol. Nice.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Fantastic. Not only brilliantly done. But highlighting an important issue, that not enough people care about.
Its like when someone asks a politician a question. They normally just go around the question and fail to actually answer it. Except Cassetteboy justs go's through all the "answers" and gives us the actual truth of what these politicians actually think... amazing.
More relevant than ever now. Ughhh
Agreed
That must have taken fucking ages!
Good work.
It wouldn't be difficult on sony vegas, maybe it would take longer on AE lol.
+Sam Lings eh? I was more thinking the time to find the clips, the right words or even parts of words, and reassemble them.
+Sam Lings who mentioned difficulty? I'm an editor and putting that together would've taken fucking ages!
Say hello to the new PM
this is the true essence of relevant art, excellent job.
Great job of pulling the word "inquistion" out of all that for a rhyme. I wish I knew how people like you do this kind of amazing stuff with the material on hand.
Lol, unscrambling their words to what they really mean must be hard with the amount of nonsense politicians speak.
Chillingly accurate and brilliant
Superb as usual
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
Don't get me started quoting Python. We'll be here all day.
Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise, our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency,and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four, no, amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
This is ridiculous, I came here for an argument!
drsonicfan No, sorry, it's being hit on the head lessons in here!
Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse...
Tbh, I don't even think Theresa May would know what guro ntr doujins are.
Every step you take..
Every move you make..
"We will not let you...
....Live in private" LOL
"Every day in every way, Teresa May, and I will, be watching you." How you made that work is beyond me, its totally genius.
1984 - a pretty correct prediction
"we will look after you"
*everybody laughs
That's the best one yet. It's created so well and with such a high finish. Good job!
Why the hell did we elect a party with Malory Archer?
"This is a crisis. The Senate must vote to give the Chancellor emergency powers. He can then approve the creation of the charter without a vote." "But what MP would have the courage to propose such a radical act?" - Darth Cameron looks meaningfully at Jar Jar Binks.
These videos are absolutely brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I cannot get enough.
Remember the government will need a warrant to get detailed info, they can't just access your browser history or listen to phone calls. And remember that your full browsing history isn't recorded, only the sites you visited. Our freedoms are hard won, and we should fight to retain them, but this video is a little conspiratorial. There are real bad guys in the world, and I genuinely think our gov have the country's best interests 95% of the time. That said, you have some amazing editing skills. I love your work.
wow this is brilliant and must have taken ages
you sir are a genius.
Well done guys. Great video! Nothing like a good bit of satire to bring a political point across =)
It wouldn't surprise me if the laughing after Cameron saying 'we will care for you' wasn't edited in
I think they's be sick if they saw my browsing history. xD
I try to delete mine, I search some weird non porn things
Flynn Asher
Same here. :P
I've never watched porn in my life and I'm proud asf.
Festix i mean, I'm not saying I've never watched porn :')
Haha I hope they have a heart attack
Mines all hardcore porn but I don't care they can all go fuck themselves
This is a brilliant piece of work!
Clever! ....They both have a 2nd career working the for the NSA ... once they get the boot.
Clever, brilliant and stunning.
Good thing they are so much more trustworthy than every other politician who has ever existed.
Wouldn't it be possible to start a movement to not only stop this, but turn it around and for the public to have access to every single file and registry on every single government paid computer? After all, they have been paid for with taxpayers money; they're our computers.
Damn, best use of this song. And it still makes me laugh when couples think this is romantic LOL.
Now I'll replay this for the rest of the day! Nice video once again!
Top notch work. Great job.
Their slogan "securing a better future" nothing could be further from the truth.
Not only is this inspired, and perfectly put together, as always, but the message is real and important. Thanks for taking the time, C-B
Absolutely amazing
Lookin' forward to this being a documentary piece.
Totally buzzin'!!, great vid & very accurate ;)
I think Cameron is using the Investigatory Powers Bill to find a new pig after the last one left him after being found out...
This is outstanding,
This is even better than your Cameron one. This has made my day, I am sending it to everyone right now.
Honestly the best song ever made, and im not just saying that, i must of seen this like +80 times
Saw this on Dumpert. Came over watched it here and subbed.
Excellent, sir.
The people that need to be monitored are politicians and big businesses, they're usually the main ones to be involved in dodgy dealings, bearing in mind there's probably a lot we'll never know about.
That music was sooooo apt, what a great compilation.
I was going to click the link, but it wanted too many details and it felt like this whole thing was a sting for getting my data. I see through you, cassetteboy - you're working for the Government!
Masterpiece!
I support this bill, I don't have shit all to hide from the government, all that standing against it does is make you look suspicious!
Sometimes it defies belief that these are the people trusted to lead our once glorious nation..... 😢
It shocks me that people welcome fascism.
Brilliant as always!
Another excellent piece of work
Expect the Spanish Inquisition. Ooh, I hope they bring the comfy chair.
This might actually be the most clever thing that I have seen in a while. :)
Amazing work!
Amazing well done VHS BOY :)
This is awesome work.
This is fabulous
Every time I watch this it gets slightly less funny and a lot more scary
Simply awesome video bro! I have removed my hat & might never put back on, your editing skills are second to none on YT, my own being light years behind by comparison. Apologies for my intrusion of your YT comments section... I am not worthy (Hastily exiting comments section backwards while bent over double, nose scraping on floor & muttering pathetically "I'm not worthy!")
this is brilliantly done...good job! however it's so scary because it's really happening...
I honestly thought they are watching us already...never gave a shit then but now I'm worried
If you're a law abiding citizen you have nothing to worry about as you have nothing to hide. I wouldn't worry about it at all.
+MrAlex85524 They definitely are but now they want to make it legal for them to do so, so Scotland Yard can focus on other things.
+HolyRazor _99 This is the old phrase, but the fact is everyone has something to hide. We all wear clothes, have locks on bathroom doors and passwords on our accounts for a reason. We may not have anything illegal going on in these private spaces, but I'd challenge you to find someone who would, when asked, allow you to film inside their bathroom 24/7 or gain access to all their online accounts and computers, and yet this is, in essence, what the government want.
Not just for terrorists and paedophiles and whatever other 'monster under the bed' excuse they use this time, but everyone, everywhere in the UK. And without any oversight, just a warrant from a government minister, or even to a certain extent, such as with browsing history, just right there, for any security services employee to see. You tell me there won't be stalkers and dodgy bastards sticking their noses in the wrong places, when that has already happened with the laws we already have!
But no, if you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to hide.
+Crusty Pete's Day Old Meat Platter
"Terrorists and pedophiles".
Well, we need to be monitoring the bankers puppet politicians then, rather than the other way around.
+HolyRazor _99 Let's put video cameras in every room in every house and livestream it to the police then. In fact, let's get rid of curtains and clothes too. If you've got nothing to hide you've got nothing to worry about, huh?
love your work as always! another good job!
Very well done!
Donald Trump vs Nigel Ferage?
I would probably choose
to jump out the window
Genius! Fan since 5k subs!
shut the fuck up
Seb C haha what kind of an insult is that?
No one gives a fucking shit when you subscribed, you're probably lying anyway so stop being a fanboy pleb
Brilliant and true...
Even without this law, GCHQ and NSA combined already get all of this information and share it with each other.
Without this law, the GCHQ couldn't do this legally and the NSA only collect data coming in/out of the USA
i dont want to live in a world under the snoopers charter
I'd post well done but they are watching lol
Glorious!
genius. yet again. top work
you are becoming the banksy of mashup!
This is amazing
This is pure gold
No way, May! Encrypt it all.
Suggestion: Money can't buy you love - Beatles with changed lyrics meaning the opposite, Theresa May special about newish laws preventing poor UK nationals from falling in love with foreigners that don't earn enough money. But of course people with enough money can fall in love with foreigners and just pay their way.
"if you sign online petition expect the spanish inquisition" I'll keep that in mind lol
Me in April: "Haha, this is pretty funny."
Me now: "Oh shitting Jesus, she'll be Prime Minister tomorrow."
This is the best one you’ve done
Relevant.
awesome stuff!!!!
Bravo!
I don't understand how he finds all the words for these!!!
Edbrad he's not editing.....
Brilliant
Cassetteboy has so much TALENT! I subscribed!
Brilliant :)
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