I can’t believe I’m a 27 year old woman and I’m only now finding out that gravity doesn’t really effect me. Think of all the things I could’ve done by flying…..
Does this mean fatphobia doesnt apply to women? Shit dude how u gonna weigh a bitch who's not affected by gravity? Damn we really just solved fat shaming for women. And skinny shaming at that!
As a woman in a wheelchair, he's right, I am not affected by gravity. Never in my life have my bones felt gravity's burden, no siree! In fact, without my chair, I will simply float away like a gal sized balloon.
I have a sister in a wheelchair. She also is not affected by gravity. She also totally doesn't have hobbies, such as playing video games or running a knitting business where she makes a decent amount of money.
@@dawsonhewlett1919 It started off as a slow descent when I first realised I was trans, but once I had my first hormone injection I immediately faceplanted the rest of the way to the ground and haven't been able to float away again since. :(
I'm not very good at cooking. Warming this up, sure, somehow just knowing good combinations of flavors or textures, definitely, but *cooking* is often out of my reach. When I'm left to my own devices, I end up making a bowl of rice and condensed soup, basically making flavored porridge at that point.
@@catelynh1020 I don’t really enjoy cooking. I’m better at it now but mostly I think it’s time consuming and annoying lol. Especially when I’m cooking for just me, it often feels like more effort than I wanna deal with.
That's the thing, they expect you to treat them as a child, I don't like doing chores either, but I'd do my best to find a partner I can share that burden with.
As a woman, I can confirm I have been standing in my room doing the Skyrim idle for about 15 years, waiting for a main character to activate my quests of love, cooking, and worship.
"Women spend so much money on cosmetics" -Alpha Males "If my woman doesn't look like a supermodel and isn't the hottest bitch in the world then I don't want her" -Also Alpha Males Edit: Hey guys, I cant believe its already been a year since I posted this comment. Crazy how time flies, I hope all of you are staying safe and wish you all happiness ❤
"I want her to be a respectful lady that covers herself up, but she does need to show people how hot she is, so no joggingpants or longsleeved hoodies or anything too covering. Also, she needs to be obedient like a goo wife, that is also strong and independend and has her own life and I want her to be like an epic strong gunwielding girl that skins deer, youknow, but doesn't get dirty from it or something, I love it when they have clean nails and youknow, stay like, smelling fresh throughout the day, I hate it when girl sweats, and I also hate lazyass bitches. I mean, am I right? What is so difficult to understand about that?"
As a girl who does art, plays instruments, plays 5 sports, rides horses competitively, writes and reads books, I can confirm that I do not have any hobbies
@@crustkitty they say they prefer no makeup but they just like a certain amount because no makeup means you are lazy and a b because you aren't impressing the men too much and you are self absorbed
As a man who’s best friend is a girl, I know for a fact that when I am not around she becomes an npc and has no hobbies or personality traits other than resisting gravity.
@@dan-gy4vu I know right? Now the secret is we women own a closet consisting only of lead footwear to keep us from floating away into outer space. But don't tell anyone this.
If you're a man in your 20s and you think "women need to cook and clean," then there's a good chance you yourself don't posses those necessary survival skills. Instead you needed to trick some unlucky girl into being your mom for you because you're too lazy. If you're a man, woman, somewhere in-between, whatever: learn how to cook, clean your own house, and do your own damn laundry. Your quality of life will improve, and potential partners of any gender will find it extremely attractive.
@@gigachad1021 I doubt u can survive on your own, as an independent giga Chad isn't it your mission to not need no bitches, to protect yourself how are you gonna do that when u can't even boil water
Exactly! Any human should be able to cook and clean! It's ridiculous not knowing how to do something so incredibly basic and important. I mean, are they even able to breathe by themselves or do they need help with that too? Sheesh...
@@gigachad1021I can confirm as a south east Asian, that no one wants to be your goddamn traditional wife if you treat us shitty, be like my boyfriend, very husband material and I am willing to become a traditional wife for him lol
I have a few regular male clients at the wax salon I work at who come in every 1-2 weeks for different waxes cuz they do body building. These men spend hundreds of dollars and dozens of hours a month getting waxed. But Im sure they would be surprised to find out how many of the men around them get thier eyebrows waxed
as a trans man, before i transitioned, i floated everywhere. i had to tie myself to the ground. my only hobby was making sure i didn’t fly off due to the lack of gravity. now, i have hobbies like fishing. and posing shirtless.
Same here! As soon as I transitioned the force of gravity pulled me to the ground and I was stuck lying on the floor for three days straight until I managed to teach myself how to stand back up and walk. Girls just don't understand how hard it is to deal with gravity smh.
My mom spent years being submissive and feminine because she never had unconditional love so she tried to be the “most ideal” to men. She was also STUNNING. She looked like a young julia Roberts. She was so used up and so discarded by men that she loved and gave her all to that she begs her children to never do the same. These men will never get their 1950s housewife. If they do she will grow to hate them with every fiber of her un- appreciated being.
I'm completely fine with changing gender roles lol I'd be a Gigachad manwife if it meant I could do a remote job, housework, and enjoy cooking for my wife when she gets home And sorry for your mom, hope she's doing better
@@littlemissfox5606 they’re the type to raise their shoulders up dramatically and create that cringy «too cool for you» face that ends up looking like that tiktok-joker’s facial expression thinking that it’ll make them look confident
I always thought women had hobbies is just the ones around me don't lol, outside of coping mechanisms that turned into something of a hobby cuz of how often they think and do it ( this case cleaning)
“How many women do you know who actually have hobbies” this actually tells a lot. It doesn’t show that women don’t have hobbies, but it does tell us that this man has never gotten close enough to a woman to learn her hobbies.
Also men tend to make fun of women for having any hobby. Into makeup or “girly things?” They think “stupid woman only into appearance shallow woman grrr” into sports or gaming or literally anything else? “You’re only into this for mens attention stupid poser woman”…. Just can’t win unless the hobbies are cooking cleaning and childcare like mentioned in the video. *sigh*
@@Inevitably_Invisible Jup I feel like there are three options. When we do have girly hobbies like makeup, skincare and stuff we are shallow. When we do „boy“ hobbies like playing video games or watching anime, we are doing it for male attention. And if it is not fitting into option 1 or 2, then they will hit us with the „That‘s not a real hobby“ 😐
@@_00_36 ah oh, we got an alpha male fanboy here 🙈 notice how you still haven't asked about op's hobby? You just dissed her while knowing nothing about her lol. Just like the males who try to diss me for liking to paint and sketch. Whatever happened to "not all men"?
@@onemore4567 oh, and bBTW,, "sandwich fuck" is not stated in reference to the act of sandwich making that a lesser person would have brought up. It's a quote. From the witcher 3. The videogame. Dijkstra says it. You'd know that if you gamed solely for literary pleasure rather than male attention. BISH GET YO HEAD RIGHT ✅️
As a man, I can confirm that women have no hobbies. My sister? Yeah she loves playing the clarinet but it's not like a man playing guitar. It's something she almost never does, like only 5 times a week. Us men have real hobbies. Do you know how much time I spend harassing women online? At least 12 hours a day. Now that's what I call a real hobby. I should also add that men who cook are chefs and cooking is a profession and hobby for us while a women cooking is just making food.
As a Gender-fluid person, I can confirm that the way I am able to tell whether I feel more like a woman or a man is if I feel a gravitation towards the kitchen grind
RIP to all the trans women and femmes who were forced to burn all their hobbies (excluding knitting, cooking, and cleaning) in order to fully socially transition (´;︵;`)
As a woman I can confirm women don't have hobbies I just spent 26 years self-rotating around the Sun to keep myself on the ground because we aren't affected by gravity 😌
Dude, that happened to me a week ago. Met a nice lady at work we became quick friends, but then she took off her coat and literally launched into the air. Tsk tsk women and their antigravity abilities 🤦♂️
@@nintari6587 I'm calling bullshit. Women are blank slates that have no hobbies whatsoever, yet you claim you were able to form a "friendship" with one?
@@franz3810 exactly. They'd go on a rant about how a women wears makeup only to *impress* guys, but in the same breath they'd call you fake. Like why would I be wearing makeup at all if i was trying to impress you but u were constantly shitting on me bRo
I’m a guy who knits, and have a slight feeling that they would not appreciate my hobby. Also, the “shout out to girls that knit” made me want to punch him in the face
As a woman myself, he’s 100% correct. I’ve never picked up a book in my entire life, nor have I shown any slight interest in creative writing. The music I listened to and the instruments I played were all just to cover up the fact I don’t have hobbies. All those years of learning how to make my own clothes, reading about fashion history, and improving my makeup skills were fake. The time I spent in the kitchen trying new recipes and cuisines were a hallucination. In fact, I do not exist. This comment doesn’t exist. Women do not exist.
As a woman who lifts weights, I was wondering how I could easily squat 1000+ lbs while I would watch men struggle to surpass 200. The freedom I experience from gravity makes so much sense!!
It’s weird how un-alpha I am , I cook dinner for my family every night and I can actually locate a clitoris . I guess I am just another victim of woke culture.
Honestly, men who cook and actually do things around the house is way better than men who are lazy and want women to take care of them like babies, and just want s3xual attention.
“Girls will literally pay to have their nails shaped perfectly.” Dang that's crazy! I literally can't think of a single other instance where humans spend money on their appearance!
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz so I was right? You aren’t capable of any complex thought? I mean, give me something here dude. How can you think you’re better than everyone else and everyone saying this stuff is wrong but you have no point to make and nothing to back jack shit up
I love that everyone is sharing their hobbies, so I’ll do the same! - art: i’m a career artist working both digital and traditionally, but mostly digital. before it became my career, it was my beloved hobby! - writing: also part of my career as I wish to do comics and graphic novels, but I still write fanfiction for fun! - jewelry making! - international cooking, exploring how different cultures prepare food - video games! I’m into Genshin, I’ve always loved the Elder Scrolls very much so I got a skyrim tattoo, and I’m working through Baldur’s Gate! - Reading, I’m trying to read every Neil Gaiman book - ceramics! I loved it in school and I’m longing to get with the clay again - vocal synth! (synthv, vocaloid etc) it’s fun to play with! - cosplay! lastly, I really want to get into crochet and sewing because of my love for fashion and costume design. ❤
As an 18 year old Asian Boi, I don’t understand why people are hating on these podcasts so much. Personally I’ve actually learned a lot from them, such as: girls don’t poop, gravity doesn’t effect them the same way it does the boys and only men have hobbies (girls are essentially just vegetables)
@@Dis_Dis Hmm, I'm not generalising when the statistics say men are more danger to women's safety than the other way around, so I guess OP might have referred to that in a joking way.
@@Dis_Dis They were referring to their main fears and flags, not number of abusers. Women end up taking a lot of precautions for their own physical safety before going on early dates because of how frequent the horror stories happen to the. Its not that it cant happen to men. Its frequent enough for women that they have to account for it when planning their dates.
@@Skankhunt-mv4vd something tells me you and the original commenter were talking about 2 different problems… Nah, I’m probably wrong. Everyone know starvation and obesity can’t exist in the same timeframe.
As someone who doesn't like cooking, I can confirm that I'm not a woman. I'm a wax figure that has surpassed god but would immediately melt if I came in contact with a stove.
ngl us bi ladies are just floating towards ya'll as fast as we physically can (it's so hard due to lack of gravity ugh 🙄😑). You're gonna have to tie a little paperweight to my ankle so I don't drift into space tho 😔😔 Edit: for those who are asking, I see a large island in the distance… I think.. I think I found Lesbian Island!! I got lost in ikea, and once I made it out I made 87 left turns, went right 8 times, and after I got outside I found the island after making it through the alpha male forest and they’re welcoming me with paperweights and cat pictures! Follow me my fellow bisexuals!
I’m Brazilian and was searching for some channels to practice English. Eventually, I became addicted to watching Chad’s videos. It’s fascinating how we import various ideas and concepts. While some are essential, we also adopt harmful ideologies like the Red Pill culture. Futhermore certain questions don’t resonate with our country’s context due to our distinct history
@@Psamp86 Yes, i bought them recently. The rope made my arm turn red once but hey i've seen the sun a couple times! Pretty cool if you ask me since i've floated up there a bunch
these guys are right actually. when i stopped being a woman, suddenly i was interested in doing things with my time on earth like playing video games and being a useless asshole on the internet. its SO much more exciting than aimlessly floating around kitchens and beauty stores looking for a man to tell me im being a good object for them.
When he said that I just. I thought there couldn't possibly be someone who wasn't in on the joke of those being fake hands. But here he stands, a testament to the long running tradition of me being wrong.
The first time I watched this video, I was sitting at my desk drawing manga, and when they said “women don’t have hobbies” I actually cackled out loud and continued drawing manga.
The same dudes who insist they hate makeup, are also always the guys who think everyone who wears it has a naturally even skin tone, vibrant red/pink/mauve lips, even blushing, dark even eyebrows, and fucking naturally outlined eyes with a wing. If you don't look like that everyday, their advice is almost always, of course, to "Just wear a little makeup. Why are you letting yourself go like that?"
Yep, was thinking the same exact thing!!! They'll criticize women for wearing "too much makeup" in one breath, then mock those that choose to wear none in the next. Damned if you do, damned if you don't....
I've gotten crap for wearing mascara from a colleague and dudes own girlfriend wore mascara and he didn't even know it apparently. I told him to his face. Another time I remember at a pub was I had "crap on my face" (black eyeliner. That was it) and the "natural" example was Kardashian 20 products because it conformed to beauty stereotypes and not subcultures (he was a friend of a friend of a friend. His girlfriend told him she loved him during sex and he just pulled out, pants up and walked out. That guy).
I also like "boyfriend does my makeup" videos. The sheer number of them that say they want something "natural" and then put on blue eyeshadow and red lipstick is truly fascinating. It's a recurring theme. Blue eyeshadow. What possessed you guy?
Baking is fucking hard. It’s an exact art/science, you can’t just wing it. Anyone, male or female, who can bake good bread or cakes or cookies or pastries is a fucking Chad and deserves to be worshipped, essentially
I live near a lot of pastry/bakery shops and I always think “some of these things go back centuries, like how did they come up with mixing all these ingredients and then putting it in a oven?”
Eh, I kind of disagree, baking isn't that hard as long as you're not doing something really intensive or specialized. Cookies, muffins, pound cakes, bread, scones, lava cakes, they all just require you to follow a recipe really, so it's more about finding a good one. As someone who likes baking (but interestingly not cooking) I don't think its particularly impressive to be able to follow written instructions.
@@Zxgrhexbj omg me when I make macarons. Like who invented this? Who thought to put all these things together in these steps to make THIS? Absolute genius
@@mori6434 you’re downplaying yourself lol. Think of it as this: you can execute those instructions and there are a lot of ppl in this world who can’t do it, for some reason.
Can I just say chad chad I’m so glad you are sponsored by a period product company, my cousin who just started her periods ( I’m a dude so I have no clue how to help) was struggling with it, and seeing those adverts in your videos really helped me and her, we both visited the website and she’s much better at handling it now. Thanks a lot, brilliant vid as always
@@smolboye1878 I now work out for 5 hours every day and talk about cryptocurrency to anyone who will listen. I have 30 different hobbies my favorite being the grind.
Yes, I can confirm as a trans woman that the MOMENT I transitioned gravity started to falter away and all my hobbies disintegrated. I am now a wooden board.
As a trans guy, I always wondered why I never floated like all of the other girls. Looking back it was pretty obvious, but my mom still denies it 🤷🏻♂️
As a women I can tell you that absolutely no women have hobbies I haven’t been doing art and dance and learning about how to style my hair and clothes to make myself happy for almost half my life
I mean, he's right. Women do need to cook and clean. And so do men. Everyone needs to cook and clean. That right there is what we in the industry call a "Basic Life Skill."
Men are actually physically incapable of cooking and cleaning because the cooking and cleaning supplies weigh too much due to the extra effects of gravity.
The gravity thing made me laugh so hard that it took a couple minutes to realize I was literally crying 😂 everything he said comes with surprisingly high levels of ironic entertainment
I'm a cis male. But I've shown emotion in front of girlfriends before. So by their definition I'm a girl now too? I'm scared I can feel my hobbies fading away and I started defying gravity lately😨
Here's some advice: Since girls are starting to float like balloons cause that chap said so, Then always wear lots and lots of jewelry to too way you down!
I love how they talk about women as if they’re talking about some other-worldly creature like: “Wanna know what I heard? These females will spend money to get their nails shaped perfectly! Isn’t that just crazy?” Yes, we do. Have you ever been to your local shopping center? Nail places are *everywhere* . Also, yea we spend money for these services even though it’s unnecessary. It’s just like any other thing like getting your hair styled, your car painted/ accessorized, etc. You don’t need it, but you pay for it anyway because it makes you feel better about yourself or it gives you joy that you get to walk outta there with awesome nails! Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
That's weird, because the only times I've ever seen someone talking about "Sigma males" they were literally saying it to praise or glorify someone saying that they wanted to k1ll/ass4ult women...
@@ghoulishgaming13 oh ya. I do remember some memes that said "Harras women and destroy minorities", but always thought it was a reaction to the whole alpha stuff just bring glorified misogyny
Being a member of the clearly inferior sex, he’s right. When I get home from work, I sit in complete silence until a man asks me to do something for him-at which point I gain 10 XP because I finally have a purpose. Oh, and I frequently shackle myself to lampposts so I don’t float away.
It's awfully insane and ''incredible'' how much those toxic 'humans' think they are always right. They clearly live in another dimension! There is no way what they are saying isn't satire, right?......right???? Sadly, they all believe what they preach: and the net is full with them. This specie is DOOMED. And no I don't mean something awesome like the game.....
Last night me and my mom had this whole conversation about gender roles and she said "I think it's more masculine for a man to show his emotions because that takes courage" and I think that was such a true statement. She also said "If someone tells me I belong in the kitchen I'm going to attack them with something in the kitchen." My mom's a fucking G lol
The fact that he's completely wrong about fitness, not even in the memey way, but because testosterone scientifically makes gaining muscle and losing weight easier, is making me lose it
My boyfriend did make a good point that being toned isn't always part of the "peak form" as it is with men, so if that's what he's TRYING to say, sure, but even my boyfriend wasn't willing to give him the benefit of the doubt after stating the obvious that being a muscly woman IS SUPER stigmatized
Yeah I lost it right there. I'm like, don't men consider women weak because we literally have to work twice as hard to put on muscle mass as men? Like thats a scientific fact...
@@InsaneamI no babe theyre not calling women weak bc of that theyre not smart enough to have reasons for their sexism. Men tends to be more physically stronger than women so they say "ooh I can punch assault or kidnap her and she cant do anything so she weak"
Surprised that no one has mentioned how often women have to lose all of their hobbies when they become mothers while men still play video games, fish, golf and go to bars with their friends. Because a women's life is inside the home, even if she works she is expected to sacrifice her identity for her children. Think about typical father's day gifts? Golf clubs, tool sets, game passes and other hobby based gear. What do mothers get? flowers and a giftcard to the spa because she deserves a damn break for once.
It brings me a very weird kind of joy to watch these men, knowing i do literally nothing of what they advise men to do, and I'm still in a happy, loving relationship.
If only I could experience such a fascinating term called: "hobbies". Life would be so much fun! Of course cooking, cleaning, taking care of children, maintaining my failing relationship with my cheating husband, and drinking wine at 1 am in the morning can't parallel this.
It's still hilarious how red flags for them are just things they dont find attractive in women and for women it's signs you could get murdered during the relationship
@@RozWBrazel I am literally reading a headline "husband convicted of killing pregnant wife made pros and cons list about leaving her before murder". Yeah..us wearing make up is definitely murderous red flag and men should fear all make up wearing women. Edit as I read the article: oh! and he killed her bc she confronted him over extramarital affair. Fun.
My favorite response to the "women dont have hobbies" comment was a duet a woman did where she boiled up some hotdogs/sausages then went out and threw them at random men 🤣🤣🤣
“It was a social experiment “; is the equivalent of “ It’s just a prank,bro” no you were being insulting and when you get called out on your bs you immediately dial back and try to damage control,but the damage was already done
They didn't just become this way. It's not the mother's fault but there is a level of communication with our children we need to have to show we too are humans and not dolls that occasionally clean up after them and their daddy.
@@jaelynnbill2616 definitely. In my high school class there was a very misogynistic boy and he was very much a mamas boy and I used to be so confused like how can you „respect“ your mom and then shit on every other woman, but then I realized she never really did anything to earn his respect except for serving him and the dad
His complaint was that he was taken out of context, yet HIS directions to HIS editor were to make these clips out of context. Donkey brains-level thinking right there.
As a woman, he’s honestly right. I’ve been here for 17 years and 11 months. I’ve done nothing but sit in a dark room and wait for a man to come along and swoop me into his bed while I hand him a sandwich and make him some babies.
"It was a social experiment but also the feminazi are trying to slander me but also It was all a joke but also I'm being taken out of context." I love how inconsistent his excuse is
ikr? the dude's like "I was saying some incredibly sexist things with no indication of it being a joke/sarcasm, how dare you slander my name by accusing me of being sexist???"
The ol' bait and switch: "You see, I was only PRETENDING to be really dumb! Hook, line, sinker....!" I swear it's like watching pigeons play chess when people do that.
I’m a guy and the “anti-makeup” thing from guys like this is so bizarre. Every guy I’ve met who says they “don’t like makeup” shows that they clearly do through who they find attractive. I think it’s just that they’re so stupid and self-absorbed that they don’t understand 90% of the women they see on a night out are wearing some kind of makeup.
Literally, plus they fail to understand that women don’t wear makeup because we’re “vain” or “insecure” or to “catfish people” it’s literally just fun and another form of art/fashion and it makes you feel nice and look cool
Makeup is literally the female equivalent of males with beards/stubble. They always look tens times more immature and unattractive with a clean-shaven face, so (like with makeup) they do what improves their features and makes them look/feel good.
yeah, they just don't know what makeup is what they should day is maybe they like more natural looking makeup even guys try to come for other guys who wear makeup when the majority of celebs including males all wear makeup captain america and iron man are wearing makeup, sorry rdj has a inner corner highlight you just don't understand what makeup is and looks like like we do because if you did there would be no issue these people are saying this too knowing all the celebrity women that they have crushes on too wear layers of makeup it's just ignorance [btw i don't agree with the comment above mine, i like clean-shaven men better it's just a preference so not a good comparison...majority of guys DO like makeup they just don't know what makeup looks like ]
"Shout out to my queens who can knit" sounds like either something an AI would generate after viewing social media, or a brand twitter trying too hard to attract gen-z users
So lemme get this straight, he purposely told his editor to make inflammatory edits to spark outrage and then told people to relax because it was just an experiment, even though the outrage proves that it worked??? It's a good thing I have way too many hobbies to pursue otherwise I'd have to think about this guy for more than another 3 seconds after this video ends.
Oh, like schrödinger's asshole? Where he speaks what's really on his mind and then depending on the reaction, then says that it was "jUsT a JoKe BrOo0"?
I can’t believe I’m a 27 year old woman and I’m only now finding out that gravity doesn’t really effect me. Think of all the things I could’ve done by flying…..
@Women's rights was a Mistake so we could fly? Oh my God thank you ❤️
Does this mean fatphobia doesnt apply to women? Shit dude how u gonna weigh a bitch who's not affected by gravity? Damn we really just solved fat shaming for women. And skinny shaming at that!
@Women's rights was a Mistake btw troll mans rights shouldn't exist. Blehhh
Bruh one time I did a burpee and I shot myself into the stratosphere! It's dangerous working out as a woman, when gravity doesn't effect you.
Issac Newton needs to reinvent gravity but for girls, so I don't have to get my friends off from the ceiling like they're stray helium balloons
As a woman in a wheelchair, he's right, I am not affected by gravity. Never in my life have my bones felt gravity's burden, no siree! In fact, without my chair, I will simply float away like a gal sized balloon.
the satire in the comment section is just pure muah . i willgive you a flying kiss if i saw you floating away like a gal sized balloon XD
I am wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
Gal sized😭 no siree😭😭😭
I have a sister in a wheelchair. She also is not affected by gravity. She also totally doesn't have hobbies, such as playing video games or running a knitting business where she makes a decent amount of money.
@@stringtheorytvofficial this is weird but does she have an Etsy page you’d be comfortable giving out 🥺
"Bro" , "facts", "true", "woah", "high value"
-Vocabulary of a true alpha
Brocabulary
Fr 😂
100%, people don't realize
stupivocabulary
Idk if I’ve ever heard someone unironically say “high value” in my life and I’m so happy to keep it that way
As a trans woman I remember when I came out publicly. Gravity disappeared and I lost hobby. No more hobby for me
I love imagining that if you had a coming out party, you could release some balloons and then float up with them during your announcement?
As a transman, I was only able to obey the laws of gravity and gain hobbies once I began transitioning.
@@ObtuseMori how was the transition to dealing with gravity? was it a slow process of like, a deflating balloon, or did you just fall one day?
@@dawsonhewlett1919 It started off as a slow descent when I first realised I was trans, but once I had my first hormone injection I immediately faceplanted the rest of the way to the ground and haven't been able to float away again since. :(
as someone who used to be a woman but is now nonbinary I can no longer float but I still have no hobbies
“Are you even a woman if you don’t cook?” -Are people forgetting that cooking is literally a basic life skill? This is getting sad.
N-No if I starve that's your fault!
I'm not very good at cooking. Warming this up, sure, somehow just knowing good combinations of flavors or textures, definitely, but *cooking* is often out of my reach.
When I'm left to my own devices, I end up making a bowl of rice and condensed soup, basically making flavored porridge at that point.
@@catelynh1020 I don’t really enjoy cooking. I’m better at it now but mostly I think it’s time consuming and annoying lol. Especially when I’m cooking for just me, it often feels like more effort than I wanna deal with.
That's the thing, they expect you to treat them as a child, I don't like doing chores either, but I'd do my best to find a partner I can share that burden with.
My man also cooks, and that shit is sexy
As a woman, I can confirm I have been standing in my room doing the Skyrim idle for about 15 years, waiting for a main character to activate my quests of love, cooking, and worship.
“i’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.”
HAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOO 😭😭
I am dying xD. Genius!
What’s Skyrim ? I wouldn’t know I’m physically and mentally unable to have hobbies.
Must’ve been the wind 💨
"Women spend so much money on cosmetics"
-Alpha Males
"If my woman doesn't look like a supermodel and isn't the hottest bitch in the world then I don't want her"
-Also Alpha Males
Edit: Hey guys, I cant believe its already been a year since I posted this comment. Crazy how time flies, I hope all of you are staying safe and wish you all happiness ❤
Alpha males do think women were born with 1 cm eyelashes, pink glittery eyelids and red lips
Meanwhile, boys and cars/boots be like: IM GONNA SPEND ALL MA MONEY ON THESE SNICKERS AND UPGRADE FOR MY OLD BMW
"I want her to be a respectful lady that covers herself up, but she does need to show people how hot she is, so no joggingpants or longsleeved hoodies or anything too covering.
Also, she needs to be obedient like a goo wife, that is also strong and independend and has her own life and I want her to be like an epic strong gunwielding girl that skins deer, youknow, but doesn't get dirty from it or something, I love it when they have clean nails and youknow, stay like, smelling fresh throughout the day, I hate it when girl sweats, and I also hate lazyass bitches. I mean, am I right? What is so difficult to understand about that?"
frfr ong
YOU LIKE BS STEREOTYPES-ALSO ALPHA MALES!!
As a girl who does art, plays instruments, plays 5 sports, rides horses competitively, writes and reads books, I can confirm that I do not have any hobbies
These are obviously not "real hobbies" they're just things you do in between cooking and cleaning for a man. /s
Yas
nice try bot
@@sweetsilence5642 How are these not hobbies?
@@sweetsilence5642even if that's a bot there are women in real life that have multiple hobbies
"Too much makeup ewww, be natural" *proceeds to criticise women who don't wear makeup for not being "pretty" enough*
Every single time without fail
Exactly! Then they get pissed off when their girlfriend takes too long to get ready but will be checking out every other women. Jerks!
we just cant win can we 😭
men like this will say women wear makeup are hiding how ugly they are but will grow a thick beard to hide their weak chin
@@crustkitty they say they prefer no makeup but they just like a certain amount because no makeup means you are lazy and a b because you aren't impressing the men too much and you are self absorbed
As a man who’s best friend is a girl, I know for a fact that when I am not around she becomes an npc and has no hobbies or personality traits other than resisting gravity.
Its also so annoying when they randomly floats in space 🙄
@@dan-gy4vu I know right? Now the secret is we women own a closet consisting only of lead footwear to keep us from floating away into outer space. But don't tell anyone this.
Resisting gravity and destroying the environment with makeup wipes is a full time job bruh. Don't be misogynistic.
The real reason we have so many shoes is because the danger of floating away is different depending on the type of social outing
Uhm you can’t have a friend who’s a girl that is not allowed since she likes makeup and you like cars… illegal.
As a man, I’ve got to say, I’m quite jealous at women’s anti-gravitational powers.
Yes we can fly. Women only walk so that men don’t feel inferior💀
@@ashitakedia5814the script has been flipped finally. 😮
indeed, as a trans guy i was very sad when i lost the ability to fly in 4th grade (that's when i was hit with the trans ray)
@@hackshackers3513would you say it was worth it?
Same, as a gay man I also want to have anti gravitational powers, AND immunity to splinters:cc
If you're a man in your 20s and you think "women need to cook and clean," then there's a good chance you yourself don't posses those necessary survival skills. Instead you needed to trick some unlucky girl into being your mom for you because you're too lazy.
If you're a man, woman, somewhere in-between, whatever: learn how to cook, clean your own house, and do your own damn laundry. Your quality of life will improve, and potential partners of any gender will find it extremely attractive.
Instead to go south east asia where they can cook and clean
@@gigachad1021 I doubt u can survive on your own, as an independent giga Chad isn't it your mission to not need no bitches, to protect yourself how are you gonna do that when u can't even boil water
Exactly! Any human should be able to cook and clean! It's ridiculous not knowing how to do something so incredibly basic and important. I mean, are they even able to breathe by themselves or do they need help with that too? Sheesh...
@@gigachad1021I can confirm as a south east Asian, that no one wants to be your goddamn traditional wife if you treat us shitty, be like my boyfriend, very husband material and I am willing to become a traditional wife for him lol
I'm a man in my 20s and i thought "women need to cook and clean" because i saw rooms of my female friends, and their diets
“Girls will literally pay to have their nails shaped perfectly.” Yes, and you, sir, will pay to have your hair cut perfectly.
Based on how he looks, i’d suggest him to spend a fortune on plastic surgery
They also pay for the facial care ( beard and waxing nostrils and ears)
I don't know who they are trying to fool with their talk
his hair tells a different story
I have a few regular male clients at the wax salon I work at who come in every 1-2 weeks for different waxes cuz they do body building. These men spend hundreds of dollars and dozens of hours a month getting waxed. But Im sure they would be surprised to find out how many of the men around them get thier eyebrows waxed
@Seph X the sad part is that I can no longer immediately tell if this is satirical or not
as a trans man, before i transitioned, i floated everywhere. i had to tie myself to the ground. my only hobby was making sure i didn’t fly off due to the lack of gravity. now, i have hobbies like fishing. and posing shirtless.
as a fellow trans guy, my parents found out i was trans when i, as a baby, didn't float away. have been into bowling and drinking beer ever since 😼
I see you’ve uninstalled of your helium tanks, congrats!
It was so hard to go the gym after I transitioned because I was fighting against gravity for once, it's so hard
Same here! As soon as I transitioned the force of gravity pulled me to the ground and I was stuck lying on the floor for three days straight until I managed to teach myself how to stand back up and walk. Girls just don't understand how hard it is to deal with gravity smh.
I only float sometimes I think…I’m trying to figure out physics right now. So difficult to figure this out smh
My mom spent years being submissive and feminine because she never had unconditional love so she tried to be the “most ideal” to men. She was also STUNNING. She looked like a young julia Roberts. She was so used up and so discarded by men that she loved and gave her all to that she begs her children to never do the same. These men will never get their 1950s housewife. If they do she will grow to hate them with every fiber of her un- appreciated being.
I'm completely fine with changing gender roles lol
I'd be a Gigachad manwife if it meant I could do a remote job, housework, and enjoy cooking for my wife when she gets home
And sorry for your mom, hope she's doing better
Anecdotal evidence.
@@fiox8170 who asked lol?
Lemme guess, you're gonna get pissed when a woman asks your height, huh?
@@hairlessgrizzly559 Boring.
@@fiox8170 damn, that's the best you can do?
men exercising:
🏃♂️🏠🏠
Girls exercising:
🏃♀️
🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡
“Women don’t have hobbies” is the biggest accidental, “I don’t talk to/know any women” flex ever
@@user-lynn22 they probably lose all confidence when in the presence of a woman.
@@littlemissfox5606 they’re the type to raise their shoulders up dramatically and create that cringy «too cool for you» face that ends up looking like that tiktok-joker’s facial expression thinking that it’ll make them look confident
@@reemthehomosapien537 Exactly
Bruh who doesnt have hobbies????yall talkin to aliens or smthn
I always thought women had hobbies is just the ones around me don't lol, outside of coping mechanisms that turned into something of a hobby cuz of how often they think and do it ( this case cleaning)
“How many women do you know who actually have hobbies” this actually tells a lot. It doesn’t show that women don’t have hobbies, but it does tell us that this man has never gotten close enough to a woman to learn her hobbies.
Also men tend to make fun of women for having any hobby. Into makeup or “girly things?” They think “stupid woman only into appearance shallow woman grrr” into sports or gaming or literally anything else? “You’re only into this for mens attention stupid poser woman”…. Just can’t win unless the hobbies are cooking cleaning and childcare like mentioned in the video. *sigh*
Yeah like how going going to restaurants and eating food makes me a foodie. Ofc only my closest associates know of this
@@Inevitably_Invisible Jup I feel like there are three options. When we do have girly hobbies like makeup, skincare and stuff we are shallow. When we do „boy“ hobbies like playing video games or watching anime, we are doing it for male attention. And if it is not fitting into option 1 or 2, then they will hit us with the „That‘s not a real hobby“ 😐
@@_00_36 ah oh, we got an alpha male fanboy here 🙈 notice how you still haven't asked about op's hobby? You just dissed her while knowing nothing about her lol. Just like the males who try to diss me for liking to paint and sketch. Whatever happened to "not all men"?
@@onemore4567 oh, and bBTW,, "sandwich fuck" is not stated in reference to the act of sandwich making that a lesser person would have brought up. It's a quote. From the witcher 3. The videogame. Dijkstra says it. You'd know that if you gamed solely for literary pleasure rather than male attention. BISH GET YO HEAD RIGHT ✅️
As a man, I can confirm that women have no hobbies. My sister? Yeah she loves playing the clarinet but it's not like a man playing guitar. It's something she almost never does, like only 5 times a week.
Us men have real hobbies. Do you know how much time I spend harassing women online? At least 12 hours a day. Now that's what I call a real hobby.
I should also add that men who cook are chefs and cooking is a profession and hobby for us while a women cooking is just making food.
Yikes I hope your grandma heard that she would probably kick your butt lol.
@@tiffanygrever8092
(srry I'm late, but this comment is so clearly a joke that I felt the urgent need to inform you of that fact)
As a Gender-fluid person, I can confirm that the way I am able to tell whether I feel more like a woman or a man is if I feel a gravitation towards the kitchen grind
How's your hobby life?
AND if you feel gravity at all
This is actually how I figured out I was trans, because even though people thought I was a woman I had hobbies
Lmao this comment heckin' got me
LMAO I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THE SAME THING
This is the funniest comment I've read in a while
I guess I have to detransition now because women can't have hobbies
RIP to all the trans women and femmes who were forced to burn all their hobbies (excluding knitting, cooking, and cleaning) in order to fully socially transition (´;︵;`)
As a woman I can confirm women don't have hobbies I just spent 26 years self-rotating around the Sun to keep myself on the ground because we aren't affected by gravity 😌
im sorry but i imagined "self rotating" as a person just rotating like a rotisserie chicken on a stick 😭
@@keewadium Yup so nice and toasty, does that count as cooking skills 🤔
You gotta buy some weights to weigh you down!!!!
We are rotating around the Sun waiting for our alpha man to impregnate us because this is the only thing we can be passionate about. (and baking)
as an attack helicopter i agree
"shout out to my queens who knit"
I was knitting while watching this, immediately put the needles down
What did you knit?! Is it done?! :0
The ability for this woman to translate sarcasm and satire into her editing is absolutely unmatched
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve lost women because they forgot their weighted clothes and floated to space never to be seen again.
Dude, that happened to me a week ago. Met a nice lady at work we became quick friends, but then she took off her coat and literally launched into the air. Tsk tsk women and their antigravity abilities 🤦♂️
@@nintari6587 I'm calling bullshit. Women are blank slates that have no hobbies whatsoever, yet you claim you were able to form a "friendship" with one?
Yeah, us women have to walk on the ceiling, and can only stay inside.
@@mellineellis1174 tbh I think I lost brain cells when he said men have to fight gravity 🤣
ImWHEEZINT HELP
"REd FlAgS iN wAmEn: ThEy WeAr A loT of MAkeUP"
Red flags in men: They have an alpha podcast 🙏👍
lmaooo
says jim halpert the least toxic kind of guy
another red flag: they define themselves as "Alpha"
also these guys: if she doesn't wear makeup she is trash and lazy yeeee
me: ??
@@franz3810 exactly. They'd go on a rant about how a women wears makeup only to *impress* guys, but in the same breath they'd call you fake. Like why would I be wearing makeup at all if i was trying to impress you but u were constantly shitting on me bRo
I’m a guy who knits, and have a slight feeling that they would not appreciate my hobby.
Also, the “shout out to girls that knit” made me want to punch him in the face
As another dude who knits, I felt bad too. Like I'm glad he didn't mention dudes, but poor women.
Yooo that's really cool tho- as a girl, I tried to knit but it's so confusing so props to you
As a woman myself, he’s 100% correct. I’ve never picked up a book in my entire life, nor have I shown any slight interest in creative writing. The music I listened to and the instruments I played were all just to cover up the fact I don’t have hobbies. All those years of learning how to make my own clothes, reading about fashion history, and improving my makeup skills were fake. The time I spent in the kitchen trying new recipes and cuisines were a hallucination. In fact, I do not exist. This comment doesn’t exist. Women do not exist.
I do not exist.
I do not exist.
I wish women were real
"they shove plastic under their nail."
We got em. Mission accomplished ladies. We've successfully confused the males.
Don't tell me he got fooled by those practice silicone hands... 💀
@@dr.aurion yeah, he's that dumb lmao 😭
@@dr.aurion considering the things he said in the video,he’s clearly dumb 💀… he probably mistook them for real hands
@@Mai_mna they know that.
tell the guys thats why it costs so much, "its a medical procedure technically"😂💀
As a woman who lifts weights, I was wondering how I could easily squat
1000+ lbs while I would watch men struggle to surpass 200. The freedom I experience from gravity makes so much sense!!
Omg this made me spill my water hahahahaha
Girl I be flying everywhere. Imagine being held down by gravity lol just don't believe in it
Pfft! Screw gravity! **floats into the sky**
@@pissapocalypse gravity ain't real. Where's my #nogravity gang at?
You cant squat 1000 lb dont speak
"I don't like cooking"
"Than you're not a woman!"
"that's correct! I'm a trans man."
"No! You're a woman!!
Oh my god the pain is so real xD
if they think women have so many 'red flags', why don't they just date men?
right like u only hang out with men and u constantly slander women 🐱 there’s an easy solution here
"If you love men so much why won't you marry them!"
He's closeted gay who want clout. Disturbing, right? 😅
Exactly!!!
as a feminine person who knits, after hearing “yO shout to my girls that kNiT” coming from him, i never want to knit again.
I wanted to learn, but guess not......
Yo keep fucking knitting. These dumbasses are not worth changing anything about yourself for.
🤣🤣🤣
Rip your talent. 🥺
I want to throw my hooks out the window
As a woman, he's right. I've never had a hobby. I was born into this world 22 years ago and I've been staring at a wall since.
Staring at walls count. Your hobby is valid queen!
he's exposing all women out there. we're in trouble
Yup I have done absolutely nothing my whole life but sit
@Women's rights was a Mistake you mad about woman having more rights than you🥺
Women amirite? 😉
i think the worst thing he did here was call baking and cooking the same thing. I physically RECOILED. it hurt my soul.
It’s weird how un-alpha I am , I cook dinner for my family every night and I can actually locate a clitoris . I guess I am just another victim of woke culture.
underrated comment
Honestly, men who cook and actually do things around the house is way better than men who are lazy and want women to take care of them like babies, and just want s3xual attention.
he’s actually right. women aren’t affected by gravity so we have to wear pounds of makeup to weigh us down so we don’t fly into the space void
wow..such intellect, your obviously a man and alpha there i say
So true.. The truth has been reveled !!!!
...I knew it /j
Shhh don't expose us!
@@sneaky_beaky_beluga1899 you're*
“Girls will literally pay to have their nails shaped perfectly.” Dang that's crazy! I literally can't think of a single other instance where humans spend money on their appearance!
Its almost as if having hair cuts dont exist
And somehow tattoos don't exist either.
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz can you only talk in emojis? Do you just not have any actual points to make?
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz so I was right? You aren’t capable of any complex thought? I mean, give me something here dude. How can you think you’re better than everyone else and everyone saying this stuff is wrong but you have no point to make and nothing to back jack shit up
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz dude talk and stop using emojis
I love that everyone is sharing their hobbies, so I’ll do the same!
- art: i’m a career artist working both digital and traditionally, but mostly digital. before it became my career, it was my beloved hobby!
- writing: also part of my career as I wish to do comics and graphic novels, but I still write fanfiction for fun!
- jewelry making!
- international cooking, exploring how different cultures prepare food
- video games! I’m into Genshin, I’ve always loved the Elder Scrolls very much so I got a skyrim tattoo, and I’m working through Baldur’s Gate!
- Reading, I’m trying to read every Neil Gaiman book
- ceramics! I loved it in school and I’m longing to get with the clay again
- vocal synth! (synthv, vocaloid etc) it’s fun to play with!
- cosplay!
lastly, I really want to get into crochet and sewing because of my love for fashion and costume design. ❤
The worst thing about these kind of men is that they expect their partner to treat them like a kid
Yep they probably want a barely legal young woman they can manipulate while simultaneously wanting her to be his mummy 😬
As an 18 year old Asian Boi, I don’t understand why people are hating on these podcasts so much. Personally I’ve actually learned a lot from them, such as: girls don’t poop, gravity doesn’t effect them the same way it does the boys and only men have hobbies (girls are essentially just vegetables)
can I choose which vegetable I'd like to be? I particularly like potatoes and asparagus, but I'll take anything except beets.
as a woman, these are all correct information
I read "only men have boobies" 🤣🤣🤣
Can confirm, I am indeed a broccoli
Can confirm, I'm a carrot 🥕🤡
Red flags in women: little features that make them unattractive
Red flags in men: signs they might murder you while dating
@@Dis_Dis Hmm, I'm not generalising when the statistics say men are more danger to women's safety than the other way around, so I guess OP might have referred to that in a joking way.
@@Dis_Dis They were referring to their main fears and flags, not number of abusers. Women end up taking a lot of precautions for their own physical safety before going on early dates because of how frequent the horror stories happen to the. Its not that it cant happen to men. Its frequent enough for women that they have to account for it when planning their dates.
🤦
signs be like: "His belt and shoes didn't match. Must be a psychopath"
@@Skankhunt-mv4vd something tells me you and the original commenter were talking about 2 different problems…
Nah, I’m probably wrong. Everyone know starvation and obesity can’t exist in the same timeframe.
that girl was DESPERATE to get away from him💀
I mean, aren't we all?
"How many girls do you know that actually have hobbies?"
Well, the question is, "how many girls do you actually know?", let's start there.
As someone who doesn't like cooking, I can confirm that I'm not a woman. I'm a wax figure that has surpassed god but would immediately melt if I came in contact with a stove.
Makes sense!
dont fly too close to the stove, icarus 🙏
OMG! 😂
Same.
Please stay safe out there 😩
As a lesbian I have to thank these kind of guys for scaring bisexual women away from them and letting them come to us.
purr
Frfr
ngl us bi ladies are just floating towards ya'll as fast as we physically can (it's so hard due to lack of gravity ugh 🙄😑). You're gonna have to tie a little paperweight to my ankle so I don't drift into space tho 😔😔
Edit: for those who are asking, I see a large island in the distance… I think.. I think I found Lesbian Island!! I got lost in ikea, and once I made it out I made 87 left turns, went right 8 times, and after I got outside I found the island after making it through the alpha male forest and they’re welcoming me with paperweights and cat pictures! Follow me my fellow bisexuals!
This should be tweeted to these guys. They are so harmful to their “cause” 🤣🤣🤣
I'm just imagining a balloon stand but it's just a bunch of women blankly staring straight ahead because they obviously dont have any hobbies.
No way they actually believed that, I’m flabbergasted 7:40
I’m Brazilian and was searching for some channels to practice English. Eventually, I became addicted to watching Chad’s videos. It’s fascinating how we import various ideas and concepts. While some are essential, we also adopt harmful ideologies like the Red Pill culture. Futhermore certain questions don’t resonate with our country’s context due to our distinct history
Man it's so annoying when I have to drag my female friends around by a rope like balloons
🤣🤣🤣
PLSS
Don't be silly... Just get your friends weighted boots. It's how I keep my wife and daughter inside the atmosphere.
@@Psamp86 Yes, i bought them recently. The rope made my arm turn red once but hey i've seen the sun a couple times! Pretty cool if you ask me since i've floated up there a bunch
@@bean733 Must be lovely... I wouldn't know. I'm scared of heights, so I'm glad to be a man.
these guys are right actually. when i stopped being a woman, suddenly i was interested in doing things with my time on earth like playing video games and being a useless asshole on the internet. its SO much more exciting than aimlessly floating around kitchens and beauty stores looking for a man to tell me im being a good object for them.
Johnny in your pfp. Now he's a real giga chad.
Exactlyyyy
I was about to say that 😍🤪
Omg you're such a chad😩
BIG chad, you should be worshipped, my guy
_“I don’t know any women __-with hobbies.”-_
Average woman L
not you commenting that everywhere, ur mum must be very disappointed in you.
Never been more upset to be called a queen who knows how to knit.
As a woman, every Sunday I float to church to confess my sinful thoughts of having hobbies.
Shame on you I would never dream of having a hobby 😯
Wow. You're capable of doing something without a man guiding you?
Without a male family member accompanying you? Oh you low value harlot!
Slay queen for I forgive you
Shameless
I'm a nail tech and seeing someone actually believe that we insert nails into the cuticle is hilarious
The guy can't even figure out how fake nails work but there are dudes stupid enough to take the poop that falls out of their mouth seriously.
SAMEEE i almost died when i realized he actually believes that lmfaoo🤣
like seriously did u fall on your head when i were born!?
And they say these things with such confidence! 😂😂
When he said that I just. I thought there couldn't possibly be someone who wasn't in on the joke of those being fake hands. But here he stands, a testament to the long running tradition of me being wrong.
@@strayiggytv The guy can't even figure out how fake nails work
Murica first world problem 😂😂😂 you're a bunch of clown
The "out of contex" is just literally the social media "creator" version of "I'm just joking" after an obvious insult.
The first time I watched this video, I was sitting at my desk drawing manga, and when they said “women don’t have hobbies” I actually cackled out loud and continued drawing manga.
The same dudes who insist they hate makeup, are also always the guys who think everyone who wears it has a naturally even skin tone, vibrant red/pink/mauve lips, even blushing, dark even eyebrows, and fucking naturally outlined eyes with a wing.
If you don't look like that everyday, their advice is almost always, of course, to "Just wear a little makeup. Why are you letting yourself go like that?"
Yep, was thinking the same exact thing!!! They'll criticize women for wearing "too much makeup" in one breath, then mock those that choose to wear none in the next. Damned if you do, damned if you don't....
The best comeback for that is "well if you could add inches you would too"
I've gotten crap for wearing mascara from a colleague and dudes own girlfriend wore mascara and he didn't even know it apparently. I told him to his face. Another time I remember at a pub was I had "crap on my face" (black eyeliner. That was it) and the "natural" example was Kardashian 20 products because it conformed to beauty stereotypes and not subcultures (he was a friend of a friend of a friend. His girlfriend told him she loved him during sex and he just pulled out, pants up and walked out. That guy).
I also like "boyfriend does my makeup" videos. The sheer number of them that say they want something "natural" and then put on blue eyeshadow and red lipstick is truly fascinating. It's a recurring theme. Blue eyeshadow. What possessed you guy?
I generally think some of these dudes are like this out of some kind of jealousy for make-up or some shit, idk lol
Baking is fucking hard. It’s an exact art/science, you can’t just wing it. Anyone, male or female, who can bake good bread or cakes or cookies or pastries is a fucking Chad and deserves to be worshipped, essentially
I don't get why some people think baking is a normal and common thing girls do.
I live near a lot of pastry/bakery shops and I always think “some of these things go back centuries, like how did they come up with mixing all these ingredients and then putting it in a oven?”
Eh, I kind of disagree, baking isn't that hard as long as you're not doing something really intensive or specialized. Cookies, muffins, pound cakes, bread, scones, lava cakes, they all just require you to follow a recipe really, so it's more about finding a good one. As someone who likes baking (but interestingly not cooking) I don't think its particularly impressive to be able to follow written instructions.
@@Zxgrhexbj omg me when I make macarons. Like who invented this? Who thought to put all these things together in these steps to make THIS? Absolute genius
@@mori6434 you’re downplaying yourself lol. Think of it as this: you can execute those instructions and there are a lot of ppl in this world who can’t do it, for some reason.
Can I just say chad chad I’m so glad you are sponsored by a period product company, my cousin who just started her periods ( I’m a dude so I have no clue how to help) was struggling with it, and seeing those adverts in your videos really helped me and her, we both visited the website and she’s much better at handling it now. Thanks a lot, brilliant vid as always
As a man i can confirm that men dont have hoobies either, we just go to war, all the time, even if theres none
I'm a trans guy I can confirm that as I parted from my feminity I started feeling gravity and forgot how to cook. I only feel the grind now.
Which hobbies did you magically gain? Please tell
@@smolboye1878 I now work out for 5 hours every day and talk about cryptocurrency to anyone who will listen. I have 30 different hobbies my favorite being the grind.
@@lastheavens Thanks for the info, fellow sigma. Keep up the grustle.
what means trans guy? so you are male or female?
@@tomascc9367 male
Yes, I can confirm as a trans woman that the MOMENT I transitioned gravity started to falter away and all my hobbies disintegrated. I am now a wooden board.
The estrogen hasn’t given me the ability to clean yet
Yes..it’s really hard. I’m typing this from space, help!!!
@@AboutAGirIlllll Who is your service provider? The signal is bloody amazing!
@@jordanthomas5635 😂
as a transmasc, i fell and broke my fucking neck wnen i realized. please someone help me with my neck
As a trans guy, I always wondered why I never floated like all of the other girls. Looking back it was pretty obvious, but my mom still denies it 🤷🏻♂️
As a women I can tell you that absolutely no women have hobbies I haven’t been doing art and dance and learning about how to style my hair and clothes to make myself happy for almost half my life
Also apparently reusable makeup wipes don’t exit in this man’s head so
“if your elbows touch your sides your a f*cking sIut” sent me 😭
Me too😂😂😂
how can you use that word and not get censored by youtube
@@Archonsx quotation marks?
I read this before watching the whole video and I totally thought this was something the guy said
Man I must be a huge one then
I mean, he's right. Women do need to cook and clean. And so do men. Everyone needs to cook and clean. That right there is what we in the industry call a "Basic Life Skill."
Men are actually physically incapable of cooking and cleaning because the cooking and cleaning supplies weigh too much due to the extra effects of gravity.
Right?? I was literally like "okay, dude doesn't have a gf (obviously) so he's telling me he doesn't cook OR clean for himself???" Gross af
Exactly it's 2022.
Got me in the first half ngl 🧍🏽♀️
Agree
The gravity thing made me laugh so hard that it took a couple minutes to realize I was literally crying 😂 everything he said comes with surprisingly high levels of ironic entertainment
1:55 perfect sponsor for this video
As a woman, there is something so entertaining about watching incel/“alpha male” men talk about women. Its so horrible it’s humorous
Trust me, as a man of average intelligence its just as absurd to watch
As a man, it is also horrible & humorous to watch these fuck knuckles talk.
It's like cringe humor at this point. I can't believe some guys eat this shit up
@Gilgamesh4238 People like you exist for real? Oh no...
@Gilgamesh4238 Oh nvm you're not for real. "Account created 24 aug. 2021". Gtfo troll. Glad you're not real.
I'm a cis male. But I've shown emotion in front of girlfriends before. So by their definition I'm a girl now too?
I'm scared I can feel my hobbies fading away and I started defying gravity lately😨
Here's some advice: Since girls are starting to float like balloons cause that chap said so, Then always wear lots and lots of jewelry to too way you down!
Sorry you’re not allowed to show any emotions ever😂. Makes you a strong manly man
Welcome. You are now a weightless being. Let's all float away
Thanks for your support you guys but it's too late already.
I started knitting all day. There's no going back from that!
I'm a girl now.
@@menaceX666 but, knitting is a hobby- and if women don't have a hobby and you're a woman now- Who are you?
"I paid my editor to make me look like a tool and now im upset that people think im a tool"
I love how they talk about women as if they’re talking about some other-worldly creature like: “Wanna know what I heard? These females will spend money to get their nails shaped perfectly! Isn’t that just crazy?” Yes, we do. Have you ever been to your local shopping center? Nail places are *everywhere* . Also, yea we spend money for these services even though it’s unnecessary. It’s just like any other thing like getting your hair styled, your car painted/ accessorized, etc. You don’t need it, but you pay for it anyway because it makes you feel better about yourself or it gives you joy that you get to walk outta there with awesome nails!
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Alpha males: "Women need to cook and clean". Sigma gigachads: "Imagine not having life skills and having to rely on a woman to survive"
Fucking boom! Straight up, this alpha male energy just a bunch of weak ass dudes who can’t do there own laundry lmao
.. And then insisting that those women obey you when you can’t even sustain yourself without them. Make it make sense.
That's weird, because the only times I've ever seen someone talking about "Sigma males" they were literally saying it to praise or glorify someone saying that they wanted to k1ll/ass4ult women...
@@ghoulishgaming13 wha 😐. I thought the whole point of sigma male was to meme alpha/beta stuff.
@@ghoulishgaming13 oh ya. I do remember some memes that said "Harras women and destroy minorities", but always thought it was a reaction to the whole alpha stuff just bring glorified misogyny
Being a member of the clearly inferior sex, he’s right. When I get home from work, I sit in complete silence until a man asks me to do something for him-at which point I gain 10 XP because I finally have a purpose. Oh, and I frequently shackle myself to lampposts so I don’t float away.
Hmm, there's something fishy with your story. Everyone knows NPCs don't get XP.
/sarcasm
what do you do?
It's awfully insane and ''incredible'' how much those toxic 'humans' think they are always right. They clearly live in another dimension!
There is no way what they are saying isn't satire, right?......right????
Sadly, they all believe what they preach: and the net is full with them.
This specie is DOOMED.
And no I don't mean something awesome like the game.....
+XP ✨✨✨
u gotta take a look at his pickup videos tho....he definitely knows what hes doing !
"are women affected by gravity?" I'd like to believe not
'how many girls do you know actually have hobbies' me sat here watching this in the background whilst painting
Me after I just got finished playing bass
Me as an equestrian: 👁️👄👁️
Last night me and my mom had this whole conversation about gender roles and she said "I think it's more masculine for a man to show his emotions because that takes courage" and I think that was such a true statement. She also said "If someone tells me I belong in the kitchen I'm going to attack them with something in the kitchen."
My mom's a fucking G lol
Love ur mom, mine is like this too lol
"I'm going to attack them with something in the kitchen" GODDAMN YOUR MOMS A REAL ONE-
Your mom: He ran into my knife… He ran into my knife 10 times!
@@DeathnoteBB If you had been there, if you have seen it, I bet that you would've done the same💃🏾
Pop!
The fact that he's completely wrong about fitness, not even in the memey way, but because testosterone scientifically makes gaining muscle and losing weight easier, is making me lose it
My boyfriend did make a good point that being toned isn't always part of the "peak form" as it is with men, so if that's what he's TRYING to say, sure, but even my boyfriend wasn't willing to give him the benefit of the doubt after stating the obvious that being a muscly woman IS SUPER stigmatized
I thought that too!!!!!! I fucking WISH I could get toned as fast and easily as my husband.
Yeah I lost it right there. I'm like, don't men consider women weak because we literally have to work twice as hard to put on muscle mass as men? Like thats a scientific fact...
@@InsaneamI no babe theyre not calling women weak bc of that theyre not smart enough to have reasons for their sexism. Men tends to be more physically stronger than women so they say "ooh I can punch assault or kidnap her and she cant do anything so she weak"
I commented this earlier and I’m glad I found someone else that pointed out how wrong all around that statement was
Surprised that no one has mentioned how often women have to lose all of their hobbies when they become mothers while men still play video games, fish, golf and go to bars with their friends. Because a women's life is inside the home, even if she works she is expected to sacrifice her identity for her children. Think about typical father's day gifts? Golf clubs, tool sets, game passes and other hobby based gear. What do mothers get? flowers and a giftcard to the spa because she deserves a damn break for once.
It brings me a very weird kind of joy to watch these men, knowing i do literally nothing of what they advise men to do, and I'm still in a happy, loving relationship.
going to they gym, working on yourself is actual good advice btw, thats the only advice i have taken from people like andrew tate
@@Niganigaballsackboii lol
If only I could experience such a fascinating term called: "hobbies". Life would be so much fun! Of course cooking, cleaning, taking care of children, maintaining my failing relationship with my cheating husband, and drinking wine at 1 am in the morning can't parallel this.
Not sure how real this comment was, but if it was, I just wanna say I feel you, that sounds like a super shit situation, and I care about you ☺️☺️
@@skunkrat01 They are being sarcastic, but you are a sweet person regardless
i love these comments ♥️
I feel the same way! Except for the cheating husband thing…I’m cheating on him. That’s besides the point though!
ya meant *10am right? I gotchu
It's still hilarious how red flags for them are just things they dont find attractive in women and for women it's signs you could get murdered during the relationship
Exactly
this^^^^^^^^^ (y)
really showcases the difference in priorities when you don't worry about your 'love interest' overpowering you
and then hiding the body
#privilege
@@RozWBrazel I am literally reading a headline "husband convicted of killing pregnant wife made pros and cons list about leaving her before murder".
Yeah..us wearing make up is definitely murderous red flag and men should fear all make up wearing women.
Edit as I read the article: oh! and he killed her bc she confronted him over extramarital affair. Fun.
He doesn't have to worry about that since he's got that,,, beautiful... Bullet necklace.😻
My favorite response to the "women dont have hobbies" comment was a duet a woman did where she boiled up some hotdogs/sausages then went out and threw them at random men 🤣🤣🤣
Assaulting strangers is so girlboss😊😊😊 /s
@@fudgeciclez it was a skit with men who she knows but sure let's pretend this is really happening and actually assault. lmao go outside sometimes bud
@@user-xl8kj4lg2r sorry I assumed that "random men" meant random men
“It was a social experiment “; is the equivalent of “ It’s just a prank,bro” no you were being insulting and when you get called out on your bs you immediately dial back and try to damage control,but the damage was already done
Cooking is a basic life skill that everyone should have, regardless of gender.
well said Darby!
And cleaning!
I mean...yeah but like, what if I just want to shove something in a radioactive microwave for like 5 seconds then be done with it? 🤷♀️
@@phantomsearcher2.92 That's good once in a while but eating like that every meal is gonna slowly kill you
@@jacobs2099 😂😄😀🙂😐☹
Imagine having to go through 9 months of pregnancy, the pain of childbirth and then some more just to end up with this piece of sh*t
They didn't just become this way. It's not the mother's fault but there is a level of communication with our children we need to have to show we too are humans and not dolls that occasionally clean up after them and their daddy.
@@jaelynnbill2616 definitely. In my high school class there was a very misogynistic boy and he was very much a mamas boy and I used to be so confused like how can you „respect“ your mom and then shit on every other woman, but then I realized she never really did anything to earn his respect except for serving him and the dad
@@jaelynnbill2616 naw I'm pretty sure they do just become like this.
@@AngelBirdo considering serial killers know their wrong I think it is indeed a large leap and they do just end up being a bunch of bastards.
The term “I brought into this world, I’ll take you back out.” Should be applied
His complaint was that he was taken out of context, yet HIS directions to HIS editor were to make these clips out of context. Donkey brains-level thinking right there.
This just in! Women don't experience gravity!
As a woman, he’s honestly right. I’ve been here for 17 years and 11 months. I’ve done nothing but sit in a dark room and wait for a man to come along and swoop me into his bed while I hand him a sandwich and make him some babies.
About the sandwiches ... braless ? And unasked for ?
I’m amazed you can sit- I float everywhere since I’m not effected by gravity
careful now. not to many babies. u dont want ur value to decrease (reference from another video)
Yeah, I've been laying in my bed for 16 years
I can relate so muc- oh sorry I have to go recharge✌️
"It was a social experiment but also the feminazi are trying to slander me but also It was all a joke but also I'm being taken out of context." I love how inconsistent his excuse is
How is it that you can have the n word in your name but I cant spam it under every video I watch?
lol I'm just kidding
I just could not resist to make a joke
@@C.A.A.1911 that will never not be a fascinating debate
He's trying to say the right thing that "everyone" wants... He has no idea what that is clearly lol
ikr? the dude's like "I was saying some incredibly sexist things with no indication of it being a joke/sarcasm, how dare you slander my name by accusing me of being sexist???"
The ol' bait and switch:
"You see, I was only PRETENDING to be really dumb!
Hook, line, sinker....!"
I swear it's like watching pigeons play chess when people do that.
I laughed so hard when they actually fell for the joke about nail extensions T_T XD
I’m a guy and the “anti-makeup” thing from guys like this is so bizarre.
Every guy I’ve met who says they “don’t like makeup” shows that they clearly do through who they find attractive. I think it’s just that they’re so stupid and self-absorbed that they don’t understand 90% of the women they see on a night out are wearing some kind of makeup.
THANK YOU! they say this, but then jerk it to the girl with makeup on hahahaha
Literally, plus they fail to understand that women don’t wear makeup because we’re “vain” or “insecure” or to “catfish people” it’s literally just fun and another form of art/fashion and it makes you feel nice and look cool
lol when they don't understand it's nude make-up and underneath we're just tired bitches. Tires because of how they're stupid, of course.
Makeup is literally the female equivalent of males with beards/stubble. They always look tens times more immature and unattractive with a clean-shaven face, so (like with makeup) they do what improves their features and makes them look/feel good.
yeah, they just don't know what makeup is
what they should day is maybe they like more natural looking makeup
even guys try to come for other guys who wear makeup when the majority of celebs including males all wear makeup
captain america and iron man are wearing makeup, sorry
rdj has a inner corner highlight you just don't understand what makeup is and looks like like we do because if you did there would be no issue
these people are saying this too knowing all the celebrity women that they have crushes on too wear layers of makeup
it's just ignorance
[btw i don't agree with the comment above mine, i like clean-shaven men better it's just a preference so not a good comparison...majority of guys DO like makeup they just don't know what makeup looks like ]
I feel like saying “women don’t have hobbies” or “I don’t know any women with hobbies” is the fastest way to expose that YOU do not have any hobbies
Or know any women.
@@brandymcnamee7880well, at least the women you know don’t feel comfortable talking to you about even the most basic shit.
@@RusticRonnie But to be honest with that BIG ASS EGO no one would actually talk to them except "Sigmas"
It's the fastest way to expose you did not speak with a woman since 1862
My sister doesn't have any hobbies, my friends girlfriend doesn't have any hobbies they both just sit on their phone all day, thats it.
I should make a fanfic where the 2 men end up dating and adopting 3 children and a ferret
I just know these two have explored each other bodies with the way they are looking for validation from each other
"Shout out to my queens who can knit" sounds like either something an AI would generate after viewing social media, or a brand twitter trying too hard to attract gen-z users
After hearing him say that I wish I didn’t know how to knit
Yes I feel like he had a flashback to a grandma memory, and realised he should have visited her more before she passed away RIP nanna
I'm feeling like actively hiding that I know knitting and sewing now, thanks for nothing you absolute trash of a man podcaster (?)
I actually enjoy knitting and these guys are making me stop doing that.
@@leo92328 same, I’m gonna stop telling people I enjoy knitting after this
So lemme get this straight, he purposely told his editor to make inflammatory edits to spark outrage and then told people to relax because it was just an experiment, even though the outrage proves that it worked??? It's a good thing I have way too many hobbies to pursue otherwise I'd have to think about this guy for more than another 3 seconds after this video ends.
Impossible- women can't have hobbies- I don't think that you understood the video.
Don't expect consistency from these kinds of asshats.
Oh, like schrödinger's asshole? Where he speaks what's really on his mind and then depending on the reaction, then says that it was "jUsT a JoKe BrOo0"?
hobbies???? Are you secretly three very small alpha men in a trenchcoat?
not only is he a loser, but he’s also a coward who can’t stand behind his idiotic opinions when he eventually gets backlash for it.
You destroyed him. You launched him to the sun. My God.
these two "men" in the podcast..oh i'm sorry i mean "social experiment" are 100% dating each other
😂😂😂ikr
They have the most homoerotic relationship I've seen in a while