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  • @Juno-bug
    @Juno-bug Před rokem +7455

    Men when women don't have sex:😡
    Men when women have sex: 😡

    • @Alex-is-really-complicated
      @Alex-is-really-complicated Před rokem +2

      Just don’t exist at this point 😂 they get mad at anything.
      Men when women don’t work: 😡
      Men when women work in higher paying jobs than them: 😡

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee Před rokem +172

      fr 🙄

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Před rokem +710

      yeah, you're right. as a dude, i absolutely don't understand this attitude, i mean, how the fuck is it *your* problem? why do you care so much about the sexual habits of complete strangers?

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist Před rokem

      They are only mad because women wont have sex with them specifically. And preferably without having other sex partners before them.

    • @MyPhobo
      @MyPhobo Před rokem

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 They're not mad at women for having sex, they're mad at women for not having sex with them specifically. I am guessing that most of these dudes are super-virgins, and if not I feel bad for the women that feel that they are so unlovable that they can only get with these goobers.

  • @rachel5399
    @rachel5399 Před 2 lety +16563

    "Some women will call you insecure or controlling but it's not." He managed to sound insecure and controlling while stating this. The irony is overfilling.

    • @embrace7052
      @embrace7052 Před 2 lety +421

      yeah it just sounds like hes in denial lol

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ Před 2 lety +463

      ITS NOT INSECURE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬 HOW DARE A WOMAN INSERT HER USELESS OPINION!!!!!! I THINK ALL WOMEN SHOULD SHUT UP AND OBEY ME!!!!!! 😠😠 /j

    • @simonebrooks202
      @simonebrooks202 Před 2 lety +125

      The fact that the guy that posted is a 50 year old bald fossil makes it even more fckn crazy

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO Před 2 lety +120

      The irony cup runneth over

    • @JustRaven00
      @JustRaven00 Před 2 lety +86

      @@DMO-DMO-DMO floodeth the room*

  • @tinntinnamp
    @tinntinnamp Před rokem +1343

    5:50 If a women dumps you and you say OK, that would literally be a dream and huge relief for the woman.

    • @love13f
      @love13f Před rokem +34

      Exactly!!

    • @lukasd.4389
      @lukasd.4389 Před 11 měsíci +132

      This dude is gaslighting himself into being a decent guy haha

    • @melissalurhes6901
      @melissalurhes6901 Před 8 měsíci +30

      I love how he thinks by looking her in the eyes it makes a difference like? Ok? I had a guy do something this and I still ended up needing to leave myself because he started looking lower than my eyes and it was VERY uncomfortable

    • @YourLocalAlienhaha
      @YourLocalAlienhaha Před 5 měsíci +5

      ​@@lukasd.4389LMAOO

    • @strawberryshortcake4345
      @strawberryshortcake4345 Před 4 měsíci +8

      ​@@lukasd.4389 now this is the type of gaslighting I can support, lmao

  • @keeleyalohna3889
    @keeleyalohna3889 Před rokem +3425

    A man literally said to me as I was HELPING him and giving him gas money, “Don’t ever be a lesbian. You’re too beautiful to be a lesbian.” Me. A literal scissoring lesbian. The audacity

    • @camilacampos6361
      @camilacampos6361 Před rokem +259

      the audacity i cant

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před rokem +438

      i got a reverse one for ya. a guy friend in early high school *out of nowhere* turns to me and says "if you were ever gay, you'd get all the chicks" (also: did not know i was gay at the time, and was totally floored hearing this randomly. group hangout.)

    • @r_k2006_
      @r_k2006_ Před rokem +43

      fr the AUDACITY

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 Před rokem +17

      @@lurklingX so u are gay now.. or not? Got a lil confused. But cool either way! 🎉😂

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před rokem +64

      @@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 yep. but also, i'm not the type to be wildly dating tons of people so in some ways don't feel legit. lol even though had a longterm rship with a girl (like 10yrs)

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha Před 2 lety +8231

    the "a girl's genetics changes when she's married off" is so funny to me (not only bc the nephew/niece literally studies genetics) but given that we have reached far far back into human history via mitochondrial DNA which is, you guessed it, only passed on through the mother's DNA

    • @thirdlotusprince1983
      @thirdlotusprince1983 Před 2 lety +474

      my stupid brain read 'mitochondrial' as 'midi-chlorian' and I thought this was some weird Star Wars lore

    • @erenssister.5535
      @erenssister.5535 Před 2 lety +285

      Bruh his uncle must be failing all his classes

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 Před 2 lety +31

      Acktchually
      Mitochondrial DNA comes from the mitochondrias in the mothers ovules these mitochondrias stay and have their own DNA separated from the nucleus.
      It's s not actually part of the DNA of the mother.

    • @phoenix5719
      @phoenix5719 Před 2 lety +127

      That uncle must have offered a humongous donation to the university to get in, lol. Seems like he isn't graduating anytime soon.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay Před 2 lety +165

      I was thinking that, like mitochondrial DNA can only be passed from mother to child. But according to this random guy, if my mom remarried than dies that mean biological she's not my mom or does my genetics change too

  • @biannualstabbing2375
    @biannualstabbing2375 Před 2 lety +16779

    I saw a great twitter thread where this "Alpha male woman expert" was bloviating about dyed hair. He said that(paraphrasing) "In nature an animals bright coloring is a warning that it is poisonous and should be avoided and this girl replied "That coloring is meant to ward off predators, so if your repulsed then it is working" lmao best scientifically accurate clap back ever.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Před 2 lety +955

      Gottem

    • @OceanBlvd5SOS
      @OceanBlvd5SOS Před 2 lety +904

      OMG that is brilliant and I love that girl lmao 😂

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 Před 2 lety +745

      Correct. Some animals use mimicry in order to make predators think they are dangerous (because a lot of toxic species use bright coloration) when they really aren't, which I assume a lot of women do when they hear those comments, lol.

    • @stargirlabi_111
      @stargirlabi_111 Před 2 lety +566

      @@Kimmie6772 yeah also women arent wild animals?

    • @midnights349
      @midnights349 Před 2 lety +32

      Lmaooooo

  • @sleepydevilz
    @sleepydevilz Před rokem +1779

    I think we should start convincing misogynists that “female” is pronounced like “tamale”

    • @leon6777
      @leon6777 Před rokem +231

      Now this, this is a misinformation campaign I can get behind.
      Also when a misogynist talks about hot females. Just, yeah.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e Před 11 měsíci +122

      yooooo i wholeheartedly support this idea. just casually be like, "uh, it's _actually_ pronounced *female.* i know words are confusing, champ, but you'll get there."

    • @Zuxverbemnn
      @Zuxverbemnn Před 9 měsíci +7

      yes lmao

    • @KitCat898
      @KitCat898 Před 9 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Bisc_X
      @Bisc_X Před 5 měsíci

      whats a misogynist ? and dont google it before answering me

  • @JohnC-yz3tl
    @JohnC-yz3tl Před rokem +932

    The best advice I got on women was from my father. He said “Listen to them, respect them, and be nice”. 10/10 dating advice, has served me very well.
    But I guess that won’t get a million tik tok views.

    • @BlueBanana.
      @BlueBanana. Před rokem +47

      It should tho

    • @swagjose1817
      @swagjose1817 Před rokem +32

      you are better then all those in this video, ty

    • @laumon19
      @laumon19 Před rokem +48

      This is literally the single best advice to live by, you need nothing else.

    • @fbiagent3998
      @fbiagent3998 Před 11 měsíci +36

      I mean that's just how you should treat everyone 😂😂

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e Před 11 měsíci +2

      nah it's too simple hahaha

  • @blacksheep6855
    @blacksheep6855 Před 2 lety +5520

    I dont think they realize that if any women actually believe them, it will backfire on them.
    "Sorry I can't sleep with you, I don't want to have to age rabidly 6 months"

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 Před 2 lety +622

      this is exactly what I thought, if I touch no pp meant I get to be immortal (or like live upto 100'S ig) then I might start dating women.

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST Před 2 lety +369

      "No, obviously when you meet that godly crafted man you instantly forget the rules and throw yourself at them.
      Fuck your own will."

    • @adekin1090
      @adekin1090 Před 2 lety +156

      I think theyve given up from all romantic activities, thats why theyre acting like children that cant get what they want.

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna Před 2 lety +113

      It's cause they mad they can't get 😺

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST Před 2 lety +119

      @@adekin1090 I don't think it's that they've given up. They most likely don't want to admit their flaws and blame it on women.
      How ironic.

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 Před 2 lety +6479

    I love men who don’t seem to understand that women are literally just other human beings. They seem to think we’re an entirely different species.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Před 2 lety +259

      Women are from Venus after all.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Před 2 lety +7

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz what?

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před rokem +378

      @@rozmarinideas5340 Don't mind J, he's just asserting his alpha dominance by spamming emoji replies on every comment on every video Chad Chad ever made. That's what real men do, after all.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Před rokem +103

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser ahh, I see.

    • @ayrtonjoga
      @ayrtonjoga Před rokem +185

      It's hilarious, even as a man that doesn't talk to women often, you just need treat everyone with the same decency and you're good to go

  • @meloliver5308
    @meloliver5308 Před rokem +340

    As a person who has had both male and female birds housed together for 6 years and has never found a single egg, animals definitely don't always reproduce. In fact, the only female bird I've ever had that tried to mate would only do it with other females.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e Před 11 měsíci +14

      a lioness reincarnated as a lil birb lady. i love it.

    • @silvernickel108
      @silvernickel108 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Awww that’s so cute!! What kinds of birds do you house?

    • @king-icarus
      @king-icarus Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@silvernickel108 I currently have 6 budgies and a green cheek conure.

    • @meloliver5308
      @meloliver5308 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@silvernickel108 king-icarus is my alt account btw

    • @maybesomeluca
      @maybesomeluca Před 5 měsíci +25

      LMFAOOO☠️☠️ i had two females housed together and they would try to mate with each other all the time 😭😭😭
      edit: just realized how weird this comment looks without context

  • @Gravity_Skye
    @Gravity_Skye Před 9 měsíci +234

    Im honestly convinced that straight men don't even like women lol

    • @valorie444
      @valorie444 Před 6 měsíci +27

      as a straight woman myself i don’t think so either

    • @JukeCubed
      @JukeCubed Před 3 měsíci +19

      As a straight man,.... Yeah it does seem that way.

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie Před měsícem +11

      its uncommon to find a genuinely happy straight couple

    • @orangegradient4309
      @orangegradient4309 Před 29 dny

      ​@@skizzorzombie no it isn't

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie Před 29 dny +2

      @@orangegradient4309 mhm..

  • @anhoneymous5078
    @anhoneymous5078 Před 2 lety +13306

    I just know that guy who was explaining NFTs was explaining them to his grandmas and great aunties one morning while they were all sitten around the kitchen counter. Then when he was done one said "chiiile my brain hadnt had to work that hard in yEEEars" with a chuckle. The others laughed and agreed. Then he smiled to himself and thought about it until 1:40am.

    • @lietz13
      @lietz13 Před 2 lety +863

      No you don't understand it's proof that I own the ape

    • @rampion1228
      @rampion1228 Před 2 lety +307

      It sounds like you might be bad at explaining things my guy 😭

    • @seosaidhmaceanruig1024
      @seosaidhmaceanruig1024 Před 2 lety +452

      That guy was a professional football player. A little disconcerting to see him here sounding like a 14 year old redditor

    • @IRHasDiabetes911
      @IRHasDiabetes911 Před 2 lety +502

      @@lietz13 "I mean, I don't actually own the ape, but I own the specific URL that leads to a viewing of the ape. Yes I understand someone can create a completely independent URL to that same monkey and have their own NFT separate from mine, but I didn't get scammed buying this thing!!"

    • @user-kpkxgtj
      @user-kpkxgtj Před 2 lety +58

      @@IRHasDiabetes911 🤣🤣 I mean, when you put it like that...

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo Před 2 lety +3823

    Also, anyone who breaks up with you as a "test" is not someone you want to date in the first place. That's some toxic shit right there.

    • @cactusratcece7213
      @cactusratcece7213 Před 2 lety +48

      Oh shit.. my boyfriend has pranked me twice saying “I’m breaking up with you”

    • @clownrat5759
      @clownrat5759 Před 2 lety +197

      @@cactusratcece7213 that’s not a prank, love.. that’s him seeing how’d you react and if you’re still depending on him :/ that’s fucked up babe, I hope you’re doing well

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Před 2 lety +40

      @@cactusratcece7213 Get a chainsaw: NOW.
      HAha, seriously, why you still with 'that': love yourself too.

    • @Itzashlee19
      @Itzashlee19 Před 2 lety +45

      My ex traumatized me with that all the time .. but he was also very emotionally abusive so I dumped him.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před rokem

      @@cactusratcece7213 He either has fucked up sense of humor or a fucked up idea of how relationships should work. Either way, that's fucked up.

  • @lapistheanimus1092
    @lapistheanimus1092 Před rokem +1014

    Some men: "DyEd HaIr Is NoT aTtRaCtIvE!!!"
    Me (an aroace): *AGGRESSIVELY DYES HAIR*

    • @Zetourayaka_0_00blank
      @Zetourayaka_0_00blank Před rokem +45

      HAHA WAIT IM AN AROACE WOMAN TOO, AND I WAS PLANNING TO DIE MY HAIR BLUE BEFORE THIS.
      Let’s go fellow friend! What color are you planning to dye your hair? I’m doing blue!

    • @7Elvenpath
      @7Elvenpath Před rokem

      @@Zetourayaka_0_00blank DYE/DIY/DIE?🤨

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Před rokem +37

      I’m a girl and I hate dyed hair (I do dye the tips of my hair blonde, I just hate colored unnatural dye ie red, blue, pink, etc) but if this was actually true I would commit the ultimate sacrifice and be dyeing my hair neon highlighter yellow

    • @lapistheanimus1092
      @lapistheanimus1092 Před rokem +9

      @@Zetourayaka_0_00blank
      Ha lol I was planning to do purple

    • @lizzy_simps
      @lizzy_simps Před rokem +31

      "Blue hair isn't sexy to men"
      Me who wants to just be pretty to women: ALSO AGRESSIVLY DIES HAIR*

  • @snowwhiterosered8571
    @snowwhiterosered8571 Před rokem +352

    “When a woman marries, her genetics start to change”
    This explains where my in laws get their audacity to try and dictate my life like I’m 16 years old and living in their basement, when in reality I’m 26 with my own home and a child 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @sassneversleeps
      @sassneversleeps Před rokem

      That sounds toxic on so many levels. If they think that marriage makes your genetics change I think they better front up that marriage is cancerous.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I'm so sorry about your in-laws. Try going low contact if they get the audacity again.

  • @dragonwonka5724
    @dragonwonka5724 Před 2 lety +20425

    Men think women with colored hair is unattractive? Good, that's way easier than being too scared to tell them no

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 Před 2 lety +2620

      Bright colours are a way animals keep predators at bay so it must be working.

    • @1vythesimp
      @1vythesimp Před 2 lety +1212

      Women with colored hair are pretty

    • @Zeldafan1ify
      @Zeldafan1ify Před 2 lety +1583

      Hahaha imagine dyeing your hair in a "natural color" and telling them it's not your natural haircolor, their windows xp brain would implode

    • @poop6914
      @poop6914 Před 2 lety +719

      Coloring my hair rainbow rn hopefully they leave me alone now

    • @Toon_Topaz
      @Toon_Topaz Před 2 lety +880

      Imagine how it must be to think literally everything revolves around you. These men are more immature than literal children if they think my bright green hair is to attract them and not because I think it looks dope as hell lmao

  • @MoonManManiac
    @MoonManManiac Před 2 lety +3889

    I worked at a movie theater for a couple years with a dude who always "preached" this type of crap, especially about how all women cheat and sleep around. One day, the guy brought two different girls on dates to the theater we worked at, on the same day (at different times of course), and apparently made out with both of them during whatever movie they saw. Later we also found out he had a long term on/off relationship with a third girl as well, while this was going on. Of course he felt as he was doing nothing wrong. Such an asshole. Also, somehow a terrible employee at a job that was so simple at the time too.

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 Před 2 lety +357

      Literally my ex was like this, constantly saying I can't talk to other men even friends who happened to be men, in the mean time he was talking/flirting to 4 other girls 🙂🙂🙂

    • @dataexpunged93N15
      @dataexpunged93N15 Před 2 lety +190

      @@cozycasasmr4510 i'm bi and a guy didn't want me talking to other girls lmao. my childhood friends that were guys were fine, but it was like he didn't want me meeting new people at all beyond that, like friends of friends. boundaries and asking questions are fine to an extent, but some people need to realize that having friends and wanting more of them isn't an automatic incentive to cheat.

    • @Enriquez2222
      @Enriquez2222 Před 2 lety +103

      My ex didn’t want me to talk to my best friend who was male. I knew this dude since grade schools and my guy wanted me to cut him off. Like dude, get over yourself.

    • @pinkfakecheez
      @pinkfakecheez Před 2 lety +125

      my friends partner (who was all too eager to hook up when she made a pass at him bc he was 35 and she was 19 at the time lol) used to constantly accuse her of cheating on him and was convinced she was doing something with her closest male friend... who just so happens to be gay and is in a long term relationship with another man. anyway, guess who was actually the cheater!!! bet you'll never guess!! (it was mr old fart, who has already sired several children by various women)

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 Před 2 lety +78

      @@pinkfakecheez omg this was similar to me, my cheating ex was constantly saying I can't talk to my best friend of 10 years who wasn't even attracted to my gender, and that he was just "pretending to be gay" lmaoooo

  • @fatgecko1616
    @fatgecko1616 Před rokem +117

    Fun fact cats dont mate for pleasure. Its a seasonal thing, they dont necessarily enjoy it. Doing the act just eases the natural urge that only comes seasonally.

    • @countryoffelines
      @countryoffelines Před 9 měsíci +19

      Yes and they can't control it really.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Most of animals don't mate out of pleasure. Humans and couple other species are the exceptions

  • @therearenoavailableusernames

    never been happier to be aroace, as a teenager these men make me fear for what its going to be like to be a grown woman in this world

    • @lana8314
      @lana8314 Před rokem +36

      17 ace here and same, I'm already fed up of how I'd have to deal with that kind of men as an adult woman

    • @tenseishiyou
      @tenseishiyou Před rokem +29

      as a fellow aroace 6’1 teenager, i hope i repel this… sub species of men

    • @user-ql5wm2wv3h
      @user-ql5wm2wv3h Před rokem +5

      rel

    • @Kat-il4gg
      @Kat-il4gg Před rokem +7

      Yea, because by then they’ll be old, and imagine what the nursing home workers will be thinking by then…

    • @pahradahdinanini
      @pahradahdinanini Před rokem

      They won't find you attractive since they usualy prefer teenagers 😶

  • @memr1a
    @memr1a Před 2 lety +3761

    ""Women, blue hair does not make you attractive - sincerely , all men""
    Well goddamn all the more reason to color my hair then

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 Před 2 lety +8

      Another lesson in how to perish alone

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee Před 2 lety +17

      @@blueskeletonking2701 statistics:
      Women are happier single than married, the opposite is true for men.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Před 2 lety +385

      @@blueskeletonking2701 It's amazing how high you place the value of a spouse, as if friends and family don't exist.

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fawnieee which age groups?

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 Před 2 lety +5

      @@GoddoDoggo here's the thing friends and family are important I would say those are equally important. family friends spouse all have their specific niches and roles to play in your life. No one is above the other necessarily and if one is above the other it's primarily because a family members friends or spouse don't treat that person well and are not good for their overall well being. But if the family friends and spouse are good for the person and treat them accordingly then I would say all are equally important imo

  • @christiebreeechelon
    @christiebreeechelon Před 2 lety +5705

    I was dating a guy for 6 years but decided I never wanted to marry him because I didn't think he'd treat any future children well. Took me months to gain the courage to walk away. If he told me "ok leave" that would have been amazing! Instead I got showing up at my house, unalive himself threats, threats to unalive my next partner. Please, yes. Just say "ok leave".

    • @pointless.videos1
      @pointless.videos1 Před 2 lety +579

      That’s actually terrible I’m so sorry you went through that :(

    • @willowoodz
      @willowoodz Před rokem +266

      that’s horrible... i’m glad you’re okay now

    • @christiebreeechelon
      @christiebreeechelon Před rokem +237

      @@willowoodz Thank you so much. Yes, I did find someone since then. Married 3 years now. That relationship was in my late teen to my mid 20s.

    • @alaeaft
      @alaeaft Před rokem +15

      Like, it took you 6 years to figure out he won't treat children well ?

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před rokem +251

      @@alaeaft what the.. no, *obviously* not. Is that all you got from that??

  • @hannahwilliams2143
    @hannahwilliams2143 Před 11 měsíci +47

    Seriously when guys say they like the “natural” look, they mean they like a ton of makeup but with no color, and perfectly cut and styled hair but with no color, completely shaved body, and perfectly manicured nails, and countless hours of the fixing and maintaining that comes along with it, but they don’t want to be ‘aware’ of all that work.
    If a woman doesn’t wear any makeup, never shaved or if their hair is just left to do what it does naturally, they would probably call her ugly or homely. 🙄
    They don’t want natural.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Před 10 měsíci +5

      It's also very likely they're pro plastic-surgery too... if it's plastic surgery to areas they like (like, say, a boob job or a BBL) and feel like it's done for them as opposed to a woman doing them just because SHE likes how it looks on her (which, yeah, I've met women who have talked about wanting to get boob jobs because they just wanted bigger boobs).

    • @Lianpe98
      @Lianpe98 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Not really, but more importantly, whatever some of us may prefer is our problem, it's still *your* body and therefore you are free to do whatever you want with it.

  • @mkcult4194
    @mkcult4194 Před rokem +522

    “Every woman with a perfectly healthy v will want/desire children unless brainwashed (can’t be bothered to check what it actually says, play a long)”
    I’m healthy, I don’t want kids. I don’t want to go through childbirth, and take care of a kid for 18 years. I want to be a photographer. Can’t travel around the world taking breathtaking photos if I have Little Jimmy clinging to my arm screaming that he wants ice cream, can I?

    • @losrin5447
      @losrin5447 Před rokem

      there’s no way you want things for yourself you’re abnormal you lot belong in the damn kitchen!!

    • @carpetedkitchen8197
      @carpetedkitchen8197 Před rokem +87

      They really forgot infertile people can also want to have kids lmao

    • @R3FL3CTI0NS.
      @R3FL3CTI0NS. Před rokem +61

      ​@@carpetedkitchen8197They always seem to forget that adoption is an option.

    • @bananabell318
      @bananabell318 Před 11 měsíci +15

      My mom used to be a professional photographer until whatever business she worked for went bankrupt. I don't remember much from that time, but my sister told me about one of the times our mom would be gone for a week. Our dad had to take care of us. I love my dad, but he only knows how to cook 3 things; maltomeal, tomato soup, and peanut butter sandwiches. My sister told me she was so happy when our mom got back.

    • @the_olm
      @the_olm Před 11 měsíci +17

      and plus, that kind of lifestyle (traveling a lot) is very unhealthy for kids. soo yeah that guy is wrong in more ways than one

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS Před 2 lety +2614

    "Perfectly healthy vagina" is such a cursed sentence in the context he used it in lmfao 😂💀
    "You're a young and perfectly fertile female, you must settle down and breed!" 💀

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 Před 2 lety +180

      Crazy thing is a lot of older women also say stuff like that

    • @ithinkiwoulddie9196
      @ithinkiwoulddie9196 Před 2 lety +307

      also it’s not even the vagina that produces the children it’s the uterus what is he talking about

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 Před 2 lety

      i want to throw up 🧑‍🦲

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 Před 2 lety +81

      @@ithinkiwoulddie9196 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT LMAO

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 Před 2 lety +117

      @@alpacawithouthat987 i think a lot of the older generation say that. it's super creepy

  • @molly3609
    @molly3609 Před 2 lety +2235

    As a woman, as soon as a man (specifically a tyler) says "okay" to me, I immediately fall to my knees and beg for tyler the third for forgiveness. I'm genetically wired that way. It's in my genes.

  • @gayjayy
    @gayjayy Před rokem +99

    Everyone in a relationship where your partner wishes to end it, please just say "okay". You can ask why they want to end or if they would like to continue a non-sexual and non-romantic relationship, but please just let them go.
    I've had too many experiences with people begging me to stay by threats, and would rather have a cold "Okay".

  • @PrimataFalante
    @PrimataFalante Před 2 měsíci +13

    6:33 - I love that the dating advice includes a slip where they claim to be very experienced on being dumped by women. It's like bragging about being a good professional because you've being fired so much.

  • @chaoticoverdrive27
    @chaoticoverdrive27 Před 2 lety +2614

    It’s always amusing to me when people try to use animals as an example of “women being nurturers” there are so many instances where animals abandon their young.

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 Před 2 lety +201

      Or eat/kill them 😬

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 Před 2 lety +106

      Sea Turtles

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 Před 2 lety +296

      Yeah, its really a difficult comparison these guys are trying to pull. We may be related closely to alot of our animal bros, but they are ultimately different species and have different ways of going about things.

    • @TacticusPrime
      @TacticusPrime Před 2 lety +158

      My rabbits killed and eat their babies.

    • @Artsyp_anda
      @Artsyp_anda Před 2 lety +185

      It's also strange but in other cases the females eat or leave the male after mating.
      or the male has to 'prove' themselves or win them over.
      it's also the colorful MALES (like in birds) not females lmao

  • @melipeli9032
    @melipeli9032 Před 2 lety +15117

    You should do the male version subreddit, its even wilder. I mean men not understanding women is one thing, but men not understanding how their own biology works is a masterpiece.

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna Před 2 lety +559

      Bruh.😭😭

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 Před 2 lety +510

      I thought that subreddit was usually women not understanding male biology? Or was that badmaleanatomy, I can’t remember. Either way, as a guy I find those subreddits a lot less disturbing.

    • @melipeli9032
      @melipeli9032 Před 2 lety +651

      @@teethcoat4274 i don’t remember what it was called when i scrolled it, but it was obvious a lot of the posts that got posted there were not made by women x)

    • @theinvisiblewoman5709
      @theinvisiblewoman5709 Před 2 lety

      @@teethcoat4274 there is only penis and balls, I didn’t think more needed to be understood about male biology… my interest is piqued

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth Před 2 lety +987

      While on a date, I once had a man tell me he “didn’t want to get a vasectomy because he liked his 🍒 being played with”... I was like “umm and why would a vasectomy effect that?”.... Yeah so that guy thought that a vasectomy was having the 🍒 cut off completely and not just the tubes being cut...

  • @MultiMobCast
    @MultiMobCast Před rokem +86

    I legit thought to myself "I'd never find rainbow hair pretty" then saw the picture and thought "her hair be super pretty." Thanks for helping me grow as a person.

  • @Ariel_is_a_dreamer
    @Ariel_is_a_dreamer Před 11 měsíci +117

    Dear women,
    I find blue hair extremely cool and attractive, these guys are just basic.
    Sincerely, a goth guy.

  • @johnsinclair9918
    @johnsinclair9918 Před 2 lety +9410

    People: we don't need feminism anymore.
    Also people: Why would women get an education, pursue their life goals or do anything that is NOT attractive to ME??? What else could motivate them????

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq Před 2 lety +28

      Yeah man cause half of the population TOTALLY thinks this way. Get a grip

    • @butasimpleidiotwizard
      @butasimpleidiotwizard Před 2 lety +968

      @@haha-lj5sq oh sorry forgot that because not every single man behaves this way that means that it's not a male specific problem that a large percentage of men participate in and thus we totally have equality now! Oh my god thank you so much for ending misogyny King you're like so important

    • @zippylucks5990
      @zippylucks5990 Před 2 lety +650

      @@haha-lj5sq love how you said “men” but the op said “people”

    • @atmmachine11
      @atmmachine11 Před 2 lety +1

      @@haha-lj5sq That's why 85% of homicides in Canada are committed by men right? Or why only 5% of sexual assault/abuse cases against women even get reported in Canada due to fear and because there still isn't enough support/resources for women? It might be shocking but these rates are even worse in other Countries. Women do have it tougher in this world and it's just facts, unfortunately.
      (Using Canada as an example since I'm Canadian).

    • @ihatethisusernameupdate
      @ihatethisusernameupdate Před 2 lety +461

      @@haha-lj5sq
      From the sounds of this comment, you're part of the problem, chill my g

  • @milmils.
    @milmils. Před 2 lety +1633

    Women: *breathes*
    Men: “Women do that to appeal us”

  • @CatsEyethePsycho
    @CatsEyethePsycho Před 7 měsíci +50

    As a woman I find it empowering that my height is considered demonic

    • @NandhanaN8
      @NandhanaN8 Před 4 měsíci +5

      im two inches too short to be demonic WHAT AM I

    • @memory.3015
      @memory.3015 Před 2 měsíci +2

      How to assert dominance 101

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie Před měsícem +6

      @@NandhanaN8 apparently not real

    • @aynohalopesdealmeida9932
      @aynohalopesdealmeida9932 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@NandhanaN8 an anomaly that not even the SCP foundation has any record of

  • @WackMack830
    @WackMack830 Před 10 měsíci +43

    “I’m educating women about NFTs 🤓🤓”
    That aged well

  • @user-zw1os1qz1c
    @user-zw1os1qz1c Před 2 lety +2094

    Men: Colored hair isn’t attractive
    Every Anime Girl Ever:

  • @saddad6333
    @saddad6333 Před 2 lety +7536

    "I'm not an engineer because I'm stupid."
    Speaking as an engineer, I can tell you that in no way disqualifies you from being one.

    • @eros5593
      @eros5593 Před 2 lety +267

      what the fuck do engineers do

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 Před 2 lety +636

      @@eros5593 ...we engineer things?

    • @eros5593
      @eros5593 Před 2 lety +427

      @@alaskabane5340 oh okay makes sense ❤️

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 Před 2 lety +435

      @@eros5593 can always count on us to provide answers :)

    • @herewego02
      @herewego02 Před 2 lety +128

      @@eros5593 I think they create stuff to help ppl do things, hope it helped!

  • @FlawlessM
    @FlawlessM Před rokem +33

    "colored hair isn't attractive"
    as a male i dont care about the hair, i care about the inside
    organs are more expensive than hair

    • @w_nder
      @w_nder Před rokem +1

      Exactlyy,

    • @VoxAstra-qk4jz
      @VoxAstra-qk4jz Před 4 měsíci +3

      Beta= Only cares about relationships.
      Sigma= Always on the grind.

  • @Shankin_Taint
    @Shankin_Taint Před rokem +47

    I would argue that if a woman said “ok” to a guy breaking up with her, he’d also be mind blown

  • @bysscanna
    @bysscanna Před 2 lety +7505

    about the guy that said men should just say “ok” after a women dumps them, that’s probably actually better . at least we won’t have to worry about getting killed 😩😍

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 Před 2 lety +16133

    That thing about how "women are always evaluating men's masculinity" is wild because no one evaluates masculinity more than other men. They have entire podcasts dedicated to it 😂

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 Před 2 lety +1055

      just evaluating the homie's masculinity. not because they like it or anything. they're just incredibly hyper-focused on other men. but it's not gay. it's just... *looking out for the homie*

    • @dearbangtan9668
      @dearbangtan9668 Před 2 lety +636

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 the natural phenomenon of homiesexuality

    • @dearbangtan9668
      @dearbangtan9668 Před 2 lety +374

      right???? lmao your comment made me realise that all problems men complain about are problems they created themselves!

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache Před 2 lety +177

      @@HopeIsADrug11037
      Don't worry, you can be gay for the homies 😌

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 Před 2 lety +47

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 this comment made my day 👌

  • @fallingawayfromthenorm
    @fallingawayfromthenorm Před rokem +33

    I’ve had men try to convince me to remove my many piercings because I’d look so much prettier, including when I worked as a body piercer. I never understood why they thought their opinion would make me change my appearance for them.

    • @benedetta_crln
      @benedetta_crln Před 5 měsíci +3

      Got this with my pixie cut. Made me want to shave the rest of my hair

  • @imzzei
    @imzzei Před 7 měsíci +23

    Cant spell menace without men

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 Před 2 lety +1355

    If a woman said "I want to break up with you" and I said "Okay" and got the response "I was just testing!" I would just nod and say "Okay, we're still broken up because that's insane behavior"

    • @kaysee2428
      @kaysee2428 Před 2 lety +375

      No logical adult would pull "tests" like this. It's some middle school crap right there lol

    • @chillcreep4926
      @chillcreep4926 Před 2 lety +53

      A quality response.

    • @Goat.Cheese
      @Goat.Cheese Před 2 lety +121

      Same. If somebody is testing you by breaking up with you then you're better off without them

    • @kitkaty3
      @kitkaty3 Před 2 lety +83

      My last ex literally did this to me, yet still claims that I broke up with him because, of course, it was just a test... absolute psycho behaviour

    • @Artsyp_anda
      @Artsyp_anda Před 2 lety +18

      facts! whoever does this isn't a good person period

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope Před 2 lety +3390

    "Blue hair isn't sexy - sincerely all men."
    Me, a lesbian: Oh thank God. So you'll stop cat calling me right?

    • @kys767
      @kys767 Před rokem

      No one cat calls your transsexual ass

    • @that_gaystan
      @that_gaystan Před rokem +108

      me: planning to diy my hair
      this is a bonus

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ Před rokem

      🙄

    • @itsdalion6612
      @itsdalion6612 Před rokem

      @@that_gaystan DIY hair???

    • @allyma3
      @allyma3 Před rokem +241

      no in fact they'll fetishize you and bother u to be "freaky" w them

  • @mishayakovlyevna6657
    @mishayakovlyevna6657 Před rokem +42

    They want us to be like nature until we start eating our young 😔

    • @aactrlalt
      @aactrlalt Před rokem +15

      i start laying eggs and all of a sudden nobody wants me..

    • @ILIKEOTTERS
      @ILIKEOTTERS Před rokem +13

      I was just eating a NORMAL snack after my baby was born, and all off the sudden, I'm a "monster" and need to "get out of the maternity ward". Smh, everyone knows that this is what the pinnacle of evolution, crabs, do in nature!

    • @blahaj3730
      @blahaj3730 Před rokem +3

      @@ILIKEOTTERS IKR!
      Like come on!
      At least don’t bother me before my breakfast 😒

  • @MadMusic26
    @MadMusic26 Před 8 měsíci +23

    Man: “We are not animals. We are the kings of this planet, we are more evolved.”
    Same Man: “Wanting children is natural for women. Look at cats! We’re like cats!”

    • @strawberryshortcake4345
      @strawberryshortcake4345 Před 4 měsíci +3

      "we're biologically programmed to feel attracted to younger women, it's in our nature since primitive days"

    • @wowzersfyi
      @wowzersfyi Před 2 měsíci

      @@strawberryshortcake4345 ''women are biologically programmed to want stability and resources in a man''
      but the moment a woman starts following her biological instincts shes a gold digger bc brokis know they cant fulfill womens biological desires
      Mans biological desire: good, no problem
      Womans biological desire: goldigger! how dare you! you only want top 20 percent of the men eventho you're just following your biological desire like I do but I will shame you for it bc im average! bad bad! eventho its your biological instinct it should only be followed when its my biological instict youre a w hore if we follow yours bc majority of the men are average and its your problem, you should care abt average men even tho its not in your biological desire but I shame and dont care abt old women bc its not in my biological desires! hence we should only follow mine but not yours!

  • @b.bird.
    @b.bird. Před 2 lety +889

    4:43
    It's funny because female cats are known to choose celibacy and can be very aggressive towards any male cats.
    So yeah, a cat can say "No, not me. I'm going to be a mouse chaser. Can't have kittens"

    • @bib4eto656
      @bib4eto656 Před 2 lety +153

      And we famously spay and neueter both genders of cats, especially important for strays, because it's a fact that them breeding wantonly "as nature intended" isn't a good thing for them.

    • @tumultoustortellini
      @tumultoustortellini Před 2 lety +121

      Dude could have chosen any animals but chose the one pet that has it's females get hurt during mating

    • @snoixalicious
      @snoixalicious Před 2 lety +25

      @@tumultoustortellini mf just thinks thats how all sex must work

    • @Sleepydog01
      @Sleepydog01 Před 2 lety +20

      also many different animals after having babies will kill them because they don’t want to be mothers among many other things
      edit: actually checked my sources to make sure i’m not having a twitter moment

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna Před 2 lety +13

      This is why clowns shouldn't have phones (talking about the guy in the video)

  • @savvyoto
    @savvyoto Před 2 lety +1401

    everytime I hear "a twingee of cringeee" my serotonin instantly receives a boost

    • @TeflonBanker
      @TeflonBanker Před 2 lety +1

      Valid

    • @Ryan-ru6qz
      @Ryan-ru6qz Před 2 lety

      TRUEEE

    • @thestressbecomesrealhere5477
      @thestressbecomesrealhere5477 Před 2 lety

      @TheGhostroaster what's this??

    • @mychemkatt
      @mychemkatt Před 2 lety

      YES THIS EXACTLY

    • @anhoneymous5078
      @anhoneymous5078 Před 2 lety +3

      I HAAAATED it, it was like "oh my god the cringe, my ears!!" But I knew /yes/ this /is/ my humor. I completely understood the need for maxiumum cringosity for this tile card. Three vids later Iater and now I'd be pissed if it was gone- music to my ears, angels bells!, it will greet me at the heavens gate that I dont beleive in.

  • @FoxintheBox907
    @FoxintheBox907 Před rokem +16

    4:40 what's so funny about this to me is that fact that female cats are more often hunters than male cats

  • @spacedragon2853
    @spacedragon2853 Před rokem +27

    4:16 I think he's confusing women with orange cats

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 Před 2 lety +4531

    if men have so many problems with women being "undesirable" or whatever adjective for "not literally perfect in my small mind", why don't they just date other men. men know what men want

    • @donutsndcoffee
      @donutsndcoffee Před 2 lety +190

      Time to be gay, gamers

    • @sonof7yoshis
      @sonof7yoshis Před 2 lety +262

      So this is what Johnny Brabo was trying to teach us!

    • @simonferocious
      @simonferocious Před 2 lety +463

      Ancient Greece:

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T Před 2 lety +50

      These men are usually homophobic

    • @chrischickering1959
      @chrischickering1959 Před 2 lety +354

      Closeted ultra toxic men who constantly think/talk about men's bodies. The classic architectype.

  • @KM-mw3jp
    @KM-mw3jp Před 2 lety +2531

    I love that the cat analogy is just so incorrect it’s hilarious; female lions are literally the hunters and protectors of the group. Male lions just lay around and do nothing besides having sex and occasionally trying to scare off a big animal.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 Před 2 lety +151

      Wish I was a male lion

    • @dantemaquiavelli9039
      @dantemaquiavelli9039 Před 2 lety +365

      I mean they do quite a bit more. One of their most important tasks y marking their territory and warding off other male lions since they can kill the cubs, and make sure other lion prides don't pass.
      Of course when it comes to providing the lionesses are the ones doing most of the job for the pride, and they are the center, since male lions can come and go but the lionesses will still be there.
      But that doesn't mean the male lions don't do shit, it's just what they do doesn't fit completely with the idea of masculinity the idiots using this excuse have.
      By all this I mean I agree with you, and just wanted to add my two cents, since I think the labor male lions do is kind of important to save the offspring from others.

    • @liria75
      @liria75 Před 2 lety +226

      @@dantemaquiavelli9039 mama lion provides and papa lion protects

    • @a_khan9024
      @a_khan9024 Před 2 lety +30

      Hmm you couldn't have been more wrong. Male lions are actually the one's that protect the lion pride from any stray male's lurking around that kill cubs, female lion's can't really do much of anything against them, Same thing when they get attacked by hyenas, they actually harass female lion's but run at the sight of a single male lion . It's true that female lion's hunt most of the time but that's because they're light in weight, more agile and have to nurture their cubs which is also why you see that them mostly hunting small game like deer's, warthog's etc most of the time. When it comes to big game like zebras, buffalo or even giraffe's the male lion drops them with almost little to no effort lol, but again that's because it's 3 to 4 times the size of a female lion and weighs even more which is why they don't bother hunting small game because then they tire quick.

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 Před 2 lety +151

      Also male lions are one of the most common mammals in the animal kingdom to display same-sex attraction.

  • @sakiikisser
    @sakiikisser Před rokem +17

    7:50 how i say goodnight to my friends fr

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY Před 9 měsíci +14

    5:35 Schrödinger's height: as long as you don't observe the height, you are all of them at the same time

  • @joydasko5171
    @joydasko5171 Před rokem +1050

    “Women just don’t understand male sexual attraction”
    Nah, we just don’t care

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ Před rokem

      🙄

    • @user-hw6bi5uc1q
      @user-hw6bi5uc1q Před rokem +3

      and it's too contradictory

    • @ASweetShortCake
      @ASweetShortCake Před 11 měsíci +52

      It’s not that we all collectively just do not care. (That contributes to the reason. But it’s mostly that) We’re our own people, and it’s far healthier to be who you want to be and get with someone who loves you for that than to change yourself and your body for someone who believes you owe it to them… as though they own you and that their happiness triumphs all. You’re setting yourself up for failure if you listen to them, which is why girls typically don’t.

    • @littlestsnowy8177
      @littlestsnowy8177 Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@ASweetShortCakeThis is literally it.

    • @godiswithyou.5358
      @godiswithyou.5358 Před 11 měsíci +35

      Growth is realizing that being sexually attractive to males is not a win: because it doesn’t guarantee you anything, at all. You spend so much time hoping random males find you pretty and it is TIRING. Do you find yourself pretty? Do you like that dress? Do you feel comfortable in this or that?
      Our lives don’t revolve around what males find attractive: If they did, we’d be unhappy forever.

  • @kohga1475
    @kohga1475 Před 2 lety +1590

    Fun fact:
    *Women can do things for themselves, it’s not always for you or about you.*

  • @maybringsflowers77
    @maybringsflowers77 Před 9 měsíci +7

    "are you willing to enter my frame now?" 😏
    "yeah" 😏
    "okayyyy" 😏
    *door creaks*
    "come in" 😊

  • @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx
    @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx Před 3 měsíci +7

    The fact that one man thinks he can talk for all literally EVERY man is crazy 💀💀💀

  • @Zoey-wf3op
    @Zoey-wf3op Před 2 lety +1546

    "Women are always evaluating your masculinity" Sadly some men evaluate their worth through traditional masculine things like money, g*rls, ball size and PROJECt this to Jenna at Target who is actually just wondering what spotify playlist to have drive home to after clocking out

    • @kaylala4695
      @kaylala4695 Před 2 lety +84

      me im jenna

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 Před 2 lety +51

      Bro im just thinking about spicy food like ALWAYS

    • @tripical
      @tripical Před 2 lety +52

      I have never really had an issue with masculinity, I've always kinda laughed at how primal alot of the guys acted around girls at school and like I know every guy has those tendencies but wanting to have money and look of a higher class I think we share through gender not, exclusive to one

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 Před 2 lety +6

      @@tripical
      True craving success isn’t tied to only one gender but one can observe that the male gender is far more likely to strive for success

    • @sheilasolosthemcu
      @sheilasolosthemcu Před 2 lety +1

      @@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 To imitate the men who say is.

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 Před 2 lety +1201

    "dost thou wipe thine ass with straw?" is an EXTREMELY powerful line and i'll be using that from now on. there's no way to recover from that one.

    • @samjaneczek9570
      @samjaneczek9570 Před 2 lety +55

      It's even better when you consider the amount of men that feel emasculated when they have to wipe their own ass and therefore either don't or just do it poorly. 😂😬

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 Před 2 lety +6

      Useless fun fact no one asked for but I'm still going to say it : "dost" is "friend" in my native language 😂.

    • @shakthiganesh5117
      @shakthiganesh5117 Před 2 lety +4

      @@genderfluidlygay7146 I think I have a good idea of what your native language is.

    • @iwashere3167
      @iwashere3167 Před 2 lety +9

      @@samjaneczek9570 that's... that's a thing????? 😟

    • @samjaneczek9570
      @samjaneczek9570 Před 2 lety +15

      @@iwashere3167 Unfortunately. There are a lot of stories about wives asking online what they should do to get their husbands to wipe better. I guess somehow some guys feel like touching their own ass makes them less "manly."

  • @justadumblesbian2500
    @justadumblesbian2500 Před 8 měsíci +53

    As a blue haired lesbian, I'm so happy men don't find it attractive 🙏

  • @ignoremeplease
    @ignoremeplease Před rokem +25

    "Blue hair is unattractive
    Sincerely, all men."
    Brb gotta go to the hair salon

  • @l.810
    @l.810 Před 2 lety +3174

    Ah yes. Before I dye my hair I stop and think: “will this be attractive to men?” Because of course that’s the only possible reason I would be changing my appearance for. Every morning when I get up I think: “hmm what outfit will be most attractive to men?” Same goes with all my daily choices because of I’m not appealing to men, what’s the purpose of me, a mere woman?

    • @l.810
      @l.810 Před 2 lety +143

      @Jordan Breanna fr they be thinking my sole purpose is to appeal to them 💀

    • @gjh9299
      @gjh9299 Před 2 lety +7

      get a cat

    • @l.810
      @l.810 Před 2 lety +53

      @@gjh9299 ?

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod Před 2 lety +87

      If a man says this, make sure to let them know how “oh, I don’t think girls will like that” with every hair or fashion choice they make and see how hypocritical their double standards are

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod Před 2 lety +8

      @@ps1hagrid786 I don’t recall saying everyone was like that. I said *if* someone says that.

  • @DemonChild263
    @DemonChild263 Před 2 lety +1207

    Say "okay" and the woman second guesses herself? No she goes " thank god you don't have the emotional maturity of a toddler and aren't going to beat me to death because I told you no"

    • @modderbad
      @modderbad Před 2 lety +148

      let them believe what they want. When my ex said 'okay' I was relieved and walked away no hard feelings

    • @b.bird.
      @b.bird. Před 2 lety +56

      And his story is definitely true, 100% not made up so he can look like Giga Chad with 800 IQ

    • @Chemillioneer
      @Chemillioneer Před 2 lety +3

      Might not get her back, but if her other ex's are childish screamers, then he will obviously be further ahead.

    • @DemonChild263
      @DemonChild263 Před 2 lety +59

      @@Chemillioneer youre setting the bar real fuckin low there, homeslice.

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 Před 2 lety

      #SayNoToAlimony

  • @c0mput3r80y
    @c0mput3r80y Před rokem +28

    2:45 oh, so that's why all cartoon married couples look like siblings...

  • @jamiecurran3544
    @jamiecurran3544 Před rokem +39

    These guy's are an insult to all us normal guy's worldwide, ladies you are the mothers of our children , our significant others, n without you we wouldn't exist you are all awesome !☺️💜✌️

    • @chaiwolfen
      @chaiwolfen Před rokem +4

      This is so wholesome, it made my day. Thank you 😊

    • @jamiecurran3544
      @jamiecurran3544 Před rokem +2

      @@chaiwolfen your welcome!😊💜✌️

  • @michsalad1871
    @michsalad1871 Před 2 lety +3162

    respect for chad chad who has to see this cringey bs everyday and have to rewatch it as she edits her videos just for all of us to watch ✊

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky Před 2 lety +5

      Agreed xD

    • @dataexpunged93N15
      @dataexpunged93N15 Před 2 lety +12

      Chad Chad the Chad

    • @share.theworld
      @share.theworld Před 2 lety +1

      My hero

    • @nyxx7813
      @nyxx7813 Před 2 lety

      I mean it is kinda cringe to believe all men under 6’0 and 7 inches should kill themselves but hey support your hitler by all means

    • @like_grrra
      @like_grrra Před 2 lety

      @@nyxx7813 who tf said all that??

  • @soap3468
    @soap3468 Před 2 lety +938

    Gotta love how every time they talk about a women's biology it's always "vagina" when they are referring to functions of other structures like the uterus

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ Před rokem +5

      🙄

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi Před rokem +46

      Proof that they have absolutely no maidens

    • @SamanthaLaurier
      @SamanthaLaurier Před rokem +21

      @@CraftingGummi Purely maidenless behavior.

    • @losrin5447
      @losrin5447 Před rokem +6

      @@crankheart at least i know the p*nis the testicles the urethra the prostate and the epididymis
      because i actually studied in school
      maybe people should actually know what they grew in before they were born

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 Před rokem +2

      U think they’re medically trained 😂? They’re fools!

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 Před 10 měsíci +13

    This might sound brutal, but on the bright side, most of these guys will never reproduce.

  • @alxxge
    @alxxge Před rokem +23

    “blue hair doesn’t make you attractive or give you attention in any positive way - sincerely all *men* ” brb gonna go dye my hair blue

  • @JestersPrivilege18
    @JestersPrivilege18 Před 2 lety +1433

    Thank god they told us. If any of y’all want to scare away these men, dye your hair rainbow/blue and go on a girls trip. It’s a movement now.

    • @kuroroedamame
      @kuroroedamame Před 2 lety +46

      Yesss i'm taking notes now lmao

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 Před 2 lety +1

      Another lesson in how to die alone you’re doing a wonderful job keep up the good work!👍

    • @kuroroedamame
      @kuroroedamame Před 2 lety +78

      @@blueskeletonking2701 yess ❤️ i rather die single than with abusive person. I have my own family, siblings and they are more than enough for me.

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 Před 2 lety

      @@kuroroedamame just go with a good guy and if not then gl with the ensuing depression cause that is never gonna go away

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Před 2 lety +83

      @@blueskeletonking2701 Sounds like you're projecting. You don't have a social life, so your last ditch effort is to reel in some poor sap to be your spouse, all for the depressing purpose of "not dying alone."
      Get a hobby or some friends, my dude.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Před 2 lety +1214

    I like how they say female cats don't decide they want to hunt mice and not have kittens. But they can do both, I don't know about other cats but lioness do all the major hunting while also caring for the cubs
    (Some people in the replies gave other animal groups who are female lead, but my point is animals can both be mothers while hunting food and providing to the group outside of having kids so the idea that women can do the same in the human side of the world. Debunking this idiots idea that women can only give birth and care for the home when she can have children but also earn a wage and still be a good mom)

    • @cheerupbaby1715
      @cheerupbaby1715 Před 2 lety +161

      Yeah and the lion just sits there and fight sometimes while everyone call him a king but never calling the female queen lol the ironyyy

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 Před 2 lety +10

      @@cheerupbaby1715 well thats the whole reason the lion gets called king cause he doesn’t participate in hunting.
      You cant be a king/queen if you do peasant work

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ Před 2 lety +140

      i hate those ppl who ALWAYS bring up lions when talking about gender roles. like are they not a matriarchal species

    • @peachyevren5789
      @peachyevren5789 Před 2 lety +138

      @@jkthegreat5687 and in some species the female animal will bite the males head off after it fullfilled its purpose, rendering males completely useless.
      You sound pathetic my guy, judging from your other comments.

    • @daffadilly
      @daffadilly Před 2 lety +151

      @@jkthegreat5687 imagine calling it peasant work when lionesses will literally chase off or kill a male that is no longer serving his purpose in their pride. That, and statistically female lions are more adept hunters than their male counterparts, making his almost entirely useless. There are actually prides of lonely bachelor lions because they get no bitches 💀

  • @gracieistasty
    @gracieistasty Před 10 měsíci +13

    i don’t think my first thought in the world is ever “how can i attract a man today” im straight but this subreddit might just turn me gay

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt Před 7 měsíci +10

    I love the “it’s nature” argument for how women should behave as if the whole point of society and culture is to separate our behaviors and beliefs from that of our ancestors

  • @Vizmitchelluw
    @Vizmitchelluw Před 2 lety +1736

    As someone who has studied genetics and genetic engineering for years that comment "a girl's genetic code changes" made me actually mad. That isn't even a good lie it's so obviously false. It is pretty much a perfect 50/50 split for genetic contribution by both parents. Also fun fact, the mitochondrial DNA is exclusively inherited from the mother.

    • @Ionilas
      @Ionilas Před 2 lety +75

      THANK YOU, Kyle. Was waiting to read something like this.

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Před 2 lety +35

      Yeah I knew about the mitochondria thanks to playing parasite Eve when I was a kid: it fascinated me so much. Same with the virus in the Resident Evil games, made me want to study biology!
      No I'm not a dude.

    • @mrithabose134
      @mrithabose134 Před 2 lety +56

      please this is like 10th grade biology here (i think it's the same worldwide too ?) that this goddamn ENGINEER just REFUSES to acknowledge like mayn 😭😭😭

    • @samelis6546
      @samelis6546 Před 2 lety +27

      Is it 50-50? Seems like mostly from the mom based on my classes last time. The sperm isn't made to carry tons of information let alone cells. I remember studying something like the immunity and pretty much everything comes from the mother as the ovum stores more information and it's the cell to start. Just need the sperm to complete the chromosomes. Was I thought wrong?

    • @Ionilas
      @Ionilas Před 2 lety

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz What??

  • @Ignitethesky
    @Ignitethesky Před 2 lety +804

    My wife has blue hair and I love it... The same dudes that have these ridiculously high standards for women, are the same type of guys that expect women to lower their standards to find them attractive. Of course if the woman doesn't find them attractive it's because "she's a bitch". Not because they are d bags.

    • @calthekonqueror312
      @calthekonqueror312 Před 2 lety +44

      Yeah blue hair is totally attractive

    • @adekin1090
      @adekin1090 Před 2 lety +14

      Assholes are assholes they just happen to be men with internet.

    • @Ignitethesky
      @Ignitethesky Před 2 lety +29

      @Cassandra Tafoya the other part of that is self esteem as well. I work from home and basically no one ever sees me. However, I still workout, cut my hair, etc. Your self image has a big impact on your life I think.

    • @sakura9959
      @sakura9959 Před 2 lety +7

      @Cassandra Tafoya Because they want the make up? Why do people always come w the most absurd answers instead of the one in front of their face. Maybe and just maybe, women, like most people, do things out of their own interests.

    • @lynnbevis4418
      @lynnbevis4418 Před 2 lety +4

      For real hair is bright purple and my boyfriend likes it more than my regular hair color like just because you want a girl to wear a corset and pantyhose and basically be from a coffee commercial in the fifties doesn't mean some of them aren't into goth bitches

  • @rambosapphire4463
    @rambosapphire4463 Před 11 měsíci +11

    I actually colored my hair a vibrant magenta for the sole purpose of *scaring off* men, like some kind of poison dart frog

  • @ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen
    @ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen Před rokem +21

    1:14 ad skip

  • @elleevans80
    @elleevans80 Před 2 lety +447

    Women : *do anything like wear makeup,breathe or just exist*
    Some men : Is for me? 👉🏻👈🏻

    • @samyukthasrikanth4214
      @samyukthasrikanth4214 Před 2 lety +46

      Some men really think the whole world revolves around them lmaooo

    • @parry111
      @parry111 Před 2 lety +1

      You do realize this comment is way more ignorant than the people you're trying to mock?

    • @nenkonya8542
      @nenkonya8542 Před 2 lety +5

      *incels

    • @theyoungg1590
      @theyoungg1590 Před 2 lety +10

      @@parry111 all men in the video mentioned act like this so what's your point?

    • @asshole9191
      @asshole9191 Před 2 lety +1

      Like the age old saying goes: "if she breathes, she's a thot"

  • @Noooiiiissseee
    @Noooiiiissseee Před 2 lety +788

    Using nature as an argument for things is so weird. It's also perfectly natural to forage for food, pick a toxic mushroom and have your pancreas slowly dissolve over the course of 2 weeks while you die in agony. That doesn't mean it's a good thing or something we should just accept as right.

    • @PurplePastaNoms
      @PurplePastaNoms Před 2 lety +121

      Dying from cancer is also natural, so does that mean we should simply succumb to deadly diseases?

    • @50733Blabla1337
      @50733Blabla1337 Před 2 lety +61

      It is literally a fallacy to invoke nature in discussions. :D Ironically these are probably also fans of "destroying xy with FACTS AND LOGIC"

    • @IronAngeline
      @IronAngeline Před 2 lety +92

      We even have a name for this fallacy: "appeal to nature." Also many, MANY animals "naturally" murder their young or the young of rivals. Meerkats? Cute as heck, but commit casual infanticide consantly. WE SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO EMULATE OTHER ANIMALS.

    • @Sakine-animate
      @Sakine-animate Před 2 lety +71

      @@IronAngeline plus several animal species (probably most, just a few observed) engage in homosexuality, so anyone using the “it’s unnatural” speech don’t really know nature.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Před 2 lety +27

      @@IronAngeline Yeah we're our own animal and as many people might have noticed just a lil tiny baby bit....sort of doing our own non-natural thing ALL the time. Its also not natural to have air conditioning or taco bells but somehow I don't see these Tylers protesting modern society to live naturally anytime soon. Cherry picking like fuckin crazy.

  • @BoobroPhantom
    @BoobroPhantom Před 6 měsíci +12

    So when a girl marries off to another family she becomes ginormica from monsters vs aliens?

  • @K3NNYMCC0RMICK.
    @K3NNYMCC0RMICK. Před rokem +6

    4:43 yknow it’s rlly funny because with this dudes logic we are also meant to eat our own kids because “it’s a nature thing”. Many animals eat their young if there is too many, a predator is near or they are hungry. So if you have a child and don’t know what to eat, eat the child!

  • @ashbruv8590
    @ashbruv8590 Před 2 lety +1231

    I sure hope that Wright brother’s joke doesn’t fly over peoples heads!

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN Před 2 lety +594

    They say they love "natural" women but she can't have any hair below her eyelashes and she must be fit and have great skin and actually wear makeup because without it she looks tired

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 2 lety +30

      Below her eyes. I doubt they want women without eyelashes 😁

    • @Ionilas
      @Ionilas Před 2 lety

      @@lauratroy13 Eyelashes? On a woman?? Repulsive! Get that away from me! Burn it at the stake!

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Před 2 lety +43

      Women also can't wear glasses or contacts, take showers, brush her teeth, wear clothes, live in a house, drive a car, etc. as that is all unnatural.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Před 2 lety +4

      Honestly this sums it up really well.

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff Před rokem +27

      Only "natural" makeup, but no body hair! It's not like women naturally have hair everywhere!

  • @lottaca
    @lottaca Před rokem +8

    "when a girl breaks up with you say ok and she'll be shook" yeah because she's expecting you to make a scene and break everything if your thoughts are any indicative of your behavior

  • @MistaAa
    @MistaAa Před 10 měsíci +7

    9:09 Meanwhile Franziska von Karma: am i a joke to you?

  • @astran0my
    @astran0my Před 2 lety +610

    "not all women are attracted to men" CHAD CHAD FOR THE LESBIANS

    • @Toon_Topaz
      @Toon_Topaz Před 2 lety +95

      Lesbians and asexuals rise up! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @FlabyLad
      @FlabyLad Před 2 lety +1

      @@Toon_Topaz no

    • @nnran0
      @nnran0 Před 2 lety +54

      @@Toon_Topaz dont forget the aromantics too ;)

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 Před 2 lety +18

      Me who is a pan sexual: :')

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 Před 2 lety +9

      I PROMISE I ONLY GET ATTRACTED TO EITHER GOOD MEN OR FEMININE MEN

  • @Kennylovessandwiches
    @Kennylovessandwiches Před 2 lety +781

    6:00 When I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, he just said “ok” and in that moment I was so incredibly relieved and happy, because I was worried that he would take it hard, and I was grateful he was so mature about it. Him saying “ok” definitely did not make me want to grovel and beg for him, like this guy is claiming. I have no idea where he got that notion from.

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 Před 2 lety +5

      If she was trying to test him, it wouldve happened that way. But because she did not actually want him, the relationship ended.

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 Před 2 lety +2

      @William Hall not everyone is a complete grown ass person, men and women.
      Also consider since industrialization, 150 years ago, men have not had their fathers to teach them to be men. It used to be boys would follow their fathers everywhere they went and the boys would see how the father would act in every scenario, now this no longer happens.

    • @AngelCaz7
      @AngelCaz7 Před 2 lety +79

      @@johnathanmandrake7240 Jonathan, I think your soulmate is actually a man.

    • @kam5944
      @kam5944 Před 2 lety +33

      @@johnathanmandrake7240 why do you automatically think she was "testing him"? You do know this doesn't happen in real life. Also if a guy just says ok during a break up it's a sign that he is not emotionally mature enough to be in a relationship anyways. Maybe you should go work on yourself before commenting.

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 Před 2 lety

      @@kam5944 relationships used to be for life, now they are the exact opposite, why should a man be sad if his girlfriend leaves him? It's just what's supposed to happen. Even in marriage 'til death do us part' the two part. There is no eternal love between men and women.

  • @proudCitizenOfKurtistown
    @proudCitizenOfKurtistown Před rokem +20

    Some random man:EW,you have dyed hair?No men are gonna wanna date you!
    Me:that’s the point *winks in bisexual*

  • @goldielocks7074
    @goldielocks7074 Před rokem +15

    The fact that men think women care if they like our hair color. I've dyed my hair blue, and I didn't even care to think what a guy thought of it!

  • @Ibanezguy2007
    @Ibanezguy2007 Před 2 lety +3494

    your channel is genius. Former wannabe "Alpha male" here and can confirm. All of these men are overcompensating and cripplingly insecure...I was. I think people grow out of it eventually. Although saying that, there are "Alpha coaches" in their 50s...so who knows what will save them. One thing is for sure, polarising views get views and likes...and then little men start spouting it as if they are facts. Its really sad.

    • @Sofia-yn1zt
      @Sofia-yn1zt Před 2 lety +764

      Good job on you for breaking free of the toxic mindset, hope that you are doing better now.

    • @canyounotlookhere
      @canyounotlookhere Před 2 lety +501

      the fact that you realized it was bad and got out of it is a great thing!

    • @spooky_shears
      @spooky_shears Před 2 lety +323

      Congrats on getting out of that headspace, dude!

    • @nodstradamus
      @nodstradamus Před 2 lety +178

      I knew some of these people too, it's just such a fake community and I can confirm these are the most insecure men of all.. Yes they get laid from time to time (success rate 0.000001 works with many tries) but the women they attract are not the ones you want for a relationship and the facade they have to keep up is unhealthy and destructive. Good you're back on the right side!

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před 2 lety

      @@nodstradamus If you walk up to 100 women and ask them politely if they might be interested in sex, you'd have a better chance of actually getting laid than following the advice of any of these alpha channels, I'd say.

  • @XxfearlessStarxX
    @XxfearlessStarxX Před 2 lety +656

    I’m so confused why these men are so obsessed with women when they clearly can’t stand women? If you don’t like them then just mind your business.

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 Před 2 lety +59

      or just like men Lmaoo💀

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Před 2 lety +88

      They like women's parts, not actual women

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 Před 2 lety +54

      @@tychopanda get a sex doll then??!!?

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Před 2 lety +78

      @@offensivevibes511 if only they would, at least they'd leave women alone

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 Před 2 lety +2

      They want to like women, but in their eyes, women have fallen and are needing help and instruction to stand back up.
      But since industrialization has stolen the fathers of all men, for over 150 years, men no longer know how to be men and fail to properly man for a woman.

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean Před rokem +5

    "Do you ever hear a cat say 'No. Not me. I'm gonna be a mouse chaser!'"
    Bluestar from Warriors : Well.... 👀

    • @icarus4302
      @icarus4302 Před 2 měsíci +2

      A FELLOW WARRIORS FAN IN THE WILD 🤝🤝🤝

  • @mooshroomwizard6453
    @mooshroomwizard6453 Před 8 měsíci +12

    I’m gay and this video reminded me why.

    • @B.D.E.
      @B.D.E. Před 8 měsíci +2

      I thought being gay wasn't a choice.

    • @fernmist5411
      @fernmist5411 Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@B.D.E. It's not, they're joking lol

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 Před 2 lety +1473

    Actually I have seen cats that don't mate. Both males and females. Unfixed. Never mated in their life. I've also seen females denying certain males and accepting others.
    So yeah, animals do sometimes choose not to have kids. EVEN ones that go into heat, like cats.

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 Před 2 lety +72

      Hmm never heard of an Asexual cat until now. Neat

    • @rimjhimchakraborty9365
      @rimjhimchakraborty9365 Před 2 lety +143

      @@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 cats also eat their dead kittens and abandons and isolates the sick ones. Also if a cat gives birth to 4 kittens, chances are all of them have different dads. ✨The more you know ✨

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Před 2 lety +138

      @@rimjhimchakraborty9365 That's also not always true! Another experience I have with cats is mothers clinging to their dead kittens and even bringing them back to the litter if they get separated. Same with sick kittens. It's extremely sad. I'd honestly prefer if they all ate them.

    • @rimjhimchakraborty9365
      @rimjhimchakraborty9365 Před 2 lety +56

      @@catpoke9557 Yeah probably that too. I've taken care of many stray cats all my life, so I've seen this eat the dead thing happen very commonly. But, tho quite rarely, I've seen exceptions too!

    • @naomistarlight6178
      @naomistarlight6178 Před 2 lety +58

      I like imagining the mood of a female cat who experiences heat but is just like "nah"... naps are better...

  • @rachel5399
    @rachel5399 Před 2 lety +463

    "Women need to have children because you dont ever see a female cat contemplate having kittens." Yes, because all mating in the animal kingdom is consensual, and also, they shit in either litter boxes or outside, literally what is your point??

    • @heywhat6676
      @heywhat6676 Před 2 lety +112

      One regrettable thing I must bring up- the animal kingdom is not perfect in this regard at all. Rape exists in many, many species, sadly

    • @RocketTurret
      @RocketTurret Před 2 lety +73

      also animals literally live out doors. they have nothing better to do than have kids. we humans have things like hobbies, aside from the guys who post this kinda shit lmao

    • @Toxihex
      @Toxihex Před 2 lety +90

      Plenty of animal species cannot tell the difference between male and female either and just act out their instincts when in heat. The difference between these dudes and the animals though is that the animals stop after mating season is over and are capable of focusing on other things.

    • @MsMoonDragoon
      @MsMoonDragoon Před 2 lety +33

      @@Toxihex FR male koalas will litterally fuck anything untill they succeed.

    • @user-yq3vt7zr5m
      @user-yq3vt7zr5m Před 2 lety +32

      @@RocketTurret exactly animals don't have hobbies or don't go to work everyday.. can't believe some men literally compare human life to animals

  • @spinchage
    @spinchage Před rokem +5

    Did anyone else notice that the "theory confirmed" dude Capitalize Every Letter In Their Texts? I did 7:33

  • @YourJapanic
    @YourJapanic Před rokem +7

    “Blue hair isnt sexy- sincerely, all men”
    That one boy in my class with blue hair: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭