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  • @1deeznuts
    @1deeznuts Před 2 lety +6122

    "mom can we get twilight"
    "we have twilight at home"
    ***the twilight at home***

  • @wespapes2054
    @wespapes2054 Před 2 lety +33696

    I would pay for Chad Chad to re-create all five Twilights, with her as all the characters (including background characters, music, and everything).

  • @oldchannelnow5292
    @oldchannelnow5292 Před rokem +1763

    I’m so happy that she said “you wanna know how I got these scars?” And then a Gillette ad played before she could finish. Absolutely perfect.

  • @katielinzie7444
    @katielinzie7444 Před 2 lety +1312

    4:37 “Who let a human enroll in an all monster school anyway?” Well, before anyone knew he had a Hyde side, Jackson Jekyll from Monster High was the only human in a monster school.

    • @ponytailproductions2503
      @ponytailproductions2503 Před rokem +42

      I was looking for this comment

    • @katielinzie7444
      @katielinzie7444 Před rokem +59

      @@ponytailproductions2503 😂 Once ChadChad said that sentence, Jackson/Holt immediately came to mind

    • @matthewduncan3285
      @matthewduncan3285 Před rokem +46

      I mean. That is quite literally the plot to Rosario + Vampire

    • @zeynepnaztuzun4125
      @zeynepnaztuzun4125 Před rokem +6

      @@matthewduncan3285 ikr

    • @bluestar2690
      @bluestar2690 Před rokem +2

      @@ponytailproductions2503 aa🎉 🎉😢😢😢😮😢😢😢w a ww we

  • @MoonyMythic
    @MoonyMythic Před 2 lety +6267

    POV your vampire girlfriend named Chad Chad (not really) posts a video right when you’re trying to sleep but you watch it anyway because you’re different and sleep is for the weak

    • @z.m5885
      @z.m5885 Před 2 lety +60

      like its 4:37am lemme sleep lmao

    • @catsarecute7285
      @catsarecute7285 Před 2 lety +29

      @J Dude Bro lemme give it to you straight....
      The song is terrible

    • @samanthafitz9576
      @samanthafitz9576 Před 2 lety +6

      That’s me right now it’s 1:45

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Před 2 lety +36

      You: Sleep is for the weak
      Me: Sleep for the week.
      We are not the same.
      Image of that black guy from Breaking Bad adjusting his tie.

    • @holylordfrogbean
      @holylordfrogbean Před 2 lety +4

      @@catsarecute7285 what song?

  • @hayleem06
    @hayleem06 Před 2 lety +5154

    Random vamp dude:That’s why we don’t go in the sun light
    Girl: there’s literally sunlight every where

  • @peptobismol2735
    @peptobismol2735 Před rokem +750

    When I first saw "Fetch the Garlic" I thought it said "Fetish Garlic" and I thought TikTok vampires had garlic fetishes 💀💀

  • @cookiestyleguy5886
    @cookiestyleguy5886 Před rokem +1030

    Fun Fact: Vampires we’re originally conceived in Eastern Europe as a scapegoat for disease. They would say that if a person got sick, it was from a recently deceased family member crawling out of the grave and consuming someone’s energy. So villagers, in an attempt to try and cure a disease, would exhume the suspected vampire and would decide if they were a vampire or not if their hair and finger nails grew (which is something that happens to all corpses). They would then stab the vampire with a stake and usually rearrange the body to stop the disease. This belief traveled to New England in America as European immigrants flocked to the land. And for over a hundred years, throughout the 1800’s many rural New Englanders would dig up dead family members, sometimes just stabbing them, sometimes burning them, and in the most extreme of cases eating the heart. The main disease that was pinned of vampires was Tuberculosis, or consumption as it was called at the time. Sam Broker actually came up for the idea of Dracula while in America when he heard of one of the last publicly covered Vampire killings was performed, in which a boy dying of TB was forced to eat his sister’s ashes. The typical image of a vampire: pale, with dark bags under their eyes, and a bit of blood on the lips was entirely based after late stage Tuberculosis victims.

    • @lovelycloudyskies
      @lovelycloudyskies Před rokem +32

      @@lightningrose3654 I think you mean Sam Broker/j

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 Před rokem +88

      I'm sorry but I was reading your comment with interest and then "Sam Broker" killed me

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 Před rokem +90

      The nails and hair of corpses don't grow, it's just the skin and other tissue receding. As it sort of shrivels up it looks as though the nails and hair are longer, when they stay the same length.

    • @av.ncqq117
      @av.ncqq117 Před rokem +45

      actually, "Dracula", is the other name of one of the kings of Walachia/Romania- Vlad Tepes. this is his other name beacouse he is known as one of the cruelest kings of Transilvania, Romania, and Moldova. They named him like this bc he used to impale his enemies, but he didn't kill them all at once, he left them like that, to be tortured, until they died. it is also said that he drank their blood afterwards.

    • @Humanalien998
      @Humanalien998 Před rokem +29

      actually bram stoker wrote dracula which was based on a female countesses named Elizabeth bathory who would consume and bathe in virgins blood to stay young forever, and also valdimer the impaler was the inspiration

  • @pagansbasin6657
    @pagansbasin6657 Před 2 lety +9122

    Damn girl, the costume budget has improved i see

  • @SqualorOpera
    @SqualorOpera Před 2 lety +6548

    I’m sobbing cause I saw the “Fetch the garlic” and I thought of an old-timey women in a cottage saying “Fetch the garlic, darling, the vampires are at the windows again.”

    • @doggoo69
      @doggoo69 Před 2 lety +18

      Made thw likes to 200

    • @heyits_joanna
      @heyits_joanna Před 2 lety +313

      "Ah, really Elizabeth? That's the third time this week, darling ng"

    • @sunflowersadoomeddaisy
      @sunflowersadoomeddaisy Před 2 lety +196

      "Hopefully this time they'll TRY MY FRESHLY BAKED GARLIC BREAD IT'S TASTY I SWEAR"

    • @Andreaa_-_
      @Andreaa_-_ Před 2 lety +176

      Ok but hear me out.
      This plot, with two cottagecore lesbians, One of wich is asexual so they have a lot of garlic bread and in the day, they bake cakes and plant flowers, but at night they go hunt vampires like badasses

    • @SqualorOpera
      @SqualorOpera Před 2 lety +28

      Everyone is fired except Frogga.

  • @champagnebubblebath1745
    @champagnebubblebath1745 Před 2 lety +165

    im emotionally traumatized from when i was five and used to crawl around, hissing at the light because i genuinely thought i was a vampire. apparently, these people never grew out of that phase

    • @tsuki3752
      @tsuki3752 Před 9 měsíci +12

      i’m pretty sure they don’t actually have a vampire phase (other than that one “blood break” person) but are just doing this for thirst traps and getting attention from people who are ACTUALLY in that phase. lol

    • @SatanicGhostCat
      @SatanicGhostCat Před 8 měsíci +1

      I mean that’s sick

    • @SomeKidNamedGray
      @SomeKidNamedGray Před měsícem

      This isn't me questioning or being rude but genuinely psychologically interested how did it emotionally traumatise you?

  • @Solanin0803
    @Solanin0803 Před rokem +262

    I'm so glad that they write out everything that happens.
    If they hadn't put "notices blood", I would have not known that her wound was bleeding and that is why her *vampire* boyfriend smirked 😌

    • @SatanicGhostCat
      @SatanicGhostCat Před 8 měsíci +4

      Honestly I wouldn’t have understood #autism

  • @Nunazac
    @Nunazac Před 2 lety +7397

    I don't care what anyone says, I now considering Chad Chad's skit as canon for the origin of vampires. Thank you

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 Před 2 lety +53

      Same. i will accept no other origin story

    • @TititoDeBologay
      @TititoDeBologay Před 2 lety +30

      True, True. She'd fit in there with my favorite housemates, What We do In The Shadows.

    • @annaparke414
      @annaparke414 Před 2 lety +2

      Love ur pfp

    • @SophiiRPG
      @SophiiRPG Před 2 lety +1

      Sameeeee

    • @waffles658
      @waffles658 Před 2 lety +3

      When edward showed his shimmering skin LAMOAOAOA

  • @chacharealsmooth4213
    @chacharealsmooth4213 Před 2 lety +2427

    Ngl we all had that one girl who would pretend she was Bella- IM JUST SAYING- and they would wear a bandanna over their neck to cover “the bite-“

    • @husna836
      @husna836 Před 2 lety +76

      oh boy , ppl need help

    • @gay2070
      @gay2070 Před 2 lety +192

      My biggest flex is that I never pretended to be a vampire after watching the movies 🥴

    • @Hannah57293
      @Hannah57293 Před 2 lety +223

      @@gay2070 my biggest flex is not watching the movies ever

    • @gay2070
      @gay2070 Před 2 lety +18

      @@Hannah57293 LMAO

    • @KendaMakesThings
      @KendaMakesThings Před 2 lety +69

      Living in the Pacific North West when the books came out... Then the movies.... Oh man, it was a wild ride. ADD in the fact I'm indigenous... I got asked about werewolves at least twice a day. Hahahahaha.

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake Před 2 lety +172

    It's nice to know that attractive people are just as big of awkward nerds as the rest of us

    • @lechuga9153
      @lechuga9153 Před měsícem +7

      I dare to say that they might be even worse tbh

    • @charliegibson4016
      @charliegibson4016 Před 3 dny +1

      They are definitely worse. There’s a blind confidence that comes from being hot that enables an even
      More intense level of Awkward Nerdiness.

  • @andysuckks
    @andysuckks Před rokem +118

    7:43
    As an Andrew, I would like to apologise on behalf of all Andrews, we are not the best people.

  • @kennidystephens7289
    @kennidystephens7289 Před 2 lety +15549

    *Not-So-Fun Fact:* Stephenie Meyer has a brother named Jacob. And she named a love interest in Twilight after him. Gets super gross when you remember that she based Bella off of herself in a dream that she had.

    • @lezley8465
      @lezley8465 Před 2 lety +2449

      That's nasty 🤢

    • @kayzero8366
      @kayzero8366 Před 2 lety +2749

      Excuse me, WHAT 😀

    • @Labgrownhuman
      @Labgrownhuman Před 2 lety +2042

      I wish i didnt read this

    • @mikaeruu0309
      @mikaeruu0309 Před 2 lety +2114

      i want to think that it was bc she couldnt think of another male name :sob:

    • @onniedoodles
      @onniedoodles Před 2 lety +635

      I did n o t need to read that. 🤢

  • @KuncanDastner
    @KuncanDastner Před 2 lety +11807

    I'm more of a Werewolf fan so I better see this video get a sequel

  • @marvelsomething1952
    @marvelsomething1952 Před 2 lety +54

    To be fair, Dracula was considered sensual and romantic at the time. He was based on Vlad the Impaler who was a military leader who used incredibly brutal methods of psychological warfare. For example, he had a meal on a battlefield with countless enemy soldiers on spikes surrounding him. The smell of blood was strong enough to make someone vomit.

  • @zinc8002
    @zinc8002 Před 2 lety +91

    there's a cool theory that the condition that I have called EDS might have contributed to the origin of vampires. we have translucent, stretchy, velvety, delicate skin, we have specific unusual blood flow issues, often leading to intense red meat and salt cravings, we have unusual allergies to things usually not considered harmful (garlic is a FODMAP food), we often sit rest and sleep in contorted unusual positions and we often stay very still when sleeping, and there's more!
    edit: I know there's an actual condition nicknamed 'the vampire disease' but EDS has many symptoms in common with it, and while that disease is rare, EDS is much more common and therefore could possibly spread a myth further? anyway I also love ChadChad's sketch and it's just fun to theorise.

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen Před 2 lety +14923

    Your acting? Impeccable.

  • @HannahBayles
    @HannahBayles Před 2 lety +6634

    Babe. The production value? The acting? We are not worthy 😭

    • @bobafrap3253
      @bobafrap3253 Před 2 lety +28

      I knowww it's goregous

    • @brazenlilhussy5975
      @brazenlilhussy5975 Před 2 lety +24

      Well, I am. But I agree few others are! Chad Chad be funny and talented af.

    • @readingrynbow
      @readingrynbow Před 2 lety +21

      hi hannah omg

    • @otrachicadeyoutube6853
      @otrachicadeyoutube6853 Před 2 lety +30

      Omg! My vocal coach watches one of my favorite youtubers? 😱

    • @prod.royalsg1630
      @prod.royalsg1630 Před 2 lety +6

      Agreed but fuck this made me cringe. I hate when people talk like this 😂💀💀

  • @archercheney5999
    @archercheney5999 Před 2 lety +70

    7:55 "You're on of us now"

  • @toxobimusic
    @toxobimusic Před 2 lety +357

    Vampire TikToks Bite*

  • @crazycai9171
    @crazycai9171 Před 2 lety +3162

    Fun fact! Most mythologically accurate vampires are crusty, almost mummified, corpses that will crawl out over their coffins at night looking for young people to feed on. They are just a dried bag of bones... Sexy!

    • @hexodyia
      @hexodyia Před 2 lety +161

      Mmm.
      My favorite kind 🤢

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 2 lety +301

      Why does Humanity have to turn every single monster in human history into sexy beast?

    • @hippityhoppitybleblebleb2236
      @hippityhoppitybleblebleb2236 Před 2 lety +78

      hey some ppl are into that
      I guess

    • @jordane243
      @jordane243 Před 2 lety +34

      That sounds kinda cool to me

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth Před 2 lety

      They were originally basically just dead humans that demons climbed inside of to turn into its meat puppet. It’s why they would say to stake the heart because the demon lived inside of it or something 🤔
      But there are many origin stories so why knows what’s the real one.
      Another is that they were actually just humans that had been declared dead but were not actually dead (ie just had a really slow heart rate etc) and then they “woke up” and were declared as vampires

  • @millennialboomer6780
    @millennialboomer6780 Před 2 lety +3478

    There should be a TikTok channel with a Nosferatu-lookin vampire. Same behavior as these channels, same tropes, same "bad-boy" seductiveness, but Nosferatu.

  • @chopinlizst6449
    @chopinlizst6449 Před 9 měsíci +25

    9:47
    "Tell thy children, and thy children's children"
    "Immediately sir"

  • @star_fru1tz
    @star_fru1tz Před 11 měsíci +17

    "Who would inroll a human in a monster school?"
    Iruma: *sweat*

  • @Chuleta_9
    @Chuleta_9 Před 2 lety +6349

    I’m horrified at how abusive these TikToks are. This is why victims aren’t taken seriously. Literally had the FEMALE officer tell me, “That’s how men show they’re attracted to you.” GOD! Me emputo!

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 2 lety +223

      What's worse is I've even heard that kinky (or BDSM) tiktok exist, and even though I never seen any of them I am very worried.

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt Před 2 lety +771

      @@kittykittybangbang9367 Kink/BDSM doesn't equal abuse, consent and care are really important - Kat Black has some really interesting videos about it.
      Although, knowing TokTik's reputation, you're probably right to be worried, I doubt safe kink is represented by edgy teens like these.

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 2 lety +285

      @@bitnewt Oh I know that kink/BDSM doesn't equal abuse, and I know who Kat Black is, I just want to get that out there. Also why is it so hard to represent BDSM in the right and safe way?

    • @AngelBirdo
      @AngelBirdo Před 2 lety +337

      @@kittykittybangbang9367 I mean it's tiktok, they don't do anything safely. Literally half the tiktoks in this video were straight up abusive, it would not surprise me if they only saw 50 Shades and went "oh that's kink"

    • @KORDELYA
      @KORDELYA Před 2 lety +37

      Si es emputantee wtf😤

  • @prof.allyrose7589
    @prof.allyrose7589 Před 2 lety +3015

    Before Dracula, the novel, vampires were actually closer to demons than anything else. They weren’t supposed to be sexy edgy boys that you should seek after, they were creatures from hell that you should run away from. Bram Stoker changed that in 1897 and it’s been downhill ever since with vampires getting sexier and sexier as the decades went on. It’s exactly what happened to Satan. Long ago he was the monster to all monsters and now he’s a sexy bad boy with daddy issues all thanks to Paradise Lost. I think progressions like this in literature is very funny, there’s always a turning point lol.

    • @zaya9993
      @zaya9993 Před 2 lety +341

      as much as i love dracula, i will say that it wasnt the first vampire novel. before it, there was Carmilla and she was definitely romanticized to some extent. she was portrayed as alluring and possessive, and formed a very close friendship with our main character, laura. of course all of this was a front for her demonic nature, and also a metaphor for how lesbians are predatory and scary, hoorayyy….. /s
      anyway, this book actually predated dracula by around 20 years and was likely what inspired it

    • @prof.allyrose7589
      @prof.allyrose7589 Před 2 lety +79

      @@zaya9993 I wasn’t saying (or at least trying to say) that Dracula was the vampire novel, just the first with sexy vampires. I haven’t heard of Carmilla, but from what you’ve told me, it sounds like it kinda falls into the demonic creature from hell category (which, to be fair, Dracula falls into too but that’s more on a predator v.s. prey type level, not appearance) more than the sexy vampire category.

    • @zaya9993
      @zaya9993 Před 2 lety +122

      @@prof.allyrose7589 yeah i completely understand not knowing about carmilla, i only found out about it until recently! i just wanted to highlight the fact that the history of hot vampires is infact very homosexual :D. and its sorta strange b/c carnilla falls between tropes, because in the book she and her mother were cursed to be vampires because of a demon, they arent demons themselves. there’s definitely an element of predator/prey, although i’d describe it as parasite/prey in her case. anyway, i love both dracula and carmilla dearly and i’m glad i could tell you about the former.

    • @JustSiouxMe
      @JustSiouxMe Před 2 lety +71

      Wasnt the folklore about vampires that it was a corpse that had been inhabited by an evil spirit that was essentially using it as a meat puppet?
      Also, Satan was most likely a cherub, which going by the biblical description where horrifying monsters.
      One thing thats always bothered me about sexy vampires tho, how tf do they make themselves look so perfect if they cant see their reflection? Id assume theyd look quite scruffy.

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 Před 2 lety +20

      That’s not really true Carmilla existed before Dracula and was sexy

  • @Seevawonderloaf
    @Seevawonderloaf Před rokem +30

    "It was a bout of the plague sir, nothing we can't handle"
    The delivery of this line sent me

  • @CraftyCheshire
    @CraftyCheshire Před rokem +34

    9:19
    I almost pissed myself when I saw the double feathers 😂

  • @glycerox
    @glycerox Před 2 lety +4250

    Your boyfriend doesn't seem to care that you are bleeding and he's instead interested about the fact that he can drink it:✨ checkmark✔️👌👍✨🥳

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 Před 2 lety +5

      @create among us

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 Před 2 lety +15

      @@skull_face7809 ????

    • @bigboycorvus
      @bigboycorvus Před 2 lety +30

      @@skull_face7809 ain't gotta be rude, damn

    • @sabinaortiz2868
      @sabinaortiz2868 Před 2 lety +23

      @@skull_face7809 dont gotta be like that calm your shit

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 Před 2 lety +24

      @@skull_face7809 bro... what are you on. I understood the comment. That stereotype is dumb anyway.

  • @juberthubberly7776
    @juberthubberly7776 Před 2 lety +2681

    Edward calling Bella “spider monkey” haunts me to this day 😭

    • @avajohnson7612
      @avajohnson7612 Před rokem +24

      Dude same lol

    • @almarose7505
      @almarose7505 Před rokem +52

      i mean its better than jake calling her loca

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom Před rokem +7

      ​@@almarose7505 isn't he supposed to be indian, not mexican??? lol

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom Před rokem +31

      spider monkeys have yellow arms and legs.
      the yellow is from their piss.

    • @axe-tq2wn
      @axe-tq2wn Před rokem +21

      @@TheMarshmallowMushroom you’re like that uncle at every party

  • @spacialtivity
    @spacialtivity Před rokem +54

    i recently visited a fair and at this fair i saw this girl with an edward and bella purse i almost fell to my knees in anguish at the sheer sight of that bag and to this day i will never forgive myself for not asking this thirteen year old girl with the bella and edward from wish purse where she got it

  • @moonsong299
    @moonsong299 Před 2 lety +65

    Chad Chad really managed to put a Lord of The Rings reference into the history of vampires. I don't think I've ever respected anyone more in my life.

  • @PineNeedle-Supreme
    @PineNeedle-Supreme Před 2 lety +2341

    with tik tokers revealing themselves as vampires its time to show my true colours, i am a half angel half demon elven catgirl

  • @naytkka
    @naytkka Před 2 lety +1563

    For some reason the 'Twinge Of Cringe' intro sounded even more scarily and unnaturally high-pitched to me than it's ever sounded before this time.

  • @l4venderluvr
    @l4venderluvr Před rokem +25

    8:15 this probably didn't happen, but if it did then this person is so lucky to have a teacher like that, like they literally let them go so easily and even handed them a pad. This might seem normal to a lot of people but to me this is so surprising because my teachers rarely let us have a bathroom break, even if you told them you're on your period they'd ask "Well why didn't you wear a pad before coming to school?" (keep in mind, I go to a girls only school and all of the teachers are women)

  • @niki-2006
    @niki-2006 Před 2 lety +31

    7:00 that's where a vampire pov and a hero pov collide

  • @melanielevesque2608
    @melanielevesque2608 Před 2 lety +2610

    i remember when twilight came out and me and my friends used to have HEATED debates about team jacob or team edward (i was team werewolf btw) and i was in love with seth clearwater and in the books it said that werewolves smelled like pines or something and i found a perfume that smelled like pines and i would wear it religiously. my friend was team vampires and used to wear lip tints so her lips would look "blood red" like they described in the books, she'd also wear fangs to school...
    anyways, let's just say we weren't part of the popular kids

    • @afoolishman
      @afoolishman Před rokem +154

      Omg y’all sound so cool though… ugh I needed friends who like Twilight but everyone in my school thought it was lame 😩☹️.

    • @noodlesandwich2945
      @noodlesandwich2945 Před rokem +20

      That's sounds so cool though!

    • @almarose7505
      @almarose7505 Před rokem +9

      bro not the furrys

    • @evelyncraft8607
      @evelyncraft8607 Před rokem +42

      My Brother was named Jacob and it was one of the most popular boy names at that time,my mom says she was team Jacob and now I'm wondering if using Jacob's name from the Bible was a lie

    • @tobyandahalf
      @tobyandahalf Před rokem +29

      hey, you were just kids being kids

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken Před 2 lety +5796

    There’s an actual skin disorder that makes you like a medieval interpretation of a vampire. The disease makes you very pale, very sensitive to sunlight, and makes your gums recede giving you the appearance of having fangs. The disease also lowers your hemoglobin count, so you have a desire to consume blood. This disease, while rare, has the name of “vampire sickness”, or “vampire disorder”.

    • @Laura-pr2di
      @Laura-pr2di Před 2 lety +1611

      My grandmother had PCT (vampire disease) when she was alive. The thing about the 'desire to drink blood' is false, or at least she and her support group never experienced that.

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk Před 2 lety +159

      Oh god, imagine having this disease-..

    • @alexandraalbarran343
      @alexandraalbarran343 Před 2 lety +379

      This just sounds like albinism except you “crave blood”

    • @Cheddar_Shred
      @Cheddar_Shred Před 2 lety +742

      So you mean vampires are just sick people? *grabs meds, soup, tea, and a big cozy bed* we gotta help them feel better.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 Před 2 lety +597

      Also (I used to have a book about the history of vampires. Sadly gave it away to a teacher), interestingly enough, during the height of “vampire hunts”, where people would dig up graves of those who have recently died, people noticed how some corpses had bloated stomachs and blood leaking from their mouths. They assumed that these corpses were vampires that have recently fed. On the contrary, they’re regular corpses going through a stage of decaying. Gases tend to build up in corpses, hence the bloated bellies. And it’s normal to see all types of fluids leaking from corpses.

  • @rerogojuryu
    @rerogojuryu Před 2 lety +47

    The way i literally choked on my tea laughing at that skit 8:10

  • @lostwoodsstudios8270
    @lostwoodsstudios8270 Před rokem +15

    5:12 so... I'm a Zelda fan so how I imagine this is that he bit someone bc he has "blood" on his face and turned them however after he headed home, the weird happy mask salesman from Majora's Mask came and played the Song of Healing so he's good idk why my brain is so weird 🤣🤣

  • @absolutelynotellen
    @absolutelynotellen Před 2 lety +614

    This gives off those 2013 wattpad vampires/werewolves fanfictions 😭

    • @bubuchoe1935
      @bubuchoe1935 Před 2 lety +34

      Wym 2013 they still be writing them in the Lord's year of 2021

    • @mikaeruu0309
      @mikaeruu0309 Před 2 lety +17

      @@bubuchoe1935 they be eternal

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism Před 2 lety +3

      the ereri ff ‘bite me’ has joined the chat 💬

    • @Jay-is6jt
      @Jay-is6jt Před 2 lety +3

      @@bubuchoe1935 Everyone turns 13 sometime

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bubuchoe1935 Yeah bro I literally started reading a fan fic about Dracula in 2021....I was surpriesed to see it was still getting updated, I hate to say it but its low key good.

  • @talizora
    @talizora Před 2 lety +7

    i think the whole energy and movement you did with "his FLESH hath been TAINTED by the GARLIC," is gonna live in my head forever lmaooooo

  • @local.gay.writer
    @local.gay.writer Před rokem +24

    My vampire obsession surprisingly didn't start because of Twilight... It started because of a vampire-cheetah shapeshifter smut graphic novel I read when I was in grade 1. I didn't read twilight until grade 5 💀- Also it didn't help the fact that I was told I was vampire because I was paler than Edward Cullen on a rainy day, and didn't like going outside because I didn't know how to tell my mom about my crippling fear of people. Honestly the graphic novel is probably what lead me to clicking on this video, so idek how I feel about that-

    • @randomfan4966
      @randomfan4966 Před 28 dny +1

      Okay grade 1?! A smut fic?! Please tell me it’s just a different grade or something? Is my American brain reading this wrong please tell me I’m wrong

    • @local.gay.writer
      @local.gay.writer Před 28 dny +1

      @@randomfan4966 yea I live in Canada so our grades are the same. I got the smut fic outta take a book leave a book by my house, and I didn't know it was smut till after I read it 💀

  • @sennap7109
    @sennap7109 Před 2 lety +1186

    "Who let a human enroll in a monster school" those ppl who think that a single girl going to a boy school where everyone's a model despite being 15 and having them all fall for her makes sense :D

    • @hexodyia
      @hexodyia Před 2 lety +52

      Hey. That sounds like a certain studio game.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Před 2 lety +46

      I was thinking of My Gym Partner's a Monkey, personally.

    • @iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992
      @iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 Před 2 lety +41

      That sounds like my fantasy from when I was younger, except I was a guy living my dream through a fantasy world with that exact story. It was also vampire themed because twilight.
      So yeah, not only was I oblivious to my Gayness, I was also fan of twilight mainly for the biting aspect. That was like sex to me.

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 Před 2 lety +1

      it's true except for the them being models part and the part where she enjoys it

    • @sapph0is
      @sapph0is Před rokem +1

      ​@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 same ....

  • @nattyism
    @nattyism Před 2 lety +1559

    you get more beautiful the more the days go on, and your videos become more and more iconic as you make more and more

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 Před 2 lety +14

      Oh, she's a cutie for sure.

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 Před 2 lety +17

      Obviously it's CHAD-CHAD, cmon guys it's in her name (not really)

    • @liselotje6824
      @liselotje6824 Před 2 lety +1

      True🙂

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism Před 2 lety

      @J Dude it’s fire when it’s underwater

  • @ashleym119
    @ashleym119 Před rokem +28

    these POV’s give such MGK energy.

  • @archae2254
    @archae2254 Před rokem +6

    9:10 actually, theories are the dracula thing started with vlad the impaler! Legends said he would dip his bread in the blood of his enemies, although not confirmed, what is confirmed is that the man was BRUTAL, and, just to top it off, im pretty sure his name was dracula, or “son of the dragon” as his father’s was dracul, “dragon”

  • @zen-nb2fd
    @zen-nb2fd Před 2 lety +578

    "Fetch the garlic" is an amazing name for a band or an album

  • @sarastonebell9053
    @sarastonebell9053 Před 2 lety +607

    "who let a human In an all vampire school?"
    Reminds me of those "1girl in all boy school" gachas.
    (No hate to the gacha community though.)

    • @romelazaidi385
      @romelazaidi385 Před 2 lety +86

      PSHSHSHSHDKJJSJ we have lions, tigers, half-rare-half-legendary-half-human-have-girl-half-binary-half-vampire-half-shop-keeper-half-alpha-half-omega-half-mom-half-grandpa-half-half-half-alive things too now

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 Před 2 lety +38

      OH. MY. GOD.
      AS SOMEONE PART OF THE COMMUNITY IT KILLS WHY AND HOW PEOPLE CANT BE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE LIKE PLEASE STOP
      Atleast xMoqax is good at being original

    • @not.u
      @not.u Před 2 lety +15

      @@movedaccountscyayalls7119
      Yeah I'm also a part of this community but I will be honest there were no better storys than that in the past all we like "the hated child"or something

    • @bobafrap3253
      @bobafrap3253 Před 2 lety +10

      as someone who is in the gacha community since like 2017, this is hilarious

    • @Sunny00002
      @Sunny00002 Před 2 lety +3

      @@movedaccountscyayalls7119 yes she's my favorite gachatuber

  • @qurat-ul-annsohail4736
    @qurat-ul-annsohail4736 Před rokem +9

    5:31 the best Batman reference meme I have seen in my life!!!! LMAO

  • @tastyhumanburgers
    @tastyhumanburgers Před 2 lety +16

    5:38 if Evan Breen was a vampire

  • @morigahn
    @morigahn Před 2 lety +956

    Anne Rice was actually a big part of the romanticized vampire, she wrote the Vampire Chronicles which very much contributed to the trend now, not solely Twilight and VD. Rice's vampires (think about LeStat de Lioncourt) were glamorized to h3ll.

    • @celceusiguess
      @celceusiguess Před 2 lety +36

      Honestly, how it went for me. Never watched twilight, but I obsessed over the interview with a vampire movie as a kid

    • @Lutefisk445
      @Lutefisk445 Před 2 lety +10

      @@celceusiguess the books are even better. Rice is an amazing author

    • @kristalvelez554
      @kristalvelez554 Před 2 lety +9

      I think I might have been the only one in my high school that was team Rice 😂. Except for my best friend who ended up keeping my vampire Chronicles compilation book 😩

    • @erin9868
      @erin9868 Před 2 lety +4

      I was afraid interview with the vampire would be too scary to me as a preteen so i picked up her spin on sleeping beauty as, like, a gentle intro. And was scarred for life and never read any Anne Rice stuff ever again. I don't know what happens in Interview with the Vampire but if there's a cat, I dont want to know.

    • @cordeliathedm
      @cordeliathedm Před 2 lety +17

      I think the romanticism of vampires started with the book Carmilla which predated Dracula. But Anne Rice is definitely the mother of vampires. The only vampire in her books that resemble modern vampires is Louis. Who is an absolute wet blanket imo and I hated him.

  • @notabear287
    @notabear287 Před 2 lety +572

    as someone who's done research on vampires and vampiric creatures in folklore, your idea on the origins of vampires.... 💀 im in tears.... please never use google i want to know your takes on the origins of everything even potatoes

    • @cordeliathedm
      @cordeliathedm Před 2 lety +11

      Yes please.

    • @_____________a_a
      @_____________a_a Před 2 lety +22

      What is the origin out of curiosity?

    • @jinslipbalm6015
      @jinslipbalm6015 Před 2 lety +40

      since your vision is clouded by tears to the point that you can't comprehend properly let me rephrase: "movies romanticizing vampires might be the reason why people nowadays are so into in se*y vampires and are inspired to recreate subpar plots of said movies"

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 2 lety +32

      ​@@_____________a_a I am not sure if that's what the orginal comment was talking about but I am pretty sure Vlad Dracula was the OG "vampire" and he was called Vlad the impaler cuz he would throw his enimies on stakes implanted in the ground and leave them there untill they bled to death (thats why he was called a vampire too, he didn't actually drink blood). He was taken from Romania by the ottman empire and when he came back he learned that some nobels had betrayed his father (king of Romania) and killed him and his brother so he killed the nobels by impaling them in that way. As someone who read Dracula fan fic I was shocked when I found out, who tf read his actual life story and thought "that's hot"

    • @cantorlok2815
      @cantorlok2815 Před 2 lety +27

      @@tunafish5462 Nope no, all wrong. Vlad the Impaler and Dracula have nothing to do with the origins of vampires. In reality people just used vampires as an explanation for sickness, death, and decomposition, processes that they didn't understand.

  • @emmadrechsler8857
    @emmadrechsler8857 Před rokem +16

    Chad chad is literally apart of my daily routine now, she’s so funny. Never stop being u chad chad, you always make me laugh and brighten my day. Even thought this is a wired video to comment this type of comment on, I still mean everything I say.

  • @Spiltcocoamix
    @Spiltcocoamix Před 2 lety +15

    4:50 wow i love Rosario Vampire

  • @josephtheodorem.391
    @josephtheodorem.391 Před 2 lety +645

    As someone who absolutely loves vampires, these tiktoks are both hilarious but also just saddening lmao

  • @Andromida
    @Andromida Před 2 lety +273

    MOM! Chad Chads abusing their green screen privilege again!

  • @KingKiwi77
    @KingKiwi77 Před 2 lety +5

    Fun fact, Dracula was a very sexual character in the book. Most of the older women I've talked to including my mom and godmother both said they almost felt like it was a romance novel at some points apparently.

  • @Parsley_Parcel
    @Parsley_Parcel Před 2 lety +1

    The wham bam thank you ma’am in the honey add gives me so much serotonin

  • @davidfl4
    @davidfl4 Před 2 lety +705

    The fact that vampire TikToks are an actual thing fills me with so much overwhelming dread for the human race

    • @realafah
      @realafah Před 2 lety +38

      I’ll take this over the people romanizing real serial killers just because, “but they cute, tho,” and sometimes trying to get them out of jail.
      If you’re a cute looking person, it apparently doesn’t matter if they killed 1-30 people. People just think they wouldn’t kill THEM and the killer was totally going to fall in love with them because they’re ~special~

    • @alleymercuryway7777
      @alleymercuryway7777 Před rokem +11

      @@realafah add to that the fact that both serial killers and vampires are often… oh, several decades older then the simp/HUNDREDS of years old….. and their paramours (read: victims) are often teenagers.

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce Před rokem +13

      @@realafah "i can fix him!"

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 Před rokem +4

      Guys they manifest being kidnapped

    • @honkstheclown8631
      @honkstheclown8631 Před rokem

      Dude vampires are like one of the safest monsters to be attracted to. Of course annoying white boys wearing plain white tshirts on tiktok are going to pretend to be them there are like 0 entry requirements. Fangs and fake blood. That's it.

  • @LasagnaTheArtist
    @LasagnaTheArtist Před 2 lety +146

    “Who let a human attend an all monster school?” *looks at The Owl House*

  • @c0ck_and_pizz
    @c0ck_and_pizz Před rokem +4

    7:47 literally made me die of laughter. That was a cinematic piece right there. It may of lasted like a second but it was beautiful

  • @afoolishman
    @afoolishman Před rokem +11

    The new generation has these to grow up on, I had my _Warrior Cats role play series that half the grade was in on, eventually convincing me that I was truly a cat at heart_ when I was growing up! PSA: Catnip DOES NOT taste good. 0/10, don’t recommend (unless you’re Firestar or Hollyberry, because they had the worst write offs ever and deserve everything. Bring them back and give them JUSTICE!).

  • @snikrdoodls14
    @snikrdoodls14 Před 2 lety +247

    I'm still trying to wrap my head around how a monster that looks like a human, and drinks our blood till the point of death, by luring us into secluded areas; became what made us have niagara falls in our pants.

    • @cordeliathedm
      @cordeliathedm Před 2 lety +43

      Right!? If it was an actual human, who wanted to stab us to death by luring us into secluded... wait. Nevermind. People have obsessions with serial killers. I take it all back. The human race is doomed.

    • @mjotaku1856
      @mjotaku1856 Před 2 lety +30

      @@cordeliathedm Literally one of my fantasies is being chased through the woods by a serial killer/monster and then being viciously murdered (among other things) so uh... yeah, we're fucked 😅
      Edit: Let me just clarify I DON'T SIMP OVER REAL SERIAL KILLERS. That's fucking disgusting and wrong. When I say "serial killer" I mean fictional characters like Michael Myers or Pyramid Head lmao

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 Před 2 lety +9

      Speak for yourself lol. I have no part in finding vampires sexy

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 Před 2 lety +36

      @@mjotaku1856 no offence but get therapy love.

    • @mjotaku1856
      @mjotaku1856 Před 2 lety +27

      @@micnik3573 If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to get therapy I'd be rich 😭😭😭

  • @khadijasenghor286
    @khadijasenghor286 Před 2 lety +236

    “Vampiricalness”
    Chad Chad, you have such outstanding lexicon, shower us with your exquisite vocabulary.

  • @SaddleupShawty
    @SaddleupShawty Před rokem +1

    I have an Edward doll I got a long time ago, he now wears a crop top and short skirt and lives in my moss ball aquarium.

  • @iymenabdella1774
    @iymenabdella1774 Před 2 lety +1

    the internets SMOOOTHEST ad transitions

  • @CaatsGoMoooo
    @CaatsGoMoooo Před 2 lety +137

    I found my old grade 4 English class notebook from way back in 2009/2010, and I literally wrote an assignment based on the Twilight series. I mentioned Bella getting pregnant, and amidst the checkmarks, that singular sentence got underlined. It's been over a decade but I just really want to know what my 4th grade teacher was thinking as she witnessed a 9 year old casually mention vampire impregnation. It's going to haunt me.

  • @paigeconnelly4244
    @paigeconnelly4244 Před 2 lety +224

    This is why Interview With the Vampire was so good. Anne Rice wrote Vampires who are attractive so they could lure their prey, but were also horrendous monsters who toyed with and psychologically tortured their prey. And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst did amazing jobs in portraying that ACTUAL terrifying side.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Před 7 měsíci +4

      Yeah still one of my favorite vampire movies to this day

  • @Lochlann-Nl
    @Lochlann-Nl Před 2 měsíci +1

    “You wanna know how I got these scars?” Triple karmeliet. Must’ve been a drunk accident

  • @jamesevans1176
    @jamesevans1176 Před 2 lety +7

    I was once asked, seriously, in my Senior year of high school if I was a vampire. Because, as a joke in the 7th grade, my partner said they were a vampire because middle school is a weird dramatic time and they kept being asked about being pale and wearing mostly all black.
    I should have said yes, tbh, it would have been hilarious.

  • @elianat9204
    @elianat9204 Před 2 lety +116

    Edward: Bella I’m a monster I sparkle in the sun slight, because I sweat a lot 😭

    • @scarletsage6267
      @scarletsage6267 Před 2 lety +21

      If you think about it if Edward was in 2021 people would automatically assume he was wearing some expensive make up or something over his body

    • @elianat9204
      @elianat9204 Před 2 lety +18

      @@scarletsage6267 just like a lot of highlighter 💀 Edward would probably be like James Charles, both of them like people who are to young for them

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 Před 2 lety +3

      @Eliana T Sheesh, had to do it to em😥

    • @eilir_adron
      @eilir_adron Před 2 lety +10

      @Eliana T You're comparing him to Edward, Jacob legit went after a baby 😭

    • @elianat9204
      @elianat9204 Před 2 lety +5

      @@eilir_adron omg there all creeps! Oh no 🙈

  • @user-wd5mx9ec3p
    @user-wd5mx9ec3p Před 2 lety +228

    I’m hungover af this made my day better

  • @rawsheabutter
    @rawsheabutter Před 2 lety +5

    I love how she could not think of the word vampirism and just made a word up 😂😂

  • @emberblaze7154
    @emberblaze7154 Před 2 lety +3

    6:39 looks like he is still losing baby teeth omg😀

  • @lankykong3992
    @lankykong3992 Před 2 lety +165

    Theory: The video is just an excuse to show off that Chad Chad is playing Joker in the next Batman movie.

  • @CyberiaTheme
    @CyberiaTheme Před 2 lety +271

    Happy to see the notification for this video. Been having a horrible time lately (my Dad, the only family I had left and he was my best friend tbqh, passed away from cancer approximately a month ago) so watching stuff is a wonderful distraction. Thank you.

    • @brunamota8865
      @brunamota8865 Před 2 lety +36

      hang in there friend, things will get better 🙏🏽💙

    • @dr.jotarokujo5288
      @dr.jotarokujo5288 Před 2 lety +21

      @create bro you're posting the same link on nearly EVERY comment, give it a rest my g

    • @jeffs_r_us7166
      @jeffs_r_us7166 Před 2 lety +11

      I’m so sorry. Maybe this won’t mean much coming from some rando, but I send you my love

    • @mlpdisneylover
      @mlpdisneylover Před 2 lety +6

      Aw I’m so very sorry for you

    • @agoofygoober7649
      @agoofygoober7649 Před 2 lety +5

      I’m sorry 😥 hang in there, buddy, your dad is watching over you and rooting for you ❤️

  • @Spirit_lights
    @Spirit_lights Před rokem +12

    2:57 I’m probably gonna end up on r/ whoosh but the term for that is vampirism

  • @muttnick
    @muttnick Před rokem +1

    you have really clever anf dunny ad transitions! glad you blew up

  • @icon8277
    @icon8277 Před 2 lety +117

    Me: Starts getting flashbacks to Danny’s vampire dad video and music video

  • @asia.luvsyu
    @asia.luvsyu Před 2 lety +96

    6:51 Please tell me I wasn't the only one who jumped 😭✋-

  • @rockandrollfantasy86
    @rockandrollfantasy86 Před rokem +3

    6:38 Fella is 7 years old and his older brother is doing voice over, you can't change my mind.

  • @asumisawada2330
    @asumisawada2330 Před rokem +12

    0:05 Hayley Willams is back 😍😍

  • @mari-ey6xr
    @mari-ey6xr Před 2 lety +175

    “looks like meat’s back on the menu boys” *shire music ensues*

  • @Theyallhate_Jadeee
    @Theyallhate_Jadeee Před 2 lety +75

    vampire diaries but in Walmart version

  • @personifiedtoast4869
    @personifiedtoast4869 Před 2 lety +1444

    In a way I aspire to be like them. It takes a lot of confidence to wake up, record this and post it for the world to see not knowing the reaction. Go confidence ig

  • @reyisdumb.
    @reyisdumb. Před rokem +2

    i absolutely love chad chad and this video is hilarious but nothing will ever top danny’s vampire dad rap

  • @granautismo69
    @granautismo69 Před rokem +9

    3:05 Vampirism

  • @sennap7109
    @sennap7109 Před 2 lety +78

    5:21 not him being goofy😜

  • @nodamsels7201
    @nodamsels7201 Před 2 lety +75

    0:19 I’m weakkkk💀

  • @Reiskekzz..
    @Reiskekzz.. Před rokem +1

    it’s 2.32am I wanna sleep but your vids are so addicting

  • @Lavlikessquids
    @Lavlikessquids Před 6 měsíci +2

    If I recall, the legend of vampires started from tuberculosis

  • @cheesemustard
    @cheesemustard Před 2 lety +162

    “You better hang on spider monkey” made me fall out of my bed laughing

  • @lamineamari
    @lamineamari Před 2 lety +286

    Who would enroll a human to an all monster school?
    Tsukune's father... that's who

    • @moonfairy2325
      @moonfairy2325 Před 2 lety +2

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @carawells3658
      @carawells3658 Před 2 lety

      Me too lolol

    • @realafah
      @realafah Před 2 lety

      Lol, same bro

    • @realafah
      @realafah Před 2 lety

      Altho it’s just as much Tsukunes fault for being there since he chose to stay there for his big-boobs-mckensy vampire wifuu tbh

    • @daskpr0159
      @daskpr0159 Před rokem

      I had the same thought!

  • @ssauu
    @ssauu Před rokem +1

    “You wanna know how I got these scars?”
    **razor ad plays**

  • @justmagdalenadownhere
    @justmagdalenadownhere Před rokem +2

    Vampirism and the symptoms of rabies are strikingly similar.
    Photophobia - aversion to light
    Hydrophobia - aversion to water
    Foaming at the mouth - foaming at the mouth wtf did you expect
    Aggression - being aggressive (shocking, I know)
    Desensitisation to pain
    Increased physical strength - a virus is tearing up your nervous system. There will be side effects.