Pete Davidson: “You Ever Get So High, You, Like, Watch the Credits?”
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- Pete Davidson talks about watching movies while smoking weed, and questions why a particular scene was kept in “Jaws.” (Contains strong language.)
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He so high that he forgot to stop talking bout jaws lol
I think this is the 420th comment, so have fun with that lol
He looks like Trevor from gta 5 son
😂😂😂😂😂
@@pablo2495 hero . 🍻
He forgor
“When I’m high, I don’t mind traffic. It’s more like ‘oh, company’.”
It's so true. 🤣
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Pete looks like the drug addicted teenager in anti-drug commercials.
LMAO
He is the drug addicted kid lmao
My dog had surgery and I need to go get him and grab a few things. Would like to know you're plan
A sexy one, too. Dude has fought to be here. Respect
100% agree
He definitely looks like a vampire that's immune to the sun...
So Twilight?
@@seemslegit2412 Okaay let's go with that.
DAYWALKER
@@trevorstewart7081 I could see him in a Deacon Frost role maybe.
@@trevorstewart7081 Day walker! Right on!
the eye that closes a little faster than the other. i love him
Strokey
@@billgateskilledmyuncle23 ?
That's anti depressants
Your sick
Yes! Thank you.
*Me smoking a blunt*
Clicks on video
*“I love smoking weed”*
Oh yes Pete, exactly what I need to be watching rn 😂
😹😹
Damn right 😂
What’s your IG
@@jR7_7 Sunkissedkam ❤️
i packed a bowl, clicked on yt and this was the first video i saw:)
I'm glad he's finding a way to have a career. Many people with mental health issues of that severity are in the hospital, unemployed, on government assistance, etc. He's getting treatment, taking his meds, and making a living. I applaud that, even when a joke doesn't land.
It's also a lot easier to get treatment when you're a celebrity. So many people can't even get a diagnosis because doctors can be so dismissive and unwilling to really dig into something that isn't easily diagnosable.
@@DJ-sn2wn agreed, but he’s also suffered with mental health issues way before his comedy/acting career took off. He still made something of himself by putting himself out there and working for it. Gotta give credit where credit is due (even though yes - privilege does benefit him)
Dude, 99% of comedians have mental health issues
Or they are politicians
I was about to say, he looks so much healthier
I love how stand-up comedians occasionally do sound design with how they hit the mic against stuff to assist the joke. The kid tumbling out was perfect! And it was so fast I didn't even register what happened at first!
Bill Burr does that a lot, he’s pretty good at it.
@Tan I'm okay admitting I may have misused the term on a technical level, but how is it the opposite of sound design?
Gaberil igies
@@RepostRippIe Google it first, dude
"Who directed this? He did a good job."
Killed me.
That's not even a joke. It's what the credits are for.
seriously?
With that investigative tone lmao, too accurate!
He just assumes a man is the director
@@eliserecord3606 he's not even talking about a specific movie. It's a hypothetical scenario, in which the director is whoever he wants it to be.
Why isn’t there a tv show where it’s just Pete Davidson being Pete Davidson
It's called SNL
There’s a movie
King of Staten Island is the closest you'd come to seeing the real him.
@@monicapyle Nah, too many other people clogging up the works.
He sounds like a cross of Al Pacino and Iago in Aladdin.
Iago and its Gilbert Gottfried
@@blackguyofthesouth2161 at least youve found something to do with your time in 2020.
Literally thinking the whole time that he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried mixed with someone else
Yo I swear Pete is just a whole ass mood
Paycheck 2: 9-5
Or a weed high. Lol
Yeah… boredom
Do you ever get so high that the credits watch you?
In soviet Russia...
@@henrygustavekrausse7459 what would scooby doo 😕
Tf is wrong with yall
@@Thomas_Winters Thomas: *and I took that personally*
YOOOOOO💀😭
As somone who needs weed the same way he does (helps me with severe anxiety, panic attacks, ptsd etc.) I appreciate him being so honest and candid about his use and why.
Last week at work I smoked my friends cart and it made me feel like a normal person 🥲. No social anxiety and stuff. It was truly an awesome experience
I feel for you. I don’t feel like a normal person when I smoke for sure.
I'm jealous, weed is the exact opposite for me. It gives me severe anxiety and occasional panic attacks
@@trevorhall5043 That happened to me for a while, take some mushrooms and you'll be good to go after(ik this sounds like a joke but anytime i'd smoke for a span of about 3 months i had severe panic attacks no matter how much or how little i smoked, after i had a mushrooms trip i haven't gotten those since) 😂
It's nice to see the SNL drug dealer branching out.
Thought I had bought Xanax from him before
He doesn’t deal it at SNL. He just hands it out. Sharing is caring
My exact sentiment
Pretty sure he was a stand up comic before he got on SNL
@@MrMDevis I'm pretty sure I was making a joke, and at no point was I really suggesting SNL had a drug dealer that's gone in to comedy.
As someone with ADHD he was not joking, weed makes us feel normal like the rest of u .
You’re right. It is the best feeling in the world when it kicks in and you feel like ‘everything’s ok’.
Same...
only with zaza
@@EobardFerguson yupppp...it's like is this how the rest of u feel all the time ...damm u guys are privileged
Weed actually worsens my ADHD but helps with anxiety and depression
"..cuz it was made in the 70s so it actually looks like a movie " and the high in traffic had me on my ass!!! i love him!!
Was looking 4 this comment!! Like it slid past everybody else classic lololol
That is EXACTLY how I use IMDB, to be fair.
Oscar Olson the only reason I read the comments was to find this post. 💯
@Tyler yeah, that's literally it's purpose lol smh
THERE HE IS! THERE’S MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY!
Watched Borat 2 last night while high, watched all the credits. Afterwards I was like, did I just sit here through the entire credits? lol I do that a lot when I'm high. I just realize, like, I've been staring at this apple for 25 minutes. Weed is amazing.
Yes it is man. Did the same thing last night.
So true
I haven't watched borat 2 yet. Is it as food as the 1st one?
It is amazing, but burnout autists that do nothing but talk about it really hurt the general acceptance of it. People like Seth Rogen are why dispensaries are so clean in order to get traditional old people to accept it as legitimate.
@@guilhermefranco2930 Not sure about its culinary quality, but yes it is as good as the first Borat, I could not stop laughing.
"That wouldn't happen"
The vow is based on a true story.
Lol guess he didn’t watch the end credits for that movie.
pshhhh it’s fine
They actually broke up like 3 years ago because one of them cheated
@@ryandent8569 damn that's sad.
Ryan how tf would the other one remember they got cheated on? Let alone remember they got divorced let alone was in a relationship with the other person lol
I absolutely love this funny funny kid, I can’t believe it took me 78 years to find Pete Davidson 🤷♀️he is soooo funny🤣😂👍🏻👏🏼
You are a gem in this world. Thank you for surviving this long! Thank you.
@@bluesakura2092 you are so sweet .❤️
What a thread yaar 🙌
W lady
This guys the embodiment of "HEY IM WALKIN HERE"
I’m not sure if it’s because I’m pretty high myself right now, but him explaining the scene inJaws that shouldn’t be there has me cracking up
This guy sounds like the parrot from the cartoon Aladdin movie sometimes.
That was Gilbert Godfrey
@@johnshaft175 that’s Gilbert Gottfried.
@@johnshaft175 that's the sprite guy, isn't it?
its the new york accent they have
Yo what he said about how jaws was made in the 70s so it looks like a movie I said the exact same thing to a buddy of mine a decade ago when I was ripped and I could never get anyone to understand what i meant ahaha but I swear it makes sense
It makes complete sense, the technology is so dated it doesn’t feel “real”
@@nachtegaelw5389 it's also not overdone. It's simple so it flows better and not as heavy with all the cgi.
The old black and white films are the best. Those were good horror movies that could actually scare ya without the heavy reliance on jump scares. It was more of a psychology thing.
@@rose_blackwood oh yes, there are some great 1930s horror films!
Cant believe this is the dude boning Kim Kardashian rn lmao
I'll never understand the hate towards Pete, the dude is hilarious.
@Grace Decker thats whats funny!
Meeting people in traffic is an underrated treat lol one time I was in a LOOOONG drive and somewhere in Tennessee something happened so that we were all stuck in the mountains with no exit for miles. It was a really warm day so instead of everybody sitting in their car with the air conditioning running most people were getting out stretching their legs and making conversation with other people stuck in line, it was pretty chill. I wish I'd had weed to smoke on the road back then 😂
I love this dude; it’s like watching a friend tell a joke XD
his little laugh at the very end of this video 🥺🥰
Ahhh pete davidson. There is a perfect man out there
My sister was killed by a stoned driver a few months ago. Still a little raw. If you smoke and drive, make sure you know how much you're doing. Don't smoke in the car because it makes it hard to gauge how intoxicated you are. Maybe take a couple of hits in the house and then get in the car. Remember that weed these days is so potent it can cause you to actually watch the credits.
I'm so sorry but that end bit made it hard to tell if this is a joke,but if u are serious I'm very sorry for your loss.
@@lwandiledlamini1972 It is true. Thank you for being kind. The joke was to take the edge off the seriousness of it. I'm still working through it.
@@dogchaser520 well I hope u get through it so sorry.
@@lwandiledlamini1972 Thanks, you're a good person.
@@QaadiraChance Thank you.
He’s right from now I’m talking like the characters in Jaws
Dude "The Vow" is based on a true story, you'd remember that if you'd have ever watched the credits, Fun fact- the woman despite marrying the same guy 2nd time, never actually regained her memory!
It’s a joke
Not if you watch it high.
here's another fun fact: the guy had an affair and they wound up divorced!
Steve buschemi in the younger days
He does sound like him😂
Kanye watching this rn?
He's probably high in the stand up
100%. Those long awkward pauses lolll
anyone here know??
People are upset because they don't get dark or dry humor. 🤷 This isn't the best clip of one of his stand-ups, but still. Proud of this man.
Dude ain’t funny....any way you spin it. He just ain’t that funny. We won’t be seeing much of him years to come
Sorry to hear that, man.
@Tatea yeah.....his been doing so much work after his average ass movie. Considered to be one of the greats lol sike.
@Tatea ain’t no hater clown, it’s my opinion and my opinion says he is overrated. His name will be forgotten in 2 years. Fan boy
@@michaelbattlejr836 ok well he has a million dollar home and you dont
Just searched “watch this whilst smoking weed” I’m very satisfied, his giggle right at the end made me lol
I've got to be honest. I have heard of you and am a fan of your SNL work.
It was just yesterday that I read and understood the trauma you've been through.
Though my trauma is different, I understand.
Sometimes our trauma causes us to act differently.
People will never understand.
I see you, buddy.
You're a new hero to this old lady.
BTW...huge 420 fan.
i actually love this humour, just chilled open thinking thats results in laughs
"I tried! I said hello?" Favorite part.
His impression of the kid falling out of the shark made me laugh so hard I scared the cats away. So wrong but so damn funny ;)
Pete's so stoned his eyes are blinking in different time zones.
He is my best friend 💓 and I am 60 years old, i have been smoking weed since 1975
Hell yea yo!! That’s what I’m talking bout
Sound like my parents. lol
F off Nancy lol jkjkjkjk I'm high right now
😎✌️✌️🚬🚬
Thanks Karen
ok but seriously don’t drive when you’re high lmao
for real lol...that's awful
Thank you Pete, needed a smile.
I have never watched Pete before but CZcams keeps recommending and I don’t mind!! He is great!
He might get a chance to date one of the kardashians one day...
Keep doing you kid..
I like how he says “like a movie” as it’s some kinda inside joke he has with himself lmao
If bill burr and gilbert gottfried had a baby
This is literally the first time I’ve ever heard him speak and I did not expect him to sound like that at all. 💀
While trying to decide on a name for my daughter, i can't tell you how many credits i watched. Now i'm officially hooked.
him screaming "YO! GUESS WHO DON'T REMEMBER?" is the most new york that anyone has ever sounded
If only we had his positive attitude when sitting in traffic. Of course, the difference is that we shouldn’t be high while in traffic
Bro the amount that I relate to his high is amazing. He would be so fun to get high with.
Sorry I almost longs it str
He makes sense e
Why didn’t nahtjtng maerr e
Lol its 420 in the afternoon rn
When he drops the mic...lmao such a good effect
The traffic thing has me rolling😂
I saw Pete Davidson irl and used IMDB immediately after and I'm high now
I love Pete Davidson
His little giggle at the end
He is a classic. Keep your head up, P.
I love how he wears FD stuff for his dad! awesome!!
That number tattoo is his pops' FD ID number, too. 👌
He could be my child! From 1975! I am 60 years old and I get his humor.
We know you're a cougar, Nancy. You can't fool us.
@@whatsupbato wtf
You can be MY mommy 😉
Your GRANDCHILD
@@laurahall2710 she’s not old enough to be his grandma
My favorite comedy routines include audience reactions. It just adds to whatever is going on. An extra dimension or layer where I don’t feel so alone. But seriously I don’t need to see the comedian all the time I already know what he looks like. Although I suppose some places don’t allow filming wherever or whatever at their venue. This guys funny and likeable. Bill
Hello, thank you for your comment and support,your love and support is what got me this far,keep supporting me ❤️
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Anyone else’s sick of joy high high
Pete is one of my most favorite comedians 😂
"yooo guess who dont remember " i was on the flooorrr
I go to imdb without even getting high
Lmao
His little laugh at the very end haha
Pete is just a whole ass mood
Idk why it is oddly surprising to hear some guy talking about romantic movies.But I appreciate that.
Duuuuude i tell everyone im the crazy movie lady who knows every actor and movie but irl im just a stoner that has read every page of imdb 😂
Always look for the Key Grip in the credits. Lol. Pete is a great comedian. Also IMDB is my go to! I love that site.
Love that "i hate my wife" straight man humor
I do the same with any surprisingly good horror movies and when I look up the director, I'm like "THAT guy???"
Whoaaaaa
You’re right so it doesn’t malty r
No one got his joke about how shitty movies are these days, but so true... They suck! Sean Connery agreed with him too RIP
Lmao yu know you high when yu start looking for the music at the end of the credits 😂
"Weed, amirite guys? So funny🤣"
Is it just me or this guy looks like Nick from Big Mouth
Was about to comment he looks like a big mouth charachter
peteeeeeee i love you
love pete so much
Lmaoo the weed jokes
kanye using this in court
"ever got so high, you watch the credits?"
marvel fans: 👁👄👁
I need a Comedy Central standup episode.
The Jaws stuff was amazing.
The fact "The Vow" is based on a true story though hahah.
i said “yup” so many times in the first half
"I tried everything I said hello...😐 " lol
Love Pete !
That little laugh at 5:14 has me rolling
Now u also watching
@@7.p.o.i.n.t.s.774 yes I am lol
@@buzzlightyearoh u really lol
I soooo love Pete Davidson!
A whaatttt😂😭i always say it like that. It always felt out of place 😂
i could hear the smirk at the end
i feel like he would be a good joker.
That traffic joke makes sense. When I’m high I feel Iike I’m in a movie and I do feel like we’re all in this together like I just am happy and feel like everyone is thinking the same thing I am thinking as if we’re telepathically communicating like when something happens in your presence with your best friend and you both turn your heads as if on cue and just glare at eachother with the exact same expression on both of your faces…. That kinda feeling.
were you high when you wrote this comment cause i feel like you were lmaooo
1:48 that sound effect is so under appreciated
The Nicolas Sparks line 4:06 is either smarter than it should be or I'm high.