*throws gun away* Ally: Comrade, where are you going? Me: We shot the dude 50 times and he's still alive. I literally watched him remove a bullet from his arm like a zit. He doesn't feel pain. Dunno about you but I fucking quit :V
If you're wondering how he's able to do this without feeling pain, you have to waste all your morphine supplies to get to these animations. You are literally pumped full of morphine.
@@lobster6736 That’s literally how the game’s healing works though, once you get to less than one bar of health and heal these animations play instead of the normal syringe ones
Far Cry logic: Character: **sees that he has a hole with a bullet on the arm** Also character **proceeds to create another hole to let the bullet out** Also, all of these solutions are way cheaper than American's healthcare system
I liked this system. I remember falling off a ledge. and resetting my thumb. and it made me feel so immersed. yes sometimes it was silly. but a lot of the times it really pulled you into the actio
Same. I remember the first time I fell from a high ledge in far cry 3 and Jason literally had his whole arm dislocated and simple reset it. Vision blurred from the pain and pulling out shrapnel after getting blown up. Healing animations in these games are top notch
It really depend, you can put small bone into place after internal fracture you can also pop dislocated joint into place quite easily both itervantions will make you fonctional. However deep tissue removal of bullet and other things is really dangerous
"I think I just broke my arm" "You need an ice pack?" "Nah, I got this." *Proceeds to snap arm and hand bones back into place* "What... Why did you... how did yo-" "Never mind, I feel fine now."
@@homelessman3762 This situation is all taken place in a school sick bay. Sorry about that. I should have added that in somewhere. Thank you for pointing it out for me. Have a good day m8.
I remember the incident like it was yesterday. July 15th, 1975. Me and the squad were doing our usual patrols as we have done the last 27 years, making sure no one gets past the outpost. We were damn good at our jobs. Not a single soul went through our outpost. Until… We see a lone man approach us. He is coming towards us on foot from the Southern Road. What the hell? The nearest city south to us is 30 miles away. Did he seriously walk all that way just to get here? Why is he here? He doesn’t look armed or dangerous, so how could he have made it through that city? “Stop right there!” One of my comrades, James, was manning the machine gun turret. He aims at the man who keeps approaching, not listening to any of our warnings. We get ready for combat. Clearly, he’s not going to listen to words, but maybe some bullets down range will convince him to stop. No one has ever passed through our outpost, and no one ever will. We start firing. James on the turret, Adam in the tower with his sniper, and me, Austin, and David on the ground open fire on this lone man. He makes no effort to dodge, yet he does not fall. Why? We see our bullets hitting him, blood spurting out in every direction from his body, yet he still continues to march towards us. What happens next can barely be described as horrifying. As we continue to fire, we see the man kneel down and pull something out of his leg. Looks sort of like a wire? I don’t even know how that got in his leg. When he pulls it out, though, he doesn’t even blink an eye. Worst part, though, was that all of the hundreds of bullet holes we had put in him disappeared. Gone within a blink of an eye. All of our efforts into stopping him wasted in an instant. I looked at Austin and James, wide-eyed and horrified. What did I just witness? Is this real? Am I dreaming? Unfortunately, the looks on their faces let me know that this was not, in fact, a dream, and would soon turn into a nightmare. He continued marching towards us. We started shooting faster and faster and faster. Panic began to set in. No one understood why this man was still alive. Then it happened again. Only this time, he puller out a pair of tweezers and jammed it into his arm. No sign of pain. He pulls out a bullet. Again, no flinching, groaning, or any other sign of pain. All of the bullet holes, once again, disappears, and all of the blood just vanishes into thin air. Panic breaks out. We start shooting as fast as we possibly can, but to no avail. I see him pull out a .50BMG rifle. Where the hell was he hiding it? Boom. James goes down. Boom. Adam is down. He makes his way towards us, the remaining members. I witness him cracking his hands, and once again, all of his wounds disappear. What the hell is going on with this guy? He clearly isn’t human. He puts the rifle on his back, and it vanishes into thin air. Then, from the same place he “placed” his rifle, he suddenly pulls out a shotgun. Boom. Austin is down. He puts that away again then grabs a rocket launcher. The explosion blows up David and sends me flying into the wall. I try picking up my gun, but I’m too banged up and panicked to do anything. This random guy just pulled out a rifle, rocket launcher, and shotgun from the same place. I don’t even know how carrying all that weight is possible. He sees me laying against the wall. He approaches me. I can see a couple bullet holes we managed to put through him before we fell. “Wanna see something even more messed up?” All of a sudden, I see fire form on his arms. He pays them out, and his body magically heals. All the blood disappears. I wanted to grab my gun and shoot him. I wanted to shoot myself. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. In the end, all I could do was watch as he picked up all of my dead comrade’s weapons, storing them in his magical pocket, and leaving. I wonder if he kept me alive as an act of pity or as some form of torture knowing that the image of him healing hundreds of gunshot wounds by pulling out a fire that magically formed on his arm will forever haunt me. Diary Entry #124. It’s been 3 years and the event still haunts me. I think this might be my last entry
It actually doesn't. You have to take great care to heal in a good spot in this game, cause an enemy can easily gun you down before the animation is over. I doubt you will even ever see this lmao
Far Cry 2 was the very first FC i ever played and i don't regret that exactly that was the case. It is the BEST ever. Not just because of the healing animations, but the atmosphere, the freedom of not having to worry about perk upgrades, your main goal is getting rid of a simple guy who is just good at providing weapons for factions not some crazy in the head lunatic. And its not the basic linear story shooter like it's first game was. Truly a gem that i don't think Far Cry will ever be able to repeat
I like how there isn't any grunts or sfx of him in pain like it's not painful at he be like "Oh looks like my pelvis got smay into pieces time to heal it"
Complaintzy what do you mean? The bullet is Penetrating ur flesh and ur muscles bro, what do you mean it’s not gonna hurt as bad? Do you realize how many sizes does a bullet come in? Like bro a 9mm yeah that’s nothing but a 5.56 nato round or armor Piercing round and even a 50 Cal BMG will have you screaming till you take a shit and pee ur pants (Don’t take it seriously I’m just joking with you 🤣😂) but for real tho in my opinion it depends on the size cuz the bigger the bullet is, the more is gonna hurt y’all know.
@@yvn_youngdexter2741 there was a guy who got randomly shot while jogging and he didn't notice, after he collapsed and bled to death doctors found a .308 point in his leg
I would walk right back out if I just had something like if I felt sick I would say "nah it's okay it'll go away" But if I'm going to die in a couple of hours I would speed dial him like a GOD
The one where he pulls that piece of steel from his knee gets me every time. The way he stops midway as if its too painful to grab in one go is just.. ouch.
Far Cry 2's healing system is literally just the definition of "walk it off"
*breaks fingers*
oh ne its not really a problem lemme just crack em back into place
good example of tis' but a scratch
Imma destroy your 999
Edit : it felt guuuuddd
@@Hellstaraditya6356 i had no idea i even got this many likes wow
Truuuuu
I just imagine him doing all that painful stuff with a poker face
Nah he's crying like a baby we just can't hear it
A mix of “ you’ve eaten a lemon” and a determined face
@@justsomeplantcells- so fucking true tho
Terminator vibe
😂😂😂
"Agh! I broke my leg!"
Fortnite: b a n d a g e
Far cry: *Unbreak it*
Yes
Zelda: f o o d
school medic: I c e
TF2 Medic: M e d i
Overwatch: mercy healing u or heal yourself when bastion
Enemy: Sir, he isn't dying!
Captain: What? You are an army, he is a single guy!
Enemy: Yeah, Jhon used bazooka but... But he just healed himself!
F
he just ate a piece of cooked steak
Captain: what the- HOW?
Enemy: I don’t know but he like patted the fire off his arms and ripped a tooth out!
History: The first hospital was invented in 1663.
People in 1662:
1662: "Like yeah just pull everything out that'll be it." lmao
Lmao
Malay?
Pretty much 😂
@@AyangStudios what
Just imagine a person doing that without any reactions of pain
That would be awesome
impossible since it's probably so painful it's unbearable, only people born with no pain receptors can
@@nottownlma Or people high on morphine and high grade pain killers
@@nottownlma You'd be suprised that there is a rare disease whwre you dont feel any of the pain at all.
@@jovycataga2581 instant surprised
Dude can heal more than doctors ever do.
I was shot in the shoulder*
Far Cry: ''let's put these fingers in place''
This dude is just a monster.
Imagine being the enemies, watching him ‘heal’ himself
*throws gun away*
Ally: Comrade, where are you going?
Me: We shot the dude 50 times and he's still alive. I literally watched him remove a bullet from his arm like a zit. He doesn't feel pain. Dunno about you but I fucking quit :V
@@anonguy772 lol
The part with the knife and pliers is actually a surgical trick used to stop internal or external bleeding, they got that right
No thanks, I like sleeping comfortably at knight.
@@flawless_Cowboy wow nice pun
*Starts drowning*
*Removes tooth*
*Gets health back*
Same but with tree branches and metal bar in stomach and metal rod in leg (that actually happened to me in far cry 2)
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@@modernpanda7597 why self promote
@The Let's Player sound like psychology case
**starts drowning**
**Cuts neck with knife**
**Breath like fish**
If you're wondering how he's able to do this without feeling pain, you have to waste all your morphine supplies to get to these animations.
You are literally pumped full of morphine.
That explain a lot
No you don’t, it happens if you’re on the last bar of health. Dumbass
@@MajesticsTwelve wrong
@@lobster6736 That’s literally how the game’s healing works though, once you get to less than one bar of health and heal these animations play instead of the normal syringe ones
@@-thriftrr-4552 wrong
Imagine ur in the middle of a war and someone goes “Hol up guy, there’s a bullet in my arm, lemme just get it out real quick”
Meanwhile Minecraft:
**breaks leg**
"A few steaks will be enough"
Suffers extreme burns after taking a dip in lava:
One shiny apple should be enough
*gets hit on haed with two entire falling anvils *
*Eats carrot encased in gold *
Gets shot in the eyeball by bow
Nothing I can't fix with some potatoes
Apple Would be enough for Broken Bones
@@Pratik53101 a rotten meat will be enough to heal your entire body
Pain: **exists**
Farcry 2: no, we don’t do that here
600 likes and no reply’s lol
😂😂😂true
999 likes and 2 replies?
I made it triple 9 likes
@@abhinav3608 1026
I love how he doesn’t even care when
he like breaks his leg or something else
Well for do this animations you have to waste ALL your morphine
Far Cry logic:
Character: **sees that he has a hole with a bullet on the arm**
Also character **proceeds to create another hole to let the bullet out**
Also, all of these solutions are way cheaper than American's healthcare system
and the SUS here in Brazil
Healing in Far Cry be like:
I use the pain to destroy the pain
Bullshit but l believe it
100 likes wow
I don't know i never gone this far before 😐
Sometimes to fix something broken, you need to break something else
Yes
690 likes nice
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
Far Cry: *IF YOUR DEAD, JUST BE ALIVE*
If your gf die, bring her back to life
If you broke
Just get money
If you're deaf, just hear.
"If you're bad, be good."
@@water8355 Who says your gf needs to be alive?
I liked this system. I remember falling off a ledge. and resetting my thumb. and it made me feel so immersed. yes sometimes it was silly. but a lot of the times it really pulled you into the actio
Same. I remember the first time I fell from a high ledge in far cry 3 and Jason literally had his whole arm dislocated and simple reset it. Vision blurred from the pain and pulling out shrapnel after getting blown up. Healing animations in these games are top notch
Real Life: “HE BROKE HIS THUMB, TAKE HIM TO THE E.R.!”
Minecraft: *B r e a d y u m y u m*
“How much did you say my hospital bill was again?”
"69.420 $"
"fine ill do it by myself"
@@Random_. hello
"0$"
@@Cake-je1hu hello
Oo
Other games: Healing Potions, Food, etc.
Far Cry: snap, crackle, pop
Eggman would be pleased
Haha noob killed by jotaro
🚑
@@Ava.G17x That would’ve been cooler bro got wasted by the wee woo bus
I laughed a little too hard
Far cry 2
Character: **low health** cracks knuckles
Character: **GETS 10000000000 MORE HEALTH**
Man: Gets half of his body blown up
Far Cry 2: *'Tis but a scratch*
If only healing yourself was this easy in real life.
Doctor : "You have cancer"
"Okie dokie" *Snaps broken finger into place*
Docter :you have been cured
Rips the cancerous tumor out of his stomach with bare hands and throws it onto ground
@@Hecu how u know where the tumor is
@@idahernandez6261 Shut up, nerd
@ im not a nerd i just have more braincells than you
He'll inflict more damage by trying to heal himself.
No he won't
Than he'll heal himself even more
It really depend, you can put small bone into place after internal fracture you can also pop dislocated joint into place quite easily both itervantions will make you fonctional. However deep tissue removal of bullet and other things is really dangerous
r/whooosh ?
No
This is the most random recommended vid I’ve ever gotten😂😂😂
“Tis but a scratch” -The Black Knight
The fact that this video is from 12 years ago is more impressive
The fact this comment from yesterday is awesome
Noice
Ikr
Yessir
@@youraveragegamer2710 the fact that ur comment was from yesterday
Man's really said: "aight lemme un-break my fingers real quick"
you can do that irl its realistic
Hi u stil alive...
@@fuzzy8889 needs shit tons of force thp
I mean fingers are possible to fix but the whole arm... He needs to have power equal to 3 doctors trying to fix your dislocated arm
0:56 Man's really said: "aight lemme die real quick"
“ The Pain Only Makes Me Stronger. “
-Nano
This video is true explanation in which old CZcams videos can also be viral after 13 years
"I think I just broke my arm"
"You need an ice pack?"
"Nah, I got this."
*Proceeds to snap arm and hand bones back into place*
"What... Why did you... how did yo-"
"Never mind, I feel fine now."
Gnchhhjjhhh!!!!!!😰😧😩😭
Nada Nahri did you have a stroke?
who tf gives you an ice pack when you have a broken arm, who even keeps an ice pack around with them
@@homelessman3762 This situation is all taken place in a school sick bay. Sorry about that. I should have added that in somewhere. Thank you for pointing it out for me. Have a good day m8.
Azryx The Folf oh wow, i was expecting an argument, but you were actually quite nice, thanks mate
Google: use an ice pack
Bing:
😂
Underrated comment
LMAOOOOO BEST COMMENT EVER
Criminally underrated
1000th like letsa goo
You: Dad, I accidentally cut my finger!
Your Dad:
I remember the incident like it was yesterday.
July 15th, 1975. Me and the squad were doing our usual patrols as we have done the last 27 years, making sure no one gets past the outpost. We were damn good at our jobs. Not a single soul went through our outpost. Until…
We see a lone man approach us. He is coming towards us on foot from the Southern Road. What the hell? The nearest city south to us is 30 miles away. Did he seriously walk all that way just to get here? Why is he here? He doesn’t look armed or dangerous, so how could he have made it through that city?
“Stop right there!”
One of my comrades, James, was manning the machine gun turret. He aims at the man who keeps approaching, not listening to any of our warnings.
We get ready for combat. Clearly, he’s not going to listen to words, but maybe some bullets down range will convince him to stop. No one has ever passed through our outpost, and no one ever will.
We start firing. James on the turret, Adam in the tower with his sniper, and me, Austin, and David on the ground open fire on this lone man. He makes no effort to dodge, yet he does not fall. Why? We see our bullets hitting him, blood spurting out in every direction from his body, yet he still continues to march towards us.
What happens next can barely be described as horrifying. As we continue to fire, we see the man kneel down and pull something out of his leg. Looks sort of like a wire? I don’t even know how that got in his leg. When he pulls it out, though, he doesn’t even blink an eye. Worst part, though, was that all of the hundreds of bullet holes we had put in him disappeared. Gone within a blink of an eye. All of our efforts into stopping him wasted in an instant.
I looked at Austin and James, wide-eyed and horrified. What did I just witness? Is this real? Am I dreaming? Unfortunately, the looks on their faces let me know that this was not, in fact, a dream, and would soon turn into a nightmare.
He continued marching towards us. We started shooting faster and faster and faster. Panic began to set in. No one understood why this man was still alive.
Then it happened again. Only this time, he puller out a pair of tweezers and jammed it into his arm. No sign of pain. He pulls out a bullet. Again, no flinching, groaning, or any other sign of pain. All of the bullet holes, once again, disappears, and all of the blood just vanishes into thin air.
Panic breaks out. We start shooting as fast as we possibly can, but to no avail. I see him pull out a .50BMG rifle. Where the hell was he hiding it? Boom. James goes down. Boom. Adam is down.
He makes his way towards us, the remaining members. I witness him cracking his hands, and once again, all of his wounds disappear. What the hell is going on with this guy? He clearly isn’t human.
He puts the rifle on his back, and it vanishes into thin air. Then, from the same place he “placed” his rifle, he suddenly pulls out a shotgun. Boom. Austin is down. He puts that away again then grabs a rocket launcher. The explosion blows up David and sends me flying into the wall. I try picking up my gun, but I’m too banged up and panicked to do anything. This random guy just pulled out a rifle, rocket launcher, and shotgun from the same place. I don’t even know how carrying all that weight is possible.
He sees me laying against the wall. He approaches me. I can see a couple bullet holes we managed to put through him before we fell.
“Wanna see something even more messed up?”
All of a sudden, I see fire form on his arms. He pays them out, and his body magically heals. All the blood disappears.
I wanted to grab my gun and shoot him. I wanted to shoot myself. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. In the end, all I could do was watch as he picked up all of my dead comrade’s weapons, storing them in his magical pocket, and leaving.
I wonder if he kept me alive as an act of pity or as some form of torture knowing that the image of him healing hundreds of gunshot wounds by pulling out a fire that magically formed on his arm will forever haunt me.
Diary Entry #124. It’s been 3 years and the event still haunts me. I think this might be my last entry
Beautifully written, although I may be the only person to read the whole thing, other than you, of course.
*gets* *shot* *multiple* *times* *in* *the* *torso*
“Alright, time to pull my fingers back into place”
*Bruh*
Plot twist: He's wolverine
Pretty much your wolverine in every game
O
no
N nk7 deģf5hż
At least he is deadpool
My favorite passtime is playing Far Cry healing animations in reverse
the fact that this is 13 years ago
Doctors hate him! Find out his secret!
Edit: how the actual fuck did I get 1.4K likes in just 2 months? You guys are absolute chads
Ghost you need to remove shepherd bullet revolver in your body
@@starbuckoof5219 Hell, the bullet is probably still there, not Ghost. Dude got set on fire.
@@NoScopeGamer-pw7gg ok i am just saying
@@NoScopeGamer-pw7gg 0:52 remove fire
@@starbuckoof5219 Loose Ends secret ending
So basically when your in the middle of gunfire, fixing your dislocated fingers will make you invulnerable during the duration.
Yes.
But no.
After the free time you have to heal, they will give you another bullet and you will have to heal it. Repeating the cycle.
@@codex3019 you forgot to take stormtrooper aim into account
So yeah fun fact, no, they will most likely execute you if you are in the open lmao
It actually doesn't. You have to take great care to heal in a good spot in this game, cause an enemy can easily gun you down before the animation is over. I doubt you will even ever see this lmao
If Far Cry 2 was real life:
Me: *cracks knuckles*
My arthritis and carpal tunnel pains: _becomes dream stans dad_
"what do you mean it hurts? I don't know what you're talking about."
*Gets shot in the head*
Alright let me fix my broken fingers
Justin Y. Im following you
Rhythm me too
Rhythm I look in his video tab and follow him, go to the most recent video, I'm there
JustCallMeJay we be making a movement, let's go!
Fuck off justin
I just realised, the sound of the metal part getting out of his knee, is the sound that Fuze charges produce in Rainbow 6 Siege.
Same engine
Yup yup
Damnnnn
dude... so that's why it's so familiar
@Benaiah Dandel 8A I believe its anvil but im not 100 percent sure
USA: Hospital for 100 billion dollars and best doctors in the world
Russia:
Far Cry 2 was the very first FC i ever played and i don't regret that exactly that was the case. It is the BEST ever. Not just because of the healing animations, but the atmosphere, the freedom of not having to worry about perk upgrades, your main goal is getting rid of a simple guy who is just good at providing weapons for factions not some crazy in the head lunatic. And its not the basic linear story shooter like it's first game was. Truly a gem that i don't think Far Cry will ever be able to repeat
“I don’t have time to bleed”
“A bunch of slack jawed f***ots around here! THIS STUFF WILL MAKE YOU A GODAMNED SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS! Just like me...”
I don’t got time to feel pain
That pained me 😂😂😂
No likes, No Replies, 10 Minutes ago, With Checkmark.
Noice
Me a lot
unoriginal self promoting channel
may you commit shut the fuck up?
sub bot
ethan winters be like-"finally a worthy opponent".
I like how there isn't any grunts or sfx of him in pain like it's not painful at he be like "Oh looks like my pelvis got smay into pieces time to heal it"
Well to see this animations you have to waste ALL your morphine
Doctors hate this Guy!
*Find more out here*
Where?
When?
i think u guys didnt get it lol
@@madhunter6420 i think they did
@@Future_Doggo lol nice name
history:pain was invented 1644
people in 1643:
Noice
*discovered
@@glove6780 ok chill
@@glove6780 *invented
@@troytafreshi8173 ok chill
Who needs a doctor when you can carry on that knife and pliers anywhere u go
This is what the coach wants you to do when you get hurt during pe
*Pain* ?
Never heard of it
Pain is in the head
Flesh doesn't feel pain
@@darksyde0418 wait it doesn't?...wow
@@cookiebutterfollower5085 it's your nervous system that does
@@darksyde0418 it is still pain lmao😂
Ethan Winters : "Finnaly a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"
hAnD wAsHiNg GoD
He's half human and half mold. Bakers killed him in the beginning but with help of Eveline, he got revived.
The secret was Chem Fluid all along
Anytime I read his name, I use Heisenberg accent lol and i cant help it
@@Kenny-hy5pj 😂👍👍
school be like:
*gets stabbed*
The school nurse: yup, this water should be able to heal your stab wound in a matter of seconds!
this is literally ASMR for me, like the scratching of the blood, the clunking of the metal in the knife and bolt cutter, man..
I remember playing this game and when I was healing I was like: Omg that hurts more than the bullet shot
I know right
Complaintzy what do you mean? The bullet is Penetrating ur flesh and ur muscles bro, what do you mean it’s not gonna hurt as bad? Do you realize how many sizes does a bullet come in? Like bro a 9mm yeah that’s nothing but a 5.56 nato round or armor Piercing round and even a 50 Cal BMG will have you screaming till you take a shit and pee ur pants (Don’t take it seriously I’m just joking with you 🤣😂) but for real tho in my opinion it depends on the size cuz the bigger the bullet is, the more is gonna hurt y’all know.
Complaintzy yea
When I watch this video i was like: MY HANDS!!!!! MY LEGSSSSS!!!!
@@yvn_youngdexter2741 there was a guy who got randomly shot while jogging and he didn't notice, after he collapsed and bled to death doctors found a .308 point in his leg
He's truly invincible
The man whos only reputation left is commenting on famous videos
Just sayin :/
Atleast you have your part
He is basically DIO
Oh hi
Poopy
Hi
Me:Do you have taste of pain?
Far Cry 2:Umm Sorry but what is pain?
I love how a gun can dislocate arms,ankles, elbows etx
*Imagine walking in the hospital and only doctor is this guy...*
I would walk right back out if I just had something like if I felt sick I would say "nah it's okay it'll go away"
But if I'm going to die in a couple of hours I would speed dial him like a GOD
I'm about to die!
*puts toes back in place*
I feel better
These animations are literally the embodiment of "Oh no! Anyway."
Medication called: yeah whatever walk it off.
Guy: *Got broken arm*
Doctor: "Wait here, i'll-"
Guy: *Fixed his arm a second later*
Doctor "Jesus Christ"
Me:wow how did u get that body
The guy:everytime i got shot i will get the bullet out of me
Me:u need church bro
Medic: wunderbar...
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*ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ТЫ ПЕРЕСТАНЕШЬ СМОТРЕТЬ ЭТО КАНАЛ*
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Oh yeah. I heard jesus christ did do that to other people with a Splash Potion Of Healing II
Little game trivia for you. In Far Cry 2 you actually play as Deadpool.
The Vinsta Channel Are you a fucking idiot?
The Vinsta Channel Obviously, you are.
Oh wow
It's not a joke if it isn't funny.
The Hiphopopotamus xD
This popped up in my recommended page 13 years later
* Gets shot 57 times with a 7.62mm bullet *
Ah Lemme just *uncrack* my fingers real quick.
This guy: gets shot which bullet made a hole in his arm
The same fucking guy: *pushes it to the other skin and makes another hole*
BADASS
To get rid of lead posing
@@jaredl.8702 😂😂
Two negatives make a positive. Duh
Same idea as pushing an arrow all the way through, I guess
*more damage heals you*
Taha Maghraoui dude they are clearly saiyans getting zenkia boost from toei
Taha Maghraoui Haven’t you heard of dr pain he is the most effective and painful doctor there is got sum c4nc3r he will simply pull it out of u
i dont know why your profile picture mades this more hilarious
七転び八起きLeisure haha its funny
Oh god I have been hit
*let me do some more dammage here*
Taha Maghraoui yup XD
This is how are grandparents heal them self on the way to school
*(literally fcking break his whole body)*
Guy: oh no!
*The same guy later:* anyway
*Far cry 4:* Gets attacked by an eagle..
*Removes the bullet from the arm*
NPC: wait why do you have a bullet in the arm ?
Player: cause the eagle attacked me isn't obvious ?
NPC: *wtf you're crazy*
Eagles in far cry 4 are just about as annyoing as the cliff racers from morrowind
What if it was a desert eagle...
K2 FU
Thank you sir. You have spoken on my behalf.
@@user-ni9ms3gl8z Yeah damn those cliff racers
"Your bones broken?"
Just unbreak them.
Facts
Exactly, it's so simple. I once broke my neck. I just cracked it back.
Exactly true if u break ur leg fix it like god dammit
Ah yes the floor is made out of floor
Ah yes we have home work we had 1 second left to like your comment
i love how at the end he just dies from holding back all the pain
"I need bandages! I was shot!"
This man: "So you must be new to this."
Doctors be like : why are we still here, just to suffer
Indonesia doctor: Oh, i think just feel hurted, but we can't get it
Indian doctor:...i don't think about it, or not to be snapping necc
He IS the doctor 😈
**Has a hole in heart**
Literally anything else: You're dead
Far Cry 2: Just shake it off comrade
Minecraft: E. A. T.
@@Jaksucksatlife2 Creeper: explodes 1 centimeter away.
Steve: Chop da' pork.
Just crack your heart back into place
Cod :GET TO FUCKING COVERRRRRR
Gta sa : C l u c k I n b e l l!
You won’t be doing that when the rigor mortis hits
Far cry 2: getting shot in the head
Healing system: **cracks thumb**
He doesn't feel pain the pain feels him.
0:06 i wasn't ready for this one lmao.
same bro lmaoo
Poke my finger where the bullet went I'm completely healed
**Got bitten by a snake**
The animation: **Takes off a branch**
- fix broken arm by 'rearranging the bones'
- refuses to elaborate further
- helth
gigachad
0:10 "after a 17 hour gaming session"
Did you try to do 360 no scope in cod again
Lol
They are still a bit wrong but they will do the work
XD
LMFAO
who else is getting this after 12 years on your recommendations
Fam. Nice deku pfp i love it
@Beanboi ME
@@teep6599 thx for the thought
Lol youtube and his random recommendations
Me bruh
This is better than wrapping bandagss at your arm when your whole leg got torned off
I can't express how much discomfort I was in while watching this
The one where he pulls that piece of steel from his knee gets me every time. The way he stops midway as if its too painful to grab in one go is just.. ouch.
The second one, he literally pokes a hole through his hand to take out a bullet
For me its when he fix fixed his arm 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Very satisfying😌
@@dhruvavikas1632 no
@@c-will yes
Pov: Your mind is confused. Is it Satisfying? Or Disturbing.
Hecking Satisfying
All of them
So many likes
Painful
satisfying, cuz im brainwashed by violent movies
This dude was born without the sense of pain
Gets shot: Oh no! Cracks arm: Anyways-
Me: *gets shoot*
Google: "seek medical help immidiately "
Bing:
lmao underrated.
Get shoot
gest shot*
@@andrejgolubovic6550 gets*
Lmao
He’s treating his body like I treat my phone.
True dat
@@AyangStudios amoggis
So when you crack the screen, you snap the whole thing in half too?
The sounds are oddly satisfying
*”PAIN ISN’T AN OPTION”*
@The Let's Player a little cringe but nice
Yes
War is not for weak or something.
"mother... you're injured"
"too bad YOU... will healed"
Lol
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"healed"