Before you comment. This video is obviously a joke. I must be an excellent actor because alot of people think that i am being serious. Like for "Stupid Shit Ricers Say #2"
+Muscle Vs Tuner - you might say that your video is a joke, but both you and your car suck badly. I would rather line up against a fucking Prius, that that fucking lancer.
+mikol 11 not a hater and don't care what you call me. I have a modified 1982 mazda rx7... enough said. and this lancer is a 2013 and has no modifications to it as this youtuber said, because my brother-in-law has a 2013 lancer that he got from the dealer and it looks just like this one. so this lancer is stock. and this kid isn't going to get famous because he barely has 718 subscribers. Also, Here is a hint for you +Muscle Vs Tuner stop making youtube videos and go to college and get a degree and make something of yourself, because youtube is not for you. A lot of people has gotten big here on youtube, but honestly your look as a car guy and your personality isn't attractive. even if this video was supposedly at joke
+Julius Reed Because it's too advanced for their dumbasses. I was almost sure he was serious right up until he talked about how his car runs on pure jet fuel. Theres just no one who can be that stupid. Except the people who thought he was being serious.
+omarOZkhan ,lol another butt hurt Honda / Acura Driver bmw have twin vanos.........,read and learn.....,when in vtec mode is it true that honda have over 1000hp???? ,(also aBMW driver 535d e60)
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... So stupid stay in school
"The blinkers are always on. That's because they actually don't work and I'm too damn lazy to fix them, so I decided to just get rid of them and replace them with orange duck tape so they look like they work and I won't get pulled over by the cops"
+Millie it does actually! the lighter the car the faster it is... and I'm 33 eat whatever I want and don't gain weight! every 50 lbs is around 7/8 horse power.
+Millie bullet bikes only put 100/120 horse power down! on a 300lb bike that's freaking fast! in a Toyota Corolla....... not so much! inertia is a property of mass! less mass more inertia!
Muscle Vs Tuner Also like, idk where you live, but rice is built by all kinds of people, and funny to think you guys actually own that riced out Lancer...
Im pretty sure a super car is just a really high performance car, like a GTR, some people consider it a tuner, but the ones used in races are super cars, same thing with challengers, muscle on the roac, super on the pro track
There is about 6 wannabe street racing cars like this in my neighborhood lol on another note someone has a 7 year old Cadillac with big ass wheel and.... Hydraulics in it....
I just watched a bunch of these, and I have 2 questions: 1) How can you keep a straight face and not burst out laughing. 2) What's the backstory behind the dip stick? :)
+fundles420 the sheer forces being released have been known to "sand blast" stretches of street or in some configurations the hood of the car. at 35psi it blows holes in cheaper hoods.
Before you comment. This video is obviously a joke. I must be an excellent actor because alot of people think that i am being serious.
Like for "Stupid Shit Ricers Say #2"
duh. its funny af
men you got me good.. lmao.. id ignored the title.. lol.. cool video.
+Muscle Vs Tuner - you might say that your video is a joke, but both you and your car suck badly. I would rather line up against a fucking Prius, that that fucking lancer.
Hater must be a ricer dude... just ignore them.. youll get famous cause of them haha rolf
+mikol 11 not a hater and don't care what you call me. I have a modified 1982 mazda rx7... enough said. and this lancer is a 2013 and has no modifications to it as this youtuber said, because my brother-in-law has a 2013 lancer that he got from the dealer and it looks just like this one. so this lancer is stock. and this kid isn't going to get famous because he barely has 718 subscribers. Also, Here is a hint for you +Muscle Vs Tuner stop making youtube videos and go to college and get a degree and make something of yourself, because youtube is not for you. A lot of people has gotten big here on youtube, but honestly your look as a car guy and your personality isn't attractive. even if this video was supposedly at joke
How on earth do some many people not understand sarcasm.
+Julius Reed Because it's too advanced for their dumbasses. I was almost sure he was serious right up until he talked about how his car runs on pure jet fuel. Theres just no one who can be that stupid. Except the people who thought he was being serious.
+Crawdaddy Deluxe
Jet fuel is basically highly concentrated diesel, with a higher atomization pressure.
+Julius Reed They do, they just see themselves in this
+Crawdaddy Deluxe Jet fuel cant melt steal beems
+Crawdaddy Deluxe Ok as soon as he said ES meant "extra sportier" you know he's bullshitting lol Lancer ES' are slow. It's a nice looking car tho
"ES stands for even sportier"
My sides hurt so much right now
OoDeucexoO same
Truth hurts bahaha ha
Or Eat Shit Pablo Sanchez
Pablo sanchez and even sportier xD
ES - evo sport
"WHOOO U FEEL THAT VTEC" i died😂😂😂
Heyy_its_ryan my question is about vtech in a mitsubishi
@@SuperJahJr *V-Tec*
V-tecccc.
@@manlikeilyas sorry automobile correct
@@SuperJahJr I'm not acting like a smartass. Guys just stop. I'm just correcting you. 😂
I thought those things on the hood were to spray coolant on the windshield for when you break the sound barrier and the glass heats up.
Bryan L olds97_lss please tell me u r joking
AwesomeDude444 idiot
😂😂😂😂😂😂
AwesomeDude444 please tell me you’re joking... dumbass
😂😂😂😂😂🤷♂️
the toughest part for this guy had to be keeping a straight face while he was talking about all this stuff.
eric s you can see him crack a smile sometimes. Makes me laugh every time😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I can't imagine how many takes it all must have taken 🤣
eric s 😂😂😂
so dry right?
"The ES stands for 'even sportier'"
LOST MY SHIT
hahhhahahahahah
+Marky Force you like di***
Colton Stidham ?
+Marky Force I don't know
Colton Stidham I don't think you got my joke. You must not watch loiter squad
This guy cracks me up. Hire him at used car dealership...
Right lol. Love his confidence
4 reals
Omg dream job for him
Agreed
They’ll sell very well
This dudes neck longer than a Monday.
OrNah it's a giraffe 😂
Ostrich looking ass
lmfao
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀
"My name is Pablo Sanchez" I lost it 😂😂😂
I don't see how that's funny
+Heartagram cleverly you are to young
+Intel Core i7 6900k (overclocked to 6.6Ghz) I love you name
Intel Core i7 6900k (overclocked to 6.6Ghz) you got a nice over clock on that fake cpu
PcHyper yeah well I have a raspberry pie with high tech windows vista
THE FAKE FLAMES HAD ME DEAD 😂😂😂
Kaeden Lee ikr 😂😂😂😂😂
Kaeden Lee i agree
Kaeden Lee those are not fake you guys are just haters
Bro that 2 step was real
Kaeden Lee 🤣
"Sometimes you're going real fast and you hit chupacabras" lmaooooo
“Short throw dipstick” never gets old. Ever. 😂
Let me in on the joke idk what that means
Short throw Shifter, look it up
3903+ butt-hurt ricers....
lol
+Patrick Carta More like Mexicants but still too damn funny.
+Patrick Carta Nope, just a shitty video.
+Xentenon Typical Beamer Driver.. xDrive-Tec just kicked in yo!
+omarOZkhan ,lol another butt hurt Honda / Acura Driver bmw have twin vanos.........,read and learn.....,when in vtec mode is it true that honda have over 1000hp???? ,(also aBMW driver 535d e60)
"My short-throw dipstick"
Trace Johnson that shit had me dying
IKR, a few good lines in the bit, but that one made me bust!
Trace Johnson no one likes pulling out a long ass dipstick
In tears
I short throw my penis
“In all four cylinders” 😂😂😂😂🙏🏻
How does he come up with this shit on the fly? 😂😂
MissMotoWolfie I was wondering the same thing
ya you can tell its not scripted, even if it sounds like crap he still goes with it.
Got.eem.its.Jesse he tweaks out and writes the script 😂😭
called improv
Jesse Ramirez It's called "having general knowledge about a certain hobby/topic".
All the thumbs down are probably guys that made the same mods 😂
True
Especially the short throw dip stick! Best mod you can do bro
Kristopher Donaldson no its real, of course his mitsubishi si can do 350 hp!
Kristopher Donaldson Its real dude its the ES virsion (EXTRA SPORTY). its top speed os about 469 mph.
+Joshua Papuga Or guys who own Lancers
Those red calipers add like 100 hp right?
eric t more like 200..... HA GAAAYYYYYYYY
eric t more like 1000
eric t those red calipers give -5s on 100-0km
eric t 110 if you count the slide pin delete=less brake weight=more brake horsepower
eric t 95*
"Now let's look at the back of the Ve-Hikle" i died
Atomic Gaming 03:23
ve-thech
I read this right as he said it
funniest line
"so i get a good clean burn....in all 4 cylinders"
Lmaoo Shit had me rolling
roll racing?
The all 4 cylinders part killed me
Lmao
thats all im gona say about that
My friend said his dads 15,000 dollar Mini Cooper could go 220 mph Made me cringe
I think he just saw the speedometer and thought it could go that fast
Americans using stupid measurement systems...
between 130-150 mph depending on the trim is the recorded top speeds of the various Mini's. not bad for small motors.
Okan Güven using a different measurement system does not make them stupid
That's what my friend said too! He doesn't know what engine it even has.
At 7:00 am I the only one that hear the little "cshhhh" that was obviously made from someones mouth XD fucking perfect.
thought I was the only one
+Prof. Killionare +Max Rodriguez nope, y'all were definitely the only two people out of 728,000 that heard that... fucking morons.
+vezzarn calm down bro XD again another person who can't tell sarcasm
+Prof. Killionare well I guess you too cause you kinda said the same thing I did 😂
lol
it almost looks like a ferrari..... but its not 😂
The dude heavy breathing who is recording. He needs to see a doctor about some breathing issues.
Dude this comment is so funny omg 😂
dude!! i was thinking the same thing xD
Hey now, Bobby's just got a touch of the overweights
fr bro its annoying
Boby is a little bigger than most of us but he's working on it.
I can't believe people think that this guy is serious.
how old r u kid
Nobody thinks he’s serious, it’s a joke. You should be locked in school angie
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... So stupid stay in school
She probably knows more about cars than you clowns did at her age
@@80s_Boombox_Collector its obviously a joke, if she's a car girl, she would known that
youve added so much of downforce to your car that youll probably end up inside the road...XD.
And don't forget the weight reduction too
""YOU FEEL THAT VTECH?"
*in a fwd lancer*
It's funny how people believe it's true
that's what am saying
I think I just lost a few brain cells
"some of the mods i did to the brakes to hold all the power when driving at 350 mph on the freeway" yeah right...
Lamborghini
It's funny how people believe you have a Lamborghini, A ferrari, and a mansion without ever going to college.
"I use jet fuel"
I'm not gonna be able to sleep now
Kerosene would kill a car engine
I died when he started talking about chupacabras
lol same
hahahaha me too XD hahaha I killed a couple chupacabras down in mexico XD
so why the hell you still can commenting after die
+Faisal Hidayat why the hell can you not speak english?
+Cole Beem what do you mean 🎶🎤
5 thousand ricers disliked the vid 😂😂😂😂
General Gadsden truth
Apparently there are 5 thousand guys out there named Pablo Sanchez.
No 5.8 Thousand 😂
General Gadsden truth they think they fast I had one looking at me trying to race me in my tundra dust that little 4 banger
6k now
7:00 fake blow off valve lol
lol
No shit mate
nothin fake about when you blew off my valve
+awesley92 gay
shit BMW owners say?
"bmw's run fucking phenomenal until they break down. I'm gonna debadge my m3 because it's weight reduction. I swear it's s52 swapped"
"The blinkers are always on. That's because they actually don't work and I'm too damn lazy to fix them, so I decided to just get rid of them and replace them with orange duck tape so they look like they work and I won't get pulled over by the cops"
Saud Siddiqui yesss
"These actually do not come with the turn signal lever.. never trust anything not from America"
How you like your Honda (;
The red painted calipers help dissipate heat much faster and better HEHEHEHHEHEHEEEEEEE
Ahahahaha
+Max Dietz no shit? got the irony?
Gotta watch out for dem Chupacabraz when ya Doin 350 mph... 20 foot flames out the back.This is some funny shit!
paint racing stripes on, you'll reach 380mph on the track ! XD
+Guss De Blöd you came from carthrottle?
Josip Purgar
Yup ^^
Guss De Blöd me too! well, hello fellow CTzen!
+Guss De Blöd tell to vin diesel to mod the car, he will get it with 42,345,23 hp and 20 gears
+Guss De Blöd Maybe 400 if he adds a k&n sticker to the hood. lol
speaking of rice, looks like you could eat some.
Lol
+ReverseVitiligo Right on !
+ReverseVitiligo Chill, he's on a diet as a weight reduction
Boy needs to eat.
Iv already sent him a mcdonalds card I hope it enough!!.....Eat up buddy
"when I'm going 350 MPH on the freeway" I just died
100:2 and if your a math major you might be able to reduce that to 50:1
😂😂😂😂😂😂I fucking lost it 😂
It's dale from king of the hill!!
Dude i fuckin laughed so hard!!!!!! It is exactly him
T AN POCKET SAND!!!!
Makes sense, dale says stupid shit.
holy shit I'm dying!
Haha!! its Dale alright
Is that Slim Jesus talking?!
L
slim jesus car review
W
W times 1,000,000
T
Zumies stickers add 5 hp each
And that's all I have to say about that
Fuckin kooks
350 mph
For strength reasons bc carbon fiber is stronger than steel
he can probably do 350mph because this kid is probably 50 lbs wet! lol
+Millie it does actually! the lighter the car the faster it is... and I'm 33 eat whatever I want and don't gain weight! every 50 lbs is around 7/8 horse power.
+Millie bullet bikes only put 100/120 horse power down! on a 300lb bike that's freaking fast! in a Toyota Corolla....... not so much! inertia is a property of mass! less mass more inertia!
+Richard Williams cmon...bullet bikes have more than 110 hp....1000 class street bikes are pushing 180-200 stock.
Omg it wasn't a literal hp # I was just trying to give a reference. Power to weight ratio. And I know. My R1 raven is around 165whp.
i chuckled haha
Gives a Hispanic name to the alleged ricer, not racist at all
You're racist for thinking it's racist.
Muscle Vs Tuner Also like, idk where you live, but rice is built by all kinds of people, and funny to think you guys actually own that riced out Lancer...
Alex 4G Eclipse and you drive what?
Muscle Vs Tuner I drive an Eclipse, but its not rice...
Alex 4G Eclipse I don't think my car is rice. But please clarify what makes it ricey to you.
runs on pure jet fuel😂😂😂
the VEE HICKLE
Lmao Short Throw Dip Stick
+Eldrick Zurita hahahha that was my favorite part.
Made me laugh real hard. I looked for this comment.
Dat nigga said "This is nitrous oxide, just da liquid kind
samad green dude said I got 14 (12 ) inch subs in the back lmao
What?
The fact that some people actually believe he's serious makes me sad about the future of our world ;(
+b ber I agree, it's so sad
Word. I mean, these people VOTE. They think they should have a say in the political future of this country.
Who does though lol haven’t seen a single one
the v-hicle😂
dawq 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
03:24
first video got 5k views? I sense an upcoming success
Gingium I hope your Spidey-senses are correct
+Gingium Oh hey there XD
Sam' s TechTips STALKER
Gingium shhhhhhh it's ok
@@MuscleVsTuner he wasn't wrong
"chhh" totally a real blow off valve xD
Made me laugh so hard 😂
can someone get this guy some rice..looks like he haven't eat for month
Lol
LMFAO!!!
Hasn't eaten for months.*
+NeATaNDtURdy lol
W
i thought pablo sanchez drives hondas
I thought he drove an Eclipse.
Manny Velez I thought Pablo drives silverados
I thought pablo sanchez drives lifted miatas
I thought he drive a 59 bel air
No quema cuh
He's trying not to laugh
you need to do a vid called " stupid shit that supercar owners say" lol.
Im pretty sure a super car is just a really high performance car, like a GTR, some people consider it a tuner, but the ones used in races are super cars, same thing with challengers, muscle on the roac, super on the pro track
Pure gold!
Man the video is almost as funny as the comments, I love that people don't get the joke at all :D :D :D
+BassApps I dont get the dislikes! lol it was pretty hilarious.
Its clearly morons fucking this shit up.
Carbon fiber = stronger than steel
Holy sh*t Pablo Sanchez is a genius
This is so fuckin hilarious, I personally hate ricers.
Will Benson said every car enthusiast ever
+Creamy Peanut Butter And every ricer :D
Well that up to you.
hahahahaha fuck those ricers u have to watch Gaskings
Hilarious, pure jet fuel,
Way to go Pablo!! Love the Chupacabra story!!
i lost my shit when he said that lol
Lmaoo 😅
And it comes with an extremely sporty CVT Transmission!
Angry Jesus Tots
Angry Jesus What do you get when combine an Angry Whale and an Angry Jesus?
+Angry Whale .......Jesus wail? I can dig it.
+Angry Whale CVT stands for "computerized valve tuning". lol
someone really simulated a turbo during the drive off by going "pshh"😂😂
Slim jesus?
lmao
frank block bitch😡😠
+Huilthzie Sotelo Slim Shady
didn't know slim jesus was a ricer
Its a joke
Doober -AG he's talking about how the dude looks like a skinny white rapper called slim jesus.
CrazyLuckyGamer0 thanks for taking the b8
Doober -AG what bait?
Nice b8
Anyone else hear the guy breathing behind the camera?
Maybe the car was too hot since it's even sportier
I know i heard it and thought "Is this guy jacking it behind the camera?"
Lmaooooo
yep
yeah its fucking annoying
came back to watch this after finding out Ryan and Jake were leaving. crazy to see how far they came
L7 Alt same here it sucks
There is about 6 wannabe street racing cars like this in my neighborhood lol on another note someone has a 7 year old Cadillac with big ass wheel and.... Hydraulics in it....
We have that around here too lol
So you basically live in the hood lol
+Johnny Doe Stfu.
+Johnny Doe Honestly thinking the same hahaha
I like how you think this video is serious
I just watched a bunch of these, and I have 2 questions: 1) How can you keep a straight face and not burst out laughing. 2) What's the backstory behind the dip stick? :)
The fake flames coming out the exhaust had me xD - You are one funny guy!
omg that backfire is so funny I'm in tears!
You remind me of Dale from King of the Hill.
Fuck yes
He sounds like boomhower
+Super2timez no one sounds like boomhower hahaha
+MR2 POCKET SAND!
"This is the nitrous oxide, but it's the liquid kind, so it's a lot better."
Classic
Short throw dipstick. Lol
Glad someone found that as funny as I did haha
Muscle Vs Tuner i cracked up haahah
5,000+ people do not know what sarcasm is
I don't understand the dislikes... This is gold
It's scary how many people think that he's serious. That's probably why they disliked. 😂
the ricers watching this that think its cool lol and Jes just making fun of it
thanks haggard garage. .
Lol😂
to good😂😂
if you're a math major you can reduce that to 50-1..😂😂😂😂😂
THIS GUY IS FUNNY ASF
you had me at ES (Even Sportier)
Jose C. Rivera xD
my favorite mod is the short dip stick , cuz no body likes to pull out a long ass dip stick and check your oils
how many jdms do you have in that thing?
+Walter Esese 16 jdm's per second
Lmfaoooo funniest comment yet
No, I believe it's 18 jdm's every second.
SonicTheBrony Oh yes that is true with the Mitsubishi Lancer Carrera S. I must of gotten mixed up with the Lancer 750-4 Superveloce.
with all that down force i’m surprised if the car can go 50mph
Pablo Sanchez AKA...
slim Jesus.
Holy shit did you hear that blow off valve at the end? Sick.
+fundles420 the sheer forces being released have been known to "sand blast" stretches of street or in some configurations the hood of the car. at 35psi it blows holes in cheaper hoods.
+fundles420 i dunno if u were being sarcastic or not but that was just someone going chhh
hey cletus thats a lil bit racist
+Unknown Varför ser jag dig precis över allt? xD
iKebabHD jäg vet inte!
"This actually helps me when I'm goin' 350 miles per hour"😂
Do I have to know alot about cars to find this funny
+AntiqueFarmImplement I don't know shit about cars and I found this funny, I think quite a lot of what he said was obviously not true. =D
+Gold Channel I thought this was pretty funny and I don't know much.
I have the Mitsubishi Mirage ES and I say it stands for "Extra Shit".
+John A I would agree.
"This car runs on pure Jet fuel..."
LMAO!!!!
Man, when he said 14 12" subs in the trunk, I was totally expecting him to pop open the trunk and show us a pile of sandwiches.
7:01 did anyone else hear him make the blow-off valve sound? Hah
Had a good laugh at this XD
Where can i get me a short throw dipstick ?
You can get your very own short throw dipstick at THE number one car part supplier Ebay. Thanks for enjoying the video bud!
We've got Pablo's in Australia but they're all called Nguyen.
From Great Britain and only recently come across your videos. They can only be described as ‘side splitting’. I love them. Keep up the excellent work.
Pablo Sanchez should be on Top Gear! This guy knows cars inside out
I died when he said his name was Pablo Sanchez hahaha
Got me crying laughing hahahaha
Games & Gains Glad you like it bro :)
lmao that aint even an actual ricer car, thats a nicely modded car... no ricer would let u use their car in a video xD
zeNUKEify it’s a Mitsubishi it’s already rice stock
Because they’d die of embarrassment
MR DANK 420 lmaooo you’re definitely a ricer
@@mrdank4203 how is it rice if its stock