Ricers Talking Crap Compilation
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Ricers Talking Crap Compilation
A compilation of ricers who think they can fool the real petrol heads. Enjoy!!
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"Ricer talks up his Honda Civic with "Nitrous" "
• Ricer talks up his Hon...
"V6 RICER"
• V6 RICER
"Ricer Files: Captain 3000GT and the Bullshit Brigade"
• Video
"2003 mustang cobra vtec - domestic ricer"
• 2003 mustang cobra vte...
"Ricer talks up his Toyota"
• Ricer talks up his Toyota
"epic douchebag ricer talks about his twin turbo 370z"
• epic douchebag ricer t...
"Mustang ricer fail brags about his 5.0 LX"
• Mustang ricer fail bra...
"Ricer Files: The Sunfire Guy."
• Video
"VTEC Kicked in, yo!"
• VTEC Kicked in, yo!
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Pshhh, 4 turbos? Weak, I got 7 Turbos and converted my manual transmission to dual ABS.
Dont forget the HKS sticker to add 500 hp
Added 4 street beast cam shafts!! 4!!!
Don't forget the flame kit on the exhaust
Dual abs? Pathetic, my car has a six pack
7 got you beat i got 10 turbos and dropped a jet engine and when i open the gull wing doors its flys...hail mask
"It was front wheel drive, I converted it to twin turbo."
Lmao
Videorow TV that douchebag is from my hometown, everyone there has GOT DEM AUTOZONE UPGRADES YO (Wisconsin is the shitiest state for the car culture)
I don't know if I'm right but I think the base model 3000GT is a FWD car, while the Twin Turbo VR4 version is a 4ws awd. I think by saying "I converted it from a fwd to twin turbo" he meant "I converted my 3000GT from the base model to the Twin Turbo VR4 model", but running 10s in 1320 is quite impossible with its stock engine. Even for the VR4. He lied.
@@ghazypangerang6118 yeah in the background one of his friends makes it more clear saying "that was your vr4 swap wasn't it?" The vr4 was awd, he probably assumed the person he was talking to knew
The basic models of the Mitsubishi 300OGT, Mitsubishi Eclipse, & Dodge Stealth are FWD. The turbo models are AWD.
I started dying too 😂😭
"I've had 38 cars."
Hot Wheels & Matchbox doesn't count.
Bruh😂😂🤣🤣
Ohhh IT A LEGO CAR LAMO !!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@chaythaov757 Lmao
Oh I think the car he have is $350 civic
ey that means i have Hundreds of cars!
“Fwd converted to a twin turbo” anyone selling this conversion kit 😂
The base 3000gt was fwd, so he probably meant he converted it to a twin turbo all wheel drive 3000gt which is what the gsx (iirc) model was. He may have just chosen his words poorly.
Make sure he upgrades his piston return springs too cause them twin turbos break a lot of those return springs and maybe check the flux capacitor as well
It's a pretty common swap in fwd 3000gt
God can't do all the work
Exactly what Aaron Smith said.
These guys are the military stolen valor of the car world.
.....no.
yessss😄😄😄😝
Haha dude I was thinking the same thing
yavin99 💀💀
Lol, perfect
"I beat a Ferrari Enzo!"
Me: Great! Did the Enzo know you were racing?
Exactly
Yo, my shitbox can smoke an F430 😂
Are we gonna ignore the part that he said "VTEC" while his car is a Toyota?
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he said his car was a 2015 IS300 Toyota?
Do you guys even know what the crap is an IS300? It’s a fucking Lexus, the guy is clearly trolling and it was a spoof video.
He's obviously joking lmao
The “Very Tall Engine Cooling” guy was trolling haha. Wasn’t serious.
Dan W lol that guy is a CZcams legend.
Bro I love this I be saying that when ppl ask me about my Honda lol
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that guy, I know a lot of those guys 😂
Me:How much does she push?,
Ricer:around a million.
Me :a million what,
Ricer:just a million. 😂
I heard that and I just had to stop and relisten to that like 4 times. Laughing harder every time.
Bruh that crack head at the gas station talking about his 99 Honda Accord had me fucking dying he was being dead serious not even joking 💀😭😭
"No, it TOTALLY doesn't have a governor!" Lmfao his excitement about dual exhaust made me lol, but the icing on the cake was "It runs fast for an automatic!"
@@avian12311 “somebody done did sum to this car I ain’t neva seen a Honda run like this” 💀😭
Same yes lmao
Dual exhaust!!!!!💪💪💪💪
Right?🤣🤣🤣. I mean them 3.5 accords are quick but like for a four door sedan. Like a maxima
The dude that’s says he converted front wheel drive to twin turbo his name is probably Kyle
Def Kyle or Gavin!!😂😂😂🤣🤣
Or Kevin, they're all spastics 😂
definitely a CARL
HEY WATCH IT!
My best friend name is Kyle!
..and you're probably right.
Kyle Front wheel drive 😂
They're so confident in what they sayin. It's like watching those flat earth people
Plot twist the Earth isn't flat it's actually not even real
Plot twist. People believe we all live on a spinning ball, spinning at 1000 mph. Nah, we live on a potato...smh.
Plot twist Honda’s are fast.... wait no that’s not ever true
Come back when you guys have seen the earth from above.
It's flatter than Melania's ass
No budget Productions it is when you build a frame a 454 Chevy and drop the body over all of it somehow. I don’t know if anyone who has done it though
"What is VTEC?"
"Very Tall Engine Coolant" 😎
That by itself makes me think he’s joking and not serious at all ut did you know that 2jZ means
2 jumping zippy’s?
I got the most blown away by his car battery capable to cool the car for about 50°, ha ha
Well some of the Crack heads are worthy of drinking motul engine coolant
😂😂😂😂
@bodd boward I missed that. Thanks for pointing that out.
The "drifter" was painful to listen to. Truly painful. He reminds me of the pathological liar we all knew growing up. I love how he has a little hype man too.
I have a 2005 legacy gt with awd. I can honestly say I've had 1 accidentsl burnout and it freaked me out. Ive owned the car for 6 years and I've tried to burnout so many times and failed each time. This was until I was sitting in a stopsign and pushed the gas. I felt all four wheels skip and almost crapped my pants.
@@winchestersons6258 and that's how you break your car
@@XxXIRoGuEIxX well, since it is pretty much impossible in an awd vehicle o quit. What im talking about does not include holding your brake and flooring it. All I do it stop in a bit of water and try to spin the tires. Never works
@@winchestersons6258 you need to hold in the clutch and bring the rpms up to around 5000 then dump it. doing burnouts wont break the car just will waste tires lol
@@Willppyro ill give it a shot in the dirt. I have honestly tried but it is hard. The only problem with hitting 5000 rpms is my turbo engages prior to that and it causes other crap inducing issues.
V-TEC = VERY TALL ENGINE COOLING. I've been missing this
Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control : Am I a joke to you?
Damn i didnt know that😂
He's obviously never heard of a Virtual Turbo Engine Compartment before. They store the VTEC in the Hidden Engine Modulator Intake, if you have a VTEC Hemi of course.
This the part that had me laughing so hard...lol Guess I had the definition for vtec all wrong...lol
I think that dude was actually mocking idiot ricers. If you listen to what he was saying he was clearly Talking smack.
“I’m a drifter!”
“You ever run on a track?”
“No.”
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
i mean accept hes japanese then ill believe him, but hes gonna need his jdm with him to prove it but a typical american dude, hell nah
"Where do you drift at?"
"I plead the fifth."
i cringed hardest at that one
So you’re not a drifter then 😂😂😂
@@juliangriffiths9583 you never heard of Silverado street trucks haven’t you?
Some of these dudes are definitely joking
Dakota Neimeyer that dude with the nismo is definitely joking
Wholelotta 😂
All of them are definitely joking lol
...and the rest is just talking shit high on meth 😂😂
I sure hope so lol
"Got 4 turbos in it"
...
"you can't see the turbos cause they're under it" 😂
This one was my favorite, but obviously satire.
Imagine if he opened it up and 3 spare alternators that were duct taped to the hood fell out 😂
Where de at do???🤣
Well some cars have turbo under the engine but if they did have it they would like take the bumper off
he installed them all under the car and hooked the air outlets of the turbos to the car heating system so now it takes less than a second to defog the windshield....besides it gives over 500 horsepower.....
Every ricer when they lose in a race
fORgoT mY nOS AT HOmE
Some more examples:
Uh I forgot to put in race fuel this morning
I need new tires these dont hook good
My engine felt like its losing power
And my most heard excuse:
I have twin turbos coming in (insert random time hear even though we all know it's never coming)
@@Ricky-1 another ricers always says thing my second turbo its inside of the air box but I'm not going to show you guys cuz its mine (he knows he is lying) thats why he doesn't show his supposed turbo this alarm shows me my turbo its cooling (door alarm)
I also had a guy that drove a Toyota Corolla he said it was a sleeper and it had twin turbos in it and I’m like are you fucking kidding me show me and he’s like no man it’s not clean I need to keep working on it then I’ll show you and I’m like yeah OK 👌 he knew that I caught him in a lie LOL
@@giancarlolugo9586 straight bot you talk alot abt fake ricers then real ones dude you probably ride a fucking 180 hp mustang
@@fuckface8944 you were accurate on the numbers but not in the car I drive an EG6 in captiva blue B18C2 SiR-G swapped 185hp with LSD differential and I was talking about those ricers that talk inaccurate things about their cars that was an example it's like their language
You always think these are fake until you meet one in person. Unbelievable.
Nemanja Lukic the is300 was a joke the rest I believe 😂
There's no way the Honda one was real too lmaoooo
Yea bro we have fools like this in nz. Fucking hilarious.
The is300 and the 370z are fake lol
I used to be a dummy like this when I had a 98 Altima with black plastidip rims and a ricer wing with a hole in the muffler that I said was a full exhaust set up lol. Then I actually started working on cars with my dad and bought a 05 Baja turbo that I love
"where do you drift?"
"i plead the 5th"
"i converted it from front wheel drive to twin turbo"
somebody hold me
He says vr4 swapped so that is coverted the engine to twin turbo, and awd
@Aditya Singh the best part was when the fatty dud on the back was supporting all the bullcrap that he said like he knew what he was talking bout …. Syke!
kashi my man didn’t know what he was on about XD
I knew a guy who sounded EXACTLY like this guy. I bet his name is Kyle, too.
the dude with the V6 accord was pretty honest really, especially compared to some of these cretins. the dodge that was behind him for 20 mins was probably the cops taking bets on how far he could get without refilling the oil.
'What do you drive?' "I USED to drive a...."
'Where do you drift?' "I plead the fifth "
"It blew up, I don't remember I had 38 cars" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
I could have 100 cars and know my time slips for each one
Some could own that many cars if they flip them for profit or just buy trash 100$ cars lol.
I swear these ricers!!!!!!!!!!😂😁😂😁😂😁🤣😃
That guy is literally so stupid...I literally lost some brain cells listen to him😂
“AWD drifting?....Amazing” this guy thinks he’s ken block or sum 😂
Kyoichi Sudo from EMPEROR would be upset hearing this Hahhahah
@@airframer120 I’ve been looking for a comment EXACTLY like this
It it went from AWD to converted to front wheel drive, to converted to twin turbo. Caught up deep in lies
Yea 😂😂
Isn't his hoonicorn 4wd?
FUCKIN DUAL EXHAUST BRO
my ‘99 Accord 3L V6 has dual pipes coming out..came out the the back and split both ways under the trunk
Terry Conner same
That dude lives in my old city, I lived in covington and he kept talking ab it lmao
I’ll be a Enzo in myVTEC
Terry Conner maybe so but you can’t have a 4 cylinder with dual exhaust
“All wheel drive drifting” its BEAUTIFUL. He even said it with meaning lmao
How the hell do you drift an all wheel drive car. I need someone to show me that lol
@@ryans413 Doesn't Ken Block drift all wheel drive cars ? At least that's what I remember. I don't know much about cars , but I am trying to learn
@@ryans413 lol he doesnt drift anything
@@ryans413 if the car has a rear biased enough torque split or if you do weight transfer right you can drift awd
@@sigmamale4147 That's actually true, because he died recently. RIP Ken Block. That dude displayed some of the finest examples of an AWD drift.
Brùh , I added a twin exhaust on my lawnmower and bruh I'm telling you , I have never seen any lawnmower shred up like that ! ! ! ! Bruh I'm telling you , when I cut the grass on the backroads , the tires just keep on ripping up , bruh I'm telling you . . . .
This just made me cry I love you lol
lmfao, imagining this while reading holy fuck hahahahahahaha
But does she run? 😂😂
Yeah she runs.... 6 sec 1/4 mile... yeah... runs good......
Jarod Moodley bruh I'm sure it fuckin eats bro
VTEC "Very tall engine cooling"
"Very Tall Engine Cooling" I had to stop watching and have a smoke at this point. I burst out laughing so hard I startled my dog.Bwahahaha!
omg...hope he's trolling
Sorry to break the illusion but right near the end when he's going on about raised plugs helping with timing he cracks up. It's difficult to talk shit for to long.
Even the guy after by his demeanour is messing about, it's fun though. I used to pretend to be a car noob and ask randoms about their ricers. Should have heard the bs, it's so hard to keep a straight face or not shoot their bs down.
Yeah sure it means that lol
V-TEC: Very Tuned Exhaust Control
"Front wheel drive converted to twin turbo"..... dafaq
Killer King same reaction.lol
Lmfao
No engine
Just turbos
he had to take out the diff to fit the turbos 😂
push the limits
What do you run like 22 psi? No I tuned it “down” to 35😂💀
LOL
Man, I run 100 boost in my 1999 Honda accord and get 2000 hp. Non modified engine. Im waiting for that
Vtec = Variable Valve Timing Electronic Control
V-tech = Vroom Technology
Very tall engine cooling
However when it is in a SVT it is then Very Tall Engine Coolant.
Lmao add more coolant for more boost. I cringe so much watching this.
Thx for the info
This is why people make fun of hondas
Josh Elkins Hondas make fun of Hondas. They don't need people to do it for them.
Hondas make reliable engines but ricers give it a bad name
Josh Elkins yet I drive one and like it love it but know it's not what ricers say. Fuck ricers
I have an RSX-S which has pretty much the same K20 engine as a Civic Si and that's got some respectable power AND reliability, but people who don't know much about cars just look at the Honda badge and immediately discredit it. Rice isn't an optional extra in any Honda dealership I've been too. It's the moron owners who throw fart cans and faux carbon fiber wings on their shitboxes that are the issue.
Josh Elkins im rethinking my Choice of getting an ej1 Because of people like this
Imagine if they got together in a basement to share there glorious racing stories while mommy is making them hot chocolate
They do
Useless videos yea it’s called cars and rice!
doing laundry
The basement is gonna be full of shits
The fast and the fabulous
"this one has a new turbo on it"
the supercharger: "am I a joke too you?"
Very tall engine coolant 🤣🤣🤣
“All wheel drive drifting...” OK KEN BLOCK. Dual exhaust Honda dude would eat this guy alive
Because he has DUAL ... EXHAUSTS!
Lmfaooo
'It'll Run'....
Drifting is indeed a thing with All Wheel Drive cars, and they can genuinely do it well. All you need to do is turn off the traction control, and an AWD Evo becomes a drifting machine.
Takeshi Nakazato1 awd takes a big toll on the transmission and differential. although you can always weld the driveline
Bro, my 3 wheel drive Honda Miata pushing 400 psi to the fan
I have blinker fluid I can give you for free it adds 10psi of boost 😂
my impala pushes 25lbs to the radio, I have a quintuple Pagani exhaust
Viktor bro my 2019 Honda Bugatti is running 69 PSI to the supercharger intake.
I'll smoke that with my rotary diesel 2 stroke Ford zx10r with a vtec and manual in it
@Zap Rowsdower haha it's fast. I just put 20 new stickers today that's another 100hp right there as well
The cringe is real
RC MAN 23 agreed
RC MAN 23 low key wanna cry
SirEdwards 357 smh. This shit crazy. Loli would’ve just walked away from
Each one of them
Literally
they must be jokig right? like muscle vs tuner? right? right?
I love how the guy points out how his tires are balls and the guy can't even respond to it 🤣
Bald
@@ivanc9087 *Balls.*
Man I’m 19 and just got my first car, this is why I’m trying to learn more about cars becuase I don’t want to sound like these “guys”
One thing that is helpful is to be honest. Enthusiasts will help the honest.
Learn the basics of an engine
Joseph Miller that’s what I’ve started learning. I’ve learnt a lot by now, I don’t wanna be a moron 😂
Make sure your first car is american muscle before you switch to honda
you get the most respect by being proud of what you have and not saying it is something it's not. for example if you get something like a v6 mustang, don't lie and say it's a v8 when it's not, instead have fun with it like joke about how the v8 will walk you on the strait but you'll pass him as soon as he has to pull over for gas. and most importantly remember, the only stupid question is the one you don't ask, so if you don't know something about a car feel free to ask other enthusiasts, i promise it will make most people's day to tell you all about something they love.
The sad thing about these people is that most cat enthusiasts are happy to answer questions and educate people who are sort of new to the hobby. If you don’t know a lot about cars but you’re asking questions and showing genuine interest all the people at the meet are gonna treat you like one of them. No one will make fun of you for not knowing everything, especially if you’re willing to learn.
Thats a straight up lie. Somebody from any hobby you find will make fun of you at some point.
Most drama is started among the girlfriends of guys in car clubs. Talking shit on fb and bringing drama to meets. I'm in a club in Thailand and it's just as bad as the US
I agree cat enthusiasts are generally welcoming people. They love their pets and often support animal rights too
Nnnnnnnno. That's cool if that's how you think it works but every meet I've been to, you will be ridiculed endlessly if you don't know every single last detail about your car. That's why I like cars and love racing but HATE the community.
@@xaioxaio11 kinda agree. If I see a car that's built from passion the make is irrelevant. Remember the saying "built not bought ". Got more respect for a kid driving a Chevy he built himself than rich kid who paid a shop to build him a 80k R34.
“It’s got duel exhaust “. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you drill a hole in the exhaust pipe that's technically dual right?
@@joemama7236 I guess so?😂
@@pineappleboi27 lol
She will RUN!
I live in that area. Buddy was obviously on something 🙄
You know one time my 2002 Camry won a race against a newer corvette model, the trick is not letting the other person know you are racing! He didn’t know what hit him! And probably will never know 😂
I converted my FWD 3000GT to a 7WD twin intercooled triple cammed no wheel drive honda veyron.
Cpl Stiffy omg😂
this got me good sir 😂😂😂
You're welcome lol.
I converted my FWD 3000GT VR4 to an Apache Helicopter and now the Army hires me to drift their chinooks.
*hybrid
2nd guy was on some sort of speed and I don’t mean his accord.
Speeds en understatement
I've seen someone on meth act the exact same way when talking about cars
Fuckin crackheads, I swear the best entertainment
Lmao fr
@@habib1971 USDM accords are crappy in Europe there was an Accord called EURO R with a K24 and the 6 speed manual transmission pretty rare in UK
''yeah it was FWD i converted it to twin turbo'' bruh...
Davinci I only realised how dumb it was after I read this comment 😂
i have no idea what the fuck was he trying to say but yeah... i converted my BMW 316 e46 from RWD to a 2stroke
oh nice i thought about doing that to my honda evo 8 GTI R34
The fat dude in the back of this segment was talking about how he smoked an Audi R8
im literally laughing my ass off to this. thank you
"What's VTEC?"
"Very tall engine coolant" 💀
“Yea actually the supercharger takes away horsepower”
Eh they do and they dont. If it properly sized any bit at all itll produce much more power than it takes
Turbo or supercharger?....Nope even better.....I changed my air filter. Oh really. Yeah beefed it up 64 3/4 hp. $11.81 mod bro.
@@freshpotatoes1107 lmao
Its kind of right...There is a thing named parasitic loss.You get horsepower because of supercharger,but you lose few hp
yeah yeah nice explanations fellers but in this context that guy was full of it
7:32 “Tonight we are gunna do the new Mitsubishi nismo”
Nissan: You will not drive any of my cars no more
North korean body kit make me laugh lol
nicemo
I mean he must've been trolling. Right? Right? RIGHT?
@@theterriblewizard9810 let's hope so
A Chevy small block in a 350 lol
Dudes talking about turbos on a supercharged car🤣
He said, “that brown turbo is worn out”
Nah bro, the turbo is feeding into the blower
Lenix 74 Lmaoo😂😂
@392GIGGZ the guy was joking
Maybe he talking about superturbocharged, who know?😂turbo can fused together with supercharger. New invention :vv
I never knew VTEC stands for very tall engine cooling. The more you know 😂
Variable Valve
Timing
Electronic
Control
"You can see the manual transmission" **shows two pedals**
Bruh somebody tried to sell me an early 2005ish Eclipse (automatic), and I'm like no thanks, I only buy manuals. He's like "No it IS manual! It has the paddle shifter" I'm like dude no haha
@@senseiii3986 that kinda people dont deserve cars
Lol
Ugghhh one of my biggest pet peeves, people thinking paddles in any way make the transmission _not_ automatic.
I’m pretty sure he was joking the hole time
Bald tires = sure sign of power
I envy them, though. I wish I could get excited over a $1500 car.
I AiNt NevER SeEN THIS MODEL CaRr with DUAL EXHAUSTS DUAL EXHAUSTS DUAL EXHAUSTS
Lol you can, just has to be a find, or you just gotta really want a project car. Hell got my 96 Gt for 1500, needs work. But loud and fun AF.
There are plenty of good quick cars out there for cheap. Just these knuckle heads can't tell their ass from their elbow.
@@manintights2 - You misunderstood. I don't want a little ricer car PERIOD.
@@GoatyHerps ah, ditto, I'd never be caught dead in a riced out honda
That's a jswap, sure he doesn't know what he's talking about but it for sure blew his mind lol
"What is VTEC?"
"Very Tall Engine Coolant."
Okay, I'm a total novice/noob when it comes to cars, but even I'm pretty sure that's NOT what VTEC stands for...
Stands for variable valve timing & lift electronic control. Yeah nobody gonna remember that
And it has to do with fuel injection, not cooling lol
@@moelester7971 it's more about being efficient while cruising and making the cams perform better when getting on it.
That dude wasn’t being serious lol
He’s obviously joking, he’s rocking a supercharged cobra that’s actually fast
The guy with the sideways hat is hilarious. He's an expert troll.
Different color coolant will add 8 pounds of boost😂
Already bought a different color, can’t wait!
Red makes everything faster
I feel the guy and hope he was just trolling, or being an asshole. 😂 Forward mounted supercharger in a Focus, the valve cover facing forward, that’s a custom car. Not a 2 liter ZTEC running FWD.
He's also got a supercharger instead of a turbocharger
@@Backyardmech1 it’s a Cobra and it’s obvious he’s trolling
"It was originally front wheel drive I switched it to supercharged"
No..he switched to twinturbo..
@@farhannavas2690 oh well my bad guess I couldn't hear it right
Ya my car was 4wheel drive and converted it to a diesel hemi😂
That guy was so cringe
5:10 VTEC “very tall engine cooling” 😂
I had to replay that back to reassure his words 😂😂😂
LoL R I C E 🍚
He was goofin
LMAO
Why is this video pissing me off? Lol
10:00 “Superchargers take away horsepower” 😂
“Got rainbow headers, that s**t fly as heeelll”🤣🤣
Awww you beat me lol
That guy was actually joking😂
Ya for real lmao 🤣 😂
"It's turbocharged"
-Not even running a cold air intake
Also no intercooler. And even if there was a turbo it wasn’t connected to the exhaust manifold
he has a literal supercharger
@@izzyl7416 no he doesnt
So if my car was turbocharged from the factory it would need a cai to run? Lol intakes are more of a dress up mod
I’ve actually never heard of that
Lol dude talking about the Accord sedan was hilarious. “I ain’t nevah seen one with dual eggzaust.” All stock V6 Accords have dual exhaust😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I was reading this as he said that lol
@@chadsanchez508 that accord its not even an accord EURO R that one its pretty rare only available in Europe K24 with the 6 speed manual transmission I'm not even european but I know there are many cool honda variants available in Japan and Europe here in U.S we got the crappy versions
@@giancarlolugo9586 okay.... where the hell did i mention anything about the car 😆. I just said I read what the comment said as the guy in the video said it.
@@chadsanchez508 I wasn't angry over you I was just pissed over the accord guy and the very tall engine cooling guy those guys give to honda a bad rep it makes me want to take Shingo's full tuned SiR-ii and Tomoyuki's Type R for slam them to the guardrail like the meme of the Dubaru crashu
Ricer: has a vvti engine
Also ricer: "It's weetech bro i smoked f1 formula bro"
“MANUAL TRANSMISSION RIGHT HERE !” *Automatic Transmission is clearly visible*
💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
Emcee Ace there is no way he really tried to pass any of that off? He had to be joking and mocking people who actually go around doing shit like that! ✨✨✨
@@angeldesigns9064 he was joking.
Lol they cant even fool a kid
V : Very
T : Tall
E : Engine
C : Cooling
XD
And he orobably thinks gti stands for great transmision inside lol what a plank
Danny Adriansyah typical Honda owner.
That was a good fail. I heard a lot of v-tec jokes, but this is one of the best.
@@garethyoung2911
He is actually just trolling
@@TraceLight he wasn't a Honda owner. That was a Mustang Cobra and he was obviously joking
Changing the coolant can give you like 8 psi 😂😂😂
I wish lmao
Its true. Dont use predistone though.
Fuck ya, that blue coolant will give you at least 50 more HP. Stay away from the green stuff...😎
@@hammertownsoldier haha!
It's true, pink coolant is the fastest. Adds 100hp
Rainbow headers, Very Tall Engine Cooling (VTEC) 4 turbos! Damn I learned so much!!!
This is the type of people I'd hire to a car dealership lmfao
General Price Do you want this planet to end?
Funny thing is dealerships and indy shops do hire them😅
Bussiness is bussiness
Then get sued to hell
Once when I asked a salesman at a dealership if the engine was NA, and he responded with, "nah I think it's direct injected". We were legit looking at the engine with the hood up, oh did I also mention his title was "technology expert".
"VTEC? That stands for very tall engine cooling"
Isn't it like Valve Timing Electronic Control? O.o
ahmed ba it was cringe af i literally stopped the vid right there. 😓
Vtec = Very Thick Engine Cum
Love that guy he trolled so many people with that video .
ahmed ba 😂 hahahahhaha
I lost brain cells hearing the guys that weren't joking and actually meant the shit that they said...
My brain hurts so bad listening to these dudes 😂😂😂😂🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻😂😂😂
My ears are bleeding and I almost feel sorry for how stupid these guys are in this video 😂😂😂😂!
Bro no kidding i actually had the biggest headache after hearing all that shit...
@@Mr.fullthrott56 I took 5 Advil and dream blockers so I wouldn't have night mares😂... It was excruciating to watch some of them being so serious and believe the bullshit they spoke. I kept trying to convince my self they were joking but reality hit at the end of each clip that they actually are maybe the dumbest people I've ever heard speak. Their parents shouldn't have been allowed to breed, I can only pray that they're off spring doesn't come out that stupid. Oh God bro my head hurts again thinking about the amount of stupidity 😂😂
Manual transmission lmao...i pray I don't have nightmares tonight
The dual exhaust with so much enthusiasm had me 😂
The dude with the is300 was definitely trolling lmao
It was an is200 lol not even a jz
@@MuhammadHamzaMZO it is a 2jzge
@@waybassdroids is200 =1gfe, is300 = 2jzge
@@MuhammadHamzaMZO i mean, it was a is300 by that jz motor. The intake of a jz is very noticable tho..
Muhammad Hamza not sure if its an is200. Look up jake dufner race car, that lexus is actually pretty cool now days
"I have no idea what im talking about, but since i talk fast it seems like i do."
I seriously can't believe any of this. Not one of these dudes has a short throw dipstick.
Jason Giese or have replaced their blinker fluid recently
They forgot the piston return springs
* ricer clears throat *
Yeah ken block gave me this car I just put a v69 engine that was given to me by Vin diesel bruh
Jason Giese none had a gallo 12 or a gallo 24 either smh
Some people are driving enthusiasts and some are car enthusiasts. I’ve come to realize that I’m a driving enthusiast. I appreciate the engineering that goes into a build but I’d rather pay someone to build my car for me rather than me spending countless hours on learning how to build it myself.
The mitsubishi nice-mo one is crack up. "North Korean body kit"
Vic Kanis I was going to comment this but might as well support ya
you still think he aint making up shit right ?
haha you guys actually never heard of sarcasm or these things ?
Patrick Star of course he's joking, it's still funny though
go2448 which is Japanese right?
Mitsubishi nismo haha funny guy
What is vtec any ways? Its very tall engine cooling. FML
Redthread that was the best one! 😂🤣
I died here too 😂😂😂
I feel like that guy was just joking around though. He knew
if you can't tell that the dude with the sideways hat was joking I fear for the possibility that you have the right to do things like vote or drive a car...man y'all gotta be bout slower than the cars in this video SMFH
Paul Pz I apologise my Lord. Feel free to abolish my right to procreate
"Pushing like 550 hp to the back wheels."
*Cameramen zooms to back wheel*
XD
RED his manual transmission was my favorite part. I wanna see him shift while driving.
That guy was obviously joking though. Four turbos, calling an automatic a manual, talking about various parts being extra 5 hp, beating an enzo, etc...
@@Mutantcy1992 yeah satire is funny
"Mitsubishi Nismo 3000 GT 7"
I died of laughing and i can't breath anymore
This dude lying about the 3000 GT is level 99 cringe. I can't keep watching this but I can't stop. 😂😂😂😂
sedrick campbell ikr
sedrick campbell Sorry I have to convert my fwd to a twin turbo.
Lol
Yoshi Egg well you should also probably convert your awd to a supercharger
Eight Six dude that’s a genius idea
Eight Six I should also convert my Rwd Porsche to a fwd 163737739294 superturbo
*_"For automatic, she will Run"_*
*_"And I, ay - SHHPHEWW"_*
*_"I ain't ever seen a Honda Accord run like she does..."_*
“I’ve had 38 cars”
Mans is out here making bank
Who said they were real hes got his match box cars all converted to awd 4 turbos and 2 superchargers( hotwheels charges more for these mods)
Turns out 37 of them are the 50 cent hot wheels cars.
Nah, he been racing for slips
38 geo metros
38 cheap $800 OfferUp Cars
When he said “It was originally fwd I converted it to 2 twin turbo” The smurk he had while he said that thinking he knows what he’s talking about gave me so much anger
Converted it from a front wheel drive, to a twin turbo, oh ok, did you covert the automatic 5 speed transmission to a v8 as well?
Spark Plugged yes actually I did
yEaH mAn i PuT LiKe 420 TurBoS iN ThAt biTcH aNd nOw itS ConVerTeD tO fRoNt wHeeL driVE
I did, all it took were new torque converters with a specialized tie rod end
No, I converted my civic’s 4 speed automatic to 6.6l v12. It can reach 100 mph in 2 seconds and standing quarter mile in 7 seconds. It makes 2500hp. I changed my stock steering wheel to a 20 inch pirelli p-zero and stock Honda steel wheels to brembo carbon ceramics. My biggest upgrade was adding about 20 stickers where each sticker adds 10 hp and 8 lb ft of torque. And my cardboard spoiler gives 100% grip (no wheel spin).
@@FlumaFPS lmao nah man instead of a cold air intake its just a super fat juul
I got manual transmission then proceed showing an automatic. Owh!
I got 4 turbos but you cant see it. Wtf?
I'm ashamed being a male watching this
Azzrudin Jamil that one had to be a joke haha
You're a bigger idiot for getting fooled by it
r/wooosh
He is taking the piss
That was the one dude that was actually kidding
"I ran it once and it blew up! I've had 38 cars" lol this guy wins. I've never seen someone that so obviously has no clue what they're talking about yet just rolls with it like it's all true.
Very tall engine coolant. I'm so happy I'm on the can.
LMFAO I WAS DEAD AFTER VTEC "Very tall engine cooling" 😂
TACWolf he almost was convincing til that
Then the rambling about the turbo and you can clearly see the blower 🤦♂️
Lmfaoo shit had me crying
As a mustang guy...that was embarrassing. Please give that cobra to someone who knows how to wear a hat.
It’s “Variable Valve Timing & Lift Electronic Control” or “vee teck”
“What’s vtec”
“Very tall engine cooling”
Guys beyond saving
He should have never been born!!
Spit root beer in my wife's face on that!!!
Some of them were joking right...I genuinely can not tell😂😂😂
Trazon Mitchell people believe the earth is flat. People can actually be this dumb lol
Trazon Mitchell the is300 and the nissan were faking
Michael Pugh i don't bout the is300....... The 350 yeah he was joking
nah he said he got a manual and a vtec in a toyota
The guy with the terminator was definitely joking
" I'm a drifter " - he never lived in the same area for more than two months before moving to other place
“Got a manual in it” literally shows an automatic transmission😂😂😂
That's the joke.
Owners manual
Chase C I’ll have you know I have a 3000 gt base model converted to front wheel drive.
@@TheXboxName But does the front license plate holder have Very Tall Engine Cooling? Didn't think so.
@Chase C I plead the fifth.
Carbon fiber battery cover cools down the engine by 50 degrees... lol
😂😂 this me when people ask me about my turbo blanket
6:20 LMAO “I’ve got the manual right here”. “That’s a manual?”
It's a manual bro :>> and he got 4 turbo and a V-TEC
Đức Mạnh Phạm “2015 Toyota IS300” except LEXUS makes the IS300 and the 2015 model looked nothing like the car shown in the video.
this guy HAS to be joking.
No way he wasn't joking. He's got a cold air intake and it looked kinda tuney but the fact I didn't see a single turbo while there were supposed to be four of them... It's kinda sketchy.
Pretty sure that one was a joke
0:43 "now for, for engine right, now it's a 99, you'd think that bitch would be, guh, nasty, it be nasty it be, gu-oon guh nasty as fuck right?"
Love it, he really got his point across in a succinct manner.
2nd guy in 99 accord "took them Superbikes down thru Covington right and hit'em!" 😂
To be honest, that guy seemed a little crazy. Just a little, though
He looked like a legit Methican American to me...
Super bikes haha! Maybe a Honda rebel.
@@c-tezblackspeedracer8056 That and I think he was just f***** up bad. Definitely some type of upper.
@@19ujustdontkno86 seems like it doesn't it?
Very
Tall
Engine
Cooling
Makes sense XD
Sharingan Wawty oh my
He’s trolling...
Vistec
Yeah he was obviously trolling
2.4k ricers offended by this video
Bro you fuckin killed me....
2,1k people cringed so hard they wanted to dislike the people in it
@@Kircho21
Lol
“itll get rid of my governor so i wont have a rev limiter” “rev limiter?!? yeah you dont need that”😭😭
It's like the guys who mods cars in GTA are trying to impress NFS or Forza players 😂😂
🤣
"I converted it from front wheel drive to twin turbo"
Lmfao
Yeah, no, that's not how it works.
Or it’s like kids who play forza and need for speed trying to impress actual car guys
@@billsmith7103 shoots fired
Bill Smith yea. I get so mad at forza kids. Driving in that game is ass. Gta is way better imo and yes I drove my car every day I have experience.
Converted AWD to Twin Turbo...OK enough internet for today
TheManWithNoName no no no it was fwd to tt, big difference😂😂😂
That overconfident face tho lmao,wonder why they never studied about their car
James D so you were one of those ricers?LOL
Wait, what? Haha that had me laughing
Now his car's drivetrain is replaced by 2 turbochargers!
Imagine if that dude with the accord is telling the truth lol
He ruined all credibility when he said "I never seen this model with dual exhaust before, someone did something to it". I can't remember back far enough when Honda DIDNT put duals on V6 Accords from the factory lol. Not even true dual exhaust, it's just a splitter like 95% of "dual exhaust" stock factory setups.
My mom had a v6 accord. They lay down some power for what they are.
Apparently the last year of the v6 could go 140 but it’d be fucking sketch
He just got exited cuz the speedometer says 140 I got my 97 up to 130 going down hill on the highway lol I freaked out thought the old boy going to blow up lol listening to VOLBEAT TO DAM LOUD
I used to have a 2000 Honda Accord ex v6. It's actually pretty good. I hit 137 in it. It being fwd needless to say it did take some distance though.
"I got spark plugs, spark plug wires... Ay ay, ay ay - she will RUN."