Exercises in Futility - Kali Muscle's Defunct Fan Club

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  • Watch me roast Kali Muscle as he announces his now-defunct fan club, "Team ShowStoppa." Originally recorded in 2014.
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Komentáře • 762

  • @michaeluribe-gamboa7032
    @michaeluribe-gamboa7032 Před 6 lety +632

    Kali muscle skipped math day

  • @larvitardratini5965
    @larvitardratini5965 Před 6 lety +619

    "not even ten cent a monf"
    $8.33/month for a "lifetime membership"

    • @Cloud987600
      @Cloud987600 Před 6 lety +43

      Larvitar Dratini he really didnt think this business plan through.. What shit

    • @devinbalasi7296
      @devinbalasi7296 Před 6 lety +41

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel bad for people who Kali is actually fooling with this BS.

    • @mobinbestintheworld9229
      @mobinbestintheworld9229 Před 6 lety +28

      it's spelled "maff"

    • @truthseeker9961
      @truthseeker9961 Před 5 lety

      Devin Balasi I feel bad for the people too.

    • @xMrPapadap0lis
      @xMrPapadap0lis Před 5 lety +5

      Honestly, if anyone was dumb enough to give this obvious moron money then they are even more stupid than he is and deserve to have their money taken from them.

  • @maplebobo9862
    @maplebobo9862 Před 6 lety +1102

    kali muscle never skips lips day

  • @madflava21
    @madflava21 Před 3 lety +67

    I've seen this video countless times and still laugh at "this guy must sign his checks with a crayon".

  • @tonyyuge4185
    @tonyyuge4185 Před 6 lety +325

    Just took a huge dump and sent him the pic.

  • @problemchild5050
    @problemchild5050 Před 6 lety +316

    So buy his shirt and book pay him a 100 a year and he’ll pretend your both friends basically 😂

  • @aegontargaryen1431
    @aegontargaryen1431 Před 6 lety +353

    10 cents ah munf

    • @jeanconery293
      @jeanconery293 Před 6 lety +16

      how the fuck can I guy like this get away with this shit? are his followers that dumb?

    • @jackmajor3466
      @jackmajor3466 Před 6 lety +16

      yes, yes they are

    • @Pooopers
      @Pooopers Před 6 lety +1

      this is from 2014, you tell me.

    • @nischaladhikari3906
      @nischaladhikari3906 Před 6 lety +2

      jean conery Yes, they're just as dumb as this dumb fuck Kali. "That's not even 10 cents a month"..stupidity at its finest.

  • @HucaPuca
    @HucaPuca Před 6 lety +415

    The watch would probably make a kid cry if he got it in happy meal :D

    • @boholaesthetic3416
      @boholaesthetic3416 Před 6 lety +1

      HucaPuca lol

    • @PROLMBT
      @PROLMBT Před 6 lety +6

      It looks like a Vending Machine Watch😂🤣

    • @Tronathon242
      @Tronathon242 Před 5 lety +2

      "Nooo! I wanted Spiderman! WAAAAAA!"

    • @sage6336
      @sage6336 Před 5 lety

      thats where he got that watch , from a happy meal

  • @bodiddly5114
    @bodiddly5114 Před 6 lety +160

    "Team Soap Droppa"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robbiesharp311
      @robbiesharp311 Před 6 lety +1

      Bo Diddly why Cali get locked up? How long Cali locked up?

  • @septicbile2901
    @septicbile2901 Před 6 lety +759

    Bwahaha! Team soap droppah!
    I'm dead.

  • @jonathanhankins8356
    @jonathanhankins8356 Před 3 lety +23

    "Signs his checks with a crayon..." Bro... that was the harshest burn on the interwebs...

  • @silverwarrior461
    @silverwarrior461 Před 6 lety +343

    Imagine Kali preaching in church, damn that'd be hilarious.

    • @hecg83
      @hecg83 Před 6 lety +7

      Silver Warrior he preaching bodybuilding into dumbasses that believe him and buy his shit

    • @SevastianNandez
      @SevastianNandez Před 6 lety +3

      Silver Warrior he would have ppl going there just for him. Religious ppl are idiots

    • @samuraipuggys3756
      @samuraipuggys3756 Před 6 lety +4

      I'd actually pay to see him preach first row

    • @johnhernandez3134
      @johnhernandez3134 Před 6 lety

      Silver Warrior I think people would fall asleep

    • @chase21592
      @chase21592 Před 6 lety +9

      I don’t think he could read the Bible.

  • @coryybrowne3096
    @coryybrowne3096 Před 6 lety +27

    "This guy must sign his checks with a crayon"😂😭💀

  • @rand4239
    @rand4239 Před 6 lety +201

    How about this: I’ll pay 40$ for some Elgintensity gear, AND 100$ every year to the Trap King himself just to not hear Kali Muscle talk. Seriously, dude is on the spectrum.

    • @nigelft
      @nigelft Před 6 lety +5

      Nick C
      'Seriously, the dude is on the spectrum' ...
      To borrow Ghali Buscles own words ..."No maine ... Ghali is on not no any spectrum ... you be talkin' out of your assse ... All dis nasgal kongestion means lake of dat dere oxy-gen to mai brain ... I just gets all con-fuzed and shit ..."
      Or, in normal English, as someone with Asperger's, he is ... Well, put it like this ... Most people on the spectrum have IQs above 115 ... dis dere soap dropper is no where close to that ...

    • @rand4239
      @rand4239 Před 6 lety +29

      nic jones good for publicizing that you'll sucker punch somebody, asshat. I see it runs in the family.

    • @unanonymous4655
      @unanonymous4655 Před 6 lety +13

      nic jones Hey look guys we have another internet tough guy!

    • @mdurst2009
      @mdurst2009 Před 6 lety +5

      Nic Jones so am I not allowed to say retarded?

    • @aaronwrecks3324
      @aaronwrecks3324 Před 4 lety

      @ToWalkAmongstThePlebs assburgers I'd a fucking joke dude....

  • @krush_it6650
    @krush_it6650 Před 6 lety +280

    Are Kali muscle sinuses ever going to open up?

  • @SassyMudTruckDegenerateDumbFk

    I just previewed the book. Much to my surprise, it is written in Dull crayon.

  • @ProtectThisHouse117
    @ProtectThisHouse117 Před 6 lety +6

    Damn... What a scam artist. He doesn't even remotely try to hide it. Thanks for roasting him Infinite.

  • @BaconMaken
    @BaconMaken Před 6 lety +133

    Kari Mushle shays murray chrishtmash.

  • @Are1oner
    @Are1oner Před 2 lety +4

    "Not even Ten cents a munt" LMAO. WOW!

  • @breadboi2135
    @breadboi2135 Před 6 lety +35

    Take a picture with kali' s book and watch nah I think I will keep my dignity intact.

  • @char_lizard8440
    @char_lizard8440 Před 6 lety +94

    @4:13.... "There will be a rape!" - Kali Muscle, 2017 -

    • @bigcrookeddick5688
      @bigcrookeddick5688 Před 6 lety +2

      Thiiicc Boiiis there will be a rape!!

    • @char_lizard8440
      @char_lizard8440 Před 6 lety

      Big crooked Dick That's what I said?

    • @DarkSaint411
      @DarkSaint411 Před 6 lety

      Thiiicc Boiiis hahaha

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD Před 6 lety

      2014, but the point still stands

    • @vd5882
      @vd5882 Před 6 lety +1

      Why did I get to this comment 2 seconds before he said it. I was like wtf? Then it made sense.

  • @joesmalls1276
    @joesmalls1276 Před 6 lety +15

    “That’s not even 10 cents a month” lmfao what kind of maff is this dude doing! Reckless I tell ya! 🙈😂😂

    • @straightestofjacks5732
      @straightestofjacks5732 Před 4 lety +2

      He was locked up for 11 years, right? Maybe he considers that decade to be a year, thereby fooling himself into believing that he didn't actually lost that much time in jail. So I tried to come up with an equation to account for that … and it still didn't pan out.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit Před 3 lety

      @@straightestofjacks5732 🤦‍♂️ lmao bro. Must be why he did robbery instead of trapping. Maths dont check out

  • @zVincoo
    @zVincoo Před 6 lety +93

    kali muscle is so smart

    • @nikolozt107
      @nikolozt107 Před 6 lety +39

      He does not only gives you training tips, he also gives you advice about life.

    • @decisivepro1961
      @decisivepro1961 Před 6 lety +19

      smarf*

    • @nikolozt107
      @nikolozt107 Před 6 lety +8

      I think he makes me dumb

    • @blueband8114
      @blueband8114 Před 6 lety +4

      His bingo call would be something like, Kali muscle IQ ...32

    • @vlladellu
      @vlladellu Před 6 lety

      A full package human. Thank God that kali is among us.
      (o_O) =)))))))

  • @mjoto
    @mjoto Před 6 lety +148

    I have to buy a book and a shirt. Or a book and a black watch. Or a book and an orange watch. And then spend $100 a year reinitiation fee. Then pay for him to hang out with me, if I don't live in LA. Oh and I can ask him 4 questions.... so I can walk around with personality and have fun and loosen up. Seems legit.

  • @hammerofgod85
    @hammerofgod85 Před 3 lety +30

    "the book is $20 the shirt is $20, this is lifetime. This ain't Kali Muscle sold out of... .erm..... this is a lifetime thing that's going on. But also let me say this. There will be a $100 a year re-initiation fee." - Kali Muscle

    • @drumunism3781
      @drumunism3781 Před rokem +5

      “Me grinding my feet into Eddie’s couch, like it’s something to do. Come on, I got more sense than that. Yeah, I can remember grinding my feet into Eddie’s couch”

    • @M.Universe
      @M.Universe Před rokem +2

      He basically talked about initiating the new comers to Freemasonry.
      Keywords: "I'll send you over a oath.." - Teach you the secrets.." - "I talk to people above me.."

    • @JunkCCCP
      @JunkCCCP Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@M.Universethis nigga couldn't afford freemasonry

  • @brianwoolston314
    @brianwoolston314 Před 6 lety +37

    HAHA TEAM SOAP DROPPA! You're killing me man

  • @danielg7315
    @danielg7315 Před 6 lety +10

    Ima end this video halfway through. Not because I don't like your commentary, but because I stand Kali. Merry Christmas!

  • @RiseAgainst369
    @RiseAgainst369 Před 6 lety +2

    YES! Been waiting for this masterclass burn to resurface on CZcams! Thanks for the Christmas present, Elgin

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit Před 3 lety +4

    For only $0.28 a day, you can sponsor this man.

  • @HucaPuca
    @HucaPuca Před 6 lety +100

    2+2 is 100, divided by 12 is less than 0.1 :D

    • @tobiaselmer4717
      @tobiaselmer4717 Před 6 lety +3

      Quick maths!

    • @larvitardratini5965
      @larvitardratini5965 Před 6 lety +8

      Kwik maff

    • @sgtb27
      @sgtb27 Před 6 lety +1

      HucaPuca lmfao shadilay my dude

    • @DrTranofEvil
      @DrTranofEvil Před 3 lety

      Maybe his members can just offer to send him the ten cents a month? I mean, a buck twenty a year seems pretty reasonable. 🙄

  • @kungfuman82
    @kungfuman82 Před 6 lety +41

    A new Infinite Elgintensity video? Merry early Christmas!

    • @velocity1146
      @velocity1146 Před 6 lety +1

      kungfuman82 this is 3 yrs old but still a classic.

  • @juancaballeros8398
    @juancaballeros8398 Před 6 lety +5

    "You photoshop a picture." 😂😂😂😂

  • @benh763
    @benh763 Před 6 lety +15

    'The gangsta way to spell it' 😂😂

  • @MagnificentLoL
    @MagnificentLoL Před 6 lety +3

    Happy holidays, Trapchamp!

  • @zeusoftheaegis9038
    @zeusoftheaegis9038 Před 6 lety +8

    Trapta Clause - bringing us Christmas cheer with them Sunday roasts.

  • @raderT90
    @raderT90 Před 6 lety

    This and elgins other vid he made recently are the best christmas presents a subscriber could have! Merry christmas Traplord

  • @BoricuaSamurai97
    @BoricuaSamurai97 Před 6 lety +1

    What a beautiful thing to wake up to on Christmas Eve, thank you for blessing us this holiday season trap lord

  • @devinbalasi7296
    @devinbalasi7296 Před 6 lety +4

    Never watch these video while eating because it'll end up all over your keyboard from laughing.

  • @torachan23
    @torachan23 Před 6 lety +84

    Thank you Trap God for blessing up during the holidays

  • @NomineName
    @NomineName Před 6 lety +5

    Merry xmas Trappador Dali

  • @HucaPuca
    @HucaPuca Před 6 lety +239

    Trappy X-Mas

  • @andrewjohnson5048
    @andrewjohnson5048 Před 5 lety +6

    “You gotta stay nice”
    Shows off hat that looks like it was bought from a gas station

    • @vaevictis_
      @vaevictis_ Před 4 lety +4

      Andrew Johnson and a watch from a vending machines

  • @vToneehh
    @vToneehh Před 6 lety +1

    With a crayon 😂😂 and naming prisons 😂😂😂

  • @edoardopulcini9432
    @edoardopulcini9432 Před 3 lety +2

    "We going worldwide : Africa, Dubai...
    (wipes face) , Ya know Mexico.. "
    Did he learn geography by watching DJ Khaled videos?

  • @limoncello2214
    @limoncello2214 Před 6 lety +2

    Once he pulled out the Kali Muscle watch and I heard the click of the cases, I was done. This is hilarious!

  • @coreymonday1375
    @coreymonday1375 Před 6 lety

    This is the best channel I've ever found

  • @lefuvui5179
    @lefuvui5179 Před 5 lety +2

    Lmao the first minute was just pure gold 😂😂😂

  • @shadowsonthedust
    @shadowsonthedust Před 6 lety +47

    It's because of these videos I unsubscribed from Kali's videos. Thank you.

    • @bigcrookeddick5688
      @bigcrookeddick5688 Před 6 lety +17

      kingofnightmares why tf were you subbed to begin with?

    • @fruitydudexD
      @fruitydudexD Před 6 lety +16

      Big crooked Dick come on some people are misguided, at least he saw the light

    • @ReallyReal_1
      @ReallyReal_1 Před 6 lety +1

      fruitydudexD meanwhile I have not seen the light

  • @trihardbangz9300
    @trihardbangz9300 Před 4 lety +2

    lmfao this is old but gold, almost start choking while laughing lol

  • @omarmuhammad3242
    @omarmuhammad3242 Před 6 lety +1

    Elgin is an asset of CZcams

  • @eytanlea8456
    @eytanlea8456 Před 6 lety

    A videooooo, yessssssss

  • @midieq5296
    @midieq5296 Před 6 lety +7

    This guy's must write his cheques wid crayons pahahahah 😂😂😂 that shits funny, I tell thee

  • @jabberwock14
    @jabberwock14 Před 4 lety +4

    How does Kali even know enough information to fill a book that big?

  • @damien384
    @damien384 Před 6 lety

    The way you narrate over the video is funnier than anything I’ve ever watched

  • @jamok3
    @jamok3 Před 6 lety

    It's about time!!

  • @noodles2732
    @noodles2732 Před 6 lety +1

    "Team Soap Droppa" IM FUCKING DYING BROOOOO

  • @brotherheed00
    @brotherheed00 Před 6 lety

    Even with your humor added to this clip. I could not finish watching this mouth breather.

  • @elfunkeado
    @elfunkeado Před 6 lety +10

    " you dont like chicken" ....xD

  • @juhwanseok86
    @juhwanseok86 Před 6 lety +3

    Funny as hell man
    Support you by ordering some shirt

  • @JackedLobster
    @JackedLobster Před 6 lety +5

    The day Kali breathes through his nose again, I'll watch another one of his videos. But, just one.

  • @shinvon
    @shinvon Před 6 lety

    Infinite Elgintensity aka Patrappa the Rapper dropping heat for the holidays!

  • @germany3301
    @germany3301 Před 6 lety

    When i thought Christmas couldn‘t be any better: Trap God uploads.

  • @Cosmicles
    @Cosmicles Před 6 lety

    Haha I just subbed to this channel last night . Watch this channel for hours. Hahahaha

  • @kingblue1996
    @kingblue1996 Před 6 lety +27

    He has ZERO knowledge

  • @satishrengarajan5806
    @satishrengarajan5806 Před 5 lety +3

    "Nice plastic watch"😂😂

  • @Th3Ic3Guy
    @Th3Ic3Guy Před 6 lety +1

    "Must sign his checks with a crayon." Hahaha

  • @puns01
    @puns01 Před 6 lety +1

    "Have some fun, loosen up". Lol team soap droppa slogan

  • @snm874
    @snm874 Před 6 lety +94

    Please do a video on VeganGains giving away his dog. He said his girl got harrassed by 15 Arabs on the train and the dog got stress from it so they had to give it away..serious

    • @unknownalien8068
      @unknownalien8068 Před 6 lety +1

      Say Nothing 😂 wtf

    • @HeridaV
      @HeridaV Před 6 lety +4

      Is it true his gf talked shit about children like he did once? I'd be very interested

    • @Durka-Durka
      @Durka-Durka Před 6 lety +2

      Serious question - how does a vegan feed his dog? If he's buying dog food he can't really be vegan.

    • @Hope-Solos-Darkstar
      @Hope-Solos-Darkstar Před 6 lety +21

      Charles Chamberlain He actually fed his dog a vegan diet and it got sick as fuck and he and girl denied it was from the diet

    • @Durka-Durka
      @Durka-Durka Před 6 lety +3

      OK. I didn't know they made vegan food for dogs and cats. Wow.

  • @PheseantNetsuke
    @PheseantNetsuke Před 6 lety +10

    Dear Father Trapsmas.
    Please do a video on your favorite anime. That would make me happy.
    Thanks.

  • @shinigami1265
    @shinigami1265 Před 6 lety +1

    Team Soap Droppah never skips cheek day

  • @lcarusLives
    @lcarusLives Před 6 lety

    Christmas came early, and so did I

  • @Paulsicles
    @Paulsicles Před 5 lety +2

    Signs his checks with his crayons 😂😂😂

  • @xejuiehui7078
    @xejuiehui7078 Před 6 lety +1

    "You take a PITURE!!"🤣😂

  • @thenecessarynews9371
    @thenecessarynews9371 Před 2 lety +2

    Lol let’s do the math 😂😂 I’m sure Elgin himself is excellent at that

  • @nikolozt107
    @nikolozt107 Před 6 lety +1

    Nice video!

  • @jaron87floyd
    @jaron87floyd Před 6 lety +1

    That lifetime membership shit got me rolling

  • @hardedgecustom
    @hardedgecustom Před 6 lety +1

    He who lives by the troll dies by the troll.

  • @gigaxy
    @gigaxy Před 6 lety

    "This guy must sign his checks with a crayon" XD

  • @slashertrav
    @slashertrav Před 6 lety +5

    Kali sounds like that kid in 1st grade who always had a runny nose

  • @wizzelhoart
    @wizzelhoart Před 5 lety +1

    man now I want that watch just because

  • @adamharris6855
    @adamharris6855 Před 6 lety +73

    I'm watching this hungover.

  • @themeaningoflife38
    @themeaningoflife38 Před 6 lety +2

    you should go to the Arnold Classic and confront Kali in person

  • @mr.debusey774
    @mr.debusey774 Před 6 lety

    Merry Christmas, may all your trap dreams come true

  • @eitak12334
    @eitak12334 Před 6 lety +5

    christmas came early

  • @MrMuhammadPig
    @MrMuhammadPig Před 6 lety +7

    the roast of Trappy musscle

  • @carlosb1
    @carlosb1 Před 3 lety

    The maff part kills me every time!

  • @EdrianC
    @EdrianC Před 6 lety

    “I’m out.” 😆

  • @jsmilz86
    @jsmilz86 Před 6 lety +6

    Thank you! Oh Trap King!

  • @01sapphireGTS
    @01sapphireGTS Před 4 lety

    I LOL'd at the happy meal comment.

  • @espressobeats.
    @espressobeats. Před 6 lety +4

    Come an everyone, let's do the maff 😂

  • @derfskoorb3582
    @derfskoorb3582 Před 6 lety +12

    Trapi-wan Kenobi

  • @kevincondna8784
    @kevincondna8784 Před 6 lety +1

    5:09 OMG!! im dying dude!!!

  • @Bug582
    @Bug582 Před 6 lety

    I was thinking, that orange watch looks like it was from a burger king kids meal jaja and then IE makes the joke 😂

  • @Zimm075
    @Zimm075 Před 6 lety +10

    What's a "wortch"?

  • @yerwrng
    @yerwrng Před 5 lety

    Kali muscle needs your donation to decorate his new pad with the finest torso sculptures money can buy .

  • @Theraceagainstmyhealth

    Stonks!

  • @jervy80
    @jervy80 Před 6 lety +1

    That laugh though!

  • @Beeman2892
    @Beeman2892 Před 6 lety +5

    Trapsidious the last Rep showing January 17 2018

  • @TheWave808
    @TheWave808 Před 6 lety

    Dude this video is amazing I'm fucken rolling!

  • @trutyger09
    @trutyger09 Před 6 lety

    "Hyfie-Muuud Wortch" LOL