Exercises in Futility - Kali Muscle's Defunct Fan Club
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- čas přidán 23. 12. 2017
- Watch me roast Kali Muscle as he announces his now-defunct fan club, "Team ShowStoppa." Originally recorded in 2014.
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Kali muscle skipped math day
Maff day
The mofver fucker skiped english class
Stfu he was busy catching soap that day
*Chuck Basher
Kali muscle *skipped class
"not even ten cent a monf"
$8.33/month for a "lifetime membership"
Larvitar Dratini he really didnt think this business plan through.. What shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel bad for people who Kali is actually fooling with this BS.
it's spelled "maff"
Devin Balasi I feel bad for the people too.
Honestly, if anyone was dumb enough to give this obvious moron money then they are even more stupid than he is and deserve to have their money taken from them.
kali muscle never skips lips day
maplebobo DSL workouts
maplebobo Savage
Hey man, gay 4 pay 🤷♂️
Lmfaoooo
Or shotgun nostril day?
I've seen this video countless times and still laugh at "this guy must sign his checks with a crayon".
Just took a huge dump and sent him the pic.
You gay
2 years late but, madlad. Big ups
@@swoli6-11 ur mom gay
@lonelee GODDAMNNN
@@hellomynameissL1m no u
So buy his shirt and book pay him a 100 a year and he’ll pretend your both friends basically 😂
0000 then shouldn't he be the one to pay US to be his friend
G4p
0000 it’s not even 10 cent a month!!!
Seems legit.
Cornwall1888 A munff!
10 cents ah munf
how the fuck can I guy like this get away with this shit? are his followers that dumb?
yes, yes they are
this is from 2014, you tell me.
jean conery Yes, they're just as dumb as this dumb fuck Kali. "That's not even 10 cents a month"..stupidity at its finest.
The watch would probably make a kid cry if he got it in happy meal :D
HucaPuca lol
It looks like a Vending Machine Watch😂🤣
"Nooo! I wanted Spiderman! WAAAAAA!"
thats where he got that watch , from a happy meal
"Team Soap Droppa"😂😂😂😂😂
Bo Diddly why Cali get locked up? How long Cali locked up?
Bwahaha! Team soap droppah!
I'm dead.
Vrz Bree had to go and edit that comment didn't ya? Seems like I struck a nerve.
😆
@@septicbile2901 I like how he deleted the comment and now the comment above is "bruh"
4 yrs later. Still funny
"Signs his checks with a crayon..." Bro... that was the harshest burn on the interwebs...
Imagine Kali preaching in church, damn that'd be hilarious.
Silver Warrior he preaching bodybuilding into dumbasses that believe him and buy his shit
Silver Warrior he would have ppl going there just for him. Religious ppl are idiots
I'd actually pay to see him preach first row
Silver Warrior I think people would fall asleep
I don’t think he could read the Bible.
"This guy must sign his checks with a crayon"😂😭💀
How about this: I’ll pay 40$ for some Elgintensity gear, AND 100$ every year to the Trap King himself just to not hear Kali Muscle talk. Seriously, dude is on the spectrum.
Nick C
'Seriously, the dude is on the spectrum' ...
To borrow Ghali Buscles own words ..."No maine ... Ghali is on not no any spectrum ... you be talkin' out of your assse ... All dis nasgal kongestion means lake of dat dere oxy-gen to mai brain ... I just gets all con-fuzed and shit ..."
Or, in normal English, as someone with Asperger's, he is ... Well, put it like this ... Most people on the spectrum have IQs above 115 ... dis dere soap dropper is no where close to that ...
nic jones good for publicizing that you'll sucker punch somebody, asshat. I see it runs in the family.
nic jones Hey look guys we have another internet tough guy!
Nic Jones so am I not allowed to say retarded?
@ToWalkAmongstThePlebs assburgers I'd a fucking joke dude....
Are Kali muscle sinuses ever going to open up?
KRUSH _it depends on the type of pickaxe his doctor prescribes.
KRUSH _it not as wide as his ass cheeks🤣
It’s the only thing keeping his brain in 🤷🏽♂️
Probably not with all the fucking shit he eats...
I just previewed the book. Much to my surprise, it is written in Dull crayon.
Damn... What a scam artist. He doesn't even remotely try to hide it. Thanks for roasting him Infinite.
Kari Mushle shays murray chrishtmash.
"Not even Ten cents a munt" LMAO. WOW!
Take a picture with kali' s book and watch nah I think I will keep my dignity intact.
@4:13.... "There will be a rape!" - Kali Muscle, 2017 -
Thiiicc Boiiis there will be a rape!!
Big crooked Dick That's what I said?
Thiiicc Boiiis hahaha
2014, but the point still stands
Why did I get to this comment 2 seconds before he said it. I was like wtf? Then it made sense.
“That’s not even 10 cents a month” lmfao what kind of maff is this dude doing! Reckless I tell ya! 🙈😂😂
He was locked up for 11 years, right? Maybe he considers that decade to be a year, thereby fooling himself into believing that he didn't actually lost that much time in jail. So I tried to come up with an equation to account for that … and it still didn't pan out.
@@straightestofjacks5732 🤦♂️ lmao bro. Must be why he did robbery instead of trapping. Maths dont check out
kali muscle is so smart
He does not only gives you training tips, he also gives you advice about life.
smarf*
I think he makes me dumb
His bingo call would be something like, Kali muscle IQ ...32
A full package human. Thank God that kali is among us.
(o_O) =)))))))
I have to buy a book and a shirt. Or a book and a black watch. Or a book and an orange watch. And then spend $100 a year reinitiation fee. Then pay for him to hang out with me, if I don't live in LA. Oh and I can ask him 4 questions.... so I can walk around with personality and have fun and loosen up. Seems legit.
mjoto lol
"the book is $20 the shirt is $20, this is lifetime. This ain't Kali Muscle sold out of... .erm..... this is a lifetime thing that's going on. But also let me say this. There will be a $100 a year re-initiation fee." - Kali Muscle
“Me grinding my feet into Eddie’s couch, like it’s something to do. Come on, I got more sense than that. Yeah, I can remember grinding my feet into Eddie’s couch”
He basically talked about initiating the new comers to Freemasonry.
Keywords: "I'll send you over a oath.." - Teach you the secrets.." - "I talk to people above me.."
@@M.Universethis nigga couldn't afford freemasonry
HAHA TEAM SOAP DROPPA! You're killing me man
Ima end this video halfway through. Not because I don't like your commentary, but because I stand Kali. Merry Christmas!
YES! Been waiting for this masterclass burn to resurface on CZcams! Thanks for the Christmas present, Elgin
For only $0.28 a day, you can sponsor this man.
2+2 is 100, divided by 12 is less than 0.1 :D
Quick maths!
Kwik maff
HucaPuca lmfao shadilay my dude
Maybe his members can just offer to send him the ten cents a month? I mean, a buck twenty a year seems pretty reasonable. 🙄
A new Infinite Elgintensity video? Merry early Christmas!
kungfuman82 this is 3 yrs old but still a classic.
"You photoshop a picture." 😂😂😂😂
'The gangsta way to spell it' 😂😂
Happy holidays, Trapchamp!
Trapta Clause - bringing us Christmas cheer with them Sunday roasts.
This and elgins other vid he made recently are the best christmas presents a subscriber could have! Merry christmas Traplord
What a beautiful thing to wake up to on Christmas Eve, thank you for blessing us this holiday season trap lord
Never watch these video while eating because it'll end up all over your keyboard from laughing.
Thank you Trap God for blessing up during the holidays
Merry xmas Trappador Dali
Trappy X-Mas
HucaPuca got'em
And happy new gains.
You mean Trappy X-Mass
“You gotta stay nice”
Shows off hat that looks like it was bought from a gas station
Andrew Johnson and a watch from a vending machines
With a crayon 😂😂 and naming prisons 😂😂😂
"We going worldwide : Africa, Dubai...
(wipes face) , Ya know Mexico.. "
Did he learn geography by watching DJ Khaled videos?
Once he pulled out the Kali Muscle watch and I heard the click of the cases, I was done. This is hilarious!
This is the best channel I've ever found
Lmao the first minute was just pure gold 😂😂😂
It's because of these videos I unsubscribed from Kali's videos. Thank you.
kingofnightmares why tf were you subbed to begin with?
Big crooked Dick come on some people are misguided, at least he saw the light
fruitydudexD meanwhile I have not seen the light
lmfao this is old but gold, almost start choking while laughing lol
Elgin is an asset of CZcams
A videooooo, yessssssss
This guy's must write his cheques wid crayons pahahahah 😂😂😂 that shits funny, I tell thee
How does Kali even know enough information to fill a book that big?
The way you narrate over the video is funnier than anything I’ve ever watched
It's about time!!
"Team Soap Droppa" IM FUCKING DYING BROOOOO
Even with your humor added to this clip. I could not finish watching this mouth breather.
" you dont like chicken" ....xD
Funny as hell man
Support you by ordering some shirt
The day Kali breathes through his nose again, I'll watch another one of his videos. But, just one.
Infinite Elgintensity aka Patrappa the Rapper dropping heat for the holidays!
When i thought Christmas couldn‘t be any better: Trap God uploads.
Haha I just subbed to this channel last night . Watch this channel for hours. Hahahaha
He has ZERO knowledge
"Nice plastic watch"😂😂
"Must sign his checks with a crayon." Hahaha
"Have some fun, loosen up". Lol team soap droppa slogan
Please do a video on VeganGains giving away his dog. He said his girl got harrassed by 15 Arabs on the train and the dog got stress from it so they had to give it away..serious
Say Nothing 😂 wtf
Is it true his gf talked shit about children like he did once? I'd be very interested
Serious question - how does a vegan feed his dog? If he's buying dog food he can't really be vegan.
Charles Chamberlain He actually fed his dog a vegan diet and it got sick as fuck and he and girl denied it was from the diet
OK. I didn't know they made vegan food for dogs and cats. Wow.
Dear Father Trapsmas.
Please do a video on your favorite anime. That would make me happy.
Thanks.
Team Soap Droppah never skips cheek day
Christmas came early, and so did I
Signs his checks with his crayons 😂😂😂
"You take a PITURE!!"🤣😂
Lol let’s do the math 😂😂 I’m sure Elgin himself is excellent at that
Nice video!
That lifetime membership shit got me rolling
He who lives by the troll dies by the troll.
"This guy must sign his checks with a crayon" XD
Kali sounds like that kid in 1st grade who always had a runny nose
😂😂😂 😂😂
man now I want that watch just because
I'm watching this hungover.
Adam Harris what a hero.
That's some stamina to do that.
jeff mcclure lol tell me about it.
no that's Kali normal speed.
you should go to the Arnold Classic and confront Kali in person
Merry Christmas, may all your trap dreams come true
christmas came early
the roast of Trappy musscle
The maff part kills me every time!
“I’m out.” 😆
Thank you! Oh Trap King!
I LOL'd at the happy meal comment.
Come an everyone, let's do the maff 😂
Trapi-wan Kenobi
5:09 OMG!! im dying dude!!!
I was thinking, that orange watch looks like it was from a burger king kids meal jaja and then IE makes the joke 😂
What's a "wortch"?
Kali muscle needs your donation to decorate his new pad with the finest torso sculptures money can buy .
Stonks!
That laugh though!
Trapsidious the last Rep showing January 17 2018
Dude this video is amazing I'm fucken rolling!
"Hyfie-Muuud Wortch" LOL